Could you give me a rough translation? My mandarin is lacking and all I pretty much understood was there was a war being fought with soldiers (kinda duh 😅), and someone brought their wife and two sons (then proceeds to tell each of their names).
@@theminuteman7611 Its a reading of the book of Ruth starting from the very beginning You can just go read the bible from there, it'll be more accurate than anything I can translate lol
As a fellow American born Taiwanese Christian classically trained musician, who can speak Mandarin, I second that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 And yes, it is the Book of Ruth 1
@@XEdeamI sometimes wonder where people listen to phone calls from... Not to spite you or anything, I just see people listen to the bottom end of their phones
this video has taught me an invaluable lesson I don't understand Chinese. Nor have I memorized the Bible. Therefore, the right ear is effectively just random phonemes being spoken to me by an machine-generated voice. This has utterly changed my worldview.
After ingesting a pill that increases my intelligence over tenfold, I realized that I have two ears and that this is the perfect way to make use of both.
it's ok, sometimes some people can't retain their smooth brains and stay dumb. if it is fate that your brain shall wrinkle then i can't stop it. you are passing on, i bid thee a good journey
This video has really opened my mind to the finer parts of life. I never thought that the world we live in could be so beautiful, and any beauty i've seen so far i've always taken for granted. Watching this video truly shows me the true beauty life can bring you, and the wonderful things that us humans were able to do in this world. My life has transended into a new era because of this wonderful creation you have made. Thank you for making this masterpiece.
I didn't know why were my businesses crashing, my balance limping and my love life withering, until I realized put on my headphones the wrong way around 10/10 changed my life
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Full version is out on my channel guys pls stop asking its literally there
pin the comment, dum dum
@@TheBrickWhisperer cant, not enough channel history according to youtube.
Where's the full version
@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous:(
Make more videos, we need a full version with all 9 hours of bible and different Mozart music
where is the full version?
The education which my kids deserve
1 million subs and 1 like💀💀
Your content pre 2019 incident was much better
Tf is scorpo doing here
This is the third random comment I saw him make 💀🙏
omggg scorpoo
Man you are a legend
Book is Ruth 1 (路得記，第一章 Lù dé jì, dì yī zhāng)
Song is Mozart's Flute Concerto No.2 in D Major, K.314
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are you ambidextrous?
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Thank you for letting me find the specific book of the Bible in Chinese
🤓👆
As a Christian classical musician who can speak chinese, this is exactly what i needed.
Could you give me a rough translation? My mandarin is lacking and all I pretty much understood was there was a war being fought with soldiers (kinda duh 😅), and someone brought their wife and two sons (then proceeds to tell each of their names).
@@theminuteman7611 Its a reading of the book of Ruth starting from the very beginning
You can just go read the bible from there, it'll be more accurate than anything I can translate lol
@@theminuteman7611someone said it’s the Book of Ruth chapter 1
As a fellow American born Taiwanese Christian classically trained musician, who can speak Mandarin, I second that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
And yes, it is the Book of Ruth 1
@@angelicgirl13 *****american born Chinese
The fact that the right and left on screen are backwards is the cherry on top
Well, technically they’re correct, assuming they’re referring to the ears of the 3D modelled person on screen and not the listener
probably to mess with people without earphones
Anatomical position has joined the chat 😅
I don't see It as relevant.
its bc it matches up with the guy's ears
This video made me realize one of my speakers wasn't working properly. Thank you
This video made me realize my headphones I’ve been using for 7 years are wired backwards
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😅
HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE LMAO
Lmao
It's ok, it's an educational video
We recommend headphones for best experience: ignores
Right ear The bible (Chinese) Left ear Mozart (2x speed): GRABS HEADPHONES INSTANTLY
This is a good test for my uneven iPhone top and bottom speakers
@@hongthainguyen5334 Wait. Those were speakers?
@@XEdeamI sometimes wonder where people listen to phone calls from... Not to spite you or anything, I just see people listen to the bottom end of their phones
that shit was not funny
@@noax_frunreal
I think I unironically would enjoy a longer version of this, lol
say less th-cam.com/video/dz8jg6Yw2JY/w-d-xo.htmlsi=wbLpHYlW7T1rLCA1
sure why not, i still have the fl file.
Put on loop
@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous please do it i would also unironiclaly enjoy this
@@mashypotatywithgravy1398 I already released it
this video has taught me an invaluable lesson
I don't understand Chinese.
Nor have I memorized the Bible.
Therefore, the right ear is effectively just random phonemes being spoken to me by an machine-generated voice.
This has utterly changed my worldview.
I don't know why, but this is probably the hardest I've laughed in 6 months
Your face while “laughing” 😐
@@ASRMN27shit comment
starting my morning right
Same here
start your morning with the (chinese) bible? why not with the left
I read morning night
real shit
honestly arent we all
this deserves to gain views as fast as i'm learning
Video drops to 1 view
@@zivamayne the number becomes negative for the first time in history
John Cena's daily routine be like
Zhong Xina*
racist
@@catsupempire3920YOU'RE RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
racer
racing
this feels like an audio tutorial for a skillset I cannot begin to comprehend
I’m a classically trained Chinese Christian and the algorithm has finally recommended the perfect video for me
ah yes, the perfect way to learn mandarin, read the bible, and listen to classical music
Brainmaxxing
Brain rot maxxing
@@theseangle*_BYE BYE_*
Hello Kitty.
And also to learn which is left and right.
Three things I can absolutely live without lol
I feel like my social credit score is rapidly oscillating
I don't know if that is the case.
CCP does not like the Bible, or Christianity.
Edit: wait, I think that what you said is sorta make sense.
@@LojuncosaurusAltowhat about mozart
@Ya-Kids-Topic
Let me check for a bit....
Alright, Mozart is tolerable enough for them.
bro really thinks China discriminates against religion and music
wtf is wrong with you people@@LojuncosaurusAlto
@@lagudoufubrother they have committed genocide against muslims ☠️
3D audio is the funniest thing i found today
And they say multi-tasking is hard. You have two ears, two eyes, two nostrils and two hands for a reason.
And only one brain...
Truly a masterpiece. Can't wait for right ear Jordan Peterson (Jordanian Arabic), left ear Turbo Phonk (slowed and reverbed).
Turbofolk*
No
Brainrot
@@pyroteknikk3127 ana abu brainrot
th-cam.com/video/fdgb1LYLxZo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=TcCYSsWHSj2B3wln
You got it
this is what i listen to every morning now. thanks for this masterpiece.
After ingesting a pill that increases my intelligence over tenfold, I realized that I have two ears and that this is the perfect way to make use of both.
I believe you were having a classic case of the placebee effect
> Experiences 8,000,000 Years Of Consciousness In The Subway Station.
Pffffft. Stupid science people couldn't even make I smarter
I personally use brainmax from regular show
accela?
Instead of the “left left right right both both” audio videos, I’ve been using this whenever I want to use my spare wired earbuds, helps a lot
Full version when
Left ear (Quran, Hebrew recitation)
Right ear (Gunshots Chicago ASMR)
Yes please
Palestine ASMR
@@Buto.7103 lmaoooo
@@Buto.7103nah 💀💀
@@Buto.7103:|
Fun fact: the piece is mozart’s flute concerto no. 2 in d major
Thank you
Deez nuts are majorly sore (I have testicular cancer)
What's fun about that fact tho
Thank you so much
@@Shepherdd__nothing fun, but there are just people who realize and know that mozart is the goat and there is nothing better music
Thank u for right ear the bible chinese, left ear Mozart ive been searching for this everywhere
Now I can learn Chinese, the bible and mozart all at the same time, thanks
I like how the words are on the opposite side of the audio
They are the correct sides for the man in the image.
envision yourself in his position
@@grqfesI couldn't, he is transcendent.
you must know the path then. the psycho path.
@@grqfes i can't. i could never be him
I can feel my brane getting wrinklelier
i think you'll find that the word wrinklier does not require a second letter "l"
it's ok, sometimes some people can't retain their smooth brains and stay dumb. if it is fate that your brain shall wrinkle then i can't stop it. you are passing on, i bid thee a good journey
I think you've got a fine brane, Jack.
So glad someone made it
I don’t know who came up with this combination, but thanks for blessing us
As a Chinese Christian who also plays instruments, this is perfect!
Crazy how mozart still sounds amazing at 2x speed
lol why would it not?
the nightcore pipeline
lowkey sound better 🫣
是这样的喵
I have listened to this to the end. And i don't regret a SECOND of it.
can you make Right ear Mozart (2x speed), Left ear the bible (chinese)? i have rightear-canthear-bibleiosis and leftear-canthear-mozartiosis
Sure, ill even make a slowed + reverbed tiktok sigma gym top G edit audio version of it
@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneousIt's been 4days we need it
@@xmariokiler2443 wtf it's actually been 4 days
Bro just turn your headphones around
@@ONE8MATICMiscellaneous its been 3 months can you already release it
As someone who is and understands Chinese, this is actually surprising relaxing
This video has really opened my mind to the finer parts of life. I never thought that the world we live in could be so beautiful, and any beauty i've seen so far i've always taken for granted. Watching this video truly shows me the true beauty life can bring you, and the wonderful things that us humans were able to do in this world. My life has transended into a new era because of this wonderful creation you have made. Thank you for making this masterpiece.
I literally have no idea what this is but it changed my life
This is what Charlie was listening to when he got more smarter and started learning Mandarin when he realized he had 2 ears
I played 7 of these videos from different people at once in separate browser tabs. Now I am become wisdom, enlightener of worlds.
this has become my go to left-right headphone test
I love the idea that there exists a bodybuilder guy who did this of his own accord without any irony
Thank you so much!
This is what we've all been missing in our lives!
I don't have headphones so i hear both
im pretty sure you're supposed to hear both either way buddy
@@meowrx33 I wanna listen to one side buddy
@@Noughtsgnikthen why are you here buddy
@@Local_Toilet_Stealer go find me the bible in chinese buddy
@@Noughtsgnik aight it's called "chinese union version bible "
this is the best headphones test i have ever seen
revolutionary piece of media. this will be praise for centuries to come
Man. A half a million views in 10 days!!! Way to go dude!!!
This changed my life
Changed my life permanently!
i can literally feel my social credit score increasing as i'm listening to this
It's actually decreasing because you are listening to the Bible
@@carterwogoman5421 as a matter of fact, the real reason he hasnt replied to your comment yet is because the CCP already found him
@@carterwogoman5421 Pleasantly surprised how many people know the Bible is illegal (or at least know its considered bad) in china.
The funniest thing about this is that studies actually suggest that music is perceived better through the left ear and language through the right ear
This is just what I needed. Now I can multitask and learn mozart twice as fast!
0:21 cardiac arrest
I hear it too lol
这是很好的视频 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
I'm not christian
I'm not chinese
I live in kenya
This shit is one of the greatest pieces of art ever produced
As someone who cannot speak Chinese, is not a musician, and is not Christian, this is exactly what I needed.
Hello Thai soldiers.
He is an Indian doctor.
I think he is a Muslim painter.
Thank you for being my test video while I figured out how to reverse my headphones audio.
I have incorporated this into my life and now I’ve ascended and I’m living life on a different plane 🙏
This video made me realize I have been listening with Mono audio for decades since when can sounds be different in each ear.
Imagine this with a beer
Brainmaxxing
I put this on when I study, and it’s helped a lot. Thanks!
this just made figure out what part of my earbuds aint workin since i brought them tysm
My headphones are broken so I can only hear the bible in chinese, very insightful.
I have absolutely no idea why, but this is very calming to me
As someone who both play violin and has learned chinese. This is what it's like inside my brain.
I just bought new noise cancelling headphones with suround sound for $250, and the first thing I test it with is this video
This is a podcast actually worth listening to.
I didn't know why were my businesses crashing, my balance limping and my love life withering, until I realized put on my headphones the wrong way around
10/10 changed my life
This make me very emotional. I'm sitting at my chair, tears flowing down my face.
Not one comment about charlie? He learned Mandarin perfectly using this method!
Why do they fit so welll????? It sounds so sweet ❤😊
Can't wait for this to show up in everyone's recommended in 3 years
thank you it has changed my life
I loved it
Thank you Hezekaust
now I’m a theologian fluent in Mandarin, an expert in classic music, and shredded like Dwane Johnson
I got a social credit score of 100000 just by watching this video, How educational it was. Magnificent!
I love this so so much!! ❤
My right ear loved the mozart music, and my left ear did with the chinese bible
would love the longer version just make sure the sound is smooth right now it is harsh to the ears
i fucking just realized ive been wearing my headphones in the wrong fcking ear for 2 years
This is perfect to help study my triple major in mandarin, theology and musical history.
definitely gonna set this as my alarm
and that is how i found out that i have been wearing my headphones backwards for the last four years
This channel had no business making the thumbnail go so hard
i use this to check if my monitors are wired correctly. thank you
i kindly thank you for this memorable experience
The combo we didn’t deserve but the combo we needed 🇨🇳☦️❤️
Thanks to this, now I know that I have been wearing my earphone wrong the whole time
This is what Einstein listened to before inventing the theory of relativity
I could feel my brain enlarging, such an enlightening experience
Always listening to this every morning 😊
I needed this to check which earbud was which. Thanks 👍
this permanently changed my life
just what i was looking for, thank you
I’m seriously enjoying this more than what should be legally aloud
And I need at least an hour long version
just checking if my headphones are on the right way, thanks op👍
This is one of the videos of all time
This saved my life! ❤