The Butterfield Diet Plan - The Peter Serafinowicz Show

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  • Looking for a new way to shed those pounds? As is so often the case, Brian Butterfield has the answer. Follow his step-by-step diet plan and be completely transformed. The results really are absolutely increbidle.
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  • @ClicheOriginals
    @ClicheOriginals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "W, double W" might be one of the funniest lines I've ever heard.

    • @carlf.2776
      @carlf.2776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "full-stop, C-O-M"

  • @stanley13579
    @stanley13579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Hoisin Crispy Owl was the volley, and Bonbonbonbons was the spike. I'm dead.

  • @wormswithteeth
    @wormswithteeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I do love a handful of bonbonbonbons.

  • @poppy6635
    @poppy6635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how he looks like he’s trying not to laugh when he says “Saturday is treat day”

    • @andrewpatrickallen9009
      @andrewpatrickallen9009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how, amidst eveything else, the candles are lit on the birthday cake

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i awoke thinking of the word: piza! nd larfing then johnny depp's court case took over my musings - without consent - and now i'm wide awake.. and cant get them out of head..... heeeeeeeeeeeeelp!! p.s is it some deep psychological revelation that i should find the word "piza" and "bonbonbonbons" amusing if spoken in that guys cod brian accent? i think that's too many bons.. n.b i would dig some facon, though. ahead of his time, there, old bri.

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Finally, someone else who spotted his pronunciation of "incredible".

    • @ajclarke9189
      @ajclarke9189 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did it again in the Butterfield Sports Restaurant ad. “Just listen to these increbidle toppings!” 🍕

  • @KrillLiberator
    @KrillLiberator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's still the "Call now!" over the stock 80s synth coda that does it for me.
    Hilarious sketch throughout, but he nailed the landing.

    • @georgezee5173
      @georgezee5173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's that plus the fact that the character is taking himself very seriously depiste being totally clueless. Comedy gold

  • @triggeredcat120
    @triggeredcat120 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The results have been increbible.”

  • @keithbarlow8415
    @keithbarlow8415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's increbidle.

  • @MrTim207
    @MrTim207 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I really wanted to love this diet plan but in the end it’s just too complicated and I ended up with room temperature water at dinner time.

    • @pwmusic1
      @pwmusic1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

  • @raaby7236
    @raaby7236 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dude would still have a show if he got picked up by Adult Swim.

  • @dirtboxdeviltoo
    @dirtboxdeviltoo 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Going to see Brian's seminar tonight in Glasgow. Taking some bonbonbonbon's for the interval.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sadly by the time midnight rolled around, I’d hardly touched my hoisin crispy owl.

  • @JohnKooz
    @JohnKooz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Deep appreciative laughs from me, Peter! This is top-notch humour!

  • @TheReviewedByMe
    @TheReviewedByMe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pasta pillows 😄 🤣

  • @joelpole80
    @joelpole80 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mystery meat and piza has me every time

  • @thebaysix
    @thebaysix ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes the 4 meals of the day: breakfast, lunch, dinner, and pudding

  • @NachosElectric
    @NachosElectric 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    During-dinner mints.

  • @Atlink
    @Atlink ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Two parts of this make me howl. First, the most convoluted way to give a URL is great, but then right afterward they cut to a 404 page. I nearly pissed myself the first time I watched this.

    • @victorleoncio1079
      @victorleoncio1079 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That part has me dying every time 😂😂😂

  • @shugaroony
    @shugaroony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Darth Maul has let himself go.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Palpatine: “NO MORE BONBONBONBONS!”

  • @rickysingh616
    @rickysingh616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2 people disliked this video because the diet didn't help

  • @2001DavidBowman
    @2001DavidBowman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:07 Tbf, Brian does appear to be a bit slimmer

  • @AsyrafFile
    @AsyrafFile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Butterfield Diet Plan is now on HD

  • @Fodi_be
    @Fodi_be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    [chord.wav] CALL NOW!

  • @klauswaugh
    @klauswaugh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    For anyone wondering about the background music, it's a piece of library music called Positive Feedback by Keith Mansfield
    th-cam.com/video/vh_dbXxBNzc/w-d-xo.html

  • @SweetTodd
    @SweetTodd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine doing just one week of this diet.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine the buffet at the wake...

    • @SweetTodd
      @SweetTodd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whoisavie a link would be 🔥

    • @aikighost
      @aikighost 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it would be increndenble 👍

  • @gotenks5633
    @gotenks5633 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Full stop

  • @mitchellmckayofmitcharbyst4667
    @mitchellmckayofmitcharbyst4667 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bonbonbonbons 1:22

  • @billul1
    @billul1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sucks that the official channel barely have any views

  • @beansbeanie163
    @beansbeanie163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It been 11 years

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t even want to know about garlic pudding

    • @3AMJH
      @3AMJH ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hummus.

  • @DerHerrMitR
    @DerHerrMitR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    PISUH

  • @carlossuzara6161
    @carlossuzara6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hoisin crispy owl

  • @christopherneale823
    @christopherneale823 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He missed out the hyphen, no wonder I couldn’t find the right website!

  • @mrch0pp3r14
    @mrch0pp3r14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Background music?

  • @beansbeanie163
    @beansbeanie163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deep fried owls are delicious

  • @JJONNYREPP
    @JJONNYREPP ปีที่แล้ว

    The Butterfield Diet Plan - The Peter Serafinowicz Show | Absolute Jokes 0919am 6.6.23 I'M ACTUALLY FOLLOWING THIS DIET NOW. it entails cheese and onion pie and snacks!!!!

  • @cocmedia1175
    @cocmedia1175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i dare anyone to try this diet

  • @heyguysinternet
    @heyguysinternet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pizzuh

  • @itsmebryangh0stboi277
    @itsmebryangh0stboi277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:12 Call now

  • @PhatInAHat
    @PhatInAHat ปีที่แล้ว

    What the heck are those "fluffy ruffs" meant to be? Cheese on toast?

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it just French toast?

  • @Giovanni-Learning-and-Stuff
    @Giovanni-Learning-and-Stuff ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was me, Brian Butterfield, six months ago, before starting my diet plan.
    But just look at me now. I feel like a new man. Thanks to the Butterfield Diet.
    The results have been, incredible.
    No, I’m here.
    Oh, sorry. The results have been increbidle.
    Okay, here’s your weekday plan.
    Breakfast: One cornflake, toasted, with low fat spread.
    Drink: Hot water.
    Lunch: Small raw potato, peeled. Salad: mini lettuce leaf.
    Drink: Room temperature water.
    Dinner: Square of low fat turkey breast. Baked bean in low fat tomato sauce. Broccoli shavings.
    Drink: Chill water.
    Pudding: Ice cubes and artificial sweetener.
    Follow this diet to the letter, every day.
    Then, at the weekend it’s time for a reward. Saturday is treat day. For 24 hours, you can literally eat anything.
    Pizza, birthday pie, pints o’ cream, pork cylinders, potato grids, artificial bacon, large Mac’s
    You name it.
    Sandwich casserole, chocolate quail’s eggs, garlic pudding, fluffy ruffs, Hoisin crispy owl, pasta pillows, bonbonbonbons, McFortune cookies.
    It’s up to you.
    Discount foie gras, egg ‘n’ ham slabs, during-dinner mints, mystery meat, quiches Lorraine, 20 cheese omelette.
    Anything goes.
    Just remember, you’ve only got 24 hours and not a second longer. Oh.
    Sunday is your rest day. Ohhh.
    These trousers are so loose, I think I may need to buy a new belt.
    The Butterfield Diet Plan. Order it exclusively online, at double-u, double double-u, full stop, butterfield diet, full stop, c o m. Call now.

  • @frankrtwiw
    @frankrtwiw ปีที่แล้ว

    Pizzer

  • @HPsauce1234
    @HPsauce1234 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a children's program. Just wrong. Needed to be mainstream. Hes still not done bad. Shame he went to the dark side.

  • @Volaths
    @Volaths 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember when Dead Parrot used to be about uploading good original content and not this garbage? I remember.

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Sounds like someone needs some Hoisin Crispy Owl.

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What exactly is wrong with uploading great comedy sketches from recent years for the convenience of everyone who'd want to watch it - they can still make original stuff as well y'know

    • @DrBagPhD
      @DrBagPhD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This content is outstanding.

    • @googelle7555
      @googelle7555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have some bonbonbonbons, dear.

    • @chimpinaneckbrace
      @chimpinaneckbrace ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like someone is cranky because he didn’t get a Birthday Pie.