THE WORST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET *TYSON + LEXIE JAMES* CAME FOR ME.

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  • @mariauga3377
    @mariauga3377 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +398

    I can dislike someone ALOT and not be jealous at all. If I dislike someone, why do I want be them? That argument is dumb. 😂😂😂

    • @Pajali
      @Pajali 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely. The people I dislike, I dislike because they’re unrepentant a-holes. I don’t envy them; I pity them.

    • @alliu6562
      @alliu6562 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ngl you’re so right

    • @wednesday7475
      @wednesday7475 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Exactly. It’s commonly used yet makes no sense. The logic is this: I dislike you, and therefore I do not want to be you.

    • @livvlife
      @livvlife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Exactly, why would I be jealous of someone who appears so miserable?

    • @shanel4294
      @shanel4294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It bugs me so much, like even when people just criticise a person, their fans say they’re jealous. It’s not Everytime someone says something negative about someone they’re jealous, sometimes I just don’t like you. I wanna be myself thanks.

  • @amsthy1179
    @amsthy1179 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    “Always being the bigger person is exhausting and overrated “ thank you 🎉

    • @neoscencez
      @neoscencez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      THIS! However - We can try and rest easy knowing we'll always be more human, empathetic and decent than the crazies.

  • @jongkittae
    @jongkittae 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    the funniest part of this is attempting to threaten a Floridian with hell as if they don't already live there 24/7 lmao 😂

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You get me

  • @laurak3035
    @laurak3035 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +304

    As a someone who grew up in fundamentalist Christianity, I’ll translate the comments.
    “Hi, I read on Facebook that I need to post a negative comment because you talked about a girl I go to church with. My fragile sense of self prevents me from actually watching the video or critically thinking about the points you made. I’ve also been conditioned to feel rage towards strangers online and that’s probably the only time I truly ‘feel’ anything other than deep emptiness. Since I’m not sure what’s actually going on, I’m going to disparage your looks or your baby because my reactions are childlike and I’m just following Facebook Karen’s orders.”

    • @linseylinsey
      @linseylinsey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      100%. That sunshine woman has 1951 in her name. This woman in her 70s is commenting nonsense on YT

    • @reverie6034
      @reverie6034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      THANK YOU for putting my trauma into words. I was also raised by these psychotic idiots. I’m the breadwinner in my family. My husband stayed home with our kids because I had the good job with the vacation and pension and growth potential. My kids are AMAZING. And we were ostracized by these mouth breathers for having my husband stay home instead of me. No thank you. I walked away when my oldest child was 4 months old and never looked back. He’s 23 now and these Karen’s still troll me on social media when they can find me which isn’t often. My life has been wonderful. These fundamentalist sociopaths can all go pound sand. Whew! I feel better now! 😂

    • @keepyourmindopen
      @keepyourmindopen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Excellent translation!

    • @colinf2316
      @colinf2316 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      💯 hit the nail on the head

    • @desireeclaire2044
      @desireeclaire2044 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This should be framed!!!

  • @litenen
    @litenen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    Ahh the good old "women should stay home with the kids, THAT'S their job and their husband should be sole breadwinner". Yet they turn to mlm's, become "boss babes" and own their own "buissnes". If it was so important to stay home and have a propper bread winner husband, WHY do they need to scam people and look down on those that do work?

    • @The_Void8
      @The_Void8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Probs because the husband doesn't work...

    • @salinamath5578
      @salinamath5578 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      like if your men are the breadwinners, why are you so set on retiring them....

    • @dogsbelife
      @dogsbelife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Why is the boss babe so loud. Did she ask her husband's permission to send all those voice memos though. 🙄 /s

    • @litenen
      @litenen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@The_Void8 But they still make a point of looking down on "beta males" that don't have an income high enough for their wives to stay home focusing on their mlm's 😆

    • @The_Void8
      @The_Void8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@litenen Hah! So true...I don't think they know up from down. Fundamentalism is not very grounded in reality and they pop out human beings...but can't actually afford it, extreme beta Conservative hip hop aside, it's unsustainable.

  • @desireemclaughlin1455
    @desireemclaughlin1455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    Priscilla: “No one’s going to give you the attention you want.”
    Also Priscilla: *proceeds to send a dozen texts and 725293 voice notes*
    🤣

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      And she’s now commenting on this video

    • @desireemclaughlin1455
      @desireemclaughlin1455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@IAMCCSuarez I hope she got a man’s permission before she commented. 🤣🤣

    • @desireemclaughlin1455
      @desireemclaughlin1455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@IAMCCSuarez The fact that she almost immediately started commenting on your video within a couple hours of it going up is wild. Sounds like you’ve got an admirer.
      Oops, sorry. I spelled stalker wrong. 😅

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Absolutely unhinged behavior.

  • @reverie6034
    @reverie6034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    “Two straights can make a gay” ~Mother has spoken 👑🙇‍♀️

    • @brittneyporterfield9000
      @brittneyporterfield9000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly, my favorite quote, can I get it on a tshirt? 🤣

  • @VonnyDee
    @VonnyDee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    WEAKER VESSEL?! Can men give birth? Can men bleed for 7 days and live? Get all the way out of hereeeeee Priscilla

    • @maka5065
      @maka5065 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Men get the common cold and they can't do anything but women are the weaker vessel 😂

    • @lmlanigan
      @lmlanigan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      There's a menstrual cramp simulator that's been going around so men/AMAB people know how having them feels. I saw a clip of this Canadian morning show where they were having the male co-hosts use it on the lowest setting, and they couldn't handle it! One of the male co-hosts followed up by saying, "Women are better than men." Weaker vessel my ass!

  • @EMA616yo
    @EMA616yo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    “The next book they need to worship is the dictionary.” Bwahahaha! Omg, I cackled out loud!!

  • @raetay113
    @raetay113 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    "I don't need you to announce your departure" is the peak of comedy, nothing else will ever top it

    • @ThatRedhedd
      @ThatRedhedd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I loved that line, too, but 24:52 had me dying! 🤣

  • @raychul33
    @raychul33 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    I love when CC monetizes her hate comments 😂👏

  • @lmsmith015
    @lmsmith015 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    As the breadwinner of my household, I can't wait to tell my husband that he needs to control me better

    • @reverie6034
      @reverie6034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Same. My husband will say, “But honey I haven’t been able to control you for 29 years nor do I want to. Also, I’m a way better mom than you” and I will nod seriously in complete agreement 😂😂😂

  • @Lamb208
    @Lamb208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Priscilla sounds like she’s jealous of your strength and ability to be able to speak up/out about a problematic scam and have people listen.
    Priscilla girl go on and get your self confidence up. Tell your husband No! Girl power

  • @jessierabbit
    @jessierabbit 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Whenever they say women are supposed to be weaker and submit to their husbands, I just roll my eyes. If they want to do that, go ahead, but I don't need my partner (man or woman) to tell me what to do. I'm my own person and can make my own decisions.

    • @Rew123
      @Rew123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hopefully you are aware that the follow-up versus says that husbands should submit to their wives.

    • @jessierabbit
      @jessierabbit 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @Rew123 Clearly the woman in the video isn't aware of that because she keeps insisting that CC has to submit to her husband. I'm not even religious, so I don't give a fuck what the bible says.

    • @jencendiary
      @jencendiary 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rew123 Why should we be? The oppressive cult groups who enforce patriarchal gender roles on women and other AFAB folks don't.

    • @gacktist00
      @gacktist00 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      she should listen to god. not her husband 😂😂

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm skeptical of any man who *wants* a submissive, obedient partner. Just like I'm skeptical of any man who wants a virgin. Their masculinity is SO FRAGILE that it can't stand up to any scrutiny whatsoever? My partner would be bored to tears if my whole personality was obeying him. He loves my passion and intellect (and I love his). We respect and challenge each other and we're both better for it.

  • @neoscencez
    @neoscencez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    You truly are the epitome of a masterclass, CC - As a fellow member of the "Alphabet Community" I salute ya! :D

  • @Steveve4123
    @Steveve4123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I will never get over the irony that these people in the comments defend literal hate spewing mean religious manipulators by calling Chelsea hateful and jealous and telling her to be kind.

    • @TyDee_babes
      @TyDee_babes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The utter lack of self awareness kinda burns, doesn't it?

    • @catz7679
      @catz7679 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yes! It's the hypocrisy for me.

  • @Starla.Mariee
    @Starla.Mariee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    How does stating facts about pyramid schemes equal jealousy?
    😂

    • @nichzsporttv9057
      @nichzsporttv9057 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I eas asking myself the same thing, unfortunately the mental gymnastics broke my neo cortex

    • @Starla.Mariee
      @Starla.Mariee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nichzsporttv9057 LMAO..... broke my neo cortex.... cracked me up!

    • @jessicastewart313
      @jessicastewart313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly. 100% agreed. Making an honest living by spotlighting folks who cheat and lie to people is totes all about jelosy . MLMers are embarrassing.

    • @duanebailey6253
      @duanebailey6253 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's crazy. I disagree with alot of what she says. However james sending hate when a quick Google search shows its a mlm sceme. Now David hogg is blaming white woman for gun violence. Sad times when they are trying to divide us at all angles.

  • @lynnie169
    @lynnie169 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    the religious manipulation and trauma just radiates off this couple so strongly, like a microwave of doom

    • @anrod8601
      @anrod8601 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Right! I can’t with them🙄
      Anti mlm has nothing to do with GOD. At least now we know how manipulated they are!

    • @mswifeycatlady7583
      @mswifeycatlady7583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      You had me at “microwave of doom” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @trinitybreann2535
    @trinitybreann2535 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    if Chelsea didn’t work or do TH-cam for a job then what in the world does Chris expect her to do with all these opinions? Keep them to herself ? SMH 🙄🙄

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      I’m a woman I don’t think he wants me to have an opinion lol

  • @kar0047
    @kar0047 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    The behavior exhibited by these people is truly abhorrent lol. But yes, WE are the ones who need to repent. Got it

  • @vamden
    @vamden 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    OMG!! CC?? I cannot believe what she said about your miscarriages!! At first I just thought she was stupid. Now I realized she is also a horrible/disgusting!! That little twerp owes you an apology. I'm sorry she said that to you.

    • @vamden
      @vamden 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know, what a joke!! The only thing she loves is herself@dtulip58

    • @itsalwayscoldhere
      @itsalwayscoldhere 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      My mouth totally dropped when that was brought up. That gal will have a corner in hell also. Just not in the same room as the rest of us cool peeps.

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That woman can star in a Stanzipotenza Hell video.

  • @kar0047
    @kar0047 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Also the voice note Nancy in this video sounded drunk as hell 😭😂 I loved that

    • @lolamurder1882
      @lolamurder1882 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I thought the same thing.

    • @AuthentiKaate
      @AuthentiKaate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What do we think it is?? Jack Daniels? PBR?? Budweiser?? Bud light?? Fireball?? Jäger?

    • @abigailxmary
      @abigailxmary 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      not voice not nancy omg💀😂

  • @Aalisrocklist
    @Aalisrocklist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    omg 💙Wiggum snoring💙 through the whole reading of the misogynistic rant makes it even funnier!!!

  • @beckf1858
    @beckf1858 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    This video makes me so happy. I love a good clapback. Bless their hearts. There's no way their hateful rhetoric have brought anyone to Jesus. And the audacity to assume you haven't read the Bible, and haven't prayed for God to show you the Truth. Thanks for bringing us this delightful video, Chelsea Queen of the Couch People 👸 🛋

    • @AlayneAdelaide
      @AlayneAdelaide 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Bless their hearts" is still one of the best passive aggressive comebacks ever and I'm obsessed every time I see someone use it lol

  • @kendalaxy
    @kendalaxy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    It’s truly so sad to hear a woman so deep in fundamentalism say that women are weaker than men that can’t lead themselves. To TRULY BELIEVE that about yourself is so sad. And I was there once oop--love the video tho, I’ve been cackling the whole time 😂😂😂

  • @JaneDoe_123
    @JaneDoe_123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Fundamentalists getting a reality shower will never stop being entertaining. Even if they refuse to let said shower actually wash them.

  • @cary1063
    @cary1063 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I definitely wouldn’t be jealous of a woman who had to join an MLM bc her man has a failed Christian rap career 😭

  • @ChrisOdinson132
    @ChrisOdinson132 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I have a feeling Priscilla didn't ask her husband or anyone in her life if she should leave you 5 voice messages over Instagram. My friends would not let me do that at my most manic. 💀
    Also: "I'm speaking truth. I have the truth. It's truth. This is truth. You don't see the truth" PRISCILLA, IF YOU ARE SPEAKING TRUTH YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT 97 TIMES

  • @thecatsdamnmeow
    @thecatsdamnmeow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I don't know why but I get the best giggle every time you say "You're not my dad don't tell me what to do." 😂😂

  • @janemclean7032
    @janemclean7032 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    What on earth would Chelsea have to be jealous about? She’s intelligent, beautiful sassy, fun and loving mom and wife! She has a beautiful husband, who treats her wonderfully, and also has Wiggum! You goChelsea thanks for all that you do!

  • @coll4455
    @coll4455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I laughed so hard at this video!! I can’t believe how hateful people who claim to be religious are lol.

    • @vikkilooper4075
      @vikkilooper4075 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They're the absolute worst! Also the biggest hypocrites while acting holier-than-thou. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard or forks on plates.

    • @leahsanders798
      @leahsanders798 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ain't no hate like Christian love. It's an oldie, but a goodie. And it has largely been shown to be the case in my own personal life, and just in general.

    • @josephinehenry8236
      @josephinehenry8236 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@leahsanders798omg that’s a classic

  • @just.R.A.
    @just.R.A. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    “Jealous”??? Have they not seen your husband? And your social blade? Hilarious!

  • @nikkikoz4720
    @nikkikoz4720 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Gossip is how marginalized people protect each other. Pointing out scams and problematic people is the best kind of gossip.

  • @chibimitchi
    @chibimitchi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Me blasting “I’m afraid I’ll go to heaven” by Moon Walker. Being trapped with a bunch of fundies for all eternity is my worst nightmare.

  • @Caffeinatedown
    @Caffeinatedown 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I really don’t know why they are so bothered but your response is why I follow you. Perfect.

  • @bethanybsoprano
    @bethanybsoprano 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Every "Christian" ignores some parts of the Bible and chooses the ones they like. I mean, I don't see people sacrificing goats these days.

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because the NT doesn't call for that.
      But they cheerfully ignore so many things the NT does call for I would not be surprised if they started going for the goat next.

    • @bethanybsoprano
      @bethanybsoprano 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sisuguillam5109 Right, the NT also says women should keep their heads covered, but many of these fundie Christians are extremely islamophobic and of course if they are selling Monat they aren't keeping their heads covered!

  • @Aimes604
    @Aimes604 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    These people are so unhinged. You’re not gossiping. You’re trying to help people recognize scammers. I love you’re loud sassy personality Chelsea ❤

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, unhinged voice note Karen was completely fixated on the term "gossip / gossiping" even tho it's pretty clear that she doesn't know what it means 🙄

  • @elizaham3189
    @elizaham3189 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Let me just say as a Baptist, your videos, ESPECIALLY the one focused on this couple, have never made me feel offended, insecure in my own beliefs, make think that you were going to hell or make me think that I should say anything remotely close to what any of these Pharisees said.
    And as a matter of fact, the first time you and I ever interacted on IG was when you posted something on Easter and it was about Christ. I said something like “I love that you’re posting this! I love seeing creators not ashamed to share about their love for Jesus.” And you responded something like “Of course, Jesus is my homeboy!” 😂
    I’m so sorry to everyone who was ever treated like crap by any of these specific believers or believers in general. I firmly believe that we are supposed to follow what Jesus said was the greatest commandment: “love one another; as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.” John‬ ‭13‬:‭34‬-‭35
    Love you, Chelsea and I love your big heart. I’ve seen evidence of the people you’ve personally helped either get out of MLMs or stay away from them. Keep kicking ass.

    • @amesblitz339
      @amesblitz339 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Love your comment! Blessings from another reasonable, loving Christian!

    • @SheylaM
      @SheylaM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a rational Catholic, I’m co-signing this. 💛

    • @elizaham3189
      @elizaham3189 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@amesblitz339 Thank you!

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      A lot of Christians really missed that day in bible school, it seems.

    • @elizaham3189
      @elizaham3189 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@draconicfeline6177 A lot of them either go to super sh*tty churches or just don’t go at all. The most awful “Christians” that I know go to either prosperity gospel churches (Joel Osteen, or any mega church) or a fundamentalist one. There are many wonderful, loving Christians out there but we only hear of the worst ones because the most obnoxious of any community are always the most vocal.

  • @Ryanneey
    @Ryanneey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Chill out with your jean skirt" 😂 you seriously have the best sense of humor!

  • @margonaut
    @margonaut 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    JC never ranted about how people he didn’t like should go to hell 🙄

  • @JRand5501
    @JRand5501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    What in the world is wrong with these people? Did they not realize it was about MLM???

  • @foreverwander0320
    @foreverwander0320 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    This video is a masterpiece. Chelsea remains unbothered and thriving. 💃🏻

    • @foreverwander0320
      @foreverwander0320 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      PS-Just *imagine* mocking another person’s pregnancy losses and thinking you’re the good person. Smh at these ghouls.

  • @laurence.d.a
    @laurence.d.a 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "Dressed like the whore of Babylon" I'm CRYING 😂😂😂 I'm not Christian but I need to steal y'alls insults

    • @jmeg7412
      @jmeg7412 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I cannot wait to tell someone this 😂😂

  • @pssurvivor
    @pssurvivor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Do these people realize how unhinged they sound? they remind of the mom from Carrie ☠

    • @reverie6034
      @reverie6034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Accurate 🎯

  • @wangdangatomictango
    @wangdangatomictango 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I love how these people threaten ths kids. Like oh no, the kid is gonna grow up being accepting of other people, with proper values, and parents who are treat each other as equals in their marriage! Compared to a baby seeing someone weaponize religion in the most heretic way possible? Okay babes.

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They really just want to justify being terrible people.

  • @ClancyNacht
    @ClancyNacht 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    What gets me is that none of what they're saying or doing is something Jesus would approve of.

  • @rachelmdiamond
    @rachelmdiamond 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Anyone with “sunshine” or “joy” in their username is guaranteed to actually be a terrible slug

  • @peachteatina
    @peachteatina 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    I don’t get these women who are ok with being “weaker”
    What a sad life.

    • @Ithinkyousuckrealbad
      @Ithinkyousuckrealbad 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It almost feels like being a 2nd class citizen is empowering for them. Like they’re really that brainwashed. Beyond saving. Incredibly tragic.

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right, I could never imagine thinking that of myself. We are strong, powerful, smart, and we lead ourselves. Not to mention let's be real if men had to carry and birth a baby the human race would've died off long ago. Weak men are scared of what women are capable of which is why for centuries they've tried to convince us we're weak and unable to care for ourselves. That we need to be led around and told what to do. It terrifies weak men to know they need us more than we need them and that we might figure that out one day.

  • @dragondancer2823
    @dragondancer2823 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It was so Christian kind of them to help your channel grow by sharing and commenting on your video!!! ❤

  • @FeministCatLadySpinster
    @FeministCatLadySpinster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I love how jealousy is their go to.
    I also love how they sent their followers to that video - Tyson has a channel, but apparently they don't know how TH-cam works. 😂

  • @purple_kathryn
    @purple_kathryn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Want to seem like an unhinged maniac? Send multiple voice notes to complete stranger about how mad they make you

  • @jacquelinecase8208
    @jacquelinecase8208 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The Sploy was strong with this one! Boy did I need these laughs! Thanks 😂

    • @eli-se4zb
      @eli-se4zb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Super sploy! Loved it!

  • @peachteatina
    @peachteatina 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Voicemail lady is overcompensating hard.

  • @itsjustamyx3
    @itsjustamyx3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “Sir, who’s Donna?” Girl I said the same thing 😂

  • @kaitlynnelise3263
    @kaitlynnelise3263 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Priscilla’s emotionless, robotic voice repeating herself over and over again is so bizarre. This woman is just talking to her phone and even claps out “WE * ARE *TO* OBEY” and she’s telling you that you’re the unhappy one ? 😂

  • @SweetlyxJules
    @SweetlyxJules 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Thank you for uploading the best video to watch while I eat my cozy lunch. I wish I was snoring away like Wiggum though 🥰 also you killed me with "the next book you need to worship is the dictionary" 😂 Had to come back to this because I looost it at "Let's get two things straight and one thing gay" - incredible.

  • @KipperHutch1
    @KipperHutch1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Chelsea this video is my new most favorite. I ugly laughed out loud through every bit. Spicy and spot on commentary, and perfect editing. I just lysm!

  • @jennygibbons7683
    @jennygibbons7683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Voicemail lady should have asked her husband surely before sending all that vitriol if she was following her crazy rules. Oh dear me if i needed to do what my husband tells me to do he'd have to speak to me more than about 4 times a year. She's certainly following a different style of Christianity to most of the world.

  • @stephanieefany
    @stephanieefany 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "No ma'am that's gas" had me spitting out my water.

  • @kristenhartmann7807
    @kristenhartmann7807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love this engagement for you!! I’m so glad you’re profiting off their crappiness!!

  • @alisonnicholls
    @alisonnicholls 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Two wrongs don't make a right, but two straights can make a gay" 😂 I think I need this on a t-shirt

  • @jaycassel2218
    @jaycassel2218 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You’re speaking like someone who’s awfully single.” Omg! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lolizzy248
    @lolizzy248 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Your dog snoring the background of the video always kills me in the best way 😂 it’s so cute that he’s like “yeah Imma hangout with mom but I’m also gunna snore so everyone knows I’m here”

  • @cbcbcbable
    @cbcbcbable 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’ve seen people write in run on sentences, but it’s a rare treat when I hear someone speak in such sloppy, run on sentences 🤣 those voice notes are wild

  • @a.t.9572
    @a.t.9572 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Lady wants to talk about what’s healthy when she’s spamming angry voice chats at a stranger.

  • @morrinohara2278
    @morrinohara2278 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    As a fellow “fake Christian”, I call a seat on the bus to hell 😇

    • @TyDee_babes
      @TyDee_babes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Crowley's description of heaven being correct is part of my philosophy, so I'll join you on that bus.
      I'll bring snacks.

    • @promisemochi
      @promisemochi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TyDee_babes now i'm curious (gave up on supernatural at a certain point) what is crowley's description? (i'm assuming we're talking about the SPN crowley here lol)

    • @TyDee_babes
      @TyDee_babes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@promisemochi it's Crowley from Good Omens, a book by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman and now also a mini series. Highly recommend both.
      Am aware of SPN but have seen very little. I've heard good things, but I get a wee bit of archive panic with long runners.
      According to him, heaven is basically about watching The Sound of Music for eternity and _enjoying_ it. And no sushi restaurants. Also, the only musicians who got into heaven are Elgar and Liszt.

    • @nichzsporttv9057
      @nichzsporttv9057 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'll get the tunes and drinks in. Any preferences?

    • @dogsbelife
      @dogsbelife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@nichzsporttv9057 would highway to hell be too cliché? I like doritos too. Got them spicy ones in my cabinet right now. Let's goooo.

  • @The_Void8
    @The_Void8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Do they know what repent means...
    This ignorant beliefsystem is so scary and dangerous...those poor ignored kids,fuelled with religious trauma and abuse.

  • @BipolarIbarelyknowher
    @BipolarIbarelyknowher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Who knew I could pray my bipolar away? I wish someone would have told me earlier 😕

  • @JanetMiller78
    @JanetMiller78 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love and died laughing at these 2 dumdums linking your video to both of their Instagrams. I mean what better way to warn their followers not to join Lexie's pyramid scheme 😂

  • @SheilaM
    @SheilaM 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    29:02 "You don't know how to get attention for yourself."
    I guess Chelsea does know how to get attention because you left her 179425 voice notes. 😂😂😂😂

  • @JustToSaveYou
    @JustToSaveYou 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "No ma'am that's gas." I lost it. LOL

  • @bekahboo1212
    @bekahboo1212 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That was truly the most unhinged comment section yet. I’m impressed tbh

  • @Mycozymnbooks
    @Mycozymnbooks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The moment anyone uses terms such as "alpha Male" and "beta male" unironically, I'm laughing them out of the room. That's embarrassing, Priscilla.😂

  • @danacapodarco1363
    @danacapodarco1363 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I got a chuckle from some of these people’s comments, and Chelsea’s response to them.
    RANT:
    BUT my jaw dropped when hearing the nasty comment about MJ’s conception and birth. I lean agnostic in religious beliefs, and understand that others are not going to feel the same as me. Belief is a personal thing and I learn from experience from being on both sides of judgment that someone yelling at you is not going to change such a thing.
    But I know that claiming a baby is from the devil/ Satan or that a family’s loss is an act of God is out of line. Belief in religion or not. You don’t talk about people, especially a child like that.
    I’ve make jokes about being the spawn of some kind of evil entity from literary/ pop culture. Grew up with my pastor father spraying me and others with a ‘holy water’ squirt gun to see ‘what would happen.’ Some probably didn’t think this as funny, but the tone being used in these types of situations were never cruel.
    What that person said about Chelsea’s family, especially about MJ was done to inflict pain. Words have meaning, and in some cases they can cause distress to others, and that is the goal of saying this horrible things to a stranger on the internet.
    I know Chelsea doesn’t need someone to fight for her, she very capable and handled this BS comment with class, sass, all while touching grass! BUT for someone who, I assume spouts ‘love and morals’ would say that about a baby! Damn, I’m still fuming.

    • @dwentlandt1022
      @dwentlandt1022 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree with you as one that does not believe, that scum person / people making any comment on anyone’s child/children is way out of line. I’m still angry about what that woman said about the miscarriages and MJs being born totally pissed me off. It’s people like those in the comments that are the danger to children. Statically speaking they are far more likely to harm a child than and LGBTQ+ /Drag Queen. They are so busy pushing what they want to do and think about onto the LGBTQ+ and Drag Queens. Just as a note, I separate LGBTQ+ and Drag Queens because not all Drag Queens are LGBTQ+ and vice versa.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That was sickening. Almost all the hate comments made me laugh, but that one enraged me.

  • @mswifeycatlady7583
    @mswifeycatlady7583 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Watching Chelsea serve up her responses to these comments while looking cute AF with those horns?
    Priceless.
    Chef’s kiss.
    Perfection.

  • @LumpsofSugarforgottheirpasswor
    @LumpsofSugarforgottheirpasswor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It’s wild that men act like they’re martyrs for being the primary income as if being a SAH parent isn’t a crap ton of work that you can’t leave at 5?

  • @candieee
    @candieee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Clearly you’re not happy with yourself and you’re not happy with your own life or you wouldn’t be so focused on hers”
    - Priscilla *as she sends 15 one minute voice memos to tell you about yourself In detail.😂😂😂

  • @mistakenlymidwest2460
    @mistakenlymidwest2460 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Love the horns lol. Way to take the haters head on, CC!

  • @janebellco
    @janebellco 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is the most unhinged hate comment video and I’M HERE FOR IT! love you to pieces and thank you keeping me entertained while I’m working my craft booth in the rain (aka no friggin customers). lol

  • @SavMarie
    @SavMarie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "When you truly love God you follow his word. "
    Oh ok ma'am how many gay people have you stoned to death? Also god says women need to be quiet so

  • @jadadallas5891
    @jadadallas5891 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Never be a woman." So that commenter wants you to be a transman?

  • @LizzieBelina
    @LizzieBelina 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love that they bring up gossip as being this terrible thing when you call them out and then they insult you about miscarriages. Miscarriages are more prevalent than they would care to admit. Like a quarter of pregnancies end in miscarriage and it's beyond insulting for people who are always about kids. They are disgusting.
    And on the gossip front, it's actually been found that gossip is an important part of our social structure since the beginning of time. It's part of how our species thrives and makes us different than other animals.

  • @littletraumamama
    @littletraumamama 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I just saw on her stories where she quit selling Monat to 'focus on her children'.

  • @elisa-beary
    @elisa-beary 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    CC, i watch all your vids but daaaaamn, you had me howling all by myself through this whole thing. One liner after one liner. I hardly think ONCE! Hahaha. It’s too much!

  • @sara24601
    @sara24601 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Omg the voice notes 🤣 if only if was a creepy whisper like voice memo Monica , gonna have to try harder ma'am ☠️
    How do I submit to my husband when I have a wife? 🤣 also I don't wanna go to heaven if there's no queens, no thank you please 👸🏻

  • @Nephialt
    @Nephialt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    the fact that they all said "children" plural proves they didnt actually watch anything youve posted

  • @crisreneemakes7178
    @crisreneemakes7178 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I am positive that lady leaving voice DMs was driving. I could hear her blinker in the background. What is it with these MLM huns using their phone and driving at the same time. That is so dangerous.

  • @vickischwaegel6122
    @vickischwaegel6122 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    OMG! This just cracks me up! They are giving you so much content & attention!!!

  • @desireeclaire2044
    @desireeclaire2044 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Well, Lexijames sells Monat so I'm sure there are a lot of people who think she needs to repent for that!
    The truth is that the shampoo cost $5.00 or less to produce and the rest of the money ppl pay goes to commission for the rep and their upline, so each time she sells a shampoo, she knows the person could get a better deal than what she is offering- but she takes their money anyway, so she needs to worry about repenting herself and keep her judgement to herself!

  • @ShelbyRiemer
    @ShelbyRiemer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "We're all born naked and the rest of life is drag" & "Go touch grass and wipe your butt" 😆🔥

  • @jimmer12911
    @jimmer12911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hahaha! My husband has spent decades trying to tell me what to do, I always say “Whatever” 🙄

  • @EnayaSwaaaan
    @EnayaSwaaaan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "weaker vessel" 'god bless' this girl because this sent me LAUGHING FOR TEN MINUTES

  • @steelcutoaths3033
    @steelcutoaths3033 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Those voice memos are giving “my emotionally manipulative mom” vibes and I don’t like it.

  • @kateykat3729
    @kateykat3729 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I never understood why you said we might hear Wiggum snore, bc I never, ever heard him. Today I am using my AirPods and I can totally hear him! What a sweet little guy, he’s the bestest boy!

  • @charlie.saturday
    @charlie.saturday 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Your hate comment videos are my absolute favorite. I could listen to you read these for an hour (plz do!! 🙌🏻)

  • @jembear888
    @jembear888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Idk if its cause I’m hungry but I read that as BE TAMALE, instead if BETA MALE

    • @Aerodil
      @Aerodil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Go get some tamales. Those sound good.

  • @laurence.d.a
    @laurence.d.a 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    3:32 GIRL. We need "NGL, I look amazing" merch (maybe even with the horns and everything!). I'd buy the shit out of that.

  • @nataliehass205
    @nataliehass205 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Wiggums snoring is making me feel so cozy and safe hahaha I love it

    • @IAMCCSuarez
      @IAMCCSuarez  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same. Im on the couch rn watching a movie, bean is asleep on me and Wiggum is laying on my legs with his head on beans butt, snorin.

  • @amandan2663
    @amandan2663 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Sir….who’s Donna??!!” 😂

    • @Aerodil
      @Aerodil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My great aunt.

  • @pinkthepanther1294
    @pinkthepanther1294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I do not understand how people who claim to know the Bible can so blatantly take verses out of context. 1 Corinthians was the first letter from Paul to the Corinthians. 2 Corinthians was his response to the first letter, he literally went back and changed the verse about not sitting with sinners because it was too harsh. 2 Corinthians 2:5-7. Im not even a Christian, but it is my biggest pet peeve when people claim to be these experts on how to handle “sin” but then take verses out of context.