ASMR | Black Friday Cashier Checks You Out!
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SOMEONE CALL THE SWAT OR THE MILITARY! It's Black Friday here at Target and these people are acting like animals! Enjoy our amazing deals here if you can make it out in one piece! Please enjoy my ASMR Video on Black Friday! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!
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#ASMR #BLACKFRIDAY
I love your videos so much, I watch you every night and wait for uploads everyday❤️❤️
Thank you so so much for this I’m just now seeing this! 😁
"Don't use your child as a human shield"
The parent: *but I gotta take the new Iphone...*
sacrifice little Timmy for the new Iphone
@@TheASMRRyan little Timmy: shout out my channel and where's my mom
@@TheASMRRyan i swear timmy was put in the food section again!
How was this even funny
The ASMR Ryan Yeah, I swore he got trampled next to the checkout lines..
"don't use your child as a human shield"
Okay
*Uses child as a human battering ram*
That’s exactly what I would probably do
BTW I’m joking
SCP 049 OH CRAP I DONT HAVE THE PLAUGE
...beautiful...
" don't use your child as a human shield " 😂😂
*shield*
😂🤣
MEEEEEE
Mood
Erick
Erick
Ryan:Its so crazy out here omg
His background: Emptyness
[SCDE]LDRҜЇҋԌ TURTLE they’re all ghosts! Haha
@@TheASMRRyan oh no! More Halloween vids and it's not even October!
AhHhHhH
My table started moving when I said your name
Literally waited for this
Debra is really out here, she's doing the most
she needs that money! haha
Snap it's Asmr Ryan!!
What if it’s Deborah
Right? She works for Ryan AND Jojo.
Malcolm Henry 攴尸😂
no one:
literally no one:
ryan: “alright scan the mushrooms for the psychopa- i mean the customer”
Badi Madi hahaha thanks for watching
The ASMR Ryan always man ✊🏻✊🏻
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Ryan: "SEND THE MILITARY DEBRA"
MAN ALL THE STATIONS! THIS IS WAR!
GET THE CANNONS READY!!!!!
AIM!!!!!!!...............
Yeet the child across the battlefield!!!
Load timmy in the cannons boys!
Ryan: are you part of the protests out there
Me: do I look like the type of clown that could start a movement
I like like legos
Aaauugghh
coool booy bro are you still trapped in the bounce house? I will send someone to save you
@@lucasj6774 i got out but thank u for trying to save me
your name isn't Arthur Fleck so i guess not haha
His acting skills are actually pretty impressive
you're so kind thank you! it's my dream to be an actor someday
Agree
The ASMR Ryan bruuuuuuuuuuh you have to 😫
The ASMR Ryan remember us when you become famous
The ASMR Ryan you can go to Hollywood and become and actor
"Only rich people have this." Looks back at beginning. Ryan: talking to debra. Me: Ah yes. Looks like were back to Brad
Wait how did this get a heart
The perfect asmrist doesn’t exist
Ryan: hold my tingles
Just stop
Kick in the Door what?
@@LucasJab1 The joke is bad and old.
Kick in the Door it’s not really a joke
@@thecommentpredictorlmao982 9 year old humor, I see. Well the joke sucked, hold my tingle? Just hold the mic.
Me: *is trying to watch The ASMR Ryan*
TH-cam Ad: “ *LISTEN UP, THE SOAP YOU SHOWER WITH, ITS SH##* “
Bruh i know right
I have never heard his real voice he sounds like an announcer , its so crazy how someone tone can change when you whisper
thanks! i hope that's a compliment haha
It is, your voice is so pleasant :)
It sounded like Carlton to me
We know that Joker is outside ready to shoot if he doesn’t get 25% off on his lollipop. That is why there was a clown mask.
When you can’t relate to this because you stay inside for Black Friday and buy everything online.
Cyber Monday is where it's at haha
I’m ur 96 like backward 69 lol
Cyber Monday 🤣
Sad that people stopped destroying targets
I see your a fellow My Hero Acedamia fan?
"I had an old man smack me in the face with his cane..." 😂😂😂☠
boomers hahah
I was scrolling down and saw this at the same moment that he said it
@@crinje3021 me too
Omggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
One time I saw this old man smack a woman’s face while he try’s to get a tv lol 😂 and he said that’s mine sucker 😂 boomers lol 😂🤣❄️
”Don’t use you’re child as a human shield” lmao im dead
Edit: R.I.P Timmy got to go to his favorite halloween store one last time to buy things for his frat party.
jacksfilms is quaking about your grammar
little Timmy didn't stand a chance
The ASMR Ryan
o.... oh no
Imagine this being your first day working at target.
Omen that would be actual hell haha
@@TheASMRRyan ikr i hope that eventually wont be me.
That would be my first and last day there
Me when
that person was trying to set the tv:REEEEeEEeEeEeEe
I like how we are being checked out across from the cash register
hahahaha hey it's the best pic i could find
at my target they have 2 rows so this comment is illegal
I can imagine Hannibal Buress saying this aswell
Lmao
안녕하세요 but this target already has two rows look carefully at the pictures
“I love hot sauce I put it on my chicken,steak, my TACOS, I love hot sauce “
YES!
@@TheASMRRyan hot sauce is AMAZING ON popcorn dude
“I’m Alex.”
Sir your name tag says Ryan...
That's a lie!
Top4 Seris nice reference
Oop-
*_its a lie!_*
kokichi please leave the target youre worrying the other customers
“For the psycho path-I mean costumer” lmao
Giselle Morocho hahaha thanks for laughing
"Don't use your child as a human shield."
B-But...the fishing rod....
Ruby Jet HAHAHAHA 😂
"I had an old man smack me in the face with his cane"
damn.
Rei M Black Friday gets crazy in the streets haha
I love the slow descent into madness everytime he hears that we bought something because of the good deal
In ZANE hahaha IT’S. A. GOOD. DEAL.
Hearing Ryan's normal voice was so jarring
Alextromagnetic hahaha I may actually have a voice
The ASMR Ryan *impossible*
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The ASMR Ryan ily you’re awesome and you always make my day. I got amazing tingles and can’t wait for Black Friday!
Love your vids
Ryan you low key flexing
To answer your question Ryan I have a Pitbull Terrier and a Golden Lab, Husky, a Collie mix.
Hey Ryan what have you got planned for Christmas? I can't wait! Love your videos especially the roleplays!!!❤😂
“Becky come at me again “
Ryan 2019
BronxFN I will drop kick Becky
The ASMR Ryan Lol
10:30 “do you maybe like to play dress up or something?”
sir, what i do in the sanctity of my bedroom is, frankly, none of your business
@gay chungus its funny you cant get a girl in real life so you hit on innocent people on the youtube comment section and frankly the dont want your ugly face
Fat Rat alright White Knight
Why are you talking about sanctity? That makes no sense.
@@RuppleStan unoreverse card :/
When you show up a few hours late and people have already deleted the juicy comments
“Don’t use your child as a human shield”
Okay
*uses someone else’s child*
Nobody:
The guy that ryan scanning:MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING
"Don't use your child as a human shield"
Me: The child is a small price to pay for a cheap lego set.
BUT YOU HAVE A GUN
I can already see the chaos that’s about to happen on Black Friday
Pls end My suffering it already happened
In Britain it’s nothing
Gracie Talks same in Canada. At least where I live. The States are wilding
Yall ever shopped in black Friday at Texas? Shit will leave you traumatized.
good luck solider
1:05
“You can not set things on fire in here”
Well that didn’t age well
Honestly this entire video sounds like the riots,
“Send the military”
“Are you part of the protests outside?”
And this was six months ago like tf
Social Loner Ryan is from the future confirmed
This is why im scared to work in retail
i worked retail for about two years and it is hell on earth haha
@@TheASMRRyan i think i would get fired for yelling at people.
@@TheASMRRyan its titled the hell zone in shops
I'm scared of Karens coming for me
@@TheASMRRyan lmao u should of named where u use to work at
Ryan: "I'm Alex."
Me: "me too.''
Me: 😌🤤
People behind me: 😠😠
X_ molly BECKY PLEASE BE PATIENT
Lol i’m thinking about the fifty people waiting behind me while you show me all that stuff
Rusted Coin hahaha don’t worry they can wait, ESPECIALLY BECKY
Black Friday: *a thing*
Store: *opens door*
Worker: *sees stampede*
Worker: *chuckles* I’m in danger
hahaha i read that in the kid's voice haha
The ASMR Ryan omg Ryan huge fan luv you and I never thought in my wildest dreams you would actually see my comment keep up the good vids
Luv u ( and tell Debra I said hi)
This is every Black Friday in a nutshell
Black Frost28 indeed!
Happy thanks giving Ryan
When Ryan is secretly flexing on us with his AirPods and iPhone 11
Christian Cruz yeah. it’s Really Cringey
hahaha you caught me, but hey i wouldn't have any of these super awesome things if it weren't for all of you
The ASMR Ryan ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sorry man
“You cannot set things on fire”
“Ma’am don’t show her your taser”
it's crazy here! haha
“It’s a lot of items. Thank you for making my job so much easier” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh trust me working retail is not fun haha
Oh I know. I wish everyone in retail had one day to say whatever they wanted. Lol.
At least there is one asmrtist that knows how to combine comedy and asmr together I’m so grateful
Describe this video in one sentence: because its a good deal
Gebogen banaan describe
HAHAHAHAHA YES
I just watched your room tour and saw that you are a “ The Office” fan and immediately thought that you should do a Michael Scott or Dwight Schrute
Jack Scofield I really want to do a prison Mike video
That would be legendary.
@@TheASMRRyan Do it. Please. I need that in my life.
Him: cheese is so goo-
Him: you’re lactose intolerant
Me: no I just hate cheese :)
B-but CHEESE IS THE BEST
Idk why but IT IS THE BEST!!
I cannot belive this...a cheese hater... 😂😂😂
@@alexandragabriela8554 i don't like it too lol
Omg it is SOOO disgusting. If someone heats a creamy cheese in a microwave, I instantly gag. I have nostrils of iron but cheese is what always gets me... Smells like mold, heavy cream, unwashed foreskin and a whole soccer teams soles after a workout to me.🤣🤔
@@yms4355 Are you kidding?! Cheese rules! Man, what kind of creature are you? XD
I’m lactose and it’s annoying cause I love cereal 🙃
Ryan: "my name is Alex"
Me: "of course it is"
I remember when Black Friday sales was just that.. Friday at midnight.. now it’s like 8am thanksgiving sales.. 🤷♂️
yes! dude i hate it haha this year's Black friday sales already started in my town. It's like "WHERE'S THE TRADITION?!"
"let's scan these for the pyschopa- for the customer"
"don't shake bottle"
*shakes bottle
that's so me lol
Search up EAT PANT
hahaha rules are for chumbs! haha
@@TheASMRRyan ok
Did u search up EAT PANT
I about died when he said “ Don’t use your child as a human shield” 😂
Gabriella Brecht hahaha need to get those deals!
@@TheASMRRyan I use a garbage lid as a shield 🛡🤣.
Does that count?
Jokes on you I get paid in “exposure” so I couldn’t afford those AirPods regardless
Hey they gonna hate me regardless!
Him: “Gonna have to get some back here DeBra”
Me: “yea go good ol deBy”
It’s crazy how different how voice is compared to his whisper voice
Im mr meeseeks look at me
No im mr meeseeks look at me
Yeah I realize that his voice is way different I had to go back and say WTF
Mr Meeseeks hahaha had to put my announcer voice on for that one
The ASMR Ryan it’s like me on the phone at work ; I suddenly become this incredibly well spoken and confident nah
Love you Ryan
“I’m Alex”
Me thinking in the back of my mind: Alex from target
Ryan: I'm Alex
Me: Ummmmmm.... I think you'll find I'm Alex, you're Ryan.
hahahah yes Krispie you're the real Alex
No one:
Literally no one:
Ryan: I put this on my chicken, my steak , my TACOS 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
Lil HyBright hahaha I was hoping people would get a nice chuckle out of that
Debra phoning back: WE HAVE 200,000 UNITS READY AND A MILLION MORE ON THE WAY!!!
TheBritishGamer YES DEBRA YES!
Thank God for Debra
Ryan: "don't use your child as a human shield"
Me: "ok"
Also me: *uses child as a human battering ram*
Me again: is this better?
Ryan's mind: black Friday's are crazy.......
OH MY GOD ALEX FROM TARGET, RYAN I LOVE YOU
I love how the sponsor was exactly like a real commercial
"Becky im going as fast as i can"
What i hear: BEcKy i MaDe BiSCuTs
*_BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!_*
OML- I WAS SCROLLING DOWN AS AS SOON AS I SAW THIS HE SAID IT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ryan is like the best asmrtist. Every time i watch him i suddenly fall asleep.
2:58
Ryan: Here's a clown mask, are you part of the protests outside?
Me: *smirks*
Ryan: No? Okay...
Me: Wait, no! I am part of the protests!!!!!!
I love when asmr-tists incorporate their sponsorships into their roleplays.
19:42 *When you find out that Deborah went to Jojo’s office but you need her asap*
Ryan: "I'm going as fast as I can ma'am"
Ryan on the other hand: *takes his time, talking about each item and how good they are, asking questions to the viewers*
3:03 are you apart of the protest?Is he connecting this video with the new joker movie that came out recently? I absolutely love it!!! I think it would be cool if you connected different role play videos together so they all belong to the same universe.To tell a story.That would be really cool!!!!
hahaha i loved the movie, also yes all my role plays are connected in some way ever since the beginning!
This video is on a whole different realm of existence
Explaining your emotion while roleplaying as a cashier is actually a genius move
0:26 these are awesome items Ryan I’m a new sub but you are so funny I love you
Louis Gallo you’re so kind thank you so much!
i love how happpy you stay for your subscribers no matter what youre going through in your personal life, ly!
"I'm gonna have to tell u to put the tv down, and no u cant set it on fire "😬😬
Lisa barnes hahah crazy people do crazy things
“Ma’am, do not show your taser” 😂
Imagine you’re just out Black Friday shopping, and some guy starts whispering to you for 20 minutes
I just realized how stupid the new I phone sounds “iPhone pro max” it kind of sounds like a 4 year old named them. No shade
Dark claw liam sterrett now that I think about it you’re right lmao
Ryan don't tell me how to use my child! 😂😂😂
Mr. Tattoo ASMR hahaha ok yes sir I apologize 😂
I would love to chill with Ryan and just watch horror movies all day
Hell yeah! Haha we’ll start with the Halloween franchise
I love you so much been watching since the movie collection
Anthony Benner thank you so so much! I want to make another one of those!
Bro when Ryan goes Sicko Mode calling out people who judge him and ASMR it makes me happy
*drops child*
*"lets scan these for the psychopat- i mean customer"* LMAO
Me: Hey Ryan How Do You Keep Your Face So Silky And Smooth
Nobody:
“Cause it’s a good deal”
- the psychopath customer
3:03 ppl in 2020 who knew this was six months I kid you not opened their eyes wide and FAST
5:23 "work out mask" hmmm he sure did predict alot of stuff for this bieng made before the pandemic
That moment when you’re Black Friday shopping but it’s completely silent except for one worker doing asmr
When its a holiday
Normal people: oh hey, its time to cook a nice dinner for my guests!
TH-camrs, especially Ryan: its free real estate
I'm a Target Electronic Team Member and I can say this was extremely accurate to Thursday and yesterday. Good job Ryan! 👍
Sir why are. You buying this cocaine
Me:because it’s a good deal
dyslexia*
No one:
Literally no one:
Ryan:why are u buying it
Us:cuz it’s a good deal
Nobody:
Ryan: I had an old man smack me in the head with his cane.
Nobody else thinks that ryan is the only
person that’s actually chill in Black Friday
“Becky just wait in line” lol I’m weak
Jack Clark really Becky?!
So glad you’re out here expressing yourself and showing your passion for acting! I hope to act one day too so you’re speaking on behalf of so many people who get laughed at and stared at for trying new things. Keep up the iconic role plays!
I love his asmr his is my favorite.
Aiden Trammell you are so nice thank you!
By the time he finally checks out black Friday will be over
HE BROUGHT OUT THE CHOLULA NOW THATS THE BEST TH-camR IVE EVER SEEN
Butera Backdrops hahaha I love my cholula
The ASMR Ryan I literally put it on everything😂😂
ryan: you can’t set stuff on fire here
my pyromaniac looking ass: 👀
The beginning of the vid had me confused bc I never hear him talk without whispering and his voice sounds nothing like his whisper😂
zachary Moralez hahaha I put on my announcer voice