MythicalSausage's hit new song: "Ship Nature Wives because Your Ship is Deeeeead"

Sausage would like to remind you that YOUR SHIP IS DEAD and you should ship his OTP instead. Because Sausage is biased against dead people.
This is a weird fandom to be in, with Sausage's +20 in Fandom Perception.
(RIP to flower husbands, ranchers, desert duo, I'll never forget you)
source: he goes on for awhile, starts around here, song is at the end: www.youtube.co...