This channel covers what the company paying for the ads is selling. He has no more original ideas, it's just "oh dollar shave club is sponsoring the next video so I'll just shave something that I haven't covered yet"
@@angraciagrampon7240 Because they have only two options; Pitts or junk. Hell! Maybe even asshole. Who the fuck knows though. I'm not the beardless friend! Or maybe he's just trying to be more hydro/aerodynamic...... Ya know.... If you're about that life....
@@CodeNameCheese_ puberty starts at a different time for everyone. I’m 17 now, I’ve had friends get full beards by the time they’re 13, and people getting their first little chin hairs at 18. It’s not the same for everyone.
There are tiny trimmers which some models comes together with nose trimmer, It's called eyebrow comb, with this trimmer can perfectly shave balls without cutting, I think its much more safe than using sharp blades
Then your skin has fault. I sometimes get itch when I wear underwear (usually second day) after shaving and this may be due to rubbing of fabrics with shaved area.
@Steroid For reals, yo! If your pubic hair is growing back, to a quote full _"jungle"_ after a mere few days then you may share the genetic markers of ancient cave dwelling Neanderthals. *Side note* Nair and other home/self hair removing agents can (and WILL) burn the pure piss out of you! Not every time; but when it happens, it is *HELL* ❗
I don't remember where, but I was taught to shave my balls after they're shriveled up with cold water. I've done it a bit that way, and it worked fine, it doesn't give me a very close shave, but its still an improvement and I felt a lot safer. When it's hot and dangling they feel too exposed and vulnerable. That's just my preference.
The way on how your speek and how active you sound has definitely earned this man a sub. You for sure care about your views, unlike other big TH-camrs. +rep, keep up the amazing work.
Cause the way that electric trimmers typically work is you have one fixed toothed blade, and another that reciprocates side to side, hair gets between the two and it cuts it like scissors, ball skin is thin enough to get caught between those two blades
Weird, when I was 13-14 I asked my parents to get me a shaver, didn't get any advice on how to use it but never really had a problem, don't think I've ever cut myself.
@@joehoe3647 I didn’t start shaving/manscaping until 15/16. I wish I did it as soon as the hair started growing at like 13. Never was given any advice if I recall correctly either.
This is why I LOVE this channel. You give good quality content that's focused for men, and you haven't shied away when talking about things that might be a bit embarrassing for us. We can't just ask anyone about this kinda stuff, so we have Alpha, our big brother that makes it easy. Plus, you're lines are hilarious! Dude I literally paused and laughed when you said "soft souple sack of amazingness." LOL You're the best man!
Lol I watched this after I did a full shave and I did everything he said by instinct. It was a friggin gong show down there before and now I’m feeling like a million bucks.
An update- I’ve grown up and purchased a Bismarck Dovo Solinger straight razor and have tried in on the balls and shaft, no cuts, but scariest moment of my life.
There's no shame about manscaping. For me, it's a matter of hygene. And props to Alpha for actually talking about this, because education is the key of not making a bloody mess and not doing it ever again
First time i tried "shaving", i just used scissors and had no idea what i was doing. You can say it didnt go well, it itched for a hella long time, it was very uneven, and so on, so this really helped me, thanks a lot.
i use the lawn mower 3.0 (its reasonably priced, and its REALLY good) for trimming, and i use the gillette mach 3. its REALLY good for its price, and the blades are sharp. the shaver is really quality made, and the blades are pretty cheap for how much u get, and how good they are
Hey Alpha, you should use your platform to teach other guys about testicular self examination for seminoma. There are couple symptoms that guys can test by themselves but be not aware of and it is very important to diagnose it at early stage.
Alexander Johnsson ok, I should say „spread awareness” not „teach” but you get my point. Every guy should and can test himself and you dont have to be a doctor to do that in the bathroom.
Its 1am here in Houston, Tx laying in bed, wife turns over looking at me wanting to know why am I watching this? 😂..that.. i do not know.. alpha. You are the man to man Advisor! I must watch lol
PRO TIP: Use conditioner (like for the hair on your head) as a shave cream. Comes out softer and you can shave much closer with less irritation. You're welcome.
Alpha going back to his amazing humorous roots. This is the alpha that I started watching back in 2012. Been laughing my ass off for the past couple of videos.
I'm gonna be completely honest here. Thanks for what you do. It's nice knowing somebody is covering the "embarassing" things of being a guy. Props, my dude.
Yeah, for us guys it's like trying to clean a window while the curtains are still closed. Throwing the curtains over your shoulder, it slides off, you toss it again and lift and move and duck under etc. We have danglin' bits....
Why do so many people feel the need to be clean shaven neck-to-toe 24/7? It's excessive as fuck. Like, it's fine to like being hairless I suppose. But to act like it's a requirement to be attractive is silly. Plenty, if not most of men and women are totally fine with natural hair. Of course, you should keep it tidy. But is it honestly really necessary to be completely shaved down like a plucked chicken?
Aaron you can do a playlist on " how to be a badass" 1 how to look like badass 2how.to dress like badass 3 how to walk like badass etc. ...................
Thank you so much I really love your channel, you can't just talk to men about this, so for us to be able to just watch and learn especially, for us without fathers you do such a great job, you can reach every community every race, every male, and it's it's really needed for the ones that have no, that they can discuss these things with
"I want your testicles to be a soft souple sack of amazingness" I’m dead 😂
Dionisio Theodoropoulos this is a second part
"Souple"??? LOL!!! To hell with that red squiggly line underneath the word!
Dionisio Theodoropoulos ελααααααααα
That line was great lololol
Thought about that as well hahah
*Remove from Watch history*
Good job Alpha
*Gary Buckley* ~ My balls are smooth.
*Patrick Bateman* ~ Bruh...
Wtf XD
LOLILOLOLOL
By powder does he mean baby powder?
Someone has to tell me why didn't we learn this in puberty class.
Exactly!
Wtf is puberty class
Walker 1019 human sexuality class you usually take in grades four and up, but can vary from district.
Basically SEX-Ed
Ik in there we only learn the parts like bruh idc what it is
“Alright Timmy drop them I am going to fondle your nuts and cut the hair.” I know I want this too bro
I followed the instructions perfectly, now I have just one ball...
I follow all instructions but have half candle.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
🤣🤣🤣
@Professional dumbass yes, but actually no
😂😂😂😂🤣
My mother came in the room and i switched my browser back to porn because it was easier to explain
We've all had those moments XD...
😂😂😂 as soon as I saw the thumbnail n the name of the video, I knew I had to see the comments n they did NOT disappoint 😂😂😂
Lmaoooo
LMFAO
Siddharth Nath hahaha
Not gonna lie Alpha there is no topic about men's personal care that you shy away from. But keep it coming
This channel covers what the company paying for the ads is selling. He has no more original ideas, it's just "oh dollar shave club is sponsoring the next video so I'll just shave something that I haven't covered yet"
Jemuel Griffith No pun intended
Evan Hooper I'm still waiting for that :)
@@evanhooper1 Yes!
HA cumming.
Sorry, I’ll leave now
12 year old kid shaving after watching this video thinking its easy
One moment later: 🕺🏿🕺🏿⚰️🕺🏿🕺🏿
I'm 12 lol
I shouldnt have said that
Also there was a lot of blood,can I get an f in the chat?
ssssSTopmotion oh my fucking god
@@ssssSTopmotion F
few hours later : man dies of itchy balls
XD nice one
Rudra pro tip: the more you do it the less it itches.
Facts
😂😂😂😂😂😂true
@BRAXTON TAYLOR It's really not stopping it 😂
Dont give ur trimmer to your beardless friend ! I repeat don't
Why not
@@angraciagrampon7240 Because they have only two options; Pitts or junk. Hell! Maybe even asshole. Who the fuck knows though. I'm not the beardless friend! Or maybe he's just trying to be more hydro/aerodynamic...... Ya know.... If you're about that life....
@@angraciagrampon7240 because it fucking hurts and your balls will be all over the floor.
Tatton me jalan ho gayi bhai isko sunke
Ketan Chauhan 😂😂
I have an essay due tomorrow, and I’m watching a dude talking about shaving balls
My life need improvements ..
We have all been there
Bro I'm there right now
Your balls gotta be clean for your essay to be good ....I’d say a good investment
your life just improved
did you turn in the essay?
He makes it sound easy, but I feel like when I try it, it will be a bloodbath
it's the other way around rly. so much talk in the video for smth u only need to know how to shave in general
I bleed every time I shave the base of my dick. Skin is sensitive as shit down there!
@@reasonablerage4370 goddamn man
@@reasonablerage4370 HOLY
- Maher you stole it from the guy that is pinned🤦🤦🤦
WE DID IT GENTLEMEN !!
Yay I am now ready for my date with puberty
No one :
alpha m. : "Your testicles deserve the best."
Fuck you shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
He totally shot down the opportunity to say "your testicles deserve the best...icles" and I have mixed emotions about that.
The commercial Dollar Club wishes they could put on TV
Does this technique works if your testicles aren’t quiet the size of tennis balls..... asking for a friend.....
Aha for a friend
LOL my man!
Just what are you and your friend doing together? Joking/ I literally spit my pop out when I read your comment thumbs up
I absolutely love beautiful hairy testicles and man meat
Do you know the way they were shaving those tennis balls in the last film I watched lol I was like “ it’s still not that easy” 😂
me as 9yr old: why the heck would i need this?!
me now: oh
@@suhukishinden9888 10
@@feminist098 bruh you haven’t even gone through puberty lmao
@@CodeNameCheese_ puberty starts at a different time for everyone. I’m 17 now, I’ve had friends get full beards by the time they’re 13, and people getting their first little chin hairs at 18. It’s not the same for everyone.
Why was a 9 year old on here?
@@ominously2574 idk probably my recomended xd
DO NOT skip using the guard on your trimmer. It will knick the bejesus out of your sack.
There are tiny trimmers which some models comes together with nose trimmer, It's called eyebrow comb, with this trimmer can perfectly shave balls without cutting, I think its much more safe than using sharp blades
I used to use a trimmer without the guard thin xD I don't recommmend it!
I tried that as a kid once, never again. Never managed to cut me on a razor though.
Been there
The Bromosexual real men use a sword
i know the comment section would be awesome
OverTone on god I was wonderin who else fixin to say dat
Right? I havnt laughed this hard in years 😂
i would like but its at 420 so i cant
Correction: "I *_knew_* the comment section would be awesome."
This is why I searched this video
Excuse me, there's a bit of tutorial in your sponsor video lol
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😐😐😂🤣😆
I love how casual he is about everything, and how simple and easy he makes it out to be. Kinda boosts your confidence in yourself when you’re doing it
Fr I felt confident trying it it helped me so much well 1 of the balls fell down but still I was confident
@@christoxc lol
Disappointed and clickbaited. I came here thinking I would find out how to shave my tennis balls but then...
LMAAAAAAOOOO!
Same
Step 11: start itching! 🤣
Fr tho
Step 12: Aftershave
Not after regular maintenance. The itch eventually stops, at least IME
Then your skin has fault. I sometimes get itch when I wear underwear (usually second day) after shaving and this may be due to rubbing of fabrics with shaved area.
@@u.sonomabeach6528 how do you maintane
Takes balls to create a video like this.
Chris Robinson pun intended?
Chris Robinson 😂😂😂
And to watch too
Lol.
Chris Robinson thank you for gracing the internet with your amazing puns
Am I the only man who has never done this? The very concept of having a sharp blade near my testicles seems absolutely insane.
Hair removal cream works better, just don't leave it on for too long lol
Francisco Torres
Is that a cream that you just apply and it removes the hair in an instant
yes, i used it twice in my life before going for hernia surgery. it clears 95% of them, no need of trimming if the situation is not too bushy
Did it once.. never doing it again
you’ve never shaved your balls? are you a caveman?
I love how everybody is talking so openly...
Why would anybody be shy having gfs around saying that shaving should be 50/50??? Haha
Putting the headphones on for this one
The problem is that the hairs grows too fast... within few days there's a new jungle every time you shave
laughing at your comment
And so does on your face.....🙄
If only the amazon jungle grew that fast smh
I absolutely love beautiful jungles
@Steroid For reals, yo! If your pubic hair is growing back, to a quote full _"jungle"_ after a mere few days then you may share the genetic markers of ancient cave dwelling Neanderthals.
*Side note* Nair and other home/self hair removing agents can (and WILL) burn the pure piss out of you! Not every time; but when it happens, it is *HELL* ❗
I'm embarrassed to talk to my parents so I use the internet
Honestly think it’s the same for most everyone😂
Same I also ask some of my older friends 😂😂
Welcome to the club kid
Same
Same bruh I’m still using scissors ✂️
00:44 jesus!
Fruitarian I
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't remember where, but I was taught to shave my balls after they're shriveled up with cold water. I've done it a bit that way, and it worked fine, it doesn't give me a very close shave, but its still an improvement and I felt a lot safer. When it's hot and dangling they feel too exposed and vulnerable. That's just my preference.
The way on how your speek and how active you sound has definitely earned this man a sub. You for sure care about your views, unlike other big TH-camrs. +rep, keep up the amazing work.
Bonus alpha tip: NEVER use a beard trimmer on the balls!!
Andrew Ernst why??
I figured this out the bloody and hard way. >:)
I always do that. I cutted my skin there only twice.
Cause the way that electric trimmers typically work is you have one fixed toothed blade, and another that reciprocates side to side, hair gets between the two and it cuts it like scissors, ball skin is thin enough to get caught between those two blades
Just trust another man who’s been there
Your thumbnail game is amazing...
I was wondering if there were any pube shaving videos for guys, I’ve never seen anyone so enthusiastic about shaving nuts, I’m glad I found this
Never got advice about grooming the genital area growing up (I’m 19), so this is a life saver thank you!!
Same. I've been to nervous to ask. I'm about to be 20😂
Weird, when I was 13-14 I asked my parents to get me a shaver, didn't get any advice on how to use it but never really had a problem, don't think I've ever cut myself.
I'm 20 and I've never asked either, way too embarassing.
@@joehoe3647 what the hell
@@joehoe3647 I didn’t start shaving/manscaping until 15/16. I wish I did it as soon as the hair started growing at like 13. Never was given any advice if I recall correctly either.
This is why I LOVE this channel. You give good quality content that's focused for men, and you haven't shied away when talking about things that might be a bit embarrassing for us. We can't just ask anyone about this kinda stuff, so we have Alpha, our big brother that makes it easy. Plus, you're lines are hilarious! Dude I literally paused and laughed when you said "soft souple sack of amazingness." LOL You're the best man!
hey
Lol I watched this after I did a full shave and I did everything he said by instinct. It was a friggin gong show down there before and now I’m feeling like a million bucks.
Lol
An update- I’ve grown up and purchased a Bismarck Dovo Solinger straight razor and have tried in on the balls and shaft, no cuts, but scariest moment of my life.
This is the weirdest video I've seen you make :D. Its fun and educational though. Feels like I'm talking to one of my closest home boys
Cee Jay *educational
qarhsi well. Just over 10 to 11months if I'm right
There's no shame about manscaping. For me, it's a matter of hygene. And props to Alpha for actually talking about this, because education is the key of not making a bloody mess and not doing it ever again
I guess you haven't seen the butt one huh 😑
I love me some closest homeboys
I use my brothers trimmer. He doesn't know about it.
😅😅happens
😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅
Why are you like this?
I'm gonna have to either buy my own trimmer or use my half brothers
ALRIGHT IMMA DO IT GUYS WISH ME LUCK
The perfect video to wake up to. ❤️
BTC haha
the perfect video to go to a nap
(it's 9pm here in India.. )
This is your best video
TheFriendlyStranger not surprised coming from you
First time i tried "shaving", i just used scissors and had no idea what i was doing. You can say it didnt go well, it itched for a hella long time, it was very uneven, and so on, so this really helped me, thanks a lot.
EXACTLY never using scissors again .
i just set them on fire... voila!!
Crazy Oatmeal I going to try thats
Your gf thinks it's HOT. Lmao
HARwinsOUTagain 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah, real men use napalm
Plus it’s handy in case there’s a spider in the bathroom.
HARwinsOUTagain fuck you
A smooth supple sack of amasingness WTH I'm Done
Fire god sounded gay
Fire god no u
Elias Żłobiński no u
Coming from someone whose dad wasn’t really around this helps me a lot thanks you for the info.
If only i saw this video a day ago then I wouldnt be walking funny today lol
Mom: Son come eat
Son: Hold up I’m learning how to shave my balls on TH-cam
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
3:47 "YoUr butt whole will never be cleaner, fresh as a daisy" that had me cryin😂😂
4:11 he should’ve said besticles
Pretty unrated
@@fofodrill _too_ underrated.
Lmao
Is the shipping available in India from us
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
What do you mean?
😂😂😂
😂
this guy is so honest. thats what i love about him
Instead of using the guard, buy Manscape's lawn mower 2.0
Skin safe technology and didn't hurt me one bit
If your ball's hair is green then this product is for you!
Is it good shave? Like this gives u good smooth shave or a needle one?
@@LinkNS he is not hulk ...so how can he grow green hair...😂😂😂
@@jayesh1891 ur laughing at me? well im laughing at you cos u dont understand what a joke is 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂😂😂
@@LinkNS well , I was also joking...I didn't knew you don't watch marvel movies...
I have one hair that I kept unshaved for 5 years now
You sure that isn't your penis?
Jimmy Grey dude cmon why'd you have to roast the poor thing? 😂😂😂😂
Always seize an opportunity.
how much length did you get on that bad boy
Jimmy Grey dude you sound like you have a ton of complexes 😐
i use the lawn mower 3.0 (its reasonably priced, and its REALLY good) for trimming, and i use the gillette mach 3. its REALLY good for its price, and the blades are sharp. the shaver is really quality made, and the blades are pretty cheap for how much u get, and how good they are
Hey Alpha, you should use your platform to teach other guys about testicular self examination for seminoma. There are couple symptoms that guys can test by themselves but be not aware of and it is very important to diagnose it at early stage.
TheMisterMarcell Wtf he’s not a doctor
Alexander Johnsson ok, I should say „spread awareness” not „teach” but you get my point. Every guy should and can test himself and you dont have to be a doctor to do that in the bathroom.
This is perfect.
Its 1am here in Houston, Tx laying in bed, wife turns over looking at me wanting to know why am I watching this? 😂..that.. i do not know.. alpha. You are the man to man Advisor! I must watch lol
Why I'm I always annoyed with these 10 minutes of trying to sell me a freaking product in EACH video.
D hit a lick then tf
@@richforever6231 huh
@@zeauxx8351 u ain’t from no streets boy “huh” head ahh I said a lick
Another place the internet brought me to. My boyfriend thanks you!
I think I might just be the only girl here but I was dying from the video
Kevin Barwick um??
@@kevinbarwick6451 wtf
@@kevinbarwick6451 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@Zzecoraa my guy did not hesitate LOL
@@harkuaa yo tf did the guy say??? He bitched out and deleted his comments lmaoo 😂😂
Watching alpha m every morning makes me feel energetic and happy throughout the whole day!...
This is the scariest concept I've ever heard
Lmao!!!!
0:47
Damn... you gotta give him credit. He created the worlds first time machine, and interviewed every human woman in history. 👏 👏
PRO TIP: Use conditioner (like for the hair on your head) as a shave cream. Comes out softer and you can shave much closer with less irritation.
You're welcome.
i was thinking the same thing,but i wasn’t sure,Thanks.
Wow ty
Thanks!
Straight talk, w/ a dab of light-heartedness. Great vid.
Only AlphaM could deliver a message like this
I used a trimmer once down there, I gut cut, and I never been more scared to try again
Cristhian Perez trimmer for pubes bro. Shaver for shaft and sack.
Cristhian Perez- Don't drink and shave..... lol
Same here
I don't want to bleed out through my balls, haha
@@brianwinston8627 I've done that before
I came here for vasectomy shaving advice but I may have stumbled upon lifetime cleansing advice. Nice step by step. Thanks!
I clicked cauz of the thumbnail😂🔥lit bruh
4:38 that action 😂😂
This was very helpful and I really appreciate it. I’ve had some trouble with this so thank you very much.❤ I think my girlfriend will appreciate it
Alpha going back to his amazing humorous roots. This is the alpha that I started watching back in 2012. Been laughing my ass off for the past couple of videos.
yea its so nice the first day then DAY 2! ITCHY AS HELL!
I shaved 3 months ago and no matter how bad I treat it won’t go 😭
One of the best promotions ever
Half video is a advertising
He already did video about this 4 years ago, this one is just for product advert
For real. It's ridiculous
This channel has become a joke
Can't blame a G for gettin' his munny munny
Beats what we're doing
I'm gonna be completely honest here. Thanks for what you do. It's nice knowing somebody is covering the "embarassing" things of being a guy. Props, my dude.
Someday I’m gonna be able to watch this without giggling.
Can u do it now ?
Immature ass
Dude right when im about to shave what the hell man!! Are you spying on me im not even joking!!!!
I literally just trimmed my pubes...
Does Tiege Hanley allow you to read minds?
Milf Hunter everyone can read kakyoyin
pink Fungi
The irony of your comment...
Milf Hunter makes it more wholesome chill out lelellloleloleo leoleoleeloeleoelo your next line will be you suck dude.
Milf Hunter I
pink Fungi
No, that will not be my next line... I'm not 12, lol.
Started shaving my balls 3 months ago and now I am watching a guy educating me about shaving balls. Nice! Lol
Girl seem to have it easier when it comes to shaving/trimming our parts
XFade nah
Why the heck are you here lmao
Wdym it's easy af
Yeah, for us guys it's like trying to clean a window while the curtains are still closed. Throwing the curtains over your shoulder, it slides off, you toss it again and lift and move and duck under etc. We have danglin' bits....
Outta all of the videos i was expecting this is not one of them 😂😂😂😂
Honestly you are good i followed the instructions and now i have just one ball
In class watching this😂
Why do so many people feel the need to be clean shaven neck-to-toe 24/7? It's excessive as fuck. Like, it's fine to like being hairless I suppose. But to act like it's a requirement to be attractive is silly. Plenty, if not most of men and women are totally fine with natural hair. Of course, you should keep it tidy. But is it honestly really necessary to be completely shaved down like a plucked chicken?
I think it makes guys look prepubescent. I am not fond of the look.
Nicholas Bernards this
yes
Agreed.
I prefer trimming than shaven, looks manlier and your hair doesn’t pull
I like the way that he slide so smooth to the ad and boom goes again to the video
Aaron you can do a playlist on " how to be a badass"
1 how to look like badass
2how.to dress like badass
3 how to walk like badass etc. ...................
123456789 subscribers how to shave your balls like a badass
OneRichMofo oh forget that😆😆😆
Why tf girls are watching this video?
Lmao😂😂😂😂
Prateek Regmi no let them, they can see how much effort this is haha
@@blade8823 😂😂😂
There are girls watching??
@@SageVaughn yeah
To learn how to shave balls
Man, what a bout shoulder hair? Should i shave or trim.please make a video about that.
My Favorite part
No:10, enjoy the Smooth balls 🤣🤣🤣
Damn i'm so early i cant even think of a Tiege Hanly joke...
0:28-0:31 Thats how Ive done the deed for the last 5 years and my balls are veteran soldiers prepared after numerous bloody wars.
I shave weekly and when I'm with a girl I never ask for her to go down on me.
Guess I am just a caveman because I aint doing that. I will trim but not shave I don't want to look like a 6 year old
@@fidodido8733 Oh shut the fuck up.
@@archylev8731 or what?
Anthony Carpenter I just recently started shaving and I’m horrible at it so no razor is going near my ball sack
Thank you you were the first thing that came up when I searched it
Bro... I've NEVER been as excited and pumped up to shave my balls IN MY LIFE until after watching this video. Thanks my guy. 👍🏼
Is it true if you damage your testicles your voice changes?
@@daysofgrace7818Man are you like, 13?
This should be uploaded on April 1st
Sir today is the day
Thank you so much I really love your channel, you can't just talk to men about this, so for us to be able to just watch and learn especially, for us without fathers you do such a great job, you can reach every community every race, every male, and it's it's really needed for the ones that have no, that they can discuss these things with
Aaron, ALMOST 4MIL subs!! Holy cow. I know you don’t do #giveaways BUT what awesome thing will you do once you hit this milestone???
EscobarStyle good question pablo
WB DBA haha “Pablo” 😎
Nice channel btw xD
WB DBA mine??? 🙈
EscobarStyle yass