Carl Barron - When Parents Say the Opposite

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2020
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    This clip was from Carl's Special 'Walking Down The Street'
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  • @mel8117
    @mel8117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    All us Aussie kids can relate to this back in the day

  • @bananawammabama
    @bananawammabama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    It took Carl's parents his whole childhood to teach him "sarcasm".

    • @SilverFoxy207
      @SilverFoxy207 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its in the blood

    • @Amber-eq6iw
      @Amber-eq6iw หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sarcasm is actually the lowest form of humour which is why Carl is extra clever with his comedy. He doesn’t use sarcasm. He takes everything literally

  • @XaviRonaldo0
    @XaviRonaldo0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    My dad used to say when we shut the car door too hard "shut the bloody door why don't ya"

    • @ivybanks7936
      @ivybanks7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣 Yup!

    • @d3m0l1t10n_
      @d3m0l1t10n_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "shut it a bit harder why don't ya??"

    • @EthanBorsboom
      @EthanBorsboom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine says you reckon it's shut why don't you try again

  • @nicksmith3746
    @nicksmith3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    Carl should get his own Netflix special 😁

    • @saladladds8203
      @saladladds8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      he did have his show one ended stick on netflix at one point its not on there anymore tho :(

    • @Kwanglebeh
      @Kwanglebeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No!

    • @nicksmith3746
      @nicksmith3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Kwanglebeh YES!!

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or get an acting role offer to star in a major role along side Comedian Adam Hills, British comedian Jimmy Carr and American female comic Iliza Shlesinger in a original sitcom. 🙋‍♂️🗣👍

    • @wolbi01
      @wolbi01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And pay him 60 million dollars 💵

  • @rustycadell6579
    @rustycadell6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I feel like those 2 dislikes are from Carl's parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @phillipmicjan8058
      @phillipmicjan8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No just a bunch of depressed cock heads.

    • @RealAyzeNZ
      @RealAyzeNZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest though, his parents sound like some pretty awesome funny people 😄 his dad's sarcasm is next level 😄😄 "shut the door a bit harder or what?!" 😄😄😄

    • @UIM-Koda
      @UIM-Koda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yea

    • @UIM-Koda
      @UIM-Koda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phillipmicjan8058 yeah Fucking oath Cunts have sense of humour

    • @kanerevell3128
      @kanerevell3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and now the 36 dislikes are from uncles aunties and grandparents

  • @lnobody9771
    @lnobody9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    So, I was seriously depressed today (PTSD)...went online about how to get out of anxiety...1 tip was look at comedy...9 hours later found this...haven’t laughed in a year or so...but couldn’t stop laughing at this. God bless you Carl!

    • @gemspiritmessages2754
      @gemspiritmessages2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Whoo hoo, I tell all my clients this. Whenever you’re feeling anxious or on a downward spiral, watch one comedy after another, The best thing about TH-cam is if you watch a few comedians, more and more come up on the algorithm so you find random ones you’ve never heard of.

    • @JamesAtaa
      @JamesAtaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ptsd isn't like that for me and most other people, and it never will be

    • @demun6065
      @demun6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JamesAtaa it can trigger depression and anxiety for people. Don't speak for others if you're ignorant, plz.

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JamesAtaa
      Yeah most people who say they have it are not diagnosed. Just are depressed and have had something bad happen to them in their life that they think about. Especially on the internet. People with PTSD tend not to openly tell millions of people at a time.

    •  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nuck- it's called being an attention seeker and a P$s_y at the same time.

  • @FootyManagerTV
    @FootyManagerTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    This bit never gets old

  • @melt3d675
    @melt3d675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Tbh I rarely ever laugh at comedians but this guy is hilarious!

    • @natem1982
      @natem1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because he jokes about pure relevance, iromy, commonsense. Other comedians try way too hard punchlining rather than actually being funny naturally.

    • @rippi37
      @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely !!

    • @1greatday000
      @1greatday000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      listen to Ralphie May 😂😂

  • @sedgwicks9109
    @sedgwicks9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This is over 10 years old and still hilarious 🤣

  • @andycampsall3832
    @andycampsall3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m from the U.K. never heard of this guy found him on tik tok so funny. Subscribed. Nice to meet you Carl 👍

    • @andycampsall3832
      @andycampsall3832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sean Baytley I’ve been checking loads of his stuff out he’s hilarious

  • @Dallas-Nyberg
    @Dallas-Nyberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    My Mother once said "keep that up and I'm going to beat you to one inch of your life!" - to which I...foolishly... replied.. "how are you going to know when you have got to the inch?" - big mistake.

    • @rippi37
      @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious !!!!!

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't have had the guts to say that back to my parents!

    • @psi23k
      @psi23k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @MegaShae11
      @MegaShae11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh you had guts!😂

    • @gemspiritmessages2754
      @gemspiritmessages2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @pweter351
    @pweter351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Carl driving his parents around the twist 😂

  • @hannahchitty-finch7738
    @hannahchitty-finch7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    All Aussie kids get this. Except we knew...and we rolled our eyes secretly and went and rectified it

  • @LaicieDaze
    @LaicieDaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Judging by what his parents used to say.....I think Carl's my brother 😂

  • @kathleenburke3172
    @kathleenburke3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    My mother used to do the same thing 😂 she still does 😂

  • @aussiechick3920
    @aussiechick3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Good aussie comeidian straight up love u carl 💚💛💚💛💚💛

  • @mryoungandbrave1
    @mryoungandbrave1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My Dad showed me this, and we were both laughing out heads off. Especially because he'd said this sort of thing to me or in front of me, or I was in the room or next door.
    "Just slam the door, why don't you."
    "Who left the door open and let all the flies in?" "Who keeps leaving all the lights on during the day"

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I grew up with parents who'd just use angry sarcasm like this.

  • @mrsardesch80
    @mrsardesch80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Some of my all time fave jokes in this clip!
    👍👍😂😂

    • @southsea8252
      @southsea8252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't wait to see him live 😊

  • @turquoisebubbles2042
    @turquoisebubbles2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Awww I miss my dad ........ he always said these things to me ♥️

  • @dannyjrrrr
    @dannyjrrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The dislikes are from the people who were laughing so hard they missed it

  • @tushya11
    @tushya11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i choked, i was laughing so hard. I'm not Aussie, but this is every father everywhere!

  • @andreaellis4377
    @andreaellis4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've had these exact conversations with my parents, wetting myself laughing 😭

  • @kardiaclark8111
    @kardiaclark8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a mother of 2, I now find myself saying all these things 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @jayceontaylor8195
    @jayceontaylor8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Such a simple concept. Not understanding sarcasm. He made something so simple very entertaining

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many of us copped this as kids. Takes about two years before you get used to the angry sarcasm. You just stand around confused for a while as a young kid.

  • @stuffnstuff1252
    @stuffnstuff1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm convinced that Carl is a god of some sort.

    • @joseph_7474
      @joseph_7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God of comedy XDD

  • @V3NDETTA1997
    @V3NDETTA1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He is the best Aussie comic

  • @angelofdarkness1980
    @angelofdarkness1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When he was demonstrating his mums voice it sounded like the computer says no woman off little brittan

  • @rippi37
    @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Carl is hilarious !!!!! Excellent Aussie humour......really funny guy

  • @dustyv8sound
    @dustyv8sound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your craft brings such happiness to my heart, even if it feels down in dumps in the dark,
    I wish I could return the favor

    • @banjopete
      @banjopete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DustyV8sound , you will.

    • @geraldiner2527
      @geraldiner2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could go to his live show

  • @lusiberaciri5561
    @lusiberaciri5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Being an Aussie kid growing up in the country in the summertime I always remember being Told to not let the flies in and for me to stop turning all the lights on in the house.

  • @markmahanets2949
    @markmahanets2949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mate.... you hit the nail on the head with the negative connotations.... you are the best!

  • @laurenb1719
    @laurenb1719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First comedian to actually make me laugh laugh

  • @annamariamay3368
    @annamariamay3368 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is soooo accurate 😂😂😂😂 sounds like my childhood 😂

  • @sonny3854
    @sonny3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you think you've been watching funny stand up comedians and then you discover Carl Baron, Eddie Izzard, Billy Connolly, Lee Evans ... oh my God do these 4 make me laugh hard! ... you wanna laugh hard like you've never done before, you watch these 4 guys

  • @MetalMayhem1978
    @MetalMayhem1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even funnier in person. My god. I laughed at absolutely everything he said. Unreal

  • @rachelcharles6716
    @rachelcharles6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everything he says is so funny 🤪 and true 😂😂😂😂

  • @kylesilk-jones2410
    @kylesilk-jones2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve been looking for this for ages

  • @seldomsane5278
    @seldomsane5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a kid, every time I'd go into dad's shed and I went to pick something up, me dad would say "don't touch that or you'll chop ya bloody hand off!". Now he wonders why I don't like using his tools, lol.

  • @SpicyTurkey83
    @SpicyTurkey83 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Carl is one of my favorite comedians of all time. I feel like he's one twitch away from becoming a serial killer, and comedy is what keeps him sane.

  • @andreatrew2614
    @andreatrew2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    omg brings back childhood memories lol

  • @pokymars6186
    @pokymars6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s experienced this many times growing up.

  • @Gemayn
    @Gemayn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    HAHA Carl you are very funny!

    • @frankomoth9253
      @frankomoth9253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha.... why didn't you like your comment again >:/

  • @thegoattanuvasa1108
    @thegoattanuvasa1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love this bloke🤣🤣😅

  • @louisemaaree
    @louisemaaree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Do we have the same parents?! 🤔

  • @methinks5093
    @methinks5093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only Australian comedian that makes me laugh. Go Carl.

  • @jasminesamson8026
    @jasminesamson8026 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love you Carl.
    You are wonderful. ❤

  • @tonunepz8358
    @tonunepz8358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite act by Carl

  • @Jcremo
    @Jcremo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the bit I’ve been looking for!!! 😁😁

  • @nathanlovel1245
    @nathanlovel1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's certainly one in a million I bet

  • @BloodySeaGullsRoss
    @BloodySeaGullsRoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This describes my old man to a T, he's very criptic. My mother is straight forward however and very good at shouting to get the point across.

  • @amberogrady4458
    @amberogrady4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aussie Legend Carl ...Love this guy..Great Comedian

  • @robertborg852
    @robertborg852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He’s a classic 😂

  • @jakeetschannel2031
    @jakeetschannel2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would like to eat lollies and have a cuppa with Carl 😜

  • @angelofdarkness1980
    @angelofdarkness1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This guy is actually that funny

    • @rippi37
      @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funnier

    • @angelofdarkness1980
      @angelofdarkness1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      K8 funnier?

    • @rippi37
      @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelofdarkness1980 You said "this guy is actually that funny " .....I said " he is funnier ".......funnier than funny

    • @angelofdarkness1980
      @angelofdarkness1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      K8 oh ok, sorry I didn’t know what you meant

    • @rippi37
      @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelofdarkness1980 :) all good

  • @X-Gen-001
    @X-Gen-001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend.

  • @michelleegberts3628
    @michelleegberts3628 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love when Carl talks about his dad ❤

  • @zuseyeaston8854
    @zuseyeaston8854 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy

  • @amyguppy9461
    @amyguppy9461 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched Carl in Shepparton last night your the funniest man around great show 💚

  • @annemarietate2650
    @annemarietate2650 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come Back Carl!!!! We miss you!

  • @tama9560
    @tama9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant

  • @dr.babyyoda6010
    @dr.babyyoda6010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spot on

  • @LuciferMorningstar-vk7mt
    @LuciferMorningstar-vk7mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Australian comedians are awesome and im from NEW ZEALAND!!

  • @seemor321
    @seemor321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As soon as I watch one I know for the next 3hours I need a Carl Barron fix lol he's funny az

  • @djmikeet7345
    @djmikeet7345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You’re so funny mate. New UK fan 🇬🇧

  • @ashthegamergal2222
    @ashthegamergal2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My grandfather was so cheeky and the biggest troll if he had the heater on and wed leave the door open he would say "Hey shut the door you are letting all the cold out"
    Or if we fell off our bikes he would make us say sorry to the bike lol
    Miss him so much! love you papa RIP XO

  • @alanhill5756
    @alanhill5756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exactly Aussie. Makes me feel really at home.

  • @melissadouglas570
    @melissadouglas570 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think I love Carl’s parents!

  • @dirtroadimages2352
    @dirtroadimages2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another Aussie legend

  • @BiznessCrewAu
    @BiznessCrewAu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another 3 minute video.
    Classic Carl.

  • @rod4607
    @rod4607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as one CBarron vid gets you that’s it for the next hour

  • @vjc2270
    @vjc2270 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My entire childhood compressed into three minutes. 😂😂😂 If I left the door open, Dad sometimes went totally left field with “Oy - was you born in a tent?”

  • @angelofdarkness1980
    @angelofdarkness1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If me or my stepdad leave the front door open mum would say (did you grow up in a tent?) or(do we live in a tent now?)

    • @jeffkealy5951
      @jeffkealy5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .hsart ahcag, evaeL

    • @rippi37
      @rippi37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oldie but goodie

    • @chookinathunderstorm3446
      @chookinathunderstorm3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the answer to that was always.........
      "No, a hospital with swinging doors."

  • @splitz-6324
    @splitz-6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brah this dude is a legend

  • @suzeb7005
    @suzeb7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that bit...
    "Your stupid wife told me to"🤣
    Soo cute...

  • @marcuswelby2777
    @marcuswelby2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love this guy so much 😅

  • @Pixiesarereal
    @Pixiesarereal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is gorgeous !!

  • @apotheticallyautistic73
    @apotheticallyautistic73 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy hilarious

  • @M1ZZS15
    @M1ZZS15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Doesnt get old hahahaha 😂

  • @Toby_sage447
    @Toby_sage447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dis bloke is da best

  • @kristinalauss2792
    @kristinalauss2792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember accidently dropping the margarine on to the floor, my dad said what are you doing wrecking the place? Or are you playing football with your butter fingers?

  • @helenrandell1731
    @helenrandell1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top guyloveyou work its funny hillarous💚👍👍👍👍👍

  • @philliphamilton1626
    @philliphamilton1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so true

  • @nickstarz9316
    @nickstarz9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    On another level that Aussies can relate too

  • @uzielmalifa3734
    @uzielmalifa3734 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh Carl 😂 you have always been such a crack up lol

  • @bernadettethompson1763
    @bernadettethompson1763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CARLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @jasonheffernan8066
    @jasonheffernan8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I watch it, it makes me laugh my head off

  • @terencecrombie3411
    @terencecrombie3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true

  • @kevinhamment5265
    @kevinhamment5265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ya mastered Australian life, probably/definitely cause ya lived it.
    It's funny because we relate

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I knew the content and clicked like before I watched this

  • @chloe0452
    @chloe0452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carl Barron would win an international comedy festival if there was one

  • @bccev770
    @bccev770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST

  • @someguy6076
    @someguy6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I do believe that Carl's father and my own father must have been class-mates in the same asylum ... they both used to say exactly the same things.

  • @joelfrancis5391
    @joelfrancis5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha livin this out now with me 6 yr old

  • @FreakyFreakyBaby
    @FreakyFreakyBaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me and my dad have had each of these exact conversations. bonus round was my dad slamming doors when he was angry and pretending like he didn't. he hated /other people/ slamming doors, but not himself.

  • @sallysmith9733
    @sallysmith9733 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Take the door off the hinges. Lol😊

  • @user-cz2yc2zi2z
    @user-cz2yc2zi2z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice

  • @rachelcharles6716
    @rachelcharles6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe that much people disliked this video😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 This is so funny!!!!!!

  • @blueshorecreative3146
    @blueshorecreative3146 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Carl Barron is like Cold Chisel, authentically Australian. So funny because it's so true.

  • @firststep7750
    @firststep7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ME:

  • @tcock10
    @tcock10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Australian fathers are exactly the same - my Dad said some of these exact quotes to me and my brothers