@@ioanj86 who the fuck in the UK calls a public school a state school. The reply from sunli is correct, however its more of a informal thing calling state schools, public n stuff. Not all of us are rich tories like James;)
Casey Francis In England (not Scotland), Public School means one of the old Independent Schools (Eton, Harrow etc.) while State school means a maintained school (maintained by the Government).
Bori Hernandez I think a huge key is that they don’t hold back with each other...when one of them gets cocky about something, they rest of them bring him back down to earth. True friends will tell you the truth. 😁
No, the real winner is George and Will. 2:50 5:22 6:11 6:51 8:59 9:50 11:46 13:44 15:49 18:20 19:00 Meaning that they were 11-9, the scoring was bullshit.
Is nobody going to appreciate the cheeky little smirk Alex gives the camera when he says the score is 5-3 Team George? I'm really hoping that was intended to be a height joke
@@riceplays4787 "small cries are heard beneath the mass of Gucci and internet sensation hoodies. James tries the intro and fails miserably. He is shunned from the pack permanently"
@@glaptoper bro u should change ur pic to like, idk how to explain it, ppl turn up animations and the faces characters pull are hilarious, find one with connor (the android sent by cyber life) and put ??? on and bam best pfp ever
What we have learned from this video: Will: A good waffler George: bad at lying Alex: has had Anger issues in the past... James: Still a bit of a neek but we still need him in The e-boys
When the actual score was 11-9 to George and Will but Alex didn't count two of their points. At 9:18 the score is 5-3 then Will gets a point for the lobster costume, making it 6-3. Alex gets a point for kicking a child which should make it 6-4 but at 10:36 Alex says it's 5-4. At 12:48 the score says 6-6, Will and George get a point for guessing Alex's cycling story which should make it 7-6 (but actually 8-6 adding on the other missed point). Then Alex and James get a point for guessing George's BB gun story and at 14:25 Alex says it's 7-6 to his team when it should actually be 8-7 to Will and George. Alex you naughty cheating wrongun
James: 2-1 Alex: No wE WoN a PoinT jAmeS James: exactly Alex: James WE WIN James: I KNow I'm sorry but the amount of chaotic energy in that was delicious.
21:12 you can just hear James dying in the background because of Alex being called the Cat Man 🤣 he was laughing so hard he didn’t even get to be in the outro
You know the video is gonna be class when you're pissing yourself one minute in 🤣🤣 Edit: just finished the video and I honestly feel like it's the funniest eboys video so far. Yes, that includes the green screen one. Purely because of the "cat man" story and the comment about george being a watermelon. Fucking class.
In their mukbang podcast George started talking about needles and being on an I.V and James was the one who shut it down because he was worried about Will. They joke around so much, but man do they care.
Alex getting defensive about his band and many girlfriends is the funniest thing
0
@지속노력 01
@지속노력 nobody asked
The Soggy Taco your name is my mood in quarantine
The Soggy Taco and the intro when he had to redo it 4 times had me dying lol
james: is this why you're dyslexic?
george: could be..... im not dyslexic james.
that cracked me up
time stamp?
17:41
"George has got the social skills of a watermelon"
Same george same
That has the same energy as “you have the emotional range of a teaspoon”
1.7k likes and 2 (now 3) comments lol
@@moey8980 I've seen comments with 50 likes have more comments than this
Bailey Hakes isnt that HP lmao
17:44
"Is that why you're dyslexic?"
"It could be- I'm not dyslexic, James."
It was the glasses, they blocked the out the truth
James Marriott sees a video of a public school: “this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t want to watch anymore of it”
Public school means the same thing as private school. You probably mean state school.
n2345 what’s a state school??
@@ioanj86 who the fuck in the UK calls a public school a state school.
The reply from sunli is correct, however its more of a informal thing calling state schools, public n stuff. Not all of us are rich tories like James;)
Casey Francis In England (not Scotland), Public School means one of the old Independent Schools (Eton, Harrow etc.) while State school means a maintained school (maintained by the Government).
State school, not public school.
“I hate being trilingual”
*Proceeds to mention it every chance he gets*
Que pasa?
@@alwaysfair_ umm.. Grassy ass?
@@milkyyyyway USCSKGAJACSJAVSFCE
@@n5225aj the thot language
@@Cnut_the_grape ah yes
But the real question is would the eboys lie to the taxman.
Google home james would
James would lay low in Mexico if the taxman realises that he hasn't paid them for years
They already have
@@bluelol4843 Lmao
James definitely would
Everyone else’s lies: my favorite color is green :)
Alex: I once burned down an orphanage 😈
Time stamp for Alex saying that
@@al7ie499 he didnt lol
George: I almost got kidnapped
Skyla Bush not again
Hannibal Trump ??
Alex, about a man with his entire face covered: "I'll be able to tell face to face if he's lying"
Lol
(Also George not alex)
@@redguywithatophat1900 no Alex said it about George... Otherwise the joke wouldn't make sense
there is actually many fangirls on eboys channel and members
@big d just looking at your user I feel like you're one of friends that I play wz with-
...you don't want to know what he says
@@ClumsyM00se umm George is the one with the mask thingy
The Eboys: “would I lie to you”
Will: “these are all randomised”
George: “I’m not dyslexic”
James: “I don’t like speaking a different language”
Seems legit
Languages****
Rebecca Marples Languages would make it grammatically incorrect.
James:"It's heads"
Don’t forget
Alex: I’m the cat man
All of Alex's were admitting crimes he's done and I'm here for it
well now you know what big al will change his twitter handle to..... the cat man
666 likes
Alex really said be gay do crimes
BRO
I think Alex is more of a Michael Jackson fan than will
I like how all four of them are entertainers especially with their chemistry, there’s never a moment of silence and everything they say is funny 😂
Bori Hernandez I think a huge key is that they don’t hold back with each other...when one of them gets cocky about something, they rest of them bring him back down to earth. True friends will tell you the truth. 😁
it’s the cuts, mostly
Magic of editing
James is the only person brave enough to show his trim
Heather? I thought you were dead. Want some Drain-O?
And what a trim it is
And george is enough of a pussy to hide his face
@@02Alex.L at this point it's part of his channel he'll never take it off
Lol just noticed that
Imagine Will and George’s faces when they see that James didn’t have a coin the whole time
Imagine George's Face.
THEY WOULD PISSED LMAO
I don’t rlly think they wud care
I can literally see George's face rn lol
im afraid im having trouble imagining george’s face
The real winner is just James for those invisible coin magic tricks
Just james is a mad yt channel
@@bentownsend4017 the weakest kink
No, the real winner is George and Will.
2:50
5:22
6:11
6:51
8:59
9:50
11:46
13:44
15:49
18:20
19:00
Meaning that they were 11-9, the scoring was bullshit.
@@JianCB2 dude it doesn't actually matter lmao
@@lydiawase2352 I'm still butthurt about it.
When he said "George has got the social skills of a watermelon" and George responded with "sHuT uP" I found that cute and I don't know why.
Spicy Toast time stamp?
@@tacocrunch4512 I'll find it then add it to the comment
19:42
@@TheseOddTimes Thanks I wasn't able to find it
Daganronpa is following me, I swear 😂
Imagine if James just said “I’m trilingual” and it was a lie
I knew it
I would scream
quadlingual
he's been quad-lingual this whole time
plot twist
James : Tory
Alex : CAT man
Will : Lobster
George : Bandana Gang Member
I can’t tell if this was deliberate but Tory is spelt with a y.
Alexandra thx mate, I’m just dyslexic like George (ps, thx for the corrections, that’s was a legit mistake)
Will, more like, OCEAN MAN
@@aminfaka8986 Shut up
George: watermelon
Lost it at
“That’s not a band. It SHOULD be banned”
Nice pfp
Nice pfp and 😂
Thanks guys 🙏🏼
9:51 “it is a lie it is a lobster costume” 💀💀💀 the straight face
george has such a good poker face
connie ikr 😍😍
so does your prof pic
@@theolopez3299 so does yours
Damn you right
Honestly I don’t know how he does it
“He likes the attention”
Oh don’t worry, we love Sean Marriott too.
Correction.. we *stan* Sean Marriott
WE NEED SEAN
we.. **love** sean mariott
I simp for Sean Marriott
Imagine some 14 year old girl searching up Eboys on TH-cam and the first thing that comes up is Alex, George, Will, and James
being a 14 yo girl myself, i don’t think i’d complain
also alex is more or less an eboy with that haircut
This was me it was the best thing that's ever happened to me lol
me 🤭
personally wouldn't complain but I can imagine most girls I know would flip 😂
"a long time ago in a land far far from here"
"buckinghamshire"
brits: sounds fair
Wait is James from Buckinghamshire because that's where I live
@@issyspiro5105 nah he's from England
@@tootsconfused Buckinghamshire is in england -_-
@@issyspiro5105 yeah that's the joke
@@tootsconfused that was very funny
"He's staring at me so intensely"
*George glasses harder*
**Anime glasses shine appears **
@@dontletcoronabite4245 This sent me lmao
Is nobody going to appreciate the cheeky little smirk Alex gives the camera when he says the score is 5-3 Team George? I'm really hoping that was intended to be a height joke
timestamp?
@@mia-ik7ji 9:16 -9:23
I noticed that too 😂
00:39 I love how they’re all cheering and George is just emotionless
George should have been the best considering u can’t see his face
im pretty sure they were doing a voice call without video
@@dusterhead no, at one point they have to ask will to turn his camera on
@@dusterhead they arent, if they were on video call then they wouldve seen that james was faking the coin
Lilcho also near the end Alex’s goes in George’s room to see if he was lying
@@Taylor-zh9gy they was, hence the fake coin flip
"That's not a band...it should be banned."
I snorted lol
lmao
Wtf so did I lol
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard, Alex really got soooo offended when y’all didn’t believe him he was called catman😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAYSE
Mayonnaise
Heather Williams ew
Kpop Krazy 케이팝 미친 韩流疯狂 ??
Heather Williams i despise mayonnaise
i love how alex literally calls out george almost immediately bc theyve probably told e/o every story theyve had LOL
Alex is one person
@@hajidle they = alex and george ?? lol okay pronoun police
@@ohnokms you're gay
Anyone looking for Alex’s beautiful singing search “southlife debut single : you raise me up”
I promise you will not be disappointed
How did you know that😂😭
Carefully, he’s a hero
i cant fine it
Here's the link for those who can't find it lmao th-cam.com/video/9INqCbzDyLo/w-d-xo.html
@@martinbruno764 legend
Next Eboys video: “Turning Ourselves Into Actual Eboys”
Jillian King need this
Unus Annus intensifies
Lol yes.
I would pay for that
Alex has already passed
Imagine if George just took his mask off and said it was a false
Alex looking like British Timmy Turner ☠️☠️
James looking like Wanda with the yellow shirt
"A man once tried to kidnap me"
"Where were you"
"Turkey"
_"Were your parents going for some tapas at the time"_
Probably the most underrated joke in this video
Your
@@jameslaw5946 opps thanks man
Hi I'm Brianna that’s ok
Your dog in the picture looks hella delicious
James would only lie to the poor and say that he doesn't have money
He probably would ngl
Love your username
The three languages James Mariot speaks are:
English
Portuguese
Guitar
He also speaks tory
Marriott
No, Spanish mate, it’s Spanish. He speaks Spanish. The correct answer is Spanish. No, you typed it wrong it’s Spanish he speaks Spanish.
And bullshit
He also speaks posh
Alex’s band watching this like: 😳😳😳
The Eboys could make a documentary of all their failed intros
"And here, we have Alex messing up the same intro 10 times"
@@riceplays4787 "he just threw a mug across the room while the rest of the eboys errupt in laughter"
@@viennas. "Now he burrows himself in his Gucci shirt, and Gucci hoodie"
@@riceplays4787 "small cries are heard beneath the mass of Gucci and internet sensation hoodies. James tries the intro and fails miserably. He is shunned from the pack permanently"
@@viennas. "small cries intended to be mating calls, but he failed, yet again to attract a female"
James has stepped up he’s even showing his guitars in the background now
Alex desperately struggling to get the intro right is a mood honestly
“We thinks your telling the truth”
“Well it is a lie. It’s a lobster costume.” I died
Will : “13! ......pff waffle”
Will 5 seconds later : “You got me that was good”
Alex was getting triggered when they said that Alex can't have a girlfriend
i would be his gf tbh
Mette Trøgelborg simp
Seruliaf That’s not what simp stands for but ok
well it's true
@@bonnie_rabbit749would u still?
The Title: Would I Lie To You?
WillNE: If we reach 800k memeulous will remove his mask
Memeulous:I NEVER AGREED TO THIS
Me: Yes...Yes you would
I unsubbed because of that
Anakin Skywalker
Lmao I looked at your subscriptions and you are still subscribed to eboys.
@@littlemissintelligent4979 W
@@littlemissintelligent4979 I resubbed after a bit
Robesa Stapper i just commented something like this and didn’t see your comment no i have to delete it lol
‘James Marriot being a loser had payed off’
Will: it’s a LOBSTER costume
James: do CRAB RAVE smh 🤦♂️
BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!
lobster rave
AD 😂😂😂
Crab rave?
Nah
Lobster rave
@@glaptoper bro u should change ur pic to like, idk how to explain it, ppl turn up animations and the faces characters pull are hilarious, find one with connor (the android sent by cyber life) and put ??? on and bam best pfp ever
"social skills of a watermellon"
good one, written down.
Huh hah
THIS IS THE MOST AGGRESSION ALEX HAS SHOWN SINCE BIRTH
ARMYYYY
BTS is unholy, repent foul demon!
Jesus Christ ok then jesus haha
Daddy Christ punish me
@@jesuschrist6531 Jesus why dont you listen to daechwita
What we have learned from this video:
Will: A good waffler
George: bad at lying
Alex: has had Anger issues in the past...
James: Still a bit of a neek but we still need him in The e-boys
“I fed him my sausage”~ ImAllexx 2020
I just saw your pfp and now I’m scared
The thumbnail:
Will laughing
Alex laughing
James dying
George emotionless (maybe laughing)
James dad watching this : wtf is wrong with my child
alex shall now be known only as "the cat man"
George: "I don't think I've ever told anyone that story."
George you told the McDonalds story _on your channel._
Can you remember which video?
It was on an old podcast
Elisabeth Hamilton Nah it was on like a reddit video or something and I can’t remember who he was with
yeah i thought i had heard it before lmao
omg i was screaming this !! george smh do better
Love Alex’s stylistic choices to make his clothes bring out the pink in his eyes ✨✨
I lost it at this
*B R U H*
@@washedupartist4211 Bruh momento numero dos
“Welcome back to “Eboys: Would I Lie To You?””
Imagine that, but he says it multiple times, knowing that it’s the first episode
Inabber has entered the chat
well i mean alex is a known liar
Paul Hensley - so you know him irl?
@@leoc4597 he has lied several times,. i.e he called slazo a rapist, called james charles a rapist.
Paul Hensley - when?????
Is no one gonna talk about Alex getting so stressed in the beginning like me when my teacher gives me more assignments to do 🤦🏻♀️
the thumbnail be like
will: 😆
james: 😆
alex: 😆
george: 😐
HAHAGAGSHBDHDHDHSHDHD
More like:
🤣
🤣
🤣
🕵🏼♂️
👺😄🤣😆
@SERENITY SLEEPS omg-
SERENITY SLEEPS 😭
“i’m actually trilingual but i hate it, it makes me nervous” whatdoes that mean-
It’s very nerve wracking when a native speaker strikes up a conversation with ya you feel inferior
@@mrmaxmondays yessss
@@mrmaxmondays yes, you always question if you said the right word, or the right context.
yOu RaISE mE UP.....
James & Will: *regrets their lives*
"George has the social skills of a watermelon"
"James Marriott being a loser has paid off!"
😂😂
in conclusion, george has the social skills of a watermelon
True😂😂
And Alex is the cat-man
Harv Coe and james is trilingual
i swear george mentioned him getting stuck in a mcdonald's chair in a video like 2 years ago 😂
he had lmao
It wasn’t even that long ago! It was the kids are stupid second challenge vid with Alex😂
When the actual score was 11-9 to George and Will but Alex didn't count two of their points.
At 9:18 the score is 5-3 then Will gets a point for the lobster costume, making it 6-3.
Alex gets a point for kicking a child which should make it 6-4 but at 10:36 Alex says it's 5-4.
At 12:48 the score says 6-6, Will and George get a point for guessing Alex's cycling story which should make it 7-6 (but actually 8-6 adding on the other missed point). Then Alex and James get a point for guessing George's BB gun story and at 14:25 Alex says it's 7-6 to his team when it should actually be 8-7 to Will and George.
Alex you naughty cheating wrongun
Damn
And James flipped a non existent coin :)
I have given this a like because I could not be bothered to write that much.
I thought I was mature yet I lost it at "catman"
No one:
Will: "George has the social skills of a watermelon"
george be like: "im just gonna lie *every time"*
Im genuinely impressed and scared by how easily George can lie
i like how Gee came in, it’s like when your older brother lets you play on his xbox whilst he talks to his mates lmao
James Marriott: I'm trilingual.
Also James Marriott: I'm too afraid to speak Portuguese. It makes me nervous...
No idea why but I was dying when George said “you alright, sausage roll”
0:01- 0:40 is literally peak content and the reason why I'm subbed for
Alex you're a legend 😂
milos pavicevic I’m so glad someone else agrees lmao 😂
Alex having a mental breakdown over the intro is a general mood 24/7
Without Jimmy Carr and James Acaster's cabbages it just isnt the same.
Closest thing we have to Jimmy is James' dad because of the virginity stories
I actually think Lee Mack, David Mitchell, and Henning Wehn are some of the best. Gotta love Jimmy and James too though! :) :D
bob mortimer is the funniest no doubt
@@nootypenguino David Mitchell is a little man but damn he can grow a beard
David and Lee make it for me
alex: i’m in his room so i’ll be able to see “face to face” if he’s lying or not💀
“george has the social skills of a watermelon”
okay but me?
Wait you guys are getting social skills?
The cat man 😂
I love how George says it's a lie and Alex is offended but it still turns out to be a lie
Will: drinks bath water
Allexx: sells bath water
James: the posh boy, trilingual
George: is 5”4’
George literally selling bath water in a video:
Am I a joke to you
James: hates the homeless, was a prefect, has a diploma, is a Tory, super posh, trilingual.
no not really
Natalia Main
What,, what are you saying no to? This isn’t a yes or no comment? I’m confused
James: 2-1
Alex: No wE WoN a PoinT jAmeS
James: exactly
Alex: James WE WIN
James: I KNow
I'm sorry but the amount of chaotic energy in that was delicious.
21:12 you can just hear James dying in the background because of Alex being called the Cat Man 🤣 he was laughing so hard he didn’t even get to be in the outro
😂😂😂
“george has got the social skills of a watermelon, he’ll not read anything.”
LOOOOL IM CRYING,
George: has the mcdonald’s story as his question Also George: LITERALLY TELLS THE STORY IN A MEMEULESS VIDEO
aint it in a podcast aswell
I thought your name was internet sexation for a moment
Internxtsensation I have a McDonald’s story from my dad and almost thought memeulous was the other guy for a second
Willne: I like mj
Also willne: sings offkey and wrong melody
That’s how you know he’s a true fan
no one:
James: liStEn tO mY aCaDeMIc aChIeVeMEnTs
14:41 "If feel like we'd look at it and be like that's too James Mariott" 😂
You know the video is gonna be class when you're pissing yourself one minute in 🤣🤣
Edit: just finished the video and I honestly feel like it's the funniest eboys video so far. Yes, that includes the green screen one. Purely because of the "cat man" story and the comment about george being a watermelon. Fucking class.
I made it almost to half way before I though:
“Wait what is Alex wearing?”
The same outfit he wears every video???
That is normal Alex clothing m8
Is it just me or did anyone else remember that George told the McDonald’s chair story in the annoying kids Reddit video on George’s second channel
i remembered the story but not the video
yeah same lmao
Yea same tho
Yes it was
i would just like to point out how adorably concerned James looked when will mentioned his "seizure thing" at 15:23
In their mukbang podcast George started talking about needles and being on an I.V and James was the one who shut it down because he was worried about Will. They joke around so much, but man do they care.
@@LaurenTheorist if that was my friend group they would probably just carry on, notice me and go into even more detail 👁💧👄💧👁💅
@@Venus-gh9gp FFRRRRR LMAOO
@@theroyalkermit 😔🙏(also your pfp is just- yes queen)
What happend to will?
im sorry but this is alex 24/7 when he is with george:
-_-
it is very true lmao
no it's this
DX
like sex haha funny
Are we going to ignore that they missed out one of George and will’s points
i thought they missed 2 lol
were probably very outrageous or personal
Here are all of George and Will's correct answers.
2:50
5:22
6:11
6:51
8:59
9:50
11:46
13:44
15:49
18:20
19:00
They missed 3.
yes
@@ImAllexx snake
It’s funny that none of them noticed that James never had the coin
They were in a voice call
I love how inexpressive George is compared to everyone else because of the bandana and glasses like whenever ones laughing he’s just sitting there
James: I don’t like being trilingual
Also James: GUYS IM TRULINGUAL
No one...
Absolutely no one...
James Marriott finding himself funny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
7:10 Just how loud Alexxx laughed at his own joke.
These eboys make my day
Edit: they liked it omggg
Wow they hearted
alex is an egirl tho
gay
Command shit person too
Same they make every Saturday better
*James is definitely not a TORY*