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  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames ปีที่แล้ว +6908

    wow_mao videos simultaneously remind me of every deep ethnic conflict in the world while making me believe world peace is achievable at the same time.

    • @alexanderhenderson4065
      @alexanderhenderson4065 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      1000%

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +106

      As a Cypriot I hope you're right

    • @buwanbuwaya6927
      @buwanbuwaya6927 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      As a part of the accursed filipinos, I can only agree- happily

    • @Acidlib
      @Acidlib ปีที่แล้ว +49

      As an autistic Transnistrian ketamine addict, I smolheartedly degree

    • @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial
      @WhyAlwaysMeOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there's no peace in this world

  • @wowmao
    @wowmao  ปีที่แล้ว +4675

    i owe turkey and the turkish people everything.
    as well as another group of people across the sea....

    • @juang1574
      @juang1574 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wao

    • @Vundeq
      @Vundeq ปีที่แล้ว +61

      WOw mao fell off hasnt hit it big since welcome to north africa

    • @chickensoldier9790
      @chickensoldier9790 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@YANAKLARI BAL DROGO greece

    • @cursed_cats5710
      @cursed_cats5710 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      malta

    • @TheChiefHobbit
      @TheChiefHobbit ปีที่แล้ว +165

      We better see a goddamn Greek one next
      Another great video I absolutely love these.

  • @Inanchi05
    @Inanchi05 ปีที่แล้ว +4323

    As a Turkish person no one made fun of me and my nation this much before.
    It's %31 accurate

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +182

      K
      A
      R
      A
      B
      O
      G
      A

    • @sinquary
      @sinquary ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@Gia1911Logous Take this "Ğ"

    • @Inanchi05
      @Inanchi05 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@Gia1911Logous Esenlikler diler

    • @foodchainstop5297
      @foodchainstop5297 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe yarak

    • @beylerbeyi61
      @beylerbeyi61 ปีที่แล้ว

      @InanchiMapping bir de bunu beğenen p.çler var. ben bunların türklüğüne sok*yım.

  • @saturnodevorou
    @saturnodevorou ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    much love to turkiye 🇩🇪 from brazil 🇦🇷♥️♥️

    • @ardaakca9617
      @ardaakca9617 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Muck love to germany 🇹🇯 from china 🇹🇼

    • @furkansar1904
      @furkansar1904 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Nice Greek comments

    • @moreassmoregas
      @moreassmoregas ปีที่แล้ว +114

      much love to brazil 🇺🇾 from brazil 🇺🇸

    • @orangekitty9634
      @orangekitty9634 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Much love to türkiye from Romania 🇧🇩😻💔

    • @FlyingFishXYZ
      @FlyingFishXYZ ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@ardaakca9617 -1000000000 social credit score

  • @contentdatavisulizatins9145
    @contentdatavisulizatins9145 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    As a turkish person who lives in ankara, I can confirm the buildings are accurate.

    • @aksabann
      @aksabann 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      videodaki binalarin tamamı etimesgut,yapracık toki konutlarından alınma

    • @eges72
      @eges72 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ezzip İncek ahlatlıbel yaşamkent özellikle ankaranın o kısımları. Bahçeli 7.caddeyi ve kızılayı görmeyen istanbullular ankaranın tamamını böle sanıyor .s

    • @Ur_Crying_bish
      @Ur_Crying_bish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@aksabann Çankaya'dan Etimesgut'a 3-4 ay önce taşınmış orta halli bir aile çocuğu olarak,
      Çok büyük bi *hata* yaptığımızı düşünüyorum.

    • @Alemlerin-Kirali
      @Alemlerin-Kirali 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Çankayanın bakış şekli

    • @matina4552
      @matina4552 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@aksabann Those are from a dystopian-looking town called "Pardis" near Tehran, Iran.

  • @Porcay
    @Porcay ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    3:17 Those guys would be considered members of the Yeşilay compared to the most sober person in Tekirdağ

  • @t_jk
    @t_jk ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    As a Turkish person, I can truly say this is the most Thug Shaking moment of all time.

    • @AlaskanY2K
      @AlaskanY2K ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thug shaking

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🔥🇬🇷🔥 💯🗿🇹🇷🗿💯

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      turk shaker

    • @ahfa2010
      @ahfa2010 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a thug shaker, I can truly say this is the most Turkish moment of all time.

    • @Hoi4291
      @Hoi4291 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Turkey person

  • @omerefeulusoy1530
    @omerefeulusoy1530 ปีที่แล้ว +3444

    My man you really deserve a Turkish citizenship with the amount of inside jokes that you put in this video

    • @ukaraca5410
      @ukaraca5410 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      If he says he is syrian, pretty sure the government will give him one.

    • @Yahweh-rq3lf
      @Yahweh-rq3lf ปีที่แล้ว +143

      ​@@ukaraca5410I can confirm what you said as a Turk.

    • @tetraizor
      @tetraizor ปีที่แล้ว +43

      or for the lowest price of $200k in real estate 🥰🥰

    • @tiredcaffeine
      @tiredcaffeine ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I wish it was that eas...oh wait.

    • @_caracalla_
      @_caracalla_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      (31)

  • @tillychee
    @tillychee ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    boys laugh at 69 jokes
    Men laugh at 31 jokes

    • @tahaerdemtolun5316
      @tahaerdemtolun5316 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      yes bro

    • @MiskoGe
      @MiskoGe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      100 - 69 = 31

    • @Yasin-t8i9m
      @Yasin-t8i9m 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@MiskoGe yes it is

    • @Nobody-3056
      @Nobody-3056 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@MiskoGe its not like that 3 is for women 1 is for men look at the shapes

    • @MiskoGe
      @MiskoGe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Nobody-3056 well, technically hand is a woman's personification, and a stick is a man's one

  • @zantom5888
    @zantom5888 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    As a Greco-Turkish-Serbo-Albanian-Romanian-Bulgar-Croat-Bosniak-Bosnian-Hungarian-Monkeydonian, I thank you for making this wonderful video on my country! 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪

    • @AkusaKai
      @AkusaKai ปีที่แล้ว

      proof slovenian femboys became more w*stoid than gigachad racist balkaners smh 😔😔

    • @Noelci035
      @Noelci035 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Average ethnicity composition in Vienna

    • @DespothLord
      @DespothLord ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Thats just Ottoman Empire 😂

    • @anime-cu7sq
      @anime-cu7sq ปีที่แล้ว +43

      those are all the same thing

    • @brombeere3832
      @brombeere3832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monkeydonian? 😡😡

  • @anatole662
    @anatole662 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    it's a little scary how you make every nation's video so accurate

  • @Randyymandyylol
    @Randyymandyylol ปีที่แล้ว +990

    I am kinda shocked how people from other countries know this much and the Turkish jokes we do

    • @ErenUler
      @ErenUler ปีที่แล้ว

      Most likely a Turk who immigrated to UK. There cannot be any other possibility.

    • @turk2r
      @turk2r ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this is not even a percent bro

    • @cattoncandyskies1935
      @cattoncandyskies1935 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      nice profile pic dude

    • @squidwardtentacles244
      @squidwardtentacles244 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      A Turk helped him make this video

    • @eges72
      @eges72 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I mean there are 500k Turkish Cypriots living in London, right next to wow_mao

  • @KillerViper16
    @KillerViper16 ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    As a Turk this is actually quite accurate and he managed to get all of the essential Turkish shitpost as well. I am non ironically very impressed by the details.

    • @Kurosaka
      @Kurosaka ปีที่แล้ว +53

      what about 31 what does that mean

    • @DivineSoB
      @DivineSoB ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kurosaka to masturbate, to "pull a 31"

    • @moofellow
      @moofellow ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@Kurosaka basically 69 but turkish

    • @dg7w
      @dg7w ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ​@@KurosakaChoke your chicken if ykyk

    • @lemonstealer2902
      @lemonstealer2902 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Kurosaka that means stroking your chicken

  • @greeshka4751
    @greeshka4751 ปีที่แล้ว +4699

    As a turkish person from Antalya I confirm, что Анталья самое чудесное место на земле 🥰🇹🇷

    • @TheUsername217
      @TheUsername217 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Did someone hit you on the head mid-sentence?

    • @MilkTea101
      @MilkTea101 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      @@TheUsername217 No he is welcoming to the ones that make money

    • @Chineseconcrete
      @Chineseconcrete ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@TheUsername217fr bro forgot what Alphabet he was speaking

    • @necromancer871
      @necromancer871 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      biliungual moment

    • @explorerofgooplanets2516
      @explorerofgooplanets2516 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@TheUsername217nah, man. It's just a russian speaking person (look for the nickname)

  • @p4n4143
    @p4n4143 ปีที่แล้ว +6281

    As a Greek person I can confirm, we build tourist attractions for our friends Turks 🇺🇾 ❤ 🇹🇳

    • @keyrion7084
      @keyrion7084 ปีที่แล้ว +905

      31

    • @saulgoodmanprogaming
      @saulgoodmanprogaming ปีที่แล้ว +1868

      bro really used tunisia flag 💀

    • @Arda0801
      @Arda0801 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      ​@@saulgoodmanprogaminghe do a little trolling

    • @turcopolo
      @turcopolo ปีที่แล้ว +723

      @@saulgoodmanprogaming bro used the uruguay flag

    • @bobvila7866
      @bobvila7866 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I see that we are finally agreement for a cease-fire between us but still give us are islands

  • @karitha1672
    @karitha1672 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    As a ethnicly Kurd from Turkey, I can confirm Drake is a real Kurd.

  • @MasterofRoflness
    @MasterofRoflness ปีที่แล้ว +448

    i wish i was turkish

    • @ONGOD41556
      @ONGOD41556 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Anyone Who feels like a Turk is Turk.
      -Ataturk

    • @ONGOD41556
      @ONGOD41556 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Saitama38 boş

    • @maznmalazada6365
      @maznmalazada6365 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My aim was a little off, turned Kurdish

    • @mikasaluvv
      @mikasaluvv ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ONGOD41556 nedion aq

    • @mustafaulugnoyan6801
      @mustafaulugnoyan6801 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no you don't

  • @partizan5876
    @partizan5876 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    As a Turk i can confirm our mental health is represented correctly

    • @Chris-xb7gm
      @Chris-xb7gm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And nearly identical to Arabia

    • @PyroMainTF2player
      @PyroMainTF2player ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Chris-xb7gmno.

    • @bencekomikti3869
      @bencekomikti3869 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Chris-xb7gmhuvavavava

    • @Yanate1991
      @Yanate1991 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chris-xb7gmArabs are mentally healthy compared to us, too bad they can’t have a normal existence without causing a civil war

    • @gurkangurbuz1923
      @gurkangurbuz1923 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Chris-xb7gm No! Turks not arabic!

  • @krish4134
    @krish4134 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of not being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎

    • @PountyWB
      @PountyWB ปีที่แล้ว +310

      My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎

    • @krish4134
      @krish4134 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@PountyWB My sincere condolences to all the people in the world who have had the unfortunate luck of not being Turkish🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷😎😎😎

    • @zizonesol
      @zizonesol ปีที่แล้ว +22

      save us... please...

    • @Biggestbarcafan
      @Biggestbarcafan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im partly turkish

    • @gorilla1397
      @gorilla1397 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Biggestbarcafan then you are part AMK

  • @Malaka_26
    @Malaka_26 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    As a Turkish 🇹🇳 I can confirm this video and Im proud of being German🇮🇱
    Glory to soviet union 🇨🇳 and ottoman 🇲🇻

    • @skywalker.1453
      @skywalker.1453 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      bro you use 4 false flag

    • @Malaka_26
      @Malaka_26 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@skywalker.1453 I can use more flags if you want :D

    • @THEREALUTTP
      @THEREALUTTP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      İs it %31 accurate?

    • @salmonrunaround1944
      @salmonrunaround1944 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@skywalker.1453 second flag is extremely false and fake

    • @shahramtondkarmobarakie1824
      @shahramtondkarmobarakie1824 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      how to piss off the entire political spectrum in 1 sentence

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    As an American who is currently inside Bosnia (Slavic Turkey), I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
    Edit: I don’t live here, I’m just visiting former Yugoslavia for ten days.

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Inside? 😳🥵🥵

    • @picoroja
      @picoroja ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sta ćes ovde bolan

    • @BIastProcX
      @BIastProcX ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Bosnia is the best way to experience IRL minesweeper

    • @AkusaKai
      @AkusaKai ปีที่แล้ว +69

      bro imagine being american and choose to live within mine fields

    • @otgunz
      @otgunz ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Bosnians are not Turkish, Slavic is something different than Turkish that is why there is Slavs and Turks, Turks are Muslims and Bosnians are Muslim Slavs which is why Serbs and other Christian Slavs call them Turks, yet not all Turks are Muslims + there are many other nations and ethnicities who are Muslims. If something should be 100% accurate that is your brain, as small as a nut. Go back to where you came from, the country of LGBT, homeless, shallow history and nukes.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I'm a Greek Cypriot and I put all our differences aside and I thoroughly enjoyed this video
    All the love to the PEOPLE of Turkey 🇽🇰❤🇲🇻
    Karaboğa

    • @championgundyr1092
      @championgundyr1092 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Sending love to Cyprus from Turkey! 🇹🇳❤🇯🇵

    • @jar3729
      @jar3729 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Love from Serbia to Turkey 🇷🇺❤ 🇩🇿. Remember, Kosovo je Srbija.

    • @davartheberserker
      @davartheberserker ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Esenlikler diler

    • @lurji
      @lurji ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro acting like cyprus is real 😔

    • @Oppetsismiimsitsitc
      @Oppetsismiimsitsitc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jar3729 remembr.

  • @Cairo40000
    @Cairo40000 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    TURKEY FOREVER LOVE FROM CONNECTICUT 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

    • @sonicxdudex765
      @sonicxdudex765 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Damn bro what the hell is connecticut??? Some greek shit like macedonia?

    • @bobvila7866
      @bobvila7866 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo Serb,
      We Balkan league gotta stick together

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I LOVE CONNECTICUT
      AM FROM CYPRUS 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇰🇷🇰🇷😎

    • @Nothing.T
      @Nothing.T ปีที่แล้ว

      🤙🤙

    • @RouteRoad
      @RouteRoad ปีที่แล้ว

      this is a massachusetts psyop dont listen to him (we love albania)

  • @danakroid7172
    @danakroid7172 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I had an Armenian teacher in high school that made it a point to inform every class that he refused to teach students of Turkish decent and do his early cry in front of a class room because his family endured the Armenian Genocide
    Dude was an ex fratboy from Missouri

    • @Cinnogirl
      @Cinnogirl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As an Armenian, it is good to know that a Turkish Armenian actually embraces his Armenian heritage. Most of them suppress it!

    • @imperialguard9246
      @imperialguard9246 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Bruh

    • @alp2ccc138
      @alp2ccc138 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is no such thing, our president Erdogan called them to sit down and open the books, they are scared shitlless Russia and England.
      This video is either Marxist Kurdish or Armenian.

    • @aloha1783
      @aloha1783 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Average armenian

    • @eges72
      @eges72 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Armenian chauvinists are so unhinged that they make Grey Wolves look like liberals

  • @kiaking472
    @kiaking472 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    A video that took 2 weeks that changed my life in 3 minutes, thank you Wow Mao.

    • @maddinenprimetime
      @maddinenprimetime ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they don't call him wow mao for nothing. his videos are literally wow.....mao

  • @acoustichitman4544
    @acoustichitman4544 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    this comment section needs a hero!

    • @nanashi7779
      @nanashi7779 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is he then

    • @prometheoignis1962
      @prometheoignis1962 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am I the guy?

    • @Hiroakiarai88
      @Hiroakiarai88 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I heard of some guy called the incredible gassy...

    • @chrisschaller9547
      @chrisschaller9547 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Greece invented Turkey

    • @t_jk
      @t_jk ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chrisschaller9547 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

  • @batyrhansailaubek
    @batyrhansailaubek ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Çok yaşa Türkiye! Kazakistan şehiri Astana'dan selamlar! 🇰🇿🤝🇹🇷

    • @qdolunay
      @qdolunay ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Size de Türkiye şehri Ankara'dan selamlar! 🇹🇷🤍🇰🇿

    • @goatcr7132
      @goatcr7132 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@qdolunaykomik mi lan

    • @qdolunay
      @qdolunay ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goatcr7132 Kafan mı güzel?

    • @kursad9331
      @kursad9331 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@goatcr7132yanlış birşey yazmamış ki

    • @pinkmanpoor3467
      @pinkmanpoor3467 ปีที่แล้ว

      ne anlatıyon amk yarısı rezalet videolardan oluşan bişey bu amk rezil olduk

  • @Arshgamingi80
    @Arshgamingi80 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I’m a Kurd and i can confirm we all look like drake

    • @umutt34
      @umutt34 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      not all ;)

    • @umutt34
      @umutt34 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @YigithnSS reelde bunu desen 3 parçaya bölerler seni klavye delikanlısı

    • @umutt34
      @umutt34 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @YigithnSS şanslıymışsın o zaman

    • @umutt34
      @umutt34 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @YigithnSS e adam dağda keleşle geziyorum mu demiş niye bu yorumun altına yazıyorsun bu düşünceni o zaman?

    • @theperfectionist1607
      @theperfectionist1607 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @YigithnSS Irkci ve fasistsin

  • @danalbers2193
    @danalbers2193 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Oh baby, my favorite country 🇩🇪

  • @sheriffsatori
    @sheriffsatori ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Honestly, this is *extremely* accurate. I don’t know how much research and digging you had to do but pretty much everything is spot on. Extra respect for the inside jokes you probably didn’t get (and honestly some of us don’t know the reasoning behind them either). It’s perfection, and scarily puts how much conflict we really have had during the last I don’t know how many years.

    • @erenarslan3087
      @erenarslan3087 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Reimu

    • @Web720
      @Web720 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does the 31 mean?

    • @williamsmitherson2170
      @williamsmitherson2170 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@Web72031

    • @erenarslan3087
      @erenarslan3087 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Web720 masturbation

    • @sheriffsatori
      @sheriffsatori ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Web720 A sorta cryptic but well known term for masturbation, especially on males

  • @0ee63
    @0ee63 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    2:19 condensed an entire region into 'they eat fish and have fucking ugly mountains' then moved on LMAO

    • @yldrmbayezid8643
      @yldrmbayezid8643 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      the ugly mountains are in south east anatolia, black sea region is beautiful asf

    • @P4L4BO111
      @P4L4BO111 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ahaha bro actually that region has a lot of mountains and forests. If you love bears, you will certainly love that part of turkey XD

    • @huhh14
      @huhh14 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yldrmbayezid8643 siktir lan neresi çirkiğn

    • @vicrattlehead69
      @vicrattlehead69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      beacuse it is lmao
      it is the armpit of the whole country, their people are the most disgusting people you can encounter with
      so are the middle anatolians

    • @eges72
      @eges72 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro the cities have better mosques and even churches than 😭😭😭 proper infrastructure😭😭

  • @kayrakinyas33
    @kayrakinyas33 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Im Turkish and this video is absolutely funny man u deserve to be a Turkish Citizen

  • @Kartlos1
    @Kartlos1 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Как турок я подтверждаю, что Анталия прекрасна. 🇹🇷🙏

    • @imageofALLAH
      @imageofALLAH ปีที่แล้ว +44

      axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxa

    • @darkrider95bilmemney82
      @darkrider95bilmemney82 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      What does that mean? I'm yet to be asimilated by the Rusian horde in Antalya 🤠🤠

    • @-Shadow__Rider-
      @-Shadow__Rider- ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Turkest Turk in Antalya 💪🏿

    • @ugurzeybek6244
      @ugurzeybek6244 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darkrider95bilmemney82As a Turk I confirm that Antalya is beautiful says google

    • @kaan1361
      @kaan1361 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      average southern anatolian

  • @Atajew
    @Atajew ปีที่แล้ว +263

    As a Turkish lad from the city of Ankara, I can confirm that the architecture is beautiful here, especially in the city square. Would be a shame if an earthquake destroyed it...

    • @ahmetkerematakur4247
      @ahmetkerematakur4247 ปีที่แล้ว

      come to bağlıca😊

    • @alcatraz2010
      @alcatraz2010 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy sheiit jewish conspiracy, HAARP?

    • @isimbulamadm7972
      @isimbulamadm7972 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ankara da fay hattı bile yok (neredeyse) :d

    • @eges72
      @eges72 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@isimbulamadm7972Yok ama olur da 5 büyüklüğünde deprem olursa bütün binalar toza döner onu kastetmiş

    • @mashry42
      @mashry42 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dude what about istanbul we all gonna get fucked up. no matter how much they try to rebuild houses it will never be enough its so scary. also funny profile picture

  • @assetsprites57
    @assetsprites57 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    As a Turkish, the moment I saw 31 in the video, I LMAO'd much more than the laughter I had in the rest of the video. XDDD

    • @KillerViper16
      @KillerViper16 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Gülemem kardeş 31 olmadan gülemem

    • @assetsprites57
      @assetsprites57 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@KillerViper16 31 olmazsa olmaz…

    • @EB-wk9wi
      @EB-wk9wi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Efektleri baya komikti ama

    • @philo2677
      @philo2677 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pls explain. I'm part armenian but I'll say the genocide was fake if you explain thank you

    • @milee105
      @milee105 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Could yall brothas explain whats up with 31 maybe?

  • @Mehmetcan93
    @Mehmetcan93 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    3:34 Song is "Zümrüt - Ne Zormuş Unutmak" originally The Beatles' "Hard Day's Night" from 1971.

    • @mustafakurt495
      @mustafakurt495 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sen adamsın biliyo musun

  • @jakejake2025
    @jakejake2025 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    as a turkish man i can say türkiye is muhteşem

    • @de_brn208
      @de_brn208 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      31 like var bozmucam

    • @aberrix6632
      @aberrix6632 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah muhteşem siktiler ülkeyi geçen karpuz alıyım dedim payam yetmedi 4/1'ini alabildim

    • @alechboy3578
      @alechboy3578 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greece and Armenia are better

    • @AhmetFurkan55
      @AhmetFurkan55 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alechboy3578 No

    • @MiracNotFound
      @MiracNotFound ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AhmetFurkan55 he’s probably moldovan/romanian 🇮🇳

  • @viibeknight
    @viibeknight ปีที่แล้ว +142

    he studied the music, the culture, the perspective of natives, the erdogaphobia quality post as always

    • @ivario
      @ivario ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ERDOGAN ÎS PRESÎDENT OF VORLD!!!

    • @safakkilici755
      @safakkilici755 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ivario erdogan v2 god

    • @TheFalseShepphard
      @TheFalseShepphard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ivario" Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! Erdoğan! ERDOĞAAAN! "

  • @fauxdude9756
    @fauxdude9756 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    this is def one of your best, I can almost feel turkey inside me as we speak

    • @KillerViper16
      @KillerViper16 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If you are Turkish you can feel the governments symbolic ding dong in you all the time 😊

    • @Arda0801
      @Arda0801 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KillerViper16man I love taxes. So does that watermelon seller

    • @TheFalseShepphard
      @TheFalseShepphard ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🧐🤨

    • @lallovesu484
      @lallovesu484 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KillerViper16that's how i lost my virginity

  • @itsmee-w6j
    @itsmee-w6j 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Mükemmel Bir video yapmışsınn😭✨✨

  • @omarmatouq3855
    @omarmatouq3855 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You missed the part where Turkish drama series stars are rolling in their banknotes after their goofy series get popular in the levant.

    • @darkrider95bilmemney82
      @darkrider95bilmemney82 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Levant, SA, India and Spain (for some fucked up reason)

    • @EB-wk9wi
      @EB-wk9wi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​Pakistan

    • @kujk-k3w
      @kujk-k3w ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@OVODnetwhat the hell does that have to do with turkish serials being popular?

    • @kajmak
      @kajmak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in the balkans too, those series get translated and played often on cable TV(most of the time dubbed because old people need glasses to read, but it's a shit dub)

    • @highlyquestionable9802
      @highlyquestionable9802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in Russia as well
      I personally know a couple of girls who unironically started learning Turkish to watch these shows unsubbed and undubbed

  • @alazba9709
    @alazba9709 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    For those who didn't get the references:
    0:01 : Footage of President Erdoğan's famous video call to a news anchor during the 2016 coup, urging people to get on the streets and resist, except this time with a snapchat filter
    0:25 Average Turk after election
    0:35 Reference to another Wow_mao video called average greek vs turk, this time with commentary from hasanabi
    1:04 Istanbul Istanbul Istanbul, largest european city, you hear about it all the time and its always full of tourists
    1:15 Showing true istanbul with recent unrest, protests against govt etc.
    1:28 Aegan region has ruins from the days the area belonged to the.......Greek (ew)
    1:41 Region is just full of Russian tourists in the summer due to ease of acsessibilty (planes still fly between russia and turkiye despite the war)
    2:22 Nothing but Sardines and ugly mountains
    2:42 Turkic tribes?
    2:56 this region has lots of Kurds and a fervent independence movement (opposed by many turks)
    3:14 Basically the Turkish version of 69, funny number with funny connotation (31 means to masturbate due to...reasons)
    3:24 This, so true omg. Basically the capitol Ankara is just a city in the middle of nowhere and full of grey buildings, and there isnt much to do there tbh (compared to Istanbul)
    3:41 Armenia is to the East of Türkiye, and many Armeniens uses to live in the east of the country. However, if you were to call a Turk an Armenian.... basically, just don't call a Turkish person, Greek, Arabic, Armenian, Kurdish, Syrian/Middle Eastern or Greek unless you can backup your accusation with muscles gained from carrying Aygaz Gas Canisters

    • @dimmadometv
      @dimmadometv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Song at 2:01???

    • @emrenvzd
      @emrenvzd ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@dimmadometvMavi Işıklar - Yalnızım
      act it's cover of The Beatles - Yesterday

    • @samankucher5117
      @samankucher5117 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2:56 i thought that was drake land :(

    • @lioneljohnsononvacation2635
      @lioneljohnsononvacation2635 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how you said Greek twice

    • @muhammadabuzarkhan7450
      @muhammadabuzarkhan7450 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about the video and song at 0:23? Who is that cutie?

  • @eerrkkaann
    @eerrkkaann ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Eastern Anatolia is wild... When I was a kid my grandfather would tell me his memories in which he shot at a wolf pack that was pursuing his sled carriage, he managed to shoot a wolf dead using the last bullet he had with his mauser, and then the wolves stopped to eat the one that died, or maybe they were just afraid
    this vid reminded me that thanks mao türkiye bir numara 🤠

    • @hieratics
      @hieratics ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean Armenian Highlands

    • @DoofyGilmore1299
      @DoofyGilmore1299 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ​@@hieraticsI dont see any arm*nian around here

    • @kingdomofmapping1988
      @kingdomofmapping1988 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      eastern anatolia is the wild west of Turkey

    • @DoofyGilmore1299
      @DoofyGilmore1299 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kingdomofmapping1988 basiacly yeah

    • @AManWithNoName
      @AManWithNoName ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​​​​@@kingdomofmapping1988 East Anatolia is just the last frontier like Alaska

  • @Talos3412
    @Talos3412 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:35 guy says ne which means yes in Greek. So happy for him to embrace his new nationality so quickly.

    • @I_Swear_Im_Straight
      @I_Swear_Im_Straight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And it also means "what" in turkish

    • @kyuubisa
      @kyuubisa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @akumajou
    @akumajou ปีที่แล้ว +79

    everything is so rabbit hole of turkey bro wtf. as a Turk, I'm honored by this passionate work!

  • @quakeknight9680
    @quakeknight9680 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Imagine being Turkish in 21 century

    • @qqq3494
      @qqq3494 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      damn am i rare

    • @Normal_difficulty69
      @Normal_difficulty69 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@qqq3494you’re one of a kind

    • @JohnJohnson-zt3bv
      @JohnJohnson-zt3bv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Normal_difficulty69 two of a kimd

    • @trebuchet8568
      @trebuchet8568 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      imagine being turkish in 31th century

    • @Redbird_
      @Redbird_ ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@trebuchet8568 SJJSJSKAJSJAKAHAJAJAHAHKAJAJSJSJJA

  • @hijodelsoldeoriente
    @hijodelsoldeoriente ปีที่แล้ว +292

    As a Filipino who got chased by a gang of Turkeys when I was a child which made me climb a guava tree. I approve this video. Totally Turkish. 🇬🇷

  • @MajesticCallsNews
    @MajesticCallsNews ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Harika olmuş bayrak direğinde dalganan adam efsanesin 😂

  • @JacquelineKristol
    @JacquelineKristol ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Admin confirmed to be Turkish. There ain't no way he knows this much from only memes and stuff!

    • @tun444
      @tun444 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mastürbasyon! 😂🤣🤣

    • @highgrounder5238
      @highgrounder5238 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      We are all turks

    • @averagecomicsenjoyer6545
      @averagecomicsenjoyer6545 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Everyone is Turkic bro dont forget about rule 1 of being Turkish. Everyone descended from holy turkic race

    • @futurexjam2
      @futurexjam2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@highgrounder5238 resistence is futile :))

    • @OttomanFloppa
      @OttomanFloppa ปีที่แล้ว

      He does the same for every country or region,he obviously gets help from people who are actually from that country

  • @reversesavitar3055
    @reversesavitar3055 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I say as a Turk, it was the best summary of Turkey I've ever watched in my life, I wish we, the young people of this land, came to this country as tourists like you, 1 dollar is equal to 25 Turkish liras.

    • @aliatack19
      @aliatack19 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      29 liras now lol

    • @yusufkurtw
      @yusufkurtw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      31 ;)

    • @dna1438
      @dna1438 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      31 now

    • @FloridaPerson
      @FloridaPerson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dna1438 31? hmmmmm

    • @averageturkishman
      @averageturkishman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      T H E E C O N O M Y I S G O O D

  • @Slenderbanana880
    @Slenderbanana880 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Beatles (Turkiye style):
    2:00 - yesterday
    3:34 - hard day's night

    • @degenetron7590
      @degenetron7590 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you I was looking for this lol

  • @93145
    @93145 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a Turk, my brain is crying and screaming and singing a mehter march and cursing and laughing at the same time.

  • @undertalesevencamasrsuyu555
    @undertalesevencamasrsuyu555 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I was impressed that Mao had so much knowledge of Turkey lore.

  • @treeismyusernamewhyjustwhy
    @treeismyusernamewhyjustwhy ปีที่แล้ว +361

    1000% respect to the turkish people from ingerlund 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇷

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Much respect for the cheapest holidays on EU border.

    • @eges72
      @eges72 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Much respect for you too, thank you for infesting our Riviera with Barry, 63s 🇬🇪💪🏿♥💪🏻🇹🇳

    • @treeismyusernamewhyjustwhy
      @treeismyusernamewhyjustwhy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eges72 you are very welcome. thank you for infesting our fish and chip shops 💪🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇷🦾

    • @GreoGreo
      @GreoGreo ปีที่แล้ว

      FUCK ENGLAND!!
      YES TÜRKİYE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

    • @Ironbattlemace
      @Ironbattlemace ปีที่แล้ว

      Says the Turk :D

  • @keremkarabeli1552
    @keremkarabeli1552 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    this video has more publicity value than our ministry of tourism's last ten year tourism campaign. thank you wow_mao for trying to restore our economy

  • @napalmstrike2007
    @napalmstrike2007 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    man release a list of songs you used in this meme most of them are dope

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:17 if you think they're drunk you've never seen an average Trakya resident

  • @AgahErdem
    @AgahErdem ปีที่แล้ว +50

    2:21 Nokia Ringtone Turkish Edition (2012 remix)

  • @ahmetsezen5643
    @ahmetsezen5643 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ok i didnt expected a 31 joke in your channel 3:12 never laughed this hard

    • @colatf2
      @colatf2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what does this mean

    • @mr.smiley6377
      @mr.smiley6377 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a phrase named "31 çekmek" in Turkish and it means "jerking off" 😂

    • @talha6852
      @talha6852 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@colatf2 its a special code for specific situation. We Türks like to be mysterious.

    • @SumeriyaYaxlaka
      @SumeriyaYaxlaka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@talha6852I like how you try to be all mysterious but the other guy just spills it..😅

    • @talha6852
      @talha6852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SumeriyaYaxlaka nope, It's factual. İt cames from empire times when people ruled by sharia and it was forbidden to talk any sexualised thing outside your house. So people took the Letters öf the "masturbation"s Turkish version, coded their Letters to Numbers, then used it to talk this thing.
      It's better knowing whats what.

  • @sleepy_ruisan
    @sleepy_ruisan 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    THIS IS SO GOOD MY MAN :D

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца
    @КГБКолДжорджКостанца ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Love to Turkey from Russia, I love your beautiful country

    • @roach590
      @roach590 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I love you too bro

    • @qqq3494
      @qqq3494 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      love u😝😝😝😝

    • @TheBiohazard3179
      @TheBiohazard3179 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Stop buying houses from here bro, you love us too much.

    • @onuraslanfb07
      @onuraslanfb07 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Mate stop buying every goddamn house in my hometown you guys quadrupled the rent prices in the last 3 years 💀

    • @gming8225
      @gming8225 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      please stay as tourists, not residents. like the guys above me said, real estate prices gone unhinged 'cuz of y'all bruh
      love from antalya

  • @iamtherealraccoonleader
    @iamtherealraccoonleader ปีที่แล้ว +135

    It’s so amazing to see that Turkey and Greece can’t stop fighting each other, complaining to each other and most importantly THE GOVERNMENTS WEAPONISING THEIR CIVILIANS INTO HATING EACH OTHER. Makes us humans after all 🇬🇷❤️🇹🇷.

    • @futurexjam2
      @futurexjam2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I lev ye :) And I am glad that we have taken civilization from Greeks, the oldest culture from neighborhood :) Actually we may have not taken so much democracy :)) even humanity is not so much democratic at all :) humanity is mostly fanatic :)

    • @semihfurkan4482
      @semihfurkan4482 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There is a mistake when we say only states. Greece is violating the agreements by gathering soldiers on the islands and we are only defending ourselves. Our state does not arm anyone and instill hatred.

    • @sado1631
      @sado1631 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Turkey doesnt care about Geece😹

    • @xuanchenzhou9813
      @xuanchenzhou9813 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow easy bros I get it now you really do hate greeks okay

  • @l2_linksklix
    @l2_linksklix ปีที่แล้ว +120

    As a German person, I confirm that Germany feels like a second turkey

    • @rayleigh3047
      @rayleigh3047 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Turkey feels like second Syria at this point, don't worry.

    • @sktt1488
      @sktt1488 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And here in Turkey it feels like syria Afganistan Union.

    • @TragicAyk
      @TragicAyk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spanish people feel the same way about Germans & Mallorca

    • @l2_linksklix
      @l2_linksklix ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TragicAyk you God damn right

    • @veba_7593
      @veba_7593 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rayleigh3047 goddamnit

  • @antoniovivaldi941
    @antoniovivaldi941 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Artvin yeşillikler içinde bir yer dünyanın en güzel coğrafyasına sahip sen bu resimleri nereden buldum tamamıyla gerçek dışı.

  • @wheredabanana
    @wheredabanana ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a Nomadic Feudal Catholic Alcoholic Gnome Believing Rice Eating Desert-Mountain Dwelling Irish Filipino Singaporean Albania-Turk Algerian, I can totally confirm this video is true.

  • @RubyofFire
    @RubyofFire ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I am not Turkish but I feel so much Turkish education pumping through me. Much love 🇺🇸❤🇹🇳

    • @metehanakar0
      @metehanakar0 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      🇹🇳❤️🇲🇾

    • @superioritymelee
      @superioritymelee ปีที่แล้ว +33

      🇦🇿❤🇱🇷

    • @somebody1241
      @somebody1241 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      🇱🇷❤️🇹🇳
      African bros

    • @miyaavi
      @miyaavi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      man at least we dont eat plain food lmao

    • @jotaroenjoyer
      @jotaroenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@miyaavi bro thinks turkiye is a food 💀

  • @gilangraedhityaandre3585
    @gilangraedhityaandre3585 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    As an Indonesian living in Ankara, I can confirm that this, in fact, is another certified wow_mao banger

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Indonesians trying not to get a scholarship or citizenship in Turkey to escape the hellhole that is the Wakanda of South East Asia challenge : Impossible

    • @amanofpotatoes2176
      @amanofpotatoes2176 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@worlds3061I'm an Indonesian but LONG LIVE TURKEY 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪💪

    • @ajanshark
      @ajanshark ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@worlds3061 dude, i swear to god i literally just saw you under a Girls last tour video a few days ago

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ajanshark Damn, what a coincidence you reminded me to watch that show again its been awhile

    • @ajanshark
      @ajanshark ปีที่แล้ว

      @@worlds3061 its a must to watch that show every two years or so
      Or when you are feeling like nothing really matters in life
      Has got to be the most depressing yet peaceful, most hopeless yet hopeful, most saddening yet soothing anime out there. Truly a hidden gem
      And also: what are the odds of me reading your comment under that video of a very underrated show that barely anyone know and then coming across you here just a few days later?

  • @WingedHussar
    @WingedHussar หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:23 is Clairo-Sofia (male version-slowed)
    I have spent over 5 hours to find this song

  • @AlliaNCeYoutube
    @AlliaNCeYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +19

    God bless you for this amazing video, tears fell off my eyes as i kept watching it. Truly a classic 😢 (typing from my home in Berlin, tengri Türkü korusun 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷)

    • @camcorl7921
      @camcorl7921 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akp oymeni misin yani?

  • @amy_kunoichi
    @amy_kunoichi ปีที่แล้ว +107

    as someone who has been to antalya twice, i can confirm that it is more russian than russia could ever be

    • @aca347
      @aca347 ปีที่แล้ว

      ukraine and russia might be having a war rn but they come to unify in turkey.
      such is the power of 🇹🇳🇹🇳TR🇹🇳🇹🇳
      we'll literally sell our country off to anyone if u got the money call us if you got 10 dollars (don't covert it to turkish liras cause you'll need trucks to move that many banknotes)

    • @WorthyTRR
      @WorthyTRR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except it's not cold(in fact very hot)

    • @MiskoGe
      @MiskoGe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WorthyTRRwarm water port

  • @backyard-lobotomist
    @backyard-lobotomist ปีที่แล้ว +48

    i think with every video wow_mao uploads he loses a little tiny chunk of his sanity

    • @cruzdiabIo
      @cruzdiabIo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      big*

    • @chickensoldier9790
      @chickensoldier9790 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Assuming he had any before he started the channel

    • @compatriot852
      @compatriot852 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What years of alcoholism and smoking does to a Filipino brain

    • @kunduraci30
      @kunduraci30 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@chickensoldier9790 cant lose any if you dont have any

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kunduraci30taps forehead moment

  • @bokunogentoo4420
    @bokunogentoo4420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    >turkey video
    >no Köksal Baba anywhere

  • @yunusemremetin5123
    @yunusemremetin5123 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    theres no way youve made this video, you either got some help from a turkish guy or a turkish dude made this. If otherwise damn.. huge respect.

  • @arandompersonontheinternet8684
    @arandompersonontheinternet8684 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    As a turkish person i didn’t even seen the entire video and i can already feel this will going to be %100 percent accurate
    Edit: yep this is %100 percent accurate
    Edit 2: so some people told me how i wrote the percent wrong but nobody knows *why* i did it that way
    İt’s because i wanted to describe how accurate the video is so jokes on you silly people who thought i write it wrong
    (All of the things that i just wrote was true and i totally not made this up right now so that people don’t know that i can’t write percentes right)

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Percent 100 percent

    • @TheFalseShepphard
      @TheFalseShepphard ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hundred percent percent

    • @BxFlex917
      @BxFlex917 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you didnt have to say that you're turkish after forming that sentence dawg 💀💀💀💀

    • @mijikai26
      @mijikai26 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BxFlex917 💀💀💀💀

    • @talha6852
      @talha6852 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BxFlex917 we are Türks and we cant breathe without saying we are Türks.
      İm also Türk.

  • @devroyyy
    @devroyyy ปีที่แล้ว +238

    As a crypto armenian living in turkey i will regret exposing this fact publicly and now i fear for my life 🇹🇷❤🇦🇲

    • @alizahit2526
      @alizahit2526 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇦🇲k

    • @Solotocius
      @Solotocius ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Real

    • @kaan8591
      @kaan8591 ปีที่แล้ว

      knk merak etme biz sizin gibi bebek katili değiliz ,köyleri basıp insanın aklına gelmeyecek işkenceler yapmıyoruz. Türkiyede bir sürü ermeni köyü var kimse kimseye karışmıyor ,seni mi düşüneceğiz aq ,burda türkiyeye sallıyorsun onun bunun çocuğu

    • @tugrulserhat
      @tugrulserhat ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'll track you down m8

    • @eraywayne2165
      @eraywayne2165 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no 👉🏻 🇹🇷❤️🇦🇲

  • @aye_domino18
    @aye_domino18 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    3:51 🫡(last nationalist turkish guy)

  • @cuneytciftci
    @cuneytciftci ปีที่แล้ว +27

    as a 31 fan i can totally say this video is admirable

    • @loonadom8590
      @loonadom8590 ปีที่แล้ว

      CKHSCHKACFUOZHCKHVKGAHVHKHva

  • @Tukoraball
    @Tukoraball ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bu video o kadar güzel araştırılmış ki.. tebrikler.

    • @oyunkafas3838
      @oyunkafas3838 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adam egeye yunan dedi :D

    • @Tukoraball
      @Tukoraball ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oyunkafas3838 💀

    • @atesh0
      @atesh0 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oyunkafas3838 Tarihi yerler Yunanistan'a benziyor çünkü o yüzden ve bu bir ironi kanalı her şey ile dalga geçiyor

  • @Gattsu
    @Gattsu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    holy shit this video was so good.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse ปีที่แล้ว

      წადი დაიძინე, გვიანია

  • @SoujoukBall
    @SoujoukBall 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i love "welcome to turkey" intro 0:47

  • @NadirOnTheGo
    @NadirOnTheGo ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not what I expected when my friends told me I made it in the video 😂 😂

    • @Islamitisch
      @Islamitisch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ulan israil dölü 😡😡😡😡😡😡How dare you call the land of the great republic of TÜRKİYE🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 yun*n? Who are you? Huh who the fuck are you????? 😡😡😡🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 lan bak balkan fışkırığı chilren of anatolia hak mak tanımaz just gonna shoots🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬if you have greek god all of yunan(they are not hellenic or greco gayreece is just lame ion race😂😂😂😂😂) would have these lands but they now just have little islanda😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but TÜRKS(karrrabogas) have literally best places in the world ever exits💥💥💥💥💫💫💫💫💫i just gonna say to you "learn swim" but GLORİOUS MUSTAFA KEMAL PASHA(subhanallah)😲😲🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩alredy teached to you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ilkay9306
      @ilkay9306 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Islamitischsıçma

  • @destomondyd4323
    @destomondyd4323 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    got halfway through this video and saw that geopold posted, gotta head out

    • @wowmao
      @wowmao  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FFFUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    • @chopp6587
      @chopp6587 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wowmao 😂😂😂😂

  • @efeyy
    @efeyy ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a profesional Turkish person of 18 years, this video is really 31(funniest thing in the entire universe)

  • @ibrahimaka7801
    @ibrahimaka7801 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a turkish dude,i laughed that very loud.nice content

  • @kzagan4051
    @kzagan4051 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:23 most of the Z gen will become this man in 5 years in Turkiye, trust me.

  • @BingBing-yy1qg
    @BingBing-yy1qg ปีที่แล้ว +17

    love to Turkey from Poland
    pwuj!
    that word means "love" it is how poland people feel for turkey

    • @darkrider95bilmemney82
      @darkrider95bilmemney82 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh great. Will totally utter that word in front of my profesor when I go to Poland for erasmus😊

    • @tun444
      @tun444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow!

    • @Rosieespl
      @Rosieespl ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks so muckk love from turkiye🇹🇳

  • @deandreia1
    @deandreia1 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Spotting a "Turkish" nationalist named Wolfgang Vaan Heinrich

    • @EB-wk9wi
      @EB-wk9wi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have a japanese one,named Ümit Özdağ(son of a b)

    • @DoofyGilmore1299
      @DoofyGilmore1299 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@EB-wk9wi Ümit Özdağ is cool

    • @Futbol92829
      @Futbol92829 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EB-wk9wishut up syrian

    • @Futbol92829
      @Futbol92829 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EB-wk9wi If you want to live in Kurdistan you can go iraq not turkiye you can live here if turkiye doesn’t going to cut their water😢

    • @binbasesatoktayyldran5236
      @binbasesatoktayyldran5236 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@EB-wk9wiOk Syrian, enjoy zafer turizm

  • @GloriouslyTurkish
    @GloriouslyTurkish ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Turk from Ankara I can confirm everything in this video.

  • @lesgibson969
    @lesgibson969 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you ever want to visit Turkey and looking for some recommendations, I have one for you: Leave.

  • @jagad27
    @jagad27 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a Turkish person, I can say that this is genuinely how we greet people in Türkiye

  • @t_jk
    @t_jk ปีที่แล้ว +29

    BRO AIN'T NO WAY YOU AREN'T TURKISH WITH THIS MUCH KNOWLEDGE DUDE WTF

    • @t_jk
      @t_jk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the outro explains it actually

  • @ItzNotAsi4
    @ItzNotAsi4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you...i remembered i am Turk...and i live in Istanbul.

  • @heavymetalukulele1809
    @heavymetalukulele1809 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Im going to turkey this summer, thanks for the comprehensive guide on what to expect!

    • @darkrider95bilmemney82
      @darkrider95bilmemney82 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Come to Gaziantep and we will feed you the most sugary diabetes fuel on Earth alongside some pastry and pistachios (you'll have a heart attack at your 40s)

    • @heavymetalukulele1809
      @heavymetalukulele1809 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkrider95bilmemney82 Too far unfortunatly im going to greece (izmir)

    • @hectorberlioz7350
      @hectorberlioz7350 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      watch out for refugees bro. there are about 15 million :(

    • @yusufardagures5490
      @yusufardagures5490 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hectorberlioz7350Siz de bokunu çıkardınız kanka. Dün 10 diyorsunuz bugün 15 diyorsun yarında 5 milyon daha mı ekleyecen bir karar verin artık kaç tane mülteci olduğuna.

    • @thatcatindahood
      @thatcatindahood ปีที่แล้ว

      @TerreBlancheDuo yo bro i live in russia (antalya)

  • @blagoevski336
    @blagoevski336 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Greetings from Macedonia to Turkiye 🇲🇰🇹🇷

    • @MiracNotFound
      @MiracNotFound ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love 🇧🇬 from 🇹🇳
      ❤❤

  • @beverlymarsh9325
    @beverlymarsh9325 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank for intruducing my mental Hospital!! Love you so much!!

  • @alexanderhenderson4065
    @alexanderhenderson4065 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a Scotts-Russian currently visiting Turkey sitting in a hotel room in Istanbul, I can confirm that this is 100% Turkish.
    The timing of this is immaculate.

  • @KipchakWarmonger
    @KipchakWarmonger ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a Ataturk i can confirm i found this amazing country

  • @StreetyEternal
    @StreetyEternal ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As a brazilian i'm a proud turkish💪💪💪💪

    • @darkrider95bilmemney82
      @darkrider95bilmemney82 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I genuinely love Brazil.
      Reminds me so much of Turkey.

    • @StreetyEternal
      @StreetyEternal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkrider95bilmemney82 both are a hell hole
      💪💪💪💪🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪

    • @neonationalist1772
      @neonationalist1772 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when u r 1% Turkish

    • @bobvila7866
      @bobvila7866 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Turkey is basically The Turkey of South America.
      1: Got great history
      2: Has a rival Neighbor with a bluish flag
      3: Not politically stable
      4: Not having the best time in Economy
      5: Visited alot.
      6: Has a religious building at every corner

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobvila7866 the only difference of what you just said from the description of Greece is the neighbour with a blue flag

  • @blinkingcrane74
    @blinkingcrane74 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE MEMES GOT ME ROLLIN BRO HOW DID YOU LEARNED OUR MEMES 😂😂😂

  • @sorushnadery3417
    @sorushnadery3417 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    as a Kurdish person I can confirm this is very accurate

    • @alizahit2526
      @alizahit2526 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kurd detected opinion rejected

    • @rastymahmood9652
      @rastymahmood9652 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alizahit2526 zencigot

    • @talha6852
      @talha6852 ปีที่แล้ว

      İkinizde iyi trolsünüz haha