Brings me back. I completely missed the satirical point of the game growing up and tried to run a clean business without relying on bribes and angering anyone. I barely lasted 10 minutes.
I havent added any bad stuff to the food or got knocked down land I didn’t start with and I’m at 2067!! And about $40k profit.. but yea if you want to make it a million dollar business you need to be sketchy
Who else had no idea how to successfully play this game but played it for countless hours anyway just doing the same thing and failing after 10 minutes, only to say “let’s do that exact same thing again”
I played this game a lot when I was little, and obviously the satirical nature of it went completely over my head. I never knew what to do, I just pressed buttons lmao. I randomly remembered this game recently and played it, and man despite it being a nearly 17 year old game, its still hilarious and pretty relevant with the message it sends
Tips: 1) Do not bribe anyone, it's not worth it. You are gonna get sued anyway. Just invest in marketing (2 to 3 campaigns make the store full). 2) Do not let the cows land die. Sell it so it can regrow, so you do not run out of land. Buy more land so while one regrows, you creat cattle in the other. 3) Invest in hormones so cows can grow faster and produce meat faster. This way you can have a infinite business.
0:21 Lol, you just got sued 3:08 You got sued again 3:12 And you got sued once again 3:49 And again 4:15 Aand again 6:39 Aaand again 8:21 Aaaand again 9:31 Aaaaaand again
This game was one of the coolest website the school’s system didn’t have blocked. We all played it and tried to get as far as we could. It was fun, and the new translations makes it much more clear how much of a parody game it is hahah
I liked this game but I couldn't keep up for long. I didn't know all functions and my land got totally ruined by cows. Employees stopped doing their job, lines stopped, I couldn't figure out that I was out of burgers or that I could hire fresh employees. I want to give another shot now that I know more functions.
The funniest part of this game has to be the boardroom members dicking around saying incoherent corporate nonsense on loop, which has nothing to do with the actual game.
Reached year 2100 but overall profit is stagnant at $60000-ish. Deactivated the bribes and doesn't use any other funny chemicals on the crops and cows. All marketing options are toggled on and almost every groups except environmentalists are happy. But the graph is just a flat line and the chairman of the board of directors keeps complaining that we're not growing enough because there are no progress 😅
loved this game as a kid, the political commentary makes more sense to me now as an adult. great game that was ahead of its time also, I like that lady in the pink shirt smoking a joint at McD's headquarters :))
I played this on my old flash drive filled with random swf games such as: Dynasty Street Ninja Golf South park volcano Gunny Bunny 2 And some more I miss playing this on my Old pc with my Grandma's old flash drive :(
A game like this with a more of progression tone on the App Store/Google play would actually be a pretty decent tycoon game. It would definitely stand out from the brainless idle click games where you can end up from 0$ to 500 quintillion in a matter of a couple hours to a few days. Whereas if a game like this slowly introduced a levels system, this could easily be a life long progression game similar to the sims
I find it crazy many others didnt notice the satire, i initially always thought it was hilarious, but i couldn't last long at all. Im here to see how to actually play 😂😅
It sure was scary as a kid. It scared me to the point where I feared Ronald McDonald would appear in my room at night to chew me out over bankrupting his glorious company, lol.
This game takes me back. There was another game I used to play growing up where you were a country leader, and you were in charge of an island. You could make alliances with other world leaders or go to war with them. I can’t remember the name of the game any more though :(
Would the name of that game be "World Domination" by any chance? It's also a flash game, where the player runs an island, and the goal is to destroy the islands of your world leaders of choice? There's a sequel for that game too.
i have played this game many times and it's IMPOSSIBLE to be ethical and profitable it's a great example of how much attention to detail this game has. 1) the cows take about A YEAR AND A HALF to grow to a size where they can be sent to the feedlot - very slow for buisness, meaning you'll probably need a lot of cows. 2) you need to also have land for soy, which grows around JANUARY, harvested in APRIL then actually sent to the feedlot the end of JUNE, you are in trouble if you have a lot of cows without much feed before then. 3) you need to constantly remove cows from areas with low fertility, the only way to restore fertility is if you have no cows on the land at all, which can take a while to recover from. 4) without marketing campaigns, you won't make as much profit - all of them being unethical (maybe except the disney one). 5) you have to inevitably fire your staff and replace them with new ones, which will trigger a worker's revolt. 6) even if you manage to do the environmental stuff right, you will still get complaints from the obesity organisation - because the cows are fed grain which is meant to fatten them up for slaughter to be able to cope with the (arguably induced) demand. 7) linking 1 + 2 and 3, farming is very SEASONAL wheras business in McDonalds is ever-growing without any kind of seasonality, at that point, you have no choice but to put hormones in the cow's feed to keep up with demand.
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You gotta hire sandwich makers in the restaurant. Also if you're killing the cows yourself with the torch option, that's only for mad cows. Gotta let them be slaughtered automatically.
I used to like playing this game I used to just fill all the fields up and kill end up with loads of sick cows to the point mad cow just killed everything and everyone. Bacially play it till distruction. Just like the real McDonalds would have done. TL:DR I used to create Mc Apocalypses. Because by the end of the game Mc Donalds would be dead, but so would everyone else.
I LOVED THIS GAME WHEN ANGRY MCD STAFFS SPIT ON CUSTOMER FOOD... SO REALISTIC WAHAHAHAHHA AND FIRING THEM IS BETTER AND MORE EFFICIENT THAN TO EDUCATE THEM... BUT WHEN I DID THIS TO SINGAPOOR POOR STAFFS,,, THEY;RE MAD LIKE THIS GAME;S HULK ALIKE GREEN MAD COW OR CHICKS ON DA FLO'R... KILL.I.NAY WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Literally remembered this game completely out of the blue. 10 year old me never reliased the high level of satire and irony of the game.
Me neither, it's how a lot of their games were. They were classic s**tposters
¿Satire and Irony?
This game should be part of the Curriculum of Business and Company School.😏
Same !
Brings me back. I completely missed the satirical point of the game growing up and tried to run a clean business without relying on bribes and angering anyone.
I barely lasted 10 minutes.
I havent added any bad stuff to the food or got knocked down land I didn’t start with and I’m at 2067!! And about $40k profit.. but yea if you want to make it a million dollar business you need to be sketchy
Who else had no idea how to successfully play this game but played it for countless hours anyway just doing the same thing and failing after 10 minutes, only to say “let’s do that exact same thing again”
Me ✋️
the fuckings SOUNDSSSS are imprinted in my brains, this game is a core memory
Very true... "WAAAA UOOH WAAAA UOHH" is in my brain for life. It's been what 15 years since flash games were the shit?? That sound never leaves......
It's canonical, if you will.
Waahaa waahaa
@@R3fug333 WAAAHAAAA!!! 🆘💢‼️⁉️⚠️
This is one of those childhood games where you don’t know what's going on until you grow older
I played this game a lot when I was little, and obviously the satirical nature of it went completely over my head. I never knew what to do, I just pressed buttons lmao. I randomly remembered this game recently and played it, and man despite it being a nearly 17 year old game, its still hilarious and pretty relevant with the message it sends
Tips:
1) Do not bribe anyone, it's not worth it. You are gonna get sued anyway. Just invest in marketing (2 to 3 campaigns make the store full).
2) Do not let the cows land die. Sell it so it can regrow, so you do not run out of land. Buy more land so while one regrows, you creat cattle in the other.
3) Invest in hormones so cows can grow faster and produce meat faster.
This way you can have a infinite business.
How long does it take to regrow?! I never managed to get a field back
Prometheus explaining agriculture and morality to cavemen:
0:21 Lol, you just got sued
3:08 You got sued again
3:12 And you got sued once again
3:49 And again
4:15 Aand again
6:39 Aaand again
8:21 Aaaand again
9:31 Aaaaaand again
This game was one of the coolest website the school’s system didn’t have blocked. We all played it and tried to get as far as we could. It was fun, and the new translations makes it much more clear how much of a parody game it is hahah
Good times! I had a few sites like Physics games were we could still get some flash games too lol
The nostalgia is real.
Nostalgia.exe started working
I used to play this game when I was in high school after I got done with my class work I would go straight to the computer and start playing
This was like a precursor to modern day App store games.
I liked this game but I couldn't keep up for long. I didn't know all functions and my land got totally ruined by cows. Employees stopped doing their job, lines stopped, I couldn't figure out that I was out of burgers or that I could hire fresh employees. I want to give another shot now that I know more functions.
I’m just noticing the naked guy at 3:09. That’s insane lol
This game was really fun and addictive. I’m surprised McDonald’s didn’t sure the hell out of them being that they used the name and logo or did they?
I don't think they did, though many sites did change to name to Burger Tycoon to avoid catching any heat from McDonalds.
They threatened to sue so a bunch of sites did remove all mentions of McDonalds from it.
@@GamingJunkShopah, that explains why I couldn’t find it again. There wasn’t anything recognizable about it to me.
@@Link-jk8etMcDonald's being McDonald's
The funniest part of this game has to be the boardroom members dicking around saying incoherent corporate nonsense on loop, which has nothing to do with the actual game.
The first time i saw the lose screen i couldnt stop laughing.
when i was kid,i don't even know what the hell is this game
Dude I remember this and I really enjoyed playing it! I remember playing this game on my computer back in 2012.
Those were the times 👏
@@GamingJunkShop agree
I remember a kid played this at school and as soon as he singed a cow, the teacher demanded him to get off that game immediately
Reached year 2100 but overall profit is stagnant at $60000-ish. Deactivated the bribes and doesn't use any other funny chemicals on the crops and cows. All marketing options are toggled on and almost every groups except environmentalists are happy. But the graph is just a flat line and the chairman of the board of directors keeps complaining that we're not growing enough because there are no progress 😅
No fucking way, I remember this game when I was a child and don't have a internet. I played this in 2019.
6:10 guy in the back spits in the food XD
Thats a good sign to fire him.
I remember having really hard time beating this game. Because I kid having hard time grasping the concept of it and barely knowing any English
This literally came to me in a dream. Repressed childhood memory holy shit
It was nice of the manager to warn us so the staff don’t strangle each other.
loved this game as a kid, the political commentary makes more sense to me now as an adult. great game that was ahead of its time
also, I like that lady in the pink shirt smoking a joint at McD's headquarters :))
I think it's a daycare in the headquarters which is sick 😂😮 hahaha a kid smoking a joint barely walking
I remember this game when i was a child, i was like 7 years old playing this :")
the foretelling of 2032 when McDonald's fires all its cashiers and evaporates because one guy didn't get his coffee.
Good vid! McDonald's should make a new game wonder why they stopped.
Thank you! Well, McDonalds didn't make this game, it was made by Molleindustria
I hope this is sarcastic, if not, the game went waaaay over your head...
I stumbled upon this game back as a kid. I lost though
Now I think it has a bug, because the meat doesn't arrive in the kitchen
I played this on my old flash drive filled with random swf games such as:
Dynasty Street
Ninja Golf
South park volcano
Gunny Bunny 2
And some more
I miss playing this on my Old pc with my Grandma's old flash drive :(
Yeah
Man!!!…how old is this game? I remember playing this back in 2007 2008
2006
I remember this game and could never make anyone happy 😂
This game aged like fine wine I knew about it even before I learned how to properly read and use english lol
21:07 If I remember correctly, the green cows are just sick, but that one had Mad Cow disease, correct?
Oh, you showed the slides at the end, yeah.
It's mad cow. Diseased cow is green
A game like this with a more of progression tone on the App Store/Google play would actually be a pretty decent tycoon game. It would definitely stand out from the brainless idle click games where you can end up from 0$ to 500 quintillion in a matter of a couple hours to a few days. Whereas if a game like this slowly introduced a levels system, this could easily be a life long progression game similar to the sims
This game is exactly how i view McDonald’s now I’m older
Back when you could use the official logo and names of the companies you were making parodies of. Different times...
I never got to beat this game...
Bro be predicting the future
Eating fastfood while watching this ...
I gotta be honest. This was a weird game. But hey, it was worth a play.
This was so satisfying to play!
I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THIS GAME!!!!!
I wish there a game called restaurant tycoon where you build and create your own restaurant like many other tycoon games
i loved the evil clown made me laugh
Nostalgic ❤️❤️❤️
I am convinced my game is broken, when the cows are being slaughtered there's no meat coming out the conveyor belt, what the hell?
Flash emulators like ruffle are broken with this game, play on a real flash player
Play in Flashpoint
You need to play it using a standalone Flash Player with the original SWF, Ruffle tends to get the stuff wrong
27:27 i remember this nightmare fuel.
Same, the game over screen always scared me as a kid. Not anymore though, fortunately.
Shame on you. You bankrupted our glorious company! Generations of cooperated culture has been destroyed!
Where's all my homies from ABC-arcade?
In late 2032, Mcdonald is bankrupt
26:40 how could you just fire all the cashiers
It's a necessary part of the game at some points :^( further proving the point the game aims to make
@@GamingJunkShop I just subscribed what you got next?
I get the feeling you were trying to fail during the last few minutes
I was, it went on for long enough lol. You can either fail or keep alternating the farms so they don't get permanently destroyed.
I find it crazy many others didnt notice the satire, i initially always thought it was hilarious, but i couldn't last long at all. Im here to see how to actually play 😂😅
I watched s lot of south park and family guy and actually adult swim in general, that's probably why.
That game over sure was scary as a kid so I did what I could to avoid it.
It sure was scary as a kid. It scared me to the point where I feared Ronald McDonald would appear in my room at night to chew me out over bankrupting his glorious company, lol.
This game was proof that anything was possible... Unlike today.
Love this game
I see a Ronald McDonald's
A Mickey mouse
This game takes me back. There was another game I used to play growing up where you were a country leader, and you were in charge of an island. You could make alliances with other world leaders or go to war with them. I can’t remember the name of the game any more though :(
Would the name of that game be "World Domination" by any chance? It's also a flash game, where the player runs an island, and the goal is to destroy the islands of your world leaders of choice? There's a sequel for that game too.
@jeromejimenez6409 yessss!!!! Thanks. I loved that game 🤣 the world leaders looked really weird
@@EFCDKZ you're most welcome. I guess you must mean the sequel then. Brought back memories of trying to find out who the world leaders were.
alguien sabe por qué mi maquina de hacer jamones no prende? ya le piqué y se pone el foco en verde y no hace los jamoncitos!!!!!!
I Told My Parents This Game Was Made By PETA
I remember this!!!❤
What if Jax enters the backrooms?
Who's watching in 2023?
Me 💙
Me 2024
Eu 2025
Nostalgia... :')
Loved this game ❤❤
i have played this game many times and it's IMPOSSIBLE to be ethical and profitable
it's a great example of how much attention to detail this game has.
1) the cows take about A YEAR AND A HALF to grow to a size where they can be sent to the feedlot - very slow for buisness, meaning you'll probably need a lot of cows.
2) you need to also have land for soy, which grows around JANUARY, harvested in APRIL then actually sent to the feedlot the end of JUNE, you are in trouble if you have a lot of cows without much feed before then.
3) you need to constantly remove cows from areas with low fertility, the only way to restore fertility is if you have no cows on the land at all, which can take a while to recover from.
4) without marketing campaigns, you won't make as much profit - all of them being unethical (maybe except the disney one).
5) you have to inevitably fire your staff and replace them with new ones, which will trigger a worker's revolt.
6) even if you manage to do the environmental stuff right, you will still get complaints from the obesity organisation - because the cows are fed grain which is meant to fatten them up for slaughter to be able to cope with the (arguably induced) demand.
7) linking 1 + 2 and 3, farming is very SEASONAL wheras business in McDonalds is ever-growing without any kind of seasonality, at that point, you have no choice but to put hormones in the cow's feed to keep up with demand.
Old McDonald's
Hidden Gem Games, do you remember playing this Mcds video game?
absolutely, this is my plathrough lol. But yeah I played it a bunch back in the day too.
I used to play that when I was very young and didnt even speak English lmaaaaao
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20:28 Today is July 31st 2024
27:27 game over
Wtf was the song called?
hello, I have a problem, the steaks are not made why? yet the cows are killed
You gotta hire sandwich makers in the restaurant. Also if you're killing the cows yourself with the torch option, that's only for mad cows. Gotta let them be slaughtered automatically.
@@GamingJunkShop defiantly didnt work..
@@TheSkateNowNews Due to emulation error, if that happens try another site and play the game.
@@tranthiminhchauam5538 an example of a site where the emulation works?
27:27
This game is harder than cuphead!
Is there an ending to this game?😅
1.5.24
Sadly there is not :( it goes on forever until you lose. You can keep going for a very long time.
Que saudade
Sim
Does this work !?
Yep! The game is still playable through Flashpoint
I do enjoyed bankruptcy
Agricultural Sector 🚜
Feedlot 🐄
Fast Food 🍔
Headquarters 🏢
I used to like playing this game I used to just fill all the fields up and kill end up with loads of sick cows to the point mad cow just killed everything and everyone. Bacially play it till distruction. Just like the real McDonalds would have done.
TL:DR I used to create Mc Apocalypses. Because by the end of the game Mc Donalds would be dead, but so would everyone else.
I could never beat this game I don't know why
It can be pretty tricky for beginners, takes a while to learn all of the mechanics
Yep, me too.
@@GamingJunkShop I've played it for 5 year lol
I never understood how to play this fucking game 😩
i dont think this game is meant to be beaten. at 2030 the company just dies...
we are not that close from 2030 now..... uhh
Link for android?
Puff Games
November 2032? 😮! 28:07
I LOVED THIS GAME WHEN ANGRY MCD STAFFS SPIT ON CUSTOMER FOOD... SO REALISTIC WAHAHAHAHHA AND FIRING THEM IS BETTER AND MORE EFFICIENT THAN TO EDUCATE THEM... BUT WHEN I DID THIS TO SINGAPOOR POOR STAFFS,,, THEY;RE MAD LIKE THIS GAME;S HULK ALIKE GREEN MAD COW OR CHICKS ON DA FLO'R... KILL.I.NAY WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
O jogo impossivel de vencer
how do you win tho🤣
Well the game has no win ending. You can play pretty much forever if u do it right tho.
I think I have the 2nd highest year in the game which is 2008 or 2009
The only way to win is to cheat hahha😂
Nah, you can keep it going for quite a while without cheating
#2020
20:24