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  • @AtlasReburdened
    @AtlasReburdened 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "Texas, America America, Texas."
    I endorse this message.

    • @MFJared
      @MFJared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all know it's the only one that matters.

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nooo not Amerrricaa.
      It's MURICA !!!!

    • @swirvinbirds1971
      @swirvinbirds1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Texas has always been wishy-washy on America.

    • @AtlasReburdened
      @AtlasReburdened 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swirvinbirds1971 I know we are, but as he stated it, it's fine. We all know that the rest of America is just Texas's western, northern, and eastern wings.

    • @swirvinbirds1971
      @swirvinbirds1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AtlasReburdened My point is many times throughout it's history Texas has turned it's back on the rest of the nation. Texas only likes America when it suits them.

  • @hattani6747
    @hattani6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    If this man ever ran for president, he'd have my vote.

    • @kevinparks3041
      @kevinparks3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Start thinking Crenshaw 2024. Republican, Texas, Veteran, and all around American badass with an amazing brain to tactfully take on the weak minded Libtards destroying America.

    • @jt2475
      @jt2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kevin Parks he wants red flag laws! F that! Pass on Crenshaw!

    • @Stuftrash
      @Stuftrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And my Axe

    • @roderick5597
      @roderick5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kevinparks3041 bro dan Crenshaw sounds good but he is one a rino like he was pro red flags and tried to explain how it would be justified one inch is too far unfortunately he had my support at one time

    • @justsomeguy17199
      @justsomeguy17199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Crenshaw outed himself over red flag laws

  • @twoblink
    @twoblink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3628

    As a Texan: God, Guns, Freedom, BBQ. Four things we hold sacred. Don't California My Texas.

    • @agentghost1661
      @agentghost1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      From commiefornia: don't let it happen

    • @twoblink
      @twoblink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I escaped from Los Angeles...

    • @volatilemerican6746
      @volatilemerican6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      People talk trash about Ohio. At least we ain't Cali, we may be mostly corn fields, and everyone in the city may be crackhead cheaters, but at least I can say "Sup bro" without going to jail for mispronouncing their pronouns.

    • @yeetyeeterson7088
      @yeetyeeterson7088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amen 🙏

    • @twoblink
      @twoblink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@volatilemerican6746 You might be surrounded by soy; but at least you aren't surrounded by soy boys...

  • @PatClassic1980
    @PatClassic1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I want a "Law Abiding Criminal" T-Shirt. LMAO

  • @scottwestmoreland6432
    @scottwestmoreland6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    If Americans loved the US as much as Texans love Texas we wouldn't ever have a problem. "Texas America, America Texas"

    • @90whatever
      @90whatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True...I am in TX but I have to say...Those in Wisconsin love that state as much or more than what I see here. Plus there sure seems to be more firearm ownership there than here....probably because the state is mostly rural and everyone and their grandma hunts there. The whole state population is less than the Houston metro.

    • @jimfinigan1681
      @jimfinigan1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need to take back Houston. Kick out all the East and West coast socialists.

    • @gunny_zky
      @gunny_zky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ain’t that the truth! Amen brother!

    • @L3G4CYxSTL
      @L3G4CYxSTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Missouri is pretty much on par with Texas. Minus KC and the bougie parts of STL.

    • @ivanrios2425
      @ivanrios2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except for Austin. Austin is full of people from California and other soft states.

  • @valentinkushtan
    @valentinkushtan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    When he said “Texas, America, America, Texas” I felt that

    • @wall7103
      @wall7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "I'm 13 and this is deep..."

    • @djonpow
      @djonpow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TAAT...indeed!

    • @Ar-fy5nc
      @Ar-fy5nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's deeep I miss Texas I wanna cry

    • @realspark21
      @realspark21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Ar-fy5nc same here...born and raised in Texas...live and work in GA...*sigh*...can't wait until Christmas to be able to visit family there and get my passport stamped!

    • @elainewalter8685
      @elainewalter8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Made me burst out laughing. Nearly spit out my coffee

  • @jay_mw
    @jay_mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    I love how one of the "protesters" had a skateboard.

    • @albertolandi4258
      @albertolandi4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I want to empathize *had* a skateboard

    • @cameronl1701
      @cameronl1701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      #greenshirtguy

    • @Veteran_Aviator
      @Veteran_Aviator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ol’ Lefty strikes again.

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @JoetheGoldenHoe He was still holding the gun afterwards so he was and wasn't disarmed. Schrodinger's arm if you will.

    • @hadenh4428
      @hadenh4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jay_mw someone watches Brandon Herrera

  • @Dean4511
    @Dean4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    They should change the signs from Gun Free Zone to Defenseless Victims Zone.

    • @werts180
      @werts180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's really funny

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pretty much the same thing but "Gun Free Zone" just SOUNDS safer.
      "Open Carry Zone" IS safer.

    • @kyleflanagan4285
      @kyleflanagan4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats not what it means?

    • @dovahsblight7677
      @dovahsblight7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @mac-gyver1152
      @mac-gyver1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no he's got a point 🤔

  • @oslaneable
    @oslaneable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Now I need a “Texas MERICA MERICA Texas” shirt. Please make this happen.

    • @cjm0174
      @cjm0174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This needs more likes

    • @squirrelydan826
      @squirrelydan826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm Canadian and I'd buy that shirt.

    • @xXDrHomicideXx
      @xXDrHomicideXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lets get more likes!!!!

    • @andythetraveler6260
      @andythetraveler6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’ll buy that shirt

    • @markvincentcocjin
      @markvincentcocjin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joe Rogan has entered Texas.
      "I like Bernie!!! And I'm bringing all my fucking Liberal friends with me!"

  • @TehSt1ng
    @TehSt1ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    “Texas America, America Texas” patch when?

    • @ellllllo77
      @ellllllo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      feature not a bug.

    • @skywalkerakog472
      @skywalkerakog472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That had me rollin 😂😂😂

  • @stormchaser212
    @stormchaser212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I find it rather peculiar that these criminals have good trigger discipline

    • @wegotthis2734
      @wegotthis2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Seen that too. Gangster style still with trigger discipline... Military gangster.

    • @priest0701
      @priest0701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Travis Bedsole “Gatesville Mafia”

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@wegotthis2734 When the hood life chose you, but the voice of your DI still haunts your mind.

    • @3613jeremy
      @3613jeremy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's the law abiding criminal part

    • @seannemo8076
      @seannemo8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@3613jeremy poor trigger discipline isn’t illegal, just stupid.

  • @abstractpersons987
    @abstractpersons987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Texas, America. America, Texas" was the best way to end this song.... I'm glad I'm going through your videos again

    • @billtrelinski5722
      @billtrelinski5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Texas? Isn't red flag Crenshaw from Texas?

  • @kriegguardsman9117
    @kriegguardsman9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    “BOY GET ON OUT!, Texas, America, America, Texas” True poetry

    • @UltimateWATCHER2
      @UltimateWATCHER2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When Texas falls the rest of the other states will too. Thats a promise.

    • @blacklitewatts60
      @blacklitewatts60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That needs to be on a t-shirt

    • @moonflower3223
      @moonflower3223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'MERICA

    • @cholin1111
      @cholin1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not Huston

    • @thehunterstruck
      @thehunterstruck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      UltimateWATCHER2 one thing I know is Texas and Oklahoma will stick with each other, rival states in sports but brothers in sisters of the south!

  • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
    @NKGAMING-ri4qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    I dont know what i just watched but its good

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @danrekaadam7506
      @danrekaadam7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is just a good shit.

    • @comradepierogi
      @comradepierogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dan Reka Adam can we call it “good shitpost”?

    • @remdog3134
      @remdog3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that they take his shit anyways

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danrekaadam7506 just a good shirt. You forgot the r ;)

  • @arryan2016
    @arryan2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Every song should end with "Texas America, America Texas!"

    • @uberghost9064
      @uberghost9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Texas Outlaw I’m gonna start saying this, thanks.

  • @robertgarden4683
    @robertgarden4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I'm a Brit, who often thinks that our American cousins are often too gung-ho for patriotism but I could not help but smile when the video ended "Texas, America, America, Texas". So damn it, USA, USA, USA! Too many John Wayne movies growing up no doubt.

    • @BigCountryKracker
      @BigCountryKracker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh, over in Brookhaven, MS... every single person’s last name is either Smith or Britt, I’m not joking 😂

    • @tomrogge4541
      @tomrogge4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol. There is no such a thing as to many John Wayne movies! Murica!

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an American, I can say that I am HAPPY that the US is on its way to being free of COVID!

    • @archae108
      @archae108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

    • @elcollins95
      @elcollins95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a Brit, I still don’t understand the “Texas America, America Texas” line!

  • @CNR.5K
    @CNR.5K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Texas, Murica, Murica, Texas" can we PLEASE get that on a t-shirt??? I NEED THIS

    • @logancole32
      @logancole32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it needs to go on the back of the law abiding criminal shirt with the outline of the 50 cal

    • @nagaviper1169
      @nagaviper1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes please

  • @Patriot-up2td
    @Patriot-up2td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Patriotic Conservative woman are the most beautiful woman in the world! Uh,,, I mean,,,, Great song!!!

    • @benpeters5851
      @benpeters5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fast fact, on average the American woman have the biggest breast then the rest of the world's, so being patriotic does make them hotter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Patriot-up2td
      @Patriot-up2td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Venkata Putta lmao, nice try buddy...

    • @Patriot-up2td
      @Patriot-up2td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Venkata Putta just speaking fax? Fax? Like a fax machine? Ohhhh, you mean FACTS. Well, those aren’t FACTS, that’s just your opinion. There’s a difference between FACTS and opinions. But you have a right to your opinion, so enjoy those soulless liberal women and see where they get you in the long run. Just my OPINION. 👍🏻

    • @rotarepotunod4132
      @rotarepotunod4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Venkata Putta my fiancé is a conservative and she’s better looking than any liberal I’ve ever seen

    • @rotarepotunod4132
      @rotarepotunod4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Venkata Putta Well you see my guy, I don’t know many liberals

  • @endlesstime4444
    @endlesstime4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Can we please get a T-shirt saying “Texas America, America Texas”.

    • @danmorris6387
      @danmorris6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Curious as to why there's so many illegal immigrants in Texas. The construction industry is loaded with them. A lot of RIP offs too.

    • @grimreaperminecraft8209
      @grimreaperminecraft8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd buy it

    • @Greenhelix5
      @Greenhelix5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@danmorris6387 being cheaper good labor and the border being right there is why. As someone who lives here there's more hard work illegals than not. They get shit done and don't complain nearly as much as other laborers.

    • @danmorris6387
      @danmorris6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Greenhelix5 that's bs. And why should they be allowed to break laws but you can't. They are not good or productive compared to most states . Like the ones my sister in law hired. 4 months later. They were less then half done. One guy honestly took 8 hours to put tape on 1 window frame. Went down from Utah. Took me 2 weeks to fix what they did and two more weeks to complete that job. Dont tell me how good they are. Big RIP off .scam.

    • @danmorris6387
      @danmorris6387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Greenhelix5 cheaper labor. Because there unlicensed and uninsured. And. Skilled tradesmen dont work cheap. Maybe someday you will get sued for someone getting injured on your project. Good luck. Supporting illegal immigrants while legal contractors who have to buy insurance, taxes, permits, inspections, etc. Go hungry. Screw you. Ahole. Your a big part of problem. Are you one of them.?

  • @jickjick432
    @jickjick432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Robber: “Gimme all your money!” *points gun*
    Matt: IM A GUN FREE ZONE!!!
    Robber: ok *pulls out knife*

    • @alexzanderanderson1926
      @alexzanderanderson1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no they pull out a katana

    • @jickjick432
      @jickjick432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexzanderanderson1926 and a crossbow

    • @BudgiePanic
      @BudgiePanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the UK, they pull out an assault spoon

  • @timheuer3907
    @timheuer3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    It’s amazing how a gun free zone will turn a criminal into a law abiding citizen

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If a criminal enters a gun free zone, by law, they need to drop it.

    • @lahtine7431
      @lahtine7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr all crimes just magically disappear when guns are banned.

    • @justrod0731
      @justrod0731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, they are a law abiding criminal

    • @justrod0731
      @justrod0731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tactical Teen Bedside 50cal?

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justrod0731 bedside .50 is the only logical, sensible and realistic choice.

  • @user-bo1rx5ji1d
    @user-bo1rx5ji1d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    “Criminal past” and the dude is holding a skateboard.
    Talking about that guy Rittenhouse shot.
    Edit: this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a single post, thanks guys.

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gee sure glad sherlock was on the case. Lets just not have cops, since we clearly dont give a shit about justice, right?

    • @reaganriddle1583
      @reaganriddle1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rebot Somat honestly I’m fine with that because what justice can a cop do that a regular guy with a Glock cant

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reaganriddle1583 So, if you feel that strongly, then go do something about it, tough guy. Shoot every person you dont like. See how far you get.

    • @claverhouse1
      @claverhouse1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rittenhouse is a pathetic woman beater fantasist.

    • @nickolaivuicich4105
      @nickolaivuicich4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      claverhouse1 you mean the 31yo Kyle Rittenhouse?

  • @logoseven3365
    @logoseven3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    “We found a peaceful protest in our living room”
    Call Orkin...
    ...or Oerlikon...

    • @leviquintero1000
      @leviquintero1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a good one lol

    • @taccovert4
      @taccovert4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Awesome. And for those who don't know: navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_2cm-70_mk234.php .... Also comes in Twins and Quads for enhanced pleasure

    • @noahlarson1861
      @noahlarson1861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@taccovert4 😏😍😍😍

    • @falconexarct
      @falconexarct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG thats great! I think i might be one of the only ones in my generation to get that.

    • @UnicornDecapitator
      @UnicornDecapitator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Used to have those on my ship up until 2016 before i got drafted, i read the "operating manual" for it and if there was a dud round in one of those big fuckers you would be ordered to place your plate carrier on it and fucking run lmao

  • @danieltiger8169
    @danieltiger8169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is very possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened in the year 2020. Bless you.

  • @soaringscott5635
    @soaringscott5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thank God for Noelle Best!

  • @marykatehilton975
    @marykatehilton975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Once again pointing out the ridiculousness of half the shit happening in our country in a hysterical way. God I love this channel!
    'Merica!!!

    • @TheCaptainbeefylog
      @TheCaptainbeefylog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mayor of San Antonio, Governor of Texas THEN the top job.

  • @ScarriorIII
    @ScarriorIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Mrs. Best is an automatic gun free zone. She walks in the room and everyone is naturally disarmed.

    • @blakekuhlmann2143
      @blakekuhlmann2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      well one gun becomes ready to fire at least...

    • @adamhendry745
      @adamhendry745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She would make it fire prematurely

    • @blakekuhlmann2143
      @blakekuhlmann2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@adamhendry745 aye, the negligent discharge is often a hazard when in her proximity.

    • @PhilipVanCleave
      @PhilipVanCleave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She is absolutely stunning.

    • @sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067
      @sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      time to Slide it in right to the top David Coverdale Whitesnake

  • @robertwalker2547
    @robertwalker2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ok when they stole the dog I lost my shit. That was funny.

    • @waywatcher9779
      @waywatcher9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That dog was was not a fan of that part of the video.

    • @whiteangel1111
      @whiteangel1111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wonder if they stole the dog's shit too. cuz AnTiFA loves stealing... everything, really.
      I know what I said. extreme leftists. tRigARd.

  • @philipbohi983
    @philipbohi983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I started laughing with the “Manson Bunch” t-shirt and late-80’s multi-colored sunglasses...but I really busted out when the “law-abiding criminal” tried to snatch the dog.🤣

    • @tonikunzlercolorado9431
      @tonikunzlercolorado9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NEVER EVER TOUCH MY DOG!!!!
      hahahahaha
      :)

    • @philipbohi983
      @philipbohi983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Slow it down to 25% and watch the dogs face...😆
      Edit: I just watched it again and realized right after the dog scene they steal his sofa WHILE HE IS SITTING ON IT!
      Damn, there are so many hilarious things going on in this video...it’s like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you watch it 10 times and still see something new and funny.

    • @tonikunzlercolorado9431
      @tonikunzlercolorado9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philipbohi983 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @JC-sy2hj
      @JC-sy2hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im glad i wasnt the only one, i had to rewind it to make sure i actually saw what i thought i saw

    • @cfoe1212
      @cfoe1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 🤣 damn near lost my shit

  • @Jembonia
    @Jembonia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    1:13 I like how there's a guy with a red beard and a skateboard casually standing around in the living room, peacefully protesting - certainly nothing to do with current events xD :D

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Any resemblance between the actors portrayed in this video and any person living or dead is strictly coincidental."

    • @HissingStone714
      @HissingStone714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not like the whole thing has nothing to do with the current events, from start to finish.

    • @chrissy1310
      @chrissy1310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, you don't need a AR when you are the "SKATEBOARD KILLER".

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, feed into the reactionary bullshit. Yesssss do it, destroy america.

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's the "mostly peaceful" part.

  • @ratzfatz6880
    @ratzfatz6880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Gun free zones
    Criminal: "It's free real estate."

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Almost like criminals and laws. Why do we have those?

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It literally is to them.

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep. marxism in a nutshell.

    • @ElProllo-86
      @ElProllo-86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. Most first world countrys are kinda "gun free" and their criminalstats are way lower than americas. Criminality doesnt depend on gun numbers, its dependending on how many lunatics you have. And than imagine those lunatics can buy full autos with no problems at all.

    • @rebotsomat
      @rebotsomat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monabale8263 what does that even mean?

  • @Chris_5150
    @Chris_5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This song is so catchy it has been stuck in my head for a week

  • @jimfinigan1681
    @jimfinigan1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "Yikes! A gun free zone! We can't take our guns into THERE!" (SAID NO CRIMINAL EVER)

    • @crofoegbu6535
      @crofoegbu6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, that was the joke.

    • @opossom1968
      @opossom1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Born from generations of Texans, Richmond Texas born, raised in Alvin off HYW 6, Live in Corpus Christi. AHH that beach, Sun, fishing, life. love it.

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a weird vid. He likes guns but is showing that by giving multiple examples of times people should not be allowed to have guns.

    • @sentotsutardjo4158
      @sentotsutardjo4158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billnye8760
      Law : people are not allowed to have Gun
      Law abiding citizen : Ok i will obey the law
      Criminals and Terrorist : ok, we will obey the law ?

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sentotsutardjo4158 what the hell are you on?

  • @MrShortStuff
    @MrShortStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    What nice armed Intruders, at least they carried everything out with care.

  • @ThatBassistK
    @ThatBassistK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Texas 'murica 'murica Texas" had me rollin'.

  • @zachbartlett683
    @zachbartlett683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am a Rhode Islander and I love my Country, Freedom, Liberty, Guns, and Seafood. I wish Rhode Island would become more like Texas!!!!

  • @funkymunky7935
    @funkymunky7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Matt, please adopt me. Sincerely oppressed Australian

    • @awsomeguyu
      @awsomeguyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adopt me as well pls

    • @halbarad3406
      @halbarad3406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We all know that you just want to have his wife as a stepmom
      😉 Have a great day! 😁

    • @morris2112
      @morris2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One T

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@halbarad3406 we don't confirm nor deny that.

    • @DomiAngel
      @DomiAngel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Based & Redpilled Department In most countries there are zero pro gun politicians.

  • @daniellee6080
    @daniellee6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Not the dog!!😂🤣

    • @BushidoDevilDog
      @BushidoDevilDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daniel Lee Bro was like, “Nope! Imma head on out now...” 🤣

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Anti Gun people: You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of the brain
    Matt: *laughs in 50 cal*

    • @aaronbryant1008
      @aaronbryant1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doom reference is good reference.

    • @thehim2990
      @thehim2990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This seems familiar

    • @aaronbryant1008
      @aaronbryant1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thehim2990 Remember: You were doubted that you could blow a hole in the surface of Mars.

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      500 magnum goes through the brain and exits through the other side of the continent.

    • @mrcolddrink2763
      @mrcolddrink2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In goes the hot lead
      Out goes the guts

  • @jackpippenstock1104
    @jackpippenstock1104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL LOved the spoof. Matt, you and your lovely wife are you are super funny. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @amys4392
    @amys4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love the dog's expression when they tried to grab him...like..
    "What the ever living sh!t?! Get away from me!"

  • @anjhindul
    @anjhindul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Oh Matt, what will we do with you?
    "Texas America, America Texas!"

    • @ryanmartin4038
      @ryanmartin4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bigricester Tell him that there are two kinds of Texans, those who were blessed enough to be born here, and those that were smart enough to get here as fast as they could! Stay dry in the Big Easy.

  • @mattsowa5973
    @mattsowa5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    that ending had me laughing my ass off.

  • @ssgdawnhoffman
    @ssgdawnhoffman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish we could play this on every channel on tv and between episodes on Netflix, Hulu, Prime, etctera.

  • @noahwebb6381
    @noahwebb6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Law abiding criminal" has to be my favorite oxymoron out there.

  • @adamschebler8865
    @adamschebler8865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Watched this on a big screen right before our work meeting now everyone is in a good mood.

  • @Slade-2556
    @Slade-2556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    " then i pulled out my 50 cal, texas america america texas" - mat best 2020
    This is the best quote of 2020 ever

    • @Normjohanson
      @Normjohanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His barrel is longer than mine😭

    • @nathaneichner4262
      @nathaneichner4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @Normjohanson
      @Normjohanson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathaneichner4262 my desert eagle, 6" barrel.

  • @jackfishbock5102
    @jackfishbock5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m from Georgia and we love our GUNS.

  • @DarkHorseParatrooper
    @DarkHorseParatrooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    The title couod also be: "How California Thinks Guns Work."

  • @mrlibowski493
    @mrlibowski493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    At 1:05 Jared has transformed into Michael McDonald. Thought he was gonna start singing sweet freedom.

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks pretty sweet blow dried.

  • @weekendwarrior556
    @weekendwarrior556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    All I got to say is God bless bless texas!

  • @positiveapproachcounseling1388
    @positiveapproachcounseling1388 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a Texan
    One of the greatest country songs ever

  • @prodby.jerm1
    @prodby.jerm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    How Anti-Gunners think they’ll deter criminals😂

    • @bountyup1402
      @bountyup1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wonder if any anti-gunners watch this and say, “that’s just stupid..., uh wait a.... fuck”

    • @andrewsmall6834
      @andrewsmall6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bountyup1402 Never, they'd handle it totally differently because only their opinion is correct.

    • @HB-pe1nv
      @HB-pe1nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha exactly

    • @jonathandefoy6376
      @jonathandefoy6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      free gun country equals even more dangerous criminals. Use your brain. haven't you noticed that you can walk alone at night in most European cities but not in America's.

    • @mjg407
      @mjg407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeremy Martinez the same way these idiots think “defunding” the police will help minorities in poor neighborhoods. How’s that working out in gun free Chicago?

  • @pottierkurt1702
    @pottierkurt1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    We all know this was written after 3 bottles of Jameson's. Love it.

    • @bjlewis5431
      @bjlewis5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Leadslingers Whiskey..

    • @pottierkurt1702
      @pottierkurt1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bjlewis5431 might be. Either way still epic 😅

  • @tetrobro5182
    @tetrobro5182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Texas ‘Murica ‘Murica Texas.”
    I did not expect that, but I am very pleased to have seen it.

  • @timmcleod6771
    @timmcleod6771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for Your Service 🇺🇸. Love your coffee & your videos. God bless you.

  • @jwa765
    @jwa765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for having everything true Americans enjoy in your videos, and movie: Humor, love of our country, tough ass men for the lady viewers and beautiful ladies for the men and shit loads of guns. Also your book was a hit. Keep it up so i don't go insane with the lack of all the above in most entertainment. From a 80s army vet and retired LEO.

  • @brandonweller6841
    @brandonweller6841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Criminal past” with the skateboard 🤣🤣

  • @apm9507
    @apm9507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Mostly peaceful protest

    • @johnson8276
      @johnson8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a couple people guts lying around someones crying for a medic but he will survive oh everybody its Joe biden wife now back to you Lemon

    • @franciscoblancarte9300
      @franciscoblancarte9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Akeli its actually alot of police, dont think defunding police is smart but I also won't deny the many problems our police do have

  • @tpdircks
    @tpdircks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is absolutely incredible. I have watched it 10 times since I saw it for the first time this morning.

  • @rdrumbeats
    @rdrumbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    IM A PUN FREE ZONE
    Sorry that joke is so 1911

  • @mattwaters9008
    @mattwaters9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Last year: you dont need guhns, you have kops
    This year: Defund all kops

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Note that you can say "defund the police" but you can't say "defund Israel." And everyone is against racism but Israel is a flagrantly racist state. To know who rules over you look to who you are not allowed to criticize.

    • @mattwaters9008
      @mattwaters9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@undeadpresident stop thinking too much. go watch tv or something. and never ever question the official ww2 stories.

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattwaters9008 lol you're reminding me of Uncle Sam in this video: th-cam.com/video/4UxbNfvXAZk/w-d-xo.html

    • @mattwaters9008
      @mattwaters9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@undeadpresident he makes some good points. all he forgot to do was remind people to never question wooden doors or the u s s liberty. or any of the other million stories filled with holes but obviously true

    • @undeadpresident
      @undeadpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mattwaters9008 yep

  • @michaelyucon588
    @michaelyucon588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    760 peaceful protesters gave a thumbs down, should offer an apology to these snowflakes before they totally melt down...

  • @nolankeen1862
    @nolankeen1862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    GOD BLESS!!!! THE LAST LINE MADE ME SOOO PROUD!!!!

  • @tlipscomb6064
    @tlipscomb6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Taking guns from good civilians, just leaves them defenseless from dangerous criminals

    • @TAnimations
      @TAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what the democrats want, just like they want to defend the police and to heavily reduce military funds. Just makes this country so extremely unsafe.

    • @sicknick6080
      @sicknick6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ability to take them must be the myth noNadsler was talking about.

  • @officialtimmontana
    @officialtimmontana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Second comment and amendment. HAHAHAHA Good one Ol' Boy!

    • @officialtimmontana
      @officialtimmontana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok, like 10th....

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

    • @weekendwarrior556
      @weekendwarrior556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep up the great music tim and vids with mat. Always some great sht!

  • @raydenc8162
    @raydenc8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're the best!!!! I'm glad you're on America's side. LOL. Needed a good laugh this morning.

  • @nathanrice7739
    @nathanrice7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Texas America!!! Haha I love this song 🤣🇺🇸👊🏼

  • @lockerius4208
    @lockerius4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My GOD Mat's wife is SCALDINGLY hawt.

  • @DJKosloskiTV
    @DJKosloskiTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That ending was hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @lieutenantflyboy
    @lieutenantflyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Foreign Customs agent: You’re from Texas?
    Me: Actually it’s America, Texas to be specific.

    • @mnr497
      @mnr497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only proper response to that question is, "Hell, yes."

    • @mnr497
      @mnr497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hobarth McShane Liberals immigrating into the big cities. It used to be just Austin, but now it's Dallas, San Antonio, El Paso and Houston.

    • @MisoElEven
      @MisoElEven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mnr497 Make more children before its too late :D

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hobarth McShane overrated. They made a big stink about how Beto "nearly" beat Cruz. They ignore the margin in the Governor's race in the same election.

  • @lsu4ever91
    @lsu4ever91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am a Cajun from Louisiana but Texas is my second home. I love my country. And I also love my guns

  • @kendawa2918
    @kendawa2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The 142 dislikes are proponents for Gun Free Zones. LMAO

  • @spzaruba5089
    @spzaruba5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That's what it's all about. Trying to make the criminals feel comfortable in your own home.

  • @Scientist_Salarian
    @Scientist_Salarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That poor dog is like “WTF? HELP!!!” Hahahaha!

  • @opossom1968
    @opossom1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Texas & Texan's = God, Guns and Glory!
    Long Live the Republic of Texas!

    • @tmonty90
      @tmonty90 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And BBQ! Can't forget Texas BBQ lol

  • @greywolf6726
    @greywolf6726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh dear lord this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BryantJones33
    @BryantJones33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Just got engaged in boerne over the weekend and was so happy to go to your store and support you guys! Keep up the good work God, guns and freedom!

    • @RenaissanceThinking
      @RenaissanceThinking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congrats!

    • @lmelty71
      @lmelty71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Store? Where?

    • @BryantJones33
      @BryantJones33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lmelty71 in Boerne TX

    • @BryantJones33
      @BryantJones33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lance Casto Maine or Key west depending on time of year we decide on

  • @sniper-jp8qe
    @sniper-jp8qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think we all agree that we need a Shirt with "Texas 'Merica, 'Merica Texas" and the picture of a big iron on it...
    Also Coffee, Coffee never changes.

  • @JorgeVelazquez09
    @JorgeVelazquez09 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Best, I can't stop watching and I can't stop laughing, please keep these videos coming! You are the luckiest man alive, wow!
    AMEN "God, Guns, Freedom, BBQ. Four things we hold sacred. Don't California My Texas." -A.Yang

  • @dolanvanpool5470
    @dolanvanpool5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Brad Paisley called. He wants his voice back. he also approves.

    • @mcomeslast
      @mcomeslast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dolan Vanpool well, when his balls and brain grow back, he can come get them.

  • @08carbonslvr
    @08carbonslvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This. This is amazing. “Texas America, America Texas” hahahahaha

  • @johnfinch9407
    @johnfinch9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude with a skateboard was a good touch. I see what y’all did there.

  • @darksavior1187
    @darksavior1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Texas America, America Texas" - Best line in a song ever!

  • @bogus69
    @bogus69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They included the man with the skateboard, who had a criminal past lmao this is great

  • @brow276
    @brow276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Dammit Mat, this is some of your best work yet.... you went from band nerd in high school to ranger, then to contractor, then to business owner and rock star lmao

  • @NoHomo1776
    @NoHomo1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The skateboard wielding protester is a nice touch.

  • @10Cnote
    @10Cnote 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it, the ending was hilarious, “America! Texas! America! Texas!” Brilliant mate

  • @reverendhollwwood1
    @reverendhollwwood1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank goodness y’all still are out there makin us laugh! Lovin this one Matt!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamgoboff1772
    @williamgoboff1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    loved how the dog is like hell no get away from me.

  • @KendrasEdge757
    @KendrasEdge757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thank you!!! Now everyone will understand why I sold off all of my firearms for a t-shirt!!! I’ve been telling people this for years!!! 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 y’all are a damn trip!!!

  • @tacticaldouchecanoevrb6631
    @tacticaldouchecanoevrb6631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite songs. Keep that spirit going...THE SALT MUST FLOW.

  • @hypershock0762
    @hypershock0762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ah the all American phrase “Texas America America Texas.”

  • @JElledge37
    @JElledge37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After scrolling through social media and seeing the garbage that people post it is such a relief to come here and watch these awesome videos! Thanks so much for posting!

  • @snowfox4704
    @snowfox4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *”Texas America, America Texas”* - Mat Best

  • @richardblair2505
    @richardblair2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the BEST music videos I have EVER seen!

  • @kainb61
    @kainb61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I should be doing online school rn but this is more important

  • @dilligafdude9434
    @dilligafdude9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I always thought "Gun Free Zone" was another way of saying "weapons free zone"

    • @nutshot_brawler8466
      @nutshot_brawler8466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From a guy, who's not familiar with this kinda stuff, i also thought the same

    • @bjlewis5431
      @bjlewis5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, dont mistake all that leftist dogma & crap..its 2 very different meanings:
      LEFT = Gun Confiscation, and NO guns allowed there. All shall be stolen from you. Forever.
      So that we vehemently Dunning-Kruger types, can finally rule you, and the rest of the world too.
      Because there is no such thing, as meek & mild tyrants & dictators.
      We must do to you all, whatever we decide must be done to you all.
      You shall worship the watermelon party, or you shall become our cake!
      Because the great Feminazi Karen insists, "you can't have archaic, and edit too!" Thus we must dring soy latte & eat cake, while we hate & try to fill our inner void, bringing all our own inner & bitterness, and all our political chlamydia infection to you!
      OURS = Much more simple:
      CCW Free fire zones, where any and all morally fallacious & felony-like actors may be shot, as their own criminal acts & attitudes make nessessary.
      So long as excellent true 'gun control' and shooting disciplines & the 4 big safety rules are always observed, practiced & respected.
      Treat all others well, and with a warm & quiet respect, and live & let live. And we give thanks for all others who, like ourselves, stand for something honorable, and would put themselves in harms way..
      "That others may live"
      That's about the difference in a nutshell. I know which zone I feel has the better arete..and in which zone I stand.
      Now, please excuse the 'noise'..it's the true sound of freedoms!

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    My wife made my house a gun free zone 😭
    She doesn’t know about the guns in the shed, but still

    • @texanerection492
      @texanerection492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I’m sorry for your loss...

    • @nbr3795
      @nbr3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stay strong mate

    • @loganlewis123
      @loganlewis123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dam man

    • @Vanoxe
      @Vanoxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You can replace a wife but not your guns brother.

    • @WARRIORKING-mx8sn
      @WARRIORKING-mx8sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Big f in the chat

  • @Ryan-xo5mg
    @Ryan-xo5mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the the “2 guys approached us from the rear” part