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Babes should have known it was gonna be chaos when vinny gave him the Jameson bottle 🤣 I find it funny she prego after the enemy paid a visit to the house😳
Our minds are one in the same, no one keeps up with my brain like Chris does. One subject to the next, to the next, like on autopilot. My easiest hour of my day 💕
Don't kill yourself bro lol. We love you and you got this. breathe lmao. I can't tell if this podcast is a trainwreck or straight up high art. Either way, I'm here for it. We love ya babe.
This was the greatest episode yet haha. Make sure to watch the negative spells you're speaking. You have a great life and you are a great Soul. Keep spreading laughter. Wholeness.
Well I'm happy I'm not the only person spiraling out of control about the shape our world is in lol. Merry Christmas Chrissy. Better days are on the horizon brother.
Lol I’m surprised Chrissy didn’t go full on Homer Simpson and ripped his hair out of his head and screamed like a woman when he found out vinny is pregnant lol 😭
Chrissy Christmas, you keep me steady laughing. Thank you for lifting my spirits through what has arguably been the roughest year of my life. I hope nothing but great things for you and your family from this point until the end of the universe... That being said, 'CHUKNOWWHAT?! You gave us a taste of Ti Ti and now me, and a bunch of other degenerates are jonesing for more. How many bodies are gonna have to land in the Hudson before we can make Jerry a co-host?
Call the venue ahead of time to arrange for accommodations to be made because of your injury (people with temporary disabilities have rights to accommodations). Or go right to the doorman and ask for early entrance. They can seat you before the place gets busy so it's easier to move around. Skip standing line. Park closer to the entrance. Have concession/drinks brought to your seat. Use of a wheelchair if the venue has one, etc.
Daddy Distefano bringing the heat starting his own baseball team out here.. Looks like we need to pitch more into the Patreon.. I feel stressed for y'all bruh, but so happy for u all as well.. Congrats! At least you got the older ones for babysitters
Dude, I love it when I notice a rough jump in the video that I wouldn't notice with just audio and just sit there and think "oh man, I wonder what kind of absolute fucking hilariously insensitive and offensive madness came out of Chrissy CantStops mouth that they had to cut out a chunk of it to avoid even THIS AUDIENCE getting upset about it" xD
No Coquitó for her, cuz it's what it is, Chris is now TransRacial and identifies as Dominican from Santo Domingo... Because make no mistake he's shooting up the club raw.
When Chris gets exiled to Tony's, I'll be watching every ep of *The Three Tampa'teers.* And when Chrissy's kids grow up I'll watch every ep of *Doin' it Distefano.*
I’m glad you asked how we’re doing. Last year today I was recovering from a car accident where I flipped 3 times and crawled out looking like Carrie. Was fired after that. Today I own a solo hair salon where I can do my own thing and am desperately afraid of the IRS. SEE YOU IN CINCINNATI, BABES!! Also see you in the metaverse; just waiting till that’s auto corrected.
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Happy winter solisce chaos bff today also my mom bday DD blessings today
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@@rambo6796 I think it was funded and filmed by some company or some shit.
Ticky Wickys
Chrissy Christmas is here!!
The chaos on this episode is unmatched.
I'm only 12 minutes in and he is on fire.
@@samhuff999 !
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@@davidmcguirk4729 ¡!
chrissy saying david "allenborough" multiple times killed me
Literally in tears at the pregnancy announcement.
It was one of the best face drops I've ever seen
I legit gasped at work 😂😂
It's another girl!
May I add to this and say I was alone standing in the kitchen, crying laughing haha.
Is this confirmed? 😭💕
Damn, Chrissy really is a Hispanic with that many kids. CHRISSY APPLESEED!!
She is Porto Rican...they basically have litters lol
HAVE AN OMNICRONY CHRISTMAS BABES 🎄🙌🙌
Don't tell me what to do 😛🐶 who do you think you are. The Chinese government
WERE PREGNANT!❤
I'm stealing this.
I'm Jewish 😟
@@BirdOfHermes83 weird flex
This podcast is hands down some of the best content on the Internet! Please do this forever!!
He's gonna have to to support his 12 kids
Agreed! facts.
facts❣️
2-3 years tops. Right?!
ORX
Congrats on baby Donald Crissy!
She'll turn into a good boy just like her father did.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“There’s no COVID deniers in FL” hot ass take! 😂
First 6 minutes of this had me thinking I was on Patreon. CALL ME CHRISSY COMIN IN HOT
"how do you expect me to just keep going on " is where I lost it
Babes should have known it was gonna be chaos when vinny gave him the Jameson bottle 🤣 I find it funny she prego after the enemy paid a visit to the house😳
Congrats on another daughter Chrissy!
Congratulations on your pregnancy Jasmine. You guys make beautiful babies. Such a blessing. Great episode guys❤️💯
Another baby.. The chaos continues 😎🤘
“If she’s pregnant again, I’m literally leaving” 💀💀💀💀💀 I ❤️ Vinny
Our minds are one in the same, no one keeps up with my brain like Chris does. One subject to the next, to the next, like on autopilot. My easiest hour of my day 💕
Clip it: Chris predicts Pete Davidson's transition
You seriously cannot imagine the amount of joy you bring to peoples lives, you're ridiculous xDDD MAD LOVE, omincronnniiii christmassss
This poddy woddy has made my 2021 way more enjoyable. Much love to the chaos family
Man if she is pregnant I feel for you Chris. You can't get a break. Maybe you will have a son you can make shoot hoops over Tyrone
If it's for real, why aren't they using birth control? He said he didn't want anymore
VASECTOMY should be all he's getting for Christmas
@@dntgvafuk89 hell yeah
"Ey let me get a tyrone"
Yo
Loooveeee David Attleboro 🤣🤣Chrissy pronunciations back at it again
I needed this right now , I was falling sleep at work , now I’m laughing on my own like a mad man 😂
Same. People keep coming around my damn cubicle and asking me if I’m ok…they thought I was either choking or crying. Truth is… it was both 🤣
Not going to lie this episode was everything i needed. Chrissy Chaos does it again! And we know you out here killing it Homeless Pimp!
This podcast makes me feel so at home, love it so much.
This is the funniest podcast to date. Literally felt like a christmas present to watch lmao.
Don't kill yourself bro lol. We love you and you got this. breathe lmao. I can't tell if this podcast is a trainwreck or straight up high art. Either way, I'm here for it. We love ya babe.
It's chaos, as advertised
lol unintentional high art MAYBE
You were on fire in WPB! Best live show I've been to in a while!
Can't wait to see you in STL. 🖤 needed your little pep talk at the end.
Chrissy 'coming off the rails' Chaos, and I love it!!
I love Chrissy don't give a fuck. My favorite episode of all time babe.
"Honestly, I don't think it's mines, it's the Contractor's kid" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This was the greatest episode yet haha. Make sure to watch the negative spells you're speaking. You have a great life and you are a great Soul. Keep spreading laughter. Wholeness.
“You know what? That’s it. I’m the new CDC; Chrissy Day Care” HAHAHA 😂💀
All Vinny wants for Christmas is......another baby.....🤣😂😀😄🎁🧑🎄🎄
when you propped up your leg and I saw your elf bootie, I almost fell out of my chair 😆😆😆😆
🤣🤣🤣 After the new baby announcement, I was expecting you to announce more shows.
Ten out of ten as always- Merry fuckin Christmas to y’all congrats on the new newest baby !!!
That elf suite makes you look dutch and aerodynamic...
“Our contractor who is probably having an affair with Vinny” HAHAHAHAH IM CACKLING BYE 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Watching a grown man in elf costume yell at a camera 🤣🤣🤣 true
Best episode ever 😂😂😂 happy Omnicrony Christmas have a great week chaos family
😂 😆 congratulations on the new baby that was an awesome way to find out
Chrissy..We are having an omicrony Christmas too! Great rendition haha love ya babe!
Can't wait to be in the F.O.G. In the Metaverse babe
Well I'm happy I'm not the only person spiraling out of control about the shape our world is in lol. Merry Christmas Chrissy. Better days are on the horizon brother.
Lol I’m surprised Chrissy didn’t go full on Homer Simpson and ripped his hair out of his head and screamed like a woman when he found out vinny is pregnant lol 😭
Snow College alumni here.... Took that very personal, damn you CHRISSY 😂😂😂
the end was legit inspiring and comforting
This one was incredible. Thanks!
Chrissy and Pimpy are the best duo in podcasts 🌟
Chrissy Christmas, you keep me steady laughing. Thank you for lifting my spirits through what has arguably been the roughest year of my life. I hope nothing but great things for you and your family from this point until the end of the universe...
That being said, 'CHUKNOWWHAT?! You gave us a taste of Ti Ti and now me, and a bunch of other degenerates are jonesing for more. How many bodies are gonna have to land in the Hudson before we can make Jerry a co-host?
Chrissy with the muzzle analogy 😳🤯 animals are reservoirs, it is POSSIBLE. Congrats on the new baby 🤣🤣 the swimmers are strong 💪
Congratulations Chrissy. Merry Christmas
Donnie J. DiStefano has a great ring to it!
Crissy’s sign off might have saved my life today ❤️
Was having a rough morning, but then this dropped - exactly what I needed! Thanks Chrissy! Mix that shit up!
best episode ever this cured my social anxiety !!!
I love when the woman said this conversation is wild 👍classic🤣
I would LOVE to see you have Action Bronson on
Broke my foot 3 days ago but I’m still going to the show on the 26!!
Call the venue ahead of time to arrange for accommodations to be made because of your injury (people with temporary disabilities have rights to accommodations). Or go right to the doorman and ask for early entrance. They can seat you before the place gets busy so it's easier to move around. Skip standing line. Park closer to the entrance. Have concession/drinks brought to your seat. Use of a wheelchair if the venue has one, etc.
@@lovingthelessloved3679 yeah I did! SHOW WAS GREAT. Had to get handicap seats and borrow my grandmas handicap sign to get the parking 😂
you snapped on this one lmaooooo
Needed this one been rough few days,needed a laugh thx chrissy chaos and pimp
Chrissy Psychic! Literally guessed Brandon’s message to the t!
Congrats, def gunns be a boy if we all harness the energy behind the name Donny D!
Im literally listening to this in a Covid testing drive thru line & im dying of laughter
That ending….brought back Anxiety Tuesday huh bub?!?!
Chrissy Curry w/ the shot 🍼 💯🙌🏿
Daddy Distefano bringing the heat starting his own baseball team out here.. Looks like we need to pitch more into the Patreon.. I feel stressed for y'all bruh, but so happy for u all as well.. Congrats! At least you got the older ones for babysitters
"If Jake Paul wants my respect "🤣😂🤣
I was gonna make a joke that Chrissys gift was another baby! Lmao
Chris you should probably get a little surgery. 😉
Titi's chestnuts roasting on my open fire 🔥
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Dude, I love it when I notice a rough jump in the video that I wouldn't notice with just audio and just sit there and think "oh man, I wonder what kind of absolute fucking hilariously insensitive and offensive madness came out of Chrissy CantStops mouth that they had to cut out a chunk of it to avoid even THIS AUDIENCE getting upset about it" xD
Congratulations Chrissy!!
Chrissy is so right about the dog idea. I’m a groomer and we talk all the time about how people love their dogs more than their own kids….
i’m excited for this week’s CHAOS BABY!
BOMBSHELL EPISODE!!! LETS GO VINNY!!!!
Chrissy 'pull out game is always a no' Distefano
Wear the elf outfit to every show you got left this year and the whole January lol
Watching Chrissy’s life just slowly fall apart is wild but great content 10/10 pod
I'm mentally fucked with all the shit going on in my life but this made my day. Love the chaos !
Merry Christmas Chrissy! Glad you stuck up for FL, we’re out here living our best lives and we love you down here!
Edit- Good luck on a boy! 👦🤞
Bing bong!
David Attenborough's name keeps changing throughout the podcast, haha
Merry Christmas to the Chaos crew!
"I saw Daddy kissing Titi Claus... Underneath the mistletoe last night."
CHRIS baby you are looking great! Keep it up 🖤🖤🖤
Omg Vinny! I'm crying, are you for real?!?!
Vinny will be the most sober person of this damn pandemic due to her Puerto Rican eggsss yessss!
No Coquitó for her, cuz it's what it is, Chris is now TransRacial and identifies as Dominican from Santo Domingo...
Because make no mistake he's shooting up the club raw.
That intro was off the chain 😆
First two minutes is too much truth for the news
Exactly my experience in Florida
The intro song is dope. Great episode. Herd you are gonna be on the next CFC with Schaub and can't wait. This Pimp cam, nice!
When Chris gets exiled to Tony's, I'll be watching every ep of *The Three Tampa'teers.* And when Chrissy's kids grow up I'll watch every ep of *Doin' it Distefano.*
great episode babes...happy holidays!
I'm just glad I moved to Florida in 2015.
I’m glad you asked how we’re doing. Last year today I was recovering from a car accident where I flipped 3 times and crawled out looking like Carrie. Was fired after that. Today I own a solo hair salon where I can do my own thing and am desperately afraid of the IRS. SEE YOU IN CINCINNATI, BABES!! Also see you in the metaverse; just waiting till that’s auto corrected.
that is amazing!!!! CONGRATS ON THE SALON!!! do you have an instagram? im an esthetician
also i just got ANOTHER bill that i owe $600 to the IRS. also desperately afraid.
Chris changed David Attenborough's name every time he said it 🤣🤣
Chris's text to his family; I can't wait to have another child i hope its twins, with the family emoji 👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦👩👦👦
Congrats on the baby. Time for Chrissy to get the snippy. You and Vinny are too fertile a combination.
Vinnie is savage.😮
Ca ca ca cuuuuute. Chrissy elves in da house. Love ya babe
Holy shit man… This is podcast gold.
You da man Chrissy. Merry Christmas.