Nahh bruh more like brazilian criminals they look more like scp How do i know i live here.... *HELP THEY'RE HUNTING ME DOWN AAAAAAA* oh wait i have a diy plasmatic microwave minigun Scp:ayo Chill chill
@@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle the slit mouth woman is kinda in between. She will kill you if you give her a straight forward answer but gets confused as soon as you say I don't know or maybe
Love how Japanese folklore is like "Heres this creature that can wipe out whole universes if you dont clean the shit stains in your toilet... oh and heres this fella who gives tofu to everyone, sometimes its moldy... we.... we are really scared of that one"
I love how unique Japanese Yokai are, some are very straightforward and dangerous like Oni and Tengu, while some are just there as nuisances or just abnormal spectacles
The real Shredder from 2003 TMNT is nothing like a Tengu because he likes subjugating mortals like the Western or Middle Eastern Demons, and has no wings and long nose. The only Tengu about him is, he is a skillful warrior and a trickster. Like this scene below as a reference: TMNT 2003: Karai: Father? Tengu Shredder: My child. Karai: Father. I- Tengu Shredder: *Transforms back into a demon to deceive Karai from thinking that he is her father.* HA HA HA HA HA. Link: Timestap @ :
@@georgejoestarii9469that reminds mr, in the 2021 tmnt, I think season 2 or 3, they travelled back in time and were mistakened as kappa that will suck the past foot soldiers' souls through their butts. 💀
Except for the tofu boiiii. It was probably a kid, who tried running without spilling the tofu and it's like a game for kids who are doing some small chores.
European cryptids: I will give you a treat in exchange for your child American cryptids: *unholy screeching* Japanese cryptids: I showed you my butt eyeball please respond
@@kristof.demeterWe got a lot of weird fellows. Like : Baba yaga, Barghest, a really big muscular cat, Flying bat monkeys, the Baubas, the Tatzelwurm, the nightmarish Rusalka, the Gjenganger, the talking dragon Balaurs, the Krakonoch, the thing that scared a lot of English children called Black Shuck, the thing that scared a lot of scottish boys called the Nuckelavee, the bogeyman on steroids a.k.a Baubas and Finally we have the Eater of children, the evil protector of the forest, the ghost of an unholy dead, the monster which is technically omnipotent and can create mass serial killers, KNOWN AS THE Külmking.
Tip: If u don't want ur soul to get sucked through your anus, then you should bows to the kappa it will bow back and that will make the water on top of it head spill out since water is the source of kappa power you can take advantage of that and escape
The absolutely vast qualities of yokai really be on the range of "HAHA LOOK YOU LOOKED AT MY BUTTHOLE LOSER" to "If you encounter this creature you will die in an excruciatingly slow and painful way and there 's nothing you can do but read your own rights as it happens."
Fun fact: in some folklore tofu boy appear to give out fresh delicious tofu but halfway after you eat that the mold would grow. People believe this story was created to scare children so they dont eat thing that given by stranger
I love how Yo-kai can range between: "This thing will suck out your soul, eat your body, and destroy villages for fun." to "This lil' guy slurps up bathroom grime. He's not dangerous or anything; just really weird and we'd rather not be around him."
Correction: Akaname’s tongue is believed to be covered in dangerous viruses and bacteria cells. He’ll clean out all the filth in your bathroom but it’ll become patient zero hotbed. And he’s also a creep.
@@richardashendale922 it was from an old video i watched years ago. Can’t really remember the name because i was like fourteen or fifteen when i watched it but my brain chose to remember that fact about the Akaname as well as they were created to scare children into cleaning the bathroom once they’re done using it back then. that’s what i remember at least. If that’s unbelievable to you then fair enough.
Kappas actually have a bald spot on theor scalp like monks, if you bow to the Kappa it will bow back spilling all thevwater on it's scalp which is its source of power. It's said they can cure diseases if you beat them in a sumo wrestling match.
I love to believe many folktales and legends come from weird or near unexplainable interactions, whether that be with people or in nature. this is why many old cryptids share similarities between real animals. or why many cases of “possession” could be attributed to undiagnosed mental illness or disease. life is truly stranger than fiction!
So to sum up youkai: Afaik they're kami which have lost their divinity. Kami are japan's native animist gods, and as such exist in all natural phenomenon. In olden days, youkai were isef as explanations for things which did not yet have an explanations. The word youkai even means something like "mystery." Then as time passed people made more youkai, as explanations, for fun, or as jokes. Youkai ocs were particularly popular in the edo period.
There's also BetoBeto-san. He's really simple. He walks behind you with his loud, wooden slippers, so your supposed to step aside, and let him go first by saying, "after you!" He's really just to teach kids to be polite to their elders.
There’s also Sunékosuri, which is a fat cat-like yokai that rubs up on your shin when you’re in a hurry during bad weather, reminding you to slow down. And don’t forget about Yakan-zuru, a yokai that is a metal tea pot that dangles down from a random tree if you approach it. That’s all that it does.
Japanese kappas are also known to drag children into rivers and eat them Which is why I both stood close to my parents and stayed away from rivers when I was a child
It doesn't just clean, it eats the filth left, even the feces. And seems to spread plague to the given family of the residence they arrived too. Which is basically telling the old Japanese to clean the wash rooms.
It was long ago but I've read that Kappas were made up because of babies being thrown into lakes and turning green (poor families did this) and the rich families with their children would be curious about the green creatures in the lake so the parents made this urban legend called the Kappa to keep the kids away from the water
I remember one of them is a parasite that grows a massive mouth on ur belly and screams for food 24/7 another one is a turtle that turns other people who eat turtles into turtles.
Japanese folklore was just the original SCP Foundation
Local comentor discovers cryptids
Nahh bruh more like brazilian criminals they look more like scp
How do i know i live here.... *HELP THEY'RE HUNTING ME DOWN AAAAAAA* oh wait i have a diy plasmatic microwave minigun
Scp:ayo Chill chill
@@KabuMontasauriosnever thought I’d see the day! Wait till he hears about western ones
Fr
The J type of SCPs fits more lol
Japanese folklore can either be the silliest shit ever or the most horrifying thing a human has ever thought of
And there’s nothing in between 😂
@@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle the slit mouth woman is kinda in between.
She will kill you if you give her a straight forward answer but gets confused as soon as you say I don't know or maybe
@@lunerwolf7539me, a supernatural skeptic storing this information in the back of my brain in case I ever encounter her 💀
Love how Japanese folklore is like
"Heres this creature that can wipe out whole universes if you dont clean the shit stains in your toilet... oh and heres this fella who gives tofu to everyone, sometimes its moldy... we.... we are really scared of that one"
Touhou moment
@@friendlyneighborhoodshinigami*_touhou mentioned_*
“that one” is crazy
I can honestly picture some drunk artists from the edo period drawing a bunch of random creatures and them becoming yokai
nah
I love how unique Japanese Yokai are, some are very straightforward and dangerous like Oni and Tengu, while some are just there as nuisances or just abnormal spectacles
The real Shredder from 2003 TMNT is nothing like a Tengu because he likes subjugating mortals like the Western or Middle Eastern Demons, and has no wings and long nose. The only Tengu about him is, he is a skillful warrior and a trickster. Like this scene below as a reference:
TMNT 2003:
Karai: Father?
Tengu Shredder: My child.
Karai: Father. I-
Tengu Shredder: *Transforms back into a demon to deceive Karai from thinking that he is her father.* HA HA HA HA HA.
Link:
Timestap @ :
@@georgejoestarii9469What is bro talking about ?
They mostly are pranksters 😂
I don't wanna see myself staring at a Yokai's ass hole
@@georgejoestarii9469that reminds mr, in the 2021 tmnt, I think season 2 or 3, they travelled back in time and were mistakened as kappa that will suck the past foot soldiers' souls through their butts. 💀
Gotta love how every culture has some kind of creature that's meant to encourage or discourage some sort of behavior.
Yeah!! Like so many yokai spawn out of neglect, so it’s a cautionary tale to take care of your things! It’s fascinating!
Except for the tofu boiiii.
It was probably a kid, who tried running without spilling the tofu and it's like a game for kids who are doing some small chores.
.... so the kappa sucking our soul out through our butt is.... meant to discourage us from pooping in the river?
What does butthole eye thing bug discourage then
@@jakeschreiner9348 kids to not show their butthole to the people or to not shiiiit on public places.
Its funny how some of these Sound like if a village tries to hide that weird guy they cant get rid off.
The neighbour's kid:
Other countries folklore: made to scare children into behaving
Japanese folklore: made to explain the weird guy down the road. 😂
"That's a weird monster."
"No, that's just Jin. He's a wacknut, but we describe him like a monster to frighten tourists. Nice guy, though.
*sees shirimes*
"he just like me fr fr"
ong!!!!
Dude 💀
Prof?
Public Indecency ×19
2nd degree murder ×1
Illegal Firearm Possesion ×4
I got your criminal record and i agree.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Kappa: *tries to suck out soul*
Person: no I don’t want you to do that, that’s rude
Kappa: oh shit mb
I could use the bathroom grime cleaned up. 😂
it's spit is poisonous
same lmao
@@kdup-hp6zmeh it’s fine it’s not like i’m gonna be licking the toilet seat anyways
@@neilciereegraiscoollol true xD
@@neilciereegraiscoolit’s flesh melting poison
“Thanks for the tofu, Tofu Boy!”
Thats when I looked at the tofu, and it was moldy tofu.
r/twosentencehorror
*"GASP"*
And then I realised...it was actually meat from...the creature 🪱
@@spinylizardz no, please no, not the creature in the basement 😱😱😱
@@spinylizardzNo tofu? That's OK, I can just get some from the creature 🪱
Shirime's not gonna be laughing when it hears the sound of jeans unzipping.
Ong
Ima poke it's eye 😏😩
How would it work tho, can you elaborate?
BRO ☠️
@@thiagoleonardo2484take the eyeball out maybe? but that's horrifying..
European cryptids: I will give you a treat in exchange for your child
American cryptids: *unholy screeching*
Japanese cryptids: I showed you my butt eyeball please respond
Japanese Yokai: Shows you their eye on their ass, laughs and then run away.
I love this comment 😂
Lmao
I literally laughed so hard I cried at this comment. You have no idea how badly I needed this today. Thank you.
@@kristof.demeterWe got a lot of weird fellows. Like : Baba yaga, Barghest, a really big muscular cat, Flying bat monkeys, the Baubas, the Tatzelwurm, the nightmarish Rusalka, the Gjenganger, the talking dragon Balaurs, the Krakonoch, the thing that scared a lot of English children called Black Shuck, the thing that scared a lot of scottish boys called the Nuckelavee, the bogeyman on steroids a.k.a Baubas
and Finally we have the Eater of children, the evil protector of the forest, the ghost of an unholy dead, the monster which is technically omnipotent and can create mass serial killers, KNOWN AS THE Külmking.
Tip: If u don't want ur soul to get sucked through your anus, then you should bows to the kappa it will bow back and that will make the water on top of it head spill out since water is the source of kappa power you can take advantage of that and escape
I'd let him 😏
I mean like... I don't mind tho
@@-_Random_-.WTH MAN 💀 (same..)
Ayo wtf
📸 🤨
@-_Random_-. oh..! that's not..
"Oh shirime i'm so scared..."
*unzips*
NAWW 💀... (same)
Fr
Imagine if we did that to that thing and later on when ever its saw us its just runaway screaming because of the trauma we caused it Lol.
@@bf0019 💀
👁️💧
Okay that first one is actually just fucking hilarious lmfao
Fr
SMASH
it's like "yo look at the eye in my ass*
@@Mongo10 I was waiting for people like you to appear 😅
Smash@@Mongo10
The absolutely vast qualities of yokai really be on the range of "HAHA LOOK YOU LOOKED AT MY BUTTHOLE LOSER" to "If you encounter this creature you will die in an excruciatingly slow and painful way and there 's nothing you can do but read your own rights as it happens."
That little freaking bathroom guy would be in my little brother's bathroom 24/7 having a buffet 💀💀💀💀💀
LMAOOOO😭
😂😂😂
I love that sometimes Japanese folklore is terrifying and sometimes it's just like "what if raccoon dogs had magical balls."
Fun fact: in some folklore tofu boy appear to give out fresh delicious tofu but halfway after you eat that the mold would grow. People believe this story was created to scare children so they dont eat thing that given by stranger
the moldy tofu is so terrifying they had to blur it
"Tofu"
I scream as I am Scared
"Moldy Tofu"
I scream louder as I am Terrified
Whenever the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever have an episode where they go to Japan, theyre almost always mistaken for a Kappa
Imagine getting flashed by a demon 😭
"RUN! THAT BOY HAS MOLDY TOFU!!!"
I love how Yo-kai can range between:
"This thing will suck out your soul, eat your body, and destroy villages for fun."
to
"This lil' guy slurps up bathroom grime. He's not dangerous or anything; just really weird and we'd rather not be around him."
Yo Kai?
@@PerilousPickleYo Yo Yo, my buddy old pal Kai
The Dead do not…clean bathrooms
@@PerilousPickle Its the Japanese word for demon, or monster. Its used for any supernatural creature that is either mischievous or evil.
@@thecomentingcat6280 oh
Correction: Akaname’s tongue is believed to be covered in dangerous viruses and bacteria cells. He’ll clean out all the filth in your bathroom but it’ll become patient zero hotbed. And he’s also a creep.
So I'll just spray a bunch of Hands in the tizer.
@@Shockerpitzwei good luck
He doesn't just clean it, be eats the filth the feces.
Where'd you hear that? I have never heard they spread illness.
@@richardashendale922 it was from an old video i watched years ago. Can’t really remember the name because i was like fourteen or fifteen when i watched it but my brain chose to remember that fact about the Akaname as well as they were created to scare children into cleaning the bathroom once they’re done using it back then. that’s what i remember at least. If that’s unbelievable to you then fair enough.
"Man why you mooning me"
"Just cus."
Kappas actually have a bald spot on theor scalp like monks, if you bow to the Kappa it will bow back spilling all thevwater on it's scalp which is its source of power. It's said they can cure diseases if you beat them in a sumo wrestling match.
Its bald spot is more of a bowl like shape. Literally the head of a kappa is concaved like a bowl and contains water.
The last one is just a lil guy and thats it i love it
Shirimes won't find it funny after someone claps it's cheeks 💀
Got a spirit in your village? Call Nut Busters. Blinding Shirimes since 1406.
Honestly, these legends sound like they were derived from encounters with “weird” people.
Yup that's exactly what it is, Asian culture is insanely stupid
I love to believe many folktales and legends come from weird or near unexplainable interactions, whether that be with people or in nature. this is why many old cryptids share similarities between real animals. or why many cases of “possession” could be attributed to undiagnosed mental illness or disease. life is truly stranger than fiction!
So to sum up youkai:
Afaik they're kami which have lost their divinity. Kami are japan's native animist gods, and as such exist in all natural phenomenon. In olden days, youkai were isef as explanations for things which did not yet have an explanations. The word youkai even means something like "mystery."
Then as time passed people made more youkai, as explanations, for fun, or as jokes. Youkai ocs were particularly popular in the edo period.
Akaname: Free cleaning
with the bonus of free illness
"Buy one, get toxins for free"
I'm convinced that these monsters may actually make sense since if i die, i'll probably be one of these.
r.i.p to the guy that got yeeted by a Boroboroton😔
Lol Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mentioned kappa often, particularly when they found themselves in feudal times. Some of my fav storylines
A character in ok ko is canonically I kappa aswell!!! 😊
“So what did you do today?”
“A little boy chased me with Tofu.“
“I-what..?
*”a little boy chased me with TOFU-“*
"And it was...MOLDY"
*dies of shock*
They don’t even chase you, they just offer you some if you approach him lol
"We Kappa will steal your souls, through your butt!" - Leonardo TMNT 2012
raphael; through your butt?? really??
Leo; What? That’s actual japanese folklore!
dayum we getting outta jail with the then 3rd one 🥶🥶🫡
"Nooo, my bedsheets are running away!"
That first one is gonna have a bad time when someone unzipps
Imagine shirime meets cappa and the cappa sucks the soul out of shirime
Spirits are spirits, no matter how uninteresting or boring they may be
Shirimes and tofu boy is a vibe ngl
fr
Just wait until someone unzips💀
old japan horor:we kill you but we're sorry
modern japan horor:human centipede
That boroboroton be like :
F it Im out! You never clean me!
Or....
I'll might as well make you sleep forever
I love how ones just kid with tofu nothing supernatural or scary just a generous kid with tofu.
Imagine trying to sleep and your bed just starts strangling you😂
They must have made really good rice wine back then.
My favourite is the ghost that sneaks into your room and flips your pillow over
Fun Fact: Kappas are actually the inspiration the Lotad/Lombre/Ludicolo Pokemon line!
Also for golduck (kinda)
And "Kappa Mikey", I guess.
Also for Nitori Kawashiro in Touhou
@@desolate00wait you're a touhou fan aswell just a question?
is the funny mexican duck man really gonna steal my soul 😨
Tofu boy is probably Xiao’s fscorite urban legend (Xiao from Genshin impact)
Wait a sec
Kappa: turtle like japan creature
Koopa: also a turtle Japan creature
There's also BetoBeto-san. He's really simple. He walks behind you with his loud, wooden slippers, so your supposed to step aside, and let him go first by saying, "after you!" He's really just to teach kids to be polite to their elders.
Hate when that happens
“That’s why we don’t take tofu from strangers, kids.”
Tofu boy gives me the chills
"wow babe that dinner was delicious"
"Yea fr- yo whats that white guy doing"
"Wanna see my butteye?"
Fun fact:
Kappas enjoy drowning kids who go playing by the river alone :D
....well, not really fun...but its a fact!
They also loathe cows and horses, and hate them to the point where they drown them on sight.
@some_random_RWhat is their usual thing to do ?
In ninja turtles 3 the japanese warriors indeed called our heroes "kappa"
The last one just seems like a kid pulling a prank on the whole village, and everyone calling it a Yokai
the first one was probably a local deranged streaker
“Sorry about sucking out your soul”
I ain’t know bro was chill like that
😂 the butt hole flasher is definitely my new favorite cryptid
I sure hope the first creature doesn't happen to find me in my hornied state
Idk why but Japanese folklore seems to depict humans accurately as spirits lmfsoo
Waiting for zun to make a character out of the shirime lmao
ay another touhou fan
Japanese folk lore is either the creepiest or the weirdest type and at this point it's a 50/50 which one you run into.
Same bro
It's seems like most of them are result of someone's intrusive thoughts
There’s also Sunékosuri, which is a fat cat-like yokai that rubs up on your shin when you’re in a hurry during bad weather, reminding you to slow down.
And don’t forget about Yakan-zuru, a yokai that is a metal tea pot that dangles down from a random tree if you approach it. That’s all that it does.
(Bed starts strangling me)
Daddy?
The first one is my spirit animal 😂
Japanese kappas are also known to drag children into rivers and eat them
Which is why I both stood close to my parents and stayed away from rivers when I was a child
You forgot adzuki arai "bean washer" hes my personal favourite
Also akaname has a poisonous tongue, which they use to clean.
So basically they saw a kid running away with a tofu and immediately made him a folklore
Have some mercy on Tofu Boy, he's trying his best
I like the little one that looks like a little animal of some kind that cleans your bathroom
It doesn't just clean, it eats the filth left, even the feces.
And seems to spread plague to the given family of the residence they arrived too.
Which is basically telling the old Japanese to clean the wash rooms.
i love how most of them are simply mildly inconvenient
Tbh I'd probably prank people with my butt eyeball too
It was long ago but I've read that Kappas were made up because of babies being thrown into lakes and turning green (poor families did this) and the rich families with their children would be curious about the green creatures in the lake so the parents made this urban legend called the Kappa to keep the kids away from the water
Sees shirimes
"Does it grip? Does it splat? Does it make a soundm"
"I gyyyaaaaat to know"
Find out on the next expisode of
This is what happens when you self isolate for 500 years
Shirime better not do that in this generation or he is getting a sore eye and butt💀💀
☠️☠️☠️
He better watch his soap
Shirimes vs Kappas goes crazy
All fun until shirimes runs into a ga- guy🗿
"Butt eyeball" 😰😰🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
Oko Sraurona 💀
now imagine the Kappa accidentally meets the Shirime
So you're saying that shirimes are just randomly mooning around passers-by?😂
Shirime: "hey look at my ass eye"
Akaname is doing you a job so u don't have to clean ur bathroom
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The "Shirimes" one i thought it was "Shitames" LOL
I seen these from the anime called "Spooky Kitaro" :_)
"oh shit the beds leaving"
Your dad be like when u r late school
I remember one of them is a parasite that grows a massive mouth on ur belly and screams for food 24/7 another one is a turtle that turns other people who eat turtles into turtles.
Image walking in the middle of the night and getting flashed by an eye ass monster
Edit: Wow thanks guys didn't expect to get over 100 likes🤣
I just have one question did he pray today
@@prussianbirdproductions56NNNAAH⚰⚰☠🦧☠☠
@@-yeeyeetus417-4 nah did he pray today
@@prussianbirdproductions56what happens if he doesn't 🧐
That eyeball is gonna be white even in the pupil when I'm done😈
“hey blud try out this tofu i made”
“Ok”
- *famous last words*
I like how they're all just minor inconveniences
I’ll pay akaname JUST CLEAN THAT BATHROOM