Naedeslus I like endings where you can just interpret what happens on your own. My take is humanity just abandoned Midgar to live in a more eco-friendly manner. Midgar was founded on the use of Mako energy, after all.
You mean a cheesy "And they lived happily ever after"? FF VII is better than that. Nothing more needs to be told. The game ends (before the credits) with one of the best scenes in gaming.
The End. EXPLODES The video. EXPLODES My PC. EXPLODES My country. EXPLODES The world. EXPLODES The Universe. Make and another egg off matter and EXPLODES Too many Explosions .............EXPLODES!!!!
bruce lee The video quality of FF7 was very grainy, so it could look both as "Midgar is more nature friendly" OR "Midgar was destroyed and is now a overgrown ruins" as ending. Maybe Red XIII just barely survived the onslaught of destruction becaue he's more nimble and short then the others who horribly died. Tough now with Advent Children we know the truth, so yay.
Roger van der Weide I forget where it says it in the game or implies it... but. Neither the black or white materia where good for human life. Black materia kills all things good for the planet. Humans aren't all that bad for the planet so they die. White materia kills all things bad for the planet. Humans arn't really all that good for the planet either so they die. In both cases Midgar being FULL of humans was the primary target for both materia. This is exactly why the city still managed to be destroyed even when both materia met.
+Bla Laa i have been playing the game recently again. If i remember correctly the white materia just attracts the meteor to Midgar to destroy it. Bugenhagen is the one that mentions he wonders what side humans are.
Your thinking of the black materia. Also you find out later int he game via movie that the "meteor" isn't a meteor after all but some kind of demonic summon. Its sentient and attacks things with purpose completely unlike a big rock. The only reason why people think its a meteor is because it covers its body with rock. Remember when they try to blow it up with a big materia missile? You see a hard turtle like metalic shell underneath the rock layer. You also see it recovering the rocks it lost with a kind of electrical tractor beam. The second movie at the end of the game when it attacks earth you don't see if smash into the planet. What you do see it do it almost surgically removes midgar from the face of the planet via tornado. It was almost like the tornado where its hands and fingers.
Just finished playing Final Fantasy 7 on the Switch so I finally can check this out and yeah it was weird they decided to abruptly end it like that, Was everyone ok? But I did like how it's like a epic blockbuster movie that has explosions and emotional scenes. I guess you didn't include Cloud in a dress or Mr.Palmer being hit by a truck as they didn't include explosions XD. I guess all that's left for me now is to watch Advent Children. I believe people disliked it. I guess it's because they had the audacity to bring back a certain character.
I love Final Fantasy 7, not only is it my favourite Final Fantasy, it's my favourite game if all time! Having said that this parody is awesome! Was laughing throughout! :D
A very accurate Description of what happens in FF7. I have 1000+ Hours on this game, and i can tell, everything is exactly what he showed us ;D Best game for ever EXPLODES!
so this was the origin of Michael Bay......hmmmm who knew explosions romantical emotions and blond haired dudes would make a movie.......OH WAIT a masterpice of gaming so good.
Sephiroth:you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger
I used Enemy Skill. Master Magic + W Magic ( Dual Magic). Master Summon + W Summon ( Dual Summon). And I used five summons, KOTR* , Hades , Phoenix , Bahamut ( Neo or Zero ) , and Alexander*
The most important question regarding the immensely complicated plot and masterfully constructed story elements of this incredible game. If Red XIII has kids, who's the mother?
In FF7: Before Crisis, you find out about a female, uhh, fire cat-dog trying to perform a ritual with Nanaki. Her name is Deneh, and is likely the mother.
"You killed me, and by killing me make me stronger" ANY FF final boss ever xD
It wasn't even his final form.
Michael bay is heavily influenced by Final Fantasy VII
MIND EXPLODES!
You explode
+Dr.Draedik Gaming Your face explodes
Imagine if the sun had a mind...
should've added the line "The Temple of the Ancients.... implodes?"
I was thinking exactly the same
Very much this D:
"OMIGOD LOOK. ITS DA LIFESTREAM."
That line never gets old to me.
0/10 not enough explosions
windtear Is that you Michael Bay?
That was pretty accurate for the most part, including the ending. It's like they forgot to write an epilogue.
Naedeslus I like endings where you can just interpret what happens on your own.
My take is humanity just abandoned Midgar to live in a more eco-friendly manner. Midgar was founded on the use of Mako energy, after all.
You mean a cheesy "And they lived happily ever after"? FF VII is better than that. Nothing more needs to be told. The game ends (before the credits) with one of the best scenes in gaming.
***** Of course humanity survived. The beautiful music surely doesn't accompany the end of the human race.
kuribo04 Well to be fair, I wouldn't exactly call what happens afterwards happy.
***** Sadly I haven't yet.
It is probably pretty cynical, knowing Kubrick. But I don't think FFVII is a cynical game.
Imagine if Cloud was the real Sephiroth instead... what a twist.
It's like it was meant to be...
Haha like Fight Club?
*We don't talk about that!*
stalker226 -imagine if cloud was actually a genetically engineered copy of someone else-
lol ikr that would be a twist
Shinietehmit And he is! :0
hahahah oh fuck, the end made me laugh
"the end"
"red xiii has children"
"the end"
"EXPLODES!!"
....EXPLODES!!
for a video this short the explenation is surprisingly accurate.
The End. EXPLODES
The video. EXPLODES
My PC. EXPLODES
My country. EXPLODES
The world. EXPLODES
The Universe. Make and another egg off matter and EXPLODES
Too many Explosions .............EXPLODES!!!!
Apparently this video taught me that Micheal Bay made FF7.
YES A MICHAEL BAY JOKE! CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Final fantasy 7: Micheal Bay edition.
Damn, beat me to it...
Guess what Michael Bay's mind did when he discovered FF7.
I didn't know that Michael Bay directed Final Fantasy 7...
When Kirby swallows Michael Bay, he gets the bomb ability!!!
Wrong game...
Amater chu
YES A MICHAEL BAY JOKE! CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder I never got into this game. Not enough explosions.
Let me fix that...
EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPLODES
That enough?
@@escardar Hmm....needs more explosions
Is it just me, or did those 48,38537 microseconds feel like 97,665762 microseconds?
I thought I was the only one who felt that way
If Red XIII has children, that means they lived. because it showed Midgar covered in grass
bruce lee The video quality of FF7 was very grainy, so it could look both as "Midgar is more nature friendly" OR "Midgar was destroyed and is now a overgrown ruins" as ending.
Maybe Red XIII just barely survived the onslaught of destruction becaue he's more nimble and short then the others who horribly died.
Tough now with Advent Children we know the truth, so yay.
Roger van der Weide I forget where it says it in the game or implies it... but. Neither the black or white materia where good for human life. Black materia kills all things good for the planet. Humans aren't all that bad for the planet so they die. White materia kills all things bad for the planet. Humans arn't really all that good for the planet either so they die. In both cases Midgar being FULL of humans was the primary target for both materia. This is exactly why the city still managed to be destroyed even when both materia met.
Black materia EXPLODES!
+Bla Laa i have been playing the game recently again. If i remember correctly the white materia just attracts the meteor to Midgar to destroy it. Bugenhagen is the one that mentions he wonders what side humans are.
Your thinking of the black materia. Also you find out later int he game via movie that the "meteor" isn't a meteor after all but some kind of demonic summon. Its sentient and attacks things with purpose completely unlike a big rock. The only reason why people think its a meteor is because it covers its body with rock. Remember when they try to blow it up with a big materia missile? You see a hard turtle like metalic shell underneath the rock layer. You also see it recovering the rocks it lost with a kind of electrical tractor beam. The second movie at the end of the game when it attacks earth you don't see if smash into the planet. What you do see it do it almost surgically removes midgar from the face of the planet via tornado. It was almost like the tornado where its hands and fingers.
"My rocketship will never explode"
"Cid's rocketship explodes!"
LMAO
a few years later and i remember this video... good memories... EXPLOOOOODES HAHA
i wonder if deidara would think of this video a great work of art. lol
spyro115 ART.... IS AN *EXPLOSION*
"My rocket ship will never explode." 1 second latter, "this rocket ship explodes." lol
Best video I've seen all day! EXPLODES
final fantasy 7 in 2 words;
everything explodes.
Yuffies WHEEE when flying into midgar was so cute lmfao
The morale of the story is, EVERYTHING EXPLODES is a badass game though :D
The video EXPLODES!
I didn't realise so many people thought Michael was spelt 'Micheal'.
Jebus495 'Spelt' is not incorrect. Americans demand 'spelled' while the British don't give a shit either way.
Indeed!
Jebus495 I'm Canadian and I have always written spelt. I think it is the norm for Canada.
Love the fact you added red XIII bit at the end, that was awesome!
Thanks for making this video :))
Something tells me this video's pretty explosive. Could be wrong...
Directed by Michael bay
i like the part where it EXPLODES!
what about the part where it explodes?
This is the most new grounds thing I've ever seen
That sums up my playthrough perfectly!
This is perfection.
Even in 2021, its still exploding.
For being the "diamond" weapon, it's surely the squishiest.
alternate title: Final Fantasy VII - directed by Michael Bay
that ending was also spot on lol
I am the 1st one to make a Michael Bay joke on this video.... Dammit!
I didn't realise so much exploded in FF7 :)
This never gets old.
TH-cam EXPLODES!!!!!
all the times i played this game and i never really noticed the amount of explosions. and yet this vid is so damn true xD
love the way he says EXPLODES
and...tifa's voice is really cute
7.8/10 too many explosions
OperationDEEZ isnt that the whole point
The whole point EXPLODES!
TehDarkWolf The whole point EXPLODES again!
OperationDEEZ explodes
OperationDEEZ NUTZ EXPLODES
Just finished playing Final Fantasy 7 on the Switch so I finally can check this out and yeah it was weird they decided to abruptly end it like that, Was everyone ok? But I did like how it's like a epic blockbuster movie that has explosions and emotional scenes. I guess you didn't include Cloud in a dress or Mr.Palmer being hit by a truck as they didn't include explosions XD.
I guess all that's left for me now is to watch Advent Children. I believe people disliked it. I guess it's because they had the audacity to bring back a certain character.
Bestest description of this video that has ever embraced this existance itself as place to exist:
Explosions.
Everything explodes.
Not enough explosions.
This has aged well x'D
Reactor explodes
Reactor... Cloud explodes
Friends explode
Bomb explodes
Upperplate explodes
Lowerplate explodes
Barret explodes
Cid's rocket ship explodes
Weapon explodes
Weapon... Sisterray explodes
Saphire weapon explodes again
Cloud's Brain explodes
peaceful medical facility in the soothing surroundings of nature EXPLODES
ProudCloud EXPLODES
Diamond weapon explodes sister ray explodes
Shinra headquarters explodes
Rufus explodes
Sephiroth explodes
Sephiroth explodes again
Northern crater EXPLODES
*The end* EXPLODES
You annoyed me...And by annoying me you got a punishment
Weird creeper/TNT/whatever EXPLODES
+185TNT michel bay: this game sucks. Not enough explosions
yah ikr
EXPLODES
Cloud is officially smash bros. Fanbase explodes!!!!!!
hahahaahahaha looove it. Still my second favorite RPG behind Chrono Trigger.
12/12-2015 Well I HAVE Ideas. More Explode Video Definitely!
I am saddened by the serious lack of explosions.
So Micheal Bay directed Final Fantasy 7...
Will he be doing the FF7 remake?
I love Final Fantasy 7, not only is it my favourite Final Fantasy, it's my favourite game if all time! Having said that this parody is awesome! Was laughing throughout! :D
That would ruin the shocking plot twist.
Man, Killer Queen is just crawling all over this video.
Rufus looked extremely surprised to be exploding
I really like the fact AVALANCHE thought they would actually succeed in destroying 2 reactors in the same week and expect no change in security.
pretty much sums it up lmao still love ff7 to death
Why does everything have to explode
Never realized how often the party fails. Also, explosions.
Did Micheal Bay made this game? Cause it sure seem like it.
He should problem make a movie of this game
Oh fuck no! I will not let Final Fantasy be the next victim of Micheal's butt-raping bastardizations.
He was probably inspired by this game to make movies with lots of explosions!
Michael Bay Explodes!
Alice Ginger Meanwhile, in Advent Children...
itwuzavalibles256 Wut????
Wasn't there an explosion at the Gold Saucer?
A very accurate Description of what happens in FF7.
I have 1000+ Hours on this game, and i can tell, everything is exactly what he showed us ;D
Best game for ever EXPLODES!
When you put it like that, there really was a lot of exploding in FF7...
Only until now I realize FF7 is just a story of never-ending explosions.
Final Fantasy VII Remake released
Fandom explodes
so this was the origin of Michael Bay......hmmmm who knew explosions romantical emotions and blond haired dudes would make a movie.......OH WAIT a masterpice of gaming so good.
Sephiroth:you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger you killed me and by killing me you made me stronger
You annoyed me...And by annoying me you made me angrier
TehDarkWolf good one
q EXPLODES!
omg i cant type it anymore
Long adventure to find Sephrioth. That's where I am stuck. The long adventure took me a whole month.
directed by Michael Bay
YES A MICHAEL BAY JOKE! CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh no! The lasers are about to..."
THE END
Red XIII has children.
THE END
EXPLODES!
This is so true. Basically everything in the game is destroyed/killed/exploded after serving the purpose of advancing the storyline.
+joaogrrr You mean the plot device?
Still the best FF7 remake
He forgot the ancient temple explode when the team went to get the black materia...
Directed by Michael Bay!
I used Enemy Skill. Master Magic + W Magic ( Dual Magic). Master Summon + W Summon ( Dual Summon). And I used five summons, KOTR* , Hades , Phoenix , Bahamut ( Neo or Zero ) , and Alexander*
Omg! Hahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 Definitely got the ending right.
Waiting for a final fantasy 10 in minutes
Emerald Weapon explodes!
Ruby Weapon explodes!
You got a event out of order. Diamond explodes before you even get to infiltrate Midgar at the end of disc 2
i didnt laugh but i chuckled like a mother fucker every time he said explodes.
And here I thought it was gonna end with world explodes. Oh well.
Exploding references were made 24 times 😂
the plot explodes
Watch in 240p for best viewing experience.
Meteor explodes, ShinRa explodes, Red XIII has children, The end... EXPLODES
The most important question regarding the immensely complicated plot and masterfully constructed story elements of this incredible game.
If Red XIII has kids, who's the mother?
+Arjanator tifa............................
In FF7: Before Crisis, you find out about a female, uhh, fire cat-dog trying to perform a ritual with Nanaki. Her name is Deneh, and is likely the mother.
They forgot to add that during the last boss fight with Sephiroth the entire solar system expldoes, several times.
Like button is clicked.
Like button EXPLODES.
Temple of Ancients EXPLODES!!!!
Oh my Gosh I can't take it anymore xDDD "Everything explooodes!" xD
Michael Bay: "0/20 not enough explosion ..." ...
*MICHAEL BAY EXPLODE*
I.... I never knew there were so many explosions...
Sephiroth Trunks CONFAIRMED
Here are reasons why Michael Bay made this game:1)Explosions2) Tifa's "HUGE TRACKS OF LAND!"3) More Explosions4) Giant Robots5) Explosions Galore
My Happiness explodes. Because as if their weren't enough explosion jokes around already. Damn funny video.
......and MIDGAR?!
EXPLODES!!