Tossed Salad Will Send You To The ER | Daphnique Springs Stand Up Comedy
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"it was the do it again" for me. My Queen of Comedy
She doesn’t eat it, but does she receive it? 🤔🤣 That is the question??? 😳
Based on this set, I'm gonna say no. She seems like a fair individual 😁 I'm of a certain age, and I never heard about eating 🍑hole as a younger person.. I'm really not about to have even the risk of 💩 on my tongue 🤢😂
@@natv55agree I don't kiss anyone either now because I don't know where their mouth has been or I do know. I am not kink shaming either it's from a health prospective. I wouldn't be surprised if there is soon to be a hepatitis A issue going around soon. As someone with 2 rare liver diseases (PBC&PSC that require transplants as only way to get rid of it) watch the need for liver transplants go up because people decided to eat booty. Also weird how a lot of people will knock what people eat in other countries but are eating booty.
@biancajade728 your last sentence 😭😂. Re kissing, I'm married so don't need to be worrying about that anymore (thank goodness I made it through with no repercussions 😅) but it'll be a different story for my kids - in the old days it was mainly cold sores (or mouth herpes as I call it now!) you needed to worry about, but now it's all manner of nastiness! I've become so cynical and catastrophicising (not sure that is a word, but you know what I mean) since I hit 40 😅
@biancajade728 are you waiting for a donor? I don't know about your conditions but I hope you are doing OK 🫂
Everyone doesn’t do that.
That Chipotle theory might hold up tho
Righhht I said damn same time as dude
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That tossing salad pantomime tho 😂😂😂
She is too damn funny..
So funny…
So… we doing this on Sunday? 😂😂😂
U must be a friend 🤓
She really is
She to damn fine
She got Body ❤
where?
Just because the majority of black women are overweight or obese does not mean this one has body. She’s not blowed out but her body is mid and probably wrapped up tight n some form of waist trainer hid in the all black
@@KingVegeta85It all good. Unwrap the rolls and enjoy the bakery. #FuckFrieza
@@kenmorris8219 😂😂 in theory it’s a good idea but I’ve been in some deflated cakes before and I felt ashamed afterwards 😭😭😭
@@KingVegeta85yea that’s it we all know the black women are the overweight obese ones 👌
THAT CROWD TRASH! @1:09 when she said, "Don't nobody toss my man salad but me" with an ACT OUT, I was done. Very funny!
They mostly slow AF they looking for the smart people to laugh 😅😂
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Some people are “too intellectual” to understand comedy… 😢
I bet it was lettuce everywhere 😂😂😂😂
He can't fight 😆😆😆☠️☠️
I'm sure she's had her salad tossed before😂
I'm willing to bet money on that
You know you wanna.
Yup. 100%
She was intelligently funny and tied it all in 😊!
Hilarious and FINE AF...... She seems like she would be fun to hangout with.
I bet it tastes good too.
Chipotle had to take one for the team! 😆😆😆😆
I'm with her.
We don't do that around here
That killed me too. Everything you put your mouth on goes in the trash. 😂🤣😂🤣
Hollywood what's taking you so long to make this woman a star?
"OMG I almost lost an eye"😂🤣😂🤣
They added “Ass” to the ER chart.
It's the noise for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Hope he calls me”. Been any good he wouldn’t have left 😅
This was funnier than what they was giving up😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're so great, Daphnique!
Love her energy every time
one of the absolutely sexiest women in the world
Who?
Is your last name Armstrong?
Cuz that was a Stretch!
she cute tho
I agree
Facts…she is fine af
Man a chick did tht shit to me and I ain’t know how to react all she said was just let it happen 😫🤦🏽♂️😂😂
Word?
@@jakemccoy no bs felt violated
@@findinggrowth743So you muffed her or something?
💯💯💯DROPS MIC😎😎😎 AWESOMENESS 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
You need help 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tooooooo funny!!!!!
Like she never heard Chris Rock! 😂
She's proof that woman are funny.
Alright do that again 🤣 😅😂
"Ya knerr whattameen??"
lolol!
Ahight, do it again! Now you got problems, and expectations!
Thanks for the laughs🤣💯👍
"Stop saving that life"
HILARIOUS.
Oh shit 😂😂😂
Makes me think about that skit she did with Minks.🤣
This crowd was kinda wack..or they dont toss salads 😂
what was the last thing U ate? ( FAH ) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
99% of female comedians only talk about sexual topics…..
100%
the "gab union"
She is so right. I was with my girl (at the time) and I had just got out the shower, was laying in the bed chilling, and she went to do "that" (toss my salad" and I did exactly what she said, I Originally went off, was like What the F&^k, then said - "But Damn, do that shit again!" I have told that joke (comedy sometimes imitates life). See now If I was to tell that joke people would think I stole it from her.
Do you clean up good back there with a wash cloth?
Everything that goes in your mouth goes in the trash.
So funny !
A lot of folks acting like they haven't eaten ass have failed to consider that they might have on accident.
LOL - Especially if your girl happen to move the wrong way! LOL!
@@gabrielcoleman3519 Or we get a little too into it.
That has to be associated with a lot of nasty STDs.
Yeeeea that's no man's land lol some of us ain't upgrading
@@Rhythmicons I find it irritating that TH-cam is deleting my relatively tame posts on a video that is talking about eating azz.
Funny af and beautiful af.
Hilarious
We call it eating groceries.
No Woman ever has to worry about me asking for some bullshit like that.
FINEEEEEEEEEEE SEXY AND FUNNY 😁 😂 😀 😆 😄 🤣 😊 🔥 🔥 🔥
She's funny as hell,Kevin Hart needs to reach out to her!!!
She’s much funnier than Tiffany Haddish.
Very funny no Welches Grape jelly needed..
I'm trying to get introduced to the friend. Like Luke said 🗣️Dookie love oh that Dookie love. You ain't eating 🍑 you like a dvd player... Totally dated technology and useless! 😂😂😂
Bruh 🤣
Heard nothing she said. Can't get passed the beauty
Damn she beautiful and funny.
Surely the best out here.. Your standup is great and that GF role on YT shows is hilarious as the jealous GF..Funny AND fine..
Funny & beautiful
Other - just draw an ASSterisk * 😂
LMMFAO!!!
😂😂😂😂funny video
Be in no man's land!!!! 🤦🏾♂️😂
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I remember her on a episode of workaholics
Word.....lol what episode..I need to see it
@@BeyondFrenemies season 5 episode 1. She didn't have lines or anything. She was just making faces of disgust lol
Imma check it out ..very much appreciated
@@duce185
I know her from the old KW skits
Good looking Don 👍🏾
Toss the salad and eat the groceries
She has that chris rock feel😮💨 I was waiting to laugh - still waiting...
Is she performing in Canada ?
use a octopus you can get em at the market.
Best female comic out right now
Lol
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OK, OK, subscribe
She is very beautiful to me and she silly
You ain’t married either…🤣
I would.
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If you like Poopoo-coladas.
Cat woman be funny!!
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HAAA LOLOL
We got stop with the name Charles
A Real Manwould not allow a woman to do this to him is sound like a homosexual behavior
Im Bisexual and I must say that sexual act is not gay unless it involves two men
@@elicordero4019 that’s your opinion to me it is now woman can make love ❤️ to my penis
Tell that to project Pat and Juicy J 😂
@@elicordero4019No way that two women experiencing each other that way is not considered homosapiens! Gay, yes.
Dawg. Its not my cup of tea personally...but its LITERALLY with a woman in this context. How is that homosexual in any way? Just a weird woman,nothing more.
Ok.......she funny.
She sounded extremely manly at the end
What was the last thing you ATE???🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I heard that expression in late 90s but not many people were doing that. Now lots of people are which is why I stopped kissing people because I got PBC&PSC & NOT trying to catch hep A or something else.
What's PBC&PSC?
@@lxportugal9343 rare liver diseases that destroy bile ducts and basically destroys your body. You have to be careful with what you eat, drink, or take in your body. Like raw foods like sushi , cookie dough 😭😭😭 are a big no.
She's funny and sexy
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Naw, I judge!!! If a man even was to mention that he is in to having a person do that to them-> he is not like me & we are not the same kind of man. No man should be into that type of stuff.
Why would you be mad tho. It’s not like he asked you to eat his ass 😂
Where you from in Flawda cause man I’m liking you more and more lil mama 🤩
Flip flops Fannie pack
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BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
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Kagh😅
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊MY KRUSH HOTTIE!!!
Yoo plastic plates