Cassowaries are truly the spawn of Satan
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The only other villain that would dare take on a Cassowary is Kevin!
Bruh
Why is this pinned with 0 likes
oh heyy kevin- *BONK*
*Ni and Ichi would like to talk with you*
@@briosnk1522 Heyy, is that kevin?
Life lessons learned today:
If Steve Irwin didn't fuck with something, you shouldn't either.
No cap
Ong
That's actually pretty fuckin' right!
Especially parrots
Omg I almost peed myself laughing at this. I grew up watching Steve's tv show. I LOVED IT.
I quite regularly make SHES ANGRAY jokes when I see a pissed off animal.
And he's right...if Steve won't fk with them...STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM
"god gave jaguars night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" fucking brilliant
@@the_atomic_kebab I think God's biggest troll was the Playtpus. Like what the fuck even is that? :/
WULULULULULULULULULULULULULU
@@cartooncritique6625 fun fact: the platypus dont have utters for milk so they SWEAT the mil through their armpits, God is a S teir troller
Yeah, some people want me to nerf jaguars ...
@@wazson3178 hahah they already were, they used to be way bigger
I’m obsessed with Lindsay and Mamadou collabing. I 100% love this friendship
And eventually, they did
The Octopus punching fish out of pure spite gotta be the funniest thing ever
"Phobia" is an irrational fear, but there's NOTHING irrational about fearing the Cassowaries!!
What's the word for the people that have phobia for almost everything?
Me.😃
@@Hudaaaldin2047 justed search it up. Pantophobia.
its irrational because most people dont encounter them
@@Hudaaaldin2047 aka. snowflake-syndrome
@@Koale-Moesite Thats disrespectful for those people
“If Steve won’t F with it why should I?” Is the perfect reason to explain an awareness for a dangerous animal.
lmao facts
Yep, and that includes hippos. Especially hippos.
God, why'd you make hippos?
@@Baronnax Probably to keep us on our toes. Either that, or he needed a laugh.
@@Baronnax because backwards hippo is zefranks favorite animal
That’s fair
"Boars are the homicidal tendencies of hippos with the street smarts of raccoons " 😂😂😂
I live in Australia, and I got to see the fairy penguins twice! Once on a school camp, another on a holiday. They were adorable, although it was a bit hard to see then after they went past the steps/seats we were sitting on, especially because it was at night, and they were rustling through dark foliage. But it's DEFINITELY worth the money.
SAMEEEEEEEE FELLOW AUSSIE
"Koalas are walking plush toys and probably have the same IQ as one"
Hey man don't slander the intelligence of plush toys like that
Thank you! Plush toys have an IQ twice that of a koala (not a real bear). Granted, their IQ is still a single digit number, but have y'all seen what a koala do before, during & after it falls out of a tree? It's embarrassing.
Nice one
..I'm more concerned about the fact a plush toy has intelligence at all.
@@LapisTheGem427 they don't have, the koalas IQ that is negative
@@LapisTheGem427
Wait, you mean my plushies aren't supposed to be talking?
brb, calling a priest
Cassowary to humans: “My ancestors send their regards..”
"As do mine."
King Dragon sends his regards
Are they bulletproof??
basically, yeah
Imangine male lions snuggling 😢💓
As someone who's favorite animals are cassowaries I can confirm I witnessed them getting summoned from hell.
I knew the Swedes were involved in their manifestation somehow.
Dude's one of the most entertaining nature channels that came our way. Nature, science, knowledge and comedy in a bite size entertaining way. I especially like the little known facts... still learning everyday even about what seem to be every day common animals! Keep it up bro!
“If Steve don’t fuck with them what makes you think I will”
Words to live by
Absolutely if that man doesn’t wanna mess with them I am not going within 100 meters of 1
Watching the Croc Hunter nervously cross a river filled with hippos was when I realized that hippos were nothing to fuck with. I've heard that he said it was the scariest shoot he ever did.
@@theholyduck5520 yep
@The Holy Duck I don't blame him, hippos kill 3x as many people as Crocs. Even then, when a Crocs kills it's for food or defense, when a hippo kills it's because he just woke up and chose murder for the day.
Seagull Steve? Awesome.
Someone: **Exists**
Southern Cassowaries: and I took that personally.
😂
That fits so perfectly
2:38 The random pop up made me back away kind agot scared
😂👍
Cassowaires: i was thinking im about to beat this b**** up
You forgot to mention that Cassowarys kung fu jump kick like Bruce lee when they attack, and as an Ozzie (Australian for those who are confused) I loved the the Steve Irwin bit
Your description of the Cassowary was pure gold.I used to see them when I lived in Tropical Far North Queensland some years ago.
Fun fact: humans used to hunt via unmatched endurance. Very similar to those wild dogs. We dont run very fast, but we are fucking unmatched in distance.
(looks down) uhm... "were".
@@stalincat2457 now we have guns and cars
That's very interesting, as the human species originally came from Africa.
I wonder if there's any connection between those African wild dogs and the human tendency to like dogs and use them as hunting partners.
@@d73w80 all dogs are pursuit pedators, but yes. That is one of the reasons we teamed up with wolves.
Exactly. I remember watching San people hunting on tv: The designated hunter would run with a spear while the rest would carry water and help with tracking in case the animal hid. The idea behind the whole thing is that while the group as a whole might get tired by carrying all of that water, the hunter will be propelled further, like the last stage of a rocket, and can use the spear both to finish the animal and defend it from predators until the rest of the group arrives to carry the animal back.
I know omnipresent sweat glands are pretty cool, but being able to carry stuff while running cannot be overrated.
"I don't even have a fear of birds, I just have a fear of getting my throat split by an overgrown homicidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion." BRO I'M DEAD
Quote of the year
heh that’s funny
P
Shit if she ain’t scared she’s better in a body bag then
So fucking funnyyyyyyy
I went to Australia abt a week ago, and we went to a zoo
I saw a cassowary
I clicked at it which was the best and worst idea of my pitiful life
It made the most demonic noise I’d ever heard
My dad went “ah-“
On the croatian island i was born there are boars that roam in the higher more mountainous parts of the island and my grandfather liked to take walks in that part of the island but because of the boars he had to carry a pistol with him, but he got irritated having to hold it with him so he ended up welding the gun to his walking stick.
As a person who has seen my friend brutally kicked in the leg by an ostrich, I fear anything that resembles it.
I’m in the US now thank Jesus! (I used to live in Uganda and my friend messed up at a safari he tried to feed one)
I’ve also another friend thrown off a horse while on a field trip. Apparently his horse was attack by a wild horse and galloped. And the friend who got kicked still can’t walk properly after 2 years.
f
Oh wow.
If you don't mind my asking what was the aftermath? Bruise? Broken leg? Wheelchair?
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Dude Gordon vomits if you don't season your water properly
Hello
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If you simply cut the carrots wrong he yells
As a zoology major and a former vet tech, It's the commentary for me!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"And that second nail is basically a dagger that can disembowel both people and dogs"
"And by 'can' I mean they have."
"They've done it."
"Disrespectfully athletic" is my favorite description now.
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U
Right😂
The thing about Cassowaries, that's not even their only call. Cassowaries can make a call so deep it's only 'felt' as a vibration, almost similar to a T-Rex call
I still want to pet it
How in the hell would we know what a T Rex call sounds like....
@@nophilter I think there was some throat reconstructions done which gave a rough idea. I know they can do it for mummies
birds are just small dinosaurs
@@lawrencescales9864 I feel you.... I just can't force myself to TRULY believe any of that. 🤷🏽♂️
It made me so happy to see binturongs get some time in the spotlight
can really tell he puts so much energy and passion into his content
I’d like to clarify that that’s not 31 miles an hour on open land, that’s 31 miles an hour in DENSE FOREST
I am. Afraid.
That’s scary
Thanks! I hate it!
Holy cow 😳.
People need to understand how much more damn scary that is
1:12 "If Steve don't fuck with them, what makes you think I will." is unironically the greatest way to reiterate to people just how much you should attempt to avoid an animal lmao
Who is steve?
@@inigo-montoya He's referring to Steve Irwin the famous wildlife conservation activist and educator with a heart of gold who passed away due to a sting ray accident and was well known for getting up close and personal with animals like crocodiles and wrestling with them 😭 basically if Steve Irwin immediately runs the OTHER WAY and jumps a fence when confronted with a wild Cassowary like in this video you as a regular person should already be in your car 0.2 seconds after being told it's anywhere in the area
@@uramisugi rip Steve the person who showed the world every reason to not come here
@@uramisugi if he had a heart of gold he would've advocated for the return of stolen aboriginal land and convince european colonizers to return back to london or europe?Foh.
@@Uzyvan6There’s a difference between “we can tame it and live alongside it safely” and “we stuck this bitch in a cage and will kill it if it gets out”
😂😂😂 brother! Your knowledge of science and nature with your topping of comedy, is second to none!! I learn some of the most freakiest things from you!! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
0:11 bro said jurrasic bull sh*t 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: BRO IM DIEING AND LAUGHING ON THE FLOORS
The fact that Jaguars ocasionaly pass by my grandma's backyard makes me really worried.
The fact that she never had a problem with them makes me intrigued.
Your grandma must be a real gamer.
Grandmas are fearless
I mean a cat is a cat no matter the size or genus
@@josephpatterson2549 Yeah, just leave them be and they'll leave you be.
She eats them by biting through their skulls.
So basically Australia has the best and the worst animals.
Best?... meh... worst?...definitely!
Yeah we have the second part
Exept pikachu
I love living in Australia
I live in Australia and the only native animals that have given me grief are brush tailed possums and parakeets. They raid my fruit trees before the fruit can fully ripen. Possums are a lot more destructive than birds and their success infiltrating urban areas means they’re far from endangered and are probably the only native species I’d consider trapping and dispatching just to send a message to the other possums in my neighborhood who think that my yard can be their playground. If I had a full grown carpet python I’d definitely feed it caught possums. Wouldn’t feed them live though because they’re savage when using their claws and teeth to defend themselves
I’ve been friends with a particular Cassowary in a zoo since I was 8 years old in 1992… He’s questionably accessible in this amazing open rainforest & my long passed Grandma named him Frank. I still visit Frank often & we have a good time “booping” one another’s beaks in 2023. Apparently Frank could have ended my existence decades ago 🤣
That is.. an extremely chill Cassowary. They're usually territorial and are far from afraid to throw hands unprompted. Surprised nothing bad happen between you two across all those years.
@@lastchanc3stars after a little more research I'd consider myself lucky as well. I'm debating whether or not to take a picture next time I visit, but in today's world I'd imagine people might figure out where Frank is & ruin our friendship!
Imagine this dude does this himself on TH-cam. Definitely deserves his own show on a major network. 💯
“If Steve don’t f*** with them.... what makes you think I will?”
Wise words to live by tbfh
Nah, screw that. If I see a Manta Ray, you bet your ass I'mma throw hands.
@@tomdean1876 Manta Ray = completely harmless and curious giant sea pancake
Stingray = not-so-harmless, venomous-but-shy small sea pancake
Know the difference before you throw hands with them
@@Enneamorph I will forever call Rays Sea Pancakes - thank you
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As a Texan, living on a ranch, I can 100% say wild hogs are dangerous as all get out. I was charged by a sounder of about 25-30 with some huge sows(200lbs). Pull my hammy trying to run from them and hit the slick, muddy ground. I will never walk on my back pasture without a large firearm and big dogs. We trap them on our ranch and they nasty behind reinforced traps. I have seen some boars launch over a sounder of young ones just to escape. BTW, the damage they do to land and crops is horrendous.
My grandma once hit a wild pig in Florida and it trotted away line it’s nothing. The front part of her fender is still busted to this day😭
Hood isn't _afraid_ of birds, he's simply casso-wary of them.
Ba dum tsssss
Clever!
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Wild Dogs (while chasing a car): "Sooner or later, you're going to run out of gas!"
so fucking true
333 likes…so I’ll comment instead.
“your social post…i like it”
@@showj0e, Thank you. ^^ I have 334 likes, now. It's crazy since I only expected to get ONE like.
@4E4N Every animal serves a purpose on this planet.
@@origamipein18 it’s purpose is probably *d e a t h*
You sir, dish out zoology knowledge like an all-you-can-eat buffet. Subscribed.
Your videos entertain and inform… love it!!! You’re THE BEST!!! So glad your videos made its way to my feed…
Fun fact with the wild boars! A domestic pig only takes a handful of months at most to become a wild boar. How fun! :3
Proving that it isn't a true domesticated animal.
Lots of the captive ones pretty much act like wild boars as well
Hashibira Inosuke
@@Hudaaaldin2047 he was never domesticated
Nope boars are a completely different species to domestic pigs, feral hogs≠wild boars
I never thought I would hear a statement of a “oversized, homicidal, jungle goose” in my life, but we are here now lmao.
That line sent me into a teary eyed laughing fit
That so called goose would make an excellent pet for Arnold Schwarzenegger
Some of the things he says makes me double take, but it makes sense. Lol
True, it is a very accurate description though xD
They're just Canadian geese on steroids lol
So... my crazy parents raised wild boars on their old farm. Just struck up a friendship one day and boom they had a daddy, mommy, and a crap ton of baby wild boars. My parents even built a covered shed for them to sleep in for rainy weather and fed them. They liked my parents, just not the rest of us.
Saying a koala has the IQ of a stuffed animal is throwing shade at the stuffed animal.
When Cassowarys see anything moving, they press the delete button on their soul.
just like 5% but that's more than enough
The other 95% they have homicide on their mind.
"God gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it" 🤣🤣🤣
But God, this isn't fair!
@@kyleanderson1435 sounds like a big load of not my problem
@@Significantharrassment God? Is that you?
@@kyleanderson1435 BLASPHEMY I WOULD NEVER! HERESY... UNSPEAKABLE... HERESY
Oh gods no-
You're a very good narrator. No bullshit. U have become a master of your craft, and it's a privilege and honor to have witnessed your rise. Thank You, young man. We appreciate all of your efforts. Have a great weekend. 👍😎🤜🤛🤙💯✌
ok but I've been to a penguin parade and while my family was walking back to the car, some lady shouted at us to stop in our tracks. Then while everyone cleared the path an adorable little penguin waddled its derpy way across the road and I swear it was the cutest thing ever 😭
"There's 3 types of cassowaries and I approve of exactly none of them" LMAO
It's rare I genuinely laugh out loud in a video, but that really tickled me!
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You know, when Rocco heard that noise from the cassowary, he looked around in great alarm. Rocco is a fellow birb, and he don't respond like that to cats or dogs (he barks at dogs actually).
This guy has more phrases for death than should be allowed. I can't recall if he said it in this one but my favorite might be "connect you to God's wifi"!!
Yeah he has
He used that one when referring to one of the animals that can send you flying, I think it was one of his ones about the bison
He said that with the poison snail. Takes just 5-8 hrs to connect you to God's wifi, lol
Catch a Uber to the afterlife
“Roll you in a blunt and smoke the YOU pack”
"I don't have a fear of birds!"
Cassowary: Oh Ho HO- _I've come for your bones_
Magpies: haha _hello_
Ever met a magpie? Poke peoples eyes out for no reason, not to mention they always look hella angry and have blood Orange or red eyes with small pupils, sharp ass beaks and claws, and will chase people on their bikes for blocks just because they were near their nesting site. WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA, MATE.
No but seriously they are found everywhere in Australia and we actually have to learn about them in school and how to stay safe from their attacks. In their breeding season their is signs up warning nesting sites nearby lol. Australians are used to them and know how to avoid them but I feel bad for my German opair who didn’t know about them and got chased a whole street down by one with her bike. Magpies hate bikes. In fact many kids have Mohawks on their helmets to stop magpies. Magpies. Hate. Bikes. Magpie hate everyone. They are beautiful birds all year but when it gets to August (sometimes June) they turn into murder birds. Magpies are evil, all year round they are friendly and will take food from your hand if your still enough, but as soon as your like 20 meters near their nesting tree, they forget all the bread you have given to them and turn into flying cassowaries but with sharper beaks.
@E *cries*
@@missingtundra1624 cool. I have a pet one hes a sweetie but anyways have fun with that.
@@ayooo_kitten6540 as an Australian they are beautiful and sociable birds with their flock/family, but when it comes to breeding season and no matter how many chips you give them they will not hesitate.
The sound of Toyota on life support and the Eat bullets like 50 was funny AF
The cassowary sounds like an anxious psychopathic serial killer. Like, “COME ON, LET'S GO!” in the worst possible way.
Me: Birds aren’t scary
Cassowaries: Honey, you gotta big storm coming
*pulls out a gun*
Cassowaries aren't the only terrifying bird, trust me.
Omg zensitu big fann
@@Crow-Teeth well shit
Cassowaries: 🎶I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION, I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NNNAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE, BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED, MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH!!!!🎶
Homicidal murder chicken
Homicidal 6 foot rejected veloceraptor design murder goose
Genocidal tyrannosaurus Rex/Rogue sonic the hedgehog if he mixed with a velociraptor.
Blue From Jurassic World With Feathers And Roid Rage.
Hands down the very best information to blow your mind on the planet this dude is smart as f*** and effing hilarious with his fun wordplay :) thx man, best vid yet!
I cannot get over "H0mic!dal Jungle Goose.." 😂😂😂
"florda panthers are like santa and black men who dont cheat,they simply do not exist" this had me rolling
“Like Santa and BLACK MEN WHO CHEAT, they simply do not exist” is how it goes lol
@@myloki22 yeah but the way he said it was more true in fact the quote should just be “men who do not cheat”.
@@myloki22 Is it a joke about how black guys aren't in committed relationships?
Had me dead
@@myloki22 lol
Person: *minding their own buisness in their backyard*
Cassowary: Is that some kind of threat?
It's More: *Oh! Are You Approaching Me?!*
@@IHateTheFloorFrFr Instead of running away, you're approaching me?
I'm only trying to get into my house
Oh ho! Then go into your house
Cassowary: "Oy mate, you tryna start somethin?!"
You always come up the best lines when describing animals! 😂
here I was thinking you couldn't find a way to make your content even more appealing to me and then I hear the It's always sunny in Philadelphia music playin in the back XD
As a Texan literally everyone I know has broken something on their car to hitting a boar at 60mph and in almost every case the bastard just walked it off and left
Between hitting boar 🐗 or deer 🦌, which is worse?
@@Tokuijin boar. Worst a deer can do is puncture a windshield. Boars are smaller but just as heavy if not heavier, so their density means they'll usually buckle crush points in your front end
I’ve never seen them, thank goodness 😅
The fact you called it a "bastard" tickled me for some reason...
@person person No. I don't think Texas is really moose country.
"An overgrown hom!cidal jungle goose that sounds like a Toyota on life support and indigestion.."
Im DED 😂
@SoMuchFacepalm i read the emu's defeated the Australian army
@SoMuchFacepalm Your failure to neutralize your enemies strength still counts as a lost.
I love it when you two collab. They are scary ass birdd, cassaroy, cassarole 😂 that was awesome, Ive learned more about nature in my 40 odd years than watching years of nature programs. Thanking you, keep up the good work ❤
The more I watch the more I want to like this video. But I've already liked it, so I'm just fighting myself from hitting the button and unliking this amazingly entertaining and informative video💜💜
“We Stan pog shark” is a sentence I didnt know I needed to hear
we do stan him
The “abduct over adopt” line made me laugh my ass off the most
same
Ikr lol
it's not like penguins have orphangaes
Kudos! Great video's. There hasn't been a single video you did that I did not like.We have the same sense of humor. Keep up the great work!
I’ve watched the Blue Penguin Parade on Philip Island before while visiting family in Australia, and it was definitely one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
Australian here. I took a group of German girls up to Northern Queensland and went hiking in a national park. I warned them about cassowaries, and they all made fun of me for being scared of a bird. That night we stayed at a country hotel and met a guy who showed us his scars from where he'd been disemboweled by one. The girls' faces went completely white haha.
Tell them your country (which kicked Japan’s butt in ww2) literally lost a war against another big scary bird species
Disemboweled and not dead? :0
@@Pluto137 Under certain conditions, like no ruptured organs, you can live remarkably long with your guts hanging out, max is 24 hours from what I have heard. However, you still shouldn't take those chances
@@voltekthecyborg7898 Yep. Plenty long to get to a hospital under the right conditions, so long as you've a car or can find a nice clearing with some phone signal to call the royal Australian flying doctor service.
You'd think that they would trust a local 🤦
When he talked about a male swan stealing an egg from a female to raise with a male partner, I nearly choked imagining the female's response.
Foster care
swan: thanks for the child now bye im heading off with my boyfriend
Female after laying the egg and hatching it: Say Sike RIGHT NOW!!
Female swan: I can't believe you've done this
Surrogate swans. When you just swan-a be a parent.
Hilarious and educational material my man, love your vids, keep up the incredible work💯🍻👊🏽
Just found this channel and absolutely love it 👍
"god gave them night vision and told the rest of the jungle to deal with it", 😂😂😂😂
"God gave them life and now they make it everyone's problem"
Yoo same
You're not a problem. You're a nice person, Kristen.
@@anonymouscausewhynot ty..
@@anonymouscausewhynot Wholesome
@@quill7889 have a nice day!
@@anonymouscausewhynot You too!
“GOD GAVE THEM NIGHT VISIONS AND TOLD THE REST OF THE JUNGLE TO DEAL WIT IT “ 🤣🤣🤣
Wild hogs are no joke. My mom accidentally hit one in an Avalanche, and it not only caved in the front of the car but the thing walked away completely fine. We even saw it a few days later and it recognized the car and charged it.
Dude can you do one about Humans i hate those mfs, they have a crazy killcount per year
LMAO, you made my day bruh
Honestly tho
Tru dat
Put those hairless fucks in a zoo
The video would be way too long.
Steve: Will wrestle crocs
Also Steve: Is that a peacock with the highest atk stat of any bird *panics into a stumble*
The gators didn't have a knife
@@npc6817 and you can grab and hold them relatively safely if you know what you are doing
@@npc6817 Gators had only one way to kill you
@@vcsa681 gators also have no beef with humans unlike these murdergeese
Here in the Texas/Oklahoma panhandle, we aren’t scared of the hogs anymore. Now everybody has some sort of side arm or assault rifle, and we just play storing bacon
"They'll gladly take your soul over half a box of popcorn."
I mean, same honestly.
Imagine you somehow tame all cassowaries in existence. Train them to attack whoever you point at. I don’t know how much power that gives you
Sounds like The Unsullied.
Probably more than the infinity gauntlet.
But then, you suddenly need to point at someone
@@teathesilkwing7616 Just point at your arch rival. Serves them right.
@@mumujibirb what if you get something in your eye so you try to take it out but the cassowary thinks your pointing at yourself
The homicidal jungle goose. Got me laughing lmao
I was in California jogging/walking at night on Laurel Canyon Blvd at 3am . Had a mountain lion tracking me. Was not worried. And I scared it off. In Florida around the Brooksville area ran into a wild boar. I spent most of the night in a tree.
Emu's legitimately used basic battle/war tactics to remain alive, I genuinely did not know they were that smart, especially for such relatively small brains!
Honestly, gives the phrase "bird brain" very little credibility. Most birds I know are very precocious, especially chickens.
Birds are scarily smart.
I mean, if you call "whenever we see them, we run away" battle tactics then sure.
@@nothere57 what does any of what you just typed mean?
Those little walnuts in Emu heads are very efficient.
"Im not afraid of them. Im aware of them."
Facts
I randomly came across this video. Very entertained. I laughed from beginning to end. Well done. Thank you for sharing this, and your time. Be well. ... And stay away from the homicidal jungle goose. Lol. Epic.
"Panthers are like Santa and black men that cheat they simply do not exist" Jesus Christ lmao that's smooth af man not gonna lie I LOVE IT you even dropped a link to your site that's actually smooth as fuck bruh keep doing what you're doing because I watch all of your videos and shit. You break down what needs to be said in such a short and simple manner that people can understand everything. Stay strong my man 💪🖤
You can tell this guy is based because he knows regular show.
Who wouldn’t know that classic?
Please tell me what based means lmao
@@arctiousx6145it means based on reality, rarely used when something is actually based on reality
@@chainmachine1954 his name checks out
im guessing you mean biased and it’s a typo or maybe i just can’t understand words, but whatever the case, you’re referring to that geese episode on regular show right?
"God gave them life and they make it everyone's problem."
"Basically the IRS but with teeth and a tail."
😂
Two of my favourite new animal enthusiasts in one video
‘Discount Ostrich’? My dude, and Emu will mess up your whole day in ways that you can’t possibly imagine! I’ll take a flock of ostrich over 1 Emu any day. Love the channel. Keep up the awesome work.
Him explaining gay lions just made me smile like an idiot
This was beyond wholesome!
Same here bro. Lions are awesome
is cute.
gay lions ftw
Nice pfp
Bete Noire from Glitchtale
@@musicalartist2584 lol thanks G