【ASMR】 Alastor gets his revenge on you「Alastor x Listener Audio」
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
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Alastor’s definitely the kind of guy to point and go “HA!” after he did something mischievous. He prob also holds his microphone to his mouth so that “HA” is louder.
CANON, IM HIS DEAD MAMA (guys please don’t cancel me-/j)
@@cathedral7381 MAMA HARTFELT! GMME THE RECIPE TO YOUR JAMBALAYA
🤣👌✨
@@cathedral7381📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
@@cathedral7381 Ma, Do you rember that jambalaya recipe? I’m trying to cook it for alastor to stop screaming at Angeldust
"I wouldnt do anythi..- *SLAP* "HAH-"
@@literallyjustayurinendroidJumpscare~ my dude
It scared the hell out of me😂
Even before I even watched the video I looked at the comments and saw this and honestly died
@@Gigi_fan-j9m LOL
Alastor: "That's the one I and Viv will never tell!"
Me: VIV, GET OVER HERE AND CONFORM THE THEORY BEFORE I LOSE IT!!!!!
timestamp??
@@octavia-_qv 1:13
@Hazbin_Simps1947 ty!
HELLO AGAIN POOKIEE
@@Vincent_Borthwick UR A WIZARD HARRY
“I’m not going to do any- *slaps ass* HAHA!! REVENGE!!
Fr
STOPPPPP. The ending 🤣😂 "you touched my cheek, i destroyed yours"
FRR😂😂
Its Like With Me and my Crush Where You Broke My Heart! I Break Yours!
@@MitsuriKanroji_ShinobuTanjiro *Reached into your chest, pulls out your chest, and snaps your heart in half.*
@@whywouldyoudothat1346 ...BRUH
@@MitsuriKanroji_ShinobuTanjiro Dude I add tone indicators and y'all still don't get it!
It's as JOKE that's what "/j" means!
Alastor’s smack was so loud I think it would hurt really bad😭😭😭
Alastor: You'll never find out.
Me: Bet.
Me: bet we found out when we walked in on u naked
Al: …
7:53 “you touch my cheek I destroy yours” what if I said I like that
LMFAO FR
Alastor: Why are you staring at my butt?
Me: (Literally staring at Charlie beating the life out of Valentinhoe) 👁️👄👁️
(Edit: Ty you all for the likes!! :3)
Real
Valenthoe always got me✊🦋
reaaaaaaaaaal
Hear me out...the bald moth guy(valentino)😏😏😏😏
Vox would definantly watch these
You know, this brings me back to a question I've been pondering. You know how in that drawing Vox made of Alastor, it says his ass is triangular? I'm probably overthinking it, but is it just something he says to mock his appearance, or does he actually know that it's triangular? If it's the latter, I have further questions.
@@RedRose99975💀💀💀
I think vox knows💀
And the fact that Vox has a body pillow of Alastor (AND had a crush on Alastor)
Bro got good taste in men
That 'Huzzah!' was too fluffing cute tho!
3:04 He know the No-No Square.
I was laughing at this so hard when he said this LMAO 💀🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds like such a baby 😳🤣
Ikr I started laughing and btw I’m watching the boys rn so it’s so funny
😂LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:25 *"GYAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT"*
What gyat? he has none..his bum is thinner then paper
OH NOO LOL-
Lmfaooooo
No he get a flat A$$
😭🙏
(0:45) Alastor: Why are you looking at my *BUTT,* my dear?
Me: **proceeds to laugh for the rest of the video (because I'm very immature when it comes to butt jokes)**
Bro same😂
Same 💀
7:08 “I wouldn’t do anyth- HAH“ MY EYES WIDEN SO FAST HELP
Awoop jumpscare
✨Awoop✨Jumpscare✨
@@AngelinaValdez-f5u we starting an Awoop jumpscare chain?
Me: bish I am 💀garnet💀
Goofy ahh audio 💀
Head cannon
After this alastor sent his shadow to smack listener ass at random times a day
HAH I'M FLAT
💀OMG
Al: no no no no no…
Me: stop saying no
Al: no
Me: ahhhh
Alastor: no no don’t touch me there this is my no no square
No no don't touch me there *I just repeat it*😂😂😂😂😂
This is my no no square
No no don't touch- *someone is watching and scream*
this meme is so old and ancient like alastor 😂😂
Squeeze Alastor's but
Alastor: You have permanently caused something that you’re going to regret
*Gets ad*
Me: FUUUUU-
HELP THAT HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS READING THIS COMMENTTTT
SAME 😭😂
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO
THAT HAPPENED WHILE I READ THIS
SAME 😭
Me: Alastor, im sorry..I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR TAIL- DONT SLAP ME- *gets slapped* OW WHAT DID I DO?!
Please do one where we manage to steal his mic staff
Omg that would be so sillyyy
YES PLS🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
THISSS
"Oh..." SLAP *Runs away knowing dam well im bouta die* "HAHA"
I legit saw the title of this video and got flashbacks…… 3:48 he cracked his knuckles! Oh lord I’m gonna need ice
Lmao
Morphy feeding us TONITE
My deer why are you looking at my butt? Deer?
7:52 that's crazyy 💀
Nah I was like "bet 😩" 💀
Oh ok
Alastor: *slaps ass*
Me: *critical hit*
(One like equals one prayer for our bum 😔🙏)
Nothing can cure your bum AHA 💀
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemonmy bum is officially destroyed BECAUSE OF YOU
@@M00n_L1ght.J too bad so sad 💅🤫
@@Alastor1TheRadioDemon I deserve justice for my bum 😡
@@M00n_L1ght.J eeeehhhh no. :) no such thing as justice in helllll!
I feel Like the wife who is being cheeky with her husband, and i Love it
Agreed
Truth...
Same
It just kept cracking me up with the different ways Alastor was about to say I a smacked his butt, but then him smacking mine scared the crap out of me and the "man I'm good" made me laugh. I'm not too sure I could take me or him seriously with half the things he says XD
Alastor: You touched the no no Square 😱
Me:What 😅
omg i read this before i heard it and i thought you were making a joke noooooo DX
3:05 “no no square”
“no no don’t touch me there, this is my no no square”
sorry it just reminded me of that song😭
Welcome back everyone!☆
THE GASP-😭
Bro was flabbergasted
@@rebunicornshorts7450 FRFRRR
1:22 HIS GASP IS SO CUTW
Very cutw indeed
"wouldn't do anything- HAH!!!" you wouldn't believe how strong my laugh was
Me be like*oooo tail"yank and run"i touched the tail!!!✨✨*thats got to be a asmr one day XD
IM READY FOR THIS ONE
funny quotes from alastor "when you put your palm on my rump" and " my dear basically I'm going to punish you for laying a finger on my bum my buttock my keer how dare you" had me laughing so hard
You know what they say
Me: All Toasters, toast, toast!
7:05 that shit was too personal 😭🤚🏽
FR😭🙏
Alastor: I wouldn’t do anythin- HAH 😇😇
Alastor : oh deer did you just slap my ass
Me : yes and I will do it again😊
thank you Morphy for feeding me today, I will patiently wait for the next Alastor x listener ❤️ love you from Italy
1:23 IM CRYING
I need one where we're the dominant, like imagine if we pin him against the wall and kiss him and he won't understand why does he like it, like THIS IS A NEED
UP UP UP
YES OMFG
IF I DONT GET VIV TO CONFIRM THIS (ASMR OF US PETTING HIS TAIL WILL BE NON EXISTENT IF ITS NOT CONFIRMED) IM GONNA LITERALLY TURN INTO A DAMN BUTTERFLY
The fact that I read it ass 'Butt-eerfly'💀
Yayyy new Alastor😻😻
4:53 Alastor:Oh no no no no no no my dear no no no no no
LUCIFER?! THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
8:04 again, i love the sighsss
7:06 ow 😣
Alastor: HA I got you my dear I got you! HUZZA!
me:huzza my a**
Bro the most embarrassing thing just happened when I was sitting at my table doing school work (I’m home schooled) I opened my phone and my AirPods were not connected so it started playing out loud and my mom was in the next room 🤣💀😭😭😭
LMAO IM SO SORRY. THATS literally so embarrassing, and I’ve experienced things very similar so I understand 😭 I’m homeschooled as well 🤣
Thanks my mom didn’t say anything she just looked at me strange 🤣
@@JyosellaJames-dc2cr lol! I don’t know what’s better… the look of suspicion, or her saying something 💀
I never tell her I watch hazbin or helluva cuz there ment for adults but we’re a Christian family and the show (hazbin hotel) is literally about redemption and second chances so that’s my opinion
I think it was worse that she didn’t say anything about it tho 😂💀
You should do one where someone tries to touch us or talk to us and Alastor tells them to back off and the 2nd Time he tells them to back off he kills them or something cuz in one of ur Alastor asmr he did say “the second time wont be so great” pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
plssss that sounds so good
OOOOOH Yes!!!!! Please
But your tail is the cutest thing in the whole damn world!!
GIRL. ☠️🙏
GIRL. ☠️🙏
Are you that same bad ass kid that the chicken was talking about?@@ourlittlemelody
Alastor: You’re going to regret
Ad: *randomly shows up*
“you touched the no no square…” THAT HAD ME LAUGHING 3:04
Revenge? On me??? What did I do, radio daddy~
EMILY?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE EMILY
YO CHILL😱
Emily what the fu...
EMILY??!!
"HAH!!!" 👹 revenge
I’m a simple person. I see Alastor, I click 😄
Alastor: I'll just BEND OVER to pick up my mic
Me: ...THIS MAN KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING! HE ASKED FOR IT!-
NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THERE THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE 🗣️🔥
1:18 hah hah hah hah haaaah.. ah..... *GASSPP* 😨
CLICKED FASTER THAN MY DAD LEAVING.
I. SEE. YOU. EVERYWHERE.
CLICKED FASTER THAN MY MOM BEATING ME
"you touched the no no square"got me falling on the floor bursting out laughing
"How deer you!"
I think that 😂😂
"That's a secret for i and Viv"
thank you once again morphy hoping you having a nice morning so far ! ❣️
Alastor: Ima Get My Revenge on you my Deer Me: NOPE! Go Get Revenge On Meh Crush Instead For Breaking My HEART INSTEAD!!! 💔
he ain't a gentle man anymore...
2:09 MY CHEEKS TOTALLY DID NOT TURN INTO TOMATOES WHEN HE SAID THAT WHAT ARE U TALKIN ABOUT-
YES FINALLY FIRST YES VICTORY WORSHIP ME
I NEED ONE OF DOUMA LIKE THAT
📸 GUESS WHAT, IM BACK BOI
📸
📸
every time he calls his butt something I laugh my a## off🤣
Can you do one where we snap at Alastor?
First!!!!! Live laugh love the Alastor content!!!
Yeeey a new Alastor asmr😀
The way I already knew that was what he was gonna ask and how he would ask it 😂😂😂😂and I still screamed, died and laughed my ass off all at once
Me absolutely dieing whenever he says ‘ass’ or anything that could mean that lol
We be going to hell with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
CHARLIEEE
GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILLL
OMG 😂😂😂 HES SO GOOFY😭😭😭
Finally mentioning the tail! Hehe!
SCREAMING.. 1:27 THE GASP 💀💀
Bro i was watching another video, then i saw this in my feed and quite literally stared in confusion for 20 seconds straight
*Slap* "HAHA! REVENGE" made me fall off my chair
And no I'm not ok, my friend made me watch this
I woke up to this ✋💀
1:23 help the gasp💀
4:50 “that’s the right thing to do since you touched my RUMB *BUBBLE POP SOUND*”
To be honest worth it
"him talking about his tail for a second) (while my demon form is a fox I CAN EAT YAH)
Phones and computers on the counter everybody.. even the back-ups.. 💀
...... *runs away* NO
I had to take a double take on that thumbnail 💀 i had to literally put on my glasses to see what it said 💀💀💀💀
WHY DID I GET SCARED WHEN HE SLAPPED ME-💀
morphy I have a suggestion, please do alastor hits you with a pan asmr 🙏
I SECOND THIS STATEMENT🙋🏻🍳‼️
0:45 why are you lookin at my…BUTT.
Alastor: Bends over to get his Micophone.
Me: Bambi taiiil :3
Also Daaaaaammmmmmnnnn! *Slaps his scrawny behind* O_O Nope! Nevermind! That sounded like a skeletons bones scutter..
Future me, is there a "great moogly woogly" in this video?
*Alastor:* why are you looking at my but, my dear?
*what I wanted to say:* I'm just in taking such a beautiful view
*what they said:* trying to see your tail
I clicked on this and I skipped ahead a bit and all i heard was "My No No square" ....Needless to say i screamed😂
Again, I had to do another double take on these thumbnail titles.
I think Morphy knows what I do at chai….
oh no...pack ur bags we are going in a box floating down the river with grandma...the fbi can't knoww