To be fair, the aliens beheaded that first waifu down to the shoulders, but by the time she got to the hospital, she seemed to have regrown her neck. It's understandable that they'd assumed the head might grow back, too.
I like the part where they ripped off Evangelion a dozen times in this one 20 minute affair. Also the concept of humans being the real invaders was genuinely an interesting idea squandered by this vomited out execution.
@@tentaclesmod I wouldn't call it a ripoff, more so inspired heavily by Eva. Devadasy copies Eva to such an extent you can't really tell if it's a shameless ripoff, a loving homage or BOTH.
Humans being from Mars and the real Earthlings coming back to take back the planet is kind of a cool concept at least. They just totally failed on the execution of the core idea.
some guy made an english fandub for this with the same dude voicing every character, dolphin and squeaky toy sound effects replacing the gun sounds, and instrumental parodies of songs underscoring the fight scenes. so funny and truly a work of art, i recommend watching
I remember watching this 10+ years ago. The hospital scene where they confirmed Brunette waifu's death still makes me laugh every time I think about it. Also, the fact that Myanimelist lists Beethoven as part of the staff really sells it. -7/10 OVA would watch again.
@@OggyEike you have 4 videos with mediocre quality 2 of them are literally just how to draw (insert character name) that is somehow as boring as watching paint dry, the other 2 videos is you just reading a wiki page about an urban legend with the worst mic quality and little to no entertainment, tell me how your better than Penguinz0?
Fun-ish fact: Idea Factory is still around. They’ve found much more successful ideas like “what if game consoles & companies were anime girls” and have their own corner of the JRPG market where they release an endless stream of Hyperdimension Neptunia spin-offs and occasionally other games
Except Neptunia series has been less successful by 2016. There hasnt been a new mainline game since Megadimension but spin off's. The interest for the series just isnt there anymore.
@@slowyourroll1146 when the United States started to trade with Japan it was when he was alive, so he was around when the first Japanese art was exported into the United States, he became fond of Japanese art and had a lot of it around his studio for inspiration and if you look it up he even did a faithful recreation of some Japanese art because he liked it. He also would send letters to his colleagues and family talking about how much he likes the art that was imported into Japan, it’s honestly really interesting.
Fun Fact that not many people know: Both Skelter Heaven and Mars of Destruction originally came from their own separate (really obscure) visual novels, published by, you guessed it, Idea Factory. So it seems like these OVAs were created as some sort of brief rundown of the plot or promotional material. So it likely means you need to play the visual novel to truly admire the shit-stain that these OVAs are Edit: I forgot to mention, that these OVAs are used in their games as respective cutscenes, so it's a bunch of spliced up visual novel cutscenes put into an OVA, which explains why the plot skips so much. It would be like if Kojima decided to bundle any of his game's cutscenes into a 'movie' with no transition or context whatsoever
Takeru being able to only beat 2 grunts and nearly dying reminds me of that one scene in Avatar The Last Airbender live action movie of the earthbenders doing synchronized dancing to pick up one rock.
I can't believe they killed best girl out of nowhere after she had so much character development and her own arch, worst part is how the others didn't even react.
Bruh this anime is exactly why Elon Musk wants to go to Mars. He wants to go to Mars, not to discover Martians like the ones in this show, but to get away from the people who made this anime about Martians.
He's from south Africa. Blood diamonds. Gold. Precious metals. He wants to go to Mars so he'll be the 1st and have "salvage rights". Then his grandchildren can be the gateway to the rest of space. Cause it's 1 2 3. 1 is international space station. 2 is moonbase. 3 is Mars colony. We got 1. 2 is next. He wants to jump to 3. It's a very utopian future he sells us to get us there. I'm a trekkie. I kinda understand. But he's doing it because he desires to be a despot. Ruler of Mars. Which is like doom 2016. Sell us utopia while knowing we'll get nothing but dystopia. All in the name of progression. It's also like weyland yutani in the "alien" franchise. (Xenomorphs)
Fun fact: I did loads of work with Idea Factory to help promote their games, then suddenly one of their community managers went full /r/niceguys on me and suddenly became full passive aggressive, tearing into me, saying nobody there had ever heard of me and I was a complete waste of their time. Such a good experience.
the reason they couldnt save headless girl is because they couldnt find a head to massage, if they had found a chunk of scalp they totally could have rubbed one out and made it regenerate
One thing. "Heart massage" is synonymous to CPR. I have no idea whether that phrase is mistranslated into English and it actually doesn't work like that, but in my language it's a thing, so at worst it's a mistranslation from some other language where it's also a thing, and at best it's just Charlie, who doesn't know a phrase.
My favorite part of Mars of destruction was when They said “it’s morbin time” and Morbius came out of nowhere and saved the entire thing. This is definitely a movie of all time. /10 masterpiece EDIT: My comment got stolen by Ryuuun
Idea Factory specializes in parody and their writing staff is genuinely hilarious. I guess this most be from a point in time where they were trying to explore doing something more serious? Or perhaps their parody levels ascended to full on Poe status
I just feel bad for the animators who had to put in hours of their live creating something nobody likes. Although the animation is of the highest quality it is still something someone had to work hard on.
And then Stan Lee and all the Avengers simutainously said "Its Morbin Time" and all turned into different colors of Morbius and defeated Mao Zedong together
@@user-wp9xf3fe7w and the piano piece playing straight after that is chopin's fantasie impromptu , wagner's ride of the valkyries is also heard somewhere in the mess , the music transitions are divine shitpost level , what kind of physcopath shock transitions from an orchestral overture to classical piano XD
Charlie absolutely needs to watch Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time. That monstrosity is the biggest dumpster fire I've ever watched, and he'd love all the god awful names for jizz that they use in it
I'm not sure if you've already watched it or talked about it, but you should watch Ex-Arm. Its a modern classic terrible anime, its rated 2.93 on My Anime List. Just in the trailers I was able to see some clear animation mistakes, but the worst part is the overall look. They somehow thought it would be a good idea to use bad 3D-CGI mixed with 2D that's also just not good. Also, at the end of one of the trailers, they call out every other Sci-Fi series and challenge them saying this would be the best.
Ex-Arm was a fantastic comedy anime and I miss it dearly tbh. I still remember Gigguk stealing my joke from the trailer comments about declaring war on anime like that constituting a war crime (most likely a coincidence that I just enjoy joking about, but that comment was oddly popular)
I am sure that even Marvel Studios' CGI is much better than Ex-Arm's. -Though I kinda wish a certain show from RT would be talked about as well even though it ain't an anime, it still needs to be talked about and be compared with Ex-Arm due to how bad it's gotten (I watched it before and the 8th season was really the last straw for me, at least that show I said has better choreography, character design, and settings.)-
A Turkish youtuber names "Dost Kayaoğlu" also made a video 3 years ago, reviewing this anime. He says he found it in 2009 when he was extremely bored. He scrolled down MAL and saw the horror tag on this anime and though '"maybe, this is the anime i long for". If you want to watch it, the video's name is "Gelmiş Geçmiş En Kötü Anime". Although it's in Turkish, there are some other anime references throughout the video so you may like it.
It’s so crazy how someone managed to make this absolute masterpiece. I saw this and immediately realized how it reflects society as a whole, sometimes we just need waifu’s to find inner peace.
This feels like it should be better. If you write out the beats of the story, it kinda sounds pretty cool. The execution leaves a lot to be desired clearly, but the concept is quite good.
How is it good? Why do all the task force have to be very young girls with colorful hair? I genuinely question how people can retain brain cells when they watch stuff like this.
@@ThinWhiteLuke i think he meant if there was a show that was about the whole life on mars thing and the other stuff would be a good concept for a show but not with the waifu infested, 180p quality, brain massages and colorful hair type of setting, u know
8:45 Enjoying that these guns, that were established to be 100% useless against aliens, suddenly deal damage now because otherwise there would be literally nothing at all to do for our protagonists lol
Hey Charlie one thing a heart massage is a real thing doctors do in certain cardiac emergency events. They perform a thoracotomy (cut your side open) reach in and pump your heart for you . Look it up its kinda cool
I honestly wonder if he ever gets tired of making videos every single day. I mean power to Mr. Moist for shooting out entertaining videos 24/7 but I'm sure I would get tired of it eventually, even if I enjoy doing it.
i mean all he does is just react and say a fart joke every 30 seconds i like his content but it really isn't that transformative or mindblowing to burn someone out
I imagine it was a very small team of extremely overworked people that just wanted to get whatever they could out to get their boss to stop yelling at them.
Lmao what a nonchalant way to refer to it. Some dude on a plane has a heart attack and nearly died and gets saved and the doctor’s just like “naw I’m not a hero I just gave his heart a little massage”
Hey Charlie, a heart massage is a real resucitation measure, and it basically consists of opening the thorax, shoving your hand in there and squeezing and releasing the heart until it starts beating again. Is kind of a last resort thing.
Charlie, clearly at 5:13 it was shown this anime protagonist was suffering from sever encefalon injuries, pay respects to the man, damn. Alright that's it, cya.
wait a minute... -young weak boy forced into a secret weapon program by his dad -helped by young girls -fight aliens that want to wipe out humanity cause they were an unwanted creation -classical music during fights OH MY GOD ITS BOOTLEG EVANGELION
When you said "Idea Factory" was involved in this, I immediately went "Wait, Idea Factory? Like the Hyperdimension Neptunia people?" I looked it up and yes indeed, it apparently really is the same Idea Factory from that series. What a small world, really.
I was thinking God damn the ost for this is slapping and then I realized oh it's classical music and honestly that's probably the best part of this show classical music is absolutely fire
actually heart massage is thing that exists in medicine IRL, it's basically just a catch all term to describe the physical compression or stimulation of the heart by an external force for a therapeutic purpose (aka CPR). they probably went with the less common name because it was what the minimum wage intern doing the subtitles saw written down in the Japanese to English phrasebook they picked up at a local sushi restaurant and accidentally spilled some soy sauce onto.
5:54 Survivability of cardiac arrest is about 30% with CPR, defibrillation and adrenaline. With asystole as machanism of cardiac arrest (which is seen in this anime) survivability lowers to about 10%. Heart massage alone only slows down brain necrosis. So here you have even more bullshit from this anime.
I recently commented on the last video of the worst anime was actually all the cutscenes from the PS2 game "Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven" spliced together that was never officially translated, and it's not actually an anime production, can anyone confirm this this same sort of situation? It certainly seems like it. These are PS2 game cutscenes joined together in a sloppy mess!
I looked up some gameplay on skelter heaven, and while it looks like yes they ripped the cutscenes from the game to make the anime, there's also additional (very cheap basic) animations between those scenes. So they put effort in to try and bridge the scenes, but still left us something unwatchable. When I looked this one up it sounds like a similar situation.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Charlie, this was unfairly harsh. Eating sand and sniffing glue is a lifestyle choice. How dare you judge us.
Not to make this political, but its funny in an ironic/coincidental way that your username is “conservativepatriot” lmao
Ye wete todaly nurmall
You must be high rn ....
Sand?? How dare thee not munch on gravel
Have you tried hot glue yet because I highly suggest it
To be fair, the aliens beheaded that first waifu down to the shoulders, but by the time she got to the hospital, she seemed to have regrown her neck. It's understandable that they'd assumed the head might grow back, too.
Lol🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
💀 that tracks
nah youre clever for this
@@toasterglock8796 How could you have edited your comment and it still looks like that?
@@ahall9839 my bad didnt know the english teacher was roaming the comment section, i'll type better next time
I like the part where they ripped off Evangelion a dozen times in this one 20 minute affair. Also the concept of humans being the real invaders was genuinely an interesting idea squandered by this vomited out execution.
truly an original masterpiece
Personally, Devadasy is still my favorite in the underrated genre of Eva-ripoff visual novel-turned-anime.
@@Otakumanu Is not a VN, but devil survivor 2 has to be my favorite Evangelion rip-off.
@@tentaclesmod I wouldn't call it a ripoff, more so inspired heavily by Eva. Devadasy copies Eva to such an extent you can't really tell if it's a shameless ripoff, a loving homage or BOTH.
@@Otakumanu I say so tongue-in-cheek. I genuinely like ds2 more than evangelion. All the characters are more likable.
>the bullets bounce off the enemy
“Oh no, our guns aren’t effective!”
>Keeps shooting anyways….and wins???
"SIR! The bullets aren't working!"
"Well now, we'll need to do something else...more bullets..."
@@hollowbox5723 They tired the material after shooting him for 5 minutes.
just shoot harder
"have you tried shooting them really really hard?"
@@dangermjort I pushed trigger with all my might.
they're literally doing everything that every anime hater sees, only waifus, dumb choreography and vague lore.
You just described Dark Souls games right there
genshin
This is so true. I hate anime and my husband loves it, to me this anime looks exactly the same as the ones he watches I see literally no difference
@@PearlsAndMorePearls then u should actually pay attention
@@neonnwave1 bro I get the vague lore part but how does the waifus and choreography relate?
Humans being from Mars and the real Earthlings coming back to take back the planet is kind of a cool concept at least. They just totally failed on the execution of the core idea.
Yo js wanted to let you know that that wasn’t even their idea 😭 The whole story of this is stolen from neon genesis evangaleon (which is fire btw)
some guy made an english fandub for this with the same dude voicing every character, dolphin and squeaky toy sound effects replacing the gun sounds, and instrumental parodies of songs underscoring the fight scenes. so funny and truly a work of art, i recommend watching
This should be a pinned comment, this show is a rare case of dub >>> sub
You got a link to that my man?
link?
@@tiagobelo4965 I think TH-cam automatically removes all links in comments
@@tiagobelo4965 try searching mars of destruction - english fandub. i think the link may have been deleted
“Humanity’s last hope against the aliens, I guess.” 100% accurate description
Dont read my Name!!..
@@GriffinZambia don't worry, we won't :)
Wasn't that a troll people used to Rick roll you
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I remember watching this 10+ years ago. The hospital scene where they confirmed Brunette waifu's death still makes me laugh every time I think about it. Also, the fact that Myanimelist lists Beethoven as part of the staff really sells it.
-7/10 OVA would watch again.
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@@OggyEike you have 4 videos with mediocre quality 2 of them are literally just how to draw (insert character name) that is somehow as boring as watching paint dry, the other 2 videos is you just reading a wiki page about an urban legend with the worst mic quality and little to no entertainment, tell me how your better than Penguinz0?
@@OggyEike lol I can almost imagine doing that wait I am
Beethoven the composer or Beethoven the fictional dog is the real question I want answered
Never understood how you could be so innacurate with a gun at that range. It's almost like they want to miss the aliens.
Try doing it yourself
@@xiphactinusaudax1045 ?
@@xiphactinusaudax1045 Just did, the aliens weren't even that strong :/
Xcom
@@xiphactinusaudax1045 you haven’t shot guns before - them ladies were shooting at what’s called “point blank range”
3:26 those are called mags. It’s a mag
Lmao just thinking about the same thing
*they're mags*
THEY'RE MAGAZINES!
“What you have there are not clips.these, are mags.the same way that this,is a mag,they’re all mags,stop saying “clips” you look f*cking stupid”
Fun-ish fact: Idea Factory is still around. They’ve found much more successful ideas like “what if game consoles & companies were anime girls” and have their own corner of the JRPG market where they release an endless stream of Hyperdimension Neptunia spin-offs and occasionally other games
I mean, they ain't called "Idea Factory" for nothing.
Except Neptunia series has been less successful by 2016. There hasnt been a new mainline game since Megadimension but spin off's. The interest for the series just isnt there anymore.
We need more fairy fencer f
Wait these guys seriously made Hyperdimension Neptunia?
@@TacSon That tends to happen when you release as many spinoffs and sequels as they have for Hyperdimension
"Everybody knows Beethoven was a giant weeb" That was unexpected and got me. Never change Charlie.
Funnily enough, Van Gogh was a weeb (the closest you could get to a weeb back in his time)
Dont read my Name!!...
@@delightfulmochas how so
@@slowyourroll1146 when the United States started to trade with Japan it was when he was alive, so he was around when the first Japanese art was exported into the United States, he became fond of Japanese art and had a lot of it around his studio for inspiration and if you look it up he even did a faithful recreation of some Japanese art because he liked it. He also would send letters to his colleagues and family talking about how much he likes the art that was imported into Japan, it’s honestly really interesting.
@@jordo459 thank you for commenting about this, that’s super cool and interesting tbh
>They are fighting aliens and can't hit anything
Is this an XCOM anime adaptation?
You say you’re not a medically trained professional, but we’ve all seen the surgery video Charlie. A wise AND humble doctor?
Doctor, Actor, garbage man charlie has more jobs than johnny sins
@@juggernogsoda3464 more jobs and more hair, what more could you ask for
@@nickd6488 more of him
@@projektd.a.y5218 there is more of him, look up the moistverse
Charlie: "My quest continues to find the worst anime ever made."
#16 on Trending for Gaming
#9 now haha
@@aqwuaris6349 lmao
Wdym this the greatest game I have ever played 10/10
How is this not about gaming? At 4:18, you can clearly see the pure passion put into this anime, and inspiration from Banjo-Kazooie
Perhaps, the truest gamer moment?
I'll never not admire Charlie's ability to make me laugh while donning the world's straightest face and speaking in the world's most deadpan tone
Fun Fact that not many people know: Both Skelter Heaven and Mars of Destruction originally came from their own separate (really obscure) visual novels, published by, you guessed it, Idea Factory. So it seems like these OVAs were created as some sort of brief rundown of the plot or promotional material. So it likely means you need to play the visual novel to truly admire the shit-stain that these OVAs are
Edit: I forgot to mention, that these OVAs are used in their games as respective cutscenes, so it's a bunch of spliced up visual novel cutscenes put into an OVA, which explains why the plot skips so much. It would be like if Kojima decided to bundle any of his game's cutscenes into a 'movie' with no transition or context whatsoever
Ahhhh I see
They also did those Neptunia games. I think they're a games studio first and foremost. Not that I'd assume their games are any decent.
@@mistertagomago7974 their games are considerably better then these shet ova's
@@mistertagomago7974 Compared to Skelter Heaven and Mars of Destruction, the Neptunia games are pretty decent.
@@seka1nix I figured they were better. That's just saying the bare minimum though lol.
Takeru being able to only beat 2 grunts and nearly dying reminds me of that one scene in Avatar The Last Airbender live action movie of the earthbenders doing synchronized dancing to pick up one rock.
Dont read my Name!!...
Bots are so annoying
So the "heart massage" is a cultural thing. In France, and some other countries, they refer to the chest compressions during CPR as "Heart massage".
In Germany it literally translates to heart pressure massage.
I think they meant to say defibrillator but that word is too complex for these people.
I just realized that in my language is "heart massage" as well, never really thought of that
Apparently in English it means they massage the actual heart 💀
"Open heart massage"
cardiac massage involves an open chest cavity and is done in place of CPR, you press on both atria and then both ventricles to stimulate blood flow
I can't believe they killed best girl out of nowhere after she had so much character development and her own arch, worst part is how the others didn't even react.
Bruh this anime is exactly why Elon Musk wants to go to Mars. He wants to go to Mars, not to discover Martians like the ones in this show, but to get away from the people who made this anime about Martians.
👽
Hello
Well hello there
@@mudamudadane6619 hello there also
He's from south Africa. Blood diamonds. Gold. Precious metals. He wants to go to Mars so he'll be the 1st and have "salvage rights". Then his grandchildren can be the gateway to the rest of space. Cause it's 1 2 3. 1 is international space station. 2 is moonbase. 3 is Mars colony. We got 1. 2 is next. He wants to jump to 3. It's a very utopian future he sells us to get us there. I'm a trekkie. I kinda understand. But he's doing it because he desires to be a despot. Ruler of Mars. Which is like doom 2016. Sell us utopia while knowing we'll get nothing but dystopia. All in the name of progression. It's also like weyland yutani in the "alien" franchise. (Xenomorphs)
for anybody interested: the musical piece used in the anime wasn't from beethoven. it's gioachino rossini's barber of serville.
Fun fact: I did loads of work with Idea Factory to help promote their games, then suddenly one of their community managers went full /r/niceguys on me and suddenly became full passive aggressive, tearing into me, saying nobody there had ever heard of me and I was a complete waste of their time. Such a good experience.
What a bullshit
Never heard of you, pointless comment.
@@scooterparsons7221 Never heard of you, pointless comment.
Than you for sharing this information with us
@@scooterparsons7221 nEvER heARD oF yOu, pOINTlesS coMMENt. 🤡
"Why is it alive?"
"I don't know."
Ah, okay. That clears it up. Thanks.
“What was that?”
“Idk,general”
*fighter flies by*
“That’s not one of ours”
“No general”
*republic fighter flies past*
“That was anakin!”
“Yes general”
I can't believe there's an anime almost on the level of the critically acclaimed Morbius
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@@OggyEike autism
@@OggyEike too busy watching morbius, the first movie to sell 10 morbillion tickets
the reason they couldnt save headless girl is because they couldnt find a head to massage, if they had found a chunk of scalp they totally could have rubbed one out and made it regenerate
RUBBED ONE OUT??!!
One thing. "Heart massage" is synonymous to CPR. I have no idea whether that phrase is mistranslated into English and it actually doesn't work like that, but in my language it's a thing, so at worst it's a mistranslation from some other language where it's also a thing, and at best it's just Charlie, who doesn't know a phrase.
a heart massage is a real medical procedure 😭
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Bots are here
What about that one part in Naruto
Love how the super alien had his whole upper body exploded but was still able to get that last “AGGGHHHH” out
My favorite part of Mars of destruction was when They said “it’s morbin time” and Morbius came out of nowhere and saved the entire thing. This is definitely a movie of all time. /10 masterpiece
EDIT: My comment got stolen by Ryuuun
My videos are good but Charlie will always be #1
@ahhh nope
Jeez 3 bots.
Try like 6. The inconspicuous ones like "no way" or "ahhh" or "prove it" or "my videos are good but charlies is #1" are fucking everywhere
And they got almost 200 likes, damn bro
The budget for this must've been at LEAST half an apple and some toasted breadcrumbs.
*A toasted bread crumb*
That’s a little too high it was probably just a Lego brick
@@Derek_Payne one of the large ones for toddler’s to play with
Idea Factory specializes in parody and their writing staff is genuinely hilarious. I guess this most be from a point in time where they were trying to explore doing something more serious? Or perhaps their parody levels ascended to full on Poe status
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Yeah. At least with the Hyperdimension Neptunia series they make a really good parody of the gaming / tech world
@@OggyEike Shoo.
@@bigdoggo5827 Love Neptunia franchise for its comedy
I just feel bad for the animators who had to put in hours of their live creating something nobody likes. Although the animation is of the highest quality it is still something someone had to work hard on.
Charlie is the type of guy to not give af when the world's ending.
Dont read my Name!!...
He would make vulgar joked about it, explain how the ending is predictable and poorly animated, and then rate it a 30 on the moist meter.
@@GeneralAlpha398 lol true 😂
Honestly, probably same. I don't think the world will end in my lifetime but if it does, what else would there be to do but just make peace with it.
I can see him saying "that all ya got?".
Charlie’s like that older brother we all wish we had.
@ahhh lol no
@ahhh prove it
My videos are good but Charlie will always be #1
I'm nearly 5 1/2 years older than him.
Dont read my Name!!...
It made me really mad that the prettiest girl in the show got her head literally blown off in the first 5 seconds of the show.
And then Stan Lee and all the Avengers simutainously said "Its Morbin Time" and all turned into different colors of Morbius and defeated Mao Zedong together
Dont read my Name!!..
bro thats disrespectful cause stan lee is dead
and iron man
@@Caseoh_Music it’s funny shut up
Makes it even more impressive how he was able to defeat Mao Zedong while being dead
5:38 That part wasn't as dumb as you seem to think, since heart massage is the only way to restart a flatlining heart
9:19 the piece is actually called "Barber of Seville" by Rossini. It's actually a famous piece performed in many music schools.
i was searching for this comment lol
thanks I was looking for this too, I knew that wasn't Beethoven
@@user-wp9xf3fe7w and the piano piece playing straight after that is chopin's fantasie impromptu , wagner's ride of the valkyries is also heard somewhere in the mess , the music transitions are divine shitpost level , what kind of physcopath shock transitions from an orchestral overture to classical piano XD
Charlie absolutely needs to watch Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time. That monstrosity is the biggest dumpster fire I've ever watched, and he'd love all the god awful names for jizz that they use in it
remembering Peter Grill feels like a lobotomy
that shit was worse than Jeanne D'Arc and the Alchemist Knight
@@slendergaming8171 Fucking true lmao. It's absolutely bafflingly bad, and what's worse is that somehow it got approved for a second season. HOW.
@@dualistic6916 second season, I will watch this trainwreck
I, I'm sorry WHAT--?
>charlie says "clip" instead of "mag"
Well now im triggered.
I'm not sure if you've already watched it or talked about it, but you should watch Ex-Arm. Its a modern classic terrible anime, its rated 2.93 on My Anime List. Just in the trailers I was able to see some clear animation mistakes, but the worst part is the overall look. They somehow thought it would be a good idea to use bad 3D-CGI mixed with 2D that's also just not good.
Also, at the end of one of the trailers, they call out every other Sci-Fi series and challenge them saying this would be the best.
Dont read my Name!!...
Ex-Arm was a fantastic comedy anime and I miss it dearly tbh. I still remember Gigguk stealing my joke from the trailer comments about declaring war on anime like that constituting a war crime (most likely a coincidence that I just enjoy joking about, but that comment was oddly popular)
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I am sure that even Marvel Studios' CGI is much better than Ex-Arm's.
-Though I kinda wish a certain show from RT would be talked about as well even though it ain't an anime, it still needs to be talked about and be compared with Ex-Arm due to how bad it's gotten (I watched it before and the 8th season was really the last straw for me, at least that show I said has better choreography, character design, and settings.)-
Thank you for being a break from the awful things going on around us.
Dont read my Name!!..
@@GriffinZambia oh gosh! Oopie, I accidentally read it! Aaahh dang
Yes indeed it’s not a good place right now.
A Turkish youtuber names "Dost Kayaoğlu" also made a video 3 years ago, reviewing this anime. He says he found it in 2009 when he was extremely bored. He scrolled down MAL and saw the horror tag on this anime and though '"maybe, this is the anime i long for". If you want to watch it, the video's name is "Gelmiş Geçmiş En Kötü Anime". Although it's in Turkish, there are some other anime references throughout the video so you may like it.
It’s so crazy how someone managed to make this absolute masterpiece. I saw this and immediately realized how it reflects society as a whole, sometimes we just need waifu’s to find inner peace.
Dont read my Name!!..
stolen
how did you spell waifu so horribly
-Barack Obama
"mom can we watch evangelion"
"no we have evangelion at home"
evangelion at home:
I really hope this turns into a series.
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@@OggyEike - 🤓
@@OggyEike why are you fatherless
@@OggyEike yea ofc 27 beats 10M subscribers. 🤡
This feels like it should be better.
If you write out the beats of the story, it kinda sounds pretty cool.
The execution leaves a lot to be desired clearly, but the concept is quite good.
Not really it’s pretty unoriginal
How is it good? Why do all the task force have to be very young girls with colorful hair? I genuinely question how people can retain brain cells when they watch stuff like this.
@@ThinWhiteLuke anime brainrot (its just like elden ring)
@@ThinWhiteLuke i think he meant if there was a show that was about the whole life on mars thing and the other stuff would be a good concept for a show but not with the waifu infested, 180p quality, brain massages and colorful hair type of setting, u know
@@jooot_6850 "let your flesh be consumed, by the anime rot"
-Malaria blade of crunchyroll
respect to Charlie for sacrificing his sanity for our entertainment
@ahhh no they aren't
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8:45
Enjoying that these guns, that were established to be 100% useless against aliens, suddenly deal damage now because otherwise there would be literally nothing at all to do for our protagonists lol
Heart massage is a real thing used when trying to resuscitate someone, it’s more like manually pumping the heart though.
Theoretically, you could convert poop on a sidewalk into gold.
“Ask, I haven’t.” - Yoda 2022
(Meant for the two bots above me)
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alchemy 100
is this the plot of the metal alchemist brothers?
@@xx-sof-xx Is that the one where some guy has a brother who’s head gets chopped off and he makes him a robot
Not even 3 minutes in and someone's head fucking explodes.
I love this already.
Dont read my Name!!...
@@GriffinZambia ok
3:08 when you have a 70% to hit in XCOM
2:05 this is fucking evangilion characters right there
Holy shit they couldn't even design their own
I was just thinking she looks exactly like Asuka lol
Hey Charlie one thing a heart massage is a real thing doctors do in certain cardiac emergency events. They perform a thoracotomy (cut your side open) reach in and pump your heart for you . Look it up its kinda cool
Bruh XD
Oh sakura did to naruto
I don't think the word "cool" applys to a surgery
It's kind of crazy that idea Factory apparently makes really shity anime but the Neptunia series is fucking bomb
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That’s because they got David Production, a real animation studio (also known for JoJo), to do it.
3:26 HE SAID "CLIP"?!
thought nobody noticed this lol
I honestly wonder if he ever gets tired of making videos every single day. I mean power to Mr. Moist for shooting out entertaining videos 24/7 but I'm sure I would get tired of it eventually, even if I enjoy doing it.
i mean all he does is just react and say a fart joke every 30 seconds i like his content but it really isn't that transformative or mindblowing to burn someone out
@@chronosbat I think his meta now is goatse,not fart jokes
And as long as he knows what he wants to do,he's not gonna burn out anytime soon I think
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I think it is part of his self treatment of his OCD honestly
11:54 no way they had to bring saul goodman to help them
That’s the first thing I thought
2:09 - 2:19 Charlie describing the premise to XCOM.
I feel very bad for whoever had the misfortune to work on this abomination. Respects Paid
I imagine it was a very small team of extremely overworked people that just wanted to get whatever they could out to get their boss to stop yelling at them.
@@PureFlakes Damn that's rough.
@@PureFlakes this doesn't give them the rights to animate this shit.
"The P90 Rush Waifu Defense Force"
Wait right here, I need to buy a Nametag from the Steam Marketplace for my Stattrak P90.
Charlie is on a shonen journey of becoming the shitty Anime hokage
3:26 they're not clips, they are mags
Apparently "heart massage" is just how CPR is referred to in Japanese because I've seen that before
Lmao what a nonchalant way to refer to it. Some dude on a plane has a heart attack and nearly died and gets saved and the doctor’s just like “naw I’m not a hero I just gave his heart a little massage”
The moment Charlie said Idea Factory was involved, my brain just went, "Yup this is gonna be a stinker."
2:30 had me dead, the fact that she didn't move a fucking muscle killed me 🤣💀
fr 💀
Your average GTA character
7:40 ASS PROGRAM
Hey Charlie, a heart massage is a real resucitation measure, and it basically consists of opening the thorax, shoving your hand in there and squeezing and releasing the heart until it starts beating again. Is kind of a last resort thing.
Ok this shouldn’t exist. Yet Charlie makes it feel super interesting. Just with the cuts & jokes
Garzey's Wing, Hanoka, Pupa, Wonder Momo, Vampire Holmes, Dark Cat, Generation of Chaos, Psychic Wars, the list goes on. True Garbage at it's peak.
Make your own anime Critikal, you know it’d slap hard. In fact, why not a godslap anime?
fr tho a skynut based anime would slap HARD
I'm happy that Charlie is bringing exposure to these anime. Watching them of my own accord was an experience in itself.
Charlie, clearly at 5:13 it was shown this anime protagonist was suffering from sever encefalon injuries, pay respects to the man, damn.
Alright that's it, cya.
wait a minute...
-young weak boy forced into a secret weapon program by his dad
-helped by young girls
-fight aliens that want to wipe out humanity cause they were an unwanted creation
-classical music during fights
OH MY GOD ITS BOOTLEG EVANGELION
At one point one of the girls vaguely looked like Asuka I think the name was. At least that’s what I thought
When you said "Idea Factory" was involved in this, I immediately went
"Wait, Idea Factory? Like the Hyperdimension Neptunia people?"
I looked it up and yes indeed, it apparently really is the same Idea Factory from that series. What a small world, really.
"Heart Massage" is a thing that is done in open heart surgery. It keeps the heart circulating blood when it's not beating properly.
I have a feeling the directors in "Idea Factory" are escaped Arkham Asylum patients.
Dont read my Name!!..
This is the kind of anime my roommate would tell me to watch and explain it as if it was a life changing experience.
“Now there’s aliens on Earth and we’re not happy about it.”
Idk why that was fucking hilarious to me.
Heart massage aka chest compressions is pretty much the only thing you can do when someones heart stops. A defibrillator will not work on a flatline.
I remember when this video was still titled "This shouldn't Exist"
Lmao yeah I thought I was trippin for a second
the best part of the polar express was when the train drifted on ice that was so cool
@ahhh bet
That scene did go pretty hard
Geez hearing charlie say "her clip" is jarring after the sneako drama 😂
I was thinking God damn the ost for this is slapping and then I realized oh it's classical music and honestly that's probably the best part of this show classical music is absolutely fire
actually heart massage is thing that exists in medicine IRL, it's basically just a catch all term to describe the physical compression or stimulation of the heart by an external force for a therapeutic purpose (aka CPR). they probably went with the less common name because it was what the minimum wage intern doing the subtitles saw written down in the Japanese to English phrasebook they picked up at a local sushi restaurant and accidentally spilled some soy sauce onto.
given that MoD came out in the 2000s, it was probably a bored weeb translating it as practice
5:54
Survivability of cardiac arrest is about 30% with CPR, defibrillation and adrenaline.
With asystole as machanism of cardiac arrest (which is seen in this anime) survivability lowers to about 10%.
Heart massage alone only slows down brain necrosis.
So here you have even more bullshit from this anime.
“Idea Factory” just gave me weeb Hyperdimension Neptunia flashbacks
3:26 You said clip, it’s not a clip, it’s a mag, get it right
I recently commented on the last video of the worst anime was actually all the cutscenes from the PS2 game "Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven" spliced together that was never officially translated, and it's not actually an anime production, can anyone confirm this this same sort of situation? It certainly seems like it. These are PS2 game cutscenes joined together in a sloppy mess!
I looked up some gameplay on skelter heaven, and while it looks like yes they ripped the cutscenes from the game to make the anime, there's also additional (very cheap basic) animations between those scenes. So they put effort in to try and bridge the scenes, but still left us something unwatchable.
When I looked this one up it sounds like a similar situation.
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This is actually a masterpiece because when you watch carefully, the alien suit guy yells "it's Morbin time"
8:59
Morrowind hit sound.
Plot twist: They made the anime bad on purpose so people will watch it just to criticize it
OMG CHARLIE SAID CLIP 😱 💀
I always appreciate Charlie's sacrifice for our entertainment.
He is indeed Jesus
At 3:52 I actually thought charlie made that little “whaaaa” 😂😂😂
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
This anime looks like a poorly animated fan made hentai
Beethoven being described as giant weeb actually makes way too much sense