.Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
I love your videos please never stop.your better then every TH-camr I saw.you just need to learn how to make good thumbnail and title that attraction people to it. NEVER STOP
Don't do drugs kids. 0:02
:P
Peacefulboss he's just eating oreo
2986: oreos are now making people gay and drunk
@Hurdle GamingXD OH GOD!
PeacefulBoss jingxin then you buy a Oreo house
Jazff back at it with the puns every 10 seconds
6:24 E X P A N D O N G
OMG thanks Jazff!!!
Nebula 128 8=============================D
You're creepy
THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN DELETED DONT SUBSCRIBE it wasn’t your name I typed it out myself
@@markushenrich21what
6:23 *E X P A N D D O N G*
6:25 (Clapping) Excellent.
AND MOISTURIZE THE- no
Nice to meet you *e x p a n d d o n g*
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6:24
To be honest this is one of the best videos I saw in my childhood, thank you for making this masterpiece.
.Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
lol
My favorite part was when jazff was savage and how can you say no to shrek
Glad you liked those parts, burgerpants :)
jazff you make me so happy when im sad, you always do puns and PUN-ISH johnny and bonzi
Aw man, I'm glad these videos of mine can make you happy :)
Hey Jazff,oh finally you make the Video! this is funny, For the Shaolin!! XD, But i wanna to see Johnny in this year too eh..
Hi Alonzo :)
Yes Johnny will be here later :)
Ok Thank you, My best Friend
Hello mk fan
this is the hands down best sequel ever
Yee :D
Nice effects, they're really effective :D
wait what
Your editing is getting better every video
Thank you!
forgot this channel existed for a while....
yup this is gonna be a wild ride.
Thanks for remembering my channel exists :p
True
YASS!
Also RIP electro love pota *two*
BONZI BUDDY IN GMOD 3! HIS REVENGE!
I like how you just shove the Oreo sleeve into your mask thingy lol
Jazff : some of my videos might be 18+
Me : *TRIGGERED*
I'll try to keep it Un-NSFW :p
*[INTENSE CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]*
Edit : *OMG I GOT A HEART YES THANK YOU* 🥰
Your back! Yes! I thought I would have to watch Ali a
:P
3:59 Therapist: Fat Bonzi Citizen can't hurt you he doesn't exist
Fat Bonzi Citizen:
Lol :)
8:03 something you wish to say bonzi? W O W
"how your subs endure your puns?"
easy! jazff's videos always makes me laugh a lot,its the best cure for depression and wrath
aww, thanks dude :)
Jazff Gaming whats the song at 10:13
True
Bonzi’s "WOW" is cursed
yay, another video from Jazff :D
Top 10 sequels we got but didn't deserve
Lol :D
I love your videos please never stop.your better then every TH-camr I saw.you just need to learn how to make good thumbnail and title that attraction people to it.
NEVER STOP
Thanks, I always appreciate these kind of encouraging comments :)
I'll try to use gmod ragdoll posing and learn photo editing for better thumbnails
bonzi: yo mama jokes are highly ineffective aganist me
also him: your mom
Like it on boss Jazff! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
“You better not turn this place into Noah’s ark for animated characters” - bonzi 2019
Tip:you can unfreeze things by pressing R and you can freeze things by pressing right mouse button
Thanks for the tip :)
Christs sake man
Im big boned
lol :)
Im big boned too
I'm big boned too
@@Jazff LOL
Bonzi
That one's so cool I could make a sparta remix out of it.
Sign "don't actually drink bleach"
Me: drinks it anyway
Also me:*puking out my intestines*
Also me:ded
Bruh, mega F
@@Jazff XD
"okay" *voice breaks* GOD FUUUU-
*take 2*
Finnaly! i was waiting for this video!
dude i can still see the oreo's pack in that hat
Yeah, I didn't remove it immediately, let them digest for a while :p
K
I am glad you got 35K subscribers really.... 'FEAAST'
Thanks :P
Thanks.
BTW Nice Indian accent.
The first two were so funny I desperately need a part 3.
Also #OopsieHappens
Glad you want to see more, I guess you could count the area 51 video as part 3 :)
Now this is Beautiful.
Thanks, You!
4:00 check the music’s title if you forgot
Thankfully you're back
Glad you're happy I'm back, Ryan :)
YOU'RE BACK
*😩epic live action😩*
:D
this is a masterpice
thenkoo
NICE *EDIT!!!* :D
Hey Can I Make A Gmod Animation For You? :)
Thanks, yeah I'd love that :)
@@Jazff and if you want we can collab (my voice is pretty deep)
Pretty cool
Thank yoo
BONZI?!!!!!! WHY ARE YOUR JAZFF
JUST LIKE A EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!
Nice vid! :D
Edit: Also, this made me laugh! :D
Thanks man :)
Bonzi died, because he was a citizen since u transformed him, if you did not he would not die
Alright I see. As usual, the lives of the ordinary citizens are of no value :(
Jazff Gaming omg I dint expect you to reply XD
now this is epic
Hai Pap Jun!
hello,jazzy boi.
This is AWESOME 😂👌
Thanks :)
I agree
where is the part jazff become a unicorn?
Ay Derp!
I'm already a unicorn, I just shave my horn :p
Ah,that makes a lot of sense now
Jazff Gaming is that why you have A FUCHKING SIT ON YOUR uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh 69?
read more
Jazff Gaming whats the song at 10:13 Jazff
der Berg
I love this video this is so nostalgic but i have a question so bonzi teleported you because of oreo
That's like 3.60% of the reason why
Yay another video! Please make another video of mad2
Yes I will after a while :)
Jazff Gaming ok I have mad2 aswell on my fathers computer
My new favorite anime
do another one with bonzi in gmod!!!
❤️💞💗💖💕
Glad you linked the map, this one looks fun
Yeah it's a pretty cool and large one
You ate oreos without me??
*K I L L H I M*
Sorry man go get your own Oreo's :p
the wait was worth the horse mask
Lol :D
*insert funny,creative and original comment*
*insert punny, reply*
I still watch every single bit of his videos because this mans humour level is over PewDiePie and I laugh for like 5 mins on funny jokes
Btw I'm the guy that comments on like most Ur view and u reply
Glad you think I'm THAT funny :D
And thanks for commenting after a long time :)
Jazff’s so underrated
Glad you think so dude :)
And nice cover photo on your channel, lol
Jazff Gaming Thanks!
Ikr
YAY i love gmod
Me too :)
@@Jazff jazff i love the vids and also i have my own bonzi sadly
Take bad care of him :P
If you don't already you should get the WAC mod and how did you spawn in the food??
I used this mod for the food - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=108024198
Thanks for suggesting WAC :)
Thanks for making more content
Thanks for watching my content :)
i can see oreos in jazff's mouth when he was at the GMOD World and then the next its gone
like if you see it
HI BOYOS IM FROM THE PREMIER
I have that gmod map :D
It's a good map :)
Especially the underground stuff
You respond to my comment :O
I honestly run from scp 096 in gm_genesis
EXCUSE ME BUT WAS THE SMALL ORANGE TEXT REALLY NEEDED
This was a great video, though
RIP Shrek 3
Sorry I can't help myself from making those jokes :p
So long, Shek
Your channel is just T series if it was good
lol :)
So, not T-Series?
So Pewdiepie
Bonzi still owes you oreos
YOUR BACK
No I'm Jazff! :p
Miss you jazff, I watched you 2 years ago
Thanks for coming back to the channel after so long :)
WHERE IS POOTAATOO... did it got ate along with oreos.?!?! Find out in next episode! *insert theme song here*
hehe :)
@@Jazff :D
premiere boys, rise uP!
Bonzi is the reason why aliens don't find us, they won't be able to handle his power.
Almost as powerful as the shagster
Shaggy would have to use 15% of his power
Good you’re back.
:D
This is so funny😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Thanks :)
Electric love potato in GMod
11:26 His name isn't Cars 2, it's Lightning McQueen.
Ah shit my bad :p
Bonzi breaks the Internet
4:24 😂
Hi Thijs, thanks for always watching my vids :)
Your back its nice to see s new video
Thanks for seeing it :)
4:27 DEEZ NUTZ
YES
I mean he ate the new Extra Stuffed Dimensional Oreo so obviously people want it.
Limited stock too, so..
Bonzi in gmod 3 //5 nights at bonzi’s
1:17 lol you couldhave it just keep wishing
6:32 is the funniest part
Glad you liked that part :D
jazff if you computer lagging use Bucket's Optimizations V2 it just a lag free mod
Thanks for telling me about it :)
6:36 Made me laugh a lot #Makespoopooahardboi
#StopThat
-Bonzi Buddy
Bonzi : W O W !
I subscribed into TH-cam premium only to download your vids
Edit: I forgot to type "XD"
Really?
Wow thanks a lot :)
İ bought g mod bc u funny so that makes good ideas
Thanks :) hope you enjoy the game
@@Jazff :)
Wow bonzi is a genie
Horse vs Gorilla who would’ve thought
Remember your old half life command commands video lmao
Yeah I watched it the other day, a bit embarrassing xp
Haven't in a while xP
OH MY GOD GMOD YESSSS
JAZFF MAKE A VIDEO USE SPARTAN KICK AND SPIDERMAN ADDON PLZZ!!
Thanks for suggesting :)
@@Jazff hehe
Hi
Yo
Who needs double triple trucies ?