HOKAGE RAP CYPHER | RUSTAGE ft None Like Joshua, GameboyJones & More [Naruto Rap]

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  • @rustage
    @rustage  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7338

    Thanks to everyone who features on this track!!
    Hashirama: Rustage
    0:11
    bit.ly/2W0pmTH
    Tobirama: None Like Joshua
    0:47
    bit.ly/2IodEci
    Sarutobi: GameboyJones
    1:22
    bit.ly/2IkCcDk
    Minato: Connor Rapper
    1:57
    bit.ly/31eBz6H
    Tsunade: Savvy Hyuga
    2:32
    bit.ly/2YNPxtN
    Kakashi: Dreaded Yasuke
    3:07
    bit.ly/2Wp0rdt
    Naruto: DizzyEight
    3:43
    bit.ly/2M5BvC4
    And the next three uploads!
    Ken Kaneki Rap (Tokyo Ghoul) 16th august
    All Might Rap (My Hero Academia) 23rd August
    Gaara Rap (Naruto) 30th August

    • @jdlee5632
      @jdlee5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Plz do a Garra rap plz

    • @thegodfather___
      @thegodfather___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hey Rustage I love ur raps and r u going to do any stranger things raps

    • @asamfuu
      @asamfuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      RUSTAGE can you do a zabuza rap?

    • @itsriftzaceri366
      @itsriftzaceri366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Please boruto rap

    • @gidon2996
      @gidon2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeeee Kaneki

  • @uwaisfazil9119
    @uwaisfazil9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    Tobirama: steps on legos
    Also tobirama: damn uchihas

    • @Cmax9000
      @Cmax9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The legos: cus they know I'm the cruelest

    • @sithis1999
      @sithis1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The uchiha who put the lego there with his renagan:Ohh no are you ok

    • @uwaisfazil9119
      @uwaisfazil9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh

    • @Teakbumblbee
      @Teakbumblbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sooo true

    • @Zackshaffi
      @Zackshaffi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

  • @s0ls0l.mp3
    @s0ls0l.mp3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    Hashirama: *perfectly normal*
    Tobirama: *those darn uchihas*
    Hiruzen: *monkey king*
    Minato: *normal*
    Tsunade: *normal*
    Kakashi: *honest*
    Naruto: *roasts everybody and his own son*

    • @bharatmalhotra1880
      @bharatmalhotra1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      1 more like to go

    • @hellblaze4708
      @hellblaze4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      69th like noice 👌👌👌

    • @hellblaze4708
      @hellblaze4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bharatmalhotra1880 that's was me lol😂

    • @s0ls0l.mp3
      @s0ls0l.mp3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hellblaze4708 👌👌👌

    • @rimurulover6175
      @rimurulover6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Narutos rap is also honest tho

  • @meekify
    @meekify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    “they named the show after me, so im not afraid of anybody coming after me” damnnnnnnnn🔥🔥

    • @bruuuuuhhhhhhh
      @bruuuuuhhhhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fr, Narutos verse just kills the track

    • @hannahsands5577
      @hannahsands5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Call me Shadow “the only one who’s coming after me is my son, and even that I still won, because my son is just another me that’s growing from everything I’ve done”

    • @ArchanaPatel-vu5rd
      @ArchanaPatel-vu5rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Plot armour in a nutshell

    • @luneandpuffinsanimations2529
      @luneandpuffinsanimations2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ArchanaPatel-vu5rd fr

    • @hannahsands5577
      @hannahsands5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hokage Naruto Uzumaki ahhh plz no spoilers I haven’t watched boruto yet 😬

  • @pranith.7
    @pranith.7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    I love how other Hokages are rapping about themselves
    But Tobirama's rap is a Uchiha distrack
    😂😂

    • @PandarW1se
      @PandarW1se 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tobirama just racist towards the Uchiha

    • @creaturesavage2936
      @creaturesavage2936 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@PandarW1se You're gonna love to learn about None like Joshua being racist

    • @Loglumineuse
      @Loglumineuse 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@creaturesavage2936 Is he? How do you know?

    • @creaturesavage2936
      @creaturesavage2936 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Loglumineuse an unreleased SoundCloud song got leaked and he says the f slur and the n word, with a hard R

    • @Loglumineuse
      @Loglumineuse 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@creaturesavage2936 Oh OK thanks for replying (and fast !)

  • @bashireltayeb8699
    @bashireltayeb8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13796

    I like how everyone is talking about feats and abilities and then tobirama is just a diss track on the uchiha

    • @TuxedoXRose
      @TuxedoXRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Bashir Eltayeb XD

    • @rapidexal
      @rapidexal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Its true xD I'm pretty sure he got the least screen time tho :/

    • @firefighters1758
      @firefighters1758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Santal na that was ten ten imagine less screen time than a pig

    • @xxtwistedxx1550
      @xxtwistedxx1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So true

    • @Tavis15ify
      @Tavis15ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      LMAO Tobirama doesn't have shit else to say he could brag about his feats and powers but everyone has basically "stolen" his abilities and changed them, if im not mistaken even ninja of other villages.
      Shadow clone, the flicker or teleporting he does. His water style dragon. Unlike his brother everyone just copied him LMAO

  • @Goat12371
    @Goat12371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Dizzy: “Wanna die, well you might guy.”
    We catching those bars.

    • @dequanwrenwrites
      @dequanwrenwrites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ty'Quiontay Allen please tell me you watch NoLifeShaq

    • @Goat12371
      @Goat12371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DeQuan Wren Of course I do, dude is crazy about Em, and his reactions be funny.

    • @DizzyEight
      @DizzyEight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ty'Quiontay Allen Dats Tuff!

    • @Goat12371
      @Goat12371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DizzyEight it is what it is right?😂

  • @GameboyJones
    @GameboyJones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Yooooooo thanks for having me on the track fam!!!! See you in a weeks when we will probably do another song together 😂

    • @GameboyJones
      @GameboyJones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i love anime huh?

    • @saifa2400
      @saifa2400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your verse was fire bro, nice job!

    • @thefinalantagonist
      @thefinalantagonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dope verse

    • @evancoker1134
      @evancoker1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U where litt

    • @GameboyJones
      @GameboyJones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatsgooditsvic _ haha see slang doesn’t translate well 😂😂😂😂 I’ll take the compliment tho 🙌🏾

  • @qasimkhan6386
    @qasimkhan6386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Fun fact: Naruto doesn't say "none of you hokage compare to me" he says "none of you kage" so he basically roasted all the kages of all the nations ever

    • @shivanshsingh9743
      @shivanshsingh9743 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was infact the strongest kage ever

    • @KoichiOuma
      @KoichiOuma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I mean... He did what all the kage couldn't. World peace

    • @kimberlykloetsch7248
      @kimberlykloetsch7248 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nah how did the two most lazy people become hokage and hokage advisor.

    • @KoichiOuma
      @KoichiOuma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@kimberlykloetsch7248 naruto isn't lazy. He's like the opposite of lazy he's hyperactive. And kinesthetic learner.

  • @SpinnerVr
    @SpinnerVr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    Sarutobi:sensei I can’t find my homework
    Tobirama:because those darn uchihas

    • @meliodassmith3085
      @meliodassmith3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @shalizey1007
      @shalizey1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It must be that uchia he must have stolen it

    • @SpinnerVr
      @SpinnerVr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shalizey1007 yup that’s right I STOLE IT'!!!!!

    • @meliodassmith3085
      @meliodassmith3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shalizey1007 THOSE DAMN UCHIHAS

    • @DrDoom75
      @DrDoom75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tobirama when gets revived: Hey guys I ju-
      Sees sasuke and Sarada:
      Tobirama again: *SCREAMS DAMN UCHIHAS SO HARD THAT HE SELF DESTRUCTS*

  • @scylla8666
    @scylla8666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3915

    Hiruzen: So why should i make you the fourth Hokage?
    Minato: I'm fast, really fast.

    • @maxteraform
      @maxteraform 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      "Speed, I am speed"

    • @dbz8974
      @dbz8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I'm fast as F I don't think u know how fast I truly am

    • @uilze96
      @uilze96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@maxteraform i do speed

    • @Epicesify
      @Epicesify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      To be fair, people were told to run immediately if they saw him

    • @uilze96
      @uilze96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Epicesify and why is that

  • @poorperformer
    @poorperformer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

    All of the Hokages: Yeah bro we got sick jutsus
    Hiruzen: monke

    • @alex_utot7
      @alex_utot7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Tobirama:damn uchihas

    • @vukanyz
      @vukanyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      monke best

    • @snooper3452
      @snooper3452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Reject humanity come to monke

    • @zuralife5335
      @zuralife5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have completed you i have gotten you to 69 likes

    • @iamuzunamakiuchihahatakena572
      @iamuzunamakiuchihahatakena572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LETS MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @Edenival.v0x
    @Edenival.v0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Even a god couldn't handle me, that's what the destiny handed me"
    The best line, damnnnnn💀💀💀

  • @xwcae7155
    @xwcae7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Kakashi: knows more than 1000 jutsu
    Also Kakashi: LIGHTNING BLADE

    • @andrewrobertson2539
      @andrewrobertson2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Subscribe to blade playz

    • @thykay911
      @thykay911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Naruto with 50 variants of the rasengan.

    • @meeeyncrtap4351
      @meeeyncrtap4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Be cuz all of them r stolen jutsu

    • @sadeqbetter
      @sadeqbetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1000 justu And strongest one is 1000 years of PAIN

    • @oscarceja7164
      @oscarceja7164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Minato is better

  • @pogstache
    @pogstache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2307

    Coronavirus: exist
    Tobirama: those damn Uchiha

    • @johnnyjohnny2990
      @johnnyjohnny2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But he's also Asian though..

    • @frostoncod3890
      @frostoncod3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@johnnyjohnny2990 Thats not what he meant racist

    • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
      @Chriscraft-ug3sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Frost on Cod misunderstanding a joke doesn’t make you racist

    • @dunnomyname8666
      @dunnomyname8666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The comments are 3 weeks ago, 2 weeks ago, 1 weeks ago and
      Idk

    • @vishreshchawla7783
      @vishreshchawla7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frostoncod3890 bruh

  • @TwistedSavvy
    @TwistedSavvy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    Thank you for having me as Tsunade! I had a blast on this collab 😊😊😊

  • @dhairyashah7146
    @dhairyashah7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The voice during Hiruzen's part was lit 🔥

  • @FabvL
    @FabvL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Dope af boyZ

    • @javi-kami5605
      @javi-kami5605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes fabvl also great channel

    • @buffyiscute2830
      @buffyiscute2830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sup fabvL

    • @Jackie1Lynn
      @Jackie1Lynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *when a popular TH-camr ends up with a comment that's hidden really low in the comment section* lol ello fabvl

    • @MohitKumar-rh7bh
      @MohitKumar-rh7bh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why didn’t rustage pin this?

  • @honestlyuseless381
    @honestlyuseless381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    You know it’s fire when you have been waiting 3 weeks for it

  • @Vishruth176
    @Vishruth176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    boruto: my life is a disaster,
    me: why fam?
    boruto: my dad didnt come to my birthday party!
    tobirama: those damn uchihas

    • @jemariocaldwell8934
      @jemariocaldwell8934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hahaha lol

    • @onejumpman4647
      @onejumpman4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fun fact: tobrima hashirama and tsudande are all releated to naruto because karin is part senju that means naruto is part senju so that means one famliy brought 5 hokage and 2 hokage that were not related to them

    • @nikosnikos5082
      @nikosnikos5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      naruto: my dad died on my birthday

    • @onejumpman4647
      @onejumpman4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think i know why you say that

    • @stacybarnes8947
      @stacybarnes8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My

  • @wynrtch
    @wynrtch ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:27 ''Gotta keep an eye on the people just like Danzo''
    GBJ was talking about the Uchiha's eyes on His Arm

  • @Infilax
    @Infilax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    Rin: *dies*
    Obito: *goes insane*
    Kakashi: *depressed*
    Minato: Wait did something happen?

  • @Junior-hk3vr
    @Junior-hk3vr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3896

    911 : what's your emergency.
    Me : Rustage new song
    911 : the fire department is on their way

  • @Epicdragon-vn6hu
    @Epicdragon-vn6hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I KNOW TOBIRAMA DID NOT JUST SAY
    "Tsunade failed the leaf
    Ok but that's a woman"
    GOT ME DEAD

    • @sparx5050
      @sparx5050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah ikr

    • @akazadonutshop
      @akazadonutshop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i just realized

    • @jajatipanda8427
      @jajatipanda8427 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's like utter blasphemy. Tsunade stepped into a Gaint mess when she was a Hokage and had to pick up the pieces due to mismanagement of Hiruzen. She was the Hokage when the situations were most dire.
      It's actually Hiruzen that failed the leaf, letting the Danzo do whatever he wanted, not capturing Orochimaru, letting Uchiha massacre happen... There were lots of shits going on..
      It was Tsunade who picked up the pieces and rebuilt the village under her tenure.

    • @tinytank6642
      @tinytank6642 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jajatipanda8427Danzo was a faithful servant of the Leaf. Horizon should’ve stepped down and Danzo should’ve taken his place as Hokage.

    • @denisucuuu
      @denisucuuu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@tinytank6642is this danzo's account 😂😂😂

  • @hikari4415
    @hikari4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    “Even a god couldn’t handle me”
    Spoken like a true hokage

    • @richatiwari5221
      @richatiwari5221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because Im the grandson's reincarnate 😑

    • @xenoms3255
      @xenoms3255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Richa Tiwari what

    • @Raybandoo
      @Raybandoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Richa Tiwari ?

    • @patman69420
      @patman69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luck0158 grandson of a god

    • @xenoms3255
      @xenoms3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spaastic I know 😂

  • @alanwilder7232
    @alanwilder7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    This ain’t no campfire this a whole godamn Madara fire jutsu

    • @raptor690
      @raptor690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wrong...
      Madara + itachi + kakashi + sasuke =rustage

    • @drippingcola
      @drippingcola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Majestic destroyer flame

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fire style great fire anniatilation

    • @cooperosorio6888
      @cooperosorio6888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alan Wilder freakin forest fire👌🏻

    • @lyghtneng3131
      @lyghtneng3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y’all niggas tripping he just used majestic Amaterasu a skill only rustage has its not your ordinary black flames

  • @akram1616
    @akram1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Tell me why The 3rd Hokage rap and the 4th was so fire

    • @nikopatterson4598
      @nikopatterson4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fax most fire verse

    • @dabi4145
      @dabi4145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @adam5446
      @adam5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just call him sarutobi

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, fire style is the main release in the Sarutobi clan if that answers ur question

    • @Dwood777
      @Dwood777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Minato

  • @tanaeharris6663
    @tanaeharris6663 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “The only one coming after me is my son, even that I still won, cause my seed is just another me, that grows from everything that I done.” Is my favorite

  • @fightingsloth8872
    @fightingsloth8872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "The only one that coming after me is my son and even then I still won cause my seed just another me that's growing from everything I've done" I find this the coldest

    • @aaronmurphy5000
      @aaronmurphy5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For me it was im binding the gate of the grate god bout to show you show what the seven hokogase are made of

    • @gam3rgodproductions
      @gam3rgodproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      for real I keep repeating this song for that bar alone, goes haaaaaaaaaard

    • @reustar4267
      @reustar4267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me it was “then go back to paradise to infinitely slice izuna”

  • @helenoaklin1982
    @helenoaklin1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    **blackout in konoha**
    Tobirama: its those uchihas!
    Fugkaku: BRUHH!

    • @anism24
      @anism24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fugaku*

    • @Marqskii
      @Marqskii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @mrstark4003
      @mrstark4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tobirama stobs toe
      tobirama: damn uchiha

    • @mohoamine5598
      @mohoamine5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrstark4003 they probably thinking of me that's why this happend to me stupid uchihas

  • @seagangsta694
    @seagangsta694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    “This is what DESTINY handed me”
    Neji: * see-I-told-you noises*

    • @tanmaygupta651
      @tanmaygupta651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol

    • @vanshgupta6917
      @vanshgupta6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow , people didnt see this Great Joke , Nice Job buddy

    • @cuzycute368
      @cuzycute368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao ( I just watched that ep yesterday)

    • @messedupbruh
      @messedupbruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @chico1786
      @chico1786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #Nejiwasright lmao

  • @makkuro2109
    @makkuro2109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Hashirama: " i can never be beat"
    *Old age is typing...*
    Old age: "you just jinxed yourself there buddy"

    • @beyOndzZz
      @beyOndzZz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should be the least affected by old age because mokuton is life force in itself. Hashirama could create life and regenerate like crazy, you think he ages like others? I think they just made him so OP so they had to get rid of him in the most non-controversial way.

  • @swomilla7877
    @swomilla7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Lord Sixth, aka "Hokage The Dope"
    3:08 - 3:13

    • @saifa2400
      @saifa2400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love That Line BRO

    • @roberttopala1314
      @roberttopala1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :))))

    • @jamesrye8548
      @jamesrye8548 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it rhymed with hatake

    • @saifa2400
      @saifa2400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No thats not the point,its a funny and true line

  • @patrickjamesn.floresca5123
    @patrickjamesn.floresca5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    You should definitely do a rap on the tailed beasts

    • @jamesosorio3988
      @jamesosorio3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YAH

    • @methew3982
      @methew3982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The jinchuriki or the tailed beasts? We don’t have nearly enough information on any of those options to make a rap :/

    • @jamesosorio3988
      @jamesosorio3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Feel like tailed beasts would be better tho ;-;

    • @geezerschrist3447
      @geezerschrist3447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just go watch the tailed beast song and fast forward it

    • @fendzzroma
      @fendzzroma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick James N. Floresca yea

  • @miguelalphonseseno5706
    @miguelalphonseseno5706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Cause my seed just another me that's growing from everything I've done."
    Throwing Boruto that shade hahahahaha

  • @UnchartedPine
    @UnchartedPine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love how hashiramas “founder of the hidden leaf”
    Madara: am I a joke to you?

    • @Nomć12345
      @Nomć12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro i can bet my money that without Tobirama this village wouldn t last a week

  • @sscandalous2744
    @sscandalous2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Most people: anime and rap don't go together
    Rustage: Hold my Sake

    • @koldgold9733
      @koldgold9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Huh, a hold my (blank) post that made sense and got a chuckle out of me, congratulations

    • @IWR_YT
      @IWR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SASUKE!!!!!!

    • @IWR_YT
      @IWR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GHOST HOODM what the frock are you talking about

    • @IWR_YT
      @IWR_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GHOST HOODM somebody else is supposed to say that

    • @SarikaHKitchen
      @SarikaHKitchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SASSSSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ATwistedWonderland
    @ATwistedWonderland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    bruh "shikamaru show 'em the door" is such an underrated line

    • @Mary-nd6sz
      @Mary-nd6sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exaaactlyyyy

    • @Krisnxtdoor
      @Krisnxtdoor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

    • @AnimeShadowing
      @AnimeShadowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kinda but a lil funny

    • @AnimeShadowing
      @AnimeShadowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it could be better

    • @AnimeShadowing
      @AnimeShadowing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But jay you couldnt do anything better than that

  • @kalvinmason6014
    @kalvinmason6014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    Every Other Hokage trying hard to be Hokage
    Tsunade to Kakashi:Here is a Hat and a robe. Your Hokage

    • @GoId3nWrId
      @GoId3nWrId 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Well there's a difference kakashi is actually on the good hokage side while tsunade is getting bitch smacked by kabuto and she's considered hokage

    • @tf-mr-blue748
      @tf-mr-blue748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@GoId3nWrId That's because of her fear of blood

    • @GoId3nWrId
      @GoId3nWrId 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tf-mr-blue748 Boi we all know that was just a petty excuse I'd still bet my money on kabuto rn if she wasnt scared of it

    • @mahnoorahmad1690
      @mahnoorahmad1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@GoId3nWrId lmao petty excuse? Wasn’t she traumatized after letting her fiancé die?

    • @GoId3nWrId
      @GoId3nWrId 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mahnoorahmad1690 Well if you didn't know that was just something to make her look all tragic and kishimoto just didn't have any character development ideas so he developed that petty excuse

  • @HarryPotter-ol9gq
    @HarryPotter-ol9gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Jiraiya is connected to every hokage example
    He was born with hashirama
    He lived under tobirama
    He was trained by hiruzen
    He was the teacher of minato
    He was in the team of tsunade
    Kakashi reads his books
    Jiraiya trained naruto

    • @ameyayelne8392
      @ameyayelne8392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      See Ayaansh jiraya was small when hiruzen was a hokage that means that toborama was killed way back as a hokage fighting kinkaku and ginkaku and to make tobirama as a hokage that suggests that also hashirama was dead so no jiraya was not born with hashirama and did not lived under tobirama but tsunade learned gambling from hashirama so she was the one and hiruzen only were the hokage who have seen everyone when they were alive

    • @Nomć12345
      @Nomć12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ameyayelne8392 if Tsunade has knew Hashirama then Jiraiya also lived when he Hashi was hokage

    • @Mr.Dev19
      @Mr.Dev19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he was hokage other people would be in trouble

    • @Evergreen.177
      @Evergreen.177 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe you mean Hiruzen not Jiraya

    • @ap-rw3mj
      @ap-rw3mj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hiruzen not jiraiya, jiraiya came late

  • @GracieGray10
    @GracieGray10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I’m a simple girl, I see Rustage and GameboyJones and I click 🔥
    Guaranteed fire

    • @GameboyJones
      @GameboyJones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mrs. Ackerman-Jaeger this a thing? People like us as a duo? That’s kinda lit tbh 🙌🏾

    • @GracieGray10
      @GracieGray10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GameboyJones Hell yes! You guys are my favorite anime rappers and I listen to both of yalls stuff all the time. When you collab it’s extra 🔥

    • @HanimeMaster
      @HanimeMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GracieGray10 German?

    • @GracieGray10
      @GracieGray10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Masteryoutube tm No, Jaeger is the last name of an anime character 😊
      I’m actually American

    • @HanimeMaster
      @HanimeMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GracieGray10 Oh Thx :D

  • @tnwreverse344
    @tnwreverse344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    When Sauske says he is stronger than Naruto: Naruto: Are we doing this again

    • @juliusm215
      @juliusm215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Opens up a can of woop ass

    • @Dwood777
      @Dwood777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If naruto was in his sleep he could probably use his rinnegan to rip his soul out

    • @Trapliving2s
      @Trapliving2s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dwood777 luckily naruto isn't going to fight in his sleep

    • @hooleefakk5037
      @hooleefakk5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro wrong spelling sasuke

    • @deto4522
      @deto4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sauske and naruto are the same

  • @tetanusteta3871
    @tetanusteta3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I love how naruto roasted his own son's show 😂

    • @chrispagitt1088
      @chrispagitt1088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      have you watched boruto it is really bad

    • @drewbo0gie
      @drewbo0gie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris Pagitt I know

    • @hmmm6906
      @hmmm6906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@chrispagitt1088 the anime is really bad but the manga is damn good.

    • @davidogunmade2487
      @davidogunmade2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @inosukehashibra27
      @inosukehashibra27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hmmm6906 yeah

  • @Kakashiカカシ
    @Kakashiカカシ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:16 Really it is the greatest story of the century.

  • @frizzywithglasses
    @frizzywithglasses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Uchiha's: *Exist*
    Tobirama: "cLaN fUlL oF HaTrEd AnD eViL"

    • @harshiniyedevelli5278
      @harshiniyedevelli5278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They deserve to burn

    • @codelif
      @codelif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tobirama: Brother see i made a new jutsu
      Hashirama: is it water style?
      Tobirama: No
      Hashirama: Guys bring up the scroll of sealing

    • @frizzywithglasses
      @frizzywithglasses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@goodguycreates5371 Sasuke: dOnT uNdEr EsTiMaTe ThE pOwEr Of ThE uChIhA

    • @ware8229
      @ware8229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@codelif true

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He isn’t wrong when you think about it

  • @arthpatel4375
    @arthpatel4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    We all have to agree that the nickname "hokage the dope" fits perfectly on kakashi.

    • @tinikkii
      @tinikkii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kakashi😏

    • @lyenyap3820
      @lyenyap3820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hes dope

    • @eanbeiland6353
      @eanbeiland6353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @jacobjohnson3216
      @jacobjohnson3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah the pause in the beginning was f his verse was hard asf

  • @sukhdeep6259
    @sukhdeep6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    It's really lit af, specially the naruto and tsunade part

    • @nappyhead5404
      @nappyhead5404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naruto coulda been better

    • @jordangrant8211
      @jordangrant8211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nappyhead 540 it was nice what you mean.

    • @luckyduck7461
      @luckyduck7461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nappyhead 540 lol can’t belive this is coming fortnite gamer.

    • @ethicalpingu3515
      @ethicalpingu3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @TristanCoolKidd
      @TristanCoolKidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I THOUGHT MINATOS PART AND TSUNADES were good caps lock srry

  • @Vinnyvingraves
    @Vinnyvingraves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rustage 0:11
    None like joshua 0:47
    Gameboyjones 1:22
    Connor quest 1:57
    Savvy hyuga 2:32
    Dreaded yasuke 3:07
    Dizzyeight 3:43

  • @seanvalentin1290
    @seanvalentin1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Everyone: *dies cause of titans"
    Tobirama: GODDAMN THE UCHIHA IS BACK

    • @mrfortcraft960
      @mrfortcraft960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wrong anime

    • @midnightlunamoon6781
      @midnightlunamoon6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Uchiha is all he thinks about

    • @08_zangetsu74
      @08_zangetsu74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrfortcraft960 I think that’s the joke ngl

    • @presidentwoof8741
      @presidentwoof8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrfortcraft960 it’s the joke

    • @AbnerVibes
      @AbnerVibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrfortcraft960 is a joke because he always blames uchihas

  • @emn572
    @emn572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Hashirama: “You grew up spiting and crying bout your beliefs”
    *shows a scene of Hashirama crying*

  • @au5269
    @au5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    THE PART WHERE NARUTO JUST ROASTED BORUTO BY SAYING "HE'S JUST A SEED GROWING FROM EVERYTHING I'VE DONE" MNFG I WAS SHOOKETH

    • @soliskay5411
      @soliskay5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didnt roast boruto. Its true. His son is basically another him

    • @dabifyz5210
      @dabifyz5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      puting "eth" doesn'teth make a fancyeth wordeth

    • @slippy3k869
      @slippy3k869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soliskay5411 yeah like minato to Naruto and Naruto to Boruto

    • @JO-mk3lb
      @JO-mk3lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That line at the end sounds like Kurama said that lol

  • @WanshiLucidDreamer
    @WanshiLucidDreamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:55 Rap during Minato's turn was really something else 🔥🔥

  • @shinratensei4290
    @shinratensei4290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Tobirama:I'm the fastest ninja
    Minato:Join's chat
    Tobirama:Leaves chat

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Naruto becomes faster than him...

    • @irenegasataya
      @irenegasataya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Naruto: *joins chat
      Minato: *leaves chat

    • @keirei1607
      @keirei1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Piqqles pretty the different is Naruto doesn't need kunai knifes to be that fast

    • @mae2428
      @mae2428 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      UFFFF

    • @jfundz5851
      @jfundz5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Piqqles Bruh, Naruto surpassed Minato in speed the second he dodged the Raikage’s punch

  • @ahmedalkaderi7015
    @ahmedalkaderi7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Kakashi:Shikamaru show them the door.Shikamaru:What a drag.Tobirama:Damn thoose Uchihas

  • @__It4xhi
    @__It4xhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Nobody:
    Naruto: flexing about his life like the G.O.A.T he is

    • @aspectyt8195
      @aspectyt8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think G.O.A.T means God of all tails

    • @aguyofnature5399
      @aguyofnature5399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aspectyt8195 that’s really dope

    • @__It4xhi
      @__It4xhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aspectyt8195 uhm... Exactly

    • @__It4xhi
      @__It4xhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @George Silva yeah i know i know

    • @thekohinoorgamer3321
      @thekohinoorgamer3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @George Silva r/whoosh

  • @MjaiEmanuel
    @MjaiEmanuel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    BRO THIS IS FIREE💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @zenyxx9789
    @zenyxx9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Hiruzen is totally the only Hokage to die when he was old

    • @deven2636
      @deven2636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He was said to be stronger than Hashirama in his prime.

    • @hannahsands5577
      @hannahsands5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well in boruto kakashi and tsunade are pretty old

    • @deven2636
      @deven2636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lawrence Warren you clearly can’t tell grammar from true facts “no he wasn’t”? WHAT GRAMMAR IS THAT?

    • @sunnyibnakram2
      @sunnyibnakram2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@deven2636 he wasn't said to be stronger. there. dumbass.

    • @deven2636
      @deven2636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NarutoUzumaki Have you seen him in his prime?

  • @kingstunnchrist
    @kingstunnchrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Tsunade: I Can Make Susanoo Crack
    Itachi is Typing
    Edit: Thx for the likes

    • @itachiondrugs605
      @itachiondrugs605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      YE BOI I AM TYPING THAT THIS TSUNADE SHOULDNT HURT MY CHILDREN

    • @aosenko8061
      @aosenko8061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Madara joined the chat

    • @itachiuchiha-rx8qc
      @itachiuchiha-rx8qc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yes..

    • @uhohimhere8237
      @uhohimhere8237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@itachiuchiha-rx8qc y u gotta abandone me for ur brother bruh

    • @wdom7326
      @wdom7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A i was the 100th like

  • @jaesuave8190
    @jaesuave8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    the best line in the whole cypher is Naruto's when he said: "They named the show after me so I'm not afraid of anybody that's coming after me. The only one coming after me is my son and even then I still won. Cause my seed just another me that's growing from everything I've done."

    • @pinkpeach2866
      @pinkpeach2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The seed one is true to us fans :p

  • @ultrawaves1058
    @ultrawaves1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pffff, thanks for the inspiration for real famm!!!!

  • @santiagorenteria8960
    @santiagorenteria8960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Coming out the smoke... now you see my Cloak pull out my kakashi flow call me the hokage the dope Straight fire

  • @callitsme4156
    @callitsme4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "THEY NAMED THE SHOW AFTER ME"
    Me: DoNt BrEaK tHe FoUrTh WaLl

    • @zailikamyrick7787
      @zailikamyrick7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @juliusm215
      @juliusm215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One thing to say I'm the goat but I know that

    • @juliusm215
      @juliusm215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But for real that's funny AF

    • @automaticty1826
      @automaticty1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Casually doesn't talk about his son's show*

  • @m_ali_0450
    @m_ali_0450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    Tobirama: Brother of the First Hokage, Created most known Jitsu and Can revive the F*cking Dead!
    Hiruzen: Student of the Second Hokage, Trained the Legendary Sanin and mastered all Chakra natures.
    Minato: Holds the record for the Chunnin exams, Learned under Jiraiya who is one of the Legendary Sanin, Developed the Rasengan, perfected Sage Mode, had a FLEE ON SIGHT order and is one of the Fastest Shinobi In History!
    Tsunade: Direct descendant if the First Hokage, One of the Legendary Sanin, and one of the greatest Medical Ninja in History!
    Kakashi: Copies over 1000 Jitsu, student of the Fourth Hokage, Chunnin at 6, Jonin at 13, and had one of the most broken Mangekyo ability Kamui!
    Naruto: Son of the Fourth Hokage, trained under the Sixth Hokage, trained under Jiraiya one of the Legebdary Sanin, Has Kurama the Nine-Tailed Fox sealed in him, Mastered the Rasengan, Perfected Sage mode, can form over 1000 Shadow Clones, and the reincarnation of the son of the Sage of Six Paths.
    Hashirama: M O R N I N G W O O D

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Bruh, I just spat on my phone from laughing hard-

    • @AliiAKAE
      @AliiAKAE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ON POINT

    • @nami_107
      @nami_107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I appreciate that u typed all of this. Take my like

    • @m_ali_0450
      @m_ali_0450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Silencer I am truly humbled

    • @raylmaooo
      @raylmaooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      M_ALI_04 it’s Jutsu*

  • @trojan239
    @trojan239 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love your natural raps

  • @kamuikun6972
    @kamuikun6972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Akatsuki rap: exist.
    Hokage rap: exist.
    *So that's where the rap battle begins*

  • @totallynotgurrr
    @totallynotgurrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "NONE OF YOU KAGE COMPARE TO ME, UZUMAKI BE THE LEGACY, EVEN A GOD COULDN'T HANDLE ME, THIS IS WHAT DESTINY HANDED ME" DAMN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @hashiramasenju3050
      @hashiramasenju3050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr fr

    • @AuraMK3
      @AuraMK3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr but is tsunade kinda a uzumaki

    • @hashiramasenju3050
      @hashiramasenju3050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AuraMK3 shes 25 percent uzumaki

    • @fun_topix
      @fun_topix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AuraMK3 Yeah

    • @jotarokujo4250
      @jotarokujo4250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hashiramasenju3050 not really how genetics works. If ashura was the founder then how does one be 100% pureblood. Then at max it 50%

  • @christianbautista7886
    @christianbautista7886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    You should make an Uhicha Rap
    Rustage: Sasuke
    None Like Joshua: Itachi
    GamebyJones: Madara
    Conner Rapper: Obito
    Dreaded Yasuke: Shisui
    Dizzy Eight: Indra

    • @yes-pq4xp
      @yes-pq4xp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That sounds like it would be good and it's uchiha

    • @colinkoziol3916
      @colinkoziol3916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like shwabadi should be shisui

    • @donnanassy4981
      @donnanassy4981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sarada too

    • @donnanassy4981
      @donnanassy4981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An uzumaki too

    • @dennischarles4408
      @dennischarles4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget about izuna

  • @GHOSTy3690
    @GHOSTy3690 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Savvy Hyuga's voice is part as Tsunade is awesome 🔥

  • @snakenake8553
    @snakenake8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Kakashi: shikamaru show 'em the door
    "kakashi wins"

    • @royalmage1931
      @royalmage1931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SnakeNake first off love the Alastor pic and FATALITY

    • @killersmoke3306
      @killersmoke3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FATALITY

    • @leavenewalone5767
      @leavenewalone5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KO

    • @aidengalagarza8851
      @aidengalagarza8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Personally I think Naruto won. Kakashi was really awesome but naruto had like 3 lines, That I just kept on rewinding to hear. Kakashi is either 2nd or 3rd in my opinion. Tsunade was pretty nice to.

    • @leavenewalone5767
      @leavenewalone5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I think Naruto won that

  • @kenneildewar7146
    @kenneildewar7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Naruto, “Even a God can’t handle me”.
    Jigen is typing

    • @newman9022
      @newman9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😤😤😤

    • @utkarshsingh8710
      @utkarshsingh8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *Sends baryon mode's pic*

    • @saiedmohammed3.299
      @saiedmohammed3.299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but he is going to die tho...................................................

    • @NotFinnTrado
      @NotFinnTrado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saiedmohammed3.299 prolly not cuz they brought jiraiya i think they will bring back naruto too unless they wanna make boruto look sad to make it more interesting I guess?

    • @saiedmohammed3.299
      @saiedmohammed3.299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NotFinnTrado ok my g

  • @triggz145
    @triggz145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    When kakashi said “my profile been versatile since i joined in as a juvenile” i thought that line was hard and clever. the play on words by saying “since i joined in as a juvenile” stating that kakashi became a ninja as a young boy but also reminding everyone that kakashi became a jonin as a juvenile. and dizzy’s line “wanna die well you might guy, but i’m nice so i brought em all back” that was hard too

  • @jhadenardymirasol4567
    @jhadenardymirasol4567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i still listen to this for 2 years

  • @d1mnn645
    @d1mnn645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Minato : goes to get some milk
    Meanwhile :
    *Rin : dies*
    *Obito : goes insane*
    *Kakashi : becomes depressed*
    Minato : aye did sum happen to ya'll

    • @nuMetal55
      @nuMetal55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @cyclqne
      @cyclqne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      copied

    • @mario9655
      @mario9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So the lesson's never going after milk or you could start a fourth war

    • @johnsean1352
      @johnsean1352 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minato wasn't thier baby sitter😶

  • @Ryan_Kaiser08
    @Ryan_Kaiser08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    "Even a god couldn't handle me" is the best line

  • @szpakunde2685
    @szpakunde2685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "Take a sake break"
    Oh god, that's real Tsunade

  • @EricJohnson-md5ud
    @EricJohnson-md5ud 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is fire.

  • @beans2395
    @beans2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Quote of 2019 “Even a god couldn’t handle me”

    • @Faith-jo9ny
      @Faith-jo9ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who said it?

    • @beans2395
      @beans2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Faith-jo9ny naruto did

    • @namikazenaruto1786
      @namikazenaruto1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isshiki be like : boy let's see if I can handle u or not

    • @Trapliving2s
      @Trapliving2s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@namikazenaruto1786 sooo trueeeee

    • @unamedfactsat
      @unamedfactsat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean naruto did beat a God

  • @AfroLegacy
    @AfroLegacy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Damn, I’m loving all of these cyphers coming out man. Just cool collabs, it’s so hard to pick the top one. Awesome! Well done everyone

  • @ПавелХаргинен
    @ПавелХаргинен 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    [lyrics]:
    Hashirama Senju (Rustage):
    Cause I'm the OG
    Ain't nobody be messing with me
    My legacy echoes through centuries
    Mention my name, the Hokage, the founder of the Hidden Leaf
    Upping the heat, wood release
    Healing my wounds I can never be beat
    Victory? Easily, work like machinery
    Meeting the god of the Shinobi
    I grew up fighting, but working my way to peace
    You grew up spiting and crying 'bout your beliefs
    Battle me I'm bout to be the baddest in the land
    Had a beef with Madara, but made him understand
    Ain't nobody toppin, I'm rocking with my commands
    Gonna make a stand, several thousand hands
    Absorbing your Chakra, I'm on ya, regretting you'd came home
    Dishonour my people, you're feeble, compared to my Sage Mode
    Repping my squad, binding the gate of the great god
    Bout to show you what the seven Hokages are made of
    Tobirama Senju (NonelikeJoshua):
    Hashirama, man that's the toughest act to follow
    Second Hokage of Konoha, yeah it's Tobirama
    Test my Will of Fire, then I summon dragon water on ya
    I don't call the cops on Ninjas, I'm just hiring all Uchihas
    Damn I don't like those Ninjas, cursed since they were babies
    But look I got one as a student for diversity training
    Don't mean to sound like a Ninjas, but Madara, Obito, Itachi, Sasuke:
    Certain on exterminating, surely I ain't hating
    Anyways, see I'm that fastest Ninja, Flying Raijin to ya
    And I taught him, Sarutobi, everything he knew
    But Minato my shadow clone, so don't be trying to fool us
    Tsunade failed the Leaf okay, but that's a woman
    Rise from the dead and then I kill again, cause they know that I'm the cruelest
    And then I'm back in paradise to infinitely slice Izuna
    Hiruzen Sarutobi (GameboyJones):
    Call me Sarutobi, brought up by the god Shinobi
    Then became the third Hokage, that's how history will show me
    Gotta keep an eye on the people just like Danzo
    Yea I got that Ninjutsu, but I'll still give you combos
    Orochimaru came back to the village just to make a statement
    So I had to take the first and second when reanimated
    Three on one, man this fight is harder every minute
    Past Orochimaru said if I was younger I would kick his ass
    You ain't never seen me in my prime mate
    Summoned up the monkey king to hit you with this primate
    Who you think you kidding? I'm a living legend probably the best still
    I will go out with a bang, using Reaper Death Seal
    Minato Namikaze (Connor Quest):
    Flash of lighting, dash by striking
    Never see me coming, yeah, that's quite frightening
    Taking out an army, not a single one hit me
    Fist a millimetre from the face, still miss me
    I had aspired for reputation admired
    Kushina might think I look fly with some Hokage attire
    Yeah Jiraiya he thought highly of me, seen in my eyes that I had that fire
    He thought I could be that child that would save this world from a threat so dire
    Rin, Obito, Kakashi, I would train, three incredible students I would lead to the fray
    Split between keeping the peace and my team, and I couldn't be there for the struggles they faced
    Fourth Hokage, I was born to partake, in the gory parlay, fought war and heartache
    Chakra ball that I'm forming perfected, took more than thousand hard days
    Konoha is under attack, I can't stand that
    Gotta save the woman that I love, from a mad man
    Sacrifice our lives that was always our plan
    Putting that beast in my son, be the Yin to his Yang
    Tsunade Senju (Savvy Hyuga):
    Hokage the fifth, and I'm bringing it back
    Coming in fast with my seal as a mask
    Got enough strength to make a Susano crack
    Keepin the peace, no time for setbacks
    Blood on my hands caused my mind to be stained
    Clan of the Senjus, I'm all that remains
    With the wisdom I gained, I can show you the way
    I did this for you two becoming Hokage
    My appearance is irrelevant
    You're threatened by Intelligence
    Known for my belligerance
    And betting my inheritance
    Knew I had potential since my adolescence
    Had a small jump start based on my descendance
    Everything that I lost I will not forget
    Now it's my Nindo that I must protect
    Old habits die hard, please place your bets
    I believe it Naruto soon you will be the next
    With this kiss, you have my affirmation
    And I won't abandon any of my companions
    Now it's Sakura's time, helpin her awaken
    Kick rocks Orochimaru, that Jutsus forbidden
    No room for error can't miscalculate
    Need to research before I operate
    When I get stressed I self medicate
    More paperwork? Take a Sake break
    Kakashi Hatake (Dreaded Yasuke):
    Coming out the smoke, now you see my cloak,
    Pull out my Kakashi flow, call me the Hokage the dope,
    Never see me choke or going down a slope, correlate ya scopes
    Over the mountain top and see my face, now you can have a stroke
    Even though I lost my Sharingan, still got a thousand styles,
    My profile been versatile since I joined in as a juvenile
    Minato can vouch any little doubt that you got in your soul,
    All of my teammates in the clouds, better watch out when I'm on patrol
    Top ranks in the black ops in a tank top in the war zone
    You can try, but not gonna lie, gotta hard time fighting shadow clones
    Manifest purple lightning, piercing out like a sword,
    But you're just wasting my time, Shikamaru, shom 'em the door,
    Naruto Uzumaki (Dizzy Eight):
    I'm the G.O.A.T better know that, Six Paths I control that,
    Hope I fail, but I never will, so this L, my enemies can hold that
    I put the village on my whole back,
    Wanna die well you Might Guy
    But I'm nice so I brought em all back
    I pick up the slack when y'all lack
    Look this how it had to be, (had to be)
    The best what I had to be (what)
    They named the show after me (oh)
    So I'm not afraid of anybody coming after me,
    The only one that's coming after me is my son and even then I still won,
    Cause my seed just another me, that's growing from everything I've done,
    None of you Kage compare to me, (ay)
    Uzumaki be the legacy, (ay)
    Even a god couldn't handle me, (ay)
    This is what destiny handed me, (woah)
    Life tried to dismantle me, (yo)
    But it didn't work, I just did work
    And it molded me to the man you see
    Greatest story of the century

    • @notjoestar7319
      @notjoestar7319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you man

    • @lyghtneng3131
      @lyghtneng3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Павел Харгинен dude ur not getting enough recognition for doing this thanks a lot

    • @samadono1897
      @samadono1897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got the lyrics and I still can't say it😭😭😭

    • @creeperawman6357
      @creeperawman6357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much this comment was useless

    • @ПавелХаргинен
      @ПавелХаргинен 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@creeperawman6357 your too

  • @amekdmitrovic5187
    @amekdmitrovic5187 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I listening your Song every day !!! Never forgoz

  • @Sirfatandblack
    @Sirfatandblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Life tried to dismantle me
    But it didn’t work I just did work
    And it molded me to the man you see
    Greatest story of the century
    Bruh these lines are straight fire cuz they represent what naruto is

  • @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj
    @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    He refused to be hokage but trained two
    Legendery hokage
    There is no perfect emoji for you
    YES this is the tale of
    JI RA YA
    The gallant

    • @atulyahaha
      @atulyahaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      oh no plz dont remind me plz im bout to cry now

    • @mamahasemohale3848
      @mamahasemohale3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Plus he was trained by a Hokage.

    • @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj
      @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ishaan Dwivedi whos the 3 rd one them tell me

    • @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj
      @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ishaan Dwivedi he trained
      Konan nagato yahiko
      Minato
      Naruto

    • @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj
      @NARUTOUZUMAKI-yl2mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ishaan Dwivedi do you meen kakashi
      Actually minato trained him

  • @shadowdrev6561
    @shadowdrev6561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Give it up for the OP Hokage.......Rustage 😂😂

    • @octopus1999
      @octopus1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @haddynjie2964
      @haddynjie2964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @saintjohnson5927
      @saintjohnson5927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The hokage of the village hidden in the beat

    • @aceviiicy357
      @aceviiicy357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @QUINOA.
      @QUINOA. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      shadow anims isn’t that just the Hidden sound?

  • @konozaxoda3282
    @konozaxoda3282 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tobirama : I'm fast
    Minato : hah I'm faster
    Rustage preparing the next verse

  • @bandz6571
    @bandz6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "The only one coming after me is my son, and even that I stil won,
    'cause my seed just another me thats growing from everything i've done" straight Hot Bars My Throat feels dry

  • @qoordination
    @qoordination 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Here the lyrics:
    Hashirama:
    Cuz im the og
    aint nobody be messing with me
    my legacy echoes through centuries
    mention my name the hokage
    the founder of the hidden leaf
    upping the heat wood release
    healing my wounds i can never be beat
    victory? easily work like machinery
    meeting the good of the
    shinobi
    i grew up fighting
    but working my way to peace
    you grew up spiting
    and crying bout your beliefs
    battle me im bout to be
    the baddest in the land
    had a beef with madara
    but made him understand
    aint nobody toppin
    im rocking with my commands
    gonna make a stand
    several thousand hands
    absorbing your chakra im on ya
    regretting you´d came home
    dishonour my people youre feeble
    compared to my sage mode
    repping my squad
    binding the gate of the great god
    bout to show you what the
    seven hokages are made of
    Tobirama:
    hashirama man
    thats the thoughest act to follow
    2nd hokage of konoha
    yeah its tobirama
    test my will of fire
    then i summon dragon water on ya
    i dont call the cops on ninjas
    im just hiring all uchihas
    damn i dont like those ninjas
    cursed since they were babies
    but look i got one as a student
    for diversity training
    dont mean to sound like a ninjist but
    madara,obito,itachi,sasuke:
    certain on exterminating
    surely i aint hating
    anywas see im that fastest ninja
    flying raijin to ya
    and i thaugt him sarutobi
    everything he knew
    but minato my shadow clone
    so dont be trying to fool us
    tsunade failed the leaf okay
    but thats a woman
    rise from the dead and then i kill again
    cause they that im the cruelest
    and then im back in paradise
    to infinitely slice izuna
    Hiruzen:
    call me sarutobi
    brought up by the god shinobi
    then became the third hokage
    thats how history will show me
    gotta keep an eye on the people
    just like danzo
    yeah i got that ninjutsu
    but ill still give you combos
    orochimaru came back to the village
    just to make a statement
    so i had to take the first and second
    when reanimated
    three on one
    man this fight is harder every minute
    past orochimaru said if was younger
    i would kick his ass
    you aint never seen me in my prime mate
    summoned up the monkey king
    to hit you with his primate
    who you think you kiddin?
    im a living legend
    probably the best still
    i will go out with a bang
    using reaper death seal
    Minato:
    flash of lightning
    dash by striking
    never see me comming
    yeah thats quite frightening
    taking out an army
    not a single one hit me
    fist a millimetre from the face
    still miss me
    i had aspired for reputation admired
    kushina might think i look fly
    with some hokage attire
    yeah jiraya he thought highly of me
    seen in my eyes that i had that fire
    he thought i could be that child
    that would save this world
    from a threat so dire
    rin,obito,kakashi i would train
    3 incredible students i would lead
    to the fray
    split between keeping the peace
    and my team
    and i couldnt be there
    for the struggles they faced
    4th hokage i was born to partake
    in the gory parlay
    fought war and heartache
    chakra ball that im forming perfected
    took more than 1000 hard days
    konoha is under attack i cant stand that
    gotta save the woman that i love
    from a mad man
    sacrifice our lives
    that was always our plan
    putting that beast in my son
    be the yin to his yang
    Tsunade:
    hokage the fifth
    and im bringing it back
    coming in fast
    with my seal as a mask
    got enough strength
    to make a susanoo crack
    keepin the peace
    no time for setbacks
    blood on my hands
    caused my mind to be stained
    clan of senjus im all that remains
    with the wisdom i gained
    i show you the way
    i did this for you to becoming hokage
    my appearance is irrelevant
    youre threatened by intelligence
    known for my belligerance
    n betting my inheritance
    knew i had potential
    since my adolescence
    had a small jump start
    based on my descendance
    everything i lost i will not forget
    now its my nindo that i must protect
    old habits die hard
    please place your bets
    i believe it naruto soon you will be next
    with this kiss you have my affirmation
    n i wont abandon any of my companions
    now its sakuras time
    helpin her awaken
    kick rocks orochimaru
    that jutsus forbidden
    no room for error cant miscalculate
    need to research before i operate
    when i get stressed i self medicate
    more paperwork?
    take a sake break
    Kakashi:
    coming out the smoke
    now you see my cloak
    pull out my kakashi flow
    call me the hokage the dope
    never see me choke
    or going down a slope
    correlate ya scope
    over the mountain top and see my face
    now you can have a stroke
    even though i lost my sharingan
    still got a thousand styles
    my profile been versatile
    since i joined in as a juvenile
    minato can vouch
    any little doubt
    that you got in your soul
    all of my teammates in the clouds
    better watch out when im on patrol
    top ranks in the black ops
    in a tank top in the war zone
    you can try but not gonna lie
    gotta hard time fighting shadow clones
    manifest purple lightning
    piercing out like a sword
    but your´re just wasting my time
    shikamaru show´em the door
    Naruto:
    im the g.o.a.t better know that
    six paths i control that
    hope i fail but i never will
    so this l
    my enemies can hold that
    i put the village on my whole back
    wanna die well you might guy
    but im nice so i brought em all back
    i pick up the slack when yall lack
    look this how it had to be
    the best what i had to be
    the named the show after me
    so im not afraid
    if anybody thats comming after me
    the only one that coming after me
    is my son
    and even then i still won
    cause my seed just another me
    that´s growing from everything i´ve done
    none of you kage compare to me
    uzumaki be the legacy
    even a god couldnt handle me
    this is what destiny handed me
    life tried to dismantle me
    but it didnt work i just did work
    and it molded me to the man you see
    greatest story of the century
    I would be really happy when you like my comment beacause it was so much work :3

    • @aditidasgupta8913
      @aditidasgupta8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's really a lot....

    • @Ladiesman-ff1wm
      @Ladiesman-ff1wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NOICE

    • @rikudosennin
      @rikudosennin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Idiot , there are subtitles , why would we read the lyrics then ?

    • @qoordination
      @qoordination 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@rikudosennin what gives you the reason to call me an idiot? Please go back in your corner and mind your own business

    • @gamingwithethan8489
      @gamingwithethan8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its a copy and paste, didnt take much

  • @marcoxx8316
    @marcoxx8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “I put the village on my whole back “
    Factsssssss

    • @GallaxLoL
      @GallaxLoL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      marco xx they named the show after meeeee

    • @marcoxx8316
      @marcoxx8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kqzey too gasss

  • @DaCommandr
    @DaCommandr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lyrics comin at you with supersonic speed 0:28

  • @simple__sigma3287
    @simple__sigma3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Naruto: even a god couldnt handle me
    Me: your daughter must be above gods

    • @harshiniyedevelli5278
      @harshiniyedevelli5278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She is the most divine being in this universe
      None can face her and come out standing
      SHE IS A BEING MORE POWERFUL THAN MADARA HIMSELF!!!
      Did I go overboard? . . . Yeah probably

    • @procanongaming7927
      @procanongaming7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Family always a weakness plus could you hurt something so adorable ❤️

    • @kory2536
      @kory2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or nah

    • @Nick-ni7ug
      @Nick-ni7ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@procanongaming7927 your right

    • @Nick-ni7ug
      @Nick-ni7ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is not going to attack his daughter

  • @LemonyLemon8448
    @LemonyLemon8448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Me: *listening to Rustage Hokage Rap*
    Dad: Stop
    Me: Why?
    Dad: We've got a bigger and louder speaker upstairs only for the best raps

    • @AliZueri
      @AliZueri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You: Copy a comment
      Your father: stop
      You: Why ?
      Your father: Cuz you can get your own ideas

    • @stephanieamoa3140
      @stephanieamoa3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your dad is an OG

  • @master_mindx
    @master_mindx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Tobirama - i am the fastest
    Minato- no i am more faster
    Rustage - am i a joke to you

  • @chanstv4754
    @chanstv4754 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    Anybody here in 2024?

  • @pokage
    @pokage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    listening to this song for over 2 years and still GOATED

  • @NoneLikeJoshua
    @NoneLikeJoshua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8238

    Thanks for having me on as Tobirama my dude! Every Like this comment gets is another dead Uchiha. Thank you.

    • @saifa2400
      @saifa2400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Really? Lol

    • @njabulomarrengane8145
      @njabulomarrengane8145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Truly a tobirama saying, that's dope. But your amazing on this track my man. Thanks for representing lord second

    • @Triqlu-vl5cc
      @Triqlu-vl5cc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Tell me where you live

    • @payten1081
      @payten1081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol

    • @darkclouds227
      @darkclouds227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🔥🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤

  • @grizzly_grissly7203
    @grizzly_grissly7203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    ❤️❤️ Do a Jinchuriki** rap next 😍😍 ALL OF THEM. CAN'T WAIT FOR GAARA'S 😊🙌🏽‼️

    • @saartumoham8931
      @saartumoham8931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol could see why

    • @manuelcastillo4575
      @manuelcastillo4575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what about boruto

    • @locohuit6569
      @locohuit6569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@manuelcastillo4575 boruto will get one when the anime actually gets good lol

    • @comedycenterpro21
      @comedycenterpro21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Garra rap will be uploaded 30.th August 2019

    • @grizzly_grissly7203
      @grizzly_grissly7203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo bro I know :) I just can't wait

  • @carmellorentie3576
    @carmellorentie3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Everybody talking about Tobirama dissing The uchihas but Naruto dissed all the kages🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @29_xiimipa7rhafimoeloek3
    @29_xiimipa7rhafimoeloek3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Naruto: I’m the G.O.A.T
    Me: always has been

  • @vader5l280
    @vader5l280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "They named the show after me so I'm not afraid of anyone coming after me"
    🤣🤣Main character logic

    • @combobreaker3477
      @combobreaker3477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ttuu

    • @combobreaker3477
      @combobreaker3477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truu

    • @Lavalinx
      @Lavalinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok and we care about ur comment why? Ik ur stating facts but like he died

    • @ElsyOO366
      @ElsyOO366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he mentioned that even if Boruto surpasses him, it's still his win. Because of how his dad died with regret, he loses... but Naruto can die with pride...

  • @sheshe3883
    @sheshe3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Six paths i control that" got me hyped up

  • @Ajjl413
    @Ajjl413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should’ve added, I’m in the Hokage I drink that latte like I’m sasuke!