Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Baby Kia - Get Jiggy
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Criminal Lawyer Bruce Rivers Reacts to Baby Kia - Get Jiggy
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Producer: Michael Rivers
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The fact that you can even decipher what he's saying is amazing to me
@taramcgavan7654😂😂😂
Being a criminal defense attorney has given Bruce a deep understanding of rap lyrics. 😂
Well I'm a70 year old White woman so I appreciate the translation!
@@marilynlangley-ws8xxfuck yea!
@@marilynlangley-ws8xx You're not alone - I'm not and I needed that translation too!
Lol
LOLOLOL....Bruce is very tuned in...I couldn't understand any words except for "pussy!". That one was very clear. lol Bruce rules!! 😁
😂😂😂 I would’ve liked to have seen Michael’s face when you hit the “GRRRRAAA”😂😂😂
I died. I wish Mr. Bruce was my dad. 😂
@@salteadog33 I said the exact same thing!! 😂
Bruce reading the lyrics is sending me😂
I 👏 am 👏 laughing 👏 so 👏 hard 👏 rn. Frfr!! My stomach hurts!! 🤣💀
It's the "grrrrrrrratttttttt" for me hahahahaha
I dont want the job where id have to make out the lyrics to songs to use for court.
It’s definitely a remix of the track in the making.😊
Why would you not want these degenerates to self snitch?
Airplane (the movie)
"Does anyone here speak jive?"
Bruce raises his hand - "I do!" 😂😂😂
Leave it to Beaver's Mom popped in my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she speaks jive 🤣🤣🤣
Classic scene from a classic movie.
CLASSIC LINE FROM A CLASSIC MOVIE
Surely you can't be serious!
@@LisaBowersDon't call me... Oh, nm...
“We’ve started out with some murderous shit right away” lmfao 💀 💀 bthhhrrrrraaaa
Call an exorcist.
Amen to that
@Blissfulnessence. 😂😂😂
Or a nanny for the imature baby that needs to grow up.
lol this comment wins
for this guy? bro he's a choir boy compared to metal vocalists :)
Lmao I love it Bruce is deciphering all these hood drill music lyrics with a straight face 😂 😂😂
Bruce is so freaking down to Earth and hilarious. I would love to just hang with Bruce and have a few drinks and just chill.
Thank you for your translation services 🤣🤣🤣
For real. Lol.
Never expected to hear "premature ejaculation" to drop from Bruce... his laugh afterwards had me rolling.
😆🤣😂
😂😂
Brrrrrrrahhhh 😂😂
😅😅😅😅
My unk bruce knows how to decipher our lingo like its a kindergarten book
You guys aren't exactly the AB writing ciphertext in prison, it's not that hard to read you guys like a kindergarten book lmao.
@@bruceschneier6283…..When he said “our lingo” did you think he was referring to the black community, or are you assuming he’s also a drill rapper who commits crimes? Your response seems confused hahah
It’s not rocket science
I mean, you only have about 50 words, with the sophistication and emotional control of children, so guess that's appropriate
Dude just want that good ol debate /argument lmfao no matter what 😂 he gets no reaction from me bro
Hi, I'm Bruce Rivers...the Hood Whisperer!!!
Here comes the hood stepper
He's the lyrical gangsta
😂😂😂
Haha, that’s funny.
😂
This takes me back to my lit teacher helping us interpret shakespeare.
Shakespeare has about 100 IQ points on this fella.
@@TheNachoDaddy AMEN to that!
Double the IQ
BABE WAKE UP NEW BRUCE RIVERS JUST DROPPED
Stop it 😂
HECK YEAH!!!
Michael & Bruce, I know you don't care for internet sleuths even though charging an innocent man for murder has got to be good for business, why don't you look at unsolved murders to use your expertise to help solve crimes. I am sure you could ascertain who the responsible party is just by talking to them.
🙂
It's like that with you all too??
When keeping it "Real" goes wrong. 😂
Nice callback! Love a Chappelle reference
Reminds me of that episode of the Boondocks where the Rapper fully lays out the crime in a song with exact times.
I bet Michael Rivers is probably trying not to laugh the whole time 😂
I bet he fails the entire time too! some legend editor ( is that him too?😂 ) just fixes it up perfect haha
I thought the same thing! This 4:29 is terrible!! 😂😂😂😂
Bruce is going to make more money from reacting to that rap video, than the guy who made it.
@@carpediem4512 Especially if that stuff turns out to be true after all and the artist needs a lawyer who can understand him ;-)
Bruce Rivers(2024) - “Grrrraaaatt”
Can we just appreciate how well Bruce flows through these bars?😂
Baby Kia? They call me Lil' Hyundai
😂
I go by Toddler Toyota 😂
With out Big Daddy Ford, y'all wouldn't be here.lolol
I’m Classy Cadillac 😂😂😂
Midweight Mazda reporting for duty sir
Every time Bruce reacts to rap, it always reminds me of that Key & Peele skit with the rapper getting interrogated by the detective lmao
Whatever he's rapping about, he did that shit 😂
Lol
LMAO this shit too aggressive like bro calm down 😂😂😂
Like a methed out freshman football player on steroids trying too hard to act hard
This type of music is sooooo 1990's!!"Baby", there's nothing cute about this guy!
The edgelord energy of this rapper is wild hahah
If you want to commit crimes and violent acts and get away with it, just become a police officer. “We’ve investigated ourselves and found mo wrongdoing!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shittiest music I’ve ever heard.
See when I was a kid, I didn’t have a Baby Kia… I had a big wheel. And I loved it.
FAVORITE PART: Bruce reading these lyrics as if they were a nursery rhythm to his grandkids - haha!
"...Definite legal advice I'll give Baby Kia.." 🤣😂💀
Asl?🤡
"let's get jiggy with it" 😂😂😂😂
I choked on my coffee 😂
Ah nah nana nah nah nah
@@TinkerLouI just thought that!!!!! 😂
I am happy that Baby Kia is covering this song but I don't remember Big Willie singing these words.
"I can't get jiggy with this $hit. This $hit is wack. Where is your manager? That pink mfkr!" This came straight to my mind as soon as I heard this.
Lmfao watching Bruce try to De-Ghetto-ify the lyrics is absolutely brilliant
All those listens are the feds breaking down his music to build a case lol
There's another universe where Bruce and Michael are bout it on the streets and are ruling Minnesota
And baby Kia is doing the reacting
@@MrBush-lq8shlol
Does that mean that under the multiple universes theory, do you think there is a world where Trump is mother Theresa and is currently feeding the homeless? 😮😂😢
@@MrBush-lq8sh right on
We're from the UK and was horrified because we initially thought Baby Kia was about a little baby. Even with your translation, we struggled with this one.🤣😂🤣Many thanks for all you do Bruce & Michael.
Bruce said “this is art” lmao
What's your point?
@@Ch0sen1NE776 Obvious point 😄
Art as a legal term
@@houstonhensley9324 Unknown if Bruce referred to it as a legal term only, based on his love of the culture and music (rap here). In legal term, if it was an utter threat in rap form (artistic) or it rapped (artistic) about crimes committed, it should be admissible as evidence. The protection is (should be) limited. Otherwise, it is just foolish of the Act or CJS.
@@zb3185 i agree completely. He never said if he likes it or not
I love that Bruce is translating this song for us haha
This rap translation is perfection 😂
This shit lit 😂👏🏻 Bruce Rivers is the best 🫡💯
BK is also murdering my ears with this music.
"Music" is a stretch.
That's your opinion @@HistoryNerd808
@@HistoryNerd808it’s crash out music lol
Haha, no kidding.
@@mrgoof956it's somthing
Nice ……!
I need Bruce to translate the self snitchin.
😹
“Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.” -‘Airplane’
😂
Bruce Rivers, missing your face, you must be in deep, looking forward to your return
Hearing Mr. Williams repeating these lyrics and "breaking them down" has me SCREAMING🤣😆🤣
I'm a blk female and I listen to Country music so Mr. Williams REALLY helped me out on this one!🙈💀"yo azz"
Thx for the laugh, I really needed it rn!
P.S. When you see MLK, it's going to be Boulevard, most definitely not Drive!🙈
Except his name is Bruce Rivers. Not Williams. And he's the best! 😊
A real song for a romantic slow dance 😂
😂😂
The fact Bruce has them draco sounds on point will always keep ya girl comin for more!.. 🤍
Bruce’s explanation of slang terms was very enlightening. I’m so glad I now know things like “smoking on an opp”
Bruce!! We need more videos! We miss you
LMAO he sounds like Chris Tucker's character, Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element. 🤣🤣🤣
Ruby Rhod at least had minimal talent.
Omg it does 😂😂😂😂
You shaved! You do you but so you know you rocked the beard!
Bruce Rivers be smoking that prosecutor pack 🔥 😂. Love these guys and the channel!!
I hope all is well with Bruce and family. ❤ we miss your posts.
I am impressed Bruce you can translate this. I love it
"grahhhh" I can't stop replaying, that was so damn good 😂😂😂
"Knife on a stick, trying to get jiggy. They found the boy alive all of his body parts is missing," Baby Kia said calmly.
Yes!
Been waiting for another video of you reacting to lyrics, it's how I found your channel and I have missed it.
Oh boy, what happened to the wholesome music of Snoop, Tupac, and Eminem? 😂😂❤❤❤ I remember when the news would talk sh!+ about them. I wonder what those same journalists would say now.
They had whole generations influenced and actually sounded good. I think this kid is the worst one iv ever heard on terms on trying very little to make good music and purely just a piece of shit
They would say that this is equity.
Snoop had Murder Was Tha Case and Em slit Kim's throat, so...
@SuperNuclearUnicorn oh what a sweet child. You have yet to learn the world sarcasm. Bless your little heart, how cute.
This is the next step in gangster rap and its from the influence of those artist music. Those people are somewhere feeling right, as they were. People felt the music would get worse, and it did. They were trying to stop it before it reached this.
Emily D. Baker LOVES 💕Bruce’s exit song - me too! honestly I play it a few times, can’t just listen to it once 💙😁
Not getting your notifications.
This rapper: for the crapper.
I've heard of screemo rock but I wasn't aware of screemo rap.
Dude.. this is literally the best video on the channel. Hearing Bruce break this down is giving me the most serotonin.
When an attorney starts the conversation..."So I haven't reacted to drill for awhile, but here we go." 🤣💀 I'm dead! I'm seriously laughing so loud right now!! Omg im going to wake up the entire house!! Sthap Bruce & Michael!! 😂 Baby Kia is Trash 🗑!! 💯
I don't think his music is trash i just think he is not that lyrical he might improve
@@bryonstevenson1084 I can agree with that 👍🏼
Your understanding of The Drill Scene is unmatched Sir.I like Chicago Drill.
Where is Bruce? We need his commentary on all of the P Diddy stuff, and the Rashee Rice stuff with the Kansas City Chiefs. I hope he's okay and nothing has happened badly.
Fixed my crazy typo! 😊
I live on outskirts of the metro area and drive in for work. Saw a ford SUV that had custom plates on it that said something like, "NTGUILTY" thought it would fit your vehicle well! Lol
My brain keeps singing your theme song as I wander through my day 🤯
Please keep making these videos. They’re hilarious and informative. If you made some TH-cam shorts or put short format onto instagram you’d gain great traction
That prolly means “BRAAHHH” 😂💀
Glad to see some drill reactions again. I'd love to see some reactions to UK drill
THANKS FOR THE GREAT WORK and for the shows keep up the great work. IN MY OPINION 🗳🔵
Where’s Bruce?????
Is Bruce okay? Or just busy with work/family (especially grandma) ot vaycay??
A lawyer reviewing rap music is just great 😂 it is interesting to think if this is freedom of speech just talking smack or if this could really be used as a “confession” of sorts.
Freedom of speech doesn't mean that it can't be used against you
@@zottelhuehs6375So if the FBI raid a serial killers house & find a drove of audio of the serial killer talking about killing people should that be thrown out of court bc of freedom of speech? Or if a serial killer or serial stalker draws his or her victim should that "art" not be allowed in court? Just curious 🤔
I remember a case where a Swedish rapper had a gun in a music video that turned out to be a murder weapon.
You should go watch his oldest videos. This is how he started. They’re so good!
Freedom of speech is law enforcement's biggest asset.
Where have you two been???
I miss my nightly fix.
These lyrics. I’m not awake enough to handle this 😂😂😂😂
Bro doesn’t like self snitching
I understand why I know the mafia would never unlike the rappers
@@og_3rd_st_saint_gat I got mob ties I got fuckin' mob ties - playboi carti
@@Wrldisyours😂
Sure doesn’t.
...but he gon react to it!😅
Bruce Rivers Breakdown Reaction Videos! If I'm laughing and others are then Michael must have been rolling when recording and editing this. Great bar breakdown!😂
I’ve been concerned about him. I know he wasn’t feeling well for a while. Hopefully Michael the content genius will read some comments and let him know that we’re concerned.
Bruce the best part of a beard is rocking a mustache before taking the hold thing off. Looking mean and clean 🤝
Clocking in early today!!! Woooooot! 👏🏼🙌🏼 love you Michael and Bruce!
Came so far outypur she'll since I first started watcing Bruce
Good for yall. Keep it up
Pure Gold🥇
Where you at Bruce? Hope you’re alright.
“Grrrrr” and “ we started out with some murderous shit already” 😭😭😭 Yu earned a like and sub
So we went from "Death Metal" to "Death whatever the fuq this is???" 🤨
Shite.
your pfp of Katt is my reaction to this trash ass song 💀
Satan music
Well…no
Death Metal still exists.
This is an unfortunate mutation of Hip-Hop.
You know this though.
They don’t even sound sonically similar.
If you called it “death rap” it’ll be too on the nose
You could testify a a drill translation expert
Bruce! Where are you??
Sir I’ve been waiting for this video sense I’ve originally subscribed months ago lol thank you and your son for the great content!
What a lovely melody...😅
Where are you Mr Rivers?...you and Michael are seriously missed. ❤
Got a aBK Burger King commercial right after Bruce said something about Baby Kia 😂
The grrra omg I can’t 😅 I love you man
You know it’s cool to be gangster and murderous. It is what it is. Wow, just wow
If Bruce says it's the worst self-snitching so far, it has to be absolutely insane. 😂 Should be fun to watch.
Thank you Bruce for your translation. Definitely snitching.
Lawyer def got street cred bro getting more gangsta with every video
Bruce spittin’ them lyrics though…😂😂
Rap analysis
Cmon buddy I look forward to a new video every day ,it's been almost a week ,please no more rappers ,you already expect them to be bad,I like the regular people, thanks
Great reaction Mr Rivers. Enjoyed every moment of it. Love the fact you are doing reaction videos again.
Throwback vibes with this one, og Bruce back???
Jesus, I feel like I'm losing brain cells with every line, this is art in the most low brow sense imaginable
Nah you js folded 😂
First crime he committed was calling this music
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Can you imagine an unaffiliated lawyer can create a TH-cam channel, post a reaction video to your arrest, and reach over a million subscribers, all before your trial date?
Ohhhh I miss you reacting to songs 😂 love this. Some of yall might not know that this is how his channel started.