Jane: Okay guys, we have to build a rocket. Now the trick is to- Mike: More speed! Jane: Okay, well make sure it's symm- Mike: More engine! Jane: Andy, could you calm him down? Andy: Could we put a pirate flag on our spaceship?
Andy: "What you've done there Mike, is you've murdered a family." Mike: "Not for the first time...." ... "In VIDEO GAMES!" Sure thing Mike, sure thing.
Patient science Jane is my favorite. Can't wait until she turns into exasperated science Jane. I can't imagine it's going to take long. Edit: It took approximately 11 minutes.
"I hear space is very forgiving" Actually I heard that space is "Much like Godzilla, big beautiful and indifferent to human life. It doesn't want to kill you but it will"
"If I was in that cold war, I'd have won the cold war" And we all live in a safer world, thanks to the fact that Jane was too young to have achieved nuclear fission by the time the Berlin wall fell.
Watching this as an senior aerospace engineering student was a trip. 😂 I love the enthusiasm, but Mike’s non aerodynamic needle slapped on bomb was quite a thing to behold! Love watching you guys! I’ve been a fan for a few years now keep up the good work.
"You come here for space and explosions." I love how Jane just blatantly acknowledges the fact that things are definitely going to blow up in this video. No false confidence (*cough* Mike and Andy *cough*), no uncertainty, just telling it like it is. There will be failed explosions, and we're all gonna love watching it :)
Jane Vs Mike?! You made a Kerbal space programme challenge and put Jane against Mike? That's like doing a cities skylines challenge and pitting an actual city planner against someone who kind of knows what Lego is! ... and really likes explosions!
Jane royally screwed up with the stages, coupling, aerodynamics, fueling, and only accidentally didn't kill anyone only because one of the modules she randomly attached to the rocket turned out to be a decent chute. Nope, they both equally dumb in designing rockets, but at least one of them is good at designing things that fly far, fly fast, and go boom. That's half of a rocket scientist already!
“It can be reused as confetti at a wedding!”... Yes Mike, it can, but only if you want to fatally injure the bride and groom by pelting them with shards of sharp metal... Oh you do?! Okay then... please remind me not to invite you to my wedding.
-adds eight couplings to one already in place- Jane: You've got seven couplings now... Mike: That's what a mathematician *WOULD* say! Never change, OxBox, never change.
Jane: "I think you've just made a stick of dynamite." Is it just me, or is that just... absolutely perfect. I mean, this IS Mike we're talking about. XD
That is true, and in al honesty he did not do that bad, as he made it to space easily enough. A little more DeltaV and the crew would have survived.... been stuck in an orbit around the sun... but alive.
Someone Please mod the Kerbals on the pc so you can use missiles on a Pontiac Firebird... Oh, it`s done already. Please mod Sims 4(?) so that you can have link murdering people... Oh it`s done already on pc.... Both years ago. You can`t do anything on ÖXBÖX playing 5yr old game without even a mouse.
Mike’s “rocket” actually was successful- that’s exactly what is supposed to happen when a demolitions expert makes a rocket. Good job Mike! Also, Jane’s backseat spaceship making was hilarious.
*David Attenborough voice* The Kerbalicus Explodicus is perhaps better known as the Kerbal is a marvel of evolution... In that it ever evolved at all, a close relative of the Lemming and the Raving Rabbit, the Kerbal continues its assent to the stars... 🤓
You don't understand, my partner plays KSP a lot and due entirely to this channel, every time he launches a spaceship he makes that quote. Every time. He can't control it anymore.
I think Mike is the most earnest person of us all....who doesn't just want to build a stick of dynamite to launch into space..its important to pursue the things in life that make you happy :)
Andy: What you've done there is murder a family. Mike: Not for the first time! Me: oh... And I thought Jane was the scary one. Tim Curry: SPAAAAACE!!! From the Distance: I'm in space!
I do not play a lot of the games that OxBox plays, but I do have 700+ hours logged on KSP. I now know how experienced Overwatch players feel watching the Halloween specials.
I'm Just imagining Mike , Andy and Jane all as Kerbals and getting launched into space (kinda) in a highly explosive tin can with a 0.0001 % chance of survival and a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of actually landing on the moon .
Mike - "go on then JANE, with your degrees in this sort of thing" Jane - "I just did the tutorial...?" Andy - *[just wetting himself in the background like we would be doing too]*
Omg I remember playing this on the PC. I tried building a Gundam, and instead of it being a giant robot of destruction, it just sorta stood there then blew up spectacularly. It was an amazing explosion.
Everybody get up it's time to die now We got a real explosion goin' down Welcome to the Spacejammmer Here's your chance, wet your pants in the Spacejammmer Alright
Yeah Nasa did that once, called it STS-51-L, did not pan out that well. There were inquiries and such things, nothing you'd want... Just go for the good old hedge.
This was one of the funniest OXBox videos. I laughed so many times. Andy's snide comments in the corner while not even touching the controls was OXBox gold. All I can say about Mike's poor Kerbals is that I hope the surviving Kerman family placed a nice "orbit-uary" in the paper to memorialize them.
I'd like to mock what's happening here, but Kerbal Space Program is one of the hardest games I've ever played. As a fellow non-rocket scientist I've killed off so many Kerbals that in my game they've gone endangered.
"Pull 'er up! Pull 'er up! Pull 'er up!" Meanwhile Matt, Carol, and Newmann Kerman of the Florida Kerman's, now sadly the only branch remaining of the Kerman clan, sit there, steely eyed, wondering how they ended up working for a very beautiful evil scientist...oh yeah, very beautiful.
Fun fact: Mikes play through was actually the original inspiration for David Bowie's Space Oddity. (They had to change it form Major Kerman to Major Tom so it would scan better)
As the child of a systems engineer/physicist/applied scientist/poly-math and as one who grew up in Florida during the heyday of the Space Shuttle, the pain of watching Mike is seriously palpable.
my advice to those who want their kerbals to come back safely, heat shields. None of you used them and Jane's crew came very close to death because of it. Also manually re-order the stages to they do things in the order you desire. Now using this knowledge, get to the Mun! I make good ships but I cant pilot worth anything so I want to see you do what I cannot. Good Luck!
I live in Florida, I used to be awakened by the sonic boom of the shuttle coming back from missions. I am sure Mikes re-entry would have not woken me at all.
For future reference, you need to make sure that your stages are in the right order (set stages) and fuel reserves can link if they are touching each other - you must not have placed the engines on the decouplers.
For some odd reason, this video reminds me of The Simpsons episode "She of Little Faith," where Homer and Bart have the hamster Nibbles pilot their model rocket, and Nibbles has to bail out before the rocket loses control and crashes into the church. I wonder why....
Mike's Astronauts went _much_ further. All the way to the afterlife.
GhengisJohn And it only took 5 hours! Great people
Jane: Okay guys, we have to build a rocket. Now the trick is to-
Mike: More speed!
Jane: Okay, well make sure it's symm-
Mike: More engine!
Jane: Andy, could you calm him down?
Andy: Could we put a pirate flag on our spaceship?
Mike turned into Tim The Toolman Taylor...
MORE ENGINE, UHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHH
Gold
Hellwyck
Commence simian grunting
RAW-HAW-HAW!!
Jane's tone when she gave up trying to talk sense into Mike absolutely made my day. XD
Andy: And a cowboy hat?
Andy: "What you've done there Mike, is you've murdered a family."
Mike: "Not for the first time...." ... "In VIDEO GAMES!"
Sure thing Mike, sure thing.
It's more humane to murder entire families, leaving widows and orphans is just cruel.
"We can't stop you from doing that but we really should" - Kerbal safety team
On one hand, Mike's kerbals went way higher. On the other hand, Jane's kerbals came back.
Nah, they came back. Just years later, and yeah, they exploded on re-entry, but they _basically_ came back. eventually.
Technically Mike's Kerbals came back too, just not in one piece ^^
Tis the beauty of KSP
Rippertear no, they came back a day later.
I'm still amazed they managed to play it not using a mouse and keyboard!
Mike's launch...first time a flight report has ever read "separation of stage 2 confirmed"...promptly followed by "liftoff"
First time? To quote Scott Manley "Check Yo Staging!"
Jane's protest at the beginning about her physics degree meaning nothing then wearily criticising the non-physicists gives me life.
Patient science Jane is my favorite. Can't wait until she turns into exasperated science Jane. I can't imagine it's going to take long.
Edit: It took approximately 11 minutes.
Jane, you put people into space and brought them home. That’s the definition of a success. Mike, you’re a monster.
JKM395 No, Mike got the high score!
Asheton Vlist-Madigan Sigh.
"I hear space is very forgiving"
Actually I heard that space is "Much like Godzilla, big beautiful and indifferent to human life. It doesn't want to kill you but it will"
"If I was in that cold war, I'd have won the cold war"
And we all live in a safer world, thanks to the fact that Jane was too young to have achieved nuclear fission by the time the Berlin wall fell.
Sean Rea At least we would have witnessed someone actually escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
Watching this as an senior aerospace engineering student was a trip. 😂
I love the enthusiasm, but Mike’s non aerodynamic needle slapped on bomb was quite a thing to behold!
Love watching you guys! I’ve been a fan for a few years now keep up the good work.
Well, you know what they say. "Any landing you walk away from... is not the landing of a ship designed by Mike."
This whole video was:
Mike: LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY
Jane: Mike no pls
"You come here for space and explosions." I love how Jane just blatantly acknowledges the fact that things are definitely going to blow up in this video. No false confidence (*cough* Mike and Andy *cough*), no uncertainty, just telling it like it is. There will be failed explosions, and we're all gonna love watching it :)
I for one, will accept Jane as our overlord
A physicist and demolitions expert walk into a bar...
Oh, and Mike is there too!
Jane Vs Mike?! You made a Kerbal space programme challenge and put Jane against Mike? That's like doing a cities skylines challenge and pitting an actual city planner against someone who kind of knows what Lego is!
... and really likes explosions!
Joomes Shistie That's what makes it so entertaining! XD
Jane royally screwed up with the stages, coupling, aerodynamics, fueling, and only accidentally didn't kill anyone only because one of the modules she randomly attached to the rocket turned out to be a decent chute. Nope, they both equally dumb in designing rockets, but at least one of them is good at designing things that fly far, fly fast, and go boom. That's half of a rocket scientist already!
Engie Cat Jane was obviously just making it a fair competition!
"Watch them die, Mike" I love it when Andy acts like a parent.
Andy: "What you've doe there, Mike, is you've murdered a family". And there's the back of the t-shirt.
“It can be reused as confetti at a wedding!”... Yes Mike, it can, but only if you want to fatally injure the bride and groom by pelting them with shards of sharp metal... Oh you do?! Okay then... please remind me not to invite you to my wedding.
-adds eight couplings to one already in place-
Jane: You've got seven couplings now...
Mike: That's what a mathematician *WOULD* say!
Never change, OxBox, never change.
Jane: "I think you've just made a stick of dynamite."
Is it just me, or is that just... absolutely perfect. I mean, this IS Mike we're talking about. XD
As an avid KSP player, this both hurts and amuses me... mostly amuses.
Adam Kellam same!
We were all Mike at one point.
It hurts me so much.
That is true, and in al honesty he did not do that bad, as he made it to space easily enough. A little more DeltaV and the crew would have survived.... been stuck in an orbit around the sun... but alive.
"3..2..1"" We have ignition" "Ignite! Oh Nooo! Ignite!" lol best intro to an Outsidexbox video
Someone please mod the Kerbals into the Sims 4 so Jane can kill them in two different games.
Someone Please mod the Kerbals on the pc so you can use missiles on a Pontiac Firebird... Oh, it`s done already. Please mod Sims 4(?) so that you can have link murdering people... Oh it`s done already on pc.... Both years ago. You can`t do anything on ÖXBÖX playing 5yr old game without even a mouse.
I quite like the idea of sending a sim to space only to have 3 Kerbals return to earth and take up residence in your home.
@@thewanderinggamer2410 Yeah, but if they'd been Sims, Jane would have drowned them in a swimming pool while in orbit.
I see that "Jane's world conquest simulator" is finally available.
Kerbal Space Program is one of the greatest games of all time. So glad you guys are playing. Also, always "Check Yo Staging!"
We don't need no stinkin' parachutes!
Yeah, Jane's didn't get very far because only one set of rockets actually fired.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Plus she didn't actually use a decoupler, it was a docking hatch. There was no cones on the external engines nor decouplers.....
Mike’s “rocket” actually was successful- that’s exactly what is supposed to happen when a demolitions expert makes a rocket. Good job Mike! Also, Jane’s backseat spaceship making was hilarious.
Please Jane, Mike is a PROFESSIONAL explosion enthusiast.
He doesn't get paid so no he's not.
Jane's pretty much been half an astronaut so of course she had to win
*David Attenborough voice*
The Kerbalicus Explodicus is perhaps better known as the Kerbal is a marvel of evolution... In that it ever evolved at all, a close relative of the Lemming and the Raving Rabbit, the Kerbal continues its assent to the stars... 🤓
Looks like Oxbox is finally escaping to the one place not corrupted by capitalism!
SPACE!!!!!!!
ticfortea yeah more like adventuring in the name of science and explosions
SpaceX is in space
You don't understand, my partner plays KSP a lot and due entirely to this channel, every time he launches a spaceship he makes that quote. Every time. He can't control it anymore.
DallyDaydream 😂 I feel for you
I think Mike is the most earnest person of us all....who doesn't just want to build a stick of dynamite to launch into space..its important to pursue the things in life that make you happy :)
Andy: What you've done there is murder a family.
Mike: Not for the first time!
Me: oh... And I thought Jane was the scary one.
Tim Curry: SPAAAAACE!!!
From the Distance: I'm in space!
What is this? A crossover episode?
I do not play a lot of the games that OxBox plays, but I do have 700+ hours logged on KSP. I now know how experienced Overwatch players feel watching the Halloween specials.
Johnathan Powell Ikr, 1000+ hours myself. That was painful to watch.
Still love these guys though. :)
As someone who has played KSP this is how everyone starts their first game of KSP.
Question: what does the "stupidity" stat that the Kerbals have actually do?
Mar Hawkman after years of playing KSP I can say, with 100% confidence, that I have no fucking idea.
First...Second...Sixteenth...
The thing I like about this game is that it is possible to build a giant spaceship but you have to ship the parts into orbit to assemble it there
“Mike’s an ametuer explosion enthusiast”
I believe the chef exclusive target speaks otherwise!
What else is better than being stressed AF and then see that Oxbox uploaded a video?
Wow, never heard Jane so mad before! Sounded like she was ready to kick Mike below his asteroid belt lol
In the words of the most wisest of wise, Scott Manley: "Check yo' stagin'"
I say we ask the Kerbals who they think won...
I'm Just imagining Mike , Andy and Jane all as Kerbals and getting launched into space (kinda) in a highly explosive tin can with a 0.0001 % chance of survival and a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of actually landing on the moon .
Mike: "It can be reused as confetti at a wedding."
More like Confetti at a Funeral.
R.I.P. Kerman family
Brian Not quite sure what funerals you've been attending.
They WERE the Confetti so Confetti at a funeral.
This is how funerals reproduce.
2 Rules: Check your staging and moar boosters.
What a Manley thing to say.
"Let me take you to my vehicle assembly building"
Jane, January 31, 2018
Best innuendo I've heard all day
Mike - "go on then JANE, with your degrees in this sort of thing"
Jane - "I just did the tutorial...?"
Andy - *[just wetting himself in the background like we would be doing too]*
"an amateur explosion enthusiast, and he's looked at a lot of rockets." mikes cv is way more interesting than mine
Omg I remember playing this on the PC. I tried building a Gundam, and instead of it being a giant robot of destruction, it just sorta stood there then blew up spectacularly. It was an amazing explosion.
I don't think that pointing rocket upwards and launching it counts as "orbit". Fun to watch tho.
Pretty much what the US and USSR did with their first launches.
@@toymachine4253 they went to space not in orbit those are two different things
Everybody get up it's time to die now
We got a real explosion goin' down
Welcome to the Spacejammmer
Here's your chance, wet your pants in the Spacejammmer
Alright
Wave your hands in the air, it's screaming time
We got a scary part coming now, get ready for the spacejammer
*explodes*
I thought the whole point was to build a really dangerous spaceship, load all your enemies into it and watch it blow up with a box of popcorn?
Lol
Yeah Nasa did that once, called it STS-51-L, did not pan out that well. There were inquiries and such things, nothing you'd want... Just go for the good old hedge.
Wasn't that the plot of a Transformers movie?
Caitlin RC you could even make it rain popcorn after the explosion
Nicholas Cross Those movies don’t care about plot. Especially between movies
I love how much Jane sounds like she wants to throttle Mike
Jane wins because her spaceballs lived to tell the tale.
Please more Jane building space ships!
rockets
volatile chemicals
essentially, this is Mike's heaven
This was one of the funniest OXBox videos. I laughed so many times. Andy's snide comments in the corner while not even touching the controls was OXBox gold. All I can say about Mike's poor Kerbals is that I hope the surviving Kerman family placed a nice "orbit-uary" in the paper to memorialize them.
If you're going to head into space, you're going to need to have Kerbals.
I love how Jane pretends to not know how to get a rocket into space, even though she has launched multiple orbital death lasers
I'd like to mock what's happening here, but Kerbal Space Program is one of the hardest games I've ever played. As a fellow non-rocket scientist I've killed off so many Kerbals that in my game they've gone endangered.
I always revert flight, can't let them die XD
I mean, the astronout training centre specifies that there "are a seemingly infinite number"
Mike 6:09 “I wanna see this thing go up” (whispers to himself) “In flames!” *evil laugh*
Obligitory "I’m escaping to the one place not corrupted by capitalism... SPAAAAAAAAAACE!" post
Max Littlewood obligatory “actually it’s I’m escaping to the one place not corrupted by capitalism... SPAAAAAAAAAACE!” correction comment
Fish Fish obligatory oops sorry time to go back and edit my comment thanks
16:41 rookie mistake:always check your staging
Kerbals look like the illegitimate children of Minions and Invader Zim
The Kermans looks exactly how i imagine the gang feel, Mike as the pilot just loving it and Jane and Andy just "we are going to die"
Okay, in all seriousness, and even for you guys, I haven't laughed at anything as much as this video in a REALLY long time. Thanks. I needed that.
"Pull 'er up! Pull 'er up! Pull 'er up!" Meanwhile Matt, Carol, and Newmann Kerman of the Florida Kerman's, now sadly the only branch remaining of the Kerman clan, sit there, steely eyed, wondering how they ended up working for a very beautiful evil scientist...oh yeah, very beautiful.
The looks on the faces of the kerbals during Jane´s flight say more than a thousand words.
I haven't even watched that to the end yet but I've already nearly died of laughter. Guys, you are the best. RIP Kerman family
Loved it!!! Please make more of these. it is one of my favorite games.
Fun fact: Mikes play through was actually the original inspiration for David Bowie's Space Oddity. (They had to change it form Major Kerman to Major Tom so it would scan better)
Looks like this game's my cup of tea. I'd love to see more KSP videos from you guys!
I want a degree as Amateur Explosion Enthusiast!!!
Mike, what college did you go to?
*Andy hums Sunrise part of Also Sprach Zarathustra, forgets to go "WOOOOOO!"
Mike was that kid in school whose model rocket project had lighter fluid in it wasn't he...
As the child of a systems engineer/physicist/applied scientist/poly-math and as one who grew up in Florida during the heyday of the Space Shuttle, the pain of watching Mike is seriously palpable.
17:12😂 classic outside Xbox!
I am simultaneously ashamed and proud that I recognized the Tim Curry space program reference.
Mike got distance... Jane got safety rating... MIKE WINS!
Reentry effects start. Mike: it all looks good.
No mike not good
Mike seemed to find steering Jane's spaceship very canard.
I like how following Mike's Xbox account gave me a hint into what today's video would be
Mike, there's only one thing that will make your spaceship better: more rockets
Spacejammer? You got Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny on that rocket?
my advice to those who want their kerbals to come back safely, heat shields. None of you used them and Jane's crew came very close to death because of it. Also manually re-order the stages to they do things in the order you desire. Now using this knowledge, get to the Mun! I make good ships but I cant pilot worth anything so I want to see you do what I cannot. Good Luck!
I live in Florida, I used to be awakened by the sonic boom of the shuttle coming back from missions. I am sure Mikes re-entry would have not woken me at all.
"What you've done there, Mike, is you've murdered a family" is one of my favorite Oxbox quotes.
For future reference, you need to make sure that your stages are in the right order (set stages) and fuel reserves can link if they are touching each other - you must not have placed the engines on the decouplers.
For some odd reason, this video reminds me of The Simpsons episode "She of Little Faith," where Homer and Bart have the hamster Nibbles pilot their model rocket, and Nibbles has to bail out before the rocket loses control and crashes into the church. I wonder why....
Do more of this game! I laughed my ass off!
I'm pretty sure some bits of Mike's crew made it back to space.
Andy: what you did there is murder a family. Mike: Not the first time (short pause) in video games. Were you checking to see if the bodies were found.
When scientist Jane is supervising demolition enthusiast Mike...well, you can just hear the frustration in her voice
To quote Scott Manley; "Check yo stage'n"
Nice one. Particularly Jane bringing her rocket and minions back despite her best efforts.
Astromike sounds like mike's space enthusiast doppelganger
So that was effectively a HALO jump for Jane's Kerbals? Impressive. Most impressive.
I hope Jane's all right, she sounded pained at times with all the Mike-science happening
Jane: "I have played the tutorial" (Jane says as she puts a docking module instead of a decoupler under the command module)
Think Mike is using the Michael Bay handbook for rocket building