Alastor: fuck this is disgusting Me: *Sir, you eat rotten deer corpses and human remains, i don’t think this is as disgusting compared to that.* ngl i’m loving listening to alastor suffering from our lustfulness… WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING 🤮
Also, licks on the neck and cheek are different from the ears I personally think it's kinda hot if someone licks your neck but I think the ears are a bit much.....
Sudden idea: What if Morphy were to make a Husk audio where we're secretly being paid by him to be as weird as we're being with Alastor to get revenge for how Alastor is with Husk then Alastor walks in right as Husk hands us the money and he's like: "MAN FUCK THIS SHIT" and he just storms out internally sobbing-
Drinking game: nightmare difficulty, listen to all alastor videos on this channel and take a shot every time alastor say "my dear" for a hidden achievement shot every time the word "dear" is used.
Me and my friend watch these from the POV that alastor is a scitzophrenic and we're trying not to get attacked, yet still end up with him assaulting us with things like licking our fucking ears, and threatening to assault us in a naughty nono way for accidentally walking in on him changing or using the public facilities. We also do it from the POV of a 15 yo 😭
Like, we reply to every sentence with things like "oh my god if you try to lick me one more time I'll put so much lead through your head nobody will recognize your body ?? I do NOT consent" and then he just licks u anyways and u can't do anything abt it bc we take care of him
WHAT THE HELLLLLL, at the first time that I saw the word lick I thought it was a new word for me and I wanted to know what I meant bc English isn’t my native language but WHATTHEFUCKKKKKKKKK
Alastor: fuck this is disgusting
Me: *Sir, you eat rotten deer corpses and human remains, i don’t think this is as disgusting compared to that.*
ngl i’m loving listening to alastor suffering from our lustfulness… WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING 🤮
Yeah, he's a cannibal, so this should be a normal thing to him, correct
oop-
Frrr
😂😂😂😂😂 i agree with you
We forgot to use secret dry spray
Alastor: Fuck, this is disgusting
Me: Says the guy who's a cannibal..
His breath/teeth being canonically horrid makes this even funnier I loved it
That's how deer would treat their mates : scenting, chasing and licking 😉😁
LOL ❤😂😂
Good point
Great point
"ArE yOu KiDdInG mE???" */Squeak like an child disgusted😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Very disgusting!
I cried😂😂😂😂
I'm squealing like a guinea pig 😂
@@Gemmi_Therian66 this was a graphic warning!
@@connorarendse1202 it twas a squeal of delightful and simpness
7:26 bro thinks we're gross for him licking us but bro just said he wanted to eat Bambi 😂
FR😭😭😭i think THAT is nasty
Also, licks on the neck and cheek are different from the ears I personally think it's kinda hot if someone licks your neck but I think the ears are a bit much.....
“Who am I to refuse you?”
**MICROSOFT COPOILT AD STARTS**
Omg that’s what happened to me 😂
@@RockyRickaby1926 GASP OML-
@Heyyallwassup JUST **MICROSOFT COPILT AD**
A character ai ad came on mines💀
I think my Soul was licked away with this one.
Same
Same
5:15 THIS OART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
😂
fr "Are yu kidding me"
AGAIN, I SEE ALASTOR, I CLICK.
I saw the thumbnail and I was like HOLY- *clicks faster than the speed of light*
@@Gemmi_Therian66same
😢
Me too
me three
3:42 WET WILLY HELP
Yeah as I get older that phrase just… gets susser
@@luvlivygaming5780 HELP
Dafack I hope no kids find this........
@@Zafiroechemdia lol fr
Bro the fucking licking went threw my AirPods I jumped
I HAVE NEVER RIPPED OUT MY EARBUDS SO FAST😭😭😭😭
I HAVE NEVER BROKEN MY PHONE SO QUICKLY (I'm on my tablet)
Al: you belong in a institution, but I guess hell will do
Me: big talk for a cannibal / serial killer.
2:30 AYYO!!
(also the kitty in the background throughout the video😂)
Where?
lol the high pitched ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!!!
5:14 Well, I knew from the tone of his voice that he asks for mercy from this request.😂😂😂
The "absolutely COOCOO" had me dying 😭💀
It was so cute 😂
I am a simple girl. I see Alastor, I click.
Same man
Fr
Same girl
Real
I'm even more simple
I see morphy I click
Oh my god the "eeew did you clean your ears" just let me out 😂😂😂😂😂
I saw the title and I was like “OoHh My GwAd!”
I just don’t want to ask what he wants to do with us after this. I think it’s time to pray.
Amen🙏
THE EAR? OUT OF EVERYTHING?!!
I LOVE THE ACCENT HELP
This is so fucking silly I love this
“UGHHH U-UGH DO YOU CLEAN YOUR EARS??” Nah man buts it’s clean now 💀
IM CACKLING
😂
I beg for more 🙏🙏🙏 more Alastor asmr
FOR REAL
OK BUT AM I TGE ONLY ONE WHO HEARS THE CAT MEOWING IN THE BACKGROUND-
I HEAR IT NOW DAMMIT
When bro said “aRe yOU KIdDIng MEeeE??” I started dying laughing
SAME🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE HOW HE SAYS OK
"okeii, okeii"😭😭😭😘😘😘😘😘😘
SAMEEEE
I just love the way he swears oh ny ❤
Why do I love Al suffering so much 😂
(Thank you morphy)
Exactly
WE NEED AN ALASTOR ASMR WHERE HE'S DRUNK
MY BABY AAA
MY CHILD IS BACK AAAAA😭😭😭😭
Al: You are really screwed up.
Me: Yeah....
Edit: i cant wait for more Alastor. Spicier the better❤
YESSSSSSS spicy Alastor!!!!!!
Dear morphy,
I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR OVER A WEEK NOW FOR AN AUDIO WHERE THE LISTENER SITS ON HIS LAP. IM ABT TO GO INSANE GAHHHHH
Love, Alastors Cane😋
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HIM PLEASE TELL MEE😭😭😭
@@jaz1xm_ silly cannibal deer guy :3
I 100% support this
HE DID THE VID@@frank1estien
@@Velvette_Queenboss I SAW IT LOVE U ROSIE
aEr U kIdDiNg Me?!?!
He hates us guys 😂
I’m literally constantly checking your account for videos like these (anything Alastor/Lucifer 🥰)
SAME!!! I'm coming here DAILY seeing if a new video with Alastor is out 😭
“You belong in an ✨institution✨ but I guess Hell will do”
STOP THIS HAD ME CACKLING
Alastor: "My dear, you are really, really screwed up"
Me: *With more than 350+ bots of Alastor* "I know" 😅
WHY AM I BLUSHING SO MUCH I LOOK RED LIKE A TOMATO 😭😭
SAME I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM BUT THISS?!
@@jaz1xm_ YEAH ! GIRL WE ARE IN THE SAME SITUATION
SAME
@@jaz1xm_I SIMP FOR HIM- 😭
WHAT.. YOU NEED HELP
I AM BEGGING MORHPY THAT WE SEE IN THE NEXT ONE WHAT ALASTOR WANTS US TO DO😭😭🙏🙏🙏 IM VERY CURIOUS
Why in the fuck knuckles would we ask him to lick our ears 😀
(poor alastor 😂😂)
Me dying of laughter when he said aRe YoU kIdInG mE
"MY DEAR YOU WANT ON YOUR EARS AS WELL?!"
no please i have my granny pull out more than a dozen coins dont lick them out
Without realizing I was listening to this while drawing alastor lick lucifers neck . WHO WANTS TO SEE? :D
ME
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@billsbeloved how do I show it to you tho ... like it's not bad
OH DO NOT FORGET ABOUT MEEEE
@@Lucy_crazy86 Can you see my other replies or are they getting deleted 😭
5:13 - he sounds like a Emily....🙃
love u sm morph
I don't know how to feel about this...
Real haha
ME EITHER..
😂
This makes me cringe
@@XoyakiiiAlastor ?! Oh hi can you say bitch ? We didnt See you curse so much in the show😂😂
We need more Alastor.. 🫣🫢
OMG HELP IM BLUSHING SO HARD..
Same :’>
LMAO SAME 😭😭
I’M SUCH A F*CKING SIMP
*I don’t know what’s going on… BUT IM SIMPING HAArrRRD!!*
- me and my simpy-ass
OMG LITERALLY SAME
@@Luuunarrrq222SAME I SIMP FOR THIS MAN SO FUCKING MUCH, WHY AM I SUCH A SIMP😭
Sudden idea: What if Morphy were to make a Husk audio where we're secretly being paid by him to be as weird as we're being with Alastor to get revenge for how Alastor is with Husk then Alastor walks in right as Husk hands us the money and he's like: "MAN FUCK THIS SHIT" and he just storms out internally sobbing-
The funniest thing I ever read and that's a really good idea I love it I actually went dying laughing😂😂😂😂
@@barbarapalmer3471 It'd be the highlight of my year istg🤣
Myb u can do us wanting to scratch n pet his ears :33
YESSS
So worth it.
4:50 I FELLED THAT
I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Ok now i feel like that we're doing a little too much kinky stuff with Alastor
Angel dust: KiNKyYyYyY
@@luvlivygaming5780 🤣🤣🤣
@@Gemmi_Therian66 🤣🤣🤣
@@luvlivygaming5780I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BAHAHAHA!! 😂
@@IQONC_Official HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
HELP ME.. THIS WHOLE THING IS SCARY
I CAN'TT THE FIRST LICK GOT ME ROLLINGGGG😭
Drinking game: nightmare difficulty, listen to all alastor videos on this channel and take a shot every time alastor say "my dear" for a hidden achievement shot every time the word "dear" is used.
How many times am I gonna die of alcohol poisoning
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e depends on shot glass and the strength of alcohol, let's say vodka 40%, probably over 3 times dead
The whole ducking bottle@@dissimilar816
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e or four
you what?
"i told u to eat macroni pizza on mars-
no-one's ever told me to lick them
":["
Me: sorry if i taste like pizza
LMAOOO
4:19 OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY I DONT GET DRY😫😫
MORPHY AYO WHAT!!! GETTING TO COMFORTABLE WITH US HUH!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ArE yOu KiDdInG mE
“I’m GoInG tO eAt A cLeAnSiNg”
Thank you for this video! 😀🌸🌸🌸
This is gonna be the FIRST and LAST time listen to this…
Iloveya so much morph😭😭
fr
I am laughing right now.And I don't know why Because of that ears😂 Right now i'm Weazing like a coffee canal
WE WANT HIM TO WHAT?!?!?
Omg I NEED to know how we end up paying for this!!! 😳😭😂😂😂
Same😭
Agreed
Why do I love this ❤❤❤❤❤❤
I can hear "memory reboot" VERY faintly in the background! 😆 3:56
can anyone else hear that music??? 3:55
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HELP ME
I love it I haven't laughed so hard in a long time It's always a blast with alastor ❤😂❤😂❤
I love him soooooooo much ❤😂❤. Thanks morphyVA 🎉❤
5:08 the squeak omg i cant breathe im laughing so hard 😂
Is it too late to tell Alastor licking my ears is a turn on....?
😂😂😂 poor Al.
3:42 Wet Willy wtf 🤣🤣🤣
he got me gigging cuz his reactions
"are u kidding me?" 😭😭😭🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
пхахахах похоже мы сломали ала! Бедняга~
help not alastor calling us out 😭
That ain’t Alastor, that’s Lester😭
It's quite interesting, and I felt embarrassed for our listener.😂😅
Me and my friend watch these from the POV that alastor is a scitzophrenic and we're trying not to get attacked, yet still end up with him assaulting us with things like licking our fucking ears, and threatening to assault us in a naughty nono way for accidentally walking in on him changing or using the public facilities. We also do it from the POV of a 15 yo 😭
Like, we reply to every sentence with things like "oh my god if you try to lick me one more time I'll put so much lead through your head nobody will recognize your body ?? I do NOT consent" and then he just licks u anyways and u can't do anything abt it bc we take care of him
I'm already looking forward to the next time, how we will pay it back😂😂❤
Honestly, this makes me happy because I like to like people I care about, and them licking me back makes me happy :)
2:01 AH
“hoWHAT?”
5:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok. Getting licked? Fine. But what the fu- :D
OmGowsch the liking 🤭💦 got me dying 😅
suggestion what if alastor ear licking asmr🤔
I almost couldn't watch this because of second hand embarrasment 🥲
I’m giggling so much 💀💀😭
We aint even a minute in istg 😭
I love this vid tho
WHAT THE HELLLLLL, at the first time that I saw the word lick I thought it was a new word for me and I wanted to know what I meant bc English isn’t my native language but WHATTHEFUCKKKKKKKKK
I took a shower and forgot to clean my ears😭💀
we all gotta pay for alastor thearpy now we owe him that much.