Waking Up Next To Your Older Military Man! [Spicy] [Deep voice] [Daddy Issues] [M4F] [ASMR RP]
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You wake up in the bed next to your lover, your Dad's Army buddy, Charlie, after he saves you from your Uncle Jim. Of course your family is losing their minds. It looks like all hell may break loose soon... But you just feel so safe in his arms.
Part 1: • Older Military Man Pro...
Part 2: • Older Military Man Kee...
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● SCRIPT: ItsEsmeJones
● ART: Minikui_Cheri
● THUMBNAIL: @BabyPinkASMR
❖ SFX used in this video comes from: freesound.org and my own created sounds.
Did the "confusing my rage *🍆*" catch anyone else off guard or was that just me cause I almost died laughing!😂
It definitely did and I loved it!! Lol
That was unexpected
Ye did me and it 5:00 AM here so
It caught ME off-guard when I first read it! 💀
@@firerosenight6937😂😂😂 almost confused me in the middle of eating dinner with my family
"Wait is that a _kinky_ thing??" Send help I'm crying, he's doing his best but he's just so charming and funny!
“Daddy issues “
Sounds like my cup of tea yep yep
Hehe I think my channel could be called a tea party if that's the case
@@FilthyVA your voice is very very nice and why would it be called a tea party? also sorry if it’s a stupid question I’m a new comer to your channel
@@lavenderkaminari1585 Welcome! This was just a little joke about me making a decent amount of daddy-esque content
I just read the conversation going on in this comment and like 😂😂 I can't breath lmao
Me to me to
Charlie is 100% proof that Southerners get more Southern the angrier they get. Great performance, as always!
This is 100% accurate. The accent is scaled to anger haha
@@FilthyVA Well it took me ages, but Part 4 will be out tomorrow @ - @
@@LegendaryOdin H Y P E ! 🤩🤩🤩
Military man , hot accent , older
Just up my alley
That "Yes ma'am" just killed me. I am in fact delulu
I love the “HOA loving, church faking, poor BBQ having” bit I might just borrow it
He really brought the bbq into this 😂
“Poor bbq skill having” is probably the ultimate southern insult, I love it 😂😂
Whattt daddy issues? Me? No neverrr… *(I’m obsessed w DDLG)*
omg i have been WAITING for this, thank you filthy, i love this series
also, our military man can ROAST, i was dying when he was roasting our toxic family. 😂
Charlie's gotta protect the honor of his favorite shortstack!
@@FilthyVA omg, how did u know i was short, i feel attacked sir 😂
But, can shortstack get another audio for this series please? 🥺
No BBQ skill having MF
@@FilthyVA dudeeeee post another asmr in the series
7:06 The insults to Jim's family got me a rolling🤣🤣🤣
Live, laugh, i love dilfs
I should make t-shirts of this haha
the random blunt and loud "stretching hurts" was so funny😭
"Your confusing my rage boner!" you dont understand how much I laughed I fell off of my bed AND MY BED IS A HIGH SLEEPER SO IT HURT LIKE A BITCH but i died laughing 😂
“Poor barbecue skill haven”
One of the best southern insult I have ever heard!!!!
The sweet girl and good girl got me kicking my feet like a middle schooler 😳
😊 😂 me too
Yeessss😅
Real
I don’t think he understands we’re just down bad. Try as he might his whole being is seductive.
He likes his showers cold and will give me the hot water? SIGN ME UP GIVE ME THAT WEDDING RING AND A WHITE DRESS
WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH THESE
You are cultured 😎😎😎
is quite cheeky if u ask me😜🫵🏼‼️
I literally cannot breathe at 7:08-7:19 😂😂😂😂
I spit my drink EVERYWHERE 😂
Same!!!😆
That came from his soul, and it’s amazing.
“that’s a whole lot of people with stupid fucking opinions” laughed for like 20 minutes 😂
I need more Military daddy cuddles ❤ and sleep aid vids😭🫶🥺
You do not know how excited I was to see this! I squealed and my dad walked in and asked if I was okay to see 2 empty cups of coffee and thought I was on a caffeine high 😂
(EDIT!) I wasn't expecting those many likes! Thanks yall!
I get so excited seeing new additions to this series! Hope you're doing well! ❤
THE ACCENT IS EVERYTHING OMG🌝🌝🌝
Same I was like “wait a damn minute”
This was so awesome Filthy ❤! Thank you for this audio, I hope we can have a next part.
You have so amazing voice too, absolutely fitting to this role.🫂🌹
2:55 NO! YA MAKIN ME MELT IN YOUR ARMS WITH PET NAMES HERE!! AND yes, I like it but it's not one of my kinks, i swear. U///U
Oh wait.. Is y/n's family gonna called police on our man and got charged with kidnapping and manipulated or even rape though? Cause at this point I this y/n's family would use anything as a fault report. At least his statute of limitation would hold up 10-15 years, isn't it?
Oh I'm sure there will be more drama to come! But I'm sure our boy Charlie is up to the task to keep his shortstack safe!
*gasp* It's not gonna end like Leon : The Professional, is it? =_=;;
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING A PT. 3!
"youre confusing my rage boner" is a new sentence nobody has ever had the displeasure of uttering until now
I don't even remember how many times I watched this💀
And u most make this series infinity 🙏
HIS ACCENT IS SO CUTE AND HOT OMGGGGG AND WHEN HE CALLED US SHORTSTACK AAAAHHHH 🤭🤭
YAY! I loved this! Definitely heard some.....terms......I'd never heard of before lol great job as always sir!!
A few of these lines took more than a couple takes for me as well "...Rage 🍆..." It still makes me chuckle
I love this series so much! Thank you for making another episode~~
He is freaking hilarious. I was laughing so hard. And I just love this and you have a new subscriber. 🙂🙃
Absolutely loving this series and cannot wait for more fr
Omg his accent yes please more
I’m a simple bro…I see daddy issues in the title and I click.
Help I love this sm 😭
ESME MY GODS I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS, WE NEED MORE MILITARY MAN
Esme is the GOAT of banger scripts!
OK :3
@@FilthyVA Aww
I clicked faster than anyone can blink when i seen daddy issues in the title.
Oh my God I really hope there's more parts to this I really hope this isn't the finale
My daddy issues hit hard here
Anything- girl, IS FIXING MY DADDY ISSUES LIKE OMGG❤️😍😍
I love this the ascent is perfect so yess
Im crying bro my daddy issues is coming at me hard
I NEED MORE MILITARY MAN AUDIO
IM LOSING IT😩😩🙏😭
Alright. This is my new favorite video. I love this man. Thank you.
Morning conundrums 😭
They're just morning conundrums!! 👀
Please make a part 4
I need more I'm so addicted to this one omg I need another part plzzzz
I can't be the only one that found his accent hot as hell 😂😂❤❤
Lmao! "Confusing rage b0ner." That was great! Can't wait to see what comes next.
I came here for sleep, and now I’m interested in the plot.😭
Hopefully sleep still happened, but I understand. The writer did an excellent job with this plot 😄
You're telling me when he said yes ma'am, we did not reply good boy ?
20 MINUTES HELL YEA
Keep up the great vids and your voice is incredible and soothing
Thank you so much!
Your voice is majestic
Him: is that a kinky thing
Me: (looks the other way) i mean maybe 😊😊😏😏😜
I love him so much bro 😻
I will now only be using the term “morning conundrum” thank you very much ❤🤣
This is so good! Kinda sad it ended, but still! 😊
yes yes yessss
AHHHHH love ittt
Im pretty sure after this im going to have to go to voice therapy because i laugh, screamed, and howled ToT
"Now ain't the time to be cuddlin' up in my lap, you're confusin' my rage boner!"
THAT SINGULAR LINE. THAT ONE LINE. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE "Morning conundrum" that would do me in, but NOPE. "You're confusin' my rage boner" is the winner of "Will Kitkoo snort?" today!
Love Charlie, love your performance here, don't you ever stop because WHEW.
PLEASE make more with our older military man!!!
Sir! You're unfair in the best way! 😭 😭😭 Thank you for our grumpy, sweet, emotional support veteran. ❤️
Yes!
Happy I didn't miss this by too many hours
Bro I need more of this….
Daddy issues, . Mommy issues, you know like just issues
Comes to this channel/video because it was on my feed. 👀
Reads the little description. 👀✨ very intrigued.
0:16 seconds into the video and dying because he’s southern and called us shortstack 🥴🫠
PROCEED!!!!😂
Welcome :D
I need another part to this series PLZZZZZ😭😭
Moreeeeee keep this going please 😭😭
I'll never go back from this. I'm utterly obsessed ❤😍
Me and my bestie laughing at dis fr😭😭😭
that's quite a colorful string of insults
Southern accents are the absolute best! nun better. 💕
What if it was a Southern accented Nun? 👈👈😎
@@FilthyVA heheh 🤭 you know your accent is the best quit it already 😊
I wouldn’t mind being taken taken advantage of! I’m not ashamed 🩷
Country men
yes the voice is 10/10 more
❤️🔥 this speaks for itself
Mooooore. We neeed moooore. Please.
It’s crazy that I randomly present his video, and I didn’t see about the military until he said something about it. Well, I also have a dad that was in the military. Y’all cannot do this to me.😭
PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE IM BEGGING
This is gold 😭💀
IM GONNA CRY PHILLIP GRAVES?!!!
More of him please
Föken love it!!!!!!! ❤️ ❤❤❤❤ I need more, just this it's soo good
Can I just say when I speak for everyone here we love it and we need more of it 😌👌❤️
Not the poor barbecue skills having lol 😂
This was made for me the title has daddy issues
7:05 woah the insults lmfao
Me:looking through this series because it’s my favorite series
All of them: *Daddy Issues*
Me:WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-
‘That’s a whole hell of a lot of people with stupid fucking opinions’ help 😂
We should kiss the scares on his chest
"YOURE CONFUSING MY RAGE BONER!!!"
Wtf why was this so funny😭
I need more!!! Please create more!!
"Wait is that a kinky thing"
Maybe
Holy SHIT. I shouldn't be here.. *imma stay here*
PART2!!!!!❤❤
This is actually the 3rd part of an ongoing series, if you would like to hear more I have a playlist of them all in order (And hopefully more to come!)
Oh my gooood im lovin this is there a part 4??
i love this so much oh mygkf ur voice is so nice in these ones