What's Your Darkest Secret?!?! | EP 295 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast
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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, What's Your Darkest Secret?!?!
39:13, Intro
42:19, Loyle Carner Appreciation
45:09, BEYONCE!
53:15, Succession Chat
01:07:25, Dilemma
01:13:35, Tweets Of The Week!
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Sugar mamma 45? Aint y'all in your thirties? Thats just a relationship🤣🤣
No dude takes a 45 year old serious unless he has been with her since she was 29. It's definitely sugar mama not a relationship.
@@eshannuminDepends how old/mature you are!
I was like what.... 👀 there really is no difference between 30s and 40s....when I think of a sugar mama maybe 20-30 years age difference
@@TLC26687 I think it’s different when the man is younger. And one huuuuge difference is fertility. If a man in his 30s wants to have kids but he’s involved with a 45 year old, it’s pretty obvious it’s not a serious relationship.
@@Bella_Noche337 yeah considering that most men think 30s is old for women even though they can never tell the difference just by looking at most women. As soon as they know the woman’s age is 40+ and they still date they’re not expecting anything long term usually.
James has more stories than Mother Goose and Dr Seuss. What kind of life have you lived brudda? 😂
He just comes up with them on the spot let's be honest 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
He’s a trick! 😅😂
Which one is james?
LOL 🤣
The documentary is called 'Memories of a Murderer: The Nielsen Tapes'
You’re a real one
absolute legend
Thank you because I needed to know!
They way I rushed to the comments to find the title! Thank you!
If you have 5 sugar daddies basically you ARE a psychiatrist fulfillment of whatever needs they have 😂
James: “okaaaay. Let’s move on. Let’s move on.”
*Fuhad tries to move on*
James: WAIT!!! IN MY SLEEP?!!? WAIT!
Cracked me upppp!!!
😂😂
I literally just watched this part and that cracked me up 😂😂😂
It's the fact the next one was wild after too tho😂
James caught it type late cuz fuhad read it kinda fast
"Be careful now..." That bombastic side eye by James killed me.
LOVED that bit!!! 😂😂😂😂
I’m ded!! Lmao!!
yeah there beautiful uh nuh waa role wid mi
Criminally offensive, side eye.
27:07 my mom lied bout who my dad was for 19 year,luckily for me,my “dad” and i were more alike than youd think and even when the paternity test came negative,him and i just cut her off and focused on our relationship 🔥we going strong so far tbh
So basically you're mom's a 304
I'm sorry your mom did that. Good on you two❤
Your dads whoever raised you so good for you guys for not letting a piece of paper determine your relationship
I'm glad there is still a happy ending for you and your dad. Sometimes, the bonds we make are so strong it is impossible to break. Your mom must have been fuming lol. I love it when narcissists get their comeuppance.
I love how James took a minute to promote positive self talk
They're such a balance. Fuhad is logical and James goes to 1000, fast. I love it.
Love how you just called him stupid so nicely..... 😂😅😂😅😂
@@thatanswergirl-lucy8033I would never disrespect the cult daddy.
I t hink he's just more on the emotional side 😅
I actually think James is more logical. Just wild at times.
When James stopped the chats to encourage positive self talk 🥺🥺♥️...
Yeah somebody get that guy for a boys night at the gym or something. Get his ass away from the drinks and outside for a bit. Can't be hating on yourself like that, and don't give those girls your money!
@@eshannumin Honestly!!
So bloody wholesome and we love it.
Wish he had that energy for big women lol
@@TheLily97232wym
You know its a juicy episode when they say "welcome to the show" 40 minutes in
The calm Fuhad brings and the sas James brings is the perfect duo
James be forgetting he’s old now too. 45 is just 14yrs to his left. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Be thinking he's 26 with no back pain 😅😂
@@miriam2837 🤣🤣🤣happens to me too. I’ll be 30 next month and I have to always remind myself. The kids calling me aunty be having my chest tight 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“To his left..” 💀
@@olikah4667 This got me HOWLING!! 😫😫😭
James has experienced every scenario in life, this man has lived😂😂
Liiiiiiiived honey 🤣🤣🤣 his stories are so funny you almost forget how wild they are and then I’m like oh you a hoe hoeee okayy 😆😆😆 I can’t even be mad at him.
this man has lived 6 lives in one lifetime i’m convinced 😭
Not "Fam-a-lam-a-lam...", THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT! James, my dude, you fuckin' kill me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James: “Brotha be careful it’s sounds like your trying to put your shoes on” took me out 😂
"When I don't like you... I CAN'T STAND YOU" 😭🤣 James is brutal with his honesty but he's always saying what I'm thinking too lmao
Based off the comment you made it looks like youre the ting I'm chirpsing, how you doing mami
@@theicekingonYT the fact that I didn't know y'all were out here chirpsing for real lmaoo but I'm good thanks. How you doing
@@yvettembele3570😂I can't honestly tell you that we do but you're leng so y'know... what's your email?
@@theicekingonYTyou’re calling her a ting while trying to move to her? Where’s the respect?
@@vivmiyagi I hope that one day someone chirpses you too
How Ellis caught a stray on behalf of BEYONCÉ’S production team is hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lool 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣that was hilarious!
Especially since Ellis has been in his bag with the editing for the past few weeks 😭🤣 he didn't deserve that
@@la_voughn1616bp😂wapg
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I started watching simply because of the accents..... Now I'm hooked on the content. You guys are a riot
James telling a true crime story and then having so much knowledge on the animal kingdom… ATTRACTIVE 🤓
“daddy doesn’t like to rehearse” JAMES PLEASEEE😭😭😭 everytime he calls himself daddy i cry😭
the fact that they're NOT on 1M yet BAFFLES me
FAAAAAAAAAAAST approaching! A few more weeks and we'll be celebrating this milestone.
@@maureenwambui2992 yeauhhhh 🧚🏽♀️ !
I KNOW! I really hope we can get there by the 300th episode because that will be a massive celebration 🍾 🎉 Only 5 more episodes how far off are they now?
@@nicolawhitby91 846K !!
Shooooo they are now
Keisha the Sket was released as a novel! I'm in the US and just discovered it like last year. It was wiiiild!
I just looked it up to see what was up. It's a while novel!! I might have to read this now!! 😮😮😳😳🤯🤯
It’s on audible 😂
@@freddygarcia987 no way!!!!! I neeeeed to buy it 😮
James sugar mama scenario was too detailed, I think he got this offer 🤣
The way James and Fuhad exaggerate the pronunciation of words like family, life, brudda, and even their own names DEFINE this podcast and I am constantly entertained. Literally makes my day! 💗🤣
"famalamalamalam"🤣🤣🤣
Faaaaacccccts
JAARRing !!😅
my sister talks like this.
I feel like this is a really normal thing 😂
Scamming is so bad in my family on my dad’s side that he was considered the “black sheep” of his family cuz he refused to do it
😮
Woah. Thats wild. Need details
I second that!!!! We need details. Black sheep for not scammin is wild!!!!!
that’s crazy. it’s basically a family business at this point
@@heywood6653 frl like what type of scamming? & how? 🤔
My math and English teacher had an affair with each other. She left her husband. He didn't leave his wife. He came back to school with CLAW MARKS across his face and she was off sick for 6 months
Queen Bey is a giver. giving back to the masses.
James was low-key stressed about Fuhad's explanation🤣🤣🤣 he gave the "are we about to get cancelled look"
Fuhads reaction to the sugar momma cracked me up!! He said “NO NO NO NO!” 😂 Gosh that’s not asking a lot at all! And 45?! What? Women in their 40s are easily bagging younger men now without having to pay!
FACTS 😅
And approached on a daily basis by men wanting relationships, sex and interesting connections with mature and emotional intelligent women 😊
🧢
Lol. Yeah but men of their age are in between. They have an odd definition of what a man is.
They are chasing the older ladies like crazy. And the men leave the relationships as better ppl.
And we keep getting hit on by guys in their twenties and thirties, BUT MOSTLY TWENTIES 🤣
She blamed her whole bloodline😂
Its the Nigerian in me
That animal kingdom connection was quite brilliant ngl.
every time I listen to this podcast, it just confirms that I make the right choice staying single 🤣🤣🤣
FAAAAACTS
It’s opened up whole new fears.
James made it seem like 45 is old lol. Im 46 and it would definitely be more than once every 3 weeks. Probably a few times a week. I thought he was gonna say the woman was in her 60’s or older. 45 is still in her prime. 😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂 this comment killed me
That's what I was thinking. 45 is not old! They made it seem like they were sitting with a Nan.
What a bogus comment XD.
Been trying to say this but these man are crazyyyyy
They can't even keep up with us!😂
Wait till they reach 45 bout old 😂😂
James: “ I already don’t believe you, but go on.” 😂😂😂😂
James I love your tshirt. Am kenyan and hera means love in my mother tongue. Keep the laughter guys am addicted to your channel btw
“She’s 45 years old and obviously lost it” hahahaha that comment shook me!!
Right! When he said Obviously I was like WTF?!
Me too!!
I couldn't finish the episode over just that... Lol I hate when men are ageist it's the worst thing + they're like 35...
Ridiculous 🤦♀️ what an immature comment 🙄
@Nonamewhatever tbf I don't think people really expect mature takes from the "lads" on this podcast. Lol. They for sure are funny but do need to broaden their horizons.
Keisha the sket always and forever be legendary novel.. should of been a film or series 👀👀👀
No film or series but they did publish a physical copy of the book recently! Highly recommend re-reading it✌🏻
@@Sophxurgx classic remembers but if Keisha was around in this era 😂😂🤣🤫 they would of IMMEDIATELY cancelled her
Where can I read it for free online
@@shaniquefrater girl buy the damned book 🤣 cheap ahhh
@@Sophxurgx She said it SHOULD'VE been a movie or series
Morning routine: run, protein drink, yoga while watching your show.
Laughing is great for dopamine release so I laugh my ass of to start the day.
You’re both hysterical. ❤️ the way you all move into the dialogue as if the comments are coming from you, the best.
You guys need to drop a documentary watchlist ASAP
Glad to see James finally giving Beyonce her flowers cuz I vividly remember that man talking all types of shit about how she's overrated!! I was flabbergasted 😂
SAAMEEE😂
I thought so as well- I'm still team Rihanna but if you prefer Beyonce i have 0 issue- Beyonce is way more naturally talented i just prefer Rihanna.
I just said the same thing to my sister
@@tristanfeinauer I love rihanna
@@tristanfeinaueryeah you can definitely have a preference. But both are amazing singers and performers
I just turned 40 and haven’t lost “it” Im actually healthier than I was in my late 20’s. People never know my age and think I’m younger
I don’t think his type ages well though
@@coachtracyeden he has a type? What is it?
You look incredible :) xx
@@Nonamewhatever thank you
Right. I just turned 41 this week and I still got “it”.
James singing Dangerously in love is the highlight of this episode!! 😂😂😂
Literally was looking for this comment 😂
I came across this channel randomly on TH-cam, I've not laughed this hard in a while. Brilliant content, keep it coming 😂😂🔥
The Beyoncé praise is giving me so much life 😂
I’m really glad you got the chance to see Beyoncé live! I remember on an episode before you guys were confused why people loved her so much and I remember commenting like “You’ll get it when you see her live!” It was after you guys had seen and raved about Chris Brown and so I knew you’d appreciate a good live show. Glad you got to experience her performance!
James bopping Beyoncé back to back…. 😂😂😂😂he is a special character.
Thanks for the Saint Harrison plug . Im so glad Loyle Carner is getting the recognition he deserves!!!! Ive been trying to introduce his music to people.
James said 45, and 'she has lost it' in the same sentence!!😂...we are in here and not sugar mummy's at any level!! 😂
Prove it. Drop the IG
I am nearly 30 years old, and I see women in their 40s + that look way better than me. It really just depends on the genetics, upkeep and spirit of the person. Having melanin and a good bone structure also helps immensely. Most men are going to balk at dating women seriously in their 40s when the men are themselves much younger, because they believe there's power dynamics at play which favor the older person. Men want to be charge usually..or their ego gets bruised.
I would die to see James and fuhad on love island they would take over the whole show !😩❤️
The bruddas would be going for them too😅
They should narrate it. The commentary would be legendary
The Serial podcast James was talking about is the Adnan Syed case. It’s still open and there’s an update in the podcast because of updates that happened last year.
James has stories for EVERYTHING lmao I love it
"Be careful now. Cuz it sounds like yur tryna put the shoes on!"
Yo James is so real n hilarious at the same time 💀💀😂😂
I love James describing one of the very first podcast series like it's brand new. Serial is ubiquitous with podcasts now.
Do you know the name of the podcast?
It's more rare in nature but they're definitely some altruistic dad moments. There was a eagle at a sanctuary that kept acting fatherly with like a rock or something so they tried giving him a baby and he raised him!
The little bit where James imitates blue was gold 🤣
27.15min Big shout out to all the “step” dads taking care of kids & loving them like their your own big applause 👏🏻 your real men! ❤️ My dad has been in mine & my sis life since I was 1 & she was 3 he’s my real dad in my eyes. The talk about the reasons men abandon children ect you guys prove how selfless & loving good men are too just like mothers 🙏
Your step dad made the choice to help raise you... he wasn't cucked and forced to raise another man's child.
their analogy to different animals makes it seem like human men aren't able to love adopted children but the real issue is with betrayal of trust
The double back on “IN MY SLEEP BRUH!?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i love loyle carner, he is such a beautiful person as well as a beautiful musician. i went to a concert of his on my birthday, it was literally the best day of my life.
The baby mama fight club is a HILARIOUS story🤣🤣🤣 dude is orchestrating it🤣. LEAVE HIM.
Why am I listening to this while at work??? I AM CRYING!!!! And unsuccessfully trying to keep a straight face and not laugh out! #HOLLERING 😂😂😂😂😂
The Nigerian in Fuhad; "There is no advice!!" 😂😂😂
I am living for James saying he needs to step his rehearsal puzzy up. 😂😂😂
Yknow you guys have something that you don’t see in many other podcast-esque channels and that’s the fact that you actually communicate with each other instead of just spitting your thoughts at the screen whenever. Everything is so comprehensive controlled and hilarious at that 😂
It kills me when they do the old school dancehall throw backs. I haven’t heard that song in forever!! Big up the jamaican massive!
What song was it? I keep listening like?? 😂 35:38
Second cousin is someone you share great-grandparents with, not your cousins kid 😂
So basically, the grandson of your grandmas sister is your second cousin, as opposing to son of your moms sister who is your first cousin.
Your aunt’s grandchild is your second cousin. So yea, your cousins kid is your second cousin
@@lysiaexxluded9269 no, thats second cousin once removed
@@user-jk2he7nl2o exactly! people mix up "second cousin" and "cousin once removed" all the time. RNs just call all of em "cousin", so the confusion is understandable lol
People are confusing numbered cousins (i.e. second, third cousins etc) with cousin's once removed (the cousin relationship is removed by a generation).
One easy way to remember is if you are of the same generation on a family tree as the cousin then they are a numbered cousin. If not, (e.g. a parent's cousin or a cousin's kid) they are a cousin once removed.
E.g. My mum's first cousin Sue is my first cousin once removed. Their parents are siblings and they share a grandparent
Sue's kid Joe is my second cousin.
Joe and I share a great grandparent, our grandparent's are siblings.
I hope that helps.
Literally started eating popcorn before the BM Fight Club story and wooooowwww I look Brenda from Scary Movie😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭
Ok, but like I need their playlist like asap! They be listening to BANGERS!
James' reactions todayyy... GOLD
rent was DUEE👂
You from PR 🔥🔥🔥
When the man is on it, he is ON IT!
21:44 Anyone wondering about that story on The SERIAL podcast: it’s the story of Adnan Syed.
Had to listen to it in Uni. It was in fact a GREAT listen. Had me following up with news updates and everything!!!
21:44 I did an English assignment on this my freshman year in highschool and now I'm a senior ❤
11:37 you guys are too sweet. Pure of heart.
This show is part of my morning ritual now ... I can't start my day without it
Space cakes story: Not only did they speak in real tongues, they were able to interpret them as well! LOL
I need that top 5 because this episode feels incomplete without it
Bro I rewatched the entire episode thinking I missed it😭
Top 5 top 5
I love how you talk respectfully about lgbtq+ ❤ much love
24:42 james casually slipping in Clarkson's farm as his source on ecology is why I'm here😂😂😂😂
“I’m not your bloodie babe.” 😂😂😂😂 I love Brit brothas! 👏🏾
The dilemma about the chick dealing with the Baby Mama Fight Club had me hollering! 😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 unreal!!! No advice.
Not me. I was floored. Immediately burn his place down. 🤷🏾♀️
I could watch you guys for your laughs alone
I swear y’all make my day! I be listening to you guys while I’m working …WORKING 🤣
Fuhads dilemma summaries be longer than the actual dilemma 😂
Serial podcast, Adnan Syed, that’s the name of the guy James talks about who was in jail. He was released a few months ago, acquitted of all charges. I think the podcast had a lot to do with his case being looked at again.
THANK YOU!!!! I scoured the comments looking for this info 😂😂😂
I read recently that he might have to go back because of a formality or something
He definitely didn't do it. James take is wild to me. That show launched podcasts
He had to go back because the victim's family weren't properly notified and were unable to attend the hearing
Isn't second cousin when ur parents are cousins
Yes
James, Elis, and you all said the same thing in 3 different ways. 😂
@@ikejones5640 It was rem not elis
I thought it was your parents cousin.
I love it! Giving Beyoncé her props! I’ve never been to a show. Maybe I’ll make it to one before she stops performing at this level.
Of course we all love when James laughs. But when Fuhad is like dying so am i😂😂
exactlyyyttty
Not me procrastinating writing my paper to watch the Cult Daddies 😅🎉
Same 😂😂😂
I can't help it😂
Sameeeeeeee I can’t stop watching 😂
Omg this weekend I got caught up on Hell's paradise, Heavenly delusion, Demon Slayer: Swordsmith Village and Oshi no ko! Just saw this video today and was excited that my faves were mentioned.
My Spanish teacher and Government teacher in high school had their own marriages before. They both got divorces, and EVERYONE speculated something was going on. Weird part is, she used to be HIS TEACHER ASSISTANT. HIS STUDENT. As the year went on, she announced her pregnancy, then they got engaged and married. I certainly didn't learn Spanish that year because she was focused on other things 🥴
These dudes never fail to entertain us
Faaaaaaam
I like when the say welcome to the show and we're 40min in. Ive been trying not to bust out laughing at work😂😂😂😂
James have me squeezing my guts trying not to laugh 😭🤣🤣
😬 hard no on the Beyoncé. Them conspiracies CANT be untrue.
James is a great advertiser.......I ordered my man's cape package and no regrets ❤ 🇯🇲🇺🇸
James thinks a 45year old sugar mama would want "a good seeing to" once in 3weeks.😂😂😂 That's hilarious!
With the dilemma, that young lady needs to play the guy at his own game because he won’t like it and then he’ll definitely leave you alone.
When he texted you leave it as read and don’t reply. When you see him if he asks about the message say you didn’t see it.
Don’t talk to him when people are around if he tries just smile say very little to him but talk to others.
If he corners you and starts peppering you with questions “what was you doing over the weekend” casually drop in you were hanging out with your boyfriend. If he says “you’ve had a boyfriend this whole time” you simply say ” why do you care” Just spin it back on him eventually he’ll leave you alone. You are the girl he texts when he’s bored. Sorry 😞
I fucking love Loyle Carner!!! Idk how I found out about him bc I'm in the US & been listening since 2016, but he's AMAZING!!!! If you're into philanthropy he's also you're guy, he cooks & runs a program for kids w/ dyslexia, he's just an all around gem
That serial podcast was super good!! I listened to It about 2 or 3 years ago too, which is so crazy because I randomly thought about It recently too
What is the name of it?
We had a substitute teacher and a female student who got into a full-on tussle in class over a boy they were dating.
Omg
After watching this yesterday I ran to Spotify and found Serial. I've been listening to it ever since and I had to thank you for putting me on
That was so fun an interactive PLEASE MAKE
ANOTHER ONE
So glad Loyler Carner is getting the recognition he deserves