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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 เม.ย. 2020
- From Jerma985's streams - / jerma985
"Crack Cash Flow" 04/22/2020
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"I'm not gonna be the funny voices guy" - funny voices guy
- the guy who earned 2 billion dollars by doing funny voices for 20 minutes
It is a written requirement in the streamer guidelines handbook that you must be able to do at least one funny voice or you can’t be a streamer
There was legitimately a point where I couldn’t tell what was prerecorded and what wasn’t. I felt like I was being awoken from a coma.
i was going insane
I've done that to someone before
He compares taking a phone to the bathroom to carrying a computer, screen, keyboard and mouse to the bathroom.
Your phone has more fecal bacteria then the entire surface area of your bathroom. And you put it, up to your face.
@@SSFhighcommandJOHN Only if you actively talk to people
@@SSFhighcommandJOHN Thats a myth. If it were true we all would have pink eye nonstop. Also my point was more about the amount of effort it would take to play diablo 2 while on the toilet.
@@SSFhighcommandJOHN I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one chief
it was a different time
I can’t believe jerma flosses his ass with the nintendo switch
so rich that he doesnt even have toilet paper
I can
@@bananabuns1369 streamer life
I love Daft Punk's 2001 hit single, Faster, Slower, Longer, Higher.
especially that last part
Local streamer ruins the “wouldn’t it be funny if” joke live on stream
I love how Jermas stream makes him think he's crazy for doing normal little kid stuff.
we should instead be making him think hes crazy for acting like having tomato on a burger is like having a gallon of water invade your mouth.
because thats pretty crazy
@@Namingway248 yeah his opinion on tomatoes is wack
@@Namingway248 i kind of agree with him-- it's the same reason i hate tomato sauce on pizza, it gushes into my mouth and it makes me legit gag
Twitch chat is just mob mentality personified.
@@ponponpatapon9670 Imagine being so weak that you can't handle a little bit of liquid in your mouth
As someone who made magic potions out of shampoo and bath water, I can confirm that I created a dangerous chemical that killed my ability to tell a good joke
just wanna reply half a year later to re-confirm this statement as true
Nice
My dad grounded me for wasting soap and I had to sit in my room for a couple hours
It's all fun and games till you accidentally make mustard gas and have your apartment building evacuated
Local child makes mustard gas, says "I was just making magic potions in my bathroom!"
Is this the guy who brought his whole computer into the bathroom to watch porn and then wipes with his joycons?
When he started doing the soundboard bit my mind automatically went: Back when army of two first came out
still one of my favorite bits
You died again?
You died again?
*gets flashback. “Denz was a talented swordsman”
@@doodguytheblank2403 denz was a talented swordsman, but that was before the plague hit
"It's me, Bugleberry."
Local streamer believes that zooming in improves audio quality.
well duh, it’s closer of course it would be louder
You left out the part where Jerma pitch-shifted his voice to just the spot where he sounded uncannily like a girl version of jerma and the entire chat erupted into Kreygasms, that was so good jermaPluto
shit i really wanna fuckin see that
@@pole8740 dude same
Got a timestamp?
TIMESTAMP NOW
@@gordonf5553 Pretty sure it was like, 2 hours and 10 minutes into the stream. or 2 hours and 9 minutes, im not completely sure
I remember being fascinated reading about the French people overthrowing Kronos and forcing him to commit cannibalism during the French Revolution
"He's now going to rant about vegetables for 6 minutes"
32:33 “When you fry up some onions, its mushrooms”
Literal psycho streamer
he said "and some", that's his dialect I think
@@Baba-yv6ml wrong
@@jarrenation8645 wrong
Pipboy vs Breen, Pipboy vs Breen, everybody wants to see it happen
"When you fry up some onions and some mushrooms"
I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places. - Jerma985 2020
LMAO holy shit
Jerma would win the US election.
Jerma, whisper. My mom's in the room.
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!
someone in chat: "i'm pretty sure Kronos was the god of time."
Jerma: "Shut your mouth. I *know* that wasn't his thing because that's what he did in Video Game."
He IS incredibly confident about his Greek Myth knowledge for someone who confused Odysseus for Kronos
I mean _technically_ he's right because Kronos was a titan, not a god. The idea he was conveying was totally off though.
wasn't Jerma in a game about greek mythology as like the demi-god of Horses under Poseidon
Apotheon
@@hambor12 He IS a gamer god after all
Chronos was time, Saturn was the Titan, their syncretization was Kronos
Jerma going on cam and there being EVEN MORE funko pops is leading me to believe one stream he'll turn the cam on and his entire wall will be covered in them
i love the reference to coffee, cheetos, chicken at 4:15
Honestly thought I was the only one who did the "magic potions" thing when I was a kid. I now relate to Jerma on a godlike level
Literal proof that all future streams may be pre-recorded.
You move incredibly fast sir. 13 hours and we already have the highlights
I just saw the archive uploaded the VOD, the mad man literally did it before the archive uploaded.
If Jerma doesn't re enact the Mc DLT ad on the next green screen stream my disappointment will be immeasurable.
Greek Mythology vs. French Revolution is the greatest crossover of all time.
You I like your pfp
Jeremy Elbertson stars in his hit new movie 'Comedy Detective: To +2 or to -2'
i like the addition of being able to see the chat during certain parts, keep up the good work
alternate title: the pre-recorded stream
That's how this was uploaded so fast
You're not Jerma 3rd, you're like Jerma 1.5...th
Jerma 5'3
@@theshoeburger brootal
K. K. Slider, Daft Punk and Jeremy Harrington, all join together to perform song called "Daft Duck".
Honestly your work just keeps getting better and better, i can see that you put a lot of work into these , specially how you include chat in some parts, just make sure not to overwork yourself kay? love your edits.
This is like a slip into psychosis. Like when you can’t tell the difference between dreams and reality
Adding chat really helps add the chaotic reactions of viewers he's talking to in rants. It's hilarious.
YOU UPLOADED THIS BEFORE THE STREAM ARCHIVE UPLOADED THE VOD WTF
u tryna get wifed up??
I like how he talks about making a burger the same way he talks about wiping his ass after taking a dump
i love the occasional addition of chat in the vid, great work :)
Chat making fun of Jerma’s zits was really mean :c
That damn Tom & Jerry part had me in stitches to the point that my cheeks were hurting, so funny!
Jerma turning bright red with anger over tomatoes and lettuce at the end is totally justified. if I was thirsty I'd order a drink, get that shit off my burger.
I swear I don't understand what he's talking about half of the time
I hope Jerma is happy, I walked around my house today saying "I need a NEEEEEEWWW TRAILER" to myself.
jerma has experiences and memories that are just normal enough to be real but out there enough that no one can relate
Yeetus TRANSporteetus
Superb observation
It’s like he’s an alien trying to come up with a human backstory to blend in but he doesn’t quite perfect it.
That one comment "Lego hair" around 35:45
“Did steven speilberg 3d-print all the bones in his house?” Sound like an ai-generated sentence.
Take words from jerma: If you’re good at something never do it for free. In all seriousness, love the channel keep doing what you’re doing.
You can skip to any part of this video and have literally no idea what in sam hell's happening
jerma is family guy writer
he really does sound like tom lmfao
9:12 he finally got to live out his toilet streaming dreams in the Dollhouse stream! Love seeing him win!
It was dope to have the chat up for the comedy bits, keep up the good work
6:01 I like that jerma seems to think that the smite gods cannot be based in any way on actual mythology
Jerma's burger recipe sounded so fucking delicious but chat shitted on him because they have to.
i swear you make these while the stream is going to be getting them out this quickly. keep up the great work jack!
7:55 guys i just got here. what's going on????
12:15 You drinking a potion like that would explain quite a lot.
35:38 dude saying "Bite harder you fucking infant" had me dying, holy shit
Just discovered this channel a few days ago and I just gotta say, I really love how you integrate chat into a lot of jerma's jokes.
Hopefully all that drama gets settled and stuff goes back to normal :)
Oh man these new little intros before the video are a really nice touch
Godspeed you magnificent bastard you crank these out with extreme gusto and style
Odysseys is from a Greek Poem and Kronos is the *Titan* of time
Jerma’s descent into sound board insanity is probably the scariest Jerma moment
love it when i go into the comments and zone out for a bit, then go back up and he's still on the same bit
OMG! So many good moments in this one! :D
chat is a massive hypocrite when he talks about bringing phones/switch to the bathroom
im so glad i saw this live
this stream set our species back atleast 2 months
Jerma king of bits
This stream really got me hankering to go to mcdonalds and meet up with the local crack dealer there
Holy shit that soundboard bit is the funniest thing i've heard all year
honestly jerma's burger was just fine, i have no clue why everyone was trippin
He's somehow the most Sane crazy person
Lettuce and tomato is necessary on a burger. Don’t listen to the man who puts warheads in S tier.
if your gonna put greens on a burger do spinach lettuce is just gross
Jerma is holding off streaming with Ster again until he's sure his soundboard will be a decent match, not knowing that Ster has long since abandoned his quest for soundboard power.
15:15
Gamer level: Platinum
coffeeeeeeeeee, cheeeetooooos, chickennnnnnnnnnnn
I like to think that "Jerma Poop Gamer" was the original name on his birth certificate, but he had it changed for an easier life.
People joke about it all the time, and finally an actual prerecorded stream
Jerma is very good at replicating actual insanity
Thank you for including chat in certain parts
This whole thing was like a fever dream...
Were locked in here with Jerma, there's no Bobby Flay here.
Ah yes, potion making. A fond memory of my childhood
This is a peak Jerma stream
GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THE SNEEZE WAS
What subway has kale?
Incredible speed
kronos is the name of my work timesheet/scheduler
Daft punk lyrics:
Harder, Longer, Bigger, Girthier
Veinier, Redder, Thicker, Meatier
I can't stop thinking about that title
That’s a fantastic whip cream sound.
Streamer gets tased and arrested trying to entertain Bobby Flay
hey Jack just wanted to say that you got a lot of love tonight in chat if you weren't aware :jermaHeart:
That burger sounds incredible tho
How the hell did he make that whipped cream sound?
that bit about making magic potions brought so many memories back...
i thought i was the only one
really liked mixing up mommy's face wash with the beads in them with some toothpaste...
edit: i dont relate to that part about holding poop in, absolute psycho
Ah yes, Kronos from the French Revolution
I need those jerma sound clips
at mcdonalds~