my favourite thing in JAR is when alex goes "jiiiiiiim" and he giggles i also love how much jim loves when alex pretends to be an angry commenter and jim loves it
I kinda feel like I'd get along with Alex, speaking with illiterate morons bothers me, and I like having thought-out arguments with people on the various positives and negatives of certain things. Plus, despite his crude sense of humour, I feel like Alex would be an incredibly funny person to talk to.
***** Wow. What the fuck. Can't believe that you have the nerve to say "triggered" knowing full well that my uncle died cause of a gun trigger. Thanks for the flashback. Wow.
This is so hard to watch at 2 am when your entire family is asleep and you are trying to be quiet. And you know if you wake up mother there will be no more chicken tendies.
Ruben won without a doubt because Alex and Jamie are weak, they bloodline is weak and their offpring will be weak as well. Have a great weekend guys, ly ♡
This one's kind of long - bear with me. So, there was once this guy with no arms. His name was Joey; short brown hair, brown eyes; your typical dude, only without arms. He didn't lose them in any particular freak accident or anything, though. He was just born without them. Some kind of birth defect or something. His entire life was molded around him surviving without arms, so when he graduated high school and moved onto college, he decided that he wanted to get a job. Growing up and having to rely on others often, he wanted something that would make him feel responsible - something that he had the capability to control independently. However, as one could assume, there aren't a whole _lot_ of things you can do without arms. There was the obvious 'become a motivational speaker' trope that blared right in his face, but he didn't want to become some famous, well-known celebrity. Just a normal guy. Finally, after two months of job-searching, he decides to stop by the church near his campus. He talks to the pastor there and asks if they have any jobs that he can complete, and the pastor says that they need someone to ring the bell every Sunday morning at nine - but he isn't sure if that's possible for Joey. "However," the pastor backtracks, "if you can somehow prove to me that you can do this job, then by all means, take it." Determined to take the challenge, the man accepted. To demonstrate his ability to do just that, he asks the pope to watch him as he runs up two flights of stairs and into the bell room, charging at the bell face-first. The bell rings clearly, resonating outside through the large, wall-sized window. This catches the pastor off guard - but hey, he's a man of his word. Joey's got the job. He repeats this process every Sunday for maybe about three months, give or take? On his final day working there, he gets up early, brushes his teeth, and the rest of those morning routine things before getting to the church. He greets the pastor as he enters, along with a couple of other people who he came to recognise and know during his time there. Finally, it's almost nine o'clock. Joey starts to gear up before running up the stairs and to the bell room - however, this time, he misses the bell completely and tumbles right out the window. He crashes right down into the pavement, head-first and dying instantly. Shock and panic immediately sets in as people from the outside start screaming and everyone rushes outside to see what happened. Spotting his lifeless body covered in blood, a woman screams shrilly, pushing through the crowd to kneel down before him and taking him into her arms. Warm tears roll down her cheeks, mixing in with the blood on Joey's body. Another man's soft voice soothes her ears as he crouches down next to her, while someone in the crowd calls an ambulance. "Ma'am... I'm so sorry," he says, putting a cautious hand on her shoulder. "Did you know him?" "No," she manages to choke through the sobs, "I don't. But his face rings a bell."
OH MY GOD! My friend doesn't watch JAR at all and I sent her a picture of when Ruben said my negro and Jaime made a face at him. My friend automatically thought Ruben was black! I really thought this was a running joke that he looked like a person of color till my friend said something XD
Alex is a super human. He's using his blood absorbing powers for villainy. He will destroy JAR media if we let him. Someone please heed my warnings before its too late.
I came to see if anyone actually kept scores... I guess not. These comments are just.... just.... (Alex Chuckle) fighting (Axel Laughing) boi th crng mstr is hre.
Alex's laugh is is basically "AUGHSHAHSSHUUSHHAHUHAHUUUUHHHAHHAUUUUUUUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAJJAHWGDVDHHAGHAAHAA".
Also why does Jamie laugh into his armpit?
I am Lord Emu he wants to keep it warm
Good thing Dick didn't play. His poker face is something else.
best comment 2k16
*Jinx
+King of Feral Imps Or Flossy.
lmao, Alex's laugh is contagious af
It makes me
GGGGGAY
+A Blob With Bloblems wow cringe
My brains so dead I actually laugh at Alexs' shit now.
Alex's laugh is adorable, oh my god.
@@y0bc0 Terminator: Fuck YOU, asshole.
The reason Alex is laughing so hard is because he was watching a VINE compilation.
Ruben looks so done with everything. He is the IRL embodiment of Alex's IHE character.
I think Alex might be bipolar😅..he is either a 12 year old or 90 year old pissed off man.
true
the name of IHE is alex ?
+Oussama helali ya
Alex is the 12 year old, IHE is the 90 year old.
GallikHD LOL😂
Jim's look of disgust when Ruben said negro made me lose the challenge.
Kek Mitt Uns wow cringe
Alex is just too cute. I can't.
he makes me GGGGGAY
wow cringe
Omg ikr
alex's laugh is.....,,a good thing
IKR
I love Alex's laugh so much or I just love Alex... a combination of both I suppose
Alex: Don't laugh guys *Just a second later... starts laughing*
there was a man, a WOman - kills me everytime
my favourite thing in JAR is when alex goes "jiiiiiiim" and he giggles
i also love how much jim loves when alex pretends to be an angry commenter and jim loves it
Ugh. I can't believe you just commented this.
+Tobi why?
+Tobi of all my comments on jar, this is the least offensive
Joe Brennan Ugh. It's still offensive. Ugh. It's triggering me. Take it down. Ugh.
+Tobi I just think Jim is adorable and Alex is hilarious and together, they're brilliant
alex has the most contagious laugh holyshit
I can't help laughing dammit
Wow, not funny at all. You've really let me down, JAR. This is the last straw UNSUBBED
+RustyTheClown Make I hate Mars Bars
+Jared Fogle make i hate when you flush the toilet and water splashes your ass
i dont think that ive laughed at anything so unfunny
seventy two wow cringe
who agrees that IHE should change his name to I'm bad at try not to laugh challenges
No.
Too long, original but gay, sounds gay, looks gay, feels gay, Lenny Face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Stonez I was only joking around...
The Merch Gamer! So was I, good job noticing that
+Stonez k
ME: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ALEX: hahhahhHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAQUGIOHHHHOHHAHAHAHAHIGAGGAGAGAGAGA AHEH AHEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Alex's laugh so much.
James won, I didn't see him laugh once in the vid.
JAR is getting more and more shit for each day that pass. Not sure if I love it or hate it.
+Charles Reynolds Yup, you are subbed you GradeA, Leafy, and DramaAlert.
+Mr. Popo gradea isn't cancerous like leafy and scummy like dramaalert
Kodus Good work pal
Charles Reynolds isn't gradeA a 60 Indian man child though? That's just what I've heard.
Dude IHE's jokes are amazing.
I kinda feel like I'd get along with Alex, speaking with illiterate morons bothers me, and I like having thought-out arguments with people on the various positives and negatives of certain things. Plus, despite his crude sense of humour, I feel like Alex would be an incredibly funny person to talk to.
+Mr. Beans cool, dude
Coolio my dulio
9:41 this is unironically one of the top 5 funniest things I have heard in my life
Alex's laugh is amazing. XD
They basically did nothing in this video and it's the one I laughed the most at
JAR Media this was by far the best virtual friend simulator ever.
This is still one of my favorite videos on the internet
When Alex said "I absorb blood" I laughed so hard that I fucking threw up.
***** Wow. What the fuck. Can't believe that you have the nerve to say "triggered" knowing full well that my uncle died cause of a gun trigger. Thanks for the flashback. Wow.
Domestic Abuse.
hi solar sands
alex your laugh
I love how this is uploaded at the exact same time the FIne Bros released a Try Not To Smile or Laugh Challenge video..
How do you know this?
+Jolly Combat Looked at the time of upload of the two videos.
+Untitled uh oh...another trademark!
K Origional thanks boo boo.
Ruben, when are you uploading more dark souls 2??
I've got a funny joke
Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
XFXDXXDXDXDXD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lololol
Ruben has been growing his facial hair for a year. Still going strong.
Atmosphere has a better guy dying in a car joke. Step ya game up, Alex.
This is so hard to watch at 2 am when your entire family is asleep and you are trying to be quiet. And you know if you wake up mother there will be no more chicken tendies.
Ruben won without a doubt because Alex and Jamie are weak, they bloodline is weak and their offpring will be weak as well.
Have a great weekend guys, ly ♡
"Yumeye" - Jamie, 2016
I remember you talking about how your humor was witty and smart......so much for that lol
James won the try not to laugh challenge
He won the try not to appear in JAR videos challenge too.
What a champ
Wow. Offensive. Just because he died i'm putting this on tumblr and trans-gender day too. Wow.
am I the only one who finds Alex hilarious?
isnt the feminist lightbulb joke punchline that feminists cant change anything?
Jamie's face at 3:00 when Ruben said 'nego'
Why did Sally drop her ice Cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there
Well it's not the boy...
+Eve Hancock ITS NOT BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR!
Im on vacation right now but JAR uploaded a new video so that will have to wait
"Okay listen, I've got a joke! "
*slurpy mouth noises*
This one's kind of long - bear with me.
So, there was once this guy with no arms. His name was Joey; short brown hair, brown eyes; your typical dude, only without arms. He didn't lose them in any particular freak accident or anything, though. He was just born without them. Some kind of birth defect or something.
His entire life was molded around him surviving without arms, so when he graduated high school and moved onto college, he decided that he wanted to get a job. Growing up and having to rely on others often, he wanted something that would make him feel responsible - something that he had the capability to control independently.
However, as one could assume, there aren't a whole _lot_ of things you can do without arms. There was the obvious 'become a motivational speaker' trope that blared right in his face, but he didn't want to become some famous, well-known celebrity. Just a normal guy.
Finally, after two months of job-searching, he decides to stop by the church near his campus. He talks to the pastor there and asks if they have any jobs that he can complete, and the pastor says that they need someone to ring the bell every Sunday morning at nine - but he isn't sure if that's possible for Joey. "However," the pastor backtracks, "if you can somehow prove to me that you can do this job, then by all means, take it."
Determined to take the challenge, the man accepted. To demonstrate his ability to do just that, he asks the pope to watch him as he runs up two flights of stairs and into the bell room, charging at the bell face-first. The bell rings clearly, resonating outside through the large, wall-sized window. This catches the pastor off guard - but hey, he's a man of his word. Joey's got the job.
He repeats this process every Sunday for maybe about three months, give or take? On his final day working there, he gets up early, brushes his teeth, and the rest of those morning routine things before getting to the church. He greets the pastor as he enters, along with a couple of other people who he came to recognise and know during his time there.
Finally, it's almost nine o'clock. Joey starts to gear up before running up the stairs and to the bell room - however, this time, he misses the bell completely and tumbles right out the window. He crashes right down into the pavement, head-first and dying instantly. Shock and panic immediately sets in as people from the outside start screaming and everyone rushes outside to see what happened.
Spotting his lifeless body covered in blood, a woman screams shrilly, pushing through the crowd to kneel down before him and taking him into her arms. Warm tears roll down her cheeks, mixing in with the blood on Joey's body.
Another man's soft voice soothes her ears as he crouches down next to her, while someone in the crowd calls an ambulance. "Ma'am... I'm so sorry," he says, putting a cautious hand on her shoulder. "Did you know him?"
"No," she manages to choke through the sobs, "I don't. But his face rings a bell."
I read that whole thing and I just have 1 question. Did you think of this?
Hades P K
How does Alex eat if his body doesn't exist?
+Solaris I Hate Mars Bars
+PlanetaryRogue (jews)
You are all a lost cause at this point
Wow! Cool vines are cool because Damn Daniel!
I failed before I clicked the video.
More of this please jar.
OH MY GOD! My friend doesn't watch JAR at all and I sent her a picture of when Ruben said my negro and Jaime made a face at him. My friend automatically thought Ruben was black! I really thought this was a running joke that he looked like a person of color till my friend said something XD
lmao for some people everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. that's probably why alex wouldn't shut the hell up :P
Sheffield??
Really love the thumbnail! It made the rest of my day!
MAKE A VIDEO TALKING ABOUT THE "SnoopaVision" !
...also when is James coming back?
Oh Shit! A JAR video, my day is complete! Love you Rubenpai!
there was a buzzfeed blue add during this
I love this quality content
More pls
This is the quality content i subscribed for. Quite lol x3 tbh, keep it up boys.
Give your thoughts on Ori and the blind forest: definitive edition
It should be a 'Try Not To Mention Pussy Challenge XD ROFL LOL'
Alex is a super human. He's using his blood absorbing powers for villainy. He will destroy JAR media if we let him. Someone please heed my warnings before its too late.
Talk about music you guys like
alex.exe has stopped working.
Close the program Wait for the program to respond
The thumbnail nearly killed me.
WOW, JAR, you guys took this one too far, I am offended and as the famous words of Alex go "I'm leaving the cast..."
7:06 JAMES IS HERE YOU CAN HEAR HIM
Jim's tampon joke made me laugh way harder than I should have (sorry Alex).
For a second I thought the whole video was going to be you guys arguing about whether or not Reuben can be racist but I got something even better.
Jamie "you're just like dad"
Are Alex and Jamie brothers?
Yeah, Jamie is Alex's younger brother
You guys are forcing me to pull the trigger on this one.
Why do maxmoefoe and idubbbz follow ruben on twitter?
fucking degenerate
This blab as a goddamn mess and I love it
Second best video on this channel
alex the new and improved extra absorbent !
I died a little inside at the title wow
+Jar Media what did the viewer say after watching a JAR Media video?
Wow, that was pretty JARring
JINX QUIT! YES!
+john deere M8 OLD NEWS HE QUIT REACTIONS LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO!
Kox the Shitposter Well i dont watch reactionists because i hate them
WAIT A SECOND YOU LIKE JINX AND YOU WATCH HIM!!?!?!??!?!??!
john deere Nope I do watch Pyro and iDubbz and shit and they mentioned it a few times. But just to let you know he lost so many subs after that.
i just now noticed jamie in the box
I got a joke.
Batman Versus Superman
James won... James is love
James is life
Rape?(wait, this isn't pyro's channel.)
Jamie's laugh holy shit it's so cute
Such a hilarious!
What silly billys
Jamie is adorable aw
Ruben absorbs with his brown skin Alex absorbs blood
I came to see if anyone actually kept scores... I guess not. These comments are just.... just.... (Alex Chuckle) fighting (Axel Laughing) boi th crng mstr is hre.
Found out about this cool new drink called Bleach, go ahead and taste some.
The Playa Sheep Union Yummi
Were you guys high in the process of recording this video?
I'm laughing and I don't even know why. Help me.
Damn Reuben is cute I want a beer with him
That's it I'm leaving the cast
That's a nice wall of meme
2:45: IS THAT ALEX'S FACE?