Funeral Buffets & The Best Chores - Episode 269 - Spitballers Comedy Show

On this episode, we muse on forced dessert, awkward intros, becoming a full-time marathon runner. Then, we do some ‘Man of the People’ and draft our favorite chores. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
02:25 - Would You Rather?
26:45 - Man of the People
37:05 - Draft: The Best Chores
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[@mustyantel0pe]

I'm 100% with Mike on his final chore. So easy to do and complete quickly and you always get recognition and credit for your hard work haha.

[@justinbodenschatz3796]

Mikes falling down the stairs scat….top 5 😅😅😅

[@tcwleblanc]

I love that Jason doesn't just take a normal photo of the menu but instead goes through the hassle of using the magnifying accessibility mode 😂

[@arcpally23]

bobble thor will still be wobbling when we are all dust

[@domasks8851]

Im two mins in - my favorite chore is laundry by far - stick it in the machine, forget it for an hour, change machines, forget it for another hour - fold it while watching tv - voila

[@nubby2790]

Draft idea - Iconic food mascots battle royale

[@nickgergel4494]

Jason does know those piles of leaves tend to have spiders in them right?

[@andrewlowden322]

Dishwasher Silverware tip: put all spoons in same section, knives, forks etc so you can grab them all and go straight to spot in drawer. Figured this out when I was 6. So much easier

[@bradyoung1637]

You guys aren't doing laundry properly! It's a most of the day, sitting on the couch, watching football, chore! Put a load on, sit...wife asks, What you doing?
Answer, Laundry...M9ve to dryer, another load in washer, bring in folding...all day chore!😂

[@Fiasco962]

Honey, you have to come to the vet with us next week. The dog has to be put down.
Good to meet you doc, big fan.

[@ryancole7376]

Wasn’t expecting an episode this week this is an awesome surprise. Thanks as always y’all!

[@ayanaatthrivebewhole]

My face with a funeral talk 😮😮😮

[@mattwescott3391]

The fact that Andy said Grandfather table and Mike didn’t instantly say Grandfather Clock kills me

[@Jorgenaut]

Thank you for reminding me to water my dead plants.

[@Oureradication]

LMAO Jason . Take a PISSS

[@3f34f2f4]

Come to the Northeast if you want to rake leaves Jason. I have a whole yard full every October.

[@michaelwright8116]

The Poodle at the end of the Scat makes so much sense after you hear Mike's last draft pick!

[@ianthomas8659]

Mowing the lawn is the number 1, yardwork isnt a chore its like 20 chores in 1

[@jaygee941]

Jason had a solid pick with feeding the animals…..😁👍

[@TheGingerpeer]

Man! What a banger!!! Absolutely worth the wait

[@therancidpizzabox2977]

Andy was so excited about the grandfather being turned into a coffee table 💀😂

[@efrengramajo]

Hahha i liked that scat a lot

[@timlake5111]

Afternoon fellas

[@jackdaniels7934]

I just wanna warn ya there are always sticks in the leaf pile. I say this as a man living in New England. I like sweeping so I enjoy raking but I doubt many people do lol.

[@jeremygaltman]

Raking leaves on a non windy day is great. Otherwise, it sucks

[@lifewillbeok]

I would have took laundry with my 101. Low effort and makes for a nice window to nap

[@michaelwright8116]

Great title, can't wait

[@Sdizzle7]

You dont need $2 billion to buy a team, you just need enough for a loan. Alex Rodriguez is half owner of timberwolves with 300m paid in

[@jpmcoy22]

actually, you if invest the $15.6 million ($300k per week) every year at an 8% average growth rate, you only have to only run marathons every week for 32 years to get to 2 billion

[@bradyoung1637]

😂math! Luv it. Lol

[@floresnick5]

Jason as a man with a wife who has 4283947 plants in the house imma tell you right now there’s a 0% chance you can keep 10 plants alive for a month by yourself. Mayyyyybe with google and TH-cam but even then the odds are low

[@Master_of_sparks_Steve12768]

You guys missed the point of the funeral option in the wedding v funeral question. It asked if you would rather take a selfie at every funeral. So you guys are all friends, let's say one of your wives die of cancer as tragic as that would be. The other two would get up there at her coffin and go" just a minute, let me get a selfie."?
Then another unfortunate tragedy happens and one of your children die and a horrific accident. You're going to get up there again and say, " hold on guys, got to get my selfie*?

[@deepeasttexasoutfittersllc5679]

Your plants are dead because you over water

[@johngraham2416]

You meet a fan salesman and you’re looking for a small fan. 🤔

[@MichaelP-wo8dh]

Cooking isn't a chore. Why wasn't this pushed back on?