How to Grow a Blue Diamond

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  • @Vitaliuz
    @Vitaliuz ปีที่แล้ว +134057

    _- "Nice ring, girl!"_
    _- "Thanks, it''s my grandma."_

    • @sonictheflexhog6075
      @sonictheflexhog6075 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

      lmao I have a black cross with silver lining, that has my brothers ashes, that I wear everywhere I get a lot of comments, like “dude that’s such a badass cross” “I love your necklace!” And not _always_ but a lot of the time I’ll tell them, “thanks it’s actually my brothers ashes!” And it gets awkward. lmfao I don’t mean to do this, but it makes me feel good when someone comments on it, and I just want them to know that I DO appreciate it, because it IS something very special to me.

    • @fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4
      @fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

      You mean "it was ya grandmas "
      " Nono my grandma said she wanted to shine bright like a diamond"

    • @Specifix5
      @Specifix5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      ​@@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4 💀

    • @olddirtybooger
      @olddirtybooger ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Most under rated comment

    • @nicholassels7411
      @nicholassels7411 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A very literal lmao

  • @QisHD
    @QisHD ปีที่แล้ว +5512

    The phrase "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" just got a new meaning.

    • @AnonymousForCS
      @AnonymousForCS ปีที่แล้ว +23

      💀

    • @vihreelinja4743
      @vihreelinja4743 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden should be put under a PRESS and turned in to liquid.

    • @DPGDraws
      @DPGDraws ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oml 😂 I know what to do with my next enemies now

    • @uRimiRu
      @uRimiRu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😳

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Embed a diamond made from their ashes into a ring made from their bones

  • @M08J0
    @M08J0 ปีที่แล้ว +14170

    Hear me out: A James Bond villain, adorning himself with diamonds created from the ashes of his opponents.

    • @iamnothale
      @iamnothale ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Yes.

    • @beastdude
      @beastdude ปีที่แล้ว +450

      Some would say that....diamonds are forever. :P

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ​@@beastdudeI'd make the stronger diamond lol

    • @beastdude
      @beastdude ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TylerTMG lol

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@beastdude lonsdaite is the best I can do HOW IS IT SPELT

  • @WhoAmI-kb4vf
    @WhoAmI-kb4vf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4181

    I like the idea that he doesn’t use a respirator or mask. To know that he has someone’s grandpa inside of him, fills me with joy.

    • @atch300
      @atch300 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Why

    • @atch300
      @atch300 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      Why does that fill you with joy

    • @justins21482
      @justins21482 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dark humor, definition of....@@atch300

    • @Mythicalgoon
      @Mythicalgoon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

      @@atch300 hes being sarcastic man...

    • @aelfwealld
      @aelfwealld 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      I think you guys don’t understand him. The grandfather he’s talking about was called joy. It was his nickname.

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite ปีที่แล้ว +4535

    imagine someone has a full jewelry box of rings with diamonds like this, with the name of the person engraved on the inside of the ring. Sounds like some kinda villain story.

    • @nateyyetan858
      @nateyyetan858 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Could have them Lazer cut in the Diamond. Like how they do the serial numbers..

    • @nastiasudislavleva2894
      @nastiasudislavleva2894 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That.. Is something I'm gonna put in my dnd game. It's brilliant.

    • @JoeARedHawk275
      @JoeARedHawk275 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Could be some anime villain, where they make their enemies into diamonds after defeating them as a trophy

    • @snowballars
      @snowballars ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And they draw power from the soul diamonds or something

    • @nastiasudislavleva2894
      @nastiasudislavleva2894 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@snowballars or memories, personalities. And the wearer of such ring could pass themselves as that person (whose ashes in that diamond stone)

  • @sirbear4962
    @sirbear4962 ปีที่แล้ว +21695

    we’re literally watching someone’s deceased relative sit in a measuring cup

    • @iroj5413
      @iroj5413 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Fr underrated comment 😂

    • @numberonesilver6937
      @numberonesilver6937 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Nah, it’s just ashes, no organic matter 😢

    • @lazytedd93
      @lazytedd93 ปีที่แล้ว +739

      @@numberonesilver6937that’s exactly what ashes are. Organic matter lol

    • @KibaNicole
      @KibaNicole ปีที่แล้ว +6

      true

    • @Thatguy420-69
      @Thatguy420-69 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only like 1/1000th😊

  • @sus9271
    @sus9271 ปีที่แล้ว +4483

    imagine a whole family heirloom that has diamonds added to it everytime someone dies

    • @Slamson808
      @Slamson808 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      Infinity gauntlet of family members

    • @onepotatotwopotato8920
      @onepotatotwopotato8920 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      That sounds pretty cool ngl. Cool, but expensive.

    • @sus9271
      @sus9271 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@onepotatotwopotato8920 so true, but i mean not everyone dies at the same and maybe to make it work better you'd have to pay for your crystal yourself (unless you don't want to be added)

    • @watkinator4413
      @watkinator4413 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Brilliant. Until someone steals it.

    • @johngreen5069
      @johngreen5069 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Family jewels?....might of been done

  • @paulthedoge
    @paulthedoge 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    Someone is about to turn their family into infinity stones

    • @usipussi6647
      @usipussi6647 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂💀

    • @elijahknox4421
      @elijahknox4421 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know they're technically emeralds but I want to turn into super sonic

    • @Zack-4960
      @Zack-4960 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Infinity souls has a soul in it

    • @heshamsaadeh2295
      @heshamsaadeh2295 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yatora826
      @yatora826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I got family" -Dominic Toretto

  • @4chinsanonymoose37
    @4chinsanonymoose37 ปีที่แล้ว +3885

    The way he just says "these are human" is just so fucking funny

    • @ViniciusVetor
      @ViniciusVetor ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Later in the video you can see that it was Oscar Culp.

    • @tibtib295
      @tibtib295 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said it is pet's ashes

    • @leksasdf
      @leksasdf ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ​@@tibtib295no he didn't

    • @syntheticmonkey
      @syntheticmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@///AmgFanboi74 yeah he did. He said "People or pets ashes"

    • @leksasdf
      @leksasdf ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@syntheticmonkey...then pointed at the ashes and said "this is human" come on man, at least watch the video.

  • @larrytate4586
    @larrytate4586 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1155

    Grandma always said, “She was a diamond in the rough. “

    • @Scumful
      @Scumful 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      im your 100th like lol just wanted to acknowledge that.

    • @POL_IRIS
      @POL_IRIS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Cough* cough* 101th

    • @Scumful
      @Scumful 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@POL_IRIS ayye my guy! now its up to 115! hes rolling in likes. but i think its supposed to be 101st lmao or was that supposed to be joke? or genuine mistake? either way just letting you know incase. no hate

    • @user-py5qg1kp7p
      @user-py5qg1kp7p 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@POL_IRISt

    • @user-py5qg1kp7p
      @user-py5qg1kp7p 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@POL_IRIS9😅

  • @ewiwo
    @ewiwo ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    imagine someone stealing it and never knowing it's someone's else's deceased parent 💀

    • @StevenB83
      @StevenB83 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That's how you get fucking haunted

    • @123brendan100
      @123brendan100 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@@StevenB83 that's a hell of a antitheft system

    • @supworld8963
      @supworld8963 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@123brendan100 or more of a reason to take it for ransom

    • @Steel-Pinnings
      @Steel-Pinnings ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎼Down at the pawn shop.🎶

    • @StarFinderWebb
      @StarFinderWebb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@StevenB83 ghost arnt real. Just like Jesus.

  • @hakuboii3996
    @hakuboii3996 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +590

    This brings "A diamond is a girl's best friend" to a whole other level

    • @miguelguillen6496
      @miguelguillen6496 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      In the diamond zone

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or a diamond is someone's girlfriend.

  • @yeswithcheese
    @yeswithcheese ปีที่แล้ว +5491

    My man casually scooping out human remains like its protein powder

  • @shoosty6092
    @shoosty6092 ปีที่แล้ว +4791

    “You take about a half-cup of grandma-“

  • @MrPsychopathy
    @MrPsychopathy ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    1000 years after the apocalypse, you'll have necromancers looking for these from our ruins in order to imbed them into their staffs or some shit.

    • @lishrich
      @lishrich 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Underrated comment

    • @kevinpappers4494
      @kevinpappers4494 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      This.... This wins the comment section

    • @noodIemonster
      @noodIemonster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      origin story of the Infinity Stones

    • @marypaquette8705
      @marypaquette8705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I like the way you think😊

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Soul gems. Elder Scrolls is just future earth after billions of years of plate tectonics.

  • @hakimeben5999
    @hakimeben5999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    New threat unlocked:
    "I'll be wearing your ashes"

    • @SpartanGSD
      @SpartanGSD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wear my grandma's ashes in a gold star pendant lol

    • @francesconapoli9970
      @francesconapoli9970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kratos: hmh

  • @mvlad8725
    @mvlad8725 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    PLOT TWIST: Rose from the Titanic unknowingly threw out a preserved ancient giant.

    • @zinx6809
      @zinx6809 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It was the key to stop the aliens from invading earth. So sad that the secret weapon of humanity, that giant is now nowhere to be found

    • @mvlad8725
      @mvlad8725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zinx Numerous conspiracy theorists, along with the creative aid and technology of the ever-dedicated James Cameron, have spent the last decade plumbing the icy depths of several suspected key sites along the ocean floor, all in hopes of rediscovering this priceless historic marvel. Bear witness to the exciting finale on the latest episode of _Ancient Aliens_ ! Saturday, at 2 PM.

  • @conmilktea
    @conmilktea ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    "Loved one's carbon disc" is definitely an evolution material

    • @Iosaef
      @Iosaef ปีที่แล้ว +18

      finna craft a new outfit with that material 😂

    • @xasxter
      @xasxter ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Item: "Loved One's Carbon Disc"
      Description:
      A carbon disc made out of a loved one's ashes. Can be made into a Legendary "Soul Diamond" item.

    • @Mr_White69420
      @Mr_White69420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sounds like a pokemon evolution stone

    • @stinklewink2600
      @stinklewink2600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sound like something you would find in a futuristic Dark Souls

    • @M_u_t_e96024
      @M_u_t_e96024 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd eat it.. 😋 wait wait.. what..

  • @brardshepp
    @brardshepp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2354

    "We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us. Real Diamond Dogs."

    • @powerunderpressure5219
      @powerunderpressure5219 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Somebody had to say it

    • @JadeWarShitpost
      @JadeWarShitpost 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "Mmmm these ashes all over my FACE!"
      Lol

    • @avinavdutta9336
      @avinavdutta9336 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Shining light, even in death?

    • @sigmamale6128
      @sigmamale6128 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Honestly the best scene in gaming history

    • @TokenMCPE
      @TokenMCPE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Im happy someone referenced this

  • @daviclemons6910
    @daviclemons6910 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +785

    It's crazy to think about a loved one just being powder in a bag one day. The jewel that comes from it actually makes this seem not so rough.

    • @adnauseam7825
      @adnauseam7825 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      It’s really nice actually, gives you a family heirloom to be kept for god knows how long while also preserving someone’s memory

    • @Dweemo
      @Dweemo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      a diamond in the rough

    • @sarahcox9284
      @sarahcox9284 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'm not quite sure how I feel about this, on the one hand it would be lovely to have a diamond set in a piece of jewellery that was part of your loved one, the other part of me finds it very strange🤔

    • @kristopherdetar4346
      @kristopherdetar4346 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      As God said, “dust you are and dust you will return”. Genesis 3:19

    • @adnauseam7825
      @adnauseam7825 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sarahcox9284 i understand that but to me it seems more important than leaving a loved one in a grave and visiting it every so often it’s something you could look at every day and remember them

  • @randybugger3006
    @randybugger3006 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    Brings a whole new meaning to "family jewels"

    • @-LowResDream
      @-LowResDream ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok Amy schumer.

    • @crayon4203
      @crayon4203 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Coal to diamonds, sold to fools

    • @Ratsk1n
      @Ratsk1n ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FOUL 💀💀💀

    • @TheKaminoExtra
      @TheKaminoExtra ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅CHIIILLLL

    • @raisedbywolvesz
      @raisedbywolvesz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm dead lol

  • @DallasHarv
    @DallasHarv ปีที่แล้ว +18269

    family jewels.
    literal family jewels

    • @bleakk4606
      @bleakk4606 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Family meal

    • @beddie683
      @beddie683 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Jews*

    • @jpmotovlogs996
      @jpmotovlogs996 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      What if it’s a ball sack that was burned. It’s the family jewels jewels

    • @jpmotovlogs996
      @jpmotovlogs996 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What if it’s a ball sack that was burned. It’s the family jewels jewels

    • @pornhub1
      @pornhub1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @_squarecube
    @_squarecube ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    it seems weird but also very comforting that they are always with you not just figuratively but literally

    • @azietheazie
      @azietheazie ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *spiritually?
      Nice comment anyway 😅

    • @todd_raymond
      @todd_raymond ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Disrespectful to them.

    • @DonJulio600
      @DonJulio600 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah it is until someone steals it

    • @MixMastaCopyCat
      @MixMastaCopyCat ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@todd_raymond It's always weirded me out when strangers decide what is disrespectful to other strangers without having asked them first

    • @DILLIGAS-GAMING
      @DILLIGAS-GAMING ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd be worried I'd lose it, and what happends to the rest of the ashes ? I guess you get them back?

  • @brookeee_78
    @brookeee_78 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    "this is human" so casually was crazy 😭

  • @LuvBella333
    @LuvBella333 ปีที่แล้ว +3104

    A whole new meaning to "Family Jewels"

    • @bae_onetta
      @bae_onetta ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wouldn't you wanna make diamonds out of cremated balls

    • @imfromthegovandimheretohelp
      @imfromthegovandimheretohelp ปีที่แล้ว

      Top comment

    • @imfromthegovandimheretohelp
      @imfromthegovandimheretohelp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@bae_onettathe carbon left would be the size of diamond seeds lol

    • @FSEVeco
      @FSEVeco ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Collecting your dead relatives like the Infinity Stones. 😬

    • @JohnDoe-np4kt
      @JohnDoe-np4kt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imfromthegovandimheretohelppffft speak for yourself champ

  • @TheGamerPro191
    @TheGamerPro191 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    I think my favorite thing about the whole video is the respect he carries for those who are lost, he calls them loved ones and not the deceased or anything, to me that shows the care he puts into his work

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol where do you see respect in this

    • @Joethelegalweaseloffical
      @Joethelegalweaseloffical ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MIS315 they fucking explained where are you blind?

    • @Eclipse-lw4vf
      @Eclipse-lw4vf ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MIS315it’s respectful. He could talk about their ashes as if it was just a product he was making when in reality it’s someone’s remains that’s very dear to another. Saying loved one is much more respectful than saying deceased. While both are technically right and neither is disrespectful imo, saying loved one Carries more respect and genuine care than deceased

    • @BigSmokeLV
      @BigSmokeLV ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marketing technique

    • @MattSeconds
      @MattSeconds ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you just assume my gender?

  • @HuslWusl
    @HuslWusl ปีที่แล้ว +5534

    Imagine a necklace as a family heirloom that gets more and more gems added to it with every generation. Or a ring collection

    • @jwoods1732
      @jwoods1732 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      So I'm not the only one with that in mind.. could make a literal family tree ornament with these things

    • @STONYMONTANA243
      @STONYMONTANA243 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      The infinity gauntlet

    • @Kepler_2258
      @Kepler_2258 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@STONYMONTANA243 Lmao

    • @Will-mk5pj
      @Will-mk5pj ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Vaguely terrifying concept to explain but sounds very Skyrim, i’m in.

    • @Eli-rk7qy
      @Eli-rk7qy ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your a Genius I'm going to do that

  • @icecraftgaming8661
    @icecraftgaming8661 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    "How are black diamonds made?"
    My lawyer has advised me not to continue this joke

    • @t.nightmaressoul9769
      @t.nightmaressoul9769 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      XDD

    • @user-ko5cx1my1r
      @user-ko5cx1my1r 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you, but I think your right😅

    • @NirDavidovitz
      @NirDavidovitz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When NBA and WNBA unite 😂

    • @flahboi
      @flahboi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ofcourse using bla
      Nah,my lawyer call

  • @Otomazeman
    @Otomazeman ปีที่แล้ว +2152

    Let's all give respect to the Pirates for having ambitions to get treasures and jewelry. They're actually after your Mom.

    • @kccc13puh69
      @kccc13puh69 ปีที่แล้ว

      They trying to get dat booty.

    • @basicallyrk4018
      @basicallyrk4018 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're looking for Booty!

    • @dauntewright8850
      @dauntewright8850 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      So that's why it's called pirates booty

    • @nuttynoah5342
      @nuttynoah5342 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So they think that my mom is a gem and a treasure. What charming gentlemen 😍

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 ปีที่แล้ว

      So, they were after booty after all...

  • @dhananjayjoshi7574
    @dhananjayjoshi7574 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1200

    The content I pay my internet bills for

    • @J_Star_34
      @J_Star_34 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I've never seen this comment on anything else and that's surprising. I loved thst comment

    • @hitzoneproductions7858
      @hitzoneproductions7858 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gold

    • @Vogo
      @Vogo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yup we need this comment in these bad times of shilposting

    • @user-es2fn1ki4v
      @user-es2fn1ki4v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The comment I pay my Internet bills for

    • @Froke415
      @Froke415 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In a good or bad way

  • @scottreynolds5289
    @scottreynolds5289 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Something old, something new, something borrowed AND something blue…
    Nailed it.

    • @pfranks75
      @pfranks75 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s funny!

    • @sylviaivie7047
      @sylviaivie7047 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bet you don't know the final phrase in that saying and what it means.

    • @Jujubee87
      @Jujubee87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brain is tired... what's the borrowed part?

    • @TotallyFreakingRandom
      @TotallyFreakingRandom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@Jujubee87the body,I guess

    • @dlclarke1994
      @dlclarke1994 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exceptional 🤣

  • @elysej87
    @elysej87 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I can’t wait till I can afford to have a diamond made! I just lost my last pet coturnix quail to cancer and I want her ashes turned into a little pink diamond to put into a ring. I miss her so much but it would be such a beautiful way to remember such a beautiful little soul ❤️

    • @tnynfox1669
      @tnynfox1669 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This quail is so overcooked, its owner is wearing it as a ring

  • @sora2534
    @sora2534 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    imagine instead of a family masoleum you have a family jewelry cabinet

    • @57ha
      @57ha ปีที่แล้ว +52

      engrave their faces on their diamond

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ☠️☠️

    • @Teqnyq
      @Teqnyq ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Now this here, son... Is your great uncle Tom

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Vex
      I think it actually sounds kinda cool.

    • @pantazev
      @pantazev ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Vex, but is it?

  • @TPerez1021
    @TPerez1021 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    "Black diamonds are made from the souls of our enemies."

    • @epicnoob5160
      @epicnoob5160 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're made from black people

    • @TheA4knight
      @TheA4knight ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait that sounds a little racist

    • @krapture
      @krapture ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "I thought I could only fill up black diamonds with black sou-"
      "NO NO NO"

    • @generalgrievous262
      @generalgrievous262 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @ShwadZ How is that remotely racist whatsoever

    • @TrazynPrime
      @TrazynPrime ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TheA4knightwhen you look for racism in everything eventually start seeing everything as racist

  • @barrydillard2130
    @barrydillard2130 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    a true soul gem.

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Sorry grandma, I need to recharge my Daedric War Axe

    • @BAD_HOBO
      @BAD_HOBO ปีที่แล้ว +14

      M'aiq was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while.

    • @CMyBigHarryBLLS
      @CMyBigHarryBLLS ปีที่แล้ว

      Soul left at death I know it's a joke just pointing it out

    • @skillissue25
      @skillissue25 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      to the soul cairn with you

    • @snakesaredragons
      @snakesaredragons ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whippethacreem7299 😂

  • @syamnakmuay89
    @syamnakmuay89 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I knew it.they made them and promoted them over and over again that they are the most valuable jewellery on earth.thank you for the great knowledge.

  • @martinvargas1346
    @martinvargas1346 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    Honestly this feels like a better way to carry someone you love with you. Just as long as you don’t try to sell it

    • @electronicsandmusic2077
      @electronicsandmusic2077 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *sells it*

    • @TrazynPrime
      @TrazynPrime ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@electronicsandmusic2077”im here to sell a diamond” okay what grade? “My grandpa”

    • @electronicsandmusic2077
      @electronicsandmusic2077 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TrazynPrime LMAOOOO

    • @electronicsandmusic2077
      @electronicsandmusic2077 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TrazynPrime grandma left me only $2000 in her will so I’m here to sell her

    • @maziacthegreat5805
      @maziacthegreat5805 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unrelated what would they be worth,
      No I don't want to sell my grandpa just morbid curiosity if you will

  • @lukasluger6258
    @lukasluger6258 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    “These are human-“ said so fucking casually

    • @Rin-vh9so
      @Rin-vh9so ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WE'RE human.

    • @JorgeSanchez-sh2nl
      @JorgeSanchez-sh2nl ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What stage of capitalism is this?

    • @spookydooky666
      @spookydooky666 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean it should be a casual thing. We treat death like it's this cursed, forbidden thing. It's gonna happen to us all eventually.

    • @JuniperofTheWolves
      @JuniperofTheWolves ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ⁠@@spookydooky666death shouldn’t be feared, dying should be a part of everyone’s knowledge. A death in the family is easier to cope with when you aren’t afraid or you understand that the clock stopped for that individual. You cry, you grieve, then you stand up and move along

    • @f804.de.ruyter
      @f804.de.ruyter ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Rin-vh9soi have no idea man, the type the communists were afraid of

  • @catfishrob1
    @catfishrob1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1251

    "The loved one's carbon disc" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd hear.

    • @mikathomo391
      @mikathomo391 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yea... something about it doesn't feel right.

    • @TheVeganVanguard
      @TheVeganVanguard 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We've been turning loved ones into carbon discs for years now so it was just a matter of time Rob 😂

    • @kkalama9877
      @kkalama9877 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Carbon disc...like the Netflix show Altered Carbon.

    • @drcakemd7114
      @drcakemd7114 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We truly live in a timeline

    • @10_1_25_TSLR
      @10_1_25_TSLR 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheVeganVanguardbut Rob's a catfish I don't think any of his "loved ones" even know about carbon or carbon discs

  • @adamhayden5152
    @adamhayden5152 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    My dog died 6/28/23 and I wish I would’ve know about this before. Would’ve been nice to have her with me the rest of my life.

    • @melodygangrecords1582
      @melodygangrecords1582 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It's better to know where they are buried rather than do this and lose the diamond

    • @jericosunio9673
      @jericosunio9673 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The memories you've had and made with her through all the years is good enough :)

    • @jd2161
      @jd2161 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@melodygangrecords1582 lol no, it's not. Do people lose wedding rings often?
      Animal Graves get dug up often.
      Areas get cleared out.
      This is truly for life

    • @Iam_Yu627
      @Iam_Yu627 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So sorry.

    • @littlewolfpovs9164
      @littlewolfpovs9164 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My parents have her burried in their garden. I have her x-rays at my home and her collar. If I'd have her made into a diamond I'd wear everyday, I'd cry everyday. But at the same time it'd be comforting. Did you burry yours?

  • @danisgud8365
    @danisgud8365 ปีที่แล้ว +10070

    Ahh, yes, let me get spare human ashes real quick so I become rich.

    • @adamdadds4566
      @adamdadds4566 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Any carbon will do

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope ปีที่แล้ว +234

      ​@@adamdadds4566 everything else is boring tho

    • @N0411REGIS
      @N0411REGIS ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ​@@TantalumPolytope you got the point there

    • @notoriousnite
      @notoriousnite ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Not how that works… you won’t become rich. The cost to have them do it is way more than the diamond ends up being worth.

    • @ligmabouls
      @ligmabouls ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@notoriousnite stfu bro. Diamonds are useless rocks anyway. Diamonds are worth what people wanna pay for it. If noone bought any jewelry they would be scattered around the streets... rocks.....

  • @dosilebanana5087
    @dosilebanana5087 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    "I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds."

    • @eltiopavilla5520
      @eltiopavilla5520 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      V snake starts eating the ashes

    • @MinillaIF
      @MinillaIF ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is this from metal gear or some other game? It's so familiar.

    • @gcm347
      @gcm347 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MinillaIF I looked it up and it says it's from metal gear solid V, so yeah! :D

    • @eltiopavilla5520
      @eltiopavilla5520 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MinillaIF mgsv

    • @Rhanissomeidiot
      @Rhanissomeidiot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The punpun pfp man.......

  • @sergiv5613
    @sergiv5613 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    I don't really bother making them, I usually just harvest the soul gems I need from enemies or buy them.

    • @vicous_wolf
      @vicous_wolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @boppin403
      @boppin403 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Skyrim reference ❤

    • @DogmadawgMAMR
      @DogmadawgMAMR ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@boppin403elder scrolls reference booooi

    • @vibez2806
      @vibez2806 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I normally just spam it to fast level conjuration

    • @vicous_wolf
      @vicous_wolf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vibez2806 🤣

  • @nN0_ONE_EVER
    @nN0_ONE_EVER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Hey where's Grandma?"
    "Right here 💍"

  • @marilyn.4224
    @marilyn.4224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1023

    I wish I'd known this was possible when I had my late husband's ashes. We'd been happily married almost half a century when he died of cancer. I always told him he was my diamond in the rough, since I had no engagement ring.😊

    • @_The_official_opp_stoppa
      @_The_official_opp_stoppa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Sorry for your loss. 😔

    • @thenia8472
      @thenia8472 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Brooo that wouldve been SO POETICALLY BEAUTIFUL

    • @OG710
      @OG710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm sry for your loss 🙏

    • @randallsmerna384
      @randallsmerna384 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Did you bury his ashes or scatter them? If buried you can exhume them to get the necessary ashes... (There is a legal way to do it. I believe you need to petition the court to allow it but you have to pay for all the related fees).
      I know my Pop is about 3' down in a plastic bag, in a cardboard, cubed, box, at the bottom of a square hole, in front of his tombstone.

    • @ravenblackwing7888
      @ravenblackwing7888 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That’s so sweet. I’m sorry for your loss 😭😭😭

  • @ORGANICsoulJAZZ
    @ORGANICsoulJAZZ ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Gives an entirely new meaning to 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' 🤔

    • @thekatinator1926
      @thekatinator1926 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "This one is my dog Fifi, this one is my cat Stinker, this one is my gerbil Monica..."

    • @tashsims4535
      @tashsims4535 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      'Diamonds ARE forever'

    • @sterlinggecko3269
      @sterlinggecko3269 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Diamond used to be a girl's best friend 😆

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@thekatinator1926"And this is my right leg that I lost in an accident to be replaced by a prosthetic" 😉

    • @kathrynb4683
      @kathrynb4683 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well! That just sent chills up my spine...😲😝😏😁

  • @orangessmeel245
    @orangessmeel245 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    I am wondering how much this costs. My black lab just died and it would be great to see her as a a jewel that she was. Thank you, this made my day seeing that you can do this.

    • @angelaschnepp9953
      @angelaschnepp9953 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Starting price is 3k I just looked it up for the same reason

    • @orangessmeel245
      @orangessmeel245 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@angelaschnepp9953 Thank you, I will have to look into places near me

    • @Elina_Strongbear
      @Elina_Strongbear ปีที่แล้ว +208

      ​@@orangessmeel245 if you can't afford anything expensive you can get the ashes put in resin. My dog passed away last year and her ashes were put into a ring with pigment the same colour as her coat (Pepper corn mix) it looks lovely and it was only £40. A few shops on Etsy do it.

    • @orangessmeel245
      @orangessmeel245 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Elina_Strongbear alright that might be what I do, thanks

    • @randybugger3006
      @randybugger3006 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@angelaschnepp9953 that's affordable. I wonder how many stones can be made out of one person?

  • @yousifgamer0073
    @yousifgamer0073 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Yo bro, nice wedding ring"
    "Its my dad"
    "You mean your dads ring?"
    "No, its my dad"

  • @ATable4You
    @ATable4You ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Her: "Babe have you seen the dog anywhere?"
    Him: "No, but I did get you a nice engagement ring."

  • @TheCycloneable
    @TheCycloneable ปีที่แล้ว +571

    I finally understand what Venom Snake said in MGS V: "We'll make diamonds out of their ashes, carry them to the battlefield"

    • @chamsbenzina
      @chamsbenzina ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man of culture as i can see ❤

    • @salmahlizerd
      @salmahlizerd ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ve been wondering for years why i kept finding diamonds in the desert in MGSV 😅 NOW I KNOW WHY

    • @moneyong5451
      @moneyong5451 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just don't say to much about mgsv just about to finish guns of patriots

    • @TY-PO
      @TY-PO ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *A staff member has died*

    • @RollingxBigshot
      @RollingxBigshot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moneyong5451 oh what a journey you have

  • @ditt0550
    @ditt0550 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    “Half cup of ashes” literally costed an arm and a leg for this diamond

    • @Nabeel.Kamal.Ansari
      @Nabeel.Kamal.Ansari 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Animals can be used

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Nabeel.Kamal.AnsariDONT DISRESPECR VEGAN COMMUNITY LIKE THAT EEVER AGAIN!!!

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Nabeel.Kamal.AnsariLEAVE ANIMOLS AÖONE

    • @charck
      @charck 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@scoper7897what Are you gonna do about it😂😂😂

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@charck USIT DOWN

  • @thomasdickson35
    @thomasdickson35 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After he said "take a half cup of ashes" my brain was actually anticipating the rest of the recipe. 💀

  • @jonathandavidson9154
    @jonathandavidson9154 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    Like a phoenix that rises out of its ashes as it passes. Ingenious

  • @user-tf3qv9jg2k
    @user-tf3qv9jg2k ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Imagine some ultra rich guy collecting his enemy ashes and turning them into Infinity Stones for his Gauntlet.

    • @mojoe8005
      @mojoe8005 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @animovie1
      @animovie1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that really got me man 😂

    • @PauIieWalnuts
      @PauIieWalnuts ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy crap that's great

    • @alexpeoples95
      @alexpeoples95 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for this XD

    • @Watermelon_Man
      @Watermelon_Man ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is very underrated😂😂

  • @somenormaluser2407
    @somenormaluser2407 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    I have decided... I want to be a diamond when I'm older.

    • @deadplaya
      @deadplaya ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eh I just wanna be buried in my old car at the bottom of the sea

    • @dewy341
      @dewy341 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@deadplayayou can make that happen any time you want😅

    • @danny-fu2zd
      @danny-fu2zd ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@deadplayayou should try to reach out to Ocean Gate company, they will fulfill your wish while you are still alive.

    • @tsukimaru131
      @tsukimaru131 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why wait? 😂 You cold be one next month if you're ambitious enough

    • @cannondorf
      @cannondorf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shine On, You Crazy Diamond!

  • @buhrrito
    @buhrrito 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That's beautiful. Your loved ones ashes as a diamond. Wow, that is eternal. Kudos. 💯

  • @HACKTACULAR.
    @HACKTACULAR. ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    He whipped out his family jewels, and they were the most beautiful pair I’ve ever seen 🤩

    • @manniefresh7354
      @manniefresh7354 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      My jewels were blue one time. Not fun

    • @hadi878
      @hadi878 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bro 😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tusar7864
      @tusar7864 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did whipping result in cream ?

    • @RoyalTfrii
      @RoyalTfrii ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ayo 🤨📸

    • @NapsAreBetterThanSex
      @NapsAreBetterThanSex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@manniefresh7354 only one time? Sure.

  • @BaabuBawarchi22
    @BaabuBawarchi22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1187

    This guy is a gem.

  • @yolaramz8666
    @yolaramz8666 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I actually like the idea. Out of ashes comes something beautiful that you can use

    • @thetruthexperiment
      @thetruthexperiment ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Use for what?

    • @davidroyl2241
      @davidroyl2241 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@Joey Mormann it's a nice way to hold the memory of someone dear to you.

    • @SJ47668
      @SJ47668 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s very expensive.

    • @KM-wf9yx
      @KM-wf9yx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SJ47668 - Not compared to a freaking funeral cost, it's not!

    • @deadpool6072
      @deadpool6072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean, something beautiful that you can sell

  • @RacerTheNPC
    @RacerTheNPC 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    “What is your final wish before you die?”
    “I wanna be a diamond…”
    😭😭😭😭
    “We have to fulfill her wish”
    “DAMN GIRL NICE RING!”
    “Thanks, it’s my grandma”
    💀💀💀

  • @bercor4948
    @bercor4948 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    Imagine a burglar stealing a jewel box. Not realizing he just took 3 generations, a dog and a hamster with him.

    • @Basementjacks
      @Basementjacks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Don't forget the family beloved parrot. But died by accident because it played with the dog a little too rough

    • @bercor4948
      @bercor4948 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Basementjacks worst thanksgiving. Ever.

    • @PabloPicasso-jx2wk
      @PabloPicasso-jx2wk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😢

  • @Smorans
    @Smorans ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I like how he calls it “the loved one” idk why, but it’s really nice, maybe because it feels like he’s staying mindful that it’s not just carbon, it’s the remains of someone that was loved ❤️

    • @descentmvm
      @descentmvm ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yea thats what i was thinking too.. alot of people nowadays are quite "cold" its nice seeing there is still good people out there it gives me hope.

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      youve heard of corpse bride the movie
      now the sequel is coming out, "The Corpse Ring"
      yeah, ummm no. im fine just passing on the ring grandpa engaged to my grandma with. no need to make a cremation ring.
      i get it, "ashes to ashes, dust to dust"
      carbon is air but also is diamond.
      but i refuse to convert my ancestors into a item of economic value.

    • @isaacholzwarth
      @isaacholzwarth ปีที่แล้ว

      It weirded me out. Feels a lot more like a sales tactic to distract from the fact they're profiting off of people's dread relatives.

  • @johnnylego807
    @johnnylego807 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love this company, I buy one too remind me of my ex after every relationship. Looks good on a ring!

  • @Theparadisechannel
    @Theparadisechannel ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Just when you want to rest in peace but people mistaken you for a diamond piece.
    Edit: Never had so many likes before. I'm quite famous. Thanks lovely people. Stay blessed.

  • @davidhg117
    @davidhg117 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

    "We'll make diamonds from their ashes"
    *Man who sold the world by Midge Ure starts playing*

  • @tylersingleton9284
    @tylersingleton9284 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    The rough version looks better than the cut one. Makes it look like a unique gem in Skyrim that you would hord instead of selling.

  • @memecached
    @memecached ปีที่แล้ว +666

    gives a whole new meaning to "shine bright like a diamond"

    • @kennybagpipes
      @kennybagpipes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shine on you crazy diamond

    • @itsoktoberight4431
      @itsoktoberight4431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kennybagpipes I was going to say that also but these young people probably wouldn't get it

    • @Cyan_Ryan
      @Cyan_Ryan ปีที่แล้ว

      I could only think of Jaboody Dubs when I saw this comment.

    • @Gatsu_Gambino
      @Gatsu_Gambino ปีที่แล้ว

      Diamonds don't shine... they refract light

    • @memecached
      @memecached ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gatsu_Gambino "Diamonds shine because they have a high refractive index."
      Definition of shine: to send out or to send back (reflect) light; to be bright
      Therefore, diamonds do shine. Learn and comment rather than trying to act like a smartass. It's a lifelong skill that will help you in future from making a fool of yourself.

  • @Sheikmeister69
    @Sheikmeister69 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "I won't cast your ashes to the heartless sea..... You're all diamonds"

    • @zro9712
      @zro9712 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this😂

    • @HintsV2
      @HintsV2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🫡 We're Diamond Dogs.

    • @andvjuan
      @andvjuan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🫡

    • @bigobloks1656
      @bigobloks1656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for commenting this! 🙏

    • @DYeahGo
      @DYeahGo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wooh! Lezgo D-Dogs!

  • @chez36
    @chez36 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Whatchu wearing?"
    "My dad."
    "What?"

  • @everyrickneedsamorty
    @everyrickneedsamorty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This took sentimental to the next level for sure💪🏼

  • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
    @K_J_Coleman_Composer ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I adore how forthcoming you are about the behind the scenes of diamonds. Not many people realize how accessible diamonds are, much less that you can make them at all

    • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
      @WATCHMYCLIPSZ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The diamond conspiracy 😮

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yep. Natural diamonds aren’t even rare. In some parts of the world, you can literally just dig them up in top soil in decent amounts. Gems like rubies, sapphires, and emeralds are all drastically rarer

    • @lordsofafan372
      @lordsofafan372 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@razrv3lc you can thank the debeers group for the diamond "scarcity" . There's whole warehouses full of the things in reality. Tons and tons just stashed away. If I remember right it was then who made up the whole diamond engagement ring myth, now tradition. They needed a reason for them to have such high prices.

  • @StillAlekh
    @StillAlekh ปีที่แล้ว +134

    -"Hey, nice ring"
    -"Thanks, it's my grandpa"
    -"Oh, you mean your grandpa's, right?"
    -"No, it is my grandpa"

  • @X10N1C
    @X10N1C ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Really took "Grandma will always be with you" to a whole other level

  • @heidiallen4563
    @heidiallen4563 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My dad was an avid rockhounder and lapidarist most of his life. We always talked about making him into a rock when he passed. He’s been gone 2yrs but the cost of doing this is absolutely insane.

  • @sin3358
    @sin3358 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    My friend told me she will save enough money to get her ashes turned to diamonds so all the people important to her will get something valuable after her death. I actually find this very heartwarming 🥺

    • @marvinthemartian4044
      @marvinthemartian4044 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that

    • @ferst262
      @ferst262 ปีที่แล้ว

      Horrible idea. Allow people to get over you and remember you for the good moments you shared, not for carrying a piece of your compressed corpse around..

    • @Theothevaultscribe
      @Theothevaultscribe ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Unfortunately these types of diamonds aren’t worth that much, if anything. It’s very sweet but still.

    • @thunderstar254
      @thunderstar254 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumbest idea I've ever heard 🤦

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Theothevaultscribe your mom isn’t t worth that much either

  • @Sameoldage
    @Sameoldage ปีที่แล้ว +754

    That’s so sweet. I don’t care what bad puns or jokes ppl say, but if I outlive my pups then this is how I will keep them with me

    • @AlexanderMason1
      @AlexanderMason1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do you have hundreds of thousands of dollars to spend on this? Because that’s how much it costs. Diamond \s aren’t cheap. Nor is growing them. Nor is growing them out of your dogs ashes.

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A 0.10 to 0.19 carat colorless or blue memorial diamond will cost you $2,999 and a 3.00 carat colorless or blue diamond will cost you $50,000. I mean not the cheapest, but still not as expensive as you make it out to be.

    • @AlexanderMason1
      @AlexanderMason1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zellafae you obviously haven’t looked up how much they charge. You are speaking out of your rear end.

    • @AlexanderMason1
      @AlexanderMason1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zellafae also that diamond is a lot bigger than that. Besides you’re not just paying for the diamond but you’re paying for the process required to turn your pets ashes into a diamond.

    • @pepepantuflas1
      @pepepantuflas1 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus ปีที่แล้ว +807

    This is how I want to be presented at my funeral. Maybe every family member gets converted into a diamond, and eventually you end up with an heirloom treasure chest of ancestors formed into diamonds.

    • @PythonPlusPlus
      @PythonPlusPlus ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Jimmer Pholiom If I just turned everyone I know into diamonds, I wouldn’t have very many.

    • @punkassparker
      @punkassparker ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would be awesome if each diamond didn't cost thousands of dollars

    • @hangingchad_
      @hangingchad_ ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Some serial killer out there just had a great idea...

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or read your comment of said great idea lol X3

    • @OccupiedHandle
      @OccupiedHandle ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can already imagine the meeting b.w the main character and the serial killer at a bar where he opens a suitcase and shows the diamonds made out of the ashes of his victims

  • @stevencarl8350
    @stevencarl8350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My problem with this is the shaping. Knowing that chunks of a loved one just being ground off and thrown away

  • @TY-PO
    @TY-PO ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Now I understand what Venom Snake meant by making diamonds out of the infected staff members in MGSV.

    • @smbrkong499
      @smbrkong499 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That mission hurt me bruh

  • @tonymonxana992
    @tonymonxana992 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

    Fun fact: this is how you can make a diamond stronger than the natural diamonds found in the earth! They may be synthetic but they’re structurally better

    • @Mustang-fu6on
      @Mustang-fu6on 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      I really don't get why people say synthetic diamonds are worse than real ones. Oh, wait, I do.
      People have been artificially inflating the price of diamonds to keep its industry afloat.
      Like there's no actual distinction between a "real" diamond and an artificial one - but sellers will still tell you that artificial are worse.

    • @TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass
      @TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@Mustang-fu6onThat's not even considering the fact that natural diamonds are mined with child slaves.
      You might as well get a necklace made of child slaves teeth

    • @OUTDOORS55
      @OUTDOORS55 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No, that's actually not true

    • @chrisfalx3251
      @chrisfalx3251 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Mustang-fu6on there definitely is a distinction between them u just said it , in the structure perfectly as opposed to natural ones

    • @Mustang-fu6on
      @Mustang-fu6on 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@chrisfalx3251 yeah, but if it worked by that logic, artificial ones would be more expensive. Not the opposite.

  • @Lordran_Penance
    @Lordran_Penance ปีที่แล้ว +93

    *"We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us."*

  • @Supra6315
    @Supra6315 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pops really been passing down the riches

  • @nelsontembo8324
    @nelsontembo8324 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    this gives " you're precious to me" a new meaning

  • @P8NT1
    @P8NT1 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    I can’t wait to do this tutorial with my grandma

    • @_Jean_Pierre_Polnareff
      @_Jean_Pierre_Polnareff ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Komentarze lepszy od filmu

    • @artman3
      @artman3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😆 🤣 😂 💀

    • @MrWiseinheart
      @MrWiseinheart ปีที่แล้ว

      With her participating or being part of the experiment?

    • @jeanlawson9133
      @jeanlawson9133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor Granny..... AIN'T IT JUST AIN'T IT 😎 lols

    • @dannydetonator
      @dannydetonator ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would be honored if my grandchild implied this..
      Only thing, i'm not planning on having kids, never mind a grandchild😭😅

  • @BatFan_Attic
    @BatFan_Attic ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "No I am not a necromancer . it's just a family heir loom"

  • @lorilynnepowell6869
    @lorilynnepowell6869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Totally awesome,this is what I said I wanted when I pass. I saw this a few yrs ago n I thought it was so friggin cool. What away to last forever in someone's life. ❤

  • @SoloJedi420
    @SoloJedi420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    "Your really gonna shine like a diamond" last words ever heard 😂😂

    • @VaibhavBain
      @VaibhavBain 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't wanna shine anymore😂

  • @KK-iq6jq
    @KK-iq6jq ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Gives a whole new meaning to blood diamonds.

  • @Zer0cul0
    @Zer0cul0 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    If I ever need a soul gem for making a proper phylactery, this is the guy I'm turning to.

    • @Miskeen-33
      @Miskeen-33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What? Like the thing you tie around your head and arm?

    • @idiotically-everything
      @idiotically-everything ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@Miskeen-33 No, it's the thing that keeps liches alive

    • @Miskeen-33
      @Miskeen-33 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @idiotically-everything oh aight idk man I thought they were talking about teffilin

    • @shaunbeckett9475
      @shaunbeckett9475 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine being this disillusioned 😬🤣

  • @destroyerdog
    @destroyerdog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I die, I want to be turned into a diamond no joke I want to shine bright like a diamond, and for my kid to have something to remember me by.

  • @L2_Impart
    @L2_Impart ปีที่แล้ว +600

    That's actually a nice form to carry memories of your loved ones forever

    • @codpug
      @codpug ปีที่แล้ว

      Until your methed up brother sells grandma to the pawn shop

    • @MLD11
      @MLD11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until you die and your grandma ends up in a porn shop-never to rest 🙄 stupid

    • @016steamy
      @016steamy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Forever?

    • @tyrikforsythe981
      @tyrikforsythe981 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh I’d make sure it became a tradition in the family…

    • @imnolongerasking5933
      @imnolongerasking5933 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​​@@tyrikforsythe981"This ring was my father, and this ring was my father's father."

  • @julisagonzo1
    @julisagonzo1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    I knew an artist who would mix pet ashes with paint and use the mixture to paint portraits of your pets. She was amazingly talented. Sadly I lost her info. But I'm thinking any pet portrait artist can do it. I love how creative people are getting with being able to commemorate your best friend!

    • @sCarrieCemetery
      @sCarrieCemetery 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      There are tattoo artists who will mix ashes into the ink for your tattoo. It's wild all of the different things that you can do with cremains these days! 🙌🏻

    • @nate6045
      @nate6045 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think artwork sounds a lot better than diamonds.

    • @Jay-rl3bw
      @Jay-rl3bw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nate6045Both are beautiful ideas and neither should be discredited

    • @Poopypanties
      @Poopypanties 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@stumpbumpers no it's not goofy

    • @anyastar8
      @anyastar8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sCarrieCemeteryinteresting.... But is that actually safe?

  • @alternatelifee
    @alternatelifee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    Bro really made a chaos emerald out of his fallen foes

    • @Rawnchy
      @Rawnchy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sp0opy
    @Sp0opy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Instructions unclear, my dog is now incinerated and blue diamond from Steven universe is trying to dominate me

  • @oggyreidmore
    @oggyreidmore ปีที่แล้ว +2258

    With 6 kids, you can make infinity stones that combine to make a Mom gauntlet.
    Edit: Apparently everyone is taking this to mean that a mother has 6 dead kids (or worse, KILLED 6 kids) and made stones with them. No. The mother had 6 kids. The mother died. The kids used her ashes to make 6 stones that combine on a mom gauntlet. The mom lived a long happy life and the kids and mom loved each other. The family loved Marvel movies. People die eventually. There's nothing morbid here. Stop blowing up my inbox.

    • @stressedpanda5689
      @stressedpanda5689 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      6 dead kids? Mom should be in JAIL

    • @oggyreidmore
      @oggyreidmore ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stressedpanda5689 Why?

    • @user-xo2sd5ym4f
      @user-xo2sd5ym4f ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@stressedpanda5689the fuvk???🤔

    • @BearNecessities-X
      @BearNecessities-X ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so fucked 😅

    • @2018legotiefighter
      @2018legotiefighter ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BearNecessities-Xbruh shut up and keep politics out of it I swear to god, your the type of person to bring your own opinions to everything and this isn’t even related, just keep your opinions to yourself

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Request for one diamond and you will remember your family. Request for multiple and you're on the watchlist. Society these days.

    • @tasha3757
      @tasha3757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looool 😂
      Underrated comment

    • @Hilman_Faiz
      @Hilman_Faiz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time to collect infinity stones

    • @Chino57038
      @Chino57038 ปีที่แล้ว

      we live in a society

  • @solid9739
    @solid9739 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds."

    • @punikki9010
      @punikki9010 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Was looking for this one.

    • @jjhoops023
      @jjhoops023 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BOSS! 🫡

    • @cheet0s_86
      @cheet0s_86 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who wrote this phrase?

    • @jjhoops023
      @jjhoops023 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cheet0s_86 Hideo Kojima

    • @cheet0s_86
      @cheet0s_86 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjhoops023 thanks

  • @robertoportfolio1378
    @robertoportfolio1378 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is nice for people who have lost a relative.

  • @ivang0074
    @ivang0074 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds."
    -Pirate

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is perfect application for "the design is very human"

    • @aihereplia
      @aihereplia ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically, they are pirates, yeah.

    • @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses
      @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses ปีที่แล้ว

      I would've said human trafficker, but pirate works too.

    • @saramartinez3142
      @saramartinez3142 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Metal Gear Solid 5? The Diamond Dogs ashes cutscene

    • @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses
      @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@saramartinez3142 what did you think we were talking about? Venom Snake has a missing arm and an eyepatch and he lives out on the seas with his merry band of misfits.

  • @them8870
    @them8870 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    about to put a few of these diamond seeds in the garden just to be sure

    • @upsidedownnugget9531
      @upsidedownnugget9531 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No idea why we dig for diamonds when we could have been growing them at home this whole time?!!?!?

    • @LittleCart
      @LittleCart ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@upsidedownnugget9531 the diamond industry doesn't want you to know this

    • @IridescentMoth
      @IridescentMoth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know I've tried that with bird seeds but I haven't seen any bird pop out yet.

    • @m4y013
      @m4y013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@upsidedownnugget9531 monopoly baby

    • @upsidedownnugget9531
      @upsidedownnugget9531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LittleCart it’s unbelievable! I don’t think I want to know how they make blood diamonds now though.