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- Comedian and #GrandpaMetal musician #BrianPosehn #reacts to the dumbest #metal videos on #TH-cam.
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Vince Neil is done. He walked off stage last week in the middle of Girls Girls Girls. He said he lost his voice, but I think his Uber Eats arrived and he couldn’t wait
That's hilarious!!!!! 😂
Uberdrinks
I laughed way to hard at this hahah
How did he say he lost his voice? Surely if you lost your voice you can't say anything
Dude...I spit out my coffee reading that...thanks for the laugh! I needed that!
Vince Neil sounds like Eric Cartman trying to cover Mötley Crüe.
I'm fuckin dead
Looks like Eric Cartman when he became a hallway monitor
@@andideda not gonna lie, wasn't ready for that perspective on my dear Vince. 😂
Very True
@@jetboy_ tell me is not true
"Hey kids, you wanna watch a vampire play guitar" 😂😂 Mick Mars totally looks like a 'What We do in the shadows' character
Looks like he died an hour before the show... Awesome guitarist though 🤘
i mean, the poor guy has ankloyspondonitis. or however it's spelled. its sorta not his fault he looks that way.
“You Twinkie stuffed piece of shit” Oh my god I can’t😂😂
"this isn't Metal though...this is kids in Hot Topic clothes....yelling at me"
(Brian Posehn 2020) 7:36
Thought he was talking shit about a metal genre like an elitist but on I saw what he was watching I fully agree with him
yeah, I can't think of anything less threatening then 90 lbs kids in nut tight jeans screaming at me.
There's emo kids screaming on the corner.🤔 Quick! grab your paintball guns.
🍻
It's the skuzzes from Letterkenny
When Vince said: Mahama nakali misteh feedooog
I felt it
Same
@@fhirdvnk7327 😂
Bwaaa haha you cracked me up 😂🤣🤣
Same Bruh
I didn't....i want those few seconds of my life back lol
“Half Slash” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Discount Slash
He should be called Slit.
Backslash.
Papercut if you will
They got Vince to quit coke by telling him he could get just as high if he ate enough honey buns.
They do make your mouth numb so I could see how that would convince him.
Lmao
LMAO
Honey buns; that's a helluva drug.
I agree
“This is like the intermission in a backyard wrestling show.” Couldn’t have been described more perfectly hahaha
I’m from Idaho and we don’t approve of this
That legit could have been some female wrestler's entrance theme, like a more honest Sasha Banks "y'got a problem bitch!?" LOL
I read that exactly as he said it haha
Hahahaha that's sooooo funny !!!🤣😅😂
Was just gonna say the same , hahah!
In my opinion. Mick Mars is actually the only dude in Motley Crue who looks cool on stage. The other three look like suburban dads dressed up for Halloween.
Mick Mars has always been the coolest member
LOL Funniest comment ever lost my shit dude
He doesn’t get enough credit, he’s so underrated
They all looked cool in the 80s and 90s
Tommy's drum performances though. His roller coaster was some crazy shit
“He soloed the shit outta wearing mom jeans” that had me rolling
The old guy with the degenerative bone disease was 1000 times the most talented person on every MC stage.
Who?
@@nicolasreny221 mick mars
@Erika Ives Maybe. But he didn't waste his bank account with mc.
Nah. Nikki Sixx was. He wrote a lot of their hits.
@@thouzer47.58 honestly most of Motley Crüe is still real good. Neil is just terrible
"go, half Slash. get it" --jesus christ i cried for an hour laughing
And he almost hit the singer in the face with his guitar! I was SO hoping for two videos in a row with that. The singer looked like he had botox though so he probably wouldn't feel it.
In mom Jean's 😅😅
Half Slash Rules..... NOT!
Should have called him "backslash"
Hair Metal does not age well
Vince sounds like Jack Black trying to sound like Vince as a goof.
HMan accurate
Sounds like jack black making fun of bob dylan
I would bet you a thousand dollars that Jack Black actually knows the words to the song and could do better than that if you kidnapped him out of his bed at 3 am.
I think I heard “ham and eggs” there near the end of that bit
exactly!
Dude kept on singing after getting smacked in the mouth with a guitar. Now that's metal. 🤘
I mean say what you will but the dude soldiered on.
Brian is such an underrated comic. I wish he would get more publicity. I love this dude
Underrated by who? BP is a legend
A lot of people know him from just shoot me
I loved him in Surf's Up and The Devil's Rejects
"hey kids, wanna see a vampire do a solo?" Absolutely lost my shit right there XD
At least it's authentic. Rock is a joke when it comes to real guitar commitment when it comes to modern "metal"....(unless you are talking psycho Swedish rock monster bands.)
Breaux agreed!! I was eating lunch and nearly spat my oranges out!
That was brilliant. I honestly thought that guitarist was Buckethead at first.
I couldn’t breath after that shit
I love Mick he's gorgeous
"I feel bad for these kids. Idaho's gotta be boring." Yup, nailed it.
Looks like Little Nicky's kid all grown up.
Lol Slipknot
Shout out to my spuds. Boise, Id. here.
Jacobo Witness They’re from Iowa
@@Divine_R IKR! ROTFLMAO! Wrong state.
"this is just kids in Hot Topic clothes, yelling at me" bahahahah classic.
without making a real effort to yell either...........
😂
Wow! Vince was able to perform that night despite being pregnant! What a professional!!!
Best comment ever!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟
Pregnant with a food baby
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hey kids wanna hear a vampire do a solo" this made me laugh so hard
I had to pause the vid so I could finish laughing my ass off!
i nearly went into cardiac arrest. i might actually be a ghost.
I almost choked to death on my cereal!
Agreed! Just wrote the exact same thing! That line KILLED ME!!
wangson
I did the same. Lol
"I hear a lot of people talk about how heavy metal's dead. I think it's alive and well, man. You just gotta look for it. This isn't it."
Volbeat Rock!!!
wuphat that’s the truth for many genres of music. The best stuff is not easily found.
Greek stoner rock!
Eh I wouldnt go as far as to say "well" lmao
brian is so pure
Brian posehn is one of those people who you always get excited for when you see him in something.
He's been in at least 2 Red Fang videos.
He’s that guy in that thing about stuff
"Hey kids do you want to see a vampire do a solo?"
That killed me
Dude me too. Yeah.. To funny.
Ha! I literally quoted the exact same thing! It killed me too!!
“Here’s half slash, go half slash! He’s rocking the shit outa that solo wearing those mom jeans” 😂
Loved that part🤣😂so funny
"This dude wants to be Paul Stanley so bad, and it just never worked out." I honestly haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
"Hey kids wanna see a vampire do a solo?" Killed me 😂 best description for mick
"The fat guy....I'm sorry...the heavyset gentleman..." LOL
Aww, I knew Rab. He died a few years ago
Yeah, Rab was a great guy
@theh1n1shot oooof
@@dustinsoucie3836 I’m sorry to hear that. The intent of my original comment was not to make fun of him. I just thought the video host’s wording was funny.
Omg I read your comment during the motley crew part, thought you were referring to Vince lol,,,,,I was so wrong yet soooo right at the same time
The world needs more Brian Posehn reacting to stuff.
I think he's a great comedian
💯
He should have a video of him reacting to celebrities who put out music videos.
Absolutely!
Hell yeah
At 5:08 When Vince said "rub me up penis eye" it really got me in the feels. 😂
Swear to god it sounded like Vince sang "Martha Stewart"
Hahahaha.... I thought the same thing
“They look like they’re waiting for The Warriors” LMAO 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀
RIFFS!!!
Was the band the Lezzi's?
It's a great line
Come out and pluh-aaaaaaaaieeeeeeeaaaaaaaa
@@Kingdan2011 (beer bottle) click click click
Sometimes I can't believe Vince Neil is an original member of Motley Crue
Paul Stanley's clone had me rollin 😂😂😂😂😂
With Half Slash of all people
@@TheRyanH. ole halfslash at it again............... each member had their own get up which had absolutely nothing to do with anyone else in the band. the drummer was the wrestler "big bossman", half slash, half ozzy paul stanley.. and so forth AND Ono Yoko makes an appearance.------although better looking than Yoko................but so's my cat's bunghole so no big accomplishment there.
It just never worked out
Definitely the best part was him roasting Vince 😂
Detsorgsekalf (frosted flakes spelled backwards) was a Toronto based parody black metal band. Vocals by Rob Cranny. Rab was at every metal show I had ever gone to, he was the centre of the Toronto metal community. He was the nicest dude ever. R.I.P. Rab
They got slammed in this video for being terrible but they are 1,000% obviously self aware AND the most creative of the bunch while the rest of this collection is pure cringe.
damn that got sad real quick
Shows have never been the same since Rab passed. Miss that fucker.
Raab was a legend. If you were ever at a metal show in Toronto from 200-2012ish, you 100% benefited from the dude. He was very active in booking gigs, getting local bands attention, and generally being a great dude. And like Logan said, this was 100% done on purpose as a joke.
And seriously, just the music was even good. Take out the vocals and visuals and it was awesome. But apparently bad vocals and visuals was the point
What’s dumb is that I willingly spent money on tickets to see the Crüe knowing Vince is gonna sound like that. Lol
Nikki, Tommy, and Mick should have Aerosmithed his ass. I mean made Vince audition for the band... again.
@Logan hell, at this point John Corabi is sounding like a good option. Lmao
I'd pay to see not Bob Dylan crash & burn at singing Motley Crue.
@@hannahbanana3511 Vince ought to be ashamed of himself for going onstage sounding like that totally unprofessional.
I’ll just ignore vince (or try) i’m there for the other dude
Vince: “Are ya feeling good?”
“No. You’re not. You should see a doctor....a real doctor”
💀 💀 💀
Big emphasis on those skulls.
Brian Posehn is absolutely a hidden gem in the comedy world.
Can we all agree that Brian is a national treasure in the metal community?
We are so blessed to have him
@@i.dont.read.replies He's hilarious. Not to mention great taste in music.
Yeah... he is.
Jim Breuer isn't bad either! Brian is definitely a blast though!
@@suprchickn7745 He opened for 'Tallica when I saw them last year. He was awesome.
They don’t call him “Vince Meal” for nothing.
Chins Neil is also acceptable.
Vince needs to cover Weird Als video fat
bahahahahaha
Dr. Mealgood
Poopy butt around the house...
The computer playing the drums part always kills me.
"There was a computer playing the drums!" 😂
Your review of my brothers video “in the blood of a thousand virgins” was exactly what he would’ve wanted. He had fun making it and it was all apart of his joke metal band. Really miss him. Brother was Rab the fat guy in the cape.
#rip #metal
That video is a a bit of a classic. Not too shabby! R.I.P.
Rab was a legend! Really cool guy, wish I had a chance to meet him. Good ole Braveboard days. RIP
RIP/RAB! Headbangin Heavyweight!
You probably should see 'Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon' for reference.
I bet these guys have seen it as well.
You can tell they were having fun. :) Loved when they showed the computer drumming! Very clever.
I’m not even a Motley Crue fan, but even I feel embarrassed for Vince Neal.
A perfect example of beating a dead horse
Vince meal
Don’t feel bad, I think he’s worth around 300 million or so. His screeching has brought in big money. He’ll die richer than you or I ever will be. On the other hand, there will be no videos of us like this to live on long after we’re dead, so there’s that. 😂
"He's full of dough" lmfao!🤣🤣🤣
@@Ormagoden94 Just Axl sounded good when he covered for Brian Johnson
*Hey Kids Wanna See A Vampire Do A Solo !??.... Holy Shit That Was Hilarious !*
This is what TH-cam was made for right here
Poor Mick Mars, he always delivers no matter how messed up his health gets and then you have that bleached hair whale just slowly decomposing with a mic and leather.
And I quote:
"Meh hemmunemuh femmeh nemih feel good
Heh de wah da maggah feghugh walrise"
Yeah...Vince sounds like Bob Dylan getting butt slammed by Mickey Mouse.
‘bleached hair whale’. LMAO!!!!!! 😂
Really, you are right. I saw them and poor Mick was so bad he had to prop himself up against stuff to stand. It was toward the end of the tour. And this is exactly how Vince sounded!!! He would fake sing a few words then hold the mic up for the crowd to sing. But, it was EVERY damn song. I hear Paul Stanley is having some trouble with high notes. But, he's how much older than Vince? And toured how much ch more??? This guy's a dud.
If Vince was a half foot shorter, he would be round.
@ 5:27 "Are you feeling good?" "No, you're not" "You should see a doctor, a real doctor"
Kid: Mom I want Slash
Mom: we have Slash at home
Slash at home:
Respect to the rapper/metal guy that got hit with the guitar in the first video. That was a hard hit and he barely let it phase him and continued on like it never happened.
“Idaho’s got to be boring man!!!” and “hell-of-a hook you’ve got going there” 😂😂😂😂😂
Shut the fuck up really kicks ass as a hook tho NGL
"Bunch of kids in hot topic cloths yelling at me". I'm dying.
loved that adorable "oh shit" al 1:40 lol
"Mom can we get a Slash"
"No, we have Slash at home"
Slash at home.
"They look like they're waiting for The Warriors... That's a 70's reference." - Don't know why, but this had me laughing harder than any other part of the video.
that absolutely killed me for some reason
Same
Absolutely does look like the final scene though. I about died.
"Wanna see a vampire play a guitar solo?" got me pretty good.
"Wally Woooorld, come out to playyyyyayyyyy."
I remember buying The Warriors game on PS2 back in the day, my younger brother and i played co-op for hours. We then learned that it was based on the movie, so i downloaded it. The movie became one of my favorites lmao.
Brian is the best. Loudwire needs to have him on more often.
He's better than that stupid girl Toni! I hate her little reports!
They should make loudwire be ran by actual Metalheads like Brian
Absolutely
This needs to be a regular video
Love this guy
5:25 The whole Vince Neil rant ...I just can't even deal...holy fuck...epic )))
I've watched this video like 3 times and just love Brian and his reactions! Can we please get another one of these?
"This isn't metal tho. This is kids in Hot Topic clothes yelling at me" 😂
Best comment I've heard about this video!😂
"Hey kids, wanna see a vampire do a solo?"
I am deceased.
I thought that was fucking buckethead lol
“Try that again....no, no, forget what I said. Don’t try that again”
"miss we just met, please dont talk to me like that" I literally died.
Mick Mars can barely walk and yet he's the most healthy one in the band.
Vince Yourrrrr fireddddd.
And full of dough!
This needs to be a weekly thing
"Mom! Can we go see Immortal!?"
"We've got Immortal at home!"
Immortal at home: 8:49
I should also point out that the Detsorgsekalf are a parody band... if the Chevy Chase reference didn't give that way. XD
I keep coming back to this its too damn good. That "Hey kids wanna see a vampire play a solo" line destroys me every time.
"The get off my lawn guy, but metal..."
I'm there dude.
I'm the"Get off my Fing lake... I hate you jetski brats!! Where is the DNR patrol to ticket these punks?" Metal Guy.
@@pensnut08 'lawn' is less privileged, and more universal.
“ Go do a sit-up and learn the lyrics”. Lmao!
He needs way more than one sit up.
Had me laughing so hard that whole last video “wtf is that the tv is drumming”, “ the heavyset man playing air guitar with his knives”
This is one of the best metal reviews I've ever seen. I could have a beer with this dude. Nice work Sir.
Unicorns killed my girlfriend is proof that mumble metal rap exists.
And it's every bit as horrible as you would think.
It’s actually something that predated mumble rap: crunkcore.
I’ll give any genre/sub-genre a try, but this stuff was definitely as abysmal as you would think. The term alone... barf! XD
@@diegstroX8032 most Crunkcore isn't this bad. UKMGF is straight garbage
@Tanner Edge but pestilence and Morbid angel also suck
It’s just skids being skids...it’s like an even more dollar store Hollywood Undead
"This is like the intermission at a backyard wrestling match." This had me dead!
A more accurate description has never been made
"Can't wait to see them at the next Juggalo Fest" lmfao
This is what happens when the trailer park kids get all hopped up on the blue-wackadoos at the 7-11 LOL!!! 😄🤣
1:55 Yngwie usually swings the guitar over his shoulder; don't know what that guy was trying to do 😳.
I remember Brian Posehn from News Radio and The Devil's Rejects.
He had to get paid at least $50 for devil's rejects for his 15min part
Iirc he was also on Just Shoot Me and more recently a few episodes of The Big Bang Theory ... I always perk up and laugh when he just walks into the scene!
Wally World looks like what you get when five tribute bands combine together like Voltron.
Five guys who got kicked out of tribute bands for drinking the whole tab.
"Hey kids wanna see a Vampire do a solo?"
Holy shit I am dying.
Love Mick Mars but god damn!
Why is a Boom Box behind the Wally World drummer?
The redhead in the background of the Unicorn what-tf-ever was hilarious.
Yeah, whenever I think of Metal Chevy Chase always comes to mind.
can you believe the singer is lip-syncing this video ?? ole half / slash is air syncing .
"Oh, she's bummed" 🤣🤣🤣OMG I died.
"You don't understand my art, dad!" - Hot Topic kids
I thought that was the point of any art form.
"iT's nOt A pHaSe MoM"
The first bands singer looks like he’s getting ready for a fishin trip
We need a round 2 of this.
"They look like they're waiting for the Warriors."
LMFAO
6:15 - Ham-n-eggs
6:20 - Martha Stewart
I cant unhear that now
Good Lord, I think he actually says Martha Stewart.
That's what on his mind man 😂
Dude...you just killed me!
Omgosh. 🤣🤣
"He took it right to the face... That's pretty metal."
~Brian Posehn 2020
“Hey kids! Wanna see a vampire do a solo?” 😂🤣
Ive watched this a few times and i still smile when brian.laughs. wonderful stuff
"They look like they're waiting for the Warriors"
😂
[hard laughing]....."The fat guy, I'm sorry, the heavy set gentleman."
LMFAO!!! 🤘🤣
Timmy Cloutier dude wtf lmao!
Timmy Cloutier that was the best! I cried laughing
I'm 99.9% sure that video is a parody.
Either way I'm now gonna try to find it and enjoy it.
Wish me luck.
@@PiousMoltar Maybe, but I do love the name of their song
@@jeremyc9593 More than likely is. I know Immortal like (d)? To do some over the top music videos. Think of the crab walking.
I keep coming back and watching this every few months so I can hear Brian say Vince Neil is full of dough 🤣🤣🤣
The drummer for Wally World was a childhood friend Its not Coney Island its Rat beach in Socal.
"Oh my God, he's full of dough." LOL.
Mick Mars looks like a corpse and he can still play yet Vince can’t even remember the lyrics to his own songs.
Mick's got some kind of consistent health problem, maybe you know already, and that's why he moves kind of stiffly and contributes to his 'ominous' look. He's had it the whole time.
@@jamescarter3196 And yet he's still outperforming his healthier bandmate
@@nikolasmokalis3425 "healthier"
The lyrics are, "EH MEH MAH MOO-NAM-NOO, livin' inna WABLO HAR givin' it the BLAR ROO MEMEH NAO"
@@jamescarter3196 he has got ankylosing spondylitis it's a bone condition i believe
I need another hour of this
This is amazing! 🤣
I'm also feeling personally attacked by the Grandpa Metal description 🤣
Vince Neil sounds like the stereotypical Bob Dylan impression.
"WHOOOAAA HEEEEYYYYY WOOOO HEYYYY WELLL HEY"
Or Joe Pesci
Or Cartman!
Half Slash lol
Loved that, too. 😂
Half Slash > Underscore more like it
I think that was a chick.
And not the good half!!
A split second before he said that I was thinking he was a Slash tipoff. Half Slash cracked me up.
I needed this today
"Hey kids, wanna see a vampire do a solo?" will forever be etched into my brain, fucking hilarious.