He looked me up and down intensley with a smoldering gaze flashing me a smile in which I could see his pearly white fangs glistening in the moonlight. And then he sucked my blood and I died because I'm anemic. The end.
It literally just ended with his wife saying she didn’t enjoy the blood drinking and then leaving because she couldn’t “watch” her husband cheating. What part of this arrangement is she supposed to be enjoying? Maybe she just wanted to be a queen? Otherwise girl is in some serious denial.
The video was edited in a certain way to make it more "scandalous" Tbh he comes off as a narssicist and I'm not so much a fan of how is acts/talks lol, but I think they're genuinely both ok with being poly
Pretty sure the girl is not happy at all. She hates the blood drinking, dude is just straight up cheating, everything she said sounded negative. Dude and his side chick looked so smug when she walked away, I feel bad for her.
Either way, poly or not, she's not into it. Feel bad for her too. She's clearly being manipulated into putting up with his bs. Who knows what goes on without the cameras rolling. He seems full of himself anyway, where as she seemed half decent.
@@franbow984 Search "logan south" here on yt. They did a reaction to that Episode and talked about how it was cut badly. They are still married after all these years 😄
One thing to note, is that vampires used to not be able to see their reflection because mirrors were backed by silver, but nowadays they are backed by aluminum so Vampires will have a reflection nowadays. LOL
Oh that's actually interesting. I thought it was some more spiritual thing, like how mirrors are the gateway to the soul, but vampires don't have souls so they have no reflection.
@@BenDovahkin You do realize that there are many many many many types of folklore with vampires in them? They’re mythological creatures that can be found in multiple cultures, therefore they'll be different. Some of them say that silver is one of their weaknesses, others say it isn’t.
Yeah that last bit was pretty upsetting. I am poly and I am all cool with people having multiple partners or whatever but she is very obviously not comfortable and that is super not okay.
Ahhhh I remember when I thought I was vampire.... I also remember when I thought I was mermaid, a fairy, a zombie, a robot, a cop, a robber, a giant, Godzilla.... my childhood was an identity crisis apparently.
"He asked me out and like 2 years later I just hadn't managed to find anyone I really liked so I convinced myself to fall in love with this creepy dude" - Vampire lady, definitely
Its sad she seems to be realizing he is manipulating her when telling her vampire story with a face like "wtf, am I really a grown ass woman saying this shit?'
@@Eramidas bruh, I’m bi but most bisexual girls aren’t into their partner making out with someone else. That’s cheating either way, no matter if you also happen to be attracted to girls. That some people still don’t grasp this is beyond me. Also, she literally had to leave the room because she got so sad and emotional by seeing her partner make out with another woman. But of course, when you’re bi you’re totally okay with your partner cheating on you. Makes sense. This is why I stopped dating guys
@@Whatthefk189 There's been more than a dozen that I have known of across the U.S., without even ever looking for it. So it's not always stupid "innocent fun".
@@lynsirobertson3527 it's their job to critic and make fun of people who are making strange and often pretty wrong things. They shame people for doing shameful things. Shaming people for having small imperfections that almost everyone deals with that they can't really change is just kind of lame. It makes them sound like people who would make fun you behind your back for your imperfections. So uh, see your way out... jk
This comment made me bust out laughing. As someone in the itty bitty titty committee I found it hilarious. Best comment in the whole video some of y’all need to grow a pair it’s called comedy. That’s mostly gone these days. I was thinking earlier about how none of these new generations would ever survive the clowns in the dunk tanks cause they were brutal. People would be outraged walking by and getting made fun of. This is a weird world we now live in everyone is way too soft
@@uhsepevaldez8470 @Uhsepe Valdez but if you expect the unexpected then it is expected and no longer unexpected.. Are you just trapped in an endless cycle of searching for the next unexpected thing to expect?
I’m Serbian and grew up listening to vampire stories (vampire (вампир) is a Serbian word in origin, modern vampire stories come from Serbian mythology). I’m pretty sure that you become a vampire after you die, not during puberty. Oh, and for the silver bullet thing, to my knowledge, the only way to kill a vampire is by driving a wooden stake trough it’s hearth, but not any stake, only a hawthorn stake can kill a vampire! 😁
Not necessarily Serbian but Slavic in general. Mainly Transalvanian/Romanian in the form of the Strygoi or Vampyr. A “Vampyr” is a person that turned into a vampire while still living. A Stygoi is a spiritual form of a vampire which is where the “you turn into a vampire after you die” comes from.
You know at the end I really felt for the lass, having to watch her husband make love with another woman. Honestly I think she just hasnt discovered who she really is and is stuck on the teenage fictional euphoria. I mean I'd even say shes just doing it because she loves the dude and doesn't wanna be alone. Pretty sad really hope she finds herself and gets out of that toxic relationship.
@Ethan Von Bargen sounds more like he wants to have a poly relationship. And she is “too in love” with him so she just accept it. She have relationship with others too, but I seriously think she is forcing herself to live with “his lifestyle”. She said that she can’t handle to see it and so on. That doesn’t sound like “real poly relationship”. He have to at least know what she feels about it - but ignore it because he is a vampire ~ It’s a shame. Feel sorry for people who actually have or want to be in a poly relationship and are seriously. Then these people comes and look stupid. I personally don’t want a poly relationship. And I can’t understand, but I respect them.
Yeah, agreed, but than kind of person isn't a good enough guy if you're in love. I'd NEVER even check out another woman (yeah I haven't dated since 18 & I'm 34 & yes... Lonely.
At the beginning of the vid, I thought this girl was both of their girlfriend. It's just like that other vid where the wife isn't happy about the situation. I really wish women wouldn't get into these relationships if they know they can't handle sharing their man. However, if guys want to have more than one partner, it isn't fair of him to pick someone who is monogamous. They should seek out women that are poly or willing to have an open relationship where both parties can see others. Something tells me this dude wouldn't be happy about his wife seeing another guy to get energy or blood.
@@LynnseyCTheReviewQueen they both agreed to the situation, they have to live with the consequences. If one of them can't handle it, they should just leave the relationship
I honestly remember my mother and exstepdad "being vampires" to the fact that they even made their myspace page "vampirish" for each other. Now I'm in therapy.
Him: "I can't be the father, Maury! I'm a vampire." (although "natural" vampires are thought to father children. Those born as a vampire or develop into becoming a vampire because they had the mark of one (like a birth mark). Sorry, I wrote a vampire romance years ago and I did a shit ton research on vampires.
@@LynnseyCTheReviewQueen As long as you understand they're not real. 😅 I always thought everyone knew but then I watch videos like this and my common sense can't stop crying.
@@comedicsociopathy Vampires from legend that are immortal and will burn to a crisp in the sun aren't real. Vampires though as a lifestyle does exist. These people don't think they are immortal though. They identify as vampires simply because they are obessed with drinking blood although I would say it goes further than just drinking blood. They could get sexually off on the sound, sight, touch, smell, and taste of blood too. And sure, not everyone in this lifestyle is dangerous (unlike several like Elizabeth Báthory , John Crutchley, and Peter Kürten). All this falls under Clinical Vampirism, also known as Reinfield Syndrome. However, that isn't a diagnosis under all to itself. It usually falls under schizophrenia or paraphalia. As I've said...I've done a lot of research on vampires and vampirism because of my novels (one that I published as a vampire romance and the other one I'm working on is a thriller)
@Sec Coder If you think what I said was cringey, then if you look up Peter Kurten...he takes cringe to a whole new level. Actually, it is cringe that is absolutely horrifying. I would read him with extreme caution because his murders weren't just fucked up, but the way he was looking forward to dying too.
What if she just... skips a month? Maybe she’s anemic and when her period hits she’s just donezo so she’s like “I must drink blood from my donor!” When rly she just needs some iron pills lol
The reason you couldn't see Vampires reflection in mirrors was because mirrors use to be made with silver and silver is a vampire's weakness. Newer mirrors typically do not contain silver so you can see vampires' reflections in new mirrors. Just a little fact some vampire girl in my hs told me.
@@startaurus13 well no shit Sherlock. The vampire girl in my hs was like these folk, but trust me, they "know their lore" and will tell you all the "facts" about modern "vampires."
The "Vampires can't see themselves in a mirror" myth (for lack of better words) would actually be true if it was way back then! Mirrors use to be made with silver, which was considered a "pure" metal (that's why it kills werewolves/ghouls because it represented purity). So that means that back when it was made with silver, they wouldn't see themselves. Nowadays, I believe they stopped using silver (at least the pure version of it. Might be mixed with other metals) so they might be able to see themselves in the mirror 🖤✊
It's funny cuz I met a chick once and the moment she told me she was a Vampire Royalty(from where live) I said "Nope not for me" and there was no second date xD
@@MagicWhatsItCalled Yikes. To be fair, I was referring to the guy in the video. Either way, lack of sun can cause some health problems if you're not careful.
After the movie “Interview with a Vampire” came out I was obsessed with vampires. But that’s because I thought they all looked like Brad Pitt. This video has definitely changed that opinion LOL
I loved that movie back in the day! And when they said about wishing she hit puberty before becoming a vampire, I lost it, just remembering Kirsten Dunst's character in the movie running around the house and cutting off all her curly hair for it only to grow back exactly as it was when she was "turned" and her being super pissed she'd never be a grown woman despite being alive for so long, always trapped in a child's body. Damn. Lol.
I had a friend who used to put purple eyeshadow under her eyes to make her bags bigger and called herself the angst queen, something tells me this is the crowd she hangs with now
Somehow I'm not surprised that this girl was hanging around other kids in high school who's first reaction upon hearing that she was thirsty was to take a lancet and go get some other kid's blood to have her drink. XD
In case anyone is curious: Logan and Daley are in a polyamorous relationship with like 4-5 other people, not including the “girlfriend” in this video. They’re still married and claim to be happy, I don’t think they do the whole vampire thing anymore, at least not to this extent lol they’re pretty easy to find on Instagram
This comment should get more likes, everybody in the comment section seems to believe the guy pulled off this trick to cheat on her gf ! Do you have sources?
If that's the case, that part where she said she couldn't handle it and he just laughed and the gf waved her off sarcastically better be staged for the cam. That's toxic and disrespectful af.
Just wanted to say thank you for always keeping this going, meme couch and react couch. I’ve always loved this show, I started watching it years ago with my old man (my old dog). He passed away a few years ago when this first began, and I’ve watched it since then. It’s always cheered me up, also whenever I put this on my pets watch it lol. They like y’all, I always thought that was neat. Hope y’all and everyone watching is doing well, sending love and luck ♥️
Buffpro -' Like but if they take it from each other doesn't they end up with the same amount of energy ' Now that is how LAW OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY work
My friend dated a girl who thought she was a vampire. She was so annoying we couldn't go out during the day because she said. My skin starts to burn like dumping a bottle of bleach on urself.
Being an actual vampire would SUCK. Like, i have pretty bad sun allergy so whenever i'm in the sun for a while (1/2 hours with soft temperatures, and about 15/30 minutes with high temperatures like 30C+) i get migraine like headaches, dizziness and nausea, and red bumps all over my arms and sometimes face. I also can't handle heat so even if i'm not in the sun, i get the same symptoms just by being outside in the summer. I also had fang-like teeth because my milk teeth stayed in too long, but luckily that's fixed now lmao. No, i'm perfectly fine being a normal non-blood drinking human
Girl same. I have a bad sun and heat allergy too, to the point where I have an umbrella solely for sun protection, and being what the legends describe as a vampire would suck so bad.
When I was in 6th grade I saw the "vampire" on Oprah and already believed in ghosts and stuff. I thought I was a vampire until freshman year of high school, turned out I was just iron-deficient anemic 😂
''Vampire's awake during poverty'' - Yeah, that's when we start to develop identity crises and become weird in many ways, but we usually... is called being a teenager, but we usually grow up out of if before we hit 20.
Maybe noods at 10mil
Thank you for your emotional energy as I too, am a vampire!
Of you or Buff?
Uhhh what?
Buff or you? Better sub then
Vampire onlyfans??
@@anabananabunch OnlyFANGS 🤭🤭🤭🤭
"I get headaches, when I'm in the sun." "I get 1 hour of sunlight a week at most."
Huh. I thought it was depression, turns out I'm just a vampire.
Ironically enough the less sun you get the more depressed you become
@@SoWhosGae bc sun cures depression, obviously
@@SoWhosGae I do take the vitamin D though :P
@@Puhding. I bet. I dont think its the same thing.
@@Broccolie 😒 Read a book sometimes. That helps with depression too for some people.
“A majority of vampires commonly awaken during puberty.”
So, it really wasn’t a phase.
Nah, just delusion 🤣🤣🤣
Literally my reaction
@@zoecpt1496 🤣
I’m a little of a vampire myself, you know.
“I’m something of a ‘bloodsucker’ myself!...”
- A man played by Willem Dafoe
this guy is the perfect example of "it's not a phase, mom"
"It isn't a phase! It's a lifestyle, mom!"
I'm here before this comment blows up🤣😂
For realllll omg hahaha 🤣
Lmao this comment is perfect👌
Ye
Seems like this guy was told by one person one time that he kinda looks like Edward and he just took that and ran with it.
"ran" lmaoooo
At scool ppl allways called me 'mr bean' i ran with it for a while. Didnt like it. You got to be your own person. :p
Lol, riiiiggghhhtt???
They seem the type of people to write fanfiction on wattpadd and use an uncomfortable amount of "smoldering" and "smirks"
Green ‘orbs’
Love this comment, so on point 😂
Damn... All I can think of is One Direction fanfics
@@mizlampshadyakachan7939 omg
He looked me up and down intensley with a smoldering gaze flashing me a smile in which I could see his pearly white fangs glistening in the moonlight.
And then he sucked my blood and I died because I'm anemic. The end.
Girl´s getting a heatstroke: OMG i´m totally a vampire
The dude looks like he never grew out of his edgelord phase
Vampire Lord nah more like EDGE LORD
Props to him for having the patience to be an edge lord. I just wanna get to the finish line!
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 Noice
@@TYLERSWIFTSWORD more like kiritard
Omg... The edgelord phase ALSO awakens during puberty! It makes so much sense!
It literally just ended with his wife saying she didn’t enjoy the blood drinking and then leaving because she couldn’t “watch” her husband cheating. What part of this arrangement is she supposed to be enjoying? Maybe she just wanted to be a queen? Otherwise girl is in some serious denial.
She's in de nile.
Wait till she finds out she probably just has a copper deficiency😂
The video was edited in a certain way to make it more "scandalous"
Tbh he comes off as a narssicist and I'm not so much a fan of how is acts/talks lol, but I think they're genuinely both ok with being poly
They both are....denial of reality.
They’re both absolutely ridiculous
Her: “Babe you’re cheating on me!?”
Him: “uh, no, I’m a vampire.”
Gold. Definitely using that excuse next time I have a hickey😂
No no not cheating I'm a spooky spooky vampire babe COME ONNN
@@MrMutou how does one accidentally get a hickey?
@@TheDutie Idk I just think it was the funniest bs I ever heard
@@MrMutou true I wonder where they find these people 😆
Pretty sure the girl is not happy at all. She hates the blood drinking, dude is just straight up cheating, everything she said sounded negative. Dude and his side chick looked so smug when she walked away, I feel bad for her.
Not that it's okay at all, but is cheating the right word, when it is known and she is in the bed with them, at least in the beginning?
Yeah she stopped that, but he is not cheating. They're polyamorous
Either way, poly or not, she's not into it. Feel bad for her too. She's clearly being manipulated into putting up with his bs. Who knows what goes on without the cameras rolling.
He seems full of himself anyway, where as she seemed half decent.
@@franbow984 Search "logan south" here on yt. They did a reaction to that Episode and talked about how it was cut badly. They are still married after all these years 😄
Same but at some point it's like girl leave him.
"Vampires awaken during puberty."
What is this? The Sims 4??
LOL that’s great 😂😂
The second this dude saw Twilight come out , he had to be like "Imma bag like 1000 misguided teenage girls"
Sad fact: they're all underage, obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas, and likely raised by a single mom or blissfully ignorant parents.
@@IntrovertedOreo Why single mum?
@@JimmyBoy9878 because majority of them have daddy issues (I'm joking)
@@serenityy_jm4399 you're not really joking
@@evanislost I am joking tho, are you offended?
One thing to note, is that vampires used to not be able to see their reflection because mirrors were backed by silver, but nowadays they are backed by aluminum so Vampires will have a reflection nowadays. LOL
Oh that's actually interesting. I thought it was some more spiritual thing, like how mirrors are the gateway to the soul, but vampires don't have souls so they have no reflection.
@@ScorpionTamer well it still kind of is, the aversion to silver is still spiritual I think. Guess the vamps are more into gold lol
Wow, that explains it then. I'm so glad you gave me that scientific answer.
@@rudeinterplanetjanet LOL
@@BenDovahkin You do realize that there are many many many many types of folklore with vampires in them? They’re mythological creatures that can be found in multiple cultures, therefore they'll be different. Some of them say that silver is one of their weaknesses, others say it isn’t.
Also it sounds like her husband is just using this as an excuse to mess around with other people lmaooo
100%!!!!
Yeah that last bit was pretty upsetting. I am poly and I am all cool with people having multiple partners or whatever but she is very obviously not comfortable and that is super not okay.
Memento Mori
This for sure. She's not very bright.
@@stormy877 at least poly people have the decency to make sure everyone is ok and gives proper consent...this vampire dude is just an asshole
If “m’lady” and “I’m 14 and this is deep” was a person
LMFAO 😂🤣😂
Teenager: "my body is craving iron nutrient, and physical and emotional contact with other human being..... I must be a vampire"
Ahhhh I remember when I thought I was vampire.... I also remember when I thought I was mermaid, a fairy, a zombie, a robot, a cop, a robber, a giant, Godzilla.... my childhood was an identity crisis apparently.
A wizard! Lol
Me who has 4 different personalities ahem
You and us all. Anything was better than being an average teenager full of angst.
You're a wizard Shylah!
I was like you too. I thought I was an assassin, batman, iron man, green lantern and a saiyan.
“A vampire needs blood, physic energy or sexual energy”
Me: 🤔 “Ok... And which one of those does the Count from Seaseme Street do?”
Sexual ofc, he does get a hand up em everyday
🤔he did dress like a pimp...soooo
Hahahahaha!
@@chubbibunni23 😆 omg
when he counts, that’s is body count
"He asked me out and like 2 years later I just hadn't managed to find anyone I really liked so I convinced myself to fall in love with this creepy dude" - Vampire lady, definitely
Who ?
@@navillianb oh sorry, that was the thought process this vampire lady had that caused her to get with this guy.
That sounds like my relationship with my ex fiance, to the T. I've never read something so relatable in my life.
@@evanislost u should put quotation mark
@@cressmoon340 anything for you 😘
Its sad she seems to be realizing he is manipulating her when telling her vampire story with a face like "wtf, am I really a grown ass woman saying this shit?'
Lolol
"You hit puberty and you start thirsting for BLOOD." well that's how it works in the Sims.
don't girls start losing blood once a month around that time period?
I feel so bad for the wife. He’s clearly playing up this vampire thing as an excuse for him to have a side chick
he probably has a bunch of side chicks claiming the "sexual energy" thing as an excuse everytime xD
Yeah I wonder how he’d feel about a male “donor”. Girl should get one
she seems into it too...
Girls can't be bi huh
@@Eramidas bruh, I’m bi but most bisexual girls aren’t into their partner making out with someone else. That’s cheating either way, no matter if you also happen to be attracted to girls. That some people still don’t grasp this is beyond me. Also, she literally had to leave the room because she got so sad and emotional by seeing her partner make out with another woman. But of course, when you’re bi you’re totally okay with your partner cheating on you. Makes sense.
This is why I stopped dating guys
Girl: *scrapes herself and starts to bleed*
Him: Aw baby, your blood is on the floor.
Also Him: *(Slurping noises)*
Oh nO
I bet he loves one of those weird rainbow kisses I think it's called...
*YES YES YES*
Slurping noises all I can imagine is the vacuumcleaner from the Teletubbies 😂
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 whats that?
“A majority of vampires commonly awaken during puberty.”
Sooo... you watched Interview with a Vampire one too many times in middle school?
great movie though lol
I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣
Great movie but it didn't follow the book.
and probably read the drake chronicles of alexandra harvey
I'm a more sophisticated vampire and read the book
*read*
I am loving Ken’s level of sarcasm in this video.
She literally lets her husband cheat on her because he’s a “vampire” and “has to” like WHAT 😂😂
"King and Queen of the vampire society"
Turns out it's just those two who make up the vampire society
Sounds more like a swingers' club tbh
There was some vampire group that actually killed people.. it was weird.
@@Whatthefk189 There's been more than a dozen that I have known of across the U.S., without even ever looking for it. So it's not always stupid "innocent fun".
Vampire version of bridge to terabithia lol
@Sec Coder Oh, no. I meant random news/police stories that I've come across. I definitely wouldn't be hanging out with crazy people like that. Lol
"Wish she became a vampire after puberty" is one of the most brutal things I've ever heard lmfao
I was looking for this comment, my goodness that was wild lmao
Yeah, honestly they make a unnecessarily rude comments, like mentioning skin imperfections and stuff.
@@MachewDunf boo hoo. That's what they're here for. Critics. It's a thing. Its their job! If you are so bothered, see your way out
@@lynsirobertson3527 it's their job to critic and make fun of people who are making strange and often pretty wrong things. They shame people for doing shameful things. Shaming people for having small imperfections that almost everyone deals with that they can't really change is just kind of lame. It makes them sound like people who would make fun you behind your back for your imperfections. So uh, see your way out... jk
This comment made me bust out laughing. As someone in the itty bitty titty committee I found it hilarious. Best comment in the whole video some of y’all need to grow a pair it’s called comedy. That’s mostly gone these days. I was thinking earlier about how none of these new generations would ever survive the clowns in the dunk tanks cause they were brutal. People would be outraged walking by and getting made fun of. This is a weird world we now live in everyone is way too soft
The horny vampire episode? I knew we'd devolve into Twilight eventually, I just didn't expect it this soon.
Always expect the unexpected
@Hector Doggenzilla Why u always gotta bring up that unrelated bs? Sheeesh enough already, go troll about there some place it's actually relevant.
@@uhsepevaldez8470 @Uhsepe Valdez but if you expect the unexpected then it is expected and no longer unexpected.. Are you just trapped in an endless cycle of searching for the next unexpected thing to expect?
Jman Polo hey man 60% of the time it works all the time
@@uhsepevaldez8470 I like those odds.
I’m Serbian and grew up listening to vampire stories (vampire (вампир) is a Serbian word in origin, modern vampire stories come from Serbian mythology). I’m pretty sure that you become a vampire after you die, not during puberty. Oh, and for the silver bullet thing, to my knowledge, the only way to kill a vampire is by driving a wooden stake trough it’s hearth, but not any stake, only a hawthorn stake can kill a vampire! 😁
Not necessarily Serbian but Slavic in general. Mainly Transalvanian/Romanian in the form of the Strygoi or Vampyr. A “Vampyr” is a person that turned into a vampire while still living. A Stygoi is a spiritual form of a vampire which is where the “you turn into a vampire after you die” comes from.
I feel like every year, Ken becomes more and more like the judgmental dad that lives down the road 🤣
Exactly this.
“Whenever I get in the sun I get a headache”
Me over here like unless you spontaneously combusted you’re not a vampire 😂
You mean sparkle in the sunlight
Working on a day job on a double shift.
The only time I turn into a Vampire is on the 2nd shift. I regret being one glutton vamp.
My friends gf who said she was a vampire said. It burns me if I'm out to long like dumping bleach on urself. Ya we didn't like her.
@@angelofchaos8233 yeah the sun burns me too when I’m out too long. But I’m just super white 😂
Me too, it's called migraine tendencies...
He touched my hand and Kickstart my heart started playing I just knew he was the one! There was a spark.
A zing
"Dang, girl, I wish you turned into a vampire after puberty." This shit got me to spit a mouthful of water all over my monitor. @ 9:12
When did that happen? Timestrap pleasee. Thank ^-^
@@andreaj4445 9:12 I think
@@DelvingDeeper thank you ^-^
Hahaha frrrr had me dying 😂😂😂😂
I just ugly laughed at that 🤣🤣💀💀
You know at the end I really felt for the lass, having to watch her husband make love with another woman. Honestly I think she just hasnt discovered who she really is and is stuck on the teenage fictional euphoria. I mean I'd even say shes just doing it because she loves the dude and doesn't wanna be alone. Pretty sad really hope she finds herself and gets out of that toxic relationship.
@Ethan Von Bargen I understand that but she clearly does not want that and he does not care what so ever.
@Ethan Von Bargen sounds more like he wants to have a poly relationship. And she is “too in love” with him so she just accept it. She have relationship with others too, but I seriously think she is forcing herself to live with “his lifestyle”.
She said that she can’t handle to see it and so on. That doesn’t sound like “real poly relationship”.
He have to at least know what she feels about it - but ignore it because he is a vampire ~
It’s a shame. Feel sorry for people who actually have or want to be in a poly relationship and are seriously. Then these people comes and look stupid.
I personally don’t want a poly relationship. And I can’t understand, but I respect them.
Yeah, agreed, but than kind of person isn't a good enough guy if you're in love.
I'd NEVER even check out another woman (yeah I haven't dated since 18 & I'm 34 & yes... Lonely.
Yeah, out here in Texas we don't have Vampires, we have Meth Heads.
So once a month she sits in another room and pretends her husband is cheating on her because he's a vampire... Well that's depressing
Some people will tell themselves anything to not have to face reality. It's sad.
Struggles of being the queen 😅
No wonder she couldn't watch it and had to leave the room 🤦🏼♀️
At the beginning of the vid, I thought this girl was both of their girlfriend. It's just like that other vid where the wife isn't happy about the situation. I really wish women wouldn't get into these relationships if they know they can't handle sharing their man. However, if guys want to have more than one partner, it isn't fair of him to pick someone who is monogamous. They should seek out women that are poly or willing to have an open relationship where both parties can see others. Something tells me this dude wouldn't be happy about his wife seeing another guy to get energy or blood.
@@LynnseyCTheReviewQueen they both agreed to the situation, they have to live with the consequences. If one of them can't handle it, they should just leave the relationship
When Buff mentioned "Are You Afraid of the Dark" my inner 90's kid was beaming with happiness!
Dude same 😂
I thought you were Justin Whang Bc of your thumbnail
Yes! My friends were too scared to start a secret society in our woods with me wtf? :(
Omg yes! 🤣
I was gonna say so too
"Being a vampire is something you're born with" ... isn't the whole point of being a vampire is that you weren't born with it?
Even the first vampire was a whole human before anything lol
@Admirer of Odin how do you reproduce if you’re dead?
@@Kamalost if there dead they wouldn't be moving🤦🏾♀️
@@Malwarevvirus what
@@Kamalost you cant read??
I’m going to go stir things up on this relationship as a werewolf. “I’ve seen lots of vampires, but you’re the one I’ve been lycan.”
...Get out. 🤦♂️😂
I hate it here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Mr_Original of that skin?
They live in Austin & I’m a nail tech, I use to do Daley’s nails. They’re very nice & lovely people! And the night club parties were fun!
I love Daley she’s so sweet and they both are awesome!
@@rockerfoo244 right! She has such a great personality. I hope the salon reopens, I miss all my fun & kind clients like her :c
She always had the cutest nails I’m sure I’ve seen some of ur awesome work!
Is her husband treating her right? I’m kinda worried about her.
Until u get drunk from 😂😂
I expected more coffins, cloaks and snarling at Crucifixes. Vampires sure do have it cushy these days!
"Rubbed my velvet pants on the chair and built up electricity"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
I honestly remember my mother and exstepdad "being vampires" to the fact that they even made their myspace page "vampirish" for each other. Now I'm in therapy.
RIP your childhood
OP get your ass back here and EXPLAIN
Please... Explain?
🤔
This is why children need to have no idea their parents' kinks exist. :/
"He's like, 'Dang, girl! I wish you had turned into a vampire after puberty!'" Buffpro wins the internet.
"I cannot go out in the sun" Here in Africa we call that sunstroke lol
We call it that everywere
Dehydration huh? What a thing lol
@@orionstrax4707 to be fair we call it Heatstroke here... Not sun stroke.
@osculim I gotchu bro
Early 2010's called, the twilight vampire fandom wants their fetish back
hey the new edward book came out in the last year
@@obliviousoblivion8029 ah yeah you're right. Amanda the jedi spoke about it and It completely slipped my mind. Maybe we're still in the 2010's 🤔
202x = 201x 2.0
Lololol such a lame series.
No just make it 2010's in general
After him messing with all these other women he'll be on Maury and it'll be like "Lestat, you ARE the father!"
Him: "I can't be the father, Maury! I'm a vampire." (although "natural" vampires are thought to father children. Those born as a vampire or develop into becoming a vampire because they had the mark of one (like a birth mark). Sorry, I wrote a vampire romance years ago and I did a shit ton research on vampires.
@@LynnseyCTheReviewQueen As long as you understand they're not real. 😅 I always thought everyone knew but then I watch videos like this and my common sense can't stop crying.
@@comedicsociopathy Vampires from legend that are immortal and will burn to a crisp in the sun aren't real. Vampires though as a lifestyle does exist. These people don't think they are immortal though. They identify as vampires simply because they are obessed with drinking blood although I would say it goes further than just drinking blood. They could get sexually off on the sound, sight, touch, smell, and taste of blood too. And sure, not everyone in this lifestyle is dangerous (unlike several like Elizabeth Báthory , John Crutchley, and Peter Kürten). All this falls under Clinical Vampirism, also known as Reinfield Syndrome. However, that isn't a diagnosis under all to itself. It usually falls under schizophrenia or paraphalia. As I've said...I've done a lot of research on vampires and vampirism because of my novels (one that I published as a vampire romance and the other one I'm working on is a thriller)
"She lying maury, I can't even conceive unless it's a halfmoon on the solstice"😂
@Sec Coder If you think what I said was cringey, then if you look up Peter Kurten...he takes cringe to a whole new level. Actually, it is cringe that is absolutely horrifying. I would read him with extreme caution because his murders weren't just fucked up, but the way he was looking forward to dying too.
I love how they said she needs to drink blood once a month... My brain went to very bad places...
Ken: “As long as their not hurting anybody”
Me: “Um... they’re drinking each others blood...”
If its consensual theres no problem. Thats like saying bdsm is hurting or being hurt, yes with consent!
What if she just... skips a month? Maybe she’s anemic and when her period hits she’s just donezo so she’s like “I must drink blood from my donor!” When rly she just needs some iron pills lol
She's not getting much from that tiny amount of finger blood she's "drinking."
The reason you couldn't see Vampires reflection in mirrors was because mirrors use to be made with silver and silver is a vampire's weakness. Newer mirrors typically do not contain silver so you can see vampires' reflections in new mirrors. Just a little fact some vampire girl in my hs told me.
U do no Santa . tooth fairy . vampires are not real 😂😂😂
@@startaurus13 well no shit Sherlock. The vampire girl in my hs was like these folk, but trust me, they "know their lore" and will tell you all the "facts" about modern "vampires."
@@startaurus13 *know
Sooo their weakness, gives them the ability to not be seen in a mirror? Yeah makes a lot of sense lol
That’s kinda fun lore
buff has to twerk again for 10 mil, no exceptions
How about both of them have to?! 🤣
Buff starting to get those grey hairs
@nun for brains Dam Daniel
Hoooooooooooooold on. Imma need some sauce for that 1st time.
Dude I love buff pros genuine smile every time you introduce him. It reminds me of childlike excitement, very sweet and cute
The "Vampires can't see themselves in a mirror" myth (for lack of better words) would actually be true if it was way back then! Mirrors use to be made with silver, which was considered a "pure" metal (that's why it kills werewolves/ghouls because it represented purity). So that means that back when it was made with silver, they wouldn't see themselves.
Nowadays, I believe they stopped using silver (at least the pure version of it. Might be mixed with other metals) so they might be able to see themselves in the mirror 🖤✊
Growing up as a goth kid, I'm still embarrassed about the crush I had on Tom Cruise in a blode wig.
Definitely better than having a crush on a sparkling Robert Pattinson in Twilight as a teenager.
@@ramya.Catlady.30 Word! 😂
The black rings around my eyes from eyeliner were so intense I’m surprised it’s still not caked on to this day 🤦🏼♀️
Nah. I was all about Antonio Bandaras as Armond. 😍
The fook
Me: Living in Transylvania, Romania
Dafq are this people talking about.
Ohh anyways, grandma get the garlic and the stakes, we go vampire hunting.
?
Vampire hunting made easy. They have Facebook pages now
Get the silver!
"Mommy what killed the vampires?"
Me: " Covid my child, covid."
No one is safe from Covid
It's funny cuz I met a chick once and the moment she told me she was a Vampire Royalty(from where live) I said "Nope not for me" and there was no second date xD
"I go in the sunlight for only an hour a week"
My brother: that's more than me
I hope he a different means to getting those vitamins and nutrients that he's missing out on.
@@Mr_Original no he simply suffers
@@MagicWhatsItCalled
Yikes.
To be fair, I was referring to the guy in the video.
Either way, lack of sun can cause some health problems if you're not careful.
@@Mr_Original trying to get my brother to do anything is like trying to move a giant sloth or hibernating bear
@@MagicWhatsItCalled
I can imagine. And here I am trying to get my mother to do the same thing.
I keep watching and keep having new comments. I hope they’re STD testing these “donors” ugh they aren’t actually immune to diseases like vampires.
Right! Great way to get hep C
Lots of diseases/infections get transmitted through blood not just the sexual ones.
According to Skyrim, Werewolves are immune to diseases.
@@LeeroyPorkins oh of course!
That's why vampires gone extinct. Illnesses
Imagine you accidentally cut yourself cooking or something else and your boyfriend just is foaming at the mouth for that drop
That's not the worst. Wait till you have your period
Yeah thats how it actually is.
After the movie “Interview with a Vampire” came out I was obsessed with vampires. But that’s because I thought they all looked like Brad Pitt. This video has definitely changed that opinion LOL
I loved that movie back in the day! And when they said about wishing she hit puberty before becoming a vampire, I lost it, just remembering Kirsten Dunst's character in the movie running around the house and cutting off all her curly hair for it only to grow back exactly as it was when she was "turned" and her being super pissed she'd never be a grown woman despite being alive for so long, always trapped in a child's body. Damn. Lol.
You have the same exact name as my aunt! Lol random sorry but that’s so cool!
Alot of goths dress up as vampires sometimes to go with their dark look but im sure many are aware that actual vamps don't exist.
I had a friend who used to put purple eyeshadow under her eyes to make her bags bigger and called herself the angst queen, something tells me this is the crowd she hangs with now
Vampire Dude: “This is something you are born with”
Me: “Like you were born with those eyes?”
I NEED BUFF'S LAUGH AS A RINGTONE, VOICEMAIL INTRO AND NOTIFICATION ALERT!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜❣💜💙💚💛🧡❤💯
Oh
CREEPY ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@cinnamontoastken @buffpro
Business Venture?!?! ☝️☝️ the market is clearly out there lol
WEIRD🤨
😂😅
Somehow I'm not surprised that this girl was hanging around other kids in high school who's first reaction upon hearing that she was thirsty was to take a lancet and go get some other kid's blood to have her drink. XD
“Some people just drink from the water fountain and become Normal people.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello there
I love how Ken always savages this kind of people lol
I went to high school with Daley, Logan's manipulation and narcissism is gross! 🤣🤣🤣
7:58 Imagine being a vampire and avoiding sunlight *and still getting burned.*
In case anyone is curious: Logan and Daley are in a polyamorous relationship with like 4-5 other people, not including the “girlfriend” in this video. They’re still married and claim to be happy, I don’t think they do the whole vampire thing anymore, at least not to this extent lol they’re pretty easy to find on Instagram
This comment should get more likes, everybody in the comment section seems to believe the guy pulled off this trick to cheat on her gf ! Do you have sources?
They actually stepped down from the court but are still very happy and doing quite well
They actually are still doing the vampire thing
If that's the case, that part where she said she couldn't handle it and he just laughed and the gf waved her off sarcastically better be staged for the cam. That's toxic and disrespectful af.
@@hukihuki4135 source: their YT channels lol
Big "in every way except physical, I am a wolf. ..... Ruff" energy
Listen I love u guys , I haven't been feeling well and u still make me laugh thank u
Lol Ken your impression of vampire guy was a mix of Shatner and Clint Eastwood 🤣
Perfect video to watch after donating blood.
Needless to say they took more than I thought they would.
I say the same everytime I go for blood work tbh
Thank you! (I get blood transfusions every month) even though I might not get yours me and my friends appreciate it :)
@@danissdiary Glad to be of service! Its one thing to donate but another to hear/see someone say they appreciate it.
@@danissdiary Folks who need blood transfusions are the real vampires 🧛♂️
Just wanted to say thank you for always keeping this going, meme couch and react couch. I’ve always loved this show, I started watching it years ago with my old man (my old dog). He passed away a few years ago when this first began, and I’ve watched it since then. It’s always cheered me up, also whenever I put this on my pets watch it lol. They like y’all, I always thought that was neat. Hope y’all and everyone watching is doing well, sending love and luck ♥️
Buffpro -' Like but if they take it from each other doesn't they end up with the same amount of energy '
Now that is how LAW OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY work
No its law of equivalent exchange
4:45
That is literally the face Buff gives us when Ken introduces themselves at the beginning of their videos...
Except Buff makes it more endearing.🤣
"I wish you Turned into a vampire After puberty!"
This one was GLORIOUS 😅
I choked on my drink 🤣
Hey ken and buff. Just wanted to let you know I appreciate you guys and you help me get through the day much love
Today actually is my birthday, and you did not disappoint. I knew I had to watch a Cinamontoastken video today to make the sentiment count!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!🎉🎁🎂🥂🥳
Happy late birthday!
"I get headaches, nausea" ma'am that is called heatstroke
I wanna see an episode where Ken and Buff goes undercover as vampires, sniffing out all secrets with hidden cameras.
"Before I was the Vampire King, I was...the Bitch King" LMAO! Buff kills me!
To be fair. If I imagine what a vampire couple would physically look like...these 2 nailed it!
A vampire is a human that’s been changed. So a vampire could be literally anyone. Hence I guess you’re not wrong lmao
My friend dated a girl who thought she was a vampire. She was so annoying we couldn't go out during the day because she said. My skin starts to burn like dumping a bottle of bleach on urself.
@Ashes 3lizabeth why did you date...?
@@batbebebe Big tiddy goth girl p***y
No doubt, lmao
Still a love story better than Twilight-
Any vampire story is better than Twilight.
@@davidworobec1673 honestly, it's not hard to do better than Twilight🤣
Lollll Ed’s love story’s are better then that crap
@@ray4163 True.
@@finnandrew9643 LOL!!! True
I really enjoy buff and u colabbing. Keep up ur awesome work
Being an actual vampire would SUCK. Like, i have pretty bad sun allergy so whenever i'm in the sun for a while (1/2 hours with soft temperatures, and about 15/30 minutes with high temperatures like 30C+) i get migraine like headaches, dizziness and nausea, and red bumps all over my arms and sometimes face. I also can't handle heat so even if i'm not in the sun, i get the same symptoms just by being outside in the summer. I also had fang-like teeth because my milk teeth stayed in too long, but luckily that's fixed now lmao. No, i'm perfectly fine being a normal non-blood drinking human
Girl same. I have a bad sun and heat allergy too, to the point where I have an umbrella solely for sun protection, and being what the legends describe as a vampire would suck so bad.
Ken’s vampire voice is everything I have been missing in my life this week.
Thank you for the laugh
Show: "it started in an average highschool, in neighbor hood, in an average city"
*que photo negative*: UNTIL IT WASN'T
Gotta love this classic!
_Buffy the Vampire Watcher and Sinner Toasted Kenny watch the vampy wannabes._
When I was in 6th grade I saw the "vampire" on Oprah and already believed in ghosts and stuff. I thought I was a vampire until freshman year of high school, turned out I was just iron-deficient anemic 😂
I love how Bailey makes Heat Stroke out to be a "vampire" thing. 🧛🏾♂🧛🏾♀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13 minutes ago after the video uploaded "2 dislike: I guess, it's must be the king and queen vampire of Texas.
I don't know if it's different lighting, sun or what but Dane has been GLOWING the past few videos! Damn son!
Well... I'd believe psychic vampire shit... Some people just suck the soul right outta ya XD
That’s narcissists for ya
''Vampire's awake during poverty'' - Yeah, that's when we start to develop identity crises and become weird in many ways, but we usually... is called being a teenager, but we usually grow up out of if before we hit 20.
They took "It's not a phase mom, it's a lifestyle!" to new heights