Well yeah, it's kinda disappointing considering that they've reached over 400 gs with previous blenders. I mean, it's *only* the difference between a little goopy and molecular disintegration...
"This is a gentle blend of 50+ Gs" *Goes 10 times the certified and safe G forces of a modern fighter aircraft, double the force of the Sun, and is stronger than atleast 1/4th of known black holes*
@@DrSabot-A I wouldnt be worried, selling your personal belongings is tax free from a tax return perspective so cant see centrelink looking hard at it. If they question it just login to your account and show them what youve sold, itll clearly show its not a business.
@@manfredvonrichthofen214 it was a test in the 1900s by the air force to test how much force humans can physically survive. The volunteer survived, but I don't think he every fully recovered. It is very possible I am wrong so I would recommend you do your own research, but I am pretty sure it is true.
You know, the Americans actually built a real, working missile that accelerates at over 100g. It launched from a standstill, and within five seconds it would hit over ten times the speed of sound. It was designed to shoot down incoming nukes, so the cost was justified. Nike-X was the program's name- or Sentinel, or their precursors or one of those. Riding in this blender would basically be like sitting in that missile during its flight. Or vice versa: If you want to experience the feeling of RTGame's blender IRL instead of just imagining, you can simply convince the DoD to restart that program and use you as the warhead.
@@shgds I suggest you fill in the paperwork and apply. There’s no harm in trying. If you’re caring for your parents equivalent to a full time job then that may suffice. It does sound like they’re nearing the end of life’s journey.
@@shgds Memory metal glasses These cutting edge frames withstand being misshapen or bent. Their super flexible sides are made from a hi-tech metal for an ultra-modern, minimalist look.
@@jenjen2239 Those are great in a different way. He takes a vague goal and the community goes nuts. But when he is the one with all the power and must do it all himself, that's where we truly shine.
@Ionic777 in this specific scenario, the heart is not strong enough to pump blood into the brain, therefore they'd fall unconscious first and die shortly after because the brain just doesn't have oxygen to keep everything alive
Simply doing 12266/16 gives an answer of 766, so taking into account the rest of the track, the amount of rotations would be a little bit over 700. I'm so proud of whoever correctly calculated it during the stream.
Jeez. For comparison the gravitational pull of the sun is 26g’s if you go on that roller coaster it will literally cause a black hole and kill everyone by ripping the universe apart. Or if a black hole doesn’t happen everyone on the ride would explode into tiny invisible atoms going super sayain speed. Imagine walking on a sidewalk and immediatly having a single atom of blood snipe you like a bullet
It's not going to form a black hole as there isn't nearly enough mass or energy in one place for that, but it will press the passengers into a fine red mist like a grape under a hydraulic press. Just wanted to point out that G-force as a result of rotation =/= G-force as a direct result of gravity.
11:19 "Just the two guys at the front get to ride the roller coaster." >Looks at vertical g-force. Oh no RTGame, I can assure you that the front two guys are also just as dead.
At this point, I think you don't even need an exit to the ride. By the time it returns to the station, they'll be so thoroughly destroyed that the seats will just smell funny, but there will be no other sign that anyone has ever been on the ride.
Well if you’re falling into a black hole, you’re not going to get crushed until you get close to the singularity. Before that happens, eventually you deal with tidal forces...basically the gravity you experience closer to the singularity is much grater than the force you experience further from it, so you’re stretched before you’re crushed. If you’re talking about g-forces near a black hole (your mass times the acceleration at that distance from the singularity), you’d somehow need to remain still next to the black hole to experience acceleration at rest....and get splattered. Now if you want something that could generate gravity by relativistic momentum and thus behave like a black hole...look at one of GrayStillPlays’ coasters and imagine standing near the track when it passes by.
Large black holes like the one at the center of our galaxy have very small acceleration near their event horizons, so there is a size of black hole that is equivalent to this rollercoaster. That size is about 4.5 billion solar masses, or 200 astronomical units.
That roller coaster doesn't just send you to Hell like all of Daniel's other roller coaster have previously done, but it takes you directly into the Shadow Realm
How do you and Call Me Kevin not share a home together? *thinks of all the chaotic evil energy* Update: Why don't you move to the other side of the country FAR away from Call Me Kevin. 10/10
I think RT is a being from another planet ingrained with an instinct to kill. It's like hardwired into him, so no matter how good his intentions are going into it, every minute increases the chance of death.
Yeah, that’s kind of what separates him from GrayStillPlays. RT: “Okay, let’s see if I can make this survivable...um...okay, that’s not survivable.” GSP: “Can I melt spacetime yet? Let’s put people on this thing and find out.”
RT: we're making a legit park Also RT: creates a ride that's only purpose is to blend people alive* We have very different ideas of what the word "legit" means 😂😂😂
0.23, 3:58 Love all the police cars going nuts and even going through some of them.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the ride, my god this is literally a very colossal blender.
Father : I'm home from work at dosney land ! Mom : did they make you can up the flesh again Father :... Mom:.... Father:..... Mom:..... Father , breaking into tears : EVERY TIME , MARTHA , EVERYTIME
10:55 There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!
6:35... Major conduces to anyone who stayed for when RT sat up that one sims game where he deleted every single residence lot, and then put in families of 8 Conners in each of them.
“That’s disappointing. It’s only at a vertical g-Force of 150 at the moment.”
Yeah RT, they’re only a _little_ goopy.
Well yeah, it's kinda disappointing considering that they've reached over 400 gs with previous blenders.
I mean, it's *only* the difference between a little goopy and molecular disintegration...
Normal people die at 6G this place is a fuckin bloodbath
Their brains are only somewhat a liquid
the sun has 28 g. that thing is probably a hydrogen fusion bomb
@@Dryfloorsign the sun *is* a hydrogen fusion bomb
Can’t even call it an experiment
It’s just human sacrifices to appease some pasty Irish kid
Vorzky yes
"A pasty Irish kid"
A bit redundant wouldn't you say?
yes an "experiment "
How dare you! He is not a mere boy, he is a daedric being of immense power!
@@creaturefeaturegonnageetch5111Yes. All shall know the master's glory!
A gentle blend at 50+ Gs.
You've only slightly evaporated into red mist. It could be worse after all.
Lmfao when he said gentle blend I fuckin lost it
Easton seiler I don't wanna go....
@@imthetrashman8620 turns to red bloodied dust
Except when GrayStillPlays makes a literal 800g+ coaster
You could have your atoms ripped apart and cause the entire park to be demolished via nuclear fission.
God bless RT. He tried so hard last time.
*He’s tried SO HARD not to murder.*
He deserves this blender.
this blender was absolute torture to create
How do you have 542 subs but no content?
I read this in RT's accent
@@puraasu when life gives you a victim, make lemonade..... IN THE BLENDER
As a treat
5:16
RT: "This is like a gentle blend"
Car: accelerates into the 5th dimension
"gentle"
"This is a gentle blend of 50+ Gs"
*Goes 10 times the certified and safe G forces of a modern fighter aircraft, double the force of the Sun, and is stronger than atleast 1/4th of known black holes*
Layton's Puzzle 🧩
666 likes
@@DrSabot-A I wouldnt be worried, selling your personal belongings is tax free from a tax return perspective so cant see centrelink looking hard at it. If they question it just login to your account and show them what youve sold, itll clearly show its not a business.
Allow me to make my own humble contribution.
**clears throat**
*_horizontal blender_*
Paul van Gemmeren oh god do it
*do you mean railgun?*
I know this is 7 months late, but *that sounds swell.*
Call it the Alabama Slammer
@@carinacomstock6902 and make it so you can only ride it with family
Fun fact, the furthest a human has gone is 46.2G’s for a few s e c o n d s.
This ride has a 100+G’s for 3 fucking minutes
Humans can only survive 9 what are you on about
@@manfredvonrichthofen214 they never specified that the human in question survived
You have a point
@@manfredvonrichthofen214 it was a test in the 1900s by the air force to test how much force humans can physically survive. The volunteer survived, but I don't think he every fully recovered. It is very possible I am wrong so I would recommend you do your own research, but I am pretty sure it is true.
Not true the actual level was 214 times the force of gravity
TH-cam: *Demonitises man for singing to hamster*
Also TH-cam: Monetises mass blending
Our god sorrow
Sorrow TV
TH-cam: WHERES ALL YOUR HAPPINESS NOW?!
Ohhh, poor Sorrow..
For Mass. Confusion. *Sexy Leg Splits*
Mom: “hey I just let your brother ride that new weird roller coaster where is he now?”
Me: “gone, reduced to atoms”
Was your brother annoying
I used the coaster to destroy my brother.
The coaster only takes two minutes but you'll be on it for the rest of your life.
Perfect!
Gold
😂
Griffin1171 i was watching this stream it was hilarious
😂👌
You basically made the most efficient euthanasia-coaster possible.
I wouldn't call 3 million tons of steel stretching a mile into the sky "efficient".
Upload your monthly video Peter
@@carl3710 time wise
Ah jeez, they've got enough kids over there as it is
More like overkill
Every RT video:
"I'm going to play normally."
5 minutes later...
*Mass genocide of virtual people*
*That is the norm*
*Imaging going on a roller coaster just to have your atoms ripped apart.*
You know, the Americans actually built a real, working missile that accelerates at over 100g. It launched from a standstill, and within five seconds it would hit over ten times the speed of sound. It was designed to shoot down incoming nukes, so the cost was justified.
Nike-X was the program's name- or Sentinel, or their precursors or one of those.
Riding in this blender would basically be like sitting in that missile during its flight.
Or vice versa: If you want to experience the feeling of RTGame's blender IRL instead of just imagining, you can simply convince the DoD to restart that program and use you as the warhead.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079
*_o u t s t a n d i n g_*
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 well no. In this rollercoaster, it's up to 400 G so...
Neolexious Neolexian Nike-X, like Nike, the goddess of victory. I like it.
Bruh moment
Customer: Oh this looks like a nice ride (gets on it)
*Perfectly cut scream*
:sits in back row:
*will it blend*
That is the question!
This is the most simple yet hilarious comment I’ve seen
Yes it will
@@TransAmeliaCat r/cursedcomments
*wIlL iT sIlMe*
"We are trying to make a legit park this time" *immediately cuts to the pits of hell*
Yaga blood fuck my car
@@shgds
I suggest you fill in the paperwork and apply. There’s no harm in trying. If you’re caring for your parents equivalent to a full time job then that may suffice.
It does sound like they’re nearing the end of life’s journey.
@@stevethea5250 I love posting random gibberish and seeing what people respond with.
@@shgds Memory metal glasses
These cutting edge frames withstand being misshapen or bent. Their super flexible sides are made from a hi-tech metal for an ultra-modern, minimalist look.
@@stevethea5250 hmm, I'm starting to think that ur a government robot sent out to see if coherent speech could develop over time... It didn't.
For comparison, the *Sun's* gravitational pull is only *28G*
Rocket sleds reach up to 46G. This thing reaches 10 times that. You're not just dead, you're literally blended into pulp.
underrated comment. also this blender has more gravitational pull than a freakin black hole.
@@rayzojams depends on the black hole mass
@@lain-ih6jj yeah, but still, around 250 G is still more than a black hole, whatever the size is
@@rayzojams not size, the MASS
150+ vertical G's. "It's not enough!"
Fighter pilots can withstand up to 15 G's MAXIMUM.
Fighter pilots are weak
@@rbxq ikr smh weak losers
_weak_
exactly those losers can’t withstand anything
Umm u mean up to 15 right. In oder to pass you need 9 to 15
student: what the hell are we ever going to use trigonometry for?
RT: *smiles*
*reads title*
Is this any different than any other time RT plays this game?
lmao
No
Yes...given that this was built off a park that he "actually" tried on
FireEMSLE Damn I felt that
Yes, he improved G-forces
4:20 the game was like "no, this is an awful idea. I'm sending you back"
4 2 0
Swingin30 Nice
nice
Nice
Nice
RTGame: It's too gentle!
*pulls 22G*
reaches 100g
He's a mercy full god. Wants to remove any kind of suffering from the process
@@Askejm it reaches 400g by the end
666 th liek
DelToro Perdedor 22 is still instantaneous
RT: I‘ll make them suffer
Me: *laughs in 2x speed*
In x0.25 he sounds like a true drunk Irishman
BendixCork... 0.50 is better.
@@user-kx3nj7kx9l ×0.5? Pathetic. Everyone knows the best speed is ×0
@@cultist_npc x0 is so good I had to watch it second time
Theoretically, this could be used as an actual rollercoaster....to make overpriced fruit smoothies for parkgoers.
"fruit"
@@bengal4047 more like organic, get it? organic?
From*
If you put actual fruit on it, you would have the smoothest smoothie in the world
Vegetable smoothies
Literally every time you play this game you make a human blender
...and i love it. Keep it up!
Only RT can say, “this is a weak roller coaster, only 150 G’s?”
Farhan Nahin I’m pretty sure that GrayStillPlays can say that too
Farhan Nahin ffs🤣🤣
Gs or G
‘ ‘ this was too weak, still 420 g’s!? ‘ ‘
@@negativepositive5263 Gs or G
RTGame: "It's too gentle" 5:15
*Vertical g-force pushes upper limits*
RT: I’m going to blend people
NPCs: aw shit, here we go again
Edit: TWO YEARS LATER I JUST NOW NOTICE I HAVE 2K LIKES THANK YOU
_momma mia, here we go again_
and i thought grey's npcs had it rough
_oh dios mio, here we go again_
Aw kurwa, here we go again.
Ai merda, here we go again
You need to play Universe Sandbox 2 and destroy the whole universe
NOOO WE DONT NEED A WORSE GOD
Bigbang
RtStillPlays
@@firstnamelastname7124 i see your point but he should do it
@Alvinsland2 why would he play payday 2 to destroy the whole universe
This roller coaster spins you 716 times at a starting speed of 175 miles per hour.
Sounds fun
@Please fucKINg KilL mE Yeah, but it was in the description
The best RT game vids are Sims, Cities, Roller Coaster, and everything open in the same manner. He always develops a malevolent god complex.
The best one for me is the Scribblenauts
how can you not mention his minecraft videoes where he makes hundreds of people build stuff? they're amazing
@@jenjen2239 Those are great in a different way. He takes a vague goal and the community goes nuts. But when he is the one with all the power and must do it all himself, that's where we truly shine.
@@jenjen2239 videos*
Joe Kewl cant forget the ross family adventures on the sims either bro 😂😂😂
"This might not kill them"
* 20g vertical g-force *
@Ionic777 in this specific scenario, the heart is not strong enough to pump blood into the brain, therefore they'd fall unconscious first and die shortly after because the brain just doesn't have oxygen to keep everything alive
@@namenamename390 pretty sure their blood vessels and organs would be ripped apart before they die from asphyxiation.
@@Gronkianer they'd just fucking die
@@soup7917 -GENERAL KENOBI-
Anyways, *_Their fuckin dead_*
@@Gronkianer that's also a possibility
"Why is no one coming to the blender TODAY?"
People went on it before?
God bless them people
What did ya think the parkgoers were breathing?
RTGame: I want to try and play the game properly this time.
Also RTGame: Turns off responsibilities.
Edit: Jesus where did all yall come from??
Hell, probably
(Replying to Edit) But where do we go?
Award speech edits...
Fool. There is no Jesus, this video proves it.
helpoqq Aye nice profile pic
Simply doing 12266/16 gives an answer of 766, so taking into account the rest of the track, the amount of rotations would be a little bit over 700. I'm so proud of whoever correctly calculated it during the stream.
It was my first stream people were pulling out some real trigonometry shit for this lol
@@amandashenton6634 if you're looking for dedicated fanbases then you can look up call me Carson they are seriously insane sometimes
@@CptHalbsteif He clearly likes it!
@@Cruxin yeah ik big man, that's why I wanted to show him more ^^
or 716x16 which gets 11456 which is the length of the blender section it self in meters
In every video, you sound like you're just smiling smugly while watching all hell break loose. And that's the vibe I'm here for.
we are all here for that vibe
Damn I wish I could just *turn off* responsibilities in real life
Ansh Soni ikr
Oof.
It's easy, just get addicted to heroin.
Imagine employee reports to RT, and he answers like this.
" *So everything with the park is wrong. and i'm not gonna fix any of it.* "
Jeez. For comparison the gravitational pull of the sun is 26g’s if you go on that roller coaster it will literally cause a black hole and kill everyone by ripping the universe apart. Or if a black hole doesn’t happen everyone on the ride would explode into tiny invisible atoms going super sayain speed. Imagine walking on a sidewalk and immediatly having a single atom of blood snipe you like a bullet
fun
It's not going to form a black hole as there isn't nearly enough mass or energy in one place for that, but it will press the passengers into a fine red mist like a grape under a hydraulic press.
Just wanted to point out that G-force as a result of rotation =/= G-force as a direct result of gravity.
i dont think it would cause a black hole but the friction between the extreme forces and the air would definitely cause a massive explosion
There was a dude that survived a hadron beam sniping through his face
11:19 "Just the two guys at the front get to ride the roller coaster." >Looks at vertical g-force.
Oh no RTGame, I can assure you that the front two guys are also just as dead.
In real live, their heads would lay on their lap.
Foxima Centauri
*WHAT HEADS?*
@@jackofallnades2908 good point.
At this point, I think you don't even need an exit to the ride. By the time it returns to the station, they'll be so thoroughly destroyed that the seats will just smell funny, but there will be no other sign that anyone has ever been on the ride.
I don’t think the seats would survive either. Or... any of the coaster.
Next video- Trying not to get sued by the government for being that monstrosity
DADDY I FOUND YOU AGAIN
Michael Wagner
Become *the* blender. Not just any blender. *The* Blender.
Not even for the crimes against humanity, it's just too ugly
I'd like this comment but it's at 666 likes
9:31
I love how the Excitement/Fear/ and Nausea is sloooowwwly going down... And then SKYROCKETS TO THE MAXIMUM AS THE RIDE STARTS TO SPIN! XDD
And this was the stream that RT truly developed his God like planet coaster powers when he discovered...
The settings
thegalaxy2012 oh god 😂
The Sui-Slide is my favorite! It combines my two favorite things: a will to die and comfort!
Sewer slide*
@@sci_pain3409 This ain't the poocano
rt basically just jelly-ifies people.
rt, you basically make the force of a *black freakin hole* with a god dam *roller coaster*
Dude no, a black hole has 150 trillion g force ON AVERAGE
Not quite. A black hole gravity is over a billion time stronger.
Zoey 47 still too dramatic of a change to matter
Well if you’re falling into a black hole, you’re not going to get crushed until you get close to the singularity. Before that happens, eventually you deal with tidal forces...basically the gravity you experience closer to the singularity is much grater than the force you experience further from it, so you’re stretched before you’re crushed.
If you’re talking about g-forces near a black hole (your mass times the acceleration at that distance from the singularity), you’d somehow need to remain still next to the black hole to experience acceleration at rest....and get splattered.
Now if you want something that could generate gravity by relativistic momentum and thus behave like a black hole...look at one of GrayStillPlays’ coasters and imagine standing near the track when it passes by.
Large black holes like the one at the center of our galaxy have very small acceleration near their event horizons, so there is a size of black hole that is equivalent to this rollercoaster. That size is about 4.5 billion solar masses, or 200 astronomical units.
Considering that we use 1 km for the booster and the station, we can calculate 11.000m / 4m = 2875.
You pressed Enter for at least *2875* times.
Wow
Nobody:
Not a single person:
RTGame: *Blender Coaster*
Edit: Holy fuck this got a lot of likes.
I'm a simple woman; I see Celeste profile pic, I like.
This meme is the final step before a blank space that somehow gets upvoted anyway.
@@arandompieceofinternettras6461 rat my ass for a vbuck?
RT: I'm not gonna kill anyone this time, I promise
*_Literally the next episode_*
Breaking news: Rtgame in jail after hundreds go missing at Disneyland knockoff
*Dosneyland
Hes going to jail for tax evasion
*Didneylan
Omg I've seen you on Mr Enter's channel.
dasneyland*
That roller coaster doesn't just send you to Hell like all of Daniel's other roller coaster have previously done, but it takes you directly into the Shadow Realm
Introducing the all new blender! *'more revolutions than france!'*
New benchmark for graphic cards is can it run a RT rollercoaster
New benchmark for internet speeds is to watch an uncompressed version of this video.
I have no witty comment I just love this channel.
Same
wholesome
Doctor: So how is it you wanna pass on??
Me: In the raddest way possible.
RTGame: I got you fam.
I love the implication that RT just waits outside of doctors offices waiting to heat that someone has a terminal illness.
FBI: oh so we’ve got an Irish guy here, RTgame. Here’s his descriptive video on blending mass amounts of the public for his amusement. Seems good
"Man after my own heart"
It took him one stream.
One stream, before he started blending people.
How do you and Call Me Kevin not share a home together?
*thinks of all the chaotic evil energy*
Update: Why don't you move to the other side of the country FAR away from Call Me Kevin.
10/10
From 200k to 1.7M in a couple months. All I can say is congrats.
Yeah just like FlareTV
@@rydumorick3877 Except RT actually produces content
I thought you were talking about his g-force
"It's too gentle"
_Vertical g-force: 40.41g_
_Gentle blend_
That's Rumble Tumble Games for you
Dude that's not what we call gentle... gentle is 120.43 G
He tries so hard not to kill people,
*But it just doesn’t work.*
The ride will tear your atoms apart
I think RT is a being from another planet ingrained with an instinct to kill. It's like hardwired into him, so no matter how good his intentions are going into it, every minute increases the chance of death.
Yeah, that’s kind of what separates him from GrayStillPlays.
RT: “Okay, let’s see if I can make this survivable...um...okay, that’s not survivable.”
GSP: “Can I melt spacetime yet? Let’s put people on this thing and find out.”
The first statement is debatable
I wouldn’t say that
Make a reverse blender where they go rly fast up, then get launched with the full power (er- speed) of the blender.
Bro this coaster is pulling over 400g when we can take a maximum of 9g. You would literally rip in half.
That's the point.
Not even half. You would be shredded.
*Rip and tear in quarters.
Nah just made into subatomic particles 😁
It would dissolve your DNA. bye bye you
"Alright let's take a look at the cinematic cam"
*violently shaking*
2007 : Can it run Crysis ?
2019 : Can it run The Blender ?
15 minutes after the video comes out and it almost has 15,000 views... talk about a dedicated fan base
We want to see what new afront to human decency RT created this time
Ah...
@@NuclearApocolypse thats this chanel in a nutshell
We indeed are dedicated
@@matthewkrohn6486 The real dedicated fans were watching a 5h long stream of him playing plants vs zombies today while this video was uploaded :)
i forgot how much more subdued RT was a couple years ago. A completely different RT than the one we know and love today
I felt like your computer was going to vomit during the roller coaster
It would have got off lucky compared to the guests on that hellbeast
0:36 "i_want_to_see_my_kids cheered! x100"
lmao
It was karen.
Alternate Title: "I attempt to hypnotize my viewers in the form of a rollercoaster in Planet Coaster
Nobody:
RT: *_BLEND THE MEN_*
Not just the men, but the women and the children too
Planet -coaster- Blender, make the death machines of your dreams, the only limit is your imagination
The only limit is your conscience*
RT: reloads a park
me: *WHAT IS THIS SORCERY*
RT: what a disappointment..only on a vertical g force of 150 at the moment
Edit: Thank you for over 400 likes!
150 G is nothing dude, I mean, an average 70kg person would only experience a weight force similar to a 18 wheeler. Who cares?
Das Die Der Erik Yeah tru I mean the rollercoaster with the most G force in the world is 6.3 G, so between that and a 150 G it’s practically nothing.
@@DasDieDerErik You know, a bullet impact is weaker that 150g, but bullets doesnt hurt.
@@lain-ih6jj How can you even convert a bullets velocity into the g force?
@@DasDieDerErik W = F × d.
"I'm gonna be here for a solid 10 minutes"
The last words of RT.
This "Blender" has more than 250g which is stronger than a literal black hole
I assure you, this is nothing compared to gravitational pull of a black hole.
Black hole's event horizon literally has about 150 trillion g
Boundary force of every black hole at Schwarzschild radius is Planck's force divided by 2 iirc, which is 0.6x10^44N.
@@puzzlemaniak420 nerd
@@poop143 jerk
Me searching through videos on YT: Nothing here is even half-decent!
Sees this video title: *now, this is quality entertainment*
human juice, with:
-more flesh
-more blood
-with ice
-fresh from rtgame
10:17 Rare Footage of the Large Hadron Collider's inner workings.
Math teacher: *that sacrifice his sanity to teach me math*
Me: *asleep*
RT: *just does math*
Me: *paying attention to my full extent*
Jesus, its time to stop with this role play text. Its fucking dumb, and hardly makes sense or is funny. Its time to stop
@@hayleycakes3435 "It's fucking dumb and hardly makes sense." Well so is RT, but he's still amazing.
@@MoleRat1-vh5vv Wait, you can wake up on the wrong side of a bed?
Hayley Cakes
penis
RT: we're making a legit park
Also RT: creates a ride that's only purpose is to blend people alive*
We have very different ideas of what the word "legit" means 😂😂😂
0.23, 3:58 Love all the police cars going nuts and even going through some of them.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the ride, my god this is literally a very colossal blender.
Kid: So mom what’s for dinner?
Mom: Blended human meat.
Kid: Again...
Mom: fuck no
Father : I'm home from work at dosney land !
Mom : did they make you can up the flesh again
Father :...
Mom:....
Father:.....
Mom:.....
Father , breaking into tears : EVERY TIME , MARTHA , EVERYTIME
Mom: Honey, why don't you quit. This job is too much for you to handle. We can look some where else.
The middle ages would applaud you for your creativity in making various torture devices.
RT: lets make a normal park!
Also RT: turns off every setting that makes it a normal park and then kills people.
Good ol’ RT
Me: Are we having human smoothie again daddy?
Daddy RT: Yes, call your friend Johnny, he will help me with the ingredients. :)
human smoothie
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*BRING IN THE S A C R I F I C E S*
@Winter Wolf
Me: Dad... Before I test this... Did you feed me Johnny?
Rtgame: Silly child. Johnny was always one with us. He's not even real remember?
Thunder mountain
Spaghetti mountain
I prepose....
Mountain mountain
Candy Valencia the mountain mama
No...
BlendTec™ Mountain
Furries always find a way to meet
@@madmoonrabbit uwu
Candy Mountain -Charlie-
I love how relaxed and casual RT is about this. This makes me laugh.
*rt turns off collision*
Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
10:55
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!
Nice poem.
Good Willy Wonka Refrence, it fits XD
6:35... Major conduces to anyone who stayed for when RT sat up that one sims game where he deleted every single residence lot, and then put in families of 8 Conners in each of them.
apparently obliterating the inside and outsides of happy customers gets on trending
congratulations!
*This is exactly what the internet is for and I'm proud to know this exists...*
"...Over 200x Earth gravity..."
"Goku" wants to: *Know your location*
*Sun Wukong
Next video: "the U.N. is trying to arrest for crimes against humanity"
Danganronpa: A guaranteed death by a top high speed roller coaster mimicking a blender?
*Takes notes*
*DESPAIR 100*
Butter
Stampede
Octo Expansion: Forcing cephalopods to collect 4 parts to make a blender and then killing them by blending them?
*more notes*
But now, on to the real question:
WILL IT BLEND?
RTGame: this is lagging, so bad!
Me: Hmph... Lucky
This sounds like my emotions during endgame
I love you 3000😭😭😭
@@viggo8213 what did you do?
I went for the head
tony stark dies
Shrek dies
I dies
RT: “We’re gonna play the actual game now.”
Also RT: *breaks game*
We're trying to build a real park
Me: (looks at title) sure