Should I Pick A Man On The Street and Show You I'm Not A Lesbian ?!【Fujikura Uruka | PHASE CONNECT】
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 มิ.ย. 2024
- I VOLUNTEER ! I VOLUNTEER !
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STILL NOT TAKING VOLUNTEERS BTW
So... what degenerate thing is "microwavable capybara" a euphemism for?
I'm Spartacus.
*puts ring back in pocket*
Just let us know when your ready
That's OK, I will just nail my references here.
How can we trust somebody who probably lied on their interview?
But according to fishman, all of Phase lied on their interview 😂
@@jomujomu7513 "We are all liars here" - Jelly ,2024
refering to Phase Connect selection process
@@jomujomu7513 except lumi who got in because of nepotism
@@christopherbilko9243 and Dizzy, i guess
New job position: Phase Connect Disprover of Allegations
That sounds like backbreaking work considering every stream a dozen allegations are born.
That sounds like the most fun job in the world. Just all day long trying to talk your way out of other people's crazy.
That’s gotta part well for being literally impossible
@@Hydrosphere13 "you've been doing a good job lately. We'd like to promote you to Pippa."
"頑張ります"
Basically Producer-san.
So she only wants us for our bodies
😢
😣
You could say she wants our corporeal form.
The harvest will be bountiful
I'm not complaining if you're not complaining
As a man that has been on at least one street before this is a very interesting query.
“The job that I had posted was that you COME in my time of NEED.”
Woman, there is no amount of backpedaling that can save you from that level of catastrophic phrasing.
Come in Uruka's time of need? That sounds like a plan.
Your pfp make this better
@@FiniteXbcand his name, Psycho *Ravager*
That IS the plan.
That memory lapse was painfully relatable 😂
Yeah I always use that monkey gif when I forget stuff so I had to use it here.
Doesn't help that her ideal bf is same as pikamee. A butler who cooks and cleans for her
I mean that's what most men would already do for their wives. 😂
I’m Spartacus
Once those job slots are open, I'm quitting my job
That guy she picked off the street? All me 🤓
In your dreams.
No! Me! I volunteer!
@@yumin_pluto558AS IF! THAT’S ME!
Sorry wrong account guys 🤪
On the day that happens, all uruka gang left their work to be on the streets.
Dont make me get the spray bottle and the bonk bat for all you commenters !
Please don’t, some of them are into that
Too late 😂
Their are never gonna learn that you can't be lesbian with such cute boys and girls outside~
We are Spartacus. You do not have the strength or time to bonk us all.
I'm coming during her times of need alright.
Sorry.
its fine, she brought this upon her lesbian self.
I said it before and I'll say it again.
Uruka is not gay! She has relationships with men and kisses women
Best explanation 😂
MICROWAVEABLE CAPYBARA!?
YES WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THIS !
Kind of plushy you can microwave to have it be warm while you hold it.
@@ReallyNeedsCoffee oh great, i thought she wanted to eat a capybara.
"the job posting that i put up before was only for you to come during my times of need"
She sure has a way with words huh
Flustered Uruka is pretty great.
Imagine that was a real and serious position. Like there's just a professional with a clipboard that turns up twice a year to confirm.
I'm not gonna lie, you might just want to go get that spray bottle
Orright, job needs a-doin', job gits dun.
♪I've been working on the railroad, all the livelong day...♪
That's what a lesbian would say
_"It was only for you to_ come _during my ties of need."_
*[Don't even say it, weirdos.]*
Awww...
The more you deny something the more it's plausible that it means the contrary
it its more convincing if you pick someone who isnt part of your Community, someone who stumbled over this Clip for example. Someone who would look you dead in the Eyes and tell you their Opinion without any hesitation^^
I would prefer to not get grabbed
No wonder Mama Bear is worried
I'M SPARTACUS
So, about those job positions? Do i present my CV at Phase's HQ or?
she should get her girlfriend to confirm you're not a lesbian
Damn she losing on both fronts frfr
Really funny clip, your editing is great
Glad you like
Someone get the jar ready!!!
Me:already camping phase C boiling highquallity coffee sold by fishman on the sidewalk.
i wouldnt help, but id be her wife if she asked
0:54. Fun fact: the Phase girls have around a 95% male audience on average. Only Remi (13% female) and Rie (19% female) have a male audience of less than 90%.
yes, I will give you the street name and at what time I will be there
Don’t do it! I’m like 51% sure that’s what the movie Monster is about!
I have no clue what a microwaveable capybara is, so I'm going to have to assume that's a euphemism.
...there was a picture in the clip
It's a euphemism for a real thing.
this is too true with the chat. Haha
I would volunteer as tribute but the spitcicle though.
*accidentally picks a tomboy instead*
I'm not convinced
I volunteer 😭
Anyone knows where to apply cuz nothing is showing up in INDEED!😢
Is that a clip from a movie about Spartacus rebellion?
Yes it's from the 1960's film Spartacus starring Kirk Douglas
Do we get overtime pay?
Damn, tomboys got it rough...
Microwaveable capybara sounds like a great stuffed animal but also really shows this is part of the fishman asylum for autistic vtubers
im SPURDICUS
Position: Phase-Connect Talent Un-lesbianer
0:07 nice try chatter
100% Lesbian
I thought most of phase are tbh
“It’s not a Phase” Connect
They're all LUGs
🏳️🌈?
She's pan
No pan*
You can fry a egg with her?
more like scramble eggs lmao
I'm more of a tamagoyaki type.
Every chick is at least like 20% gay, it just be like that