Everything Wrong With Journey Beyond Sodor

I list everything wrong with the latest Thomas and Friends special, Journey Beyond Sodor. I'm good at nitpicking.
Do bear in mind that a lot of this is hyperbole and exaggeration.
There may be some explicit language as well.
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