They Made a Toy of a Dismembered and Burnt Padawan Killer: ROTS Anakin Skywalker to Vader Figures
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"They sold this to children back in 2005"
And I love it! 😉
and as a 8 year kid I bought it.
I desperately wanted this figure when I spotted him on a trip to Walmart, but My parents didn’t have enough money to grab it. It became an obsession for a few days. Was all I could think about.
I got out of school and came out to the car, and he was sitting in my seat. Mom had managed to scrape up enough to get him for me. Still my second favorite action figure of all time, next to the “REBUILD!” Vader.
I absolutely adored playing with them as a kid. Especially the rebuild Vader. I’d take him apart and put him together over and over. I liked to shove a lightsaber hilt into the arm you can pop off so he’d have a lightsaber hand. 😂
Wow, cool!. Hehe 👍
hahaha funny :)
Lol 😂
Your mom is amazing she would get more money than spend it on a figure to see you happy evreybody wants or have this kind of mom
In 2005: New disembodied crispy Anakin figure from Hasbro!
in 2021: 1 millionth grogu from hasbro!
Tt games wasn't gory enough to make anakin burn in lego star wars the videogame but lego released a set where anakin is burned up and is being transformed into darth vader.
@@NobaraGamezzz for some reason there is a burned Anakin character with his limbs on and his clothes intact in the TT game lol
@@NobaraGamezzzi had thay set back in the daaaay
Kentucky fried Anakin with the secret 11 burns and gashes
Extra crispy, please! :)
Can I get it with a side oh high ground
I can get that extra dark Side with a Vader toy please?
Hell yeah, the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center playset!
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Anakin mannequin, stop panicking I have a plan- Akin
Don't you mean panakin
@@Sir_Pie so it’s pAnakin mannequin, stop panicking I have a plan- Akin?
@@AIRWOLF-l6g no with the panicking should be panakin
@@AIRWOLF-l6g like Anakin mannequin, stop p-anakin, I have a pl-anakin
@@Sir_Pie so it should be Anakin mannequin, stop panakin I have a plan- Akin not Anakin mannequin, stop panicking I have a plan- Akin
when i was a kid i had to build my own version of this scene with legos, i still have it too
I remember showing my friends thinking it was so cool they made a order 66 Hooded Anakin. But they kept making fun of how he was crispy underneath
Kid-me found this in a tent outside of a Wal-Mart or something back when ROTS had just come out. The tent was dedicated to nothing but ROTS figures, it was incredible. For whatever reason I chose this set among two other figures, and I never really thought about how strange it was. A figure set like this would never happen nowadays, and that makes me love it even more 🤣
''Did kids really want to play with this?'' As someone who had this figure, I loved it, but it didn't really have a lot of poseability and was more of a novelty item, but a cool one. It just made me wish I had grabbed a normal Anakin, but I did have a ROTS Vader figure, which I still have. Those were great times for SW toys!
You know, I thought that figure of Grievous in the middle of his death scene they put out was a bit dark for a kids toyline.
...then I remembered this existed.
Which? The burning one, or the one where he pops apart and his guts fall out? 😂
Ha
LMAO WITH THE FIREY EYES AND EXPLODING GUTS??
Theres the grievous figure whose body pops apart and all his guts fall out
@@PseudoNym13 I said that already. Literally word-for-word. 🤣
Your impressions were actually really good!
I miss this era of star wars, it was an amazing time to buy star wars figures back then
4:44 "Hey how are you feeling there Anakin?" "HerAAwWAa!" LMFAO! why did this make me laugh so hard?
I mean, speak for yourself, but I would've loved this as a little kid.
This might be the most hilarious toy review I've ever watched.
We can rebuild him: we have the technology
Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn’t been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it’s going to be alright again.- HAL 9000
Are you sure you want to use the technology you have lol 😂
But I don’t want to spend a lot of money.
This guy's having more fun than I have had in the last 10 years combined (not really, but the man really looks like he's enjoying it so much)
They also sold "Battle Damaged Darth Vader" in 2008 (after 30th Anniversary coins) in some Unleashed series. It is burned holes in helmet revealing scarred head and Frankenstein legs. It goes well with this deluxe figure.
Ah yes, the Revenge of the Sith "Build a Vader" figure. I have one still in the package.
These toys were so cool back in the day!
I had the Darth Vader transformation chamber. I loved that thing to death. Lego recently made a set based of the same scene; even comes with crippled anakin.
I’m laughing so hard because the Anakin screaming in pain impression is spot on and he even makes the pressure lock sound when he puts on the helmet! 🤣 I had that second toy when I was kid but lost a lot of the parts over time.
The entire intro is pure man child and I love it
Had both these as a kid and loved them. The table got a lot of play time used as a Imperial interrogation table and the Vader was a fun thing to take apart and build. The crispy Anakin was kinda weird to have as a kid but I never used the cloak and regular parts he was always lava boy. Great video keep up the good work.
Recently picked this up at my local collection shop for 15$. Definitely love this figure he's great for display
I.use to have this. I saw this Anakin figure once and only 2 so me and my son got him when we we're on vacation in FL. I'm from MA. Never seen it again. Awesome figure. Might have to try ebay and get another one. For nostalgia sake. It was the summer of Sith as we called it 2005.
What a gem. It would be all his most painful memories outside of his Moms death kids would want to recreate. Great review/show.
This might seem silly but-
growing up, my dad collected all these figures and kept them pristine so they’d be valuable later.
I wanted to play with them SO BAD but was never allowed to go near them. I dreamed of how it would look to play with these.
15+ years later and I searched for an unboxing video to heal my inner child. Found this humorous detailed video and it really made me smile. Hoping to find these sets at a flea market or something one day - thanks for making this video it really made my night :,)
That's awesome!! There's tons of toy stores that have been popping up across the country (assuming you're in the US) lately, and plenty of them stock older Star Wars toys like this! Might be worth a look, or if you need help let me know what general city you're in and I can see if I can find a store near you that might have something!
Man I loved my anakin-Vader transformation table growing up! My little brother had the lego version too!
If only I had it
Let's open it up, and see how cool, it actually is
Optibotimus reference right?
@@Bottled_Water at one point it was a meme on jcs channel.
My expectations were both wrong:
1. I thought this was a much older video.
2. I kept waiting for this to be a bad video and it’s not.
My thoughts exactly, by halfway I'm giggling like a kid. This is a good video.
I got this battle damaged anakin like a year ago at the flea market for like 5$ and I didn’t even know it was rare. Still have it sealed to. Ya though I even wanted the old lego Vader transformation set when I was younger and this video really made it feel so much more gruesome than I thought when I was younger lol
This was one of my favorite toys growing up no joke because then I could recreate THE scene
Next: funeral qui-gon-Jinn !
Nooo! Qui-Gon didn't die! (I'm in denial) :)
Let it rest. Let's just let Qui Gon's be Qui Gon's
When Vader fell he sounded more like Bowser LMAO 🤣
I had 2 of these! I had tons of clones and I’d use the medical beds as like a trama center for the battles. I was a little messed up as a kid😂
No this is normal to me to
When I saw that figure, I HAD to get it! As soon as I saw it, I assumed parents would have been up in arms and gotten it pulled, so I wanted to make sure I got it.
"withering on the ground dying action. Whoa" 🤣🤣🤣 "we can re live all the.. surgeries. " Omg lol. This is gold.
This is easily one of my favourite figures out of the whole line. 2005 Hasbro was something else 😂 Absolutely brilliant figure, although would love A re-visit to it hopefully!
I saw this figure in goodwill in 2015 for 4 dollars and the senate guard for 4 dollars too and I wanted the Crispy Anakin but my mom said it was too creepy for me so she told me to get the senate guard witch I did….
Bad mistake…
Senate guards are cool too >:(
Can we just point out how Vader started to sound like Yoda at 6:36
The “Anakin manikin” line killed me
I wanted that Anakin figure so bad back in the day. I think I was 9 when I got it for my birthday, and I loved it.
Seeing the scene where Anakin is crispy on the table in the ROTS trailed did kinda freak me out tho.
0:00-0:31 perfect synopsis of ROTS
Believe it or not I actually had some real fun with this fig as a kid.
I used to pretend that the crispy anakin had summoned enough strength to endure and defeated obi wan.
And I used the transformation tray for obi wan and pretended that he became the white darth Vader.
Fanfic level writing I know but I was 7
I had the same set when I was younger. Sadly we had a house fire over 10 years ago and I lost a lot of my precious toys
Obi wons fault
"This is where the fun begins"
They also rereleased the table a third time, with a slightly different Vader, he didn't have removable legs or a hand, but it did come with two surgery droids.
Update, I just made it to my 2 year mark in the Marines
Nice job!
And why is that noteworthy in this corner of the Internet?
Congrats, but have you completed your High Ground training?
😆 😆 😆 this is the funniest review I've ever seen !!!
I had this toy and got tired of looking at it way back then. I practically gave it away for nothing! Who knew 16 years later our society would get so wanky about making such grusomely wonderful toys go figure?!
I would have been obsessed with getting them as a kid, toys with extra gimmicks and gore were a must have.
"Crispy anakin" had me dying.
I managed to get both of these. Managed to find a battle damaged Anakin about 6 years ago but it was sealed and the packaging was in absolute mint condition inside one of those protector cases and I couldn’t bring myself to open it so that went on my carded shelf. I checked on EBay every now and again for a loose one and finally picked one up last week for £12. The rebuild Darth Vader I managed to pick up at Star Wars Celebration last year
Those eyes... That's an 1000 yard stare...
I remember getting the dress up darth vader figure on Christmas and never realized how horrific it was
Monty Pythons Black Knight has entered the chatroom....
I'd love to see this done in TBS ngl
Hasbro had balls back then.
you forgot the quiet little "Help me Padme"
6:06 Despite Anikin's injuries, he can still do a bean Chewbacca impersonation.
Now you can inflict pain on your own crispy Anakin action figure
Title has “they did surgery on a grape” vibe
“They did surgery on a child killer”
Got this one in 2005, still have it. Really hard to find, only specialise shops released the last part of the ROTS figures.
I remember seeing this at Toys R' Us back then. I should've bought it
Poor, burnt, crispy Anakin. 🤣
This is where my villan arc starts
How dare they leave the bloodstains out
I always had crispy boi Anakin from a garage sale and wondered what line it was from
I have this one and I never opened it. I thought Hasbro did very good work on these Revenge of the Sith figures, then vintage collection came along and totally improved on the quality.
I love this figure, was a grandfather christmas gift :3
Ypu were holding on finding one under twenty bucks.......smdh.....
I mean, Why? Im....um....pretty sure you could spend twenty bucks on one and that's not gonna financially wreck you.
Based off the delivery of dialogue in the video, I was anticipating a value of around 125.00 minimum. Then you hit me with the "get one for less then 20 bucks" line there toward the end....
Ot&erwise your show kicks ass. Keep up the good work. Awesome channel!
I dunno, it's fun to hunt for something for a price that just "feels right", cuz when I finally found one for 15 I was STOKED. Just makes the hobby of toy collecting a little more fun when you find it for that "magic deal". lol
Thanks for watching!
I had this figure when I was a kid!!! Loved it back then
I had it. The operation table became useful for many other scenarios I made as a kid
the Darth Vader was the third Star Wars figure I had ever owned. I had no idea his left arm and his legs could come off until very recently
6:34 I lost it 😂
I loved this set as a kid. Especially the Vader action figure
my favorite star wars action figures when i was growing up
I bought that Darth Vader set at TRU when it came out as part of the legacy collection I think. I hated that hard plastic cape so I ended up giving mine a cloth cape so he could have it when he’s on the table
anakin-manacin, costumed vader and crissppped anakin
This is a hilarious review. Especially when Anakin is screaming.
I used to act out the burning scene, the rebuilding scene, and then the super secret Darth Vader shooting up obi wan with his gi joe best friend
I had this figure, among many others. The best figures ever made...
I wanted to mention the Lego sets: yes kids want them I was so psyched when I got the Emperor's shuttle with battle damaged Anakin
This was one of my favorites as a kid
Even now Vader's eyes are red nowadays, I can't believe they even made his eyes red back in 2005.
I loved this set growing up.
ayy congrats on 32k subs!
You forget these were the same guys who brought out pregnant padme figures thinking that would sell
I bought the battle damages Anakin at the time. I still have him complete I never really played with him, I was always a little unsure how to play with him.
Yes we did want to play with this gory goodness 😂😂😂😂😂
This looks like something robot chicken would come up with
I have a toy like this where Anakin can swap his cloak for a Vader outfit she can put on some extra stuff to become Vader
I had the table one without the legs or helmet from lot at a consignment sale and was very confused
Didn't the Darth Tyranus/Dooku figure from RotS also have removable wrists to simulate the Anakin Duel outcome? The RotS toyline was a hell of a line (dem Clones). I need this table set just so Cobra has a table for experiments. I also dig the Han Solo Bespin Torture device release for that "HNNGH-HUGH ANH AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" action.
Yes that was a ROTS figure
I remembered having this toy! Oh the nostalgia of this video!
Man, 2005 Hasbro was built different.
Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader figure.
SAND INCLUDED
wow! nice figures dude! :D