Potato Luna HELL YES. The amount of shit on Wattpad is shocking. I used to use Wattpad, but I moved to ao3 and now they actually know how to use grammar
Just so you don’t forget these things about James Marriott: 1. He is trilingual 2. He owns 7 guitars 3. He had his first kiss when he was 9 4. He has a degree 5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian 6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks 7. He has a girlfriend 8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says) 9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says) 10. He loves the poor (so he says) 11. His dad is better looking than him 12. James is 6 ft 4 13. He got a new apartment Edit: YO WTF THIS BLEW UP A BIT INIT😂. Thanks for the likes
Things you may not know about James: - He is trilingual - He has a girlfriend - He plays guitar - He has an online boyfriend - He loves Boris - He is trilingual **Edit** He's ThiCC Continue as you see fit
The eboys: James: •is trilingual •plays guitar •owns 7 guitars •claims he isn't a Tory •claims he loves the poor •is trilingual •loves nikocado avocado •and his only fans •is trilingual... •speaks three languages.... •is trilingual •writes music Alex: •likes pink •likes to shout •is in love with James Charles •likes the idea of Christians being called stans •isnt bi because that doesn't excist obviously •loves Olivia Duffin because she speaks the wise words •likes pink •has a weird laugh •likes to drink a gallon of that sweet bath water every few hours George: •likes to hide his face •likes to eat cloth •loves bandanas •hes little •likes to eat cloth •loves KSI •likes to eat cloth •has some beautiful eye balls 👁️👁️ •LOVES princesses Will: •NE •LOVES nikocado Avocados only fans •likes to try and expose George •likes to jump out of his chair and run around •has a square head •loves dressing up as random things •like deflated dinosaurs •RIGHT ELLO •loves airline passengers •loves belle Delphine •loves Tik tok •is the kazzah •has a square head •likes to run .... •... Out of his chair •loves belle Delphine
1:39 the ph-Ha-ntom menace 2:04 attack of the Ha 2:17 revenge of the Ha 2:34 a new Ha 3:29 the Ha strikes back 4:49 return of the Ha 5:20 the Ha awakens 6:47 the last Ha 10:10 the rise of Ha
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that George didn’t reveal his face? He was supposed to because the Eboys reached 800k by the end of last week and Will said George would if they did reach 800k
@@kami_kami11 man said the only reason he likes the weekend is cause 2 groups of youtubers make like a 20 minute video each that's sad did I really have to explain myself? 😂😂
Yeah, just hope they don't become like others have.. money ruins it. But if they can have genuine fun and get money off it then that's awesome, you know what I mean?
Ffs i read the comments about Alex laughing like ”HA!” and tried to continue watching the video but it was extremely painful bc the ”HA!”s were all my brain heard and focused on :)
George: Laughs normally
Will: Laughs normally
James: Laughs normally
Alex: HAAAAAAA
George doesn’t laugh normally
HAAAAAH
Alex was a bit much this video
@@lewisparrott8381 he was having fun
He was high
hate my laugh can we imallexx to the back of the shed
petition for you and the eboys to write fanfics about each other
also bring back beans 2020
no
yes
how is there 27 likes lmao I scrolled down far enough for this
Conlan Storms dude i agree
No one:
James: *I step over the homeless people as I leave the opera*
underrated
Bruce Wayne origin story
Eat 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 cereal 👏🏻
eat cereal
overused format
George: czar
Alex: czar
Will: K A Z A A R
James: I'm trinlingual
Inabber: lonely
@Generic Name inabber said it was true
MrAkaRogue th-cam.com/video/6heeuv9Mytk/w-d-xo.html
It’s more like
James: Tsar
George: Tsar
Will:Czar
Tsar jk jk
"I hate this job, I hate this place. Most of all I hate ThE gAyS"
- James Marriott
wow cant believe he said that cancel him now!
@@blastixart6205 haha. Wait in seriousness or not?
@@mj7801 nah its satire but there are people like that
@@blastixart6205 Ya I know there are that's why I was checking. Lol sorry dude.
Blastix Art yeah ❤️ james cancelled
Of course James opens with telling everyone he's in his new apartment.
Just to put the poor in their place ✊
Does he have any new guitars?
This is my most favourite eboys video
@@NathanDodsworth the green screen one was so good aswell
No one cares~imalexxx
Alex's red eyes make him look high, but he's actually kinda short.
This took me a second
Yes
Gummi Latte yes me too
Lmao lmao
Shush
James: "I'm gonna have to go for child poverty"
Alex: *YES!!!!!!!*
Something funny happens
Eboys: laughs
ImAlexx: breaks my eardrums
and i love it
And it’s perfect
HA
Wait how is it 5 years ago?
@@Bel4711 it's cause of their name; if you click their icon you can tell
Nobody:
Alex after every card: *HA!*
Somehow, you bet me to it.
And I beat you to it
10:09
My sister saw James and asked “Is that Jack Black?” What do I say??
I can't unsee it
*Yes*
Say yes
Yes a slightly chiller, slightly thinner and younger version of Jack Black indeed. Probably not quite as good a guitar player as JB though.
Yes
I love that in every thumbnail they are all laughing hysterically, then there's just George staring blankly at whatever they shove in the image.
James: says anything at all
The (other) eboys: SHUT UP, shut up shuuuuut up
You mean
James: says nothing at all
Eboys: JAMES
"No one cares no one cares nobody cares " -imallexx when James was talking 😂
#BRINGBEANSBACK2020
Black card: this TH-cam video is..
White card:getting demonetised
My white card was "the modern day holocaust"
9:51 ive never laughed so hard at George’s little Dino arms clapping
Xx_dobbybruh_xX X omg bahahahahahhah
PAHAHHA WAIT WTF HAPPENED THERE😂😂
Imagine being held in an embrace by those huge muscles
poopman69 - Professional memeulous simp id be scared id be crushed😂
kenzie strange With those giant arms, you never know.
James's Of Mice and Men reference was not wasted on me.
what was it?
@@alissabutterworth3826 that's the Lenny of dinosaurs
*I understood that reference*
Gsce English coming in handy for once
Someone pulled out their year nine English skills
a concept: the eboys writing and reacting to fanfics about themselves
oh my gosh YES PLS
YES!!
Only bad Wattpad fics
Potato Luna HELL YES. The amount of shit on Wattpad is shocking. I used to use Wattpad, but I moved to ao3 and now they actually know how to use grammar
oh god i said the same thing but i agree. they should pick names out a hat. itd be so funny
“Trilingual” should have been a card
Trilingual could have been an answer for every card I stg
It would've fallen flat
Everyone: hoping that George shows his face...
Eboys:
They said 1m I think
Nah he should never show it it’s to big of a meme and stuff
Fizzmund he said 800k last episode and they hit it
george harper oh
Fizzmund they said 800k
"I'm ggayy" is the perfect PF name for Alex.
When you’re so early James hasn’t mentioned he’s trilingual yet
He can also play the guitar
he also has a girlfriend
#BRINGBEANSBACK2020
1:48 Will not wearing a hat is such negative visual ASMR
Thank you Drowning Days, very cool.
@@kjoter Just doing our service for the community
@@DrowningDays shush
Hair reveal.
@@outtheway27 NEVER!!
George, James or will: Reads quite funny card
Alex: HAAAA
Jesus called. He’s back, and he’s bringing an onlyfans
Lewis Betts 😳
Jesus called Apparently he’s back he’s bringing an lony fans account
This is true my children, and for 5.99 a month then you can see my super holy pics
Jesus Christ he’s here!!!
What’s an onlyfans
I don't get why they didn't include the card with george's full name when 3 seconds later they released that it is george longcock
i know im a month late but its pretty obvious, if they gave out his middle name people could make voodoo dolls of him
@@frelted6744 and
WHEWAY GAMING well nobody likes having voodoo dolls of them
@@frelted6744 why not
@@cwheway1290 can be painful
This isn’t what we asked for but it’s definitely what we needed
Can we all just admire Alex’s laugh he has taken years to perfecting it
Being a rat on your mates does tend to make ones voice higher
@@chopper-unofficial4935 being a dick doesn't make yours any bigger lad
Ricky Tilford *cries in Inabber and slazo*
Isabelle I didn’t even reply to you?
Diet Coke _ lmao why are you here if you don’t like him
i can’t stop laughing at james reaction when alexx said “whys my phone number in here” 7:26
No one:
Imalexx: AAAAH *after every card shown
He was high
This is just 17 minutes of Alex screaming “HWA”
Take a shot every time Alex screams “HWA”
69th like ✌️
@@ruby-xf3of I'd be dead don't really want to play a game that guarantees death
Damn you for pointing that out to me
will’s deflated dinosaur suit is how i feel *every day.*
Don’t worry that’s how Alex feels too
Haha funny depressed joke
Nobody:
No one:
Not even the eboys:
Alex: “HAAA!”
NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH
@@cobaltis NOT LAUGH DIDN'T FUNNY
@@horse_stan6007 LAUGH NOT FUNNY DIDN'T
@@cobaltis DIDNT NOT FUNNY LAUGH
@@horse_stan6007 NOT DIDN'T LAUGH FUNNY
james: i’m gonna have to go with child poverty
alex: YES
i laughed way too hard thinking of that out of context
I love how Alex's name is just "imGgayy"
I mean bisexuals don’t exist and he’s not straight so he has to be gay 😂
@@indiana27 ok
Princess Unicorn please be joking
@@cassssiiopeiia it's a reference to one of his videos
It’s also the name of his go to Spotify playlist
Whose still shook to find out James is 6’4”
WAIT
W H A T
Grace Anne I thought he was 5.10 ft
absolute unit mate
still shocks me everytime i hear it
Alex Belshaw 😂
alex screaming “HA”, a saga:
1:39
2:04
2:17
2:34
3:29
4:49
5:20
6:47
10:10
Joanna omg-
Joanna come on, that's mean
IT GETS MORE AGGRESSIVE EVERY TIME
@Joanna you are one fucked up individual!!!!
@Joanna it's usually down to a lot of amniotic fluid. Do you know anything or are you just trying to be a hateful person?
Will, James and George: hahahahaha
Alex: HA
hes gay it's a side effect
sabrika LMAO
I like how alex does an accent while reading his cards
egg with 214 subscribers 215*
That was great but you should use the whole screen on you vids
Same
You have 217 lol
219
Just so you don’t forget these things about James Marriott:
1. He is trilingual
2. He owns 7 guitars
3. He had his first kiss when he was 9
4. He has a degree
5. He is one 16th indigenous Canadian
6. He has hazel eyes with gold flecks
7. He has a girlfriend
8. He didn’t vote for Brexit (so he says)
9. He isn’t a Tory (so he says)
10. He loves the poor (so he says)
11. His dad is better looking than him
12. James is 6 ft 4
13. He got a new apartment
Edit: YO WTF THIS BLEW UP A BIT INIT😂. Thanks for the likes
Again?
He was a prefect
You missed 13. He hates the north
He has a new apartment
13. He moved into a new apartment
10:31 george's giggle is the purest sound in the world pls 🤲
nobody:
literally not a soul:
alex: aHA
😂😂 omg
george: hahaaaaguaguwagau
music to my ears
the joy in my life
Things you may not know about James:
- He is trilingual
- He has a girlfriend
- He plays guitar
- He has an online boyfriend
- He loves Boris
- He is trilingual
**Edit** He's ThiCC
Continue as you see fit
His eyes are hazel with gold flecks.
- He’s currently in his new apartment
Also hes triliungual
And he’s also 6’4
he hates the poor
James: puts his card
Will: reads it
James: errupts into an immense amount of laughter
why is nobody talking about the fact alex is BLASTED
Dude needs a compressor.
😂 imagine being high though and processing all of this audio information 😂😂
I woulda been smoking on video 😳🌫
@@alldor4902 💨💨💨
He's always high what are you on about
James: I'm here with the other eboys
Louis: *sad Louis noises*
Nobody:
Alex in after every card: HA
no one:
alex laughing at absolutely everything: *aHAAAA*
The eboys:
James:
•is trilingual
•plays guitar
•owns 7 guitars
•claims he isn't a Tory
•claims he loves the poor
•is trilingual
•loves nikocado avocado
•and his only fans
•is trilingual...
•speaks three languages....
•is trilingual
•writes music
Alex:
•likes pink
•likes to shout
•is in love with James Charles
•likes the idea of Christians being called stans
•isnt bi because that doesn't excist obviously
•loves Olivia Duffin because she speaks the wise words
•likes pink
•has a weird laugh
•likes to drink a gallon of that sweet bath water every few hours
George:
•likes to hide his face
•likes to eat cloth
•loves bandanas
•hes little
•likes to eat cloth
•loves KSI
•likes to eat cloth
•has some beautiful eye balls 👁️👁️
•LOVES princesses
Will:
•NE
•LOVES nikocado Avocados only fans
•likes to try and expose George
•likes to jump out of his chair and run around
•has a square head
•loves dressing up as random things
•like deflated dinosaurs
•RIGHT ELLO
•loves airline passengers
•loves belle Delphine
•loves Tik tok
•is the kazzah
•has a square head
•likes to run ....
•... Out of his chair
•loves belle Delphine
alex ALSO loves guzzling that sweet sweet bath water...
@@beefykeith48 omg yes of course I'm adding that to the pile
You forgot will is obsessed with Bell Delphene!!!
Hol'up James is trilingual 🤨
@@guccitrashbag9929 yeah he never mentions it!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Alex: a-HAAAAAAh!!!!
I love that Will's idea of comedy is doxxing his friends
The whole comment section is just a load of people roasting Alex for his laugh
we love it really
@@gabry500 yep
1:39 the ph-Ha-ntom menace
2:04 attack of the Ha
2:17 revenge of the Ha
2:34 a new Ha
3:29 the Ha strikes back
4:49 return of the Ha
5:20 the Ha awakens
6:47 the last Ha
10:10 the rise of Ha
“I have to go with child poverty” “YES!!” People are so taking this out of context
i already did
I didn’t notice Alex’s laugh until I read the comments and now it’s all I can hear
HAH
My ears died from hearing Alexx yell “AAHHA” repeatedly
Someone needs to make a compilation of Alex's shout-laughs.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that George didn’t reveal his face? He was supposed to because the Eboys reached 800k by the end of last week and Will said George would if they did reach 800k
Yeah
He said on twitter that Will lied. Lmao.
EXACTLY
@@barbiebtch5894 Will is a dirty lil liar giving us false hope😔✊
@barbieb!tch sorry I didn’t know that, my bad
Of course James makes an “Of Mice and Men” reference - 1:12
Or maybe it’s will lenney?
imagine society if james didn’t cut out george’s name
Is it josh
you can literally google it
George Arthur Andrew
Marko Queensland george eye simps would go crazy
Harrye 53 no
No one:
James when it’s his turn: aw I had SUUUCH a good one for this :(
‘george’s clapped face would be nothing without george’s ocean blue eyes’
salty alex: *H A*
Everyone: cheers
Alex: activate hot boy mode
It makes sense. Imalexx’s humor relies on sarcasm and his expressive face, while George is used to faceless entertainment
10:28
Wills laugh is just everything lmao
greg
someone tell Alex screaming isn't laughter
"The dinosaur you take behind the bar and shoot to put it out it's misery"
Yes because it's a normal occurance
Happens all the time you know
This game should be called: ''Cards Against Monetization''. Lmao
That Of Mice and Men reference at 1:12 is the most James thing ever
If only he'd said it in all three languages while playing guitar and criticizing someone
The eboys: Reads a card
Alex every other sentence: AHA!
The only reason i like the weekend is because saturday= eboys and sunday=sidemen
Your sad
#161 AK why
@@kami_kami11 man said the only reason he likes the weekend is cause 2 groups of youtubers make like a 20 minute video each that's sad did I really have to explain myself? 😂😂
#161 AK ahh okk
Buzz Your sad
Everyone else has proper headphones, yet WillNe decides to fricken use AirPods
James flexing with those Sennheisers
avg895 I have those I didn’t know they were a flex om
WillNE top shagger
They're bullying James for laughing the loudest at his own card yet Alex is the one going HA! after every card.
Love that.
Just realized that Alex’s emo fringe is going to be down to his knees by the end of quarantine
Cards against humanity is literally the worst and best game ever
.
'I have a degree' 'I play a guitar' *I'm trilingual* and I 'have Hazel eyes with golden flecks' should have all been cards
nobody:
Alex: HAAAA
also nobody:
Alex when he wins a round: ✊🏻YEEEEESSS!✊🏻
6:39 *I have NEVER heard Will laugh so hard in my life.*
The fact that will is just trying to give away personal information about the others like it's nothing is so funny to me
When you’re having beans for dinner. 11:32
tb to kay’s cooking
This channel is honestly better than all their channels combined, this is literally going to get so many subs
BOSS_ RULE see I would say that, but they were fucking dicks to inabber
Diet Coke _ yea true!
Diet Coke _ inabber lowkey wouldn’t fit the vibe and he’s not as funny as the rest of them but i get you.
@@chopper-unofficial4935
omg its been so long, get over it
Yeah, just hope they don't become like others have.. money ruins it. But if they can have genuine fun and get money off it then that's awesome, you know what I mean?
That “Lenny of dinosaurs” joke is underrated
“no one cares, no one cares, nobody careees 🎶” LMFAO the new lil revenue hit
No one:
Not a single soul:
Alex: HA!
“That’s the Lenny of dinosaurs” every one who did year 9 English felt that :(
Year 8 English for me. But it was truly devastating
When you read it in year 6 so you literally felt unfazed
@@nabzz7026 bruh what kinda school teaches that in year 6? that's a yikes from me, boys
@@sam_4481 i wasnt taught it a read it myself
I’m in year 7 what is it
Ffs i read the comments about Alex laughing like ”HA!” and tried to continue watching the video but it was extremely painful bc the ”HA!”s were all my brain heard and focused on :)
I was focused on the “HA”s before I read the comment section, it was quite an event.
No one is commenting on George’s laugh going something like ‘hahahahAAAAAA’
This comment ruined it for me
one came on 👁👄👁
Everyone: ha Alex: HA
When you’re so early all the comments start with nobody:
Nobody:
Sad but true
To true
Nobody:
People saying nobody: nobody
Nobody:
James:I think I’m gonna have to go for child poverty
Will:NO
alex:YESSSSSS
HA
"Welcome back to the Eboys channel, today we are joined by the... Eboys!"
*Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor*
it’s so nice to see them laughing and having a good time
Says something remotely funny.....
Alex: HA!
Alex HAAA compilation
1:39
2:04
2:17
2:25
2:34
3:29
4:49
5:21
5:36
6:47
9:07
10:10
10:12
11:50
You’re welcome
Never heard George so enthusiastic when James suggested they both get their £500 back for winning
Nobody:
Alex: H A H
Didn’t they say if they got to 800k George would take off his mask ? 👀
it's a scAm
I instantly skipped forward to try and see
George said it was a joke lol
EXACTLY
BlockyLZ That’s not a joke it’s plain manipulation whoops
Alex’s excitement “Yes! Go on!” for James in the carp fishing yoda background is precious 0:23
That’s the Lenny of dinosaurs
You thought we wouldn’t get that would you
Is that referring to what I think it's referring to?
Elijah Foote neither haha
Its about Of Mice And Men if ur still confuzzled lol
no-one:
alex: HA! yes
i saw the title and immediately knew this would be a banger
update - it’s a banger
second update - i now have a fan base welcome everyone
Hell
LMFAO YEAH
How could you know it's a banger if you haven't even finished the video yet-
I'm not saying it isn't a banger so far but I'm just saying-
Halo_HaileyxX because cards against humanity is always hilarious
Give us another update dude
5:07 James was like “*wait, will; what are you right now?*” When he was trying to get him to say it again 😂