Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at a desperate Donald Trump resorting to selling Trump-branded bibles as he drowns in legal bills while simultaneously getting hit with a gag order in his hush money case.
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  • @MotoNomad350
    @MotoNomad350 หลายเดือนก่อน +3095

    I’m so old I remember when being unable to spell “potato” was seen as disqualifying for the VICE-presidency. Make America Smart Again.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

      How about one scream from Howard Dean......and he was never heard from again?

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs หลายเดือนก่อน +157

      The man did become Vice President. But what used to derail a campaign was a weird enthusiastic scream (Howard Dean). Not to mention stepping out on a marriage (Gary Hart). But those were both Democrats, who are held to higher standards by both parties than Republican candidates.

    • @ekay9783
      @ekay9783 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Looks like he spoke into his phone without his teeth in while on the pooper?

    • @kathimeci5179
      @kathimeci5179 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      He had his elementary school records sealed! Who does that? Speaks volumes.

    • @Brendawallingbear
      @Brendawallingbear หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I think that it's the European way to spell potatoe with the e, and tomatoe, etc.
      I also remember a candidate who cried in public and that was the end of his campaign.

  • @JoeD0403
    @JoeD0403 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    Both Corinthians came up to me, big Corinthians, strong Corinthians, tears flowing down their Corinthian faces. They said, “Sir, thank you for recognizing both of us.”

  • @jayseaborg3895
    @jayseaborg3895 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    A gag order seems appropriate, I've gagged every time I've heard him speak since 2016.

    • @mariahiller
      @mariahiller 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂

    • @passionbow1
      @passionbow1 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @loribird3650
      @loribird3650 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Me too!

    • @janmorton6729
      @janmorton6729 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I gag Everytime I hear Biden mumble & stumble through another speech. He has made this country a laughingstock. Are you proud of that?

    • @guinsey
      @guinsey 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Still gagging.

  • @ChaosTheoriesLux
    @ChaosTheoriesLux หลายเดือนก่อน +284

    I still cannot believe that this is real life. Reality is getting stupider.

    • @RBZ-1
      @RBZ-1 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Indeed it is truly mind-boggling what we are witnessing 😵‍💫

    • @Whatzzzz999
      @Whatzzzz999 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      We are currently living in a satire.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd be a lot less bothered by our impending self-imposed "short-sighted robber-barons murdering humanity" apocalypse if it was even an *iota* less fucking moronic than it is.

    • @AlexJanicki
      @AlexJanicki หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      South Park gave up making fun of politics after Trump won because they couldn't keep up with satirizing Trump because Mr. Garrison would never be as insane, stupid or incoherent as their writers could comprehend.
      Even a show that thrives on vulgar satire couldn't write stuff as stupid or insane as reality.

    • @sealyoness
      @sealyoness หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I started out laughing, but I'm afraid you might be right. It's like watching your dog wash his ahem while you have guests in the house. We certainly aren't showing off our best sides.

  • @roni2715
    @roni2715 หลายเดือนก่อน +787

    There's a big difference between 'pray' and 'prey'.

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Not in MAGAt world.

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Good one👏🏾

    • @Dulnaivi
      @Dulnaivi หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Solid comment!

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Is there? Both are something I don't want done to me.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      👍🏿

  • @benlynar9438
    @benlynar9438 หลายเดือนก่อน +538

    The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

    • @dp5912
      @dp5912 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That is very wise and true!

    • @deniceeverham9467
      @deniceeverham9467 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Good one

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, and that is the Dump

    • @mariahiller
      @mariahiller 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So true

  • @janemack8852
    @janemack8852 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I love Seth's impressions of both Trump and Biden.

    • @SEgrin28
      @SEgrin28 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He's not kidding around here

    • @melodyfulweiler7489
      @melodyfulweiler7489 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Me too.😂

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      The Biden riff just makes you like Joe even more.

  • @davidodonohoe1773
    @davidodonohoe1773 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Three times married, adulterer, convicted of sexual assault. Also “Buy his bibles”

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      the christian fascists compare him to king David

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also, there was that whole thing in the Bible how it is bad to worship false idols made of gold, yet what does Donald fill his f**king buildings with?

    • @jeffdosch5738
      @jeffdosch5738 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      People change. He also used to be a Democrat.

  • @forrestmaher4545
    @forrestmaher4545 หลายเดือนก่อน +922

    I won't be surprised if he calls it the King Donald Version.

    • @robobrien7787
      @robobrien7787 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      I hope it features Rudy playing Judas!

    • @donaldwhittaker7987
      @donaldwhittaker7987 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Brilliant

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I'm shocked he didn't call it the LeBron James version.

    • @user-jw9lq5ib6g
      @user-jw9lq5ib6g หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      yea... the one with "Adultery & Shag a porn star" is included on a to-do list.. together with lying and grifting...

    • @chriskelly6559
      @chriskelly6559 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Don't think for a second he didn't ask.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux หลายเดือนก่อน +455

    As someone from the UK who doesn't always get all the fun Trump news, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Seth and the team for all the informates they do.

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Seth is grest isn't he...

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      His segment on eating ice cream with Buden was hilarious and informative, not misformative.

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Sorry about that offence to the King's English by tRump...

    • @davidshirkey1272
      @davidshirkey1272 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry that *rump doesn't know his favorite color and hasn't already gone over the bridge of doom!@@danielgregory3295

    • @hemlockVape
      @hemlockVape หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I still don't get why people didn't *know* that a man named after a fart would stink, both figuratively and vaporeously, as president. 😂

  • @apropos4701
    @apropos4701 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I'm pretty sure that Buden-Grest is a college town in Germany that no one can find.

  • @Thepepi13
    @Thepepi13 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Hanity straight up pulling a Randy Marsh with the "I thought this was America" is hilarious

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When your allies are cartoons, you must be Hannity.

    • @randomnickify
      @randomnickify หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just pure inHanity.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He likes America with a wannabe dictator.

    • @shawnanderson4283
      @shawnanderson4283 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ah I knew someone already brought this up lol

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able หลายเดือนก่อน +924

    Trump reads the bible the same way i watch fox news, which is never.

    • @ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql
      @ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      It does say, near the end, (there will be False Profits amongst us) like making money selling bibles. I also like never trust a smiling dog! They should put up a Billboard w D.T smiling with those words.

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No 💩

    • @bebelechekid
      @bebelechekid หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Good one

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But people have told you about it, probably.

    • @russellmiles2861
      @russellmiles2861 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So same as the majority of Christians...what is your point?

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G หลายเดือนก่อน +2757

    Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      Or played call of duty

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering how corrupt organized religions are, I'm ok with it.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Random, but I LOVE your comments. 💜💜

    • @Aliens.Say.FDT.
      @Aliens.Say.FDT. หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.

    • @DasBoot-lr3cz
      @DasBoot-lr3cz หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      I still find it more believable that someone walked on water over 2,000 years ago than Trump could ever speak the truth.

  • @petem.3719
    @petem.3719 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Somewhere in Chicago, there's an industrial freezer containing Hostage Steaks that have been aging for 20 years, waiting for this day.

  • @sarahb013
    @sarahb013 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    For corrections, Seth says solitary match when the graphic shows a lighter.

  • @tonib.3016
    @tonib.3016 หลายเดือนก่อน +815

    Dump selling Bibles is like Satan selling Bibles 😂

    • @JVenger
      @JVenger หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      What's the difference?

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Might as well be Satan

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@andrewstevenson118😅

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Satan doesn't want anything to do with Donnie. He is afraid his wallet would come up missing being around Donnie.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน +744

    Sean Hannity: "If Trump isn't even allowed to defenestrate the witnesses against him, is this even Russia . . I mean, America?"

    • @kcbowman4042
      @kcbowman4042 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      😇

    • @TiggerToo27
      @TiggerToo27 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You are frigging HILARIOUS!!! 🤡

    • @michaelhemsley1470
      @michaelhemsley1470 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Defenestrate?

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@michaelhemsley1470 It means "throwing someone out of a window." 😉

    • @mslinda8456
      @mslinda8456 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@michaelhemsley1470 throwing someone out of a window

  • @moebiusbedroon4542
    @moebiusbedroon4542 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    I don't remember EVER paying for a Bible??? What a gross person

    • @gayemcgill3087
      @gayemcgill3087 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      But of course people buy study Bibles and gifts to their grandchildren, godchildren, etc. and prices vary quite a bit. But a Bible is a holy book and doesn't get blended with other documents or "endorsed" by a politician or hawked online like trump is doing. This is disgusting.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      The contents are public domain, so bibles are pretty cheap, unless you buy a big, fancy one with a leather cover. Or a fake-fancy one from a shameless, grifting con man. (Anybody remember the movie _Paper Moon_ ?)

    • @grahamcookson5937
      @grahamcookson5937 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I had to buy a bible for school back in the day. But it's really cheap. Trump is shameless with this grift.

    • @Bedecampbell
      @Bedecampbell 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I was raised catholic for 20 years. We definitely paid BECAUSE of the Bible

    • @thatjillgirl
      @thatjillgirl 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I mean, a new Bible costs money same as any other bound book, but it's not hard to find someone giving them away. And these days, you can access the text online for free through Bible apps and websites.

  • @brettgillespie7089
    @brettgillespie7089 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Missed opportunity for a pun should have said the gag bible will "scare the pious out of you."

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    You can actually see him trying not to laugh when he calls it his favourite book.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Sacrilege!

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yeah, I noticed the laughter also. Even he couldn't say that with a straight face.

    • @davenakingdon7503
      @davenakingdon7503 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He can feel the impending fire of hell

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's trying hard not to laugh when he's thinking "I can't believe my dumbass marks, sorry, followers, are believing all this crap I'm saying and will give me their money".

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that's cuz his uncle Adolph's book *_Mein Kompf_* is his fav book

  • @thechurchofsillybeggars8912
    @thechurchofsillybeggars8912 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    “He leadeth me up Capitol stairs, he restoreth my parole”

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      lol 😆

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democrats, I will fear no indictment, for I am Donald Trump!"

    • @teresab1998
      @teresab1998 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂! But I'm praying Psalm 93. Seriously.

  • @michaelf5034
    @michaelf5034 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Freedom of speech is one thing, wanting to elect a man to the Presidency who is too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut when criminally indicted is downright crazy. Defending yourself needs to be done in a court of law, not public opinion where his guilt or innocence will not be proven.

    • @teresab1998
      @teresab1998 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But court documents and world-wide video support allegations that he is a National Security threat. Remember Helsinki!

  • @patndave4919
    @patndave4919 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Seth, your DJT impressions continue to impress. I especially like DJT holding his breath.

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    He turned around and violated that gag order in less than a day. Just as I predicted.

    • @Curious2Know2
      @Curious2Know2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No offense, but just about anyone but MAGA lunatics could have predicted that one. The guy has as much impulse control as a 2 year old who wants a cookie!

    • @tarareed3703
      @tarareed3703 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They don't call em Teflon don for nothin. He has stacked the deck with judges on the maga side side

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was specific; he too tied around the perimeter. A truly bad guy.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      And - surprise! - there was no consequence for his behaviour. Sick of Donald Trump getting special treatment constantly.

    • @RagsYooTube
      @RagsYooTube หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Are you like, psychic, or something?

  • @SkyScraperC
    @SkyScraperC หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    People across America are already praying Don... They're praying that you'll be held accountable for your crimes.

    • @davenakingdon7503
      @davenakingdon7503 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And they don't need to pay $60 fotlr the privilege

  • @itskarl7575
    @itskarl7575 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The U is right next to the I, which explains "Buden." The S is right next to the A, which explains "grest". But there is no excuse for "disinformates" and "misinformates".

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, but his auto correct should have done something, how many times has he said Biden by now that it doesn't automatically put that word in same with great. Unless he turned autocorrect off, which considering convefe and his narcissism, it wouldn't surprise me that he's like "I always type correctly. I don't need a spell check. You need a spell check, but I'm so great I don't make mistakes. And even if I do, I meant to do that and you will all change how you speak to be like me."
      Webster once had a top 10 insults out of use, and one of them was Mumpsimus. It's a stubborn person who insists on making an error despite being shown evidence they are wrong. They said it came from a priest who said the word instead of the Latin sumpismus, and when corrected he replied he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus.
      Trump is definitely a mumpsimus

    • @OKAVENAQUI
      @OKAVENAQUI หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      correctly pointed out!👍🏼😊

    • @lavenderchocolate
      @lavenderchocolate 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      that‘s what I thought, why did we focus on the typos and not on the made up words?! English is my second language and the lack of mockery here made me panic and google if those are words after all :D

  • @BenedictMHolland
    @BenedictMHolland 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    That line about blacking out the 10 commandments had me rolling.

  • @shez1270
    @shez1270 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    "Many Bibles" at home. Why would people not see through this man? Seth, thank you for the laughs!

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I wonder if he reveals his favourite bible verses ?? 😂

    • @t.n.-js6ei
      @t.n.-js6ei หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe Trump when he said he had many Bibles. He accidently took them when he stole the classified documents and finally found them in the other boxes he still has in his possession.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@mayberelevant3237No. Nope. No. That's very personal for him, so he wouldn't want to get into it. He does like the old and new testaments about the same, though. They're both very special to him. 😂

    • @lynelizabeth-kl9dp
      @lynelizabeth-kl9dp หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      They cry that they can't afford food and fuel, but they can find money to buy tacky sneakers and Bibles to help a 'billionaire' who's hosting a golf tournament at his own golf course. Mind-blowing.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah he is a athiest but not one who was cured of Christianity by reading the Bible. That much is clear.

  • @billmurray7473
    @billmurray7473 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    Richard Nixon had
    SO Much More Dignity,
    even in defeat.

    • @Ironcorgi2
      @Ironcorgi2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Ya he at least the decency to stay out of the spotlight.

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Ironcorgi2until David Frost.

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Isn’t it scary that Nixon seems..normal?

    • @mimseydemon1844
      @mimseydemon1844 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@stanbyme7874 By today's GOP standards he was a woke commie.

    • @tlheinrich
      @tlheinrich หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      God you’re right. And let’s all stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement

  • @johnobrien2373
    @johnobrien2373 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love when the sound effects are delayed! And it's proof that this is "Late Night," when the host knows how to roll with it!! 😂

  • @jkadkin
    @jkadkin 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Closer looks are always over too fast lol. Excellent job, Late Night, staff!!

  • @amberg8277
    @amberg8277 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    When trump said he had so many bibles I laughed so hard for a solid 30 seconds. I actually had to rewind because I missed what was said after that.

    • @ericapoe
      @ericapoe หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I did the same when he said that😂😂

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 I know right, the way he read that that stupid infomercial off of a teleprompter was just ridiculous. He always comes across as such a fvcken idiot it's amazing that he has these millions of morons that follow him like a cult leader. It definitely reflects poorly on the US education system 🙄

    • @siobhandobson7535
      @siobhandobson7535 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@J.M.-nb4gwYou can always tell when he veers off script. When he’s reading the teleprompter he sound’s like a bored fourth grader giving a book report. Then when he ad libs his voice sounds much different, the whole part about him having many bibles and it being his favorite book were definitely not on the teleprompter. He would lie about it being his favorite back during the 2016 campaign but when asked about his favorite bible verse you could see the panic on his face and he’d just say that was too private to share. And somehow the evangelicals think the guy who’s obviously never read the Bible and who’s gone to church like twice in the last nine years is a man of God. The guy who screwed a porn star right after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, and who was good buds with Jeffery Epstein, is a fine upstanding Christian, and Biden who is a devout catholic is the devil. It’s pure insanity.

    • @nadineives6374
      @nadineives6374 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I pictured bankers boxes full of them stacked in a bathroom 😂

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I can't believe he didn't wait until Easter to unveil this. Nobody has ever been crucified like Trump has been after all.

  • @villanessa
    @villanessa หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    He breaks the gag orders every single time and nothing happens to him

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I know it’s all such a joke!

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Those were civil trials - the loser can't run roofshod over the criminal court system. Just wait a few more weeks.... ⚖️⚖️

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He went only to the line of this one.

    • @jeffdosch5738
      @jeffdosch5738 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Good

    • @lindagorham1409
      @lindagorham1409 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      YES and WHHHYYY ??!!??

  • @jdspencer60
    @jdspencer60 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    LOL the late anvil noise - reminds me of those pillows

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Buden, "Let's smoke some dank, it's grest! I'm Joe Buden and I support this message".

  • @coffeebux
    @coffeebux หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    @3:50 if we told him Obama could hold his breath for 6 minutes there's a really good chance he'd try it.

    • @jennyjennyjenny3210
      @jennyjennyjenny3210 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is probably the best idea I’ve seen in ages! I’ve got an idea for the pitch….
      Did you know that Biden actually taught Obama to do the Wim Hoff method and Obama can hold his breath for 6 minutes now! You know what that means, if a man can hold his breath that long?!? OMG It must be enormous. Trump could never, but many people are saying it would be the biggest audience ever to watch him try. People would pay BIG MONEY to watch him do it, too!

  • @MM-vv8mt
    @MM-vv8mt หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    Real smart to piss off the judge that will be sentencing you when you are found guilty of 31 felonies in two months, Donny. Do keep it up.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Did he really post the judge’s daughter’s name on social media?

    • @GrimReaper2786
      @GrimReaper2786 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@publicuser2534as real as a heart attack

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His tactic seems to be to make everybody hate him and then accuse them of being a "Trump hater".

  • @LmAo147
    @LmAo147 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    LMAO at the sound of the golden toilet plunger -" oohps a bit late again +

  • @DemandTruth
    @DemandTruth หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    A: When I heard the belated plunger sound effect, I threw my hands in the air and gleefully shouted "pillow!" and proceeded to giggle (cackle? jackal cackle?) uncontrollably. B: Lighter not match (but you know that by now ;)

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander หลายเดือนก่อน +385

    Gag orders and warnings for Trump are absolutely useless unless enforced with a night (or many) in jail for contempt, which no judge has dared to do so far.

    • @justanotherhuman8918
      @justanotherhuman8918 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      You’re right and I have yet to figure out why they fear him so much. What is he going to do…make up a mean nickname?

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Exactly! Just need to send in the locusts! 😠💙

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      SO agree!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@justanotherhuman8918 Actually, he just asks his deranged and gun-packing cult members to rid him of this meddling judge, the court staff, the judge's family, etc.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim หลายเดือนก่อน

      They fear his followers & their reactions to their godking being imprisoned. And being called "not impartial."​@@justanotherhuman8918

  • @Ferinex_666
    @Ferinex_666 หลายเดือนก่อน +443

    CORRECTION: The First Commandment would be blacked out too. There was literally a golden statue of Trump at CPAC a couple years ago, which as close to a false idol as you can get.

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I think the joke went over your head @Ferinex_666 . The point is that Trump wouldn't know that, and would want statues of him all over the place.

    • @MarciRaney-tt8ev
      @MarciRaney-tt8ev หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I saw that recently on coverage of CPAC. So disgusting and ridiculous.

    • @matthewbrown6497
      @matthewbrown6497 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Trump just endorsed Jesus as the Son of God. Although I have a feeling that if Trump ever read the bible... he'd have Jesus primaried.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@matthewbrown6497 If Trump was in the time of Jesus (and he was real), he'd definitely have been Pontius Pilate. Trump wouldn't have liked Jesus gettting more attention and being liked more than him.

    • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
      @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      💯 You know you messed up when an atheist condemns what you do.

  • @AlanaLewis007
    @AlanaLewis007 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Hasn't Hannity learned to keep his mouth shut yet In defense of trump What's he gonna do after trump Or is that a never ending story

  • @semperfidelification
    @semperfidelification หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    sean hannity is another one I can't wait to fade away like tucker as a national joke

    • @IntelligentArtefact
      @IntelligentArtefact หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All guilty of....
      Greed,
      Wrath,
      Lust,
      Envy,
      Gluttony, and
      Sloth

  • @nygm984
    @nygm984 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    Calling himself a Christian is like MTG calling herself a genius. I'd love to hear him quote just one passage from his "favorite" book. LOL

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      When asked he couldn’t submit “thou shall not steal.”

    • @daemoncan2364
      @daemoncan2364 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He knows the one about the two Corinthians....

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I remember when he was asked once, he said, "I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      trump is very Christian. In his own words, he likes both the New and Old Testaments equally. Even though he has no idea what they are about

    • @daunafuller9868
      @daunafuller9868 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@daemoncan2364No, he doesn’t actually know it. He was reading from a script when he tried to use that verse while speaking at Liberty University.

  • @mattwolfe70
    @mattwolfe70 หลายเดือนก่อน +371

    The difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump?
    Trump charges for his Kool Aid

    • @keltonscott734
      @keltonscott734 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      BINGO 🎯‼️

    • @keltonscott734
      @keltonscott734 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      BINGO 🎯

    • @bkzone8
      @bkzone8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And people still buy it... 😢

    • @Queenie-the-genie
      @Queenie-the-genie หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Brilliant!

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🧠💪

  • @morganbroadhead6943
    @morganbroadhead6943 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Disinformate" ... that's my new favorite verb!

  • @bobbauer7928
    @bobbauer7928 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how even in his commercial where he is clearly reading what he is saying, he can't help but stray from the script and adlib. The bit about how he has so many and it's his favorite book is classic Trump vamping.
    And that is what the base loves to hear.

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is?
    “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Royale… with cheese”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

    • @Kodakcompactdisc
      @Kodakcompactdisc หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Book no chance, movie maybe.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Kodakcompactdisc I'll give you $10 if you can make a joke out of "The Hildebrand Rarity". 🙂

    • @jinstinky501
      @jinstinky501 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Dr no means no. Lol

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      "Forrestraker"?

    • @annehurst2172
      @annehurst2172 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Love this!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    This would have been the perfect opportunity for Donald to share with the country his favourite Bible passage,

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Pretty confident it wouldn't be Matthew 7:15.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @apackofhoboes
      @apackofhoboes หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He'll get to it when he unveils his plan to redo Obamacare, which we are *still* waiting on.

    • @corinnemiles2129
      @corinnemiles2129 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably took the bibles from his hotel rooms like they keep in the night stand at expensive hotels and motels. Now he's selling them, I wouldn't doubt this as he's a grifter.

    • @MoonDirectedTarot
      @MoonDirectedTarot หลายเดือนก่อน

      well... since there is that stupid maga ad he probably would tell you it was, "In the beginning God made Trump" He probably has no idea what the first sentence of the Bible really is

  • @oneeyedphotographer
    @oneeyedphotographer 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Donald J Trump deserves a literary award for the creative use of the American Language.

  • @Stewiereeves1
    @Stewiereeves1 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    He'll be selling his messy nappies next....😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "The stuff you see on TV is fake poop. You can get genuine crap right hear with full DNA authentication"

    • @conniebabcock4045
      @conniebabcock4045 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Saddest thing there is that his stupid blind sleep will happily buy them. 💩💩💩💩

  • @michaelg3088
    @michaelg3088 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Dear Sean Hannity. The fact that you are still allowed on the air proves that this is still America.

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 หลายเดือนก่อน +772

    It's a darn shame that trump is much more effective at making us people all across the world gag, than gag orders are effective on trump! 😒

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      No 💩

    • @Maphisto86
      @Maphisto86 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      🤣 👍

    • @chynawov4879
      @chynawov4879 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Fr! 😂

    • @tytn9978
      @tytn9978 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clever observation! Just wish others would call out Trump for this Bible thing. Also, which translation is he selling? I am almost afraid to ask that question, because I've had Christian Fundamentalists over the years insist that there is only ONE TRUE Bible, and it always happens to be the one they are waving in the air with absolutely no comprehension of the various translations which often differ from the so-called King James translation!

    • @frankandstein8618
      @frankandstein8618 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It IS a darn shame, almost ironic.

  • @ewawajda4049
    @ewawajda4049 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yes! Make America Smart Again . 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

  • @jennieoh8543
    @jennieoh8543 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your opening statement!!!! Whoa, how did we get here....Strange times indeed. Go Seth!!!

  • @user-uw9eq8ez7x
    @user-uw9eq8ez7x หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Didn't Trump promise he was going to have a "great" healthcare plan to replace "Obamacare" when he ran the first time around? What happened with that? He had 4 years to do it, but it didn't happen, did it?

    • @tonywebert8326
      @tonywebert8326 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I thought the same thing. He won an election 8 years ago on "repeal and replace," "build her up," and "lock that wall." Had 4 years, couldn't do any of it

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It will be ready in about 2 weeks....

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

    • @Balletified
      @Balletified หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Life insurance surely?

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So many preconditions!

  • @sealyoness
    @sealyoness หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wound up digging out my old DVD of Paper Moon and watching it after I heard the news. At least Ryan O'neal knew which way to hold a Bible.

  • @robert-pj6so
    @robert-pj6so 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂 great episode, loaded with heaters, I had to go back a few times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Seth and the writers on this show couldn’t be a better match!

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that wasn't a match, it was a lighter
      couldn't resist

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    That book he sells contains federal documents with the religious text. A blatant violation of the separation of church and state.

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      THIS!!!

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Um, that’s not how that works.

    • @tonywebert8326
      @tonywebert8326 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@KingOfAllJackals r/Woooooosh

    • @JohnDavid-kc9kt
      @JohnDavid-kc9kt หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I HATE Trump and I'm sorry to say, this isn't how this works. It's really, really stupid and dishonest, but is not the government endorsing religion.

    • @blargy7283
      @blargy7283 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@JohnDavid-kc9kt it's more of a red flag that someone who wants to be in office thinks that the government should endorse specifically Christianity even though the US has no official religion.

  • @MoonDirectedTarot
    @MoonDirectedTarot หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    how did he not burst into flames holding the Bible? ⚡🔥🔥🔥

    • @paolovantassel1989
      @paolovantassel1989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I suspect because what he calls "the Bible" normal people call "the Necronomicon".

  • @user-dp4xw7ye1n
    @user-dp4xw7ye1n หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      in the seventies if you had long hair or talked about equal rights, rednecks in pickup trucks would fling empty beer bottles at you yelling, go back to Russia.

  • @lvckytyler694
    @lvckytyler694 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Greetings from Australia, spot on sound effects with the plunga mate 👌 reminds me of lumpy pillow guy's lumpy pillows. You keep this up you're gonna be huge!

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    He probably decided he doesn't trust autocorrect because no one spells better than him. 😂😂

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WIRK WHEN UOU USE ALL CAPS.

    • @Youngcamdadon
      @Youngcamdadon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard it does it on purpose - to appeal to the undereducated (aka morons).

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was my thought

  • @w8w8whatnow95
    @w8w8whatnow95 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Oh, we are praying! Praying like our democracy depends on it.

    • @qassandraable
      @qassandraable หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like preying.

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@qassandraableThat's Trump.

  • @lilsmart805
    @lilsmart805 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well done Seth!!!😂😂😂

  • @heidigone
    @heidigone 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Will that plunger work on toilets that are plugged with documents?

  • @raivanframpton5408
    @raivanframpton5408 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    I remember when someone called a person a Bible Salesman it meant they were a conman. Still fits!!

    • @irelandishsac13
      @irelandishsac13 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Truth😅

    • @MoneyGist
      @MoneyGist หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Literally came here for this comment!

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reminds me of Big Dan in O'Brother... oh and Big Dan is a member of the KKK, very fitting.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Always thought "Buden" and "Grest" was the capital of Hungary.

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @annehurst2172
      @annehurst2172 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol

    • @saar144
      @saar144 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Or as Trump would say, the capital of Turkey

    • @vegetablevoice
      @vegetablevoice หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "You and I remember Buden/Grest very differently."

  • @mharriedjr
    @mharriedjr หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    NO IM GOOD!!! The bouncing helps me think!!! LMAO i damn near choked

  • @goldie200172086
    @goldie200172086 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He has never read a flippen book....😂

  • @KPVFarmer
    @KPVFarmer หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    That Bible was ready to burst into flames!!!

  • @Nunya100
    @Nunya100 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    That female lawyer behind Trump gives off Phil Spector vibes 😂

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You are absolutely right.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sigmundblank7403
      @sigmundblank7403 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I thought Marcia Clark

    • @sewonchris735
      @sewonchris735 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sigmundblank7403Ditto!!

    • @davidshirkey1272
      @davidshirkey1272 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hey, what did Phil Spector ever do...no wait...never mind.

  • @flackstar007
    @flackstar007 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I will place my bets that "a solitary match" joke was a plant by Seth to be used in the 100 corrections when Seth took the time to point out the nice sweater and beard 😛
    After all he has been doing corrections long enough to know how to pull a fast one on us and it's awesome!
    PS: May the example you set be something that guides all forms of news (I say this knowing full well that some outlets must be sued first, lose many many dollars then will still lie with all they got).

  • @jonroesler8155
    @jonroesler8155 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Bill of Rights, yes. But NOT the other seventeen (17!) amendments, so not an entirely complete version of our Constitution. There are twenty-seven.

  • @queenvrook
    @queenvrook หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    The scorch marks proves he actually held them.

    • @annehurst2172
      @annehurst2172 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      So true - funny funny funny!

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Explains the marks on his hands.

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Oh that was recorded when he made the ad to sell bibles, the syphilis markes on his hand. Getting a taste of hell!

    • @anthonycarter8158
      @anthonycarter8158 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Scotch hell! Pills he either needs them or needs to get off them.

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Those are special editions because he handled them. Probably cost more.

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    He's never even opened a Bible. I didn't think he could go any lower but here we are.

    • @markmartindale7215
      @markmartindale7215 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And he will go even lower. I don't know how he'll do it but he will do it.

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought Trump didn't drink??? That Bible bit,...PRICELESS!🤣😂😅

  • @mlrdh
    @mlrdh 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I thought this was America!"...Randy Marsh, South Park. 😂

  • @fredlifsitz7411
    @fredlifsitz7411 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    trump doesn’t need the oval
    Office- just give the guy a toilet on Riker’s and a toy phone.

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🙏ASAP... Past his jail time.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the guy makes me want to puke.

    • @barbford2329
      @barbford2329 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @mariahiller
      @mariahiller 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      God willing

  • @8justintracy8
    @8justintracy8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    For a long time, Stephen Colbert was the best. We are now in the age of Seth.

    • @Shackleton71
      @Shackleton71 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Can’t even stand Colbert anymore actually

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Shackleton71 He's ready to be put out to pasture, he has no real desire to be witty or serious anymore

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@kaalagiri1044why are you watching?

    • @kaalagiri1044
      @kaalagiri1044 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@abc-bu7nr part of respecting freedom is to listen to opposite perspectives.. you dems should try to get out of echo chambers where you guys all circle bezerk each other

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I record both, they tell it like it is!

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The FBI should search MAG-A-Lardo again and see if they can find a bible.

  • @pokerpat6470
    @pokerpat6470 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    OK, but when he breaks the gag order - and he will. LOCK HIM UP!!!!

  • @paulyh4u1971
    @paulyh4u1971 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I want to see the outtakes of the Trump bible commercial.

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      How many do you think have him saying Buble?

    • @sallyjimenez8417
      @sallyjimenez8417 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How many times did he just burst in to flames?

    • @cryptidsntunes
      @cryptidsntunes หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@c3swiftI bet they had to mount a lightning rod at the studio before shooting

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cryptidsntunes seems legit... or maybe the one in the video is a hollowed out version for when he goes to prison.

  • @20thcenturybrix
    @20thcenturybrix หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Seth's disgruntled "Or don't." at the end of every Closer Look gives me life.

    • @Wado8oda
      @Wado8oda หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah. I stopped to read the comments just to see if you all were enjoying that part as much as I do!

    • @jldow1236
      @jldow1236 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      he filmed it during one of the Corrections episodes!

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's marketing genius. As much as I love Seth, I just don't have time in my day for a podcast. But this just forced bumped it to the top of my "will get to asap" list. God I wish I had more free time...

    • @simgem
      @simgem หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've already started saying it aloud with him!

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman95 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:17 Best joke of the night

  • @definitelynotskynet
    @definitelynotskynet 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was the best podcast commercial I’ve ever seen.

  • @kendalldad
    @kendalldad หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    There really is no bottom for Trump but thanks for making us laugh rather than cry!

    • @jimspittle1485
      @jimspittle1485 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @kendalldad , that's because he is the bottom 😮

    • @13699111
      @13699111 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or his supporters either

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait for it my dear.

    • @sto5655
      @sto5655 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Republicans when you go low, remember you CAN go lower

  • @svenvaltik5657
    @svenvaltik5657 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    "Pray and get educated..." has to be the most blatant oxymoron ever muttered...

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      _"I love the poorly educated! But I love education, too! I love it so much that I shut down 'Trump University' and paid a $25 million fraud settlement!"_

    • @BinaryHedgehog
      @BinaryHedgehog หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Right?!

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It ranks right up there with “American intelligence.” 😂😂😂 from 🌎

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jansilverthorn777 Along with "honest politician."

    • @RobertPilla
      @RobertPilla หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep!

  • @catgir5x
    @catgir5x 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SETH & THE WHOLE GANG!

  • @efenedick1305
    @efenedick1305 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Seth, that wasn't a match, that was a LIGHTER!! #Corrections

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    O.M.G. The Bible speech. I nearly wet myself laughing!

    • @mlrdh
      @mlrdh หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was honestly laughing out loud! Kept waiting for the lightning 😂

  • @carnyzack
    @carnyzack หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    CORRECTIONS: That's a BIC lighter, not a single match.

    • @mythodica
      @mythodica หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Damnit. You got to it before me. 🤣

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yep.

    • @stuartmacdonald4443
      @stuartmacdonald4443 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Jackals have entered the chat

    • @wncwaterfalls
      @wncwaterfalls หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@stuartmacdonald4443did they ever leave?

    • @jonlee6794
      @jonlee6794 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      and he tries to make a weed joke right after that.... what kinda self respecting stoner would misidentify a bic lighter?!

  • @baktru
    @baktru 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Buden-Grest. The capital of Hangry.

  • @justjustinin207
    @justjustinin207 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The pillow drop callback is the most Seth joke ever.

  • @donna_fun_collins
    @donna_fun_collins หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    When you slam the podcast cover down at the end, it should have the same sound effect as the plunger because it's SOLID GOLD

  • @birdsarecool6448
    @birdsarecool6448 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I had not heard about the bible sales. My husband told me about it a few minutes ago & I thought he was joking. Then I knew I had to watch A Closer Look!

  • @crastinaterpro
    @crastinaterpro 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is comedy gold.

  • @mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149
    @mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Poltergeist 's BIBLE 😮🤣😂👌👌👏🙌 great move