These are getting better every day you make them. Backgrounds, sounds, scripts everything is going up. I wouldn’t be shocked if In a couple years you apear in a big movie as a main role. Keep it up man!
Ryan: "Do you know what a shower is?" Me: *laying in bed, sick af, looking like I've been crawling trough the woods for years* .... Me: *wimpering* "I am sorry Sir..."
13:00 Oh my gosh you did that incredibles reference!!!!!!! I saw it coming and I was just waiting for it and bam! I have never been so hype watching asmr
We punched an old lady, made fun of a housfire survivor, andvsaid "bro doggy bro". We also may have stole money, and have disrespected our kind boss over and over. We may be evil...
Gemma Stone What people don’t realise is, Ryan did not highlight your comment, once you clicked on your notifications, youtube highlighted it so that you know which comment/reply was liked/replied to. Not trying to be rude, but, Ryan didn’t highlight your comment, youtube did.
3:04 She was being a meanie! What do you expect? 4:06 I lost my kitty and I had to make sure she was safe. :( 5:11 I’m a fan of Deadpool. :) 7:46 Strangely enough, the rat is my Chinese zodiac sign. :) 9:28 One of them was Johnny Bravo, so I had to! :D 10:44 The number was the key to travelling to Oz! 12:12 I once tricked my idol into seeing his “favourite” cartoon. :D 14:02 She ate the last cheese puff! > : ( 18:17 Welcome to the 21st century. 21:16 Called it! :D
Wait, Jojo ASMR names his assistant Debra. And yours is called that as well. I have 2 plausible theories: Jojo and Ryan are the same people, or they exist in the same canonical universe and had the same assistant.
there’s something so relaxing about your videos. i think it’s the humor that is always subtly there that makes it a comfortable space. other asmr channels are a lot more awkward
Me: having an exam today Ryan: uploads a new video Me:holy crap Its 6am here and I have to study first School:has suspended classes today Me: *opens my phone* oH yEaH😎😎😎
Just what I needed after a horrible day with having 5 bad panic attacks today I'm exhausted but can't sleep, I know this will help me fall asleep :) thanks Ryan ❤
Just came from your stream, I love the dedication to putting out high quality videos, then still streaming, you deserve way more subs! Do you have a patreon?
Asmr check list 💗 .Make sure your WiFi is on not data .Make sure your warm and cozy .Stop tensing and relax .Make sure your alarm is set (if you need one) .Make sure your phone or device is charging .Make sure your auto-play is off (unless you have a playlist) .Make sure you have water next to you .Make sure your brightness is down .Bathroom before bed .Face washed .Warm clothes .Make sure you have had a warm shower .Most important get good sleep Hope this helped 🧸💗🦋
@@TheASMRRyan hi Ryan I really love you and your channel you bring me so much happiness and it gets me mad because I always fall asleep in the middle of the role-play lol!!! Sleep well and keep smiling❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Shoutout to everyone who caught that Incredibles Reference 😉👍🏻
3am and im watching this to sleep rn
BRO I GOT A HUGE SMILE WHEN U SAID THE LINE ABOUT THE THUMBTACK AND Coincidence I think not lol 😂
Lol I got the joke that’s what I should say to my crush
Do Jack Black in Goosebumps please 🥺
timestamp??
knowing the asmr community, i’ll get another job in around a day or two.
hahahaha such a good comment i love this
Prince cuts might be hiring 😂🤔
@@TheASMRRyan ahhh I liked 1 min after u posted this im early lololol
@@kieran7585 like in 4 seconds ur welcome
Kieran Collier lmaoooooo
These are getting better every day you make them. Backgrounds, sounds, scripts everything is going up. I wouldn’t be shocked if In a couple years you apear in a big movie as a main role. Keep it up man!
thats the dream! Let's hope we get there someday
@@TheASMRRyan favorite ASMR artist
I also hope you get there someday!
Ah yes, the friendly character is gone, we're back to normal
hahahah much better i assume
TessaOrSomething yeetus feetus
Yes!!!!!!!!
No one:
Literally no one:
Ryan: *counting his youtube money very richly*
Lmao fake ass money too💀💀
hahaha it's prop money xD but thanks!
Snitch boi
No ü LOL
He opens his black book richly lol
Once again, Debra: The ASMR Ryan’s assistant for every role play
DAMMIT DEBRA!
And Jojo’s asmr 😂
Well not in the rude rich kid video
You deserve an Oscar for your roleplays.
hahah wow thanks so much! i love to act! Hopefully someday i will get an oscar!
CEO of hiring Debra
always and forever haha
The ASMR Ryan hello he roles up in a Lamborghinis flexing
Mate everyone's hiring debra
Because Debra is an evolved Karen...
@Queen Mantis it's Debra
Ryan: "Do you know what a shower is?"
Me: *laying in bed, sick af, looking like I've been crawling trough the woods for years*
....
Me: *wimpering* "I am sorry Sir..."
hahahah just an innocent "im sorry"
Lol I'm sick rn I have a running nose 🙄😑
Must have the corona virus
Sabine you role up in your nice Lamborghinis you show off your iPhone 11 am I paying you
*through
Boss: *fires me*
Me: That's why the 100's you was counting in the beginning are fake!!
GoofStar 101 like Lil Tracy said “If it’s no blue strips on my hunnids i don’t want it, want it”
hahahah you got me there goof!
GoofStar 101 you think your better than everyone here with your Lamborghinis and your new jays and your new pro iPhone 11 pro are you kidding me
@@carlos2535 Ay man I dont remember saying all that what I said was just me tryna be funny. Just calm down man idk what your deal is.
GoofStar 101 alright
Debra, mineral water!
I’m stressed. 😂I’m dying
Alex Burpee strawberry please
hahaha and it better be strawberry!
Me: *doing nothing wrong*
My girlfriend: 2:16
Exactly that happens to a lot of people
What girlfriend
Ewww you better not have kissed before marriage
Bro i clicked the time stamp right when that exact time was on the screen already
For me she says 4:29
13:00 Oh my gosh you did that incredibles reference!!!!!!! I saw it coming and I was just waiting for it and bam! I have never been so hype watching asmr
Is it because I infected everyone in the office with the coronavirus
Ur so funny
No. Its because you infected this business
just wash your hands buddy!
@@TheASMRRyan oke masta let kill da virus
@@rl_liam1782 BEEEEEEECCCHHH
The llama of happy🦙
Now ur day has slightly improved
ALL HAIL THE LLAMA!
I was sitting in my bed kinda deppressed looking at the coments of ASMR: sees this
Deppression: *ight ima head out*
Thank you
@@TheASMRRyan no hail the snake cult.
I would never say “bro doggy bro”
sorry, i mean "doggy bro doggy"
The ASMR Ryan now you got it
Ryan: you’re fired
Me: WOO, more time to watch ASMR!
hahaha now thats thinking positive!
I think the rude one is actually us 😂
hahahah yeah going through all the things you did looks like it haha
We punched an old lady, made fun of a housfire survivor, andvsaid "bro doggy bro". We also may have stole money, and have disrespected our kind boss over and over. We may be evil...
Thanks for the highlight!
maybe we are chad, all those things sound like something chad would do
Gemma Stone What people don’t realise is, Ryan did not highlight your comment, once you clicked on your notifications, youtube highlighted it so that you know which comment/reply was liked/replied to.
Not trying to be rude, but, Ryan didn’t highlight your comment, youtube did.
Me: **enjoying my day
Ryan: **uploads this video**
Me: well, I dont have a job sooo, time to watch the others suffer in the comments 😈😈
MatthewIrishLad01 me af rn 🤣🤣🤣
Never fear, Jesus is here
Forgive me father for I have sinned
I held hands with my Minecraft girlfriend and we weren't even married
And I
Put my Minecraft bed next 2 hers
I'm so sorry
Bot for Android 6.9 it’s okay dear child, you are forgiven
5:53 perfect opportunity “it’s lit” 💀
"I'm going to turn you inside out, and I ain't talking Disney"
XD I cant
Ryan: *makes a rude boss video while I'm at work*
Me: *Confused screaming*
but ma’am this is a mcdonald’s drive thru
So funny I forgot to laugh
Succ Big nut who asked 🤷🏻♂️
@@UnDragonized i did
@Rems Cloud Bro that was mad funny 😐😐😐
Rems Cloud your fired you role up in a Lamborghini you have a iPhone 11
Debra has got to be one of the richest assistants going, she’s got so many jobs at this point
Not as many as Krispy Kreme or froggy fresh
"you think you're funny huh?"
"i think im adorable"
literally ALL i could think about throughout the video LMAOOO
“I will set you on fire” the amount of vitriol that line was delivered with was actually incredible 😂👍🏻
I live in Italy and we are all quarantined. Making videos asmr and watching videos asmr of other channels reassures me very much. Thank you 🤗
Ryan: “I’ll give a call to a good Police Officer friend of mine”
Me: “Ah Officer no games Gutierrez”
The Ghoul I like ghouls
rude boss. story of my life.. 😊
oh let's hope someday you can get a better one! Or even be your own boss someday!
ɪᴛs ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴄᴋs ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴀɴᴅʟᴇs ɪsɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ- sɪʀ ɪᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ! *ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴄᴇ!*
You are the king of role plays Ryan 🤴
that means so much to me thank you!
3:04
She was being a meanie! What do you expect?
4:06
I lost my kitty and I had to make sure she was safe. :(
5:11
I’m a fan of Deadpool. :)
7:46
Strangely enough, the rat is my Chinese zodiac sign. :)
9:28
One of them was Johnny Bravo, so I had to! :D
10:44
The number was the key to travelling to Oz!
12:12
I once tricked my idol into seeing his “favourite” cartoon. :D
14:02
She ate the last cheese puff! > : (
18:17
Welcome to the 21st century.
21:16
Called it! :D
Wait, Jojo ASMR names his assistant Debra. And yours is called that as well. I have 2 plausible theories: Jojo and Ryan are the same people, or they exist in the same canonical universe and had the same assistant.
A 4th wall break inside a 4th wall break? That's like.....16 walls.
@@geekymetalhead5112 isn't that from a movie or something? 😂
@@GrizzlyGamer404 Deadpool
@@geekymetalhead5112 I've seen that movie so many times and i am ashamed that i didn't know it was from Deadpool 😂
Jojo asmr was the first asmrist i watched
Please Ryan this is my first day, Ryan.
GET OUT! haha
there’s something so relaxing about your videos. i think it’s the humor that is always subtly there that makes it a comfortable space. other asmr channels are a lot more awkward
Awesome video ryan I told some of my friends about you your videos are SUPPERR RELAXING💜
thanks so much! I really appreciate you spreading the channel
@@TheASMRRyan do you have any advice for growing channels?
Rude boss: You’re fired
Me: I am the founder of the company.
hahaha damn!
wow It's incredible how Debra is in all roleplay videos HAHAHAHHAH
she's a hard worker haha
This man could write a movie, star in it, produce it, and he would be so successful. You’re an amazing actor and you’re an inspiration.
Me: having an exam today
Ryan: uploads a new video
Me:holy crap Its 6am here
and I have to study first
School:has suspended classes today
Me: *opens my phone* oH yEaH😎😎😎
Lol
hell yeah! hahaaha enjoy!
@@TheASMRRyan has just made my day!
Ryan: You're fired.
Me: Is it because I always fall asleep?
Seriously tho Ryan is the best ASMRtist ever 😊 Love the video!!
Endzi_ The_Fangirl **seriously you mean 🤨😭?
thank you [so much happy you enjoyed!
@@feelinxbasic5536 thanks for telling me. Didn't even notice. Must have autocorrected it. LOL. Just changed it.
Ryan: you stole money
Me: yup
Ryan: slashed my tires
Me: yup
Ryan: and made fun of Debra
Me: *NOW I WOULD NEVER!!!*
Your videos always make me feel better I'm going through a really hard time right now.
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 ~ 26:00 *You getting fired*
finally get to experience being fired
welcome! hahahah
@@TheASMRRyan hi my name is Jenna and I love your videos and I love how you do the asmr voice
Here I am, laying in bed, arguing with my phone in order to fall asleep...
Thx for another great video Ryan❤️
hahahha thanks so much for watching and enjoying!
I love how you have been working in these movie quotes into the role plays. Really cool
Jokes on i was never working i did a naruto
13:07 “you straight up just slashed my tires what the fu-“ 😂😂
He’s not even really rude he’s just reasonably upset 😂
aw ryan look at you reading all the comments 🥺 a lot of people don’t take the time do that it’s really nice of you! stay awesome dude
"COINCIDENCE?!?! I THINK NOOOOOOT!!!" I literally love that partt!! I haven't seen the first one in a while but I got the joke!!😂 I love your rolplays
I love the way he adds his own jokes in these videos,keep up the good work.
12:50
Why is nobody talking about this...
Sly move Ryan
This is the most relaxing way to be let go of ever! Excellent role play also! Thank you for the tingles, Ryan!
first 25 seconds of the video.
Me: Is this what it means to be flexed on
Yup 😂😂😂
hahahah it's prop money but i'm sure there will be a video soon with a certain someone flexing on the haters
@@TheASMRRyan omg omg he replied
@@TheASMRRyan watched ur entire stream
@@lindathetford3776 yes is a word you sound more intelligent if you say that word
These videos are genuinely amazing they make me to to sleep instantly and laugh ( that last one was a compliment there not boring )
Ryan: "Come on time for once"
Me: "Why does this seem oddly familiar"
I get it
Just what I needed after a horrible day with having 5 bad panic attacks today I'm exhausted but can't sleep, I know this will help me fall asleep :) thanks Ryan ❤
Are you going to do a 3dio ear cleaning asmr? That would be really cool
YES! Definitely wanna take advantage of my new 3Dio! An ear cleaning video is a must!
"She had it coming" made me cackle. I can't sleep under these conditions.
I don't even care if i'm fired. This is so relaxing 😆👍
hell yeah haha just saw your latest vid! Great work man!
@@TheASMRRyan Thank you. Appreciate it 🙏
Just came from your stream, I love the dedication to putting out high quality videos, then still streaming, you deserve way more subs! Do you have a patreon?
Debra: exists
Ryan: hey debra get over here
when a bully comes at me for the 100th time 7:19
I laughed wayyy to hard at the „punching an 95 years old lady in the face“ one hahahahaha
hahahaha someone with a great taste in humor i see haha
@@TheASMRRyan I laughed when he said “she had it coming” 😂😂😂😂
Ryan: you're fired
Me: no you
Plot twist: those are real 100s in the beginning and Ryan’s been cleaning up in ad revenue and sponsors.
hahaha i wish! Getting demonetized way too many times for that
The ASMR Ryan ooh wow you acc replied. That sucks to hear.
Ryan is the funniest asmrtist man. This video gave me more than a few chuckles as well as tingles 😂
Ryan:*pulls out thousand of dollars* "we don't have that much money"
Me:bruh I'll be happy to get $1
I'm just gonna say props to relying to so much of your fans, most people just click the like button without looking at the comment so props to you✊👏
this is about my suspiciously large pen collection.. isn't it
Yes
You haven't met my mother LOL 😂😂😂 I haven't seen your collection but you're beaten XD
oh my god that would be awesome to see!
@@TheASMRRyan lmao it's ridiculous!! I have probably over a thousand pens due to being an artist and having a art supply hoarding problem
Every role play in the middle of a video I have to give a clap to this guy’s acting 👏
Ryan: So you punched an old lady, A 95 YEAR OLD?
Me: Yes bRoO Yes I did
Edit: this comment sucks I need to delete this
@@cutiepatootiemunchergobble yop
Can somebody pls tell me why I love this so much that I watched this more than once?
Nobody?
Dang it Ryan *I did not need to get fired today* 😤😱😂
Hi I love ur channel
Ryan's 2 lol
well i never got hired
I love your video bro it really help me three stress and lack of sleepiness so thx for making these asmr they're helpful
Woah... okay... this is FRICKIN’ brutal 😂😭
no. I can count up to five times the of money from my daily allowance
Asmr check list 💗
.Make sure your WiFi is on not data
.Make sure your warm and cozy
.Stop tensing and relax
.Make sure your alarm is set (if you need one)
.Make sure your phone or device is charging
.Make sure your auto-play is off (unless you have a playlist)
.Make sure you have water next to you
.Make sure your brightness is down
.Bathroom before bed
.Face washed
.Warm clothes
.Make sure you have had a warm shower
.Most important get good sleep
Hope this helped 🧸💗🦋
Jimbob "Big Papa" McMuffin
Approves this video
The "ASMR" Ryan
Approves of this comment
Me: Thinks it’s another normal video. Ryan: is nice to his “lovely assistant”. Me: holy moly this is new
i actually don’t think this boss is that rude given what the person we’re playing has done
I stoped getting tingles for I bit and then I found you videos and I did again
Im so early that i actually got fired :p
Love the fact that he actually reads comments
Was that an Incredibles reference 😂
Deadass the funniest person in this community
14:11 reference to Heaven ASMR?😉
You are smashing the rules left and right Ryan!!! He deserved to get FIRED!!!! Thanks for making me laugh and smile !!!
Tbh he should fire me from what I can hear I've been doing😂tho he being a little harsh😁😅
Yeah if I was punching an old lady id need anger managing XD
hahahaha we both suck haha
The ASMR Ryan that person you fired is a jerk
My boss: your fired....
Me: get what you fucking deserve
I'm too young to be fired so take dat
got me there buddy!
@@TheASMRRyan hi Ryan I really love you and your channel you bring me so much happiness and it gets me mad because I always fall asleep in the middle of the role-play lol!!!
Sleep well and keep smiling❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@botforandroid6.934 u ain't getting a hart bud
This not an asmr it's just straight up comedy I love it!😂😂😂 like this man
I love this channel keep up the good work now if you excuse me
I’m going to go work at the highest rated movie store
hahahah yes!
I hope it was just as fun making this as it is for me to hear, love the tingles - TinyTrainTrack
15:47 I'm wearing Air Pods as he says this 😳
Lmao same here bro
This reminds me of a time I got sent to the office at school in 6th period. I was terrified!!!!
Ryan- your fired!
Me- ok boomer...
Or just say *SIMP*
Bike vroom vroom
I smell a very familiar police officer questioning us soon