And now, a poem. The High Flying Heifers: Up and down, up and down Like Birds high in the sky they flew Up and down, up and down Rather than sing, they only moo'd Up and down, up and down From ropes they hung on with their lives Up and down, up and down He couldn't save them, though he tried Up and down, up and down Their torment always without ending Up and down, up and down With a snap, towards the ground it sending Then down and down, down and down The cold hard ground, their torture cease Down and down, down and down May Steve and Edgar, Rest In Peace
Fill crainer and ssundee's houses with bad puns! Such as: How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide What does an archer do after he sings? He bows Where does frosty keep his money? In the snow bank What is forrest gump's password? 1forrest1 How do snails fight? they slug it out
if everyblock is different then if they try to make it perfect to look like every block in every spot perfectly then sparkles would notice since he is there more often than them and built the mixed blocks floor
Yeah, but it was unintentional, and compared to the sheer damage that Ian did (Steve and Edgar and the EPA's worst nightmare) Crainer would still get off very light by comparison.
Tyranitar is good MAKE SURE HE HAS DRAGON CLAW!!! (he can learn the move in pixelmon) if he does he will sweep Ian's Dragon Team!!! also have him learn Earthquake or Flamethrower to counter all Steel types. Metagross is only weak to Dark-Type after Gen 6. So in Pixelmon he's NOT weak to Dark-Types!!! However if Ian does go with Kingdra (Water/Dragon) Crawdaunt is going to be in just as bad shape with Kingdra's x4 Resistance to water. Go with Saybleye (Ghost/Dark) Because Pixelmon only goes up to Gen 5 he has no weakness' and he can learn Icy Wind (for Dragon-Types) and Dynamic Punch which confuses the opponent. (for Steel-types) not to mention he's Immune to Normal, Fighting, and Psychic! Add some STAB Dark and Ghost moves and you're set! Umbreon or Houndoom either works, But Umbreon isn't going to have as big of an advantage over Steel types. If Umbreon make sure you get Moonlight at level 33, it heals 50% health under normal conditions. Have it Learn Dig (for Steel-Types) and a STAB Dark Pulse. For Houndoom give him some STAB Flame Charge (to raise his Speed) and either Fire Blast (120 Damage, Less PP) or Flamethrower (95 Damage, More PP) and like Umbreon some STAB Dark pulse. But if Ian does go with Kingdra, Houndoom is gonna have a hard time with all that water, so give him Will-o-Wisp or something.
Shade Axeson Ok, I'm one second in and I know you're not very experienced in Pokémon. Dragon pulse, a special move, on a Pokémon with bad special attack? Seriously? Outrage would do much better.
HaiGuy yes Outrage would be better, however Sparkles isn't going to easily find a move tutor that just happens to have Outrage, it's unlikely. Yes he has a higher attack stat but a 95 Sp. attack is nothing to scoff at. So maybe Dragon claw would be better, at 10 less power but a physical move it'd be just as good.
Jordan! This series is missing something eh? Well it happens to be i know what this series is missing! We see you prepare your trolls, wich is fun, but we never see the result! This is fundamental and, if u ask me, very obvious. We, as your watchers, want to not only see you prepare and set up the trolls, we most of all, want to see them happen. This ingredient is, sad enough, missing. So here is my tip to you, implement (just like Ian does) some of the footage from your beloved troll victims showing them falling for your troll. This way you'll be able to provide some good oll commentary and entertainment to us, making this series complete! I get that this makes for some extra work. But looking at ian, its worth it! I hope, i really do, that you appreciate my constructive criticism! Thanks for reading, make sure to like this if you want this to. This way jordan will be more likely to get this message! 1 more thing tho, i posted this idea on other episode (11), and it got 434 likes, which made it the top comment. The fact that you ignored or didn't read it surprises me. Further: Good day
You should make Ssundee drop to hell. Netherrack and fire and lava and he falls 150 like blocks. Then name his sins at the bottom and put a chest with a piece of leather named Edgar and a piece of leather named Steve (you don't have to name them if you want)
You should get help from the sever masters to plague Ssundee with cow sounds and cows getting hurt sounds. MAY HE NEVER FORGET WHAT HE DID TO STEVE AND EDGAR.
For the next troll on Ssundee you should make a sign that says "you killed my beloved and now ill kill yours" and then dispensers rapidly fires cobble in to fire
The mechanism jetpack has three modes: 1) Regular (which mainly propels you upward) 2) Hover (which lets you hover, obviously, but also works well for moving horizontally) 3) Disabled (this lets you jump normally instead of activating the jetpack) You can switch modes with a key based on the controls screen. It should be listed as: [Mechanism] Switch Mode or something similar. You can cover a lot of ground quickly by having your jetpack on regular. 1) Sprint 2) Activate Jetpack 3) Without letting go of W or Space tap the mode switch key With that you stay at the same height but move at the speed of sprint (or at least close).
Another good one. Feels like the rest of the trolls against Ian, will be dedicated to the lost innocents, Edgar and Steve. Deservedly so. Songs shall be sung over them. That was really funny that he had the jet pack on, especially after forgetting, over and over about the trap. Very lucky, but, understandable. Isn't that always the case, you get wrapped up in dealing with fixing something, you forget things, and hurt yourself all over again the same way. I remember, one day, slamming my foot into a brick, moving the brick out of the way for safety, then a day later, hitting it with the other foot, cause I forgot I moved it dealing with the injury. Sigh.
I love laughing with you, going on adventures with you, MLG pro rekting people and even getting rekt with you. Even through a screen, it's an awesome feeling I can't describe We love you Jordan :D
I think that jet pack save should be a counter troll, Jordan trolled the troller who tried trolling him by saving himself when the troller didn't expect it
2:46 the chicken was like "I'mma join you brooo" LLLOOOLL. I've been watching TrollCraft since the beginning of the series, and now this is my 10th time watching it. Still, hoping for season 2
At least he try's to make a reaction, sparklez just sit there and says well that happened ok. His Edgar and Steve troll he litterally had no emotion for their deaths. And then he takes it out on Ian like, totally not my fault they died because I showed the viewers my farm for way longer than needed!
On the off chance that this is actually read - after about episode 5-6 I was waiting for you to do the viewing room for the cows, but I had another idea..a suggestion :) (I know, not likely gonna be read, but I wanna say it anyway). (Long, lot's of work..but if it works, it'd be amazing). Ultimate troll ideer - (also kinda creepy). For starters, you can do this one of two ways, recycling the princess dolls, or making a bunch of cow dolls. Now, what you do, is one of your pitfalls, or - have it be in the nether where they port in. (They'd expect a pitfall by now, but now a portal trap). Make a circular room, raising one block, like stairs. (1, 2, 3,) so it's shaped like an ampitheatre. Amphitheatre..however it's spelt. Anyway, having the, "accused" land/port in at the center. Now for the fun part, altho I'm not sure if it's possible. Have either 3 pressure plates (first 3 steps) or have it rigged to go in stages (if possible) with pistons or something else. Keep the room completely dark. Then - He walks in, first step, pressure plate activates, and pushes stones out of the way - revealing torches that light the first ring of dolls, (or maybe drops lava onto glass if it doesn't melt/something see through). next step blocks are removed, and the second set of dolls are lit up, third step, third and final ring - all lit up. The Idea is - they get lit up in stages, and surround them. (Think 90's movies, where they're shaded, then there's a click - they're lit in a black room..hard to say, can't think of any movies off hand -.-) "Being judged, by a group..of their peers" a bunch of cows...or for crainer - The princess council. Going the extra mile (putting the amphitheatre in the nether, blocked off..would take a lot of time). You could also (if in the main world) catch some of those hammerhead bull hybrid thingies. And leave a sign, "Do you repent, for your sins." and the other, "I did nothing wrong" Both with ladders, but the I did nothing wrong, releases a bunch of those bulls on them. Or for the princess council - witches/wizards. (Altho no clue how you'd catch them). Granted with jetpacks they can probably just fly on out- but still, wanted to toss it out there :D
Yeah, Ssundee accidentally killed your cows, that's not good... But you're using the corpses of your cow friends for a prank?... Is your plan really any sane than Ssundee's XD
niks kositis but what caused Ssundee to do something that Sparklez wants him to reflect his actions on? Exactly, Sparklez is sparkling the sparks... Henry Webster Sparklez is using the dolls to represent as their remains, which, in term, are replicas of their corpses, still counting as theirs.
Sparklez, get the wand that wards blocks so they can't get destroyed and build a sphere or a cube or something around ssundee's house and ward all the blocks.
Jordan, see if they have statue making in that mod. Then carve a statue of yourself standing over their beds. Also, that mod has camo blocks that you can see one way through. What if you can replace the wall of their house with camo blocks placing them so everyone outside can see in, but they are opaque from the inside.
Those command blocks are for a sound troll crainer did to sunday ages ago where it played crainer doing memes everytime sunday stepped on the hidden pressure plates.
Suggestions: Make two Gas Tanks from Mekanism and put them on the left and right side of the Separator, and upgrade your jetpack to armored. It requires some diamonds, but its worth it in the end.
captain sparkels you should do what crainer did to you and hide mob spawners in sundees base and take all his torches coal and wood and hide it under his floor boards and tell him his stuff is hidden under his farm but in reality the chest under his farm tell him to look under the pink floor and after he has dug all that up he find a chest that tells him to dig around the bottom of his steps with his wood and torches and stuff
I would recommend the armored jetpack. Although it may be expensive, It is MORE than worth it, as it gives a hefty amount of defense for a chest piece and allows flight. PS depending on the available mods, you can automate the hydrogen creation.
Make your floor out of all different blocks or at least a checkerboard pattern so that it makes it harder for Crainer to disguise the ghost blocks. This would also work as a troll where each block has to be cleaned up manually (no vein miner).
A really good troll that you should also do to Ian is to get all the dolls that you have and cover his house even more with them. Like this Jordan can see it
You should hide Ssundee's own sewage somewhere in his house then set up a a hidden pressure plate to release the sewage all over his smeltery and farm!
Btw Sparklez Sundee discovered your ghost block that makes you fall to death. So if you could replace it that would be HILARIOUS! And put a thing of sewage at the top of the man tower that could hilarious for his viewers!
you could try shooting stuff thorough your nether portal or just spam it full with useless stuff like taint tendrills or globs of taint goo or just make it so monjtsers will go there with water or just use some bait or an activated ring from evilcraft (there is only one so..) so when someone would go thorough the portal they would get the random crap monsters or any other thing you like to go there
Omg you should put a ghost block on the nether side of SSundee's and Crainers side of the nether portal and maybe it'll spawn them in a random place in the nether unless it sends them to yours. Maybe you should do it to yours too temporarily just in case. Like so he sees
If you put as bucked into the thing on tinkers construct smeltery, you can drain your blood into the bucket. (the same place where you would put a pickaxe head mould into)
here is the good new sparklz poop helps crops to grow better in farms, farmers actually buy the poop we flush down the toilet to help fertilize all the crops the grow, so most likely those bagels your eating where originally grown in poop (i say most likely because not all farms use this strategy) but isn't that a wheat fact (bad puns are bad)
Might as well rename this series to Minecraft: Ghostblocks.
Agreed
Ikr
And now, a poem.
The High Flying Heifers:
Up and down, up and down
Like Birds high in the sky they flew
Up and down, up and down
Rather than sing, they only moo'd
Up and down, up and down
From ropes they hung on with their lives
Up and down, up and down
He couldn't save them, though he tried
Up and down, up and down
Their torment always without ending
Up and down, up and down
With a snap, towards the ground it sending
Then down and down, down and down
The cold hard ground, their torture cease
Down and down, down and down
May Steve and Edgar, Rest In Peace
I have a haiku instead,
Haikus Are Stupid
Sometimes They Do Not Make Sense.
Refrigerator
I have a peter Johnson haiku
Do not watch the film
It’s a dam inside joke
Just read the dam book
And
CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAIN
That was great!!
@Le Monarque they’re called slant rhymes. not too horrible
i’m from 2023 and this made me shed a tear….
You should post your reactions to your trolls like SSundee does! Like so he can see this!
Mac Boackle IKR ssundee reacts is so funny
he can't read comments it's part of the rules
Mac Boackle ssundee did all the troos
Yes he can
they are allowed to watch their troll play out. keehan and xeen find the timestamp in the others vids where they get trolled
Fill crainer and ssundee's houses with bad puns!
Such as:
How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide
What does an archer do after he sings? He bows
Where does frosty keep his money? In the snow bank
What is forrest gump's password? 1forrest1
How do snails fight? they slug it out
XD 10/10 puns
Nic NacNeon why did the lemon stop moving? It ran outta juice.
Carey Fisher
Wow dood, that's a sick pun bro!
Nic Nac Neon its me Zocker
10/10 would pun again m9 XD rawr
Sparkelz make a floor with all different kinds of blocks so they have to work harder to put ghost blocks
unless you mean every block is something different, that wouldn't work because ghost blocks change to the block next to it
if everyblock is different then if they try to make it perfect to look like every block in every spot perfectly then sparkles would notice since he is there more often than them and built the mixed blocks floor
im not going to say this is a bad idea, but you can counter it easily, it will just be more time-consuming
It'd probably would work if they used blocks with odd models, but it'd look pretty ugly.
Or use very expensive blocks that they don't have/ nor would give away
Didn't Ian save Jardon by placing sewage down there? Trainer made the fall knowing Spookles would die, which is what the sign were for.
Yeah, but it was unintentional, and compared to the sheer damage that Ian did (Steve and Edgar and the EPA's worst nightmare) Crainer would still get off very light by comparison.
*Crainer
"trainer" XD
no ian didn't save jardon. jet pack saved jardon.
Ian placed the sewage which Jardon landed in once.
Tyranitar is good MAKE SURE HE HAS DRAGON CLAW!!! (he can learn the move in pixelmon) if he does he will sweep Ian's Dragon Team!!! also have him learn Earthquake or Flamethrower to counter all Steel types. Metagross is only weak to Dark-Type after Gen 6. So in Pixelmon he's NOT weak to Dark-Types!!!
However if Ian does go with Kingdra (Water/Dragon) Crawdaunt is going to be in just as bad shape with Kingdra's x4 Resistance to water. Go with Saybleye (Ghost/Dark) Because Pixelmon only goes up to Gen 5 he has no weakness' and he can learn Icy Wind (for Dragon-Types) and Dynamic Punch which confuses the opponent. (for Steel-types) not to mention he's Immune to Normal, Fighting, and Psychic! Add some STAB Dark and Ghost moves and you're set!
Umbreon or Houndoom either works, But Umbreon isn't going to have as big of an advantage over Steel types. If Umbreon make sure you get Moonlight at level 33, it heals 50% health under normal conditions. Have it Learn Dig (for Steel-Types) and a STAB Dark Pulse. For Houndoom give him some STAB Flame Charge (to raise his Speed) and either Fire Blast (120 Damage, Less PP) or Flamethrower (95 Damage, More PP) and like Umbreon some STAB Dark pulse. But if Ian does go with Kingdra, Houndoom is gonna have a hard time with all that water, so give him Will-o-Wisp or something.
Like this comment so Jardon can win PIXELMON!!!
Shade Axeson Awesome tips, I hope he sees this.
Shade Axeson Ok, I'm one second in and I know you're not very experienced in Pokémon. Dragon pulse, a special move, on a Pokémon with bad special attack? Seriously? Outrage would do much better.
HaiGuy yes Outrage would be better, however Sparkles isn't going to easily find a move tutor that just happens to have Outrage, it's unlikely. Yes he has a higher attack stat but a 95 Sp. attack is nothing to scoff at. So maybe Dragon claw would be better, at 10 less power but a physical move it'd be just as good.
You should probably post this on a pixelmon video....
Jordan! This series is missing something eh? Well it happens to be i know what this series is missing! We see you prepare your trolls, wich is fun, but we never see the result! This is fundamental and, if u ask me, very obvious. We, as your watchers, want to not only see you prepare and set up the trolls, we most of all, want to see them happen. This ingredient is, sad enough, missing. So here is my tip to you, implement (just like Ian does) some of the footage from your beloved troll victims showing them falling for your troll. This way you'll be able to provide some good oll commentary and entertainment to us, making this series complete! I get that this makes for some extra work. But looking at ian, its worth it! I hope, i really do, that you appreciate my constructive criticism!
Thanks for reading, make sure to like this if you want this to. This way jordan will be more likely to get this message! 1 more thing tho, i posted this idea on other episode (11), and it got 434 likes, which made it the top comment. The fact that you ignored or didn't read it surprises me. Further: Good day
TheRedOneGaming Jesus fucking Christ why put this much effort in a comment he isn't gonna read this shit
he does
Manuilay why did you spam this 2 years ago
You should make Ssundee drop to hell. Netherrack and fire and lava and he falls 150 like blocks. Then name his sins at the bottom and put a chest with a piece of leather named Edgar and a piece of leather named Steve (you don't have to name them if you want)
Btw Ssundee has a jet pack
then make sure he cant use it.
+kfftfuftur how if he has logged off with it on
I know who did that prank
Yes
You should get help from the sever masters to plague Ssundee with cow sounds and cows getting hurt sounds. MAY HE NEVER FORGET WHAT HE DID TO STEVE AND EDGAR.
Sydney Harrison he could just mute his volume, it would be a failure
Smol Bean if he muted it he’d miss a lot of other noises that would probably be good to hear
5:17 Oh dear GOD! It's Minecraft's biggest "Crap-sident" ever made
The Starman 😂😏 nice one
I like how he's laughing while making the memorial of his cows
Edgar and Steve were having a ball until Ian put them up tall and they had a great fall it is a terrible memory to recall
I agree
(Many years later)
1:09 OMG!!!! Love how your voice changed, Sparklez!! That was hilarious!! At least you didn't die!!! "Thank you, Jetpack!" LOL!!!
For the next troll on Ssundee you should make a sign that says "you killed my beloved and now ill kill yours" and then dispensers rapidly fires cobble in to fire
The mechanism jetpack has three modes:
1) Regular (which mainly propels you upward)
2) Hover (which lets you hover, obviously, but also works well for moving horizontally)
3) Disabled (this lets you jump normally instead of activating the jetpack)
You can switch modes with a key based on the controls screen. It should be listed as:
[Mechanism] Switch Mode
or something similar.
You can cover a lot of ground quickly by having your jetpack on regular.
1) Sprint
2) Activate Jetpack
3) Without letting go of W or Space tap the mode switch key
With that you stay at the same height but move at the speed of sprint (or at least close).
It read the title as "SICKEST MLG SLAVE"
IKR? LOL.
Irene Eranes I did too XD
*dying
Dude, that troll is freaking evil. Well played, but you only live twice Mr. Butz (Mianite Season 2! Does anyone else remember that?!)
Np !! I made That Gravestone! RIP Edgar And Steve
Did you really? Then nice work! :D I like to cow foot sticking out XD
Nightmare- Master of the Fears Lol It Was Pretty Funny! took me a day to make!
ya know, if ssundee had known that leads could break, that never would have happened
hey, I like the episode 5-8 thing... kinda reminds me of something
Like that one Tucker guy who died in episode 3?
Another good one. Feels like the rest of the trolls against Ian, will be dedicated to the lost innocents, Edgar and Steve. Deservedly so. Songs shall be sung over them.
That was really funny that he had the jet pack on, especially after forgetting, over and over about the trap. Very lucky, but, understandable. Isn't that always the case, you get wrapped up in dealing with fixing something, you forget things, and hurt yourself all over again the same way. I remember, one day, slamming my foot into a brick, moving the brick out of the way for safety, then a day later, hitting it with the other foot, cause I forgot I moved it dealing with the injury. Sigh.
Whenever someone mentions Steve and Edgar, I start to cry, realising they only survived like 3 episodes
just like tucker xD
rekt
Just like that other guy. What's his name again? oh Tucker right yeah. Tucker died in episode 3.
Tucker died in episode 3 dude..
NotAsProAsYouThink Oh. i'll edit that.
I love laughing with you, going on adventures with you, MLG pro rekting people and even getting rekt with you. Even through a screen, it's an awesome feeling I can't describe
We love you Jordan :D
"He actually had to get all this sewage *manure-ly* " ba dum chhhh!! And Ian automates everything he's to lazy
Hi
Hi
15:08 has me dead. Stop trying to step on my head like that. I'm not a gumba😂
Lmao someone do an animation of Jordan big save from his jet pack XD that was epic.
Jose Lopez yaaasss
Jose Lopez but make it so he falls in the crap getting sewerage all over his face
Jose Lopez can you tell me what lmao means
look it up on google
Maryam Esam laugh my ass off
5:36 "His poop spilled on the ground, that's a BUMMER!" HAHAHAHHAH greatest pun 2K69!!!
His karma should be tainted earth around his house if that mod is in the pack
He'd need to beat the wither first to get a division sigil
problem with that is, if he doesn't take care of the taint right away bad bad things are gonna happen
Oh wait, were you talking about the taint from Thaumcraft or the cursed earth that causes a lot of mobs to spawn from Extra Utilities?
Cursed earth* whoops 😅 And yea bad things will happen but did bad things not happen when Edgar and Steve died? It's called redemption 😈😈
ummmmmm curse earth burns in daylight so there would be no use
THE BEGGINING WITH THE JETPACK SAVING YOU !!! LOLOL
“He’s got to feel like a monster”
*sign*
“You monster”😂😂
the sewage splashing over his farm was a beautiful addition XD
Do the matter transporter prank with the portal thing the thing from mianite
they havent gone to the end
I think that jet pack save should be a counter troll, Jordan trolled the troller who tried trolling him by saving himself when the troller didn't expect it
"I'm not a Goomba."
(yes you are dude)
Desecrated his canyon? More like DEFECATED HAHAHA
Yes I now I’m late
2:46 the chicken was like "I'mma join you brooo" LLLOOOLL. I've been watching TrollCraft since the beginning of the series, and now this is my 10th time watching it. Still, hoping for season 2
Hes almost close to getting his diamond play button
Ender Boi Nope 😂
100k- Silver
1M- Gold
10M- Diamond
100000 = silver
1000000= gold
10000000= diamond
lol people said this so many times last year and still he's stuck at 9M
Bronze? Are you serious?
Jordan, Thanks For Making My Life A Paradise, Also you scarred me 4 Lyfe when u fell in that hole...
make the command blocks spawn tons of cows when he falls :)
One does not simply mess with Ian. All I can say is goodluck in the future Ian can be a good troller
That first troll at the beginning... Epic fail!
he knew all of this was gonna happen...he has no emotion for it... why are u in trollcraft captinsparkles...
+shadow2kings you think captainsparklez fakes reactions? Ssundee literally makes the same face and sound every time like a routine.
At least he try's to make a reaction, sparklez just sit there and says well that happened ok. His Edgar and Steve troll he litterally had no emotion for their deaths. And then he takes it out on Ian like, totally not my fault they died because I showed the viewers my farm for way longer than needed!
Marcus Peters he had hella emotion with the Edgar and steve troll
On the off chance that this is actually read - after about episode 5-6 I was waiting for you to do the viewing room for the cows, but I had another idea..a suggestion :) (I know, not likely gonna be read, but I wanna say it anyway). (Long, lot's of work..but if it works, it'd be amazing).
Ultimate troll ideer - (also kinda creepy). For starters, you can do this one of two ways, recycling the princess dolls, or making a bunch of cow dolls.
Now, what you do, is one of your pitfalls, or - have it be in the nether where they port in. (They'd expect a pitfall by now, but now a portal trap).
Make a circular room, raising one block, like stairs. (1, 2, 3,) so it's shaped like an ampitheatre. Amphitheatre..however it's spelt. Anyway, having the, "accused" land/port in at the center.
Now for the fun part, altho I'm not sure if it's possible. Have either 3 pressure plates (first 3 steps) or have it rigged to go in stages (if possible) with pistons or something else. Keep the room completely dark. Then - He walks in, first step, pressure plate activates, and pushes stones out of the way - revealing torches that light the first ring of dolls, (or maybe drops lava onto glass if it doesn't melt/something see through). next step blocks are removed, and the second set of dolls are lit up, third step, third and final ring - all lit up. The Idea is - they get lit up in stages, and surround them. (Think 90's movies, where they're shaded, then there's a click - they're lit in a black room..hard to say, can't think of any movies off hand -.-) "Being judged, by a group..of their peers" a bunch of cows...or for crainer - The princess council.
Going the extra mile (putting the amphitheatre in the nether, blocked off..would take a lot of time). You could also (if in the main world) catch some of those hammerhead bull hybrid thingies. And leave a sign, "Do you repent, for your sins." and the other, "I did nothing wrong" Both with ladders, but the I did nothing wrong, releases a bunch of those bulls on them. Or for the princess council - witches/wizards. (Altho no clue how you'd catch them). Granted with jetpacks they can probably just fly on out- but still, wanted to toss it out there :D
Did anyone else hear the voicecrack at 7:24 XDDD
So awkward how everyone's trolls are failing, because everyone is so prepared.
you should burn cobblestone if you want to bully Ian :)
Jordan you can change the jetpack mode to hover (horizontal) so you don't have to burst it
Yeah, Ssundee accidentally killed your cows, that's not good...
But you're using the corpses of your cow friends for a prank?...
Is your plan really any sane than Ssundee's XD
Well, he's using them to make Ssundee reflect on his actions.
SciRei Fireshock they are not corpses, they are cow dolls
niks kositis but what caused Ssundee to do something that Sparklez wants him to reflect his actions on? Exactly, Sparklez is sparkling the sparks...
Henry Webster Sparklez is using the dolls to represent as their remains, which, in term, are replicas of their corpses, still counting as theirs.
not to mention ssundee didn't know the cows could die.
SciRei Fireshock Hanging the cows.
DUDE HECK YES IT FEELS SO GOOD TO WATCH CRAINER'S TROLL FAIL AFTER WATCHING ALL OF SPARKLES TROLLS FAIL
I think Jordan saw their episodes and saw what they did.. why else would he make a jet pack and then know to put it on..?
Jacqueline his video were he made the jet pack was before theirs were recorded, so he didn't know what they did.
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
You should troll ssundee by rigging some pressure plates to dispensers that will fire cobblestone into lava
Can someone help me? There are clowns we're I live and are attacking schools around me. Pray for me please I'm scared
TheMexicanMiner You live in that area to huh? Yeah man, it's pretty bad. I feel for you.
I'm so scared. Rumors said they will attack my school on the 10th😖
O'rly
You must live really close to me. Cuz I'm around the area that's happening. Of course I'm out of danger.
Sieg Merk It's real you fucking moron, I live near that are too.
*CS attacks violently*
“Cool your jets”
-Jardoon Moron 2016
Gotta make him feel like an absolute Monster. Puts down "you monster"
Sparklez, get the wand that wards blocks so they can't get destroyed and build a sphere or a cube or something around ssundee's house and ward all the blocks.
15:25 "How dare you desecrate the sanctity of my beautiful canyon."
Don't you mean "How dare you *defecate* the sanctity of my beautiful canyon."
Jordan, see if they have statue making in that mod. Then carve a statue of yourself standing over their beds. Also, that mod has camo blocks that you can see one way through. What if you can replace the wall of their house with camo blocks placing them so everyone outside can see in, but they are opaque from the inside.
Those command blocks are for a sound troll crainer did to sunday ages ago where it played crainer doing memes everytime sunday stepped on the hidden pressure plates.
I aspire to reach the level of pettiness that Jordan achieves here
it was funny how crainer fell into your Ssundee troll and was just like 'nope, this ain't 4 me I'm going'
Love the troll craft series, keep it up sparklez
Suggestions: Make two Gas Tanks from Mekanism and put them on the left and right side of the Separator, and upgrade your jetpack to armored. It requires some diamonds, but its worth it in the end.
Well somebody tell Crainer that everyone has a jetpack now. Also Sundee found your pit trap. Ian comes back from Minecon with a vengeance, get ready.
Crainer thought it'd of been a good idea to give you a basement. He cleared out the space and said you were in charge of forming it.
"I guess we don't need it in every spot" deletes redstone and replaces it with exact same redstone. LOGIC
20:12 "I guess we don't need them in every spot," he broke it and put it back in the same place - .- Jardon you fool
captain sparkels you should do what crainer did to you and hide mob spawners in sundees base and take all his torches coal and wood and hide it under his floor boards and tell him his stuff is hidden under his farm but in reality the chest under his farm tell him to look under the pink floor and after he has dug all that up he find a chest that tells him to dig around the bottom of his steps with his wood and torches and stuff
The fact jordan had to explain that at the beginning has me worried about you people.
step up ya pranks....you know Edward and stevevwoukd want REAL justice
the guy who made that memorial must be fangirling so hard
you dont know dark, till you've done a demon summoning...your troll is comparatively mild XD
Awesome video jordan!
the whole timeline thing with the uploads was trippy,i freaked out and thought jordan is a friggen timetraveler.
that jet pack clutch save was heart stopping
I would recommend the armored jetpack. Although it may be expensive, It is MORE than worth it, as it gives a hefty amount of defense for a chest piece and allows flight. PS depending on the available mods, you can automate the hydrogen creation.
Make your floor out of all different blocks or at least a checkerboard pattern so that it makes it harder for Crainer to disguise the ghost blocks. This would also work as a troll where each block has to be cleaned up manually (no vein miner).
The day captainsparklez went dark. You had way to much fun with that captain.
This is my favourite episode yet!!
This is a good troll xD
A really good troll that you should also do to Ian is to get all the dolls that you have and cover his house even more with them.
Like this Jordan can see it
can we talk about the poor chicken that's been stuck below your house since episode 3 or 4 lol
Don't bring it back the tears are still in my eyes
P.s ANIMATION SPARKLEZ
You should hide Ssundee's own sewage somewhere in his house then set up a a hidden pressure plate to release the sewage all over his smeltery and farm!
Problem is, SSundee will just laugh at this troll because he's a lunatic. xD
No hate, I'm subscribed to SSundee, legit, he's a Lunatic lol.
I wonder if he still has the Edgar and Steve memorial piece
Btw Sparklez Sundee discovered your ghost block that makes you fall to death. So if you could replace it that would be HILARIOUS! And put a thing of sewage at the top of the man tower that could hilarious for his viewers!
you could try shooting stuff thorough your nether portal or just spam it full with useless stuff like taint tendrills or globs of taint goo or just make it so monjtsers will go there with water or just use some bait or an activated ring from evilcraft (there is only one so..) so when someone would go thorough the portal they would get the random crap monsters or any other thing you like to go there
Omg you should put a ghost block on the nether side of SSundee's and Crainers side of the nether portal and maybe it'll spawn them in a random place in the nether unless it sends them to yours. Maybe you should do it to yours too temporarily just in case. Like so he sees
Like I said; the rewards are so satisfying that you can't help but grind for them anyway.
"OOOH I HAVE A JETPACK!!"
I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂
R.I.B. Edgar and Steve, may their souls rest in beef
That save was epic! Jetpack saved your life!
5:30 That's a BUMmer! *badum tissss*
That first step is a doozy without your handy dandy jet pack
"Oh I love my Jetpack, oh I love my Jetpack so much!" Jardon 2016
Okay, Jordan, here's the plan. off-video, you make an bomb that blows up Sundee's and Crainer's house for making fun of Edgar and Steve!
one of the best trolls to troll ssundee is to destroy cobblestone.
If you put as bucked into the thing on tinkers construct smeltery, you can drain your blood into the bucket. (the same place where you would put a pickaxe head mould into)
you should make your floor a checkered pattern so you can see if they have placed ghost blocks
here is the good new sparklz poop helps crops to grow better in farms, farmers actually buy the poop we flush down the toilet to help fertilize all the crops the grow, so most likely those bagels your eating where originally grown in poop (i say most likely because not all farms use this strategy) but isn't that a wheat fact (bad puns are bad)
I'm so late even derp ssundee said hi
Fml
+Proraptor Gaming lmfao
Proraptor Gaming oml lol
Nikolai Davis I play battlefield so.....
Proraptor Gaming is it wrong thAt I don't get it
1:20 YOUR ZANIEST OF TROLLS NO LONGER!
Electrolytic Seperater + Hydrogen Generator + Water Pump + Infinite Water Source = Great source of power to start off before Big Reactors.
Cant wait for an animation of this