BOB'S FILTHY, DIRTY, UNBELIEVABLE LUCK | Monopoly

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  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11070

    Bob: "Hold on, I need to think about this."
    Ubisoft: "So you have chosen, death."

    • @jefferey_92
      @jefferey_92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why do I always see your comments?

    • @firockfinion3326
      @firockfinion3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jefferey_92 I dunno, they're popular I guess?

    • @Emma-if9bf
      @Emma-if9bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is your profile picture a Slorg from Neopets with glasses of some kind?

    • @coolperson10-m
      @coolperson10-m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I guess they didn't know that selling and mortgage were a thing...

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jefferey TH-cam recently made an update that makes it so you see more comments made by channel members (ex. Heart next to their name on mark’s channel), and chances are, if you like a persons free content so much that you pay them money, you’ll probably be commenting on practically every video they make.

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3982

    They're so confused by the bankruptcy And then wade "IM IN SECOND PLAAAACE!!!!"

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I'M FIRST PLAAAACE! THIS IS THE SECONDTIME I'VE WON STUpidly...
      Petition to name Wade Cincinnati's Jacksepticeye?

    • @firedoctor1
      @firedoctor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NeRethil Wolfsson no

    • @BleepBlorp11
      @BleepBlorp11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts is this a joke I don't get or do u actually think it's spelled like this?

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The bankruptcy happened to Bob because it was idle for too long, the game gives you I believe three chances to not be idle otherwise it'll automatically bankrupt you.

    • @ImmortalKaicast
      @ImmortalKaicast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BleepBlorp11 it's a joke :)

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3159

    I love that Mark was legitimately upset about Ubisoft just chucking Bob out the door due to inactivity. Seriously, trades were going down, Mark was going to try and hang in there while Bob dominated the planet, and Wade was there too. It _was_ a good game and I really wanted to see it play out.

    • @jynxezoir370
      @jynxezoir370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Just all this talk about mark and Bob and then just "oh yeah and wade was there"

    • @Violentactsofmc
      @Violentactsofmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bob pressed the wrong button that's all that happened

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@Violentactsofmc Nah, my man.
      This game, and this game _specifically,_ has an absolutely embarrassing track record of crashing, bugging-out, glitching, and doing all sorts of stupid shit. And Ubisoft is aware of it too, because tons of complaints have been lodged.
      I've watched it fuck up on Mark, Bob, Wade, the Grumps, and ChilledChaos multiple times. Ubisoft just sucks, which is a shock to no one.

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Violentactsofmc it’s a cheaply made game, and this is one of the results of that cheapness.

    • @BigSteve9713
      @BigSteve9713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's also fucked up for Irish
      YpuTuber CallMeKevin. He
      Has also played this online game

  • @kaimango7012
    @kaimango7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12263

    Mark: Someone stop Bob!!
    Ubisoft: Stops Bob
    Mark: Not like that!

    • @goriahto3121
      @goriahto3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      You made me choke on my soda with that comment of yours

    • @dannyn6558
      @dannyn6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I bet there's countless of times Mark tells Bob; "You're one of my bros, but I hate you some times".

    • @soakyarchive8788
      @soakyarchive8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Timestamp?

    • @tinatatum4308
      @tinatatum4308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FUNNY

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@dannyn6558 Bob is always alpha beyond anything mark could ever comprehend,
      but he never lets it show because he's the nice one.

  • @jazzy_jaymond
    @jazzy_jaymond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6407

    Bob: I passed go again!
    Wade: I've passed go twice and gotten $0
    Mark: You guys are passing go?

    • @nbewarwe
      @nbewarwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Wrong. Wade passed go twice and got $ -250

    • @thesoupman7575
      @thesoupman7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Still technically got 0 dollars

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      technically he earned 0$

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣 perfect

    • @ALilMayhemMayhaps
      @ALilMayhemMayhaps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nbewarwe still getting zero dollars

  • @ImOasis_
    @ImOasis_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2717

    26:29 I love how Mark and Bob are baffled by what transpired and Wade is just happy to be second

    • @watermelone6365
      @watermelone6365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mark and Bob were like "WTF IS HAPPENING" Wade over here be like "LET"S GOOOOOOO"

  • @icecoldroast9447
    @icecoldroast9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3263

    I automatically read it as “Wade” instead of “Bob” because I’m so used to it being Wade in the title.

  • @soupyboi6439
    @soupyboi6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    Bob: *Rolls the highest*
    Everyone: "but wait.. That's cheating.."

    • @thornedsage
      @thornedsage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's why the game made him go bankrupt, because he got the highest roll

    • @flamesinfinity2126
      @flamesinfinity2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait. Thats illegal.

  • @chasenelson9660
    @chasenelson9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3947

    Mark: Unbelievable poor and unlucky
    Bob: Literally owns the entire world
    Mark: Makes the comeback of the century and steals a world and a half from Bob and Wade

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      that's a story as olllllld as time.

    • @brendanoleary8234
      @brendanoleary8234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1,000th like a,

    • @tuckergrimes4189
      @tuckergrimes4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sounds like america and the brits in 1776

    • @nadanican
      @nadanican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you put mark down twice.

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nadanican who’s wade?

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5762

    "I'M IN SECOND PLACE!!" -Wade celebrating after Bob's massive fortune instantly transferred to Mark

  • @Lugo1908
    @Lugo1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    Mark and Wade: ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS!
    Bob: EEEEELLLLSSS!

  • @le_cheese4220
    @le_cheese4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4572

    Wade wins by doing absolutely nothing
    Sounds familar

    • @Lilypup142
      @Lilypup142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOVE YOUR PFP

    • @JeSuisMrCraft
      @JeSuisMrCraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      weegee's meme

    • @greedwrath1340
      @greedwrath1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THATONEANGEL EPICLY SCREAMING
      AAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @plasmetal8225
      @plasmetal8225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wade is secretly Luigi in disguise.

    • @Dcc357
      @Dcc357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      By doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else... Wade! This trophy's for you!

  • @pucamisc
    @pucamisc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    True friendship: hating on each other until something unfair happens.

  • @humanstandssans2484
    @humanstandssans2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Bob: *Winning*
    Ubisoft: "Aaaaand It's gone!"

  • @Jellybeanthecat743
    @Jellybeanthecat743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Bob’s sadistic glee in forcing Mark and Wade to fight for properties he can’t afford is absolutely hilarious.

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5023

    Nobody:
    Mark: I was too *POOR* as a child to afford monopoly so we played with rocks and leaves.

    • @lilyy_du
      @lilyy_du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      it's a miracle he was rich enough to afford the leaves and rocks!

    • @leoprzytuac3660
      @leoprzytuac3660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      nah, he was too poor to afford hands

    • @GeneralAlias
      @GeneralAlias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😐

    • @kittencool1442
      @kittencool1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guys stop replying to him your just making Mark more jealous of our life’s

    • @henrymai8905
      @henrymai8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      See I was to poor to afford a rock or leaf I just played with my head because I was to poor to afford limbs

  • @jackofsometrades9208
    @jackofsometrades9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6241

    That was literally the quickest game of monopoly ever

    • @044Charlie
      @044Charlie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The video was edited...

    • @cedricantunes4600
      @cedricantunes4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Oh the hours I've spend on monopoly for the switch... i play against AI, it's horrible... they are sooooo slow

    • @theofficialgoth
      @theofficialgoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      No, the quickest game is the one where everyone just quits within the first 5 minutes.

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@theofficialgoth Yup like when someone cheats and then someone else flips the board over.

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theofficialgoth Yup like when someone cheats and then someone else flips the board over.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3211

    I didn't really wanna see bob win but he shouldn't have lost like that.

    • @DEFCON1GAMRS
      @DEFCON1GAMRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Blame ubisoft, they made the game shite like that, with bugs to spare

    • @syna6622
      @syna6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nate DS he should die as a warrior

    • @LucarioShirona
      @LucarioShirona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It actually makes sense when playing online, despite Bob negotiate a deal with Mark, the game sees it as stalling.

    • @lamestudiosinc418
      @lamestudiosinc418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I loved it, it was fucking hilarious

    • @donaldbaird7849
      @donaldbaird7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I feel like they should have an option to turn off timers

  • @geckosgotgames3283
    @geckosgotgames3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    Me: remembers every other monopoly video being 40 minutes to an hour long
    This video: 28:08 minutes long
    Me: oh god

    • @ratsatouile
      @ratsatouile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      there is no way to win a monopoly game in 28 minutes, that is witchcraft

    • @arashoon7246
      @arashoon7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@ratsatouile unless the monopoly game is made by Ubisoft, then all your well over a thousand $ worth of property won't suffice to avoid a total bankrupcy.over 500$ debt.

    • @matowakan
      @matowakan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You can see the full 3 hours on his twitch for free

    • @picksleet9268
      @picksleet9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their playing with speed dice rule

    • @theothenbrabbit998
      @theothenbrabbit998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehem, 28:07 for *me*

  • @pringlesbleach9895
    @pringlesbleach9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    Mark: I was too poor as a child so I couldn’t afford air, So I just didn’t *breathe*

    • @franciosdauteuil4626
      @franciosdauteuil4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      too*

    • @pringlesbleach9895
      @pringlesbleach9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      francios dauteuil I knew I messed up somewhere... eh I’m not gonna change it

    • @itsmilotime
      @itsmilotime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mark: I had to photosynthesize

    • @r43rae
      @r43rae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ????

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just wanted you to know I was the 666 like and I thought that was important information 😅

  • @one_sassyeye4884
    @one_sassyeye4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    0:43 “If you keep killing it, eventually, it will reincarnate into an acceptable form” 😂

    • @Nightowl-xs7el
      @Nightowl-xs7el 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mhm

    • @cyberfox9713
      @cyberfox9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The doctor in a nutshell 😂

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is this? WKM?

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PJOZeus ?

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Who Killed Markiplier - an original mini series he made, actual production - one of the projects that led to A Heist With Markiplier and such forth

  • @academyjason
    @academyjason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    Reads title:
    Bobs Filthy, Dirty , Unbelievable Luck
    *Remembers when in Trouble he only got fives and finally rolled a six when its finished and he rolled for shits and giggles*

    • @franciosdauteuil4626
      @franciosdauteuil4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ah yes the golden era of group videos lmao

    • @raresrares7817
      @raresrares7817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@franciosdauteuil4626 it still is the golden era,most of these group videos are actually parts from livestreams on twitch,you could go there and look at the 3 peens in a pod,that's where most of the group videos are taken and you have countless hours of mark streaming w wade and bob

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@raresrares7817 sounds like heaven

    • @lizbi_makesart6695
      @lizbi_makesart6695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Academy Jason *FLASHBACKS TO VIETMAN*

    • @lizbi_makesart6695
      @lizbi_makesart6695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vietnam sorry xd

  • @Michael-ks6vf
    @Michael-ks6vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    bob: you should buy some properties
    mark & wade: my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that

  • @calebbenoit7011
    @calebbenoit7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    2:34 mark accidentally made the perfect sound effect for the car putting along XD

    • @its_doovey
      @its_doovey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you just made the video so much better 😂

  • @tuachixiong5232
    @tuachixiong5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    26:29 Monopoly breaks down n
    Mark and Bob: "WHAT?!"
    Wade: "I'm iN sEcoNd PlACe!"

    • @maikel5201
      @maikel5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Didn't really break down though, there was a timer running, Bob just wasn't looking at his screen. This is why you go into the trade screen to make negotiations.

    • @IsaacSperrow
      @IsaacSperrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maikel5201 Also to deter time wasting by trolls during multiplayer.

    • @tuachixiong5232
      @tuachixiong5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maikel5201 well you know what I mean

  • @Sweetgirl33343
    @Sweetgirl33343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    Mark: *gets thrown in jail*
    Me: *is thinking about A Heist with Markiplier*

    • @motordragon1975
      @motordragon1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh no not this again.
      Yancy

    • @sunnystars1280
      @sunnystars1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@motordragon1975 I DON'T WANT TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ReeceRedman
      @ReeceRedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sunnystars1280 i had the exact same idea

    • @jack-o-lantern3684
      @jack-o-lantern3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sunnystars1280 LEAVE ME IN LUXURYYYY

    • @thetwitchywarlock
      @thetwitchywarlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i mean he did sing the song

  • @smasher1200
    @smasher1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    23:00, the way that dice magically changes from a 5 was hilarious.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy shite! I didn’t even see that!!

    • @MrSpragueMikuHatsune
      @MrSpragueMikuHatsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      4+1+1=6?

    • @livingcheese2910
      @livingcheese2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrSpragueMikuHatsune Look at the surface of the right dice.

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas ปีที่แล้ว

      That die be phasing into the 4th dimension

    • @biggestwanderer8827
      @biggestwanderer8827 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@livingcheese2910Worst part was that it would have been 7 and would land on the last orange.

  • @brenben10
    @brenben10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    this makes up for all the bs bob had to suffer through during that one trouble game where he could only roll a 5
    update: just saw bob go bankrupt. I guess luck really isn't on his side

  • @edgarlarreynaga4026
    @edgarlarreynaga4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Bob: does great shit in the beginning and is destined to win
    Monopoly: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @olenhol2przez4
      @olenhol2przez4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a Creative comment

    • @Str4ng3
      @Str4ng3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@olenhol2przez4 You're on youtube, honestly, what did you expect? People here can't say anything if it isn't on a shitty, beaten to death meme format.
      cuz maymays are so funni haha 69 420 big keanu chungus wholesome xD

    • @thelastporpoise4854
      @thelastporpoise4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Str4ng3 you people must be fun at parties

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Wade, we gotta team up, and even then I don't think we can win"
    Little did they know Bob was only the miniboss for Lixian...

  • @angelmadera6063
    @angelmadera6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Well I guess that explains why it doesn’t say “Part 1” on a monopoly video that’s only half an hour long

    • @michaelspears5121
      @michaelspears5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Angel Madera they played another game after this one, hopefully he’ll add it

  • @daisymay156
    @daisymay156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I love that after an entire game of Bob dominating them, Mark was genuinely so apologetic about the bankruptcy. Like, there was no moment of glee. He went straight to "I'm so sorry" and ending the game to start again. Wholesome friends ☀️

  • @ReisssPieces
    @ReisssPieces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Mark: "let me show you how it's done"
    Also Mark: lands on the one and only owned spot on the board

  • @joed6141
    @joed6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    Game: Is literally rigged towards Bob
    Mark: That was a good game!

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It really was. The suspense was real

    • @audrey2658
      @audrey2658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it made me really mad. i think it ruins the game completely and didnt want to watch, but according to some comments apparently bob ends up losing so i continued watching

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@audrey2658 it wasn’t actually rigged. Bob was just lucky.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@audrey2658 Why would it make you mad? It's not actually rigged. It's mostly luck

  • @azse8524
    @azse8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    The Ubisoft experience:
    Fatal errors, crashing, resolution breaking.

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget the objectively terrible game design that literally anyone off the street could do better at.

    • @sebthedeb8423
      @sebthedeb8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@selathekobold9832 I want to see you try make a ubisoft game then

    • @jackkenseng2164
      @jackkenseng2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this.

    • @jackkenseng2164
      @jackkenseng2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sebthedeb8423 He can't make a Ubisoft game if he doesn't work for Ubisoft.....

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Wade: "No you can't just activate when not in use!"
    Controller: "HAHA me go 'Brrrrrrrr'"

  • @Mpeace777
    @Mpeace777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Bob: I'm too poor
    Mark: First time?

  • @ItsDanikaFaith
    @ItsDanikaFaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Bob: Why did the splash screen say Ubasoft poon
    Mark: dies trying to sip his water
    Me: I already know this is going to be a great video

  • @egorex1834
    @egorex1834 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3:40 Wade's controller vibrates.
    5:22 Wade gets a railroad. Bob offers to suck.
    9:35 "Are Mark and I sitting at two properties a piece and Bob's at six?" -Wade
    9:53 Mark goes to jail.
    10:46 Mark invites Wade to jail. Guess what happens?
    13:20 Mark lands on the property Bob just bought.
    15:55 Mark realizes he never passed go yet.
    16:25 Mark asks for "frames"
    18:50 Marks gets Boardwalk. "The comeback has begun!!!"
    19:45 WHY DO YOU GET THE DOUBLES!!!
    22:57 Wade realizes he's in hell.

    • @mrifat13
      @mrifat13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamps!! Up up up!
      btw, do you know why Mark included those reddit videos in the end?

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mrifat13?

  • @heyitspsych
    @heyitspsych 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Bob: I wish there was a game mode where your options on the screen are pay or slit his throat and hide the body
    Mr Monopoly: *Nervously laughs*
    *Pulls out gun*
    They know too much......

    • @Treeducky08
      @Treeducky08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now I wanna play Clue.

    • @max4633
      @max4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @danaepeters6019
      @danaepeters6019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do you think Mr.Monopoly goes to jail (there's a spin-off game of this called go to jail)

  • @iidraconia-5339
    @iidraconia-5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    *Nobody:*
    Mark:
    “I will suck nothing,
    But I would take it if you were giving it to me”

    • @mattgolka6266
      @mattgolka6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont take it out of centexr!!!

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mattgolka6266 TOO LATE >:3

    • @yoursaviorishere4365
      @yoursaviorishere4365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s not a masochist. At all.
      As proven by how much fun he’s having in this video.

    • @mrmclovin8498
      @mrmclovin8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes we watched the video

    • @iidraconia-5339
      @iidraconia-5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you all stop. I can support whatever community I please. I honestly find it appalling that people still sink as low as criticising people for what they like doing.

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    11:00 the weird voice vibrato just gets me every time.

  • @fernie5475
    @fernie5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Even with Bob’s incredible luck he still manages to lose 😂

    • @gearavien2784
      @gearavien2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you know what they(I) say, with great luck comes with misfortune.

    • @bones7330
      @bones7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like my luck

  • @cecilia4876
    @cecilia4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    22:10 i sometimes wonder what amy actually thinks when she hears him yell all this.

  • @awkwardz1760
    @awkwardz1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    So I guess it’s safe to assume...
    It was definitely “one of those games”

  • @littletwinstarfav
    @littletwinstarfav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Mark: I will let you pet me because I am a p-
    **thinks about his monetisation**
    Mark: Cat

    • @corneliaeriksson9077
      @corneliaeriksson9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AlexisAnimations then decides to say both dick and pussy later in the game😂

  • @-fire277-5
    @-fire277-5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Marks going back to the good old days of 7 days to die, monopoly, and uno.
    Those were good times

    • @Where14
      @Where14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      - Fire277 - i wish it was just 7 days to die. Thats a really good series that had a long break

    • @justarandomguy3969
      @justarandomguy3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Where14 definetly agree!

    • @Tersina
      @Tersina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can we have prop hunt back too?
      That would be nice...

    • @lasteriti8369
      @lasteriti8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just want consistent GTFO

  • @nigelpaulette4260
    @nigelpaulette4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "My mouse cannot scroll to the right!"
    Flashbacks to hand simulator.

    • @firestorm6576
      @firestorm6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the TANK won't go LEFT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vedamaharaj
    @vedamaharaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Bob and Mark:...
    Everyone:...
    Wade: *IM IN SECOND PLAAAAAACE*

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    Ah yes, the original friendship breaker itself. Prepare yourself everyone
    Oh my god Wade the comeback!
    Edit: Thank you for 1k likes, my god!

    • @j4ck20n_
      @j4ck20n_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      COMEBACK KING!!

    • @jeremybedard1052
      @jeremybedard1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like how America describes Monopoly as a friendship breaker while it only shows how capitalism works.

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jeremy bedard what? Who said all America says it destroy friendship

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremybedard1052 Yes, America rolls dice all the time.

  • @abhinavsingh7919
    @abhinavsingh7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    the "pune" you guys are talking about is a city in INDIA where this game was made

    • @AshuSharma0413
      @AshuSharma0413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Damn! I thought i was the only indian here!

    • @krithika.-.5199
      @krithika.-.5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AshuSharma0413 nope

    • @AshuSharma0413
      @AshuSharma0413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@krithika.-.5199 Noice

    • @jacksonrich4360
      @jacksonrich4360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh, Wade must be from there
      he makes so many punes

    • @alpha_trico1767
      @alpha_trico1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jackson Rich ;-; that... was good, good job.

  • @TFNatural
    @TFNatural 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Mark: starts video by choking
    Everyone in quarantine: Ummmm

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no! He'll spread the virus he doesn't have inside his own house

  • @maxenelorque972
    @maxenelorque972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Mark: *gets choked on water*
    Me: *Gets choked on water because of watching him choke*

    • @kikirodriguez2413
      @kikirodriguez2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me with my 7up ⊙﹏⊙

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not one to judge, despite my inclination to being a hypocrite. You do you, and I'll do me.

    • @MysticG03
      @MysticG03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: *Chokes on water from Reading the comment about choking on Water*

    • @ilikebakinglol890
      @ilikebakinglol890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one

    • @theletters9623
      @theletters9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: gets choked on a bagel because of reading about you being choked because you watched Mark choke

  • @TheTrueDuchess
    @TheTrueDuchess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he started singing "I don't wanna be free" at 10:51, that hit me with a joy that I cannot measure in mere words.

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I don't wanna be freeeeeee~"
      "Leave me in luxurEeEeEeEeEEeEeEe~"

  • @devyl3057
    @devyl3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Bob: Why does the screen say Ubisoft Poon?
    Mark: *Chokes on water while looking fabulos in his blanket*
    Wade: *Just chilling*
    *I knew something bad was going to happen from the start*

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From where you're sitting, this probably looks like a 10 karat run of bad luck. But the truth is...
      T H E G A M E W A S R I G G E D F R O M T H E S T A R T

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Love that Wade's immediate reaction to Bob unintentionally going bankrupt was, "I'M IN SECOND PLACE!"

  • @projectzyz3709
    @projectzyz3709 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Episode 1: "This game works great, why is it mixed reviews?"
    Episode 4: 26:27

  • @Proticity
    @Proticity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The only time I've seen a full game of Monopoly in 27 minutes

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not full though. They quit when Bob ran out of time.

    • @Proticity
      @Proticity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The only time I've seen anyone quit a videogame of Monopoly

    • @nomascontrol
      @nomascontrol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus 90% of people play monopoly wrong sooo

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomascontrol nvm I read it wrong

    • @kevincampbell4544
      @kevincampbell4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allegedly there is a way to win the board game in like 21 seconds, or at least I read that somewhere

  • @kazz7430
    @kazz7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "what can I suck"
    You just know that wasn't their first rodeo

    • @Peshy_
      @Peshy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fatty Batty Actually I asked that question at MY first rodeo, so it could’ve been

    • @AlteryxGaming
      @AlteryxGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peshy I have... serveral questions. None of which... I am entirely sure I want answered...
      lol

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Whenever my family plays Monopoly, it ends up with the smaller, less successful players banding together against the player making bank as we scream that we must defeat capitalism.
    Good times.

    • @Oliver-Thyella
      @Oliver-Thyella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Huh.
      Your Monopoly is a bit more exciting than mine.
      Hope you defeat capitalism my man!

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love that

  • @dragonifyamazing2721
    @dragonifyamazing2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    this friendship is going to end soon if they are continuing this.
    Also me: Watches the outros

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You're in a position to B E G."
    Every Monopoly video needs at least one of these quotes.

    • @ducks7015
      @ducks7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny is a savage when he is winning. Bob is like that x5

  • @Muppio
    @Muppio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Something about Bob going "Wait, hey listen." gets me everytime.

    • @oaksandapartments4889
      @oaksandapartments4889 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, it gets my anger going I guess

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Oh, no wait! Let’s talk about this!”

  • @shreksyshrek6147
    @shreksyshrek6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This brings back memories of when me and my brother would fight over that one property

  • @colinabbott821
    @colinabbott821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I live in the town where all the streets in the og game were based off. That’s why I love this game. I feel like I’m buying the streets in my town and neighboring towns

  • @callumcampbell9326
    @callumcampbell9326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Mark finally passes GO at 20:35

  • @CutleNoodle
    @CutleNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Wade: "This is the second time I've won stupidly"
    Me: That's only the second?

  • @mrvinyee7539
    @mrvinyee7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    mark when he lands on a property: I'm never going to financially recover from this

  • @hickorydaisy4117
    @hickorydaisy4117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My memories of playing monopoly as a child mostly are with the Star Wars branded board, so the little cheap properties not being Dagobah is very odd to me.

  • @kit_kat_hi
    @kit_kat_hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    One of the most stressful monopoly games in my life was when I was visiting a Uni and somehow got myself into playing a game with economic majors

    • @pmartin7548
      @pmartin7548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who won?

    • @zachhouston514
      @zachhouston514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would've quit before I started that's rough

  • @hauntedheartss
    @hauntedheartss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    0:25 me watching Netflix movies for hours and frozen plays for the 5th time

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Markiplier and his Yellow Blanket is a huge mood

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Bob’s massive, girthy, thick and long Deck of Cards.

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a good load...out

  • @Dadvibesgaming1
    @Dadvibesgaming1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I love how youtube doesn't let anyone talk about the corona and then goes and make thousands of ads about it.

    • @vanesa4242
      @vanesa4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Yashvardhan SINGH sarcasm.

    • @vinnygothika7510
      @vinnygothika7510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause we all know not talking about it means it's not real.... -_-

  • @CenereRoses
    @CenereRoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Bob and Mark: why would you play on a 4k TV?!
    Me: *sweats in only has a huge 4k TV and no monitor*

  • @Chara-pc1qq
    @Chara-pc1qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    * Sees title *
    And this is how you tear apart friends and family faster than playing Uno
    (Silently recommends to play 123 Slaughter Me Street. It's a hellish version of Sesame Street)

  • @thesomnograph7278
    @thesomnograph7278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Mark: posts
    Bots: *goes straight to the comments*

    • @Royal420Way
      @Royal420Way 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did you use your name and picture for this account? Even if they are not really you, I still have to ask.

    • @thesomnograph7278
      @thesomnograph7278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Royal420Way Wait no, I'm not a bot. I'm just making fun of the bots that are swarming the comments.

    • @undertale_animeguy9769
      @undertale_animeguy9769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pro's do it after the video
      Cheaters somehow manage to watch the next video

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vox Populi ??

  • @mitchellbrothers6902
    @mitchellbrothers6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:45 Wade's got some home renovations going on during this recording session.

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I was literally just watching that round of monopoly with Lixian and thinking “I wonder when mark will upload that insane game of monopoly they had last week”
    And then here it is!

  • @sheepfish3631
    @sheepfish3631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I missed this series so much
    I just mark Bob and wade together XD (also Seán)

  • @The_Bean_Machine_
    @The_Bean_Machine_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I will never tire of their friendship because it is equal parts wholesome, hilarious, and sarcasm.

  • @clashingswordsproductions
    @clashingswordsproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "As they say in Tennessay"
    Wade quit accurately calling out my state

  • @stewiexyz
    @stewiexyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This got demonetized so quick, snd im pretty sure its cause bob said the prohibited beer brand

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The forbidden BOOZE!

    • @weezybean9323
      @weezybean9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It might’ve been also that mark kept saying fat puss

    • @mom23js
      @mom23js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@weezybean9323 😂😂😂😂 maybe. We'll never know😂😂😂

  • @THBdyuzz
    @THBdyuzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I will suck nothing, but I would take it if you were doing it to me"
    ~Markiplier

  • @TUFprofan
    @TUFprofan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Anybody else think of Mark everytime you hear "you right?"
    Thank you for more and more collaborations these days. They are always fun.

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I agree.

  • @USACHAN5551
    @USACHAN5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Can’t wait. I need to know Bob’s luck.

  • @your_local_simp83
    @your_local_simp83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    10:53
    Mark: "i dOn'T wAnnA bE fREe!"
    Me: *just sings along with him*

    • @its_doovey
      @its_doovey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally, someone who actually acknowledged that this happened

    • @maxdavidson9785
      @maxdavidson9785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leave me in luxurYYYyyyyYYYyYyYyYyy

  • @ceb4007
    @ceb4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If this video was just them trying to get the game to work, and at the end it’s just bob and wade playing, I’d watch it

  • @jacobross1400
    @jacobross1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Bob: "I wish there was a game mode where you had the option to either pay them or slit their throat and hide the body"
    **Toss boy noises intensify**

  • @nataliegotz7516
    @nataliegotz7516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:16 FUN FACT: On this year Czech republic (my country) had a revolution that got us free from the communists!

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    26:29
    Mark: What
    Bob: You got all my stuff
    Mark: What happened?
    Wade: I'M IN SECOND PLACE

  • @AS-jf2mf
    @AS-jf2mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Monopoly the game that breaks relationships

  • @JustAnArrogantAlien
    @JustAnArrogantAlien ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how they never figure it out: they all rate Boardwalk as the most valuable property because of its high rent, yet it only gets hit once after its purchase. Meanwhile Mark’s whole game turns around as soon as he gets the Orange set!
    It’s not the properties that cost the most that you want, it’s the ones that players hit more frequently; and almost everyone lands on Orange!

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good point. Wade won after Mark bought Orange, note taken

  • @BritPopVP70
    @BritPopVP70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    23:05 Thats some loaded dice right there xD

  • @chrisjones6491
    @chrisjones6491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually love these super long videos of just mark, bob, and wade just playing games together.

  • @krisb.1565
    @krisb.1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lixian, you did a phenomenal job at editing this. I didn’t realize until I watched the live stream for the first time how much you enhance the comedy.

  • @zachtemoro2116
    @zachtemoro2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now we need a video of Arin and Mark losing uncontrollably to Dan and Bob who are two titans clashing for riches

  • @dipinj.s.
    @dipinj.s. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Trivia: Pune, a city
    Pronunciation: Whatever it's a proper noun lol. Technically Poo-nay.

  • @cody-vt2vg
    @cody-vt2vg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    23:02 Mark totally sounds like a crackhead trying to convince someone to give him another hit.

  • @SleepEnthusiast23
    @SleepEnthusiast23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nobody:
    Mark: *makes videos daily and makes quarantine good*