"11 Rules For Idiots Who Bought A Haunted House" | Creepypasta | Scary Story
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I'm not gonna lie, I would buy a haunted house if it was dirt cheap. Plus I could probably drive the ghosts away anyway, just like all my ex girlfriends.
They’d hate me for my music taste and for the amount of obscure references I make lmao, or maybe we’d get along.
In our family we have a running theory that my dad is a natural null field. He 'nullifies' any kind of paranormal activity, he's been around people who've expirenced supernatural events, and even went to churches and priests for help; but never saw anything himself. And he noted that when my mom moved in with him, her generally good luck seemed to stop (As in, occasionally winning a 50-70$ lottery ticket.)
We would absolutely purchase a dirt cheap house, because we like ghosts; don't plan on antagonizing them... and that's if they can do anything around my dad.
You sound like the type of guy that would help your ex-girlfriend move in with her new boyfriend ❤️
I totally would too.
Ooohh self burn those are rare
I actually really wasn’t expecting that twist- and it didn’t really feel forced either. Kudos to the writer!!
Likewise, I was just starting to think this isn't the norm, where's the twist ~ ooooooh 🤣
twist? What twist this was a perfectly normal ghost story..... Nothing to see or tell here my friend.
Thank you for not spoiling the twist.
@@danielstellmon5330 Why would you read the comments if you haven’t finished the story though?
@@Viva-qd2bo bad habits, I tend to read comments as I'm listening to TH-cam in general.
In a world where cryptid stories abound, it is always refreshing to hear a haunted house story for a change of venue.
Although the house wasn’t haunted…
@@krispybananaz Nor did the house contain a cryptid. Still a relief from cryptids.
@@roadscapehorror-talesofterror see I like cryptid stories better but there are so many uninspired ones. There’s still a lot of ghost stories but the writes has more leeway in inventing a backstory for the ghost vs thinking up a new boring cryptid again. Then again I’m way more scared of a monster with huge claws that just wants to pursue you and rip you apart.
@@krispybananaz I agree with your assessment.
This is a good, old fashioned scary tale - with a ghost, but especially *without* a ghost! It reminds me of the classic Film Noir "Diabolique."
This is the first time that I actually prefer to have a freaking demon around the house other than a friend like this... What a twist.... Wow!!!! I did not expect that at all.... Greatly written, greatly read...
I want a demon around period. Just don’t touch the pets and learn to turn lights off.
Rule #1-11: cover your house in pictures of Shane Madej saying "hey there demons it's me ya boi" that should get rid of the ghosts.
Wasn’t expecting the twist. Love the narration.
It’s better than a ghost story….. it’s a thriller 🤣🤪😆😂😍
How did you not see this twist coming a mile away?
@@maxdoom3521 I'm kinda dumb tbh
@@maxdoom3521 Because people are different maybe?
If you've seen the formula then you can deduce the outcome but if you're new to the formula then it's a twist you didn't see. Nothing wrong with either, just don't assume everyone else's expectations should be the same as your expectations.
@@maxdoom3521I'm only halfway through the story, but I predicted the story will end with it being revealed that the marriage is somehow behind these attacks, and events this whole time. Either making a deal with some sort of entity to torment the family, and the father specifically, due to the narrator's clear disdain for him. We'll see if I'm right.
*"young children are similar to animals in a way"*
words from my heart
The only difference being that pets tend to be better behaved than kids 😂
My coworkers and I have a game we play sometimes. We try to see who can think of more “things you can say to your pets and kids”
One of the most common is “What do you have in your mouth? Let me see! SPIT THAT OUT!”
@@kyze8284 ,😂😂😂😂
@@HeartyPearl_666Some. The bigger the better trained. Imho.
@@janedoex1398 can only confirm
I got to admit, the title of this one made me chuckle...I love your narrations!
Oh man I freakin love haunted house stories. I don't care if people think their cliché they're my absolute favorite! Can't wait for this one, thanks LH!!!
But it’s not a haunted house story
Since you like haunted house stories, here's one from when I lived in a sort of haunted house: I ended up getting talked into sharing a house with an acquaintance because the friend who had signed the lease with her decided to co-habitate with her boyfriend instead. My housemate was constantly having supernatural experiences in that house: hearing footsteps, seeing shadowy figures crawling across the floor, lights flickering and doors slamming for no apparent reason. When she let one of her friends crash on the couch for a month while he was searching for a place he could afford, he swore that whenever he was in the living room alone, he heard a woman's voice calling to him from the kitchen. When she threw a party for co-workers (lots of alcohol and many slept on the floor upstairs because they weren't sober enough to drive home), they swore someone shook them awake in the middle of the night and claimed to hear ghostly laughter. The only weird stuff that happened to me happened in that twilight zone between awake and asleep, so I can't say if it was a ghost or just the tail end of a dream. My housemate's explanation for why so little happened to me was that the house itself wasn't haunted, it was a spirit that had attached itself to her and followed her from place to place.
Best story I've listened to in a long time! Good twist! I love how the character was like, "Meh, he had it coming." 🤣
Beautiful
My partner and I are moving into our first home next month....
The homeowner recently passed away (not in the home, thankfully).
I figured I should check this video out.
I'll keep you posted.
yep keep us posted!
How’s it going?
@@acebeaut good, no ghosts, lol
@@badnewsbruner Any ghost yet?
You know this is a creepypasta, right? Not real?
M. Night would be proud of that ending. Best story this year, you really can sell the psycho with your narration.
Yay, another animated story!! These are really good and they're pretty unique from what I've seen, keep them coming please!!!
At first I thought the characters were ugly but not anymore. Nope I must have been hit by a stupid stick. I find them adorable now. I look forward to seeing the animated stories.
The animated scp guy puts out a video EVERY DAY, it's hardly final fantasy, but it adds a lot
Good story. I love when there's a little bit of humor and a breaking of the fourth wall. The animation too is wonderful, it goes with your narration so well.
What an interesting concept! The plot twist didn't quite catch me off guard, but I really enjoyed the tone you adopted when narrating!~ Lovely voice acting, as usual. Thanks for another great story, Stephen ^^
So im a night audit at a hotel and usually have a fair amount of free time. Midway threw story entire hotels power gos out and now im stuck in a maze of dark hallways from the security doors all closing. Not in danger but boy what good timing. Midway threw my hall walk the lights flicker then hear a boom and they turn off and all the security doors close one by one. Oh and are currently getting high winds with ice rain. So the noises just intensify it all. this is pretty cool.
That was one of the best stories I've heard on TH-cam.
Well read. Well written. Amazing.
I really like the attitude the author had, even more so how you portrayed it, Stephen, keep up the good work!
On the odd chance you see this will you ever do a Q and A?
hmm maybe! I'll think about it. 🙂👊
@@LighthouseHorror That's a great idea , Q and A would be fun. Lol kind of late with my comment
Better Late then Never.
This story feels so meta, but man the twist in it is really good.
The way you deliver your stories are just unmatched😩👌🏾 The plot twist was as entertaining as ever
Also, the animation has a unique flare all its own & I love it! ✌️😄
was not expecting that plot twist but it was very welcome hahaha I love it, and your narrating is on-point! These animated stories are awesome
Glad you like them! 👊
I don’t think I’ve ever heard you play the antagonist, and you played this role perfectly. Despite the nature of the story & the resultant death of a supposed friend, the main character was quite matter-of-face and even arrogant, but I assumed it was because of the relationship situation. But very gradually your blasé calmness began to show a hint of arrogance which slowly progressed to murderous malice. But rather than acknowledge what he is, our murderer blames his behavior on the victim and the depression he dealt with after the betrayal. But as we all know, depression-even deep depression, rarely results in the perpetration of a scheme that deliberately terrorizes innocent children & pets. Nor does depression cause you to methodically drive someone mad until you finally strangle them to death. What’s fascinating about this character is he proudly admits to deliberately terrorizing a friend’s family and murdering his friend, but he can’t admit what REALLY caused him to behave so horrifically, and that is that he is a psychopath! You did a superb job portraying this character as he went progressed from completely normal (if conceited and condescending) to completely mad. This is not only a horror story; it’s also a case study on what a psychopath can look and act like! 👍💞
Man the voice acting and the animation particularly during the end. This video is a literal work of art. The ending is sending literal chills down my spine. By far my favourite one of your videos
that end was a plot twist on par with the "John F. Kennedy is dead, Dead handsome that is, which makes it all the more tragic he's been shot"
This was FANTASTICLY AWESOME!!!!
THANK YOU Stephan!
xox
You look like fun!
Love the title… In AZ you must disclose if your home is haunted YES, it’s true. Let’s say you told your neighbors that weird things happen in your home and you think it’s haunted. No big deal right? You sell your home for the new buyers meet the neighbors and the neighbors tell the new buyer yeah Mr. Smith and Mrs. Smith would tell us about the scary things that would happen in your house. The new buyer say what that was not in the disclosures.
Believe it or not the new owners can go to the sellers and say guess what we no longer want the house you did not disclose this house was haunted. The sellers would have to buy back the house. Be careful what you tell your neighbors. Maybe some quirky little things happened doesn’t mean it was haunted but if the new buyers decide you know what after living here for one month we may have made a mistake. Although nothing hunting has happened they can use this as an excuse and by law in Arizona the sellers would have to purchase the home again.
I always tell my sellers disclose everything unless you love the house so much you would love to buy it again.
I have to laugh at my own comment Ha! Although it’s creepy pasta it does stand true in AZ real estate
That's a rather strange law considering ghosts don't exist.
@@jonathangoodwin5609 It's likely one of those ancient laws from way back when that just never got removed because govt has better things to do. South Africa for example still has the "Witchcraft Suppression Act 3 of 1957" on the books. The UK only repealed their witchcraft legislation in the 50s.
Actually, it’s not so strange a rule. It’s a huge purchase so full disclosure is necessary.
We were “strongly advised” by our agent to inform the new owners of activity in our house. But to make sure to assure them it was all friendly and it was focused on me. This was mainly because it was something that the neighborhood knew of as some of them had experienced it.
The agent thought it a good idea that way we couldn’t be accused of non-disclosure.
Funnily, the new owners were disappointed when they had no activity and, like expected, it moved with me.
@@gdtestqueen there are a few cases in the 70’s where homes would sell for 50-75% over asking price bcz they were listed as haunted 😊
That was a really good one. It's rare that a story ending catches me out. Great narration.
The animation seems to make the story more interesting. Thank you for all your your hard work ❤ I really enjoy listening to you.
This one was crazy good!! The twist at the end was so cool!
Wow... I didn't expect that ending.
Great narration as always.
Ha ha ha, I love that title already!
My friend thank you for making Lighthouse Horror! It’s BRILLIANTLY FANTASTIC! 👊😎
Fantastic story! Your reading just made it even better. I'm so glad TH-cam saw fit to add you to my recommendations. Your voice is amazing!!
Loving it animation is definitely a plus you keep up the good work lighthouse! Always looking forward to your uploads ☠️
Ignoring dark spirits is the best thing to do. They feed on your fear and acknowledging it slowly gives it permission to be there. Literally if you ignore it it'll go away. I loved that ending 😍
Or it'll just stay. And force you to acknowledge it. All depends on your luck of which one ya get
@@dakotablount251 it doesn't work that way unless you have the bad luck of moving somewhere that has something that's already been fed very well so to speak.if so have someone qualified forcefully remove it.
@@ChristopheRobyn oh it definitely can. These situations are more rare than getting struck by lightning, but some spirits/demons that can cross your path(more accurately you typically have to cross theirs) would love if you ignored them. Gives them all the chances in the world. And they only need one.
@@dakotablount251 those are very rare situations.. Those are the ones that you must get assistance with. But you're right especially the ones that are attached to someone because of someone messing with things they shouldn't. Be it the person or someone in their family etc.
@@ChristopheRobyn I would just move too fast, tell them I love them and want to be with them forever. Worked for getting all my ex girlfriends to go away.
I have heard this story before, but I absolutely love your narrations. They are the best! I will always listen to stories again if you are narrating them. Awesome job!
I thought I'd heard this before and read the comments.
Deja vu or did I dream it??
Demons must be summoned. Cardinal law.
Oh, this one is a *MASTERPIECE* I love the believability & juxtaposition of the main story and its sly twist. Definitely a Classic! Reminds me of the old Film Noir, "Diabolique." 👻😉👍
Beautiful story, that's last rule is really important
I watched earlier but didn't have the time to comment. I always love these projects, your voice & the animation perfect. This has got to be one of my favourite stories you've shared. Thanks as always Stephen & thanks Creeptoons for the animation xxx
That was one of the better stories I've heard lately. I too was happily surprised by the ending. Kudos
One of my favorites. I love the twist. A lot of fun with this one.
Nice plot twist at the end. Great writing, great reading. This is by far my favorite creepy pasta station. Keep doing what you’re doing. You’re subscribes will follow!
This is a masterpiece!
Part 344 of thanking the lighthouse horror for their constant uploads
Yay, right on time!
Wow this story is brilliant. Hope more quality pastas come up soon.
Nice! Great illustration, also. I usually play cards or do puzzles while I listen to creepypastas or just ghost stories. I couldn't do it with this one because I had to watch. One of the better I've seen/heard in a while.
Ree from Sunny Justice?
I do love a good revenge story. Especially when the recipient gets exactly what they deserve! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😁 subscribed.
This was an excellent tale, very well told. I did not see the fantastic twist at the end coming---but it also felt natural, like a natural part of the story, very well done.
Loving the uploads Stephen! Always end up watching your animated video twice though, when I want to try to sleep, and then again once I'm awake and want to see the animation
That story was just too perfect! Didn't expect that ending! Really, really great story! Thank you!
Man, the ending was epic. What a plot twist. But also, as far as police is concerned, this is fantastic literature.
Yes!!! Haunted house/building stories fantastic.
Wow this was a truly well done story on all accounts. Thank you again good sir
Reading a confession would not make you an accessory to murder. That doesn't even make sense.
Heck yeah, another rules story! And man, what a twist!
Another great story and bonus animation. I love it. Thank you for another great story and bringing back the animation ❣️🖤❣️💋❣️
Again, awesome video! The animation is simply icing on the cake!
Outstanding!!! Great story and awesome narration! 🖤💙🖤💙🖤
Ohhhh I do love me some lighthouse horror stories!
This was great! Awesome narration and art! Thank you!
I love the twist at the end it was so well narrated
Imagine how much a haunted house would be worth! Cern's particle accelerator looking for hidden or new particle physics cost $12 billion so far. Imagine you had a house that was just tapping into unknown physics like ghosts all the time. You could get government grants, the military would want in, con Edison could figure out how to power nyc, nasa and esa would pay to study it, imagine weightless ghost powered rockets, or energy that doesnt produce carbon emissions. It would just be an absolute gold mine, literally billions if not trillions of dollars.
Perhaps that's one of the chief reasons why it's common to see UFOs flying about & hovering over areas where supernatural & paranormal activity is thoroughly heightened & pervasive. I can only imagine that such unnatural & otherworldly forces & entities give off this type of mystical yet potent energy source that the UFOs can draw from & perhaps fuel themselves with. There is a link, a connection, as such areas that are awash in both supernatural & paranormal activity often have this incredible magnetic pull for UFOs. Think the Skinwalker Ranch out in Utah!
@@taylorahern3755 🙄
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@@taylorahern3755 skinwalker ranch is interesting because when Bigelow bought it they were sure a big magnetic meteorite was causing all of the anomalies and thats what they told the defense dept. 2 seasons of skinwalker ranch and a million videos on TH-cam it hasnt changed, its probably just a very magnetic object causing devices to act strange and that is the only thing ever recorded on the ranch. No ufos, no portals, nothing. Which lines up with known impact craters in the Uintah basin. But if they could have proven anything paranormal it would have sold for billions rather than a few million as a set for tv show.
Always nice to find a good creepy pasta with an unexpected twist, 10/10
Well I wasn't expecting that kind of ending!! Great job. Love your telling of the stories. 🍺
That definitely ended differently than I thought it would.
Ur narrations are priceless, Master Storyteller!!! The animation design just adds to the perfect creepy factor and they possess a certain "Tim Burton-esk" type of charm.
woo hoo new video!
Loving your channel! Your voice is also lovely. You know exactly how to deliver a story. Makes washing the dishes fun haha
Another great animated narrative you're the best 👍
thanks for listening Donna!
WOW! That was an awesome story! I loved the twist. Could you maybe do more like this one?
This was excellent! Loved the twist at the end
Love the tittle haha. And oohhhhh the twist 🙈!
Always looking forward to your narration LH. You make my day!! Thanks!!
More like this please. It was great. Great narration as always.
This is a very informing video on how to discover if your house is haunted! Though, it being hypothetical and all, I'd like to hear of another past event that verifies these rules.
I was not expecting that ending- great narration!! Your my favorite💜💜💜
Absolutely AWESOME story by zachariusfrost with a superb twist that was totally unexpected. Fantastic narration bringing it to life quite believably. The animation was nicely done too. Great video!! Thank you all!!
Absolutely love this story thank you. Clear calming voice smooth delivery
With great content 😊 very good to wind down to at night especially when im struggling to sleep 😴😴😴
I have such admiration for those who can write/tell a good story. The imagination and creativity behind every line, every plot, it's very inviting and hypnotic in various ways. I have an appreciation for the time & effort put into them. Thank you for always having a good story that not only catches my attention at the start but holds it throughout till the very last word.
Oddly...I was totally expecting that ending. Think I listen to far too many of these, lol.
Apart from that ending these are actually a perfect set of common sense rules for hauntings. I will add something that very few will take seriously or believe:
Even if the entity seems nice...don’t trust it!!! Circumstances change.
I’ve been in a few places with entities. One was playful but liked to turn on the gas stove in the night. Had a chat with it and explained that was dangerous to us. Thankfully it stopped that little game.
But my household ghost of many years was very good. Friends and family had heard it. The dogs didn’t mind it. But it followed me when I moved and without my dad as an authority figure it became possessive of me and harmful.
In the end the story of what was happening reached a local spirit woman/healer who contacted me and asked if she could help. She was wonderful and helped so much.
I’m no longer so trusting of the “nice” ones.
Believe me or don’t. Just a warning.
I love listening to tell these! Your inflection just pulls me in everytime!
I grew up in very active haunted house! Then worked in a world renowned haunted Bed & Breakfast! Oh how I do miss that!
Thank you for the animation again! Love the ppl!
This one was so much fun! I love the illustrations. More scary stuff pretty please!!!!
Love the animation, please have more of it in future stories.
i finally caught up and watched this whole playlist. the animations go so well with your narration. i have the option to watch it but not have to watch it in order to understand the stories. more please! ❤️👍
Okay, that twist was chef’s kiss!!
AWESOME story man I freakin LOVE your stories!!!!
Your stories about haunted houses are the best it would be so wicked if you could make some longer haunted house videos like maybe an hour or so longer me personally the longer the better!! I listen to your stories at night I have severe anxiety and they help me to relax and unwind so I have made it my new nightly habit to listen to your videos because you are the master of telling the most awesome betime stories so I want to say thanks for helping me out
Waiting for the carpenters to come and fix the (non-existing) ventilation in the apartment. This was a great way to keep me awake seeing how I needed to wake up early to wait for them
Thank you for being awesome!
Great story.
That was great! & those Creeptoon animate guys are awesome! 11/10!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😎✌️
Imagine being able to afford a house haunted or not
I loved everything about this story up to the end that’s when the story losses me.
Bravo, I was just thinking how it would be a twist if it was all just drugs and tech but you one-upped it with that last twist! Well done, great writing and narrating!!
That twist at the end was very well set up. 🙂 Thank you, LH. This was very well narrated.
Fantastic story, I love this type of creepy.
Usually, I skip the "rules" ones. This one was different though. As always, great story and narration.
BRO THE RULES ARE THE BEST ONES
Wow, was not expecting that ending!
Love it!! I LOVE when the story has a twist you weren’t expecting 😊
I wonder if the narrator ever considered that maybe his girlfriend left him for other reasons besides his friend being an "alpha male".
Reasons like being a psychopath for example
Just one small question, the nightmares the kids had and the wife I understand the bruises and scratch marks could occur when sleeping but what about the nightmares? Also the house price was very low in the first place so did this person plan already to go to a viewing before the house was sold and put these things in the home with Noone knowing? Was that how the price was so low to begin with from other families constantly coming and going after similar incidents? Or was it since he was so tech savvy, he had the house already for the future with him and his ex but kept it quiet...created a fake posting and managing to have someone pretend to be the realtor confirming the price? I love these stories and that twist but I'm curious
The house might've actually had a history but not been haunted and he could've planted the stuff while helping move in.
I usually like the hour long stories for bedtime listening....but these short stories are great for half hour lulls at work! This one was up there with the best! I only listen to Lighthouse Horror for audio! Loving your work all the way from 🇬🇧 🇬🇧.
Loved the ending! Was not expecting that. Great Job on the story!