The first time hearing "...but he loves you" after the description of psychpathic Penalties, breaking one of his laws, I had to laugh again and again uring the next 1, or 2 hours.. What an excellent pointedness. Let´s clone him, hoping the core of his character would also be there again. But...Bullshit to cover the Fact, that he is and will stay gone. What a man.
well IMHO we are all adults and eventually you are one of two you already "get it" or you dont . i doubt he ever converted devote cathlic or something like that)
That is because the majority are not intelligent people. It is not a curse from nature, it is a curse of humankind from their willful ignorance and fear of the truth.
It says a lot about humanity that the only people that are allowed to speak the truth are "comedians". Seems that if someone stood up in parliment and spoke about this stuff, they'd be laughed at.. George obviously knew this which is why he chose to be "labeled" as a comedian, because it is the only way to get these messages across, if a politician trys to speak like this, he or she would get booed off!
Cause politicians are paid out and "play the game". They don't speak out, because none of them want to, otherwise they lose monetary favour. They're a joke on society and everyone hates them. Don't go to politicians to hear the truth.
Actually comedians aren’t the only ones that can say these things. Most people are scared to say these things because they’ll lose friends and their jobs. Comedians say it because they’re not afraid to lose either.
Here is how you fix the politician's and lawmakers.... require that they have a physics degree, I mean after all shouldn't you know how the universe and reality function if your going to make laws which govern the occupants of reality?
yes that’s what I was thinking about. imagine the same things spoken but without humor and reality going straight. people as retarded as they are would not listen unless you make it somehow fitting in their realities, like humor does. or do compelling storytelling.
We need you back George, you were way ahead of your time, master teacher you were! however everyone laughs & your teachings are not absorbed as they deserve, we need many more teachers like you xx
When I was watching the segment on the Airline Safety Announcement I was reminded of a flight I took, some years ago, on Alaskan Airlines from Seattle to San Fransisco. The flight attended said, “ We are now obliged by Federal Law to give you the safety announcements but we should warn you that, in the unfortunate event we have to ditch in the cold and freezing ocean, your chances of survival,are nil! “ I told this story to a flight attendant on Indian Airlines on a flight to Amritsar. She laughed out loud and said how true it was.
George reminds me of my Dad,he'd lay out the truth and let you digest whatever of it you were smart enough to grasp.When I was 4 or 5, I asked my Dad "where do the puppies come out?"-he looked me right in the eye and said "the same place they go in." Wisdom and humor are two of the most powerful tools.
And realistic. I´m German :-) Fortunately we were democratic and constitutional all the time. We only had a few misunderstandings with Austrians as Chancellor, or something... It sounds like this, with the GDR avenging angel Merkel. On the 75th anniversary of the attack on the Soviet Union in 1941, "our" psycho president (no power, only for the cameras and blah blah) Gauck said nothing to the Russians. No, one thing. He warned Putin against violence. Because Putin is in line with Hitler. WE had to know. My Goodness. Noone shot him in his Psycho-Grimace. I love Carlin. He understood People without a blinker and SAID IT so clear. My God: We like War about Bush. I pissed in my trousers. And voting Politicians...for Germany it would be complete right. "That´s all we can do, Folks. So the Public sucks" Still 989 Years left he looks to us from distance. Next Big War? Any Bets?
The opposite of his argument could also be said, with the treatment of Americans held in Japanese prisoner of war camps. Where were their rights. Two rights don’t make a wrong!
@@jerrycooper1428 I know this comment is 5 months old, but I can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not. Given the intricacies of this community I'm going to assume you aren't. The Japanese-Americans had exactly how much to do with the PoW camps in Japan? Right, nothing. You know who's to blame for PoW's? The government. They're the ones who sent the soldiers there.
OMG...... this man was hilarious, he spoke the truth to a degree that many were uncomfortable with from religion to the most miniscule things....makes ya think...but hey! just my opinion
+shanikapooh1249 i didnt think he was funny at all.. being real on the other hand and telling it like it was.. that is a different story; and hes right about everything he says- mad respect and RIP to a great man
5:15 although I agree with (and miss) George, last night in my red eye flight, the guy sitting next to me did not know how to unbuckle the seat belt! 🤦🏽♂️😂
I will never forget the experience of seeing two comic geniuses just weeks apart at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos California. It was the end of an era when theater in-the-round was waning. But, Richard Pryor and George Carlin were memorable and left an indelible impression on me. I laughed and I cried. I was in awe of Pryor for having the guts to come out of the darkest moment in his life and making it funny. What courage he demonstrated. And George was on fire. The laughs were so steady that my sides hurt 15 minutes into the start of the show. George Carlin was a true genius.
The Safety Lecture routine is still my favorite Carlin routine of all time. I make it a habit to listen to it at least once every single time I fly on an airplane.
My grandmother was a bit like him, I was so embarrassed with her 🙈😂she used to swear at everyone, at the police, at my teachers, rules meant nothing to her, everyone called her crazy including me....she was funny.
"Who are you people and where is my horse" shit is too funny. my grandma had Alzheimer, she woke up in the middle of the night and try to make a fire to make his bread!
i wish i had known him personally he and i wld have made great friends i used to work with a guy who was just like him we got along great from day one still friends miss u george
3:35 a little political science lesson for you here. He juxtaposed rights/privileges, but he could have just a easily juxtaposed freedom/liberty. And now you may know the difference between them, folks.
@@AnthonyTolhurst-dw1nc Well, I don't blame anyone for not being able to distinguish: all four of these terms have long tended to be used interchangeably even though they technically shouldn't. For instance, our civil _liberties_ are verbally embodied in a set of Constitutional amendments known as the Bill of _Rights._ Also consider how "liberty" is one the things listed under "inalienable rights" in the Declaration of Independence. I would argue that "rights," being entirely semantic and conceptual in its nature, is nonexistent. It's a bit like the concept of _entitlement._ Who, by any law of science or nature, is actually entitled to anything? A title, like any treaty, contract, or bank note, is basically worth less than the paper it is printed on if it is not recognized by other people.
Its great to see there are people who share the same values of so many of us who've been cursed by a religious and ignorant society to keep them to ourselves
Good that you found him his mindset is just ahead of his time hes just 100% logical and realist.Sure some fans might not agree with 100% of what he says but most of what he says it said in the most logical way possible , and funny. I suggest you watch all of his stand ups specials.
one thing I think Carlin would not find surprising: According to the FAA, the final words heard on 80% of cockpit voice recorders before a lethal crash? "Oh, shit"
Interesting bit on the seatbelt in planes: in the event of a crash, people will often try to press a button that’s not there on the seatbelt since they’re panicking.
I love how there are so many "eras" with George, and his look and voice changes with each. Hilarious & accurate in every era. Genius
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"But he loves you... and he needs money!" So great!!
The first time hearing "...but he loves you" after the description of psychpathic Penalties, breaking one of his laws, I had to laugh again and again uring the next 1, or 2 hours.. What an excellent pointedness.
Let´s clone him, hoping the core of his character would also be there again.
But...Bullshit to cover the Fact, that he is and will stay gone. What a man.
My highest respect to this man
From a literary genius to a rememberable icon
God how we need him today.......
And v badly too.
well IMHO we are all adults and eventually you are one of two you already "get it" or you dont . i doubt he ever converted devote cathlic or something like that)
So fucking trueeeeee
“God how we need him today.......”
Me & George C: “God? Bullshit”
@@pauloconnor5850 szzzAAAaAaaaaaaa
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"Grown human beings partially educated ... "
Carlin nailed it❤🇱🇷
Love Him!!!!
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." - Ernest Hemingway
If you’re even slightly paying attention to politics or world issues it’s very depressing.
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America should replace Columbus Day, with George Carlin day.
That is because the majority are not intelligent people. It is not a curse from nature, it is a curse of humankind from their willful ignorance and fear of the truth.
@@jamesgaydos6188 The perfect idea.
This guy was a Genius. He was able to see the world for what it really was. RIP.
For what it really is.
Not entirely.
XP101 stupid fuck
The whole world as we see it, is a fucking joke
As you must be....
It's scary, that we dont have more people like him, now we just have a sheep minded, brainstormed dumbasses of a generation!
His words still hold true in 2020. Fuck the tribal tattoo, I'm getting the carlin tat with his 2 commandments
Never would work. He said it himself. "If honesty were introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse."
People are nothing but self centred CUNTS
This guy speaks the truth in a truly funny way , The best stand up comedian ever RIP Carlin
Also, add Richard Pryor to that plz.
This was many years ago, if he did these bits today they would still be relevant.... way ahead of his time
You should be very proud of this man, America.
Dont worry, we are.
Will Singleton is
Well you know someone has to be allowed to speak the truth...... that's how the sheep convince themselves rights actually exist lol.
A national treasure
DJC123 a real hero
George proves learning CAN be fun!
"...but it was your daughter's funeral!"
"I FUHGOT!"
George Carlin was an amazing comedian, Iam saddened that such a quick witted, intelligent man is no longer talking.
Thank you.You have provided a significant moment in history that needs to be preserved and celebrated. Thank you.
It says a lot about humanity that the only people that are allowed to speak the truth are "comedians". Seems that if someone stood up in parliment and spoke about this stuff, they'd be laughed at.. George obviously knew this which is why he chose to be "labeled" as a comedian, because it is the only way to get these messages across, if a politician trys to speak like this, he or she would get booed off!
Cause politicians are paid out and "play the game". They don't speak out, because none of them want to, otherwise they lose monetary favour. They're a joke on society and everyone hates them. Don't go to politicians to hear the truth.
benjaporn Macdonald we don’t have a parliamentary system
Actually comedians aren’t the only ones that can say these things. Most people are scared to say these things because they’ll lose friends and their jobs. Comedians say it because they’re not afraid to lose either.
Here is how you fix the politician's and lawmakers.... require that they have a physics degree, I mean after all shouldn't you know how the universe and reality function if your going to make laws which govern the occupants of reality?
yes that’s what I was thinking about. imagine the same things spoken but without humor and reality going straight. people as retarded as they are would not listen unless you make it somehow fitting in their realities, like humor does. or do compelling storytelling.
We need you back George, you were way ahead of your time, master teacher you were! however everyone laughs & your teachings are not absorbed as they deserve, we need many more teachers like you xx
George Carlin is my spirit guide
François-Xavier nice profile pic
Angel Eyes...
What an amazing man. Would've loved to have met him. RIP.
Are u fucking stupid? Reat in peace? In what peace and where to rest??
Us y. Huhuu,,! @u
meet*
Man was brilliant
Simply put, A National Treasure.
Back then people didn't really appreciate him.
Not enough.
When I was watching the segment on the Airline Safety Announcement I was reminded of a flight I took, some years ago, on Alaskan Airlines from Seattle to San Fransisco. The flight attended said, “ We are now obliged by Federal Law to give you the safety announcements but we should warn you that, in the unfortunate event we have to ditch in the cold and freezing ocean, your chances of survival,are nil! “ I told this story to a flight attendant on Indian Airlines on a flight to Amritsar. She laughed out loud and said how true it was.
R.I.P George Carlin
This man has finally opened my eyes. R.i.p. George Carlin, I hope to be just as cool and wise as you
"And get out of the plane where I can HELP OTHERS"
Fucking brilliant hahah
George reminds me of my Dad,he'd lay out the truth and let you digest whatever of it you were smart enough to grasp.When I was 4 or 5, I asked my Dad "where do the puppies come out?"-he looked me right in the eye and said "the same place they go in." Wisdom and humor are two of the most powerful tools.
My favourite 'social commentator' and a class act !!
"Seat belts, high tech shit."
That needs to be a meme.
Passafist333 8 years later this is still funny
Face masks fr
1942 Japanese Americans . best dam way to explain our rights lol.
one of those Japanese Americans was George Takei....look up some of the things he's said about the subject....he even had a play about it
And realistic.
I´m German :-) Fortunately we were democratic and constitutional all the time. We only had a few misunderstandings with Austrians as Chancellor, or something...
It sounds like this, with the GDR avenging angel Merkel. On the 75th anniversary of the attack on the Soviet Union in 1941, "our" psycho president (no power, only for the cameras and blah blah) Gauck said nothing to the Russians. No, one thing. He warned Putin against violence. Because Putin is in line with Hitler. WE had to know. My Goodness. Noone shot him in his Psycho-Grimace.
I love Carlin. He understood People without a blinker and SAID IT so clear. My God: We like War about Bush. I pissed in my trousers. And voting Politicians...for Germany it would be complete right. "That´s all we can do, Folks. So the Public sucks"
Still 989 Years left he looks to us from distance. Next Big War? Any Bets?
The opposite of his argument could also be said, with the treatment of Americans held in Japanese prisoner of war camps. Where were their rights. Two rights don’t make a wrong!
Jerry Cooper true,but the difference is in USA they were citizens but over there it war and we weren't citizens
@@jerrycooper1428 I know this comment is 5 months old, but I can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not. Given the intricacies of this community I'm going to assume you aren't. The Japanese-Americans had exactly how much to do with the PoW camps in Japan? Right, nothing. You know who's to blame for PoW's? The government. They're the ones who sent the soldiers there.
Brilliant compilation of King George's rants. Thank you for your solid effort, QweeDam!
He was one of the best if not the best comedy yet logic.
Tragic that retards laugh their guts out
When George talks about them
Yes he was!! a genius, one of the best comedians ever.!!!!!💞😂😂😂
OMG...... this man was hilarious, he spoke the truth to a degree that many were uncomfortable with from religion to the most miniscule things....makes ya think...but hey! just my opinion
+shanikapooh1249 i didnt think he was funny at all.. being real on the other hand and telling it like it was.. that is a different story; and hes right about everything he says- mad respect and RIP to a great man
He's on point in many ways, as well as being very funny.
You should look at the HISTORY of this country!!!
Mine Too 👌
My opinion is that you have no right to your opinion!
Safety Lecture has to be top 3, if not #1 overall!!!!
Seriously, that whole bit is one of my favourites, along with the "Time" bit
5:15 although I agree with (and miss) George, last night in my red eye flight, the guy sitting next to me did not know how to unbuckle the seat belt! 🤦🏽♂️😂
I will never forget the experience of seeing two comic geniuses just weeks apart at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos California. It was the end of an era when theater in-the-round was waning. But, Richard Pryor and George Carlin were memorable and left an indelible impression on me. I laughed and I cried. I was in awe of Pryor for having the guts to come out of the darkest moment in his life and making it funny. What courage he demonstrated. And George was on fire. The laughs were so steady that my sides hurt 15 minutes into the start of the show. George Carlin was a true genius.
This should be mandatory watching for everyone ,,,, I’m still hurting from laughter !
In tears about the safety lecture !! This mans a legend !
The Safety Lecture routine is still my favorite Carlin routine of all time. I make it a habit to listen to it at least once every single time I fly on an airplane.
Those who disliked This do not understand any of the facts told
Still watching 17-12-2019
Come watch again, it’s 15-5-2020 :)
July 29 2020
Sept 11 2020
may 2 2021
I’m from Bristol, UK , 59 yrs. old . I’d never heard of this man before today ! He’s well good !
omg, tears of laughter are streaming down my face!
Should be tears with that fucking boggin
Flag...
Shame on u unless you're a vet????
The safety on the plane got me laughing so much
Just the best explanation of religions. Simply the best i'd say. George created great material.
He didn't die... HE PASSED AWAY.
Xavier or he might’ve EXPIRED like a magazine subscription
He went back to the future.
Xavier look at him... he was 71 years YOUNG!
He didnt die, he simply decided that this place was full of too much bullshit
Yessss. He graduated 🙌🏼
Just be grateful TH-cam exists , U can see george Carlin's show , full and for free
QueenDam, you are the man for compiling these words of wisdom from Carlin so beautifully. Thank you so much..you made my day!
Even through I saw all his videos before, I still after watching this had my throat hurt from laughing so hard.
I thought I had already heard all of his jokes! Your video is a WONDERFUL SURPRISE- somehow this is the first time I've seen this!!! FANTASTIC!!!
Nice work. A great mix of George Carlin at his best.
but he loves you...my favourite line eeeeeever, so god damn true
Always Missed....My favorite comedian ever.....What I would give to hear his Material Nowadays...Forever Missed
BRILLIANT have not laughed so hard in a long time!!! Thank you
My teacher got to interview him :)
+No Name Your teacher is a lucky ducky!
I envy your teacher!
Exactamundo!
Ab Barua is the most wholesome person to ever be in the TH-cam comments section.
I wish he was my grandfather
Bradley Whittington me too
My grandmother was a bit like him, I was so embarrassed with her 🙈😂she used to swear at everyone, at the police, at my teachers, rules meant nothing to her, everyone called her crazy including me....she was funny.
i love how he continues the safety leature about planes exactly when the time hits 7:47 :)
:-)
Spot on. More relevant,THAN EVER.
he was a genius.
im from germany and watched every vid of him on YT
Same!
Jun 2020, how timely! Carlin, timeless!
"Who are you people and where is my horse" shit is too funny.
my grandma had Alzheimer, she woke up in the middle of the night and try to make a fire to make his bread!
George we miss you
People need to see this today!
I see intelligence flying from his brain like fire flies!
only discovered this man last week...fantastic...i havent heard stuff like this since bill hicks
@brewt1mer
Glad you found him. George wasn't a comedian, he was a prophet, who happened to be very funny.
You're more relevant now than ever before, George.
5:24 some of them, partially educated 🤣
What he did at 13:23 is his equivalent to our "no homo" and "pause" slang😂
i wish i had known him personally he and i wld have made great friends i used to work with a guy who was just like him we got along great from day one still friends miss u george
No one can deny his intellect and insight.. A great man regardless of cynicism thrown at him. I wish i had met him...
"Roof flies off!" LMAO
This man is a real preacher, preaching the truth.
love and miss yah George,a man after my own heart.
i love his "safety lecture" lol
1) George Carlin
2) Dave Chappelle
3) Louis CK
4) Bill Burr
🙏
Bill Hicks?
gabe
Patrice O'Neal
Yo I have the same list, except I don't have a 4. It's up for grabs.
Best part. Awsomely genius!
3:35 a little political science lesson for you here. He juxtaposed rights/privileges, but he could have just a easily juxtaposed freedom/liberty.
And now you may know the difference between them, folks.
Think Retardistani’s are even able tell the difference?
@@AnthonyTolhurst-dw1nc Well, I don't blame anyone for not being able to distinguish: all four of these terms have long tended to be used interchangeably even though they technically shouldn't. For instance, our civil _liberties_ are verbally embodied in a set of Constitutional amendments known as the Bill of _Rights._ Also consider how "liberty" is one the things listed under "inalienable rights" in the Declaration of Independence.
I would argue that "rights," being entirely semantic and conceptual in its nature, is nonexistent. It's a bit like the concept of _entitlement._ Who, by any law of science or nature, is actually entitled to anything? A title, like any treaty, contract, or bank note, is basically worth less than the paper it is printed on if it is not recognized by other people.
I would argue that George Carlin was a perfect example of a happy person who was smart, and logical.
He was so smart. How does he know all that…remember all that…PLUS the comedy. Genius for sure! 🙏
"Well i asked for clarification at that point."
"I am a simple, i do not possess an engineering degree nor am i mechanicaly inclined."
0:37 - "A fuck, here we go again!" lmao
He made me realize the truth about religion and it's bullshit along with politics and other man made crap! George was definitely a comedic genius!
Its great to see there are people who share the same values of so many of us who've been cursed by a religious and ignorant society to keep them to ourselves
George was and still is by far the greatest man to ever live. The truth he spoke was saw raw and unfiltered
More people need to stand out like him and speak about bullshit of this world
this is a great playlist
Thanks for these mate!
I also Lovvveeeeeeee the SAFETY LECTURE!
Fucking genius!
We all could use his humor right about now! Imagine what he would be saying about the state of our Country now!!!
damn he is so far away from other comics . he is truly world class writer first and then a satiric
think i died 10 times laughin when he said fatfuk seating in ur route to the exit
10:55 Yes, the invisible man in the sky with a special list, also known as Santa Claus.
Good that you found him his mindset is just ahead of his time hes just 100% logical and realist.Sure some fans might not agree with 100% of what he says but most of what he says it said in the most logical way possible , and funny. I suggest you watch all of his stand ups specials.
one thing I think Carlin would not find surprising: According to the FAA, the final words heard on 80% of cockpit voice recorders before a lethal crash? "Oh, shit"
Comics are the truth tellers and the remaining philosophers left on the planet .George was Plato of our time .
Carlin is a genius, imagine him being president instead of ole Trump haha
...But he loves you 💚
He loves you,and he Needs MONEY !
Hahaha George Carlin is fucking hilarious.
“I can breathe normally, I can also shit normally”. Lol
"I have no use for a God who can't give me two square meals a day"---Swami Vivekananda
Interesting bit on the seatbelt in planes: in the event of a crash, people will often try to press a button that’s not there on the seatbelt since they’re panicking.