Being a Google Autocompleter

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  • We're hiring autocompleters for Google Search! Are you passionate about helping people? Are you intuitive? Do you often feel like you know what your friends and family are thinking and can finish their thoughts before they can? Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?
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  • @Digging4AnswersOfficial
    @Digging4AnswersOfficial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    So this guy is the guy who wrote "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch" ?

  • @RixMorales
    @RixMorales 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    He's a pretty good actor to be honest, I laughed so hard lol

  • @unicodefox
    @unicodefox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Are you an incredibly fast Google searcher? Like, so fast that you can do 20 searches before your mom does 1?"
    yes.

  • @avichalsharma3856
    @avichalsharma3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    So he is the one who guessed that if you are 11 years old, you must be pregnant.

    • @tennesse9458
      @tennesse9458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avichal Sharma lmfaooooooooooooo

    • @dcrodaddy
      @dcrodaddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avichal Sharma njjaRuhbdndjrkriri ois o itime dhdbeheheeui was a eieueuryry teg was y u S

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avichal Sharma you will be. ;)

    • @karlschroeder489
      @karlschroeder489 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avichal Sharma q

    • @jamieround2072
      @jamieround2072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tennesse9458 OK WHO OR WHAT IS AVICHAL SHARMA.....???

  • @ComputerMonkey64
    @ComputerMonkey64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    0:36 Wow, very subtle!

  • @WesleySmith1920
    @WesleySmith1920 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is probably the best google video I've seen. Damn this company is cool. Nerdy, but cool.

  • @freetheshows
    @freetheshows 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Uploaded March 31... hmm... hmm.. Thats a day away from April 1st. Hah! I get it, the film quality is an April fool's joke!
    Now where do I sign up to be an autocompleter? :)

  • @chrisj4288
    @chrisj4288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Oh, Google... your April Fools Jokes are priceless...

    • @phreeesubz
      @phreeesubz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Excuse me? this is a serious video about what happens behind the scenes at Google headquarters in California.

    • @Hans5958
      @Hans5958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's... It's an April Fools Joke in 2011. Look at the dates, man.

    • @alfosisepic
      @alfosisepic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here [Published on Mar 31, 2011] but it says PUBLISHED.

    • @clayz1
      @clayz1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Christopher Johns i

    • @laryon
      @laryon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phreeesubz - are you really serious?

  • @kk294Darlene
    @kk294Darlene 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm seeing this way late but Michael your amazing and thank you for all the responses you've served to me, I'm a 1000 questions a hour type and you've clearly been a help God Bless you!

  • @Superphilipp
    @Superphilipp 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "anonymized of course"
    That's some impressively self-aware humour.

  • @JacobBecomesIsrael
    @JacobBecomesIsrael 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Do you realize how embarrassing this is?
    Think about some of the searches you've done.
    Ouch.

    • @kshitijjhalak1939
      @kshitijjhalak1939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you realise this is a joke ?

    • @angelhell1196
      @angelhell1196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you realise THAT is a joke ?

    • @guaschetto
      @guaschetto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kshitijjhalak1939 |cd

    • @andrewburman2329
      @andrewburman2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO REALLY CARES? It's not like these people know you personally so who really cares what anybody thinks about anybody it's irrelevant

    • @andrewburman2329
      @andrewburman2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And again who cares?

  • @gur123noor
    @gur123noor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    my friends and family: "Michael how is it..and then i finish their question!!!" LOL!!!!

  • @dominiccandy7882
    @dominiccandy7882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best joke I've ever seen!! I totally fell for it😂😂😂😂😂 You got me on this one dude!! You are seriously funny

  • @bavohe72
    @bavohe72 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Don't you hate it when your sentences doesn't end the way you think octopus"
    gg google, gg

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cortana says
      'dont you just hate it if your sentences dont finish how you octopus'

  • @epicfantasy
    @epicfantasy 13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Will: I Think this is an .........
    autocompleter Mike: ...... April Fools Joke.....
    Will: wow, really works!

    • @faizalsuhaime6467
      @faizalsuhaime6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imma just gonna reply to this 10 years old comment here...

    • @rajiridwan7696
      @rajiridwan7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faizalsuhaime6467 and I'll reply to yours

    • @ledagrega2536
      @ledagrega2536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @MiguelExhale
    @MiguelExhale 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's awesome that it was a real person helping me. Your the man!

  • @OhRishtopher
    @OhRishtopher 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Google's April Fool's jokes, they're always so awesome!

  • @ryanminnick6730
    @ryanminnick6730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    People who believe this 😂😂😂

    • @STaSHZILLA420
      @STaSHZILLA420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i know right? He totally doesn't go through a keyboard every 8 days.

    • @PodxNachorrx
      @PodxNachorrx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      STaSHZILLA like pfff, we all know that was not a bug

    • @edwardulbricht3986
      @edwardulbricht3986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Podx Nachorrx wow to funny made my day

    • @minecraftminertime
      @minecraftminertime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think anyone believed this.

  • @T1ger8oi
    @T1ger8oi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    wait... ive been training for years for this. but all this was a joke?

  • @dirtbanditsautomotivedetai6158
    @dirtbanditsautomotivedetai6158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the way you guys treat dry humor with serious learning. Who is Mr. Google

  • @valmiera9
    @valmiera9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    35000 words per minute?

    • @mstchiefa7892
      @mstchiefa7892 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea thats standard these days, my old job it was around 330 to 350 words every second

    • @TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin
      @TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's the virtual rap God.....

  • @jonathandemetrio4924
    @jonathandemetrio4924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Princess Lea Metal Bikini

  • @nathanh8287
    @nathanh8287 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, this makes so much sense now!

  • @imVix
    @imVix 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've always been good with words" The word after that was "Um"

  • @cathymerritt-orr3852
    @cathymerritt-orr3852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    this is hilarious

  • @Sooper35
    @Sooper35 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh michael.." LOL I died.

  • @cat47
    @cat47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I just had this sudden thought that this was an April fools video, so I checked back in on it and my theory proved itself correct.

  • @theonejokeking3191
    @theonejokeking3191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funnier than half the comedy channels, please don't make this be a one time thing! Keep making these videos pleassse

  • @JayDayGamesShow
    @JayDayGamesShow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Roses are red
    The grass is greener
    It sure is tough
    Being a Google Autocompleter

    • @jamieround2072
      @jamieround2072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WONDER DOES HE GET PAID BY THE WORDS HE SPELL'S RIGHT OR WRONG OR THE USER CLICKS & HE GETS PAID OR SIMPLY BY THE HR., NO MATTER WHAT .....???? HOW DID HE GET THE JOB.... DID HE APPLY AT GOOGLE OR DID GOOGLE COME KNOCK ON HIS DOOR OR WHAT..................

  • @HazelTheHare
    @HazelTheHare 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is one of the biggest technology companies in the world and they didn't upload it in the correct aspect ratio. But at least they have a sense of humor.

    • @PeterCurrie
      @PeterCurrie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Fantastic Furry They didn't have cameras in 2011, man.. Give 'em a break.

    • @klg200
      @klg200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Fantastic Furry But it is the correct aspect ratio.

    • @markusiak1
      @markusiak1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Fantastic Furry remember, they didnt create TH-cam. They are not familiar with aspect ratio is! :D

  • @carrollsurge
    @carrollsurge 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    love that he's wearing a threadless T-shirt...that's awesome!

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh, Michael...." I have a new respect for you, Google!

  • @harshsinha4182
    @harshsinha4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    april fools! ha -_-

    • @harshsinha4182
      @harshsinha4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Craig William Egual yea seriously

  • @chewy8465
    @chewy8465 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I thought that they had a computer doing all of that. not a real person.

    • @nukami
      @nukami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Matthew “Chewy” Dixon me too.

    • @angelaromero6932
      @angelaromero6932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn it me too!!!! unbelievable

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joke ^^^^^^. went right over your head

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are very gullible.

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are very naive.

  • @wordcreatement
    @wordcreatement 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that he says all this whilst wearing a Scrabble shirt. How adorably appropriate.

  • @TheresaMorrisACIR
    @TheresaMorrisACIR 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVED IT! Wish I was a Younger AutoCompleter and lived in California since I am Psychic. GREAT VIDEO! TJ

  • @danecobain
    @danecobain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can type really fast and I'm also psychic. Do I get the job?

  • @Arcticwhir
    @Arcticwhir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol. 0:37 I seen it

  • @cacavman
    @cacavman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for helping us on Google and answering all your questions

  • @standlethemandle
    @standlethemandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I can only get it to return a Princess Leia metal bikini."
    very subtle, veeeerrry subtle

  • @TheAsawut
    @TheAsawut 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello Mickel,
    I'm with Google over seven years. You did Good JOB!

  • @jordanalberto5550
    @jordanalberto5550 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    So I just type one word and you read my mind? You must be the smartest man alive.

  • @EugeneBoreyko
    @EugeneBoreyko 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's totally this year's best April fools day joke

  • @8Eighty8Eight
    @8Eighty8Eight 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious. From morse code Tap to Gmail Motion and Autocompletion. Better than Monty Python and SNL combined. Thanks

  • @DonFetaMeta
    @DonFetaMeta 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that he is searching for "april fools" on his screen :D

  • @TheTerraTitan
    @TheTerraTitan 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well played my good man, well played.

  • @JohnBense
    @JohnBense 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just went to Google and typed "thank you for doing your job auto complete guy"

  • @meshakvb6431
    @meshakvb6431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I liked that he was typing 'april fools' lmao!

  • @taylorrestall6717
    @taylorrestall6717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    34000 words per minute? Did i hear that right?

  • @IOAyman
    @IOAyman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh! Remembers me the old fun days at google's offices, back when I was elder :)

  • @MDHGames
    @MDHGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not even joking, my A Level business teacher showed this to us in a lesson a while back...

  • @mailslayer
    @mailslayer 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is just CRAZY, I never thought of that ..

  • @DistractionDonkey
    @DistractionDonkey 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    nothing gets past your eagle eyes.

  • @JamesDFreeman
    @JamesDFreeman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that Google actually doesn't normally let people use Windows, and Chrome OS only has specific use cases, so most people there must use OSX or Linux, They use Macs very commonly.

  • @Alufakwa
    @Alufakwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    finally, I found the guy who wrote "how I accidentally built a chest of drawers"

  • @logan_parker
    @logan_parker 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ohhh, Michael."

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "sometimes we just need people who can type really fast...and who are also psychic." hahahahaha i loved this video:D hilarious

  • @JackFifield
    @JackFifield 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he typed in: April F (and it suggested April Fools)

  • @cranberry7601
    @cranberry7601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Took me 1:28 seconds this time. Dammit Google you're too good

  • @fivattew
    @fivattew 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad I'm not the only one!

  • @dkasarpota
    @dkasarpota 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04
    Google's gonna fire him for that.

  • @LB_
    @LB_ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He also invented the log cabin

  • @hairycitrus
    @hairycitrus 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i can't believe i fell for the "we're hiring autocompleters" this morning... google is awesome :D

  • @Flyborg
    @Flyborg 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I know the lyrics to all the songs.. All of them." lol

  • @jvbo
    @jvbo 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "oh, michael... "

  • @MidhunCM
    @MidhunCM 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    everytime I search now, I'll be like oh Michael

  • @Starcraft88888
    @Starcraft88888 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    A fun game to play is to post the exact second you realized he wasn't serious.

  • @MAFiA303
    @MAFiA303 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    a true google hero

  • @lalit7ful
    @lalit7ful 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    ah , ok thanks for the info man . cleared my doubts!

  • @SphereBoxCube
    @SphereBoxCube 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ALL THE SONGS! ALL OF THEM!

  • @pallavagarwal07
    @pallavagarwal07 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Google is the first company with a sense of humour.

  • @williusethis
    @williusethis 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought he was serious for a way longer than I should have.

  • @farajkhalid7633
    @farajkhalid7633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ofcourse anonymize ! the more you know !

  • @SpotsLinesAndDots
    @SpotsLinesAndDots 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how he is searching april fools

  • @jdphd123
    @jdphd123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you guy- ...Thank God for you and Google!

  • @theeponym
    @theeponym 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SomethingSea1 Yeah, a) macs can use any USB mouse and support right clicking among other things. Always have. b) Macs have shipped with a multi-button mouse for 6 years now ;)
    The current mouse isn't one button. It's multi-touch, so it knows where and how many fingers are on the surface when you click.

  • @handfullocheez
    @handfullocheez 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    figured it used gremlins

  • @MarioDragon
    @MarioDragon 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you search "Knees popping a lot" Google says "Did you mean: Knees popping alot"
    They need to hire a new spell-checker.

  • @toshley6192
    @toshley6192 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "aim for a broad education" That was actually clever lol

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Anonymized, of course."
    Sure thing, Google.

  • @crasherball
    @crasherball 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just saw a talk by this guy the other day....
    he is a designer at google
    he's one of the people responsible for the new google redesign

  • @yost28
    @yost28 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha this is awesome. Man I want to work at Google, the people seem so cool there.

  • @HazySpirit
    @HazySpirit 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "awwwwwwwwww Michael..." 1:06 I laughed so hard

  • @jul98765
    @jul98765 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i was little, i saw this video and thought it was true, so i searched up stuff like "hi, how are you, autocompleter?"

  • @ikonmediafilms
    @ikonmediafilms 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Google Perfecting the art of Trolling lol

  • @visualeffectschannel
    @visualeffectschannel 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He even typed "April F...."

  • @Aresman70
    @Aresman70 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    love how the thing that was being typed was "April Fools"

  • @IvanSharamok
    @IvanSharamok 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill O'Reilly: "Oh-h-h that's how it works. Now you can explain that!"

  • @kynanverwimp847
    @kynanverwimp847 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    >This is my console

  • @Warewolf943
    @Warewolf943 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear Google,
    Is my talents of delivering throbbing pain and sounds of humming to others peoples minds a sign of being psychic?

  • @jul98765
    @jul98765 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you're 12, like i am, you dont see yourself as little and also, if you're 12, then the 2 year difference is like a 6th of your whole life, whereas if your 82 its a really really small difference because you dont really change that much. its like there is a huge difference between 1 yr and 3 yr olds.

  • @planetgaminggg8478
    @planetgaminggg8478 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank You!

  • @wupme
    @wupme 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    he's note a spellchecker anymore.

  • @patrink12
    @patrink12 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm applying tomorrow!

  • @TheCrazyCoasterKid
    @TheCrazyCoasterKid 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best joke google ever did because I belived it for a second!LOL

  • @deathpoetress
    @deathpoetress 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhh, Google- your April Fool's Jokes never cease to have me in stitches over their abject silliness....lololol😂😂😂...*too bad, really...I'm an out of work Writer/Physic/Excellent Vocabulary & Spelling- (I'm not typing 80,000 wpm though! gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE😲lol)...*sigh*....onwards with the job search, then😳...oh-well.

  • @onlyac
    @onlyac 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very cool. I want to become an autocompleter

  • @ZrednaZ
    @ZrednaZ 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I know what I want to be when I grow up!

  • @Crushdag
    @Crushdag 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is amazing! How could he possibly guess that I am extremely terrified of chinese people?!?

  • @Cdinosaur123
    @Cdinosaur123 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    once the neural scanner came in I knew it was a joke ... yeah i'm that slow.