@@Ace-jp9uk i gotta thanks to his dedication cause I always read it to learn :D.. the pic also got 600 viewers im pretty sure people learning as well 😁
-Nousagi & Elfriends- Matsurisu(s) : *"Finally my time to bully Matsuri has come"* But he can't cheat on Flare, if there's only one for Flare... There's only Danchou I guess there's a reason why her fans called El *Friends* xD
i like matsuri alot yes.. but as i am bound to Haachama aka Godchama... i cannot have side flings. Haachama has enough personalities to satisfy any harem :)
This is a whole new level of: "Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed nippon. I selled my wife for money for support God and i want to become the beeggest fan of you and am proud of it. pls no copy pasterino my story. Please help me."
@@DragonSamurai182 judging by the color it’s the thing use to craft heirlooms so it’s extremely rare It’s guaranteed but most casual player will never have it
Two JP phrases I learnt from watching that stream: 1. Fan da (He/She's a fan.) 2. Anchi da (He/She's an anti.) I didn't expect that you also added that moment she got legendary ones. My ears are blessed. Thank you forever.
War Criminal's forces should never be under estimated, which is also why we absolutely adore them, they truly one of their kind, years of stream sniping war criminal has made them adept in art of troll fare.
Lol, the ones who support Flare are the ones donating 100 bucks while the ones supporting Fubuki only donate 10 bucks, how accurate. Something about Flare that just makes the rich middle-aged men go crazy. Flare may not exactly have the biggest fanbase, but boy are they rich and loud with their Super Chats. If money is speech than they have spoken.
I just realized this, the guy that made the "press the subscribe button twice" troll donated 9997 yen, 3 yen short of a red superchat. I don't know if that was intentional, if it was it's a another level of trolling.
2:04 It's not wrong to call a tsukkomi geinin a comedian, but the connotations for the word comedian in the English-speaking world are so different from how I imagine a Japanese TV personality acts as a guest panelist or participant in a variety/talk show, specializing in witty retorts and remarks. Matsuri is killing it with the retorts and reactions in this clip, though. 10/10
2:47 WRONG SUPERCHAT IMAGE
✅imgur.com/a/dRyJm17
**Insert a funny phrase**
@@shiro7274 * insert a funny reply*
@@bilhi7326 *insert
@@Ace-jp9uk i gotta thanks to his dedication cause I always read it to learn :D.. the pic also got 600 viewers im pretty sure people learning as well 😁
**insert late but still funny joke**
"I even pressed the SUBSCRIBE button twice."
This is quite an original troll comment.
Now it's OUR original troll comment 😃
Lol haha XD
that had me going lmao
Its free real estate
Yoink!
"I even pressed the subscribe button twice!"
Next level trolling
Imma start using that to troll too, too funny lol
It took me a moment to realize that
Actually it was already used last few years so yea.
Actually, the second press on subscribe will show the “are you sure” plate so she’ll still stay subscribed anyways
@Kamen Ranger i know, it just triggers me abit
Matsuri is literally suffering from success reading superchats.
Don't worry we still support you peko.
Sou nano desu
Yeah, living by failure . Polmao
@oh dats2 yeah, I'm matsuri fans.just read my name
Yabee indeed nanoraaaaa
Omaeeeee
Using Matsuri’s stream to confess your sins so she’d be caught in the crossfire.
Excellent strategy
She's god, so it is perfect
Forgive me Lord for i have simped.
@@NekRulez For the lord?
@@cinna.meo.n lord, god, both works?
@@NekRulez true
Matsuri:I'm streaming.
Chat:time to troll the gremlin peko.
This isn’t an Ame stream
@@bladenight23 ame is queen gremlin. Matsuri is simply a gremlin especially if you see her nendroid.
@@ivanbluecool Matsuri is god
@@kmeanxneth ok?
@@kmeanxneth -of the gremlin.
"He's an anti"
That got me real good
Big brain deflection!
My sides lmao
Who wouldn't want to confess their sins in the presence of God
I mean you are not wrong haha
Amen.
I- yeah.
Yeah. . . . .
*O Mother, forgive me for I had sinned*
I hate this... Bcoz you are right
Damn, that guy who pressed the subscribe button twice got me. I spilled my juice lmao
i was just about to comment the same thing xD tea for me though
i got choked by my own saliva from that lmao
And he sent 9997 yen to not make it a red super chat XD
@@amerain1729 I didn't even notice that detail... what a giga brain move 😂
my guy threw another red just to talk to Flare
Elfriends are crazy man. Just yesterday, people threw shitton of red superchat just because she said she likes the color red.
@@skyla00000 the power of *friends* are to strong 💪
@@skyla00000 how much exactly is a red super chat btw, I’m guessing $100 in usd?
@@jeribui From $100 to $500 afaik
Wow, didn't expect Flare to be watching Matsuri's apex gacha stream when she doesn't even play Apex lol.
Somebody snitched.
addict's will take their drugs even if it's second hand drugs
She probably plays it off stream idk
She's not there for the Apex, just the gacha, any gacha.
@@shiinaui fucking rats everywhere these days
Man jp bros are such comedians , the man who sold his wife cracked me up real good!
And some people say sarcasm doesn't exist in Japan...
unless...
Who said it was a joke??
That man also got his kid's lunch money and sold his randoseru for a couple of superchats earlier. Hahahahaha
@@rtyzxc That's definitely from people not knowing about Japan at all lol
Cheat confess stream
Mmmmm C O N T E N T!
It's only natural to confess your sins to god
@@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass I was thinking the same thing lol
CONTENT!!!
You spelled confession wrong
2:04 This Guy a Chad , i wouldnt think Pressing the subscibe button twice.
They're confessing their sins to god, she will cleaned them of their sins. A benevolent god.
-Nousagi & Elfriends- Matsurisu(s) : *"Finally my time to bully Matsuri has come"*
But he can't cheat on Flare, if there's only one for Flare... There's only Danchou
I guess there's a reason why her fans called El *Friends* xD
Don't make me remember it, 😅 crying as Elfriend😭😭
Just like how the Takodachi’s are also just friends
Sukonbu : *stares in friend*
Sucorns are happy that our friends are increasing.
Matsuri: "He even thinks that Matsuri is a comedian! Even though I'm an idol!"
Pekora: "First time?"
And then in the future:
Matsuri: so two men walk to the same shop.....
@@lagback5194 so two lolis walk into Cover Corp
Virgin player : secretly two-timming his girlfriend
Chad Viewer :
Cheating on his idols and confess with a super chat , what a Chad.
true fan : pressed the SUBSCRIBE button twice.
Legendary fan: sold his wife to send some aka supa
@@amayra2010 subscriben't
@@paxonite-7bd5
Giga CHAD: Pressed Subscribe TWICE 🗿
Matsuri = Everyones mistress
Always has been
i like matsuri alot yes.. but as i am bound to Haachama aka Godchama... i cannot have side flings. Haachama has enough personalities to satisfy any harem :)
@@ndaemon1718
It's hard to admit it but it's true
Dude who sold his wife for Matsuri was on another lvl thats we can't understand 😂
*That's not it his wife probably caught him giving more money to these anime girls then her... so they divorced 😂*
please don't tell me his wife was a borad...
@@yam79 depends on your definition of a broad? (Also I don't know the dude so how am I to know).
@@PH96Official lol right
This is a whole new level of:
"Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed nippon. I selled my wife for money for support God and i want to become the beeggest fan of you and am proud of it. pls no copy pasterino my story. Please help me."
1:37 is a person of culture
-signed, a Nakirium addict
It is truly an amazing chad.
-signed, a Towanium addict.
Indeed
-signed, a nakirium addicted poyoyo
Matsuri: "Is there nobody that support Matsuri the most?"
Me: I knew one. His name was Kelanduo. RIP
Dang Matsuri got a legendary fan
He was the BEST FAN 😢😭😭😭
Atleast his with God now
Fuking salute o7
Damn...
Matsuri: Why are we even here? Just to suffer!?
@arka arquena LMAO
@arka arquena suffering from success
That dude's wife was worth a whole $100...
That scream at last lol
Matsuri needs a better mic. I'm very mad that it cut out half the scream.
What was she screaming about?
@@DragonSamurai182 Some rare drop from the lootboxes.
@@DragonSamurai182 judging by the color it’s the thing use to craft heirlooms so it’s extremely rare
It’s guaranteed but most casual player will never have it
This clip never gets old it's always so funny
Matsuri is like a confession booth but instead sin confession they confessed that they're cheating.
But cheating is a sin though
@@WhyAreTheOreoNamesTaken that's why they're confessing their sins in front of the God with compensation
"Good evening muscle! Matsuri chan is cute peko" LMAO
I lost it when the guy sold his wife to support Matsuri, that is the best superchat yet
Matsuri is our mistress
I love this clip, everytime it appears in my recommendations I rewatch it
x2
Matsuri is truly benevolent. Even though she is holy she still pulls gachas in human difficulty.
2:05 I can't laughing when he said "I even click the subscribe button twice" 😂😂
Anyway I congrats her from getting 1M subs 👏👍
"What's this place to you guys? A place to confess that you're cheating?"
**looks at the stream title** Seems legit
"I even pressed the subscribe button twice" sasuga jp bro
*slap her face with money "i love you peko!"
Shout out to the guy who sold his wife and used the money to send a red SC to Matsuri.
Matsuri: "a place to confess your cheating?"
Me: Well, you are a GOD
I don't see anything wrong, it's just people confessing their sins to God
Matsuri's streams could be a "confession hall" where we tell her all our "Vtuber sins"
"konbanmassuru~ Matsuri-chan kawaii peko"
Matsuri: this one is a heretic
Oh my God Matsuri has like the funniest and smartest chat I've ever been a part of. I mean, seen.
matsuri apex gacha stream is the place to throw money with shade
matsuri: "he even thinks that Matsuri is a comedian! even tho i'm an idol!"
pekora: *first time? welcome aboard.*
Two JP phrases I learnt from watching that stream:
1. Fan da (He/She's a fan.)
2. Anchi da (He/She's an anti.)
I didn't expect that you also added that moment she got legendary ones.
My ears are blessed. Thank you forever.
Great dedication to support matsuri chan. The man even sold his wife to give aka supachat. What a legend indeed.
Matsuri: "don't cheat on me!"
Also Matsuri: "I like NTR"
that "konbanmuscle and matsuri is kawaii-peko" got me dying lmao
flare always seems to be lurking in everyone's stream
He even subscribed Matsuri twice what a good man wwwwwwwwww
funny that everyone get triggered when they saw "peko" at the end of the sentence.
pekora is so powerful.
War Criminal's forces should never be under estimated, which is also why we absolutely adore them, they truly one of their kind, years of stream sniping war criminal has made them adept in art of troll fare.
"He's an anti"
I'm fucking dead XDDDDD
"He's an anti" lmaoo
Do hololive members just lurk on each other's stream? Lmao that's really cute
:000, Thanks for the translations translator san! :D
when Matsuri asked "is there nobody that love her?" EA made a move by giving her heirloom drop
*(@ **2:28**)* Are we just gonna just ignore this amazing roast and absolutely nailed impression of Marine? 😂
👍😆👍😅👍 now SC turned into a confession tool.
9 months later this is still one of the funniest clips 🤣
That one guy : i even pressed the "subscribe" Button twice
Me and my homie : his a little bit confused but his got the spirit
Matsuri: Suffering from Success
"I even pressed the subscribes button twice"
It WAS your meme, now it's OURS
Threw a red superchat just to confess your love to Flare, what a chad!
"No one really has me as their Oshi?"
"I do....and I sold my wife cuz of that"
"......I regret having asked"
Yeah and I support all of them
You know that I keep rewatching if TH-cam recommended this again and again
Trolling and teasing Matsuri-chan (In a good way ofc) are super funny and adorable ngl
The red superchat just got caught red handed.
"konbanwa muscleru~"
"Matsuri-chan kawaii peko"
Matsuri: 🙄...
2:47 The superchat she's reading and the superchat displayed don't look the same
This kind of clips are the ones I love the most, Thank you!
I love Matsuri the most but Im too broke to support her financially. So viewing and keeping up with her streams is all I can provide.
3:09 "Now thats a supply drop" - IW Quartermaster, 2016
I bet the guy who "sold" his wife is part of Nenechi clan.
I love how she's doing gacha the whole time.
Gacha is somehow a magnet for shenanigans.
That one who sold his wife.... His Sacrifice will be reward...
I need more hilarious super chat moments like this, as a compilation
That guy sold his wife so Matsuri gets good pulls.
I got this recommended and have watched this multiple times, and it's still my favourite clip of Matsuri
No matter how many times i watch this I cant help but smile
Lol, the ones who support Flare are the ones donating 100 bucks while the ones supporting Fubuki only donate 10 bucks, how accurate.
Something about Flare that just makes the rich middle-aged men go crazy. Flare may not exactly have the biggest fanbase, but boy are they rich and loud with their Super Chats. If money is speech than they have spoken.
Of course, any true Matsuri fan must be a psychopath
Congrats on 1million subs, Matsuri!!
Flare is everywhere
I just realized this, the guy that made the "press the subscribe button twice" troll donated 9997 yen, 3 yen short of a red superchat. I don't know if that was intentional, if it was it's a another level of trolling.
Good thing my headphones was on soft mode or my ear would burst at the last part
2:19 "Even though I'm idol" no he's right Matsuri is Comedian 😂
Me: *looks away from the video for a few seconds*
Matsuri: “Fu- ta(n)”
Me:👀
The last one was definitely Suisei's fan right there
Matsuri's Apex Gacha stream, is definitely her most entertaining clip lol
It’s the same energy from the dude selling his wife for internet connection. From Anomaly’s channel lmao
2:42 her marine impression was really spot on lol
Matsuri: Fu-tan!?
My immature brain: 😏
Great, now I thought about *that.*
3:03
Motorcycle tire on a slippery surface
That was so good, I should watch more of Matsuri's translated videos.
2:04 It's not wrong to call a tsukkomi geinin a comedian, but the connotations for the word comedian in the English-speaking world are so different from how I imagine a Japanese TV personality acts as a guest panelist or participant in a variety/talk show, specializing in witty retorts and remarks. Matsuri is killing it with the retorts and reactions in this clip, though. 10/10
Basically bring a tsukkomi.
El classico: "i sold wife for internet"
Never gets old
the comment about pressing subscribe button twice was pure gold
Okay... the JP Bros are pretty f***ing hilarious.
Confess your sins, and God will forgive you
I swear, the ばか humour from the Japanese is on another level. I hope I can be good at it as well someday