everything is perfect, except noelle because canonically, noelle is so selfless, hardworking, and obedient that if you ask her to kill all fatui she'd be gone for a month and return with tsarisa's head, next thing you know, all the abyss mage is gone
0:54 Greetings to all those peons on this app! I have completed yet another devastating and dastardly sojourn across Teyvat. I reigned treacherous mountains, sailed across seas, and my feet ache from the many hours spent walking across the land. My back is burnt by sun, and as I type this, I find that it would be simply impossible for simpleminded commoners like you to trek across this region. As the Princess de Verurteilung, I officially give Liyue my seal of approval. It is an ineffable place. The peaks are immense and provide a sight for sore eyes, and the designated cuisine is simply wondrous. Since I, Fischl, have graced this region of stone with my presence, I would highly suggest that my followers take in my footsteps and navigate themselves to Liyue as well.
“Let it be known that I, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, sovereign of the Immernachtreich, hath learned of the profound existence of which History speaks upon. Not that the illusory passage of galaxies has any bearing on one existence such as I, to whom the knowledge of million universes had been unveiled by its lighting retribution of the littlest space upon mine threads of fortuna. The stars of the firmament that shan't only brought forth the light but the divine pureness itself, thrust open by Oz's beak himself into the boundless tapestry of darkness stored upon my littlest fortuna. Barring upon a sudden apocalypse One must not remember thereof brought upon by the greed and hubris of a certain first world nations, henceforth all in the History of Teyvat to where I, Fischl, who is the Prinzessin of Verurteilung, guide them with the divining stellar and sovereign each of them galaxies and fortunes. Whenceforth springs this call to mirth upon my eyes, must it be the deprivation of the humble coif in which it was born to gaze in awe at the majesty of its monarch. However, must not everyone fear for with my left eye, the Auge der Verurteilung, which sees the threads of destiny, shall surely keep you from harm and death. And Oz, the raven whom witnessed the demise of countless worlds, will watch upon you on your journey. As even cruel fate has deigned to smile upon me, through sin courses through my veins, amd shame upon my being. But it is no great loss, for solitude is the noble's lot, so long as I do not lose the nobility of my soul. What must be punished is the sin which defies fate's rightful decree!.. And of course, it was fate that saw this descent upon this world, destiny that saw henceforth paths to be intertwined. Fate has revealed to me that this is what has been decreed!”
Childe: Anyone up for a challenge? Beidou: You bet! Just wait ‘til I get back to Liyue 😉 Xiangling: Sure! We talking about a cooking match, right? Xinyan: Sure! We talking about a guitar solo match right? Yan Fei: Sure, choose a subject 😉 Xingqiu: I challenge you to finish a book, Fatui boy Chongyun: I…don’t think we should be fighting each other Keqing: Imagine having time for that Ganyu: Same Ningguang: Same, except I wouldn’t mind watching from afar. Zhongli: It depends. Are we getting something? Hu Tao: Ooh I smell new customers hehehe QiQi: Huh, what are you guys talking about? Xiao: What for, life is already painful on its own Everyone: …
I love the concept of Noelle being the sweetest most selfless and hardworking gal you’d ever meet in person but the second she’s online she turns into a sass powered roast machine with no shits left to give who could put the wendys account to shame 💀 girls gotta get it all out somewhere
Ok, Noelle’s was probably the least accurate one i’ve ever seen. Are we sure Childe isn’t trying to impersonate her? Also, we all know all of Fischl’s tweets would be in multiple parts because they go over the tweet length limit! lol
3:25 my favourite part about this is that albedo's english va (khoi dao) had his request to get verified denied by twitter earlier, even his character got verified before him
HELP KLEE GETTING BILLIONS OF LIKES AND NOELLE RATIOING FISCHL I LOVE THIS NEVER STOP
the venti ones are so accurate, I love that drunkard bard sm
me too…i love him sm
Venti supremacy
@@Aj-cd6wf yes
Me tooo
@@nevvozi same
Albedo acts like his English va in this and it's perfect
albedo k stands for albedo khoi? lol
@@beposfather ngl i think it’s kreideprinz
for real
@@boke9842 ngl I thought it was for “kaeya” cuz I enjoy kaebedo :’)
@@Laviirose
kaebedo ✨✨✨
90% of the genshin cast would be canceled the moment they joined.
Lmao
Especially eula-
*oh wait she already was*
@@badubap_ LMAO FR ESPECIALLY HER ☝🏾
Childe and his attempted genocide of Liyue
Traveller would be cancelled for looking young.
*Coughminorcodedcough*
Every other character:normal
Venti:W H E R E I S M Y V E R I F I D E
Noelle: *Going after everyones necks*
yeah where is it
@@forrest7186 someone:tweets something
Noelle:so you have chosen death
Hello @@kekwkwowwkmw
@@ichigo-amai2877 hey ganyu
People on twitter: exist
Noelle: and I took that personally
NOELLE IS SO SASSY WHAT-
THATS WHY I LOVE HER LANAOSOG
I think Xinyan or Beidou in place of Noelle would be good. Noelle is soft and shy. This is the only thing bothering me
@@themehmama7750 Plot twist: The minute Noelle gets on the internet she becomes such a badass she disses every person she knows
@@themehmama7750 honestly i think that this is why it's so funny lol
@@themehmama7750 xinyan is actually pretty soft but beidou would probably fit the spot
WHY IS NOELLE SO RUDE HOLY IOHGS
THATS WHAT PPL GET FOR DOUBTING HER 😠
NOELLE BEST GIRL
“Cancelled”
WHY
As a Noelle main as long as she's happy we're fine.
noelle would NOT talk like that lmao 😭 she probably gasps if she hears someone say shut up
i am trying my best to make noelle act like that omg but i just like noelle being so funyn in my videos😭😭
everything is perfect, except noelle because canonically, noelle is so selfless, hardworking, and obedient that if you ask her to kill all fatui she'd be gone for a month and return with tsarisa's head, next thing you know, all the abyss mage is gone
holy crap WHATTT😧😧noelle bad b confirmed
i’m actually gonna do this in the next one MWHHAHAHAHAHAH i am unstoppable/j
@@nevvozi hello unstoppable, i'm hasan
@@hasanmuttaqin464 hi hasan, im making a part 3 of this video so make sure you click the bell noti- this isn’t a ad i promise
@@hasanmuttaqin464 dang bro. They said it's fanon. Not canon
the way i uploaded this at 12 subscriber but now we’re at 133 subs, wow, thank you all sm 💖😵💫
356 now!
610 :)
852! ^^
1k+
1.25k!
Noelle: Savage
Venti: Unverified
Mona: Hated
Klee: Baby
Albedo: Crying
Hotel: Goth Grand
Kaeya: *im going to disappear and never come back*
Diluc: 😏✨
How did this get so many likes…
Kaeya simps: NOO 😫😫😫
LMAO
i don’t get it diluc x jean?
@@gio9438 what-
@@gio9438
no lmao- Diluc hates Kaeya so he'd be happy 💀
I like how venti just talking about the blue check mark😂
WHat happened to Noelle?? She's stuck on the *WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE* mode
That Klee posting about her roblox vid and Qiqi just being a good friend to her is the cutest thing about this vid
I am. In love with the idea of Noelle being super nice in person but having 0 chill online
Same Imao
Noelle just having this much content is just too good for my noelle main heart
Fr, she's so underrated
OKAY BUT NOELLE ATE UP THAT WHOLE PLATE RATIOING FISCL
Alternate Title: Venti complaining about not being verified for 3 minutes straight.
Wait... Last month you had 12 subscribers and now you have 4490 subs?
You are gonna become a great channel
AS A NOELLE MAIN I ACTUALLY LIKE NOELLE IN THIS 💀🤚🏻
Fischl isnt accurate she would make a much longer text
0:54
Greetings to all those peons on this app! I have completed yet another devastating and dastardly sojourn across Teyvat. I reigned treacherous mountains, sailed across seas, and my feet ache from the many hours spent walking across the land. My back is burnt by sun, and as I type this, I find that it would be simply impossible for simpleminded commoners like you to trek across this region. As the Princess de Verurteilung, I officially give Liyue my seal of approval. It is an ineffable place. The peaks are immense and provide a sight for sore eyes, and the designated cuisine is simply wondrous. Since I, Fischl, have graced this region of stone with my presence, I would highly suggest that my followers take in my footsteps and navigate themselves to Liyue as well.
“Let it be known that I, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, sovereign of the Immernachtreich, hath learned of the profound existence of which History speaks upon. Not that the illusory passage of galaxies has any bearing on one existence such as I, to whom the knowledge of million universes had been unveiled by its lighting retribution of the littlest space upon mine threads of fortuna. The stars of the firmament that shan't only brought forth the light but the divine pureness itself, thrust open by Oz's beak himself into the boundless tapestry of darkness stored upon my littlest fortuna. Barring upon a sudden apocalypse One must not remember thereof brought upon by the greed and hubris of a certain first world nations, henceforth all in the History of Teyvat to where I, Fischl, who is the Prinzessin of Verurteilung, guide them with the divining stellar and sovereign each of them galaxies and fortunes. Whenceforth springs this call to mirth upon my eyes, must it be the deprivation of the humble coif in which it was born to gaze in awe at the majesty of its monarch. However, must not everyone fear for with my left eye, the Auge der Verurteilung, which sees the threads of destiny, shall surely keep you from harm and death. And Oz, the raven whom witnessed the demise of countless worlds, will watch upon you on your journey. As even cruel fate has deigned to smile upon me, through sin courses through my veins, amd shame upon my being. But it is no great loss, for solitude is the noble's lot, so long as I do not lose the nobility of my soul. What must be punished is the sin which defies fate's rightful decree!.. And of course, it was fate that saw this descent upon this world, destiny that saw henceforth paths to be intertwined. Fate has revealed to me that this is what has been decreed!”
@@user-zn7dl4cs8w this is more accurat
@@dioisamazing9523
Oh god 😭
@@--j7852 I main fischl
Noelle do be savage tho 😂😝✋
Noelle canonically: *soft and shy*
Noelle head canonically: Did I ever tell you I was a savage?~😎🔥
Noelle's savagery is amazing
Damn, you were celebrating 13 subs in this video and now you have 13k sub. Totally deserved, keep up the good work king/queen!
Noelle speaking like she just ate Memorii's Salitier than sea pancake and didnt pass the another trial of Knights of favonius
THE QIQI AND KLEE ROBLOX VIDEO ONE WAS SO FUNNY YET SO CUTE IM CRYING
Noelle had enough of being rejected by the knights LMFAO
she’s brokcen😍
Venti being scared of heights is my new favorite headcanon
Noelle did a 180... love her
eula: hi-
twitter: *c a n c e l l e d*
Thanks to this video, my headcannon is that noelle is actually super rude when she's alone as a way to cope with her busy life
this is the most fanon thing ever
Noelle * badass mode on *
Me: *dats mah gurl*
i love how klees post just has 4 billion likes
Childe: Anyone up for a challenge?
Beidou: You bet! Just wait ‘til I get back to Liyue 😉
Xiangling: Sure! We talking about a cooking match, right?
Xinyan: Sure! We talking about a guitar solo match right?
Yan Fei: Sure, choose a subject 😉
Xingqiu: I challenge you to finish a book, Fatui boy
Chongyun: I…don’t think we should be fighting each other
Keqing: Imagine having time for that
Ganyu: Same
Ningguang: Same, except I wouldn’t mind watching from afar.
Zhongli: It depends. Are we getting something?
Hu Tao: Ooh I smell new customers hehehe
QiQi: Huh, what are you guys talking about?
Xiao: What for, life is already painful on its own
Everyone: …
literally anyone :
venti : *blue tick. why don't I have it?*
Noelle in coming for EVERYONE and for what?! 😂
Noelle is everywhere
agreed
lmao albedo got verified before khoi
2:34 the fat-chew IMAO
Lol qiqi so accurate I don’t see her in drama
Shed forget she had an acount lol
@@squee-g1658 very very true 🤣🤣 omg so true now I really think about it
Amber: sometimes I want to join the fatui
😂😂😂
ight i love noelle now
I love the concept of Noelle being the sweetest most selfless and hardworking gal you’d ever meet in person but the second she’s online she turns into a sass powered roast machine with no shits left to give who could put the wendys account to shame 💀 girls gotta get it all out somewhere
legend has it that Venti is still mad about not getting the blue check mark
update! he did get it HAHAJJDHFSJ
@@nevvozi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao
Noelle dragging everyone and I live for it
noelles so feral in ur vids n i love it
noelle being a mood? yes we stan
dude the fact that you appreciate every time you gain more subscribers is so wholesome and now you’re at 7.6k i’m so happy for no reason
Someone made Noelle very pissed
NOELLE IS SUCH A BADDIE ON TWITTER RN
NOELLE IS SUCH A BADDIE I SWEAR-
Alternate title : Noelle snaps
Noelle speaking facts 🧍🏻
LMAO MONA AND NOELLE ON TWITTER I CANT EVEN-
BYEEE💀
Mona and venti are so accurate I cant even
Why is Noelle so rude… what happened to my sweet maid waifu…?
THE CUT OFFS IM GONNA CRY
The Noelle ones are all great and as a Noelle main they put the biggest smile on my face
I LOVWD THIS!
THANK UOUU!!!
“Thank you so much for 12 subs!”
*Me: checks current sub count*
U rlly went from 12 subscribers to 12k real fast-
this is why i have albedo accidentally and now i love him thank you accident
Noelle owns the title "Being a girlboss"
Ok, Noelle’s was probably the least accurate one i’ve ever seen. Are we sure Childe isn’t trying to impersonate her?
Also, we all know all of Fischl’s tweets would be in multiple parts because they go over the tweet length limit! lol
you gained a new subscriber
Noelle is so aggressive lmfao
3:25 my favourite part about this is that albedo's english va (khoi dao) had his request to get verified denied by twitter earlier, even his character got verified before him
NOELLE IS MOOD PLEASE-
The ratio between lumine and aether's posts calling each other out
i really enjoyed this!! 😭💕
thank youu!!! i’m really having some trouble finding out what video to do next ahhhh
@@nevvozi find what you're comfortable with doing and go with that 💕💕
@@____-ft6ys tysm! :))
@@nevvozi np!
Noelle is so crazy wthell
noelle went reverse
LMAO, albedo getting verified while his VA Khoi, is having a battle with twitter
The voice that reads it speaks and pronounces the truth as calling the fatui the FAT-ui.
*WONDERFUL*
NOELLE RLLY SAID "I had enough." DAYUM-
1:42 THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER SO MUCH
Noelle: STOP TREATING THIS LIKE YELP
Fischl: talk to me when you become a knight and you rly that mad you can’t travel like me?
0:36 you're also a granpa, venti
🌸😹I know not why I had not discovered this brilliant channel sooner but my god what a gem i never imagined was needed until now😹🌸
Noelle being the queen that she is 😤😤
From 12 to 12000 well done!
I love how you describe the emojis for the sight impaired, wish more did this and it adds more to the video! ❤️❤️
NOELLE BEING ABSOLUTELY DONE WITH EVERYONE PLEASE JDJSBDIEBDKSK
It's so cute it says "thanks for 12 subscribers" and now it's like over 4400 subs, I love it
Noelle got no mercy
venti is so funny th OO
btw i dont think u need to read out all th e emojis, theyre so painful xD
ITS SO PAINFUL TO EDIT TOO I HAVE TO SPEED THEM UPDJIDAJHSHAHA
Noelle got rejected into the knights one too many times
u have 5k subs now 0-0
NOOOO
NOT THE DEMON FACE WITH SMILEY EYES AAAHHHAAAA
Hey give venti his verified symbol 🤬
We can see that albedo and noelle are social birds they cant stop playing twitter
Is nobody gonna talk about how half of the world liked klee’s post
Albedo's lines are so accurate LMAOO- 😭💀
beaming face with smiley eyes red heart
Noelle is FERAAALLL
ALBEDO IS GUVING ME LIFE LMAO