So for some context about Lamy having too much sake, she got over 70 bottes of sake for her birthday by the fans. So yea, because of the Yukimins Lamy can't move. We're sorry, Lamy! XP
How many bottles does she drink per day? 10? She'll be able to move in a week so long as fans stop sending her bottles of sake during that period. Get her cans instead.
She cracks a bottle over your head in anger. She then licks the alcohol off the floor to not waste it. Her hands are shaking. Her whole body is shaking.
Noel has a car. Having a personal car is rare in Tokyo. Furthermore, luggage size isn't a problem for her; it's more that she has her house *and* her studio.
Lamy: Yeah, my internet's pretty slow. It doesn't even get a gigabyte of download speed. Me, with my measly 5-10 MgB internet speed that occasionally gets to 20 on a really good day:
@@isabellajemica yeah, at least she gave details. Imagine if she just said "internet slow help". Ik Jp usually have good manners, but I really don't know if everyone agreed on what good manners are in the internet. I remember learning internet manners (chapter in ict subject) in school but boy it's really bare bones.
The stories that go into the support network that they've created for eachother are always nice to hear. I know it's basic stuff friends do, but it's nice to know someone has your back.
With my new Biznet wifi i can reach 20mbps download and 10-20 mbps upload. But it dropped to freaking kbps so often i cant even properly attend online class
Coco giving her a "super detailed" description of what the problem probably was makes me wonder what did she study in college. For those of you that don't know, high-spec dragon went twice to college and she paid it on her own.
Guys, pay attention to the whole clip. At the beginning, you can clearly see that Lamy is complaining about her upload speed being only 7.5 Mbps. Stop saying she's complaining about having only 600 Mbps. She has had issues with her internet connection recently and while she has upload speeds of several hundred Mbps late at night or in the morning (that's when this clip where she says she has 600 Mbps now is from as you can see from the time on the screen saying 09:16), she only has upload speed of a few Mbps in the evening, particularly between 7 PM-ish and midnight. Since her internet connection is crucial for her work, it's not surprising at all that she complains about her connection being that unstable and bad.
@@AlpineAddict317 Well, she certainly needs somewhere to store all those wines gifted by her fans, which are probably more than 100 at this point already...
@@noumisatsuki someone in twitter did say that the amount of alcohol that she got from fans were like, 80bottles and more, maybe even 100+ like you said? Adding that to the alcohol that she already have, I can imagine a shelf full of alcohol that might vary in sizes and amount. As someone that has only 13 wine bottle when I moved, those alcohol really is the most problematic thing to move around. I cant imagine moving more than 50 bottles.
"Drunk, homeless snow-elf receives warning from police about stealing internet from idol agency building" - Future newspaper article headline (probably).
I imagine Botan force ISP provider to work harder so Lamy didn't move to Holo House. Or maybe she prepared herself to move there. We will have all 5th Gen in same house lol
I can't believe I just saw a real life equivalent of South Park's "people leaving for Californee to look for the internet". But I understand, sometimes I feel like my room is the only room in the house with frequent internetproblems. It's frustrating, but I deal with it.
its been 3 years since i got my internet plan and almost forgot about the pleb days i lived without my current 1.5gbps connection... makes me really happy that i get consistent 1.5gbps 24/7 these days. no thank you to going back
Meanwhile here in Australia, we get 20-50 mbps on "fibre optic" and the select few with 500s on fibre optic. Which is still a big step forward from what was until recently 0.5-7mbps on copper.
What the he'll is that speed, Japan is really something, I couldn't even imagine being disappointed with a speed of that, where I live in England on the outskirts of a city I get 5MB/40mb per second
Japan must have 5G towers all over the place, already. That's the only thing I can think of. I don't think 4G (At least for commercial-use) is even capable of that speed.
@@AndreB23 their main internet backbone line is fiber optic based... it's quite normal in Japan and South Korea as well as some other dense south east asia cities like Singapore where they are quite well equipped tech wise and have high density population cities with high internet consumption where it's worth it to lay fiber optic network across the city... thanks to that, they get speed that makes most other world cities internet speed looks primitive by comparison.
@@AndreB23 It's fiber optic. You can't get Gbps number from wireless and 5G is only started rolling. To see 5G working in full capacity you need 5G transmitter in every literal room available. That thing is shit against solid object. Which is why countries still retaining older, pre-historic tech around, like 2G. The older one had less issue against solid object.
It's not her love of alcohol, but her appreciation to her fans that she simply won't just throw the bottles away. Kanata and Towa aren't the only angels in Hololive.
ugh, i know the pain of bad internet problems... I'm trapped in a place with absolutely garbage internet, like almost as bad as dialup upload speeds and no real escape route life is very bad
gigabit to megabit? the company is trying to scam her same as what happen to my place. have to call them up and give them a big scolding and then my internet speed was as fast as before.
With those speeds I wonder if it's really more about choking and fluctuation than stable speed. Afaik 7.5 Mbps should be plenty for ok bitrate 1080p streaming. Not that I really have any experience myself.
i dont know how internet networks are done in japan, but if coco, kanata, and suisei can have stabile internet connections, most likely lamy also can have the same speed. if you use wireless internet, the problem will be your coverage area from nearby tower data. if the internet is fiber optic cable, you most likely get same speed as coco and friends there. . there are many reasons why lamy now can have slower speed than expected. most likely reason probably because lamy internet plan is a shared bandwidth for users in that area, since she said at night usually works just fine. this kind of network type usually cheaper and fast at first, but once more users are added to the shared bandwidth, you started having a choking in speed. . if lamy doesnt want to move, the other solution is to find other ISP that cover that area. to be honest its like gacha if they also has the same situation of putting too many users in shared network bandwidth. they want more subscribers by sacrificing internet stability
well, if she gonna moves to holohouse she can ask for kanata's help with the bottles. i mean, put it inside a good sturdy safety box with paddings inside. and ask for kanata's help to carry it. or even better both of you can carry it together? but i guess transferring it would have to come first. i mean it could be troublesome to move bottles if you are not watching the goods yourself.
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So for some context about Lamy having too much sake, she got over 70 bottes of sake for her birthday by the fans. So yea, because of the Yukimins Lamy can't move. We're sorry, Lamy! XP
The reactions on twitter were great. Fans were freaking out over it.
Nothing that japanese moving company cannot moved tho...
That famous blackcat moving services are good for this kind of things.
@@areyn3044 but still not enough for lammy lol
@@areyn3044 Lamy: What a light weight.
How many bottles does she drink per day? 10? She'll be able to move in a week so long as fans stop sending her bottles of sake during that period. Get her cans instead.
Lamy: "my download speed is so low, it reached 700 mbps yesterday"
Me with 3rd world internet: yours goes over 50...?
True
Yours goes over 5?
wait yours reach 50?
im here with KB/s
Your internet goes properly?
"I'm not an alcoholic"
-Lamy with her dual-wielding sake bottles, probably
Nah.
It's more like killer bee style.
Five actually, two in her hands, another two in her armpits, and one in between her op
She cracks a bottle over your head in anger. She then licks the alcohol off the floor to not waste it. Her hands are shaking. Her whole body is shaking.
"I'm not an alcoholic," Lamy lied as naturally as she drank.
@@shingshongshamalama you deserve my like
She cares more about her bottles than where she lives... *I can respect her dedication to alcohol if nothing else*
Woman of cultured alcohol priorities is a woman I can get along
man when seeing this clip i remembered my buddy that living in the us that have over 100+ bottles of alcohol
The alcohol is calling the shots now, Randy - Mr. Lahey
You can't have a problem if you don't remember the problem. Big brain time.
Have we ever checked if she is secretly half-Russian?
My god. We owe her an apology. She's not an alcoholic. She's just trying to drink everything so she can move. How stupid we have been.
Lamy: "[Kanata] told me about all the good companies and what to pick."
Me, in the US: You have options?
Not sure where you live in the states where there aren’t at least a couple.
Right??
@@tapeman8360 i live in the city and we only have comcast or centurylink.
Aren't monopolies great?
Even in a city with Comcast and centurylink, sometimes one company will service a specific area, and the other will cover the other half. It sucks.
No one can say Lamy doesn't have her priorities straight.
Dude i can't correct her this is the way, respekt
RESPECT, and PROTECC the sake
Her priorities are the only things that straight it seems
lamy: I have to much luggage I probably can’t move it all”
noel: I’ve heard the cries of my fellow friend.
Noel has a car. Having a personal car is rare in Tokyo. Furthermore, luggage size isn't a problem for her; it's more that she has her house *and* her studio.
Can you specify what luggage my friend?
both has big luggage, putting a burden on their chests literally and hypothetical and metaphorically
Well explains how how easy Rushi can move to holo house
@@FBI_Not WHY DID YOU HA-
Lamy: Yeah, my internet's pretty slow. It doesn't even get a gigabyte of download speed.
Me, with my measly 5-10 MgB internet speed that occasionally gets to 20 on a really good day:
Also me with 2Mbps-200Kbps :pensive:
*looks at my 60kbps internet speed with low connection
Me: this is fine
Yeah with philippines its slow
@@rafaelsamson4524 I feel this on a personal level
@@rafaelsamson4524 true if you just download something its take almost 20 mins
Technician in hololive : fubuki, coco, matsuri and botan
And Botan right? The tech support trio. Matsuri also knows a lot.
In EN, we got Ame
I actually heard that Coco originally applied to be tech crew for Hololive, then she was convinced to apply to be a talent instead.
@@awrawrwar Woah
That's the first time I've seen that little piece of trivia. Do you have any more info on that, maybe a source?
@@awrawrwar wait what now that's new to me
@@triplemoon7756 he's gonna pull "last online: two months ago" on us
Can we just appreciate how Kanata immediately DM'd Lamy to help her with her Internet problem? Problem-solving Police Tenshi.
"I just pinged *@everyone* "
God
*flashback on discord server*
Man, that was one nuke I'll never touch again
Did no one got mad? There have to be someone
@@raandomplayer8589 she was in need of help,so i guess no one was really mad
@@isabellajemica yeah, at least she gave details. Imagine if she just said "internet slow help".
Ik Jp usually have good manners, but I really don't know if everyone agreed on what good manners are in the internet. I remember learning internet manners (chapter in ict subject) in school but boy it's really bare bones.
"I can move in about three months."
So that's how long it takes for her to finish all the alcohol she has in her possession right now, huh?
Oh no, she'll clear that out in 2 weeks. The rest of that is just to recover from the hangover.
Problem is her fans will send her even more.
Lamy: "I am NOT an alcoholic!"
Also Lamy: "I literally have so many bottles of alcohol that moving them is a logistical problem..."
I can see Fubuki becoming a real estate mogul because it's called "moving gacha"
elves age their wine for hundreds of year, you can't just throw them away
Lowkey want to see how many alcohol bottles Lamy has lol
She got sent 70 bottles of Sake as a gift once from a fan for her Birthday. She mentioned it on Twitter.
@@Endershock1678 damn if I have a couple of crates left I wouldn't move either. It'd be a waste of good sake
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
@@Endershock1678 holy s
@@Endershock1678 that is enough booze for a lifetime lmao
If Lamy ever plays TF2, she'll be a perfect demoman
LOL
Lol! I’m imagining Lamy being a Demoman.
TF2? what that?
@@pablodanieljiang961 Team Fortress 2...
"I'm an alcoholic ice elf weak to the cold, they got more of the fucking loch Ness monsters than they got the likes of me."
these girls get gigabits....? i was so happy when my peak speed reached 40mbps....
Lemme introduce myself i am a special breed that survives on 0.01mbps we may not be common but we hell aint rare
40mbps is a legend in here
@@Q_asimo Gprs Internet era flashback
Laughs in 150 kbps
You guys reach two digits?!
Too many bottles?
Time to start drinking!
Every time someone mentions asking for help Kanata is the first person to respond. She seems like an awesome person.
I love how everyone in the comment section has less than 10 mbs
Nope, always 3 mbps
Move the zero to the front please and we have my best connection
@@ojousapostlepoyoyo5thapost400 same that's my connection too
I went down from 200/200 to 100/100 recently but another company is cheaper so I might go back up again
@Cpl. Rook SEA stuff
Lamy about to do drinking speedrun so she can reduce her baggage
As far as i remember, Coco was applied for a support staff or something, so it makes sense that she can give a detailed analysis on the issue.
I still cant get over the fact that Kanata is now being referred to as "Senpai" by some of the girls.
The stories that go into the support network that they've created for eachother are always nice to hear. I know it's basic stuff friends do, but it's nice to know someone has your back.
lamy-mama pinging @ everyone for tech support is so...in-character
When she said @everyone. My PTSD jumped out of nowhere
Having more passion for something than worrying about sleeping under a roof is commendable
7.5mbs slow huh
On our location thats really fast
Considering running only with 1mbps at most
Imagine running only on kbps
When the goverment doesnt care about the others internet connection
Are you living in the Philippines?
@@orcus6893 Pain
I'm watching this vid in 59kbps which is pretty bullshit but gets the job done
@@kan_085 I feel you man, 480p is HD with these speeds...
Laugh in 17kbps*
where my 0.5 MBPS GANG AT
(0.5 is peak hours btw)
Oh wow dude seriously? I got crappy internet on mobile and it still clocked at 6.
@おたくじゃない! same vro here in Philippines
@おたくじゃない! same vro here in Philippines
PH internet gang
With my new Biznet wifi i can reach 20mbps download and 10-20 mbps upload.
But it dropped to freaking kbps so often i cant even properly attend online class
Hololive coming to help is so wholesome. Truly like a family
Fastest speed i ever got... 50Mbps
Pain Peko....
Laugh in 5Mbps
Laughs in 150 kbps
@@ggshrubs2970 150kbps gang
@@kan_085 you cant even watch youtube properly on 150kbps
you must mean KBps
feels kinda weird being there for the tl livestream then watching this vid. great job nonetheless, thanks for the subs!
Coco giving her a "super detailed" description of what the problem probably was makes me wonder what did she study in college.
For those of you that don't know, high-spec dragon went twice to college and she paid it on her own.
"My Japanese Barney Gumble can't be this cute"
Guys, pay attention to the whole clip. At the beginning, you can clearly see that Lamy is complaining about her upload speed being only 7.5 Mbps. Stop saying she's complaining about having only 600 Mbps.
She has had issues with her internet connection recently and while she has upload speeds of several hundred Mbps late at night or in the morning (that's when this clip where she says she has 600 Mbps now is from as you can see from the time on the screen saying 09:16), she only has upload speed of a few Mbps in the evening, particularly between 7 PM-ish and midnight. Since her internet connection is crucial for her work, it's not surprising at all that she complains about her connection being that unstable and bad.
Lamy is so cute I only felt the primordial rage of the " @ everyone " for an instant!
Lamy's priorities are kinda weird sometimes....
I have a feeling she has a liquor rack that she has been collecting premiere liquors, or something similar to a wine cellar.
@@AlpineAddict317 Well, she certainly needs somewhere to store all those wines gifted by her fans, which are probably more than 100 at this point already...
@@noumisatsuki someone in twitter did say that the amount of alcohol that she got from fans were like, 80bottles and more, maybe even 100+ like you said?
Adding that to the alcohol that she already have, I can imagine a shelf full of alcohol that might vary in sizes and amount.
As someone that has only 13 wine bottle when I moved, those alcohol really is the most problematic thing to move around. I cant imagine moving more than 50 bottles.
@@noumisatsuki bruh the 5th gen only been around for like 6months how can they have anniv already? Lol
@@kiggerst oh right, mistake. What was that event again? The one that she got 70 bottles...?
"Drunk, homeless snow-elf receives warning from police about stealing internet from idol agency building" - Future newspaper article headline (probably).
Lamy: moves to casacoco
A certain lion: "Bonjour"
And then the adidas gang collab serie can start, very nice
I imagine Botan force ISP provider to work harder so Lamy didn't move to Holo House.
Or maybe she prepared herself to move there.
We will have all 5th Gen in same house lol
Honestly a Holofive house would be nice lol
@@dragoonssrbguilty4719 they officially become family
Lamy is that auntie that denies being alcoholic but she regularly chugs beer and handles it like a pro.
I can't believe I just saw a real life equivalent of South Park's "people leaving for Californee to look for the internet". But I understand, sometimes I feel like my room is the only room in the house with frequent internetproblems. It's frustrating, but I deal with it.
This just means to do 2 drinking streams a day for a few weeks.
*Obviously Lamy should be able to handle that during the New Year period*
its been 3 years since i got my internet plan and almost forgot about the pleb days i lived without my current 1.5gbps connection... makes me really happy that i get consistent 1.5gbps 24/7 these days. no thank you to going back
That thumbnail ... Now there's a meme I've not seen in a while!
Meanwhile here in Australia, we get 20-50 mbps on "fibre optic" and the select few with 500s on fibre optic. Which is still a big step forward from what was until recently 0.5-7mbps on copper.
The upload used keeps increasing at this one building in particular. It's the weirdest thing.
Ah yes Kiryu "tech support" Coco coming in with the save
his net its like 700x better than my download speed and 1200x better than my upload speed.
I'd like to imagine lamy moving into an apartment and her getting the sake craned in.
See how Coco is not only an idol but also a staff
I haven't seen Coco's costumer service in so long
No no no Lamy you can't mix that much alcohol and Asacoco, you'll end up getting a heart attack
She'll tell you to watch her chug them
just one addiction is enough... lamy better stay away from asacoco...
Whoever sent her sake, you're a part of this 🤣
What the he'll is that speed, Japan is really something, I couldn't even imagine being disappointed with a speed of that, where I live in England on the outskirts of a city I get 5MB/40mb per second
Japan must have 5G towers all over the place, already. That's the only thing I can think of. I don't think 4G (At least for commercial-use) is even capable of that speed.
@@AndreB23 their main internet backbone line is fiber optic based... it's quite normal in Japan and South Korea as well as some other dense south east asia cities like Singapore where they are quite well equipped tech wise and have high density population cities with high internet consumption where it's worth it to lay fiber optic network across the city...
thanks to that, they get speed that makes most other world cities internet speed looks primitive by comparison.
@@AndreB23 4g can reach those speeds easily. They have fiber optic but yes they do have 5g there already just like korea
@@AndreB23 It's fiber optic. You can't get Gbps number from wireless and 5G is only started rolling. To see 5G working in full capacity you need 5G transmitter in every literal room available. That thing is shit against solid object. Which is why countries still retaining older, pre-historic tech around, like 2G. The older one had less issue against solid object.
Ah, gotchya. Yeah, I wasn't familiar with with fiber-optic being a massive thing in Japan/South Korea/etc.
If she says 7.5 mb speed is slow then my speed is frozen
I have a telephone pole as well but I never knew you can get to Mbps. I'd worry more about stability rather than the speed when it comes to streams.
I'm happy to see the return of Coco Tech Support
It's not her love of alcohol, but her appreciation to her fans that she simply won't just throw the bottles away.
Kanata and Towa aren't the only angels in Hololive.
respect for the oppai grandma snow elf. she not only has her priorities straight, but her dedication to alcohol is peerless.
This is true. Here in Japan the internet slows down at 10pm-2pm significantly.
Why tho?
@@ahmedbaumusvonderstamm maybe lots of people start to use their intrnt at home at oncr
Many ppl use the internet at that time
Lamy and her liver surely never gets along.
3:15 and if you're not living in s. korea singapore or romania it's basically "friend point" gacha
Lamy: my internet is so slow, it's so bad
Me with 3mbps internet: *silent*
Looks like another soul will be trapped in the Holohouse
This further strengthens my belief that all elves are alcoholic
and here i thought my 60 Mbps was decently fast, i swear i'm not crying...
ugh, i know the pain of bad internet problems... I'm trapped in a place with absolutely garbage internet, like almost as bad as dialup upload speeds
and no real escape route
life is very bad
I can understand that suffering. I'm having the same issues with my internet, though I unfortunately do not have the option of moving~
Her internet is more than 200x faster than mine...
2Gbps?!?!? Didn’t even knew that was possible for personal use...
i have an impression that lamy probably have a bar and cellar.
Used to have 30Mbps speed then upgrade to 100Mbps. I was so blown by the speed. Now not sure what to feel if I reached 1Gbps one day.
Being poor:suffering
Anime girl doesn't have fast wifi:
My pain is nothing compared to hers
gigabit to megabit? the company is trying to scam her same as what happen to my place. have to call them up and give them a big scolding and then my internet speed was as fast as before.
Lamy and Calli should just have a drinking stream
Obviously, the solution is for Lamy to drink all of her current stock of alcohol before moving, the restock once she settles into the HoloHouse.
With those speeds I wonder if it's really more about choking and fluctuation than stable speed. Afaik 7.5 Mbps should be plenty for ok bitrate 1080p streaming. Not that I really have any experience myself.
and here I am watching with my 2Mb download
She's like the anime character that always drunk and having bottle in their hand
Its fine just drink all the bottles and buy new bottles at Hololive house
Priorities, priorities, Lamy....
she should just move into the studio and live there like Rattman in Portal
I get that. Once you pass 100 bottles, it becomes hard to care for them all.
well, the internet might be slow because of the bottles
0:00 laughs in consistent 1.5 mbps upload speed
Lamy: My net is so slow its on 7.5Mbps
Me with under 2mbps: *Bruh*
Me and my 3 mbps third world country wifi: So, That what heaven is supposed to feel like?
i dont know how internet networks are done in japan, but if coco, kanata, and suisei can have stabile internet connections, most likely lamy also can have the same speed. if you use wireless internet, the problem will be your coverage area from nearby tower data. if the internet is fiber optic cable, you most likely get same speed as coco and friends there.
.
there are many reasons why lamy now can have slower speed than expected. most likely reason probably because lamy internet plan is a shared bandwidth for users in that area, since she said at night usually works just fine. this kind of network type usually cheaper and fast at first, but once more users are added to the shared bandwidth, you started having a choking in speed.
.
if lamy doesnt want to move, the other solution is to find other ISP that cover that area. to be honest its like gacha if they also has the same situation of putting too many users in shared network bandwidth. they want more subscribers by sacrificing internet stability
Just live in studio... Yagoo might allowed it .. hahaha..
well, if she gonna moves to holohouse she can ask for kanata's help with the bottles. i mean, put it inside a good sturdy safety box with paddings inside. and ask for kanata's help to carry it. or even better both of you can carry it together? but i guess transferring it would have to come first. i mean it could be troublesome to move bottles if you are not watching the goods yourself.
So lamy is basically like aqua in konosuba when it comes to drinking
Lamy's Internet: *Goes above 500*
Me and my 2mbps connection: 😐
I survive on 500kbps to 1mbps everyday.
Somehow I sense Aqua's Desire when its about Alcohol
Meanwhile I'm over here with 6 mbps MAX and it usually gets throttled to kbps.
ahhh.... the struggles of being a lush.....
anyone else who felt that @everyone ping
🙋
I feel that on a spiritual level