Raptor as long as the time spent in that g force is extremely small, damage is minimal. Fighter pilots also have special gear that helps them withstand the Gs, so it’s not so much though training, but it doesn’t hurt.
Rt: "I know we say this every time, but we're going to *try* not to blend people." Also RT: *The thumbnail is a rendition of RT's most recent blender.*
A high hilltop covered with Uncle Sam’s, peaked with a bank, an obviously fake boat ride with a highway that kills you if you look too closely, and the main attraction is a ride that’ll make your spine sound like a glowstick; Yep, that’s the US as an amusement park alright
Hey, I'm not sure if you are aware, but it seems that someone has gotten on your account and changed your profile picture to a very flamboyant rainbow with the word "GAY" plastered on it.
Imagine some superhuman whose origin story is that they were left at this park and had to adapt to survive That's actually why there's a bunch of fields, it's so the snipers can easily see any kids escaping
RT, you should make that one fictional killer roller coaster that has loops that get exceedingly smaller and smaller. It would be fun for the whole family
Things that will never happen: RT making a functioning and beautiful theme park that won’t kill people RT stopping the enslavement of people RT streaming on yt
2:51
They probably won't go to the park on a wheelchair, but they'll most certainly leave on it.
That's if they're lucky
I think body bags is more accurate
that’s a BIG YIKES from me
@IriSovka That's if they are lucky to feel less pain.
no they will obviously fly to outer space with it
_pshh, OBVIOUSLY_
"Mommy, mommy! Can I do the SuiSlide?!"
"Not if your therapist has anything to say about it."
Lel
Kermit sewer-slide
W. C. HONESTLY ME
@@The76Hoff07 I shouldn't be laughing at this
Always remember to listen to your therapist
Normal people:swear jar
Other normal people:cookie jar
RT: OK so today we have the murder jar
Well, at least this time it's not intended.
What do you mean murder jars aren’t normal
@@andrewzhang1290 I knew Satan Claus was real!!!
We have a cookie jar in my house.
Every time someone cookies, they need to put a tooth in the jar.
*Steel Beam*
holy shit..
2:20 "sir we accidentally build a pathway in the sky"
"That's okay just fill up under it with dirt"
A fighter pilot is trained to handle up to 8 g's. The average person can handle 2-5 g's.These poor, innocent theme park attending souls.
Raptor as long as the time spent in that g force is extremely small, damage is minimal. Fighter pilots also have special gear that helps them withstand the Gs, so it’s not so much though training, but it doesn’t hurt.
@@andrewzhang1290
you have a point but those poor souls experience >20g sometimes. Oh boy that must hurt
@@Doenerking47 Probably bone snapping sounds every single minute those coasters function.
Theres a reason they call it the blender~
@@azure3526 More like a Crusher. Imagine being squeezed to death between your seat and the air
“We’re gunna use our design tricks to put a roller coaster in here”
Literally not even 5 seconds later
“It’s a boat ride!”
Every now and then in the background you hear *C A R W H E E L S S C R E E C H I N G*
You have no idea. During the stream, it was an absolute constant.
And I need you now tonight, and I need you more than ever,
Brianna M. To me, it doesn’t sound like car wheels. It sounds like an Aztec death whistle. Fitting.
The whole time I was thinking how much DEJA VU there was in the video
Rt - "I'm gonna try and not blend people"
Thumbnail - *blender*
Me - 🤔🤔🤔
He did say "try".
Did he change the title?
X
No it's not blender it's a car crash simulator. There's a difference
@@smutty1112 a car crash still blends people.
Coaster track,
take me back,
to the ground,
where I belong,
Innocent deaths: oh no
planet coaster,
coaster track,
take me back
where i belong, LIFE INSURANCEEEEEEE
@@GD-zn2rm SUISLIDEEEEEEEEEEE
blobvisfan 666 MOUNTAIN DEEEEEEATH
Came for more blender, stayed for The Suiclide™
The blender kills the weak fans, and the superior fans make it through to meet Uncle Sam
Only the strongest can be patriotic
Everyone: *Dies*
Sovient Assassin God bless America, and no one else.
Dude, just enjoy the joke. Leave politics for another comments section.
The ultimate gatekeeping
Suislide whoever thought of that name is a legend
@瑞安卡特里尔 not sure you watched the video
瑞安卡特里尔 ur not the smartest are u
瑞安卡特里尔 ah so he was correct you are a dumb ass
@@user-vf7zv7nz6k lol you are such a *big meanie* ahahahaha
瑞安卡特里尔 r/woooooooooosh
Top ten political systems that failed
*Number 1: The Murder Jar*
Joshua Rosado because he was trying his best to not test his talent of people killing people
I read this with Chill's Voice.
A 𝚋𝚘𝚒
_Number 2 : Whatever Germany was before 1946_
*"Before we get to number one, my name is Chills and I hope you're enjoying my narration"*
2:26 "Some people just have like a standard ATM, but let's just have like a full-on bank."
A blood bank.
*I got a Six Flags ad right before this video*
?
@@uraveragejojopageyt9654 theme park commercial
@@kalusxd7630 oh... I dunno what the hell is was reading
What does this MEAN???
Everybody who goes there better hope that RT isn't running it.
“I just don’t know how to get them back where they started and still be alive.”
Quote of the century.
RT: Don't fear, this one is here to stay
Me, 3 mins in: Delete it
Ha, that's what everyone in the stream said, I wonder why?
“We don't want to kill people.”
5 minutes later...
*Suislide now open for buisness*
This Fall, experience the fall that will end it all! The SuiSlide, opening August 15th. Give in to the madness!
Sing me the FUCK UP!
@@Sir_Steven 🎵Why do you want me to sing ~ 🎵
Why the day before my birthday?
Or, if coasters aren't your cup of tea, join us at Race To The Death!
@@gibhib What do y- oh...
Hey RT, you may as well turn the roller coaster carts into coffins to reduce the time between
Between what?
BeTWEEN WHAT???
RT should do a "try not to kill someone" challenge.
He would instantly lose though
that is impossible though
One person dies, he has to start all over
The impossible challenge
Very hard
Batman: My parents died when I was only a child.
Robin: Mine too.
RT: *looks nervous*
Rt wouldn't spare a child.
69 likes
@@theriffrepeaterjr.1772 Haha 69 funny number im so funny and original
Hmmm
Child.......
69.........
Give the children some 69 ‘toys’
@@sparecreeper1580 oh no
RT: "Hey welcome to the park, in which way do you want to die sir?"
Fear lmao
May i experience 33g please?
That moment when the murder jar hits "oh no" you know something bad is happening lol
From "I'm actually trying" to "Suislide"
That's the RT we know and love.
I am so proud of RT. He isn’t quite there yet but damn he is trying.
*Babysteps RT*
It's like ManRay trying to complete his goodness lessons. He's almost gotten to the point where he doesn't rip peoples' arms off
RT: okay guys today im actually goin to make a profitable working park.
Also RT: ah 49 vertical g's is fine open it up
Everyone: You’re not gonna blend people??!??!?!
Rt: Well yes, but actually no
“Innocent Deaths: Oh No”
Is this Action Park?
CSG its always been action park
Fair point
You are new here, aren't you?
rt: "its not very wheelchair accessible"
oh trust me rt, as a person in a wheelchair, i wouldnt want to see the horrors past that hill anyways
"Innocent deaths: oh no" My sides. XD
stream viewer: *says anything*
RT: COWABUNGA IT IS
The more times you play a game you somehow manage to break it more and more.
you should add murdrer jars more often, but instead of letting it be as low as possible, aim for the highest score you can get
RT: "We're going to try not to blend people." "...We ARE going to blend people."
RT no!
RT YES!
Coming to a theme park near you: The Suislide
Suiclide *
@@cezarcatalin1406 bruh
@@cezarcatalin1406 wtf dumbass. Its suislide
*Listens to RT saying he’ll actually create a functioning then looks at the thumbnail and title*
Me: hmm?
Rt: im not gonna kill anyone
*Litterally 2 seconds later*
Rt: ok blender time
There's probably like 100 deaths that he didn't see
The first rollercoaster was just constantly shooting them onto the stairs the entire time so yeah probably
@@Noreceipts400 more like 10000
@@capitancuba1 more likely 10.000.000.000
@@renown6386 thats 10 lmao
Obsidian Night
In some countries it’s standard to use “.” instead of “,” in 4+ digit numbers. So just read it as 10,000,000,000.
Rt: "I know we say this every time, but we're going to *try* not to blend people."
Also RT: *The thumbnail is a rendition of RT's most recent blender.*
*puts lanterns everywhere*
CHINESE NEW YEAR INTENSIFIES
😂😂
xD
"I just want a simple rollercoaster..."
Proceeds to build the Hanky Panky around the island.
Next video: ‘Literally killing someone in real life’
Real life but I literally murder somebody
F
I mean, he's quite experienced with the art of fish fighting.
1:30 i love how it still says ZERO deaths when thousands of people are dying
Simulating car crashes sounds very *exhaust-ing*
It sounds like it would make you *tire-d*
@@crunxxyy3527 man the *suspension* is real in these puns.
Ha
*ba dum tiss*
“I’m gonna try not to blend people”
*looks at thumbnail*
aaahhahahahahhaha suuuuure
Just imagine if RTGames and GrayStillPlays play a game that let's you exploit and kill people together. Think of the anarchy.
Collab between RT, GrayStillPlays, and CallMeKevin. Let the bodies rain from the sky!
You forgot letsgameitout.
@@wta1518 And Spiff!
@@thundergod2644 But Spiff focuses more on Spore and scamming EA.
@@wta1518 No, he loves messing with games just like the other youtubers mentioned. You should check out some of his videos.
RT: "I WILL NOT kill a soul"
*Country Roads starts playing*
*Dark souls death screen appears in front of a random NPCs face*
You gotta sign like 47 warranties before entering.
_Daddy Daddy I wanna commit suislide!_
Alright Timmy, just once.
Timmy?
Timmy!
*_TIMMY NO_*
RT: "I don't understand, I'm trying to make a normal coaster"
Also RT: **picks the fastest coaster and makes it go straight up 100 feet**
RT: "I'm going to try not to blend people."
*Looks at thumbnail*
Press X to doubt.
*_*Planet coaster was an inside job_**
Planet coaster: this is going to be a wonderful day 😃
RTGame: Not so fast buddy
"I'm gunna try not to blend people"
*looks at thumbnail*
Why is no one talking about 9:46?
RT: I don’t think the murder jar worked
The jar: *oh no*
rt: i wont blend people this time
everyone watching this: sounds fake but ok
Fake flex but ok
"im gonna try not to blend people"
looks at thumbnail
looks into camera like on the office
The title and the start of this video don't fit together very well.
"Building a theme park that simulates horrible car crashes"
*they had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
This is like if Jim Pickens builds a theme park. There's gonna be a lot of damage.
Jim Pickens is a Call Me Kevin character, wrong channel buddy.
You need to do a challenge where you make it fully accessible
Oh wow! A planet coaster video!
Oh, It’s made my RT.
Killing everyone!
A high hilltop covered with Uncle Sam’s, peaked with a bank, an obviously fake boat ride with a highway that kills you if you look too closely, and the main attraction is a ride that’ll make your spine sound like a glowstick; Yep, that’s the US as an amusement park alright
*When you watched the stream but rewatch the video anyways*
Btw 1:20 was about 40m into stream
Is simple 3+4 is 9
0:30 - Oh he's gonna make a nice and neat park this time!
Fucking hell...
*RTGame makes a rollercoaster that could possibly kill you but.....*
*Who wouldnt want to get killed by one of RT's contraptions*
Hey, I'm not sure if you are aware, but it seems that someone has gotten on your account and changed your profile picture to a very flamboyant rainbow with the word "GAY" plastered on it.
@@Blueshirt38 oh sir ik this i did it on purpose
Kill me RT~~
@@blub5113 i know i'm over two years late now but i just want you to know that you are all that i aspire to be
The Screams from the guests add charm to the place.
Imagine some superhuman whose origin story is that they were left at this park and had to adapt to survive
That's actually why there's a bunch of fields, it's so the snipers can easily see any kids escaping
RTGames our Beloved Prophet of the *west virginia*
I guess the one time you didn't play with unlimited money was enough pacifism.
Just saying f before i watch the video because i know that many lives will be lost
RT, you should make that one fictional killer roller coaster that has loops that get exceedingly smaller and smaller. It would be fun for the whole family
Daniel: I’m going to try not to blend people
Me: *try*
When your murder jar stops counting and starts screaming, you know you've made a severe and continuous lapse in your judgement.
*Sees planet coaster*
FBI: Oh no
I love how the murder jar is padded with 2 zeros when you introduce it ─ suggesting that there are gonna be over 10 murders of course
Who would win:
A roller coaster theme park designed to kill people
Or
One fishy boie
Newby Ton dank who would win meme 😂😂
You mean undyne?
Newby Ton Hey i saw you on the Magik Mike face reveal video saying ‘ur face is secy’ lol (that comment made me nearly die of laughter btw)
When they ask him open his mouth, he doesn't even have a tongue.
It says innocent deaths. But nobody is innocent. Therefore... I guess the jar worked!!
Gray: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Things that will never happen:
RT making a functioning and beautiful theme park that won’t kill people
RT stopping the enslavement of people
RT streaming on yt
Getting a gf
Something everyone here has in common
This is by far the best episode of Planet Coaster RT has ever streamed.
RT watch out, if you continue like this EA will buy your rollercoasters
RT:”this time I swear I won’t kill anyone “
Everyone else:”oh god someone go fetch the body-broom”
RT: it has to be functional, so we can't go too crazy
*Cut to 500 Uncle Sams underneath the rollercoaster*
3:09 yes because you f’in killem all
oh god, i can hear Takumi and his Hachiroku screaming in the background looking at that spiral race track.
"#31 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING" , "building theme park to kill people"
I feel like him and dangerouslyfunny would be good friends.
Or maybe they already are Idk
the suicslide absolutely killed me, figuratively and literally.
No one:
RT: what if i kill people in games?
RT: I'm actually trying
Also RT: Raises land to cover entire rollercoaster
Car crashes are returning to theme parks.
Nature is healing. We are the virus.
RTGame is the kind of guy who tries to not kill innocent guests while simultaneously pulling 500g
5:50 the initial d ride
RTGame: I sweae i will not kill anyone with my creation
Also RTGame: *Builds death blenders and giggles in irish*
The male man himself is back and plays hitman 2 in Planet Coaster
10:19 lost my shit at the SuiSlide lmao, that shit was hilarious.
Alternate Title: Playing Planet Coaster like everybody does
You make perfectly functional death traps. Love it.