With Glistening Fur and Shimmering Scales, A creature of water and oceanic tales Vaporeon, I adore your aqueous grace Your beauty, your power shines in every place With fins and aqua jets, you swim with ease Gliding through currents with greatest of ease Aqua Ring and Hydro Pump evoke aquatic splendor Your move pure poetry and a true epicenter I ask myself what more could I need In this liquid dream I plant my seed Vaporeon, you embody elegance and power (NO CUT THE FEED) through shower So here's to you Vaporeon My favorite eeveelution I cherish your nature and aquatic solution May you swim through challenges and never feel distressed And may you continue to inspire with your majestic finesse
I still can't believe the Twitch admins banned him live on air and then made him do a public apology. Good thing Jerma and Strippin were there to help him through it. He was a wreck from crying so much.
@@racerdawg86Correct but that's the wrong pokemon. It's a Mightyena. It isn't better tho because in the next game in the series the woman is hanging out with a poocheyena which means she probably fucked it
I just wanna say holy shit, I'm so sorry that the TH-cam algorithm is screwing you over on your other Pokemon Fusion video. These are some of the funniest ones you've ever made, I'd hate to see your editing have to change out of necessity.
Professor Oak be like: Part 1: don't worry young trainer, humans don't become pokemon after death... Part 2: I'll tell you a short story about Phantumps...
Criken made oak talk like a kid trying to reach the word count on his science paper while throwing in random vocab from the textbook to make it seem like he actually read through it
6:01 when he said "it's the Squirtle squad!" It triggered my PTSD from losing an open tournament registration in CSGO (3 to 16) against a semi pro team with that name
12:20 I’ve been watching the VODs to go to sleep because I’ve been stressed recently, and I had finally dropped off and was in a dream when this segment started. At first it was incorporated into my dream, but hearing The Phrase woke me up laughing my head off and I had to check it was real. Cursed but it was nice to wake up laughing
Professor Oak trying to prove that he's a professor by using important sounding words is one of the true highlights of this video. The voice sounding like Jordan Peterson definitely makes it a lot funnier.
timestamps of my favorites for personal use :) 1:41 - what the fuck is he saying 4:00 - can i join team rocket? 4:39 - Prof roleplays disapproval 5:04 - fucker looks badass 6:29 - yet another unfortunate fusion name feat. squirtle 12:17 - the poem incident
the night of this stream... I was watching while high af, laying in bed, nearly half asleep... when Oak said his poem, I yelled aloud similar to Criken, wondering if we misheard him or what. Absolutely legendary.
The fact that the "What does a Legendary Pokémon say when it fuses with another Legendary?" joke took me out really tells me how broken my humour is now.
Griseed being brought out and instantly died cracked me up lol
looks like a grimmer that decided to shove his head in a cheese grater but its too small for his whole body so he now just uses it like a helmet.
I hate that the AI is so good at rhyming but chose to use it for evil
Especially when it rhymes ease with ease.
@@MCG55555 it rhymed ease with ease with ease
@@gormros but technically ease DOES rhyme with ease
Evilution.
"In this liquid dream I plant my seed."
Beautiful. 👌😩
I love how Professor Oak is just constantly gaslighting Criken
With Glistening Fur and Shimmering Scales,
A creature of water and oceanic tales
Vaporeon, I adore your aqueous grace
Your beauty, your power shines in every place
With fins and aqua jets, you swim with ease
Gliding through currents with greatest of ease
Aqua Ring and Hydro Pump evoke aquatic splendor
Your move pure poetry and a true epicenter
I ask myself what more could I need
In this liquid dream I plant my seed
Vaporeon, you embody elegance and power
(NO CUT THE FEED) through shower
So here's to you Vaporeon
My favorite eeveelution I cherish your nature and aquatic solution
May you swim through challenges and never feel distressed
And may you continue to inspire with your majestic finesse
The power of “in this liquid dream I plant my seed” is too great
I think the missing line might be "as a pokemon you're a true shower"
@@desgoyomama3274 the shower of gold. JK, that'd be too far =)
It would've been fine if the mf didn't mention seed 😩
This video really makes you FEEL like you're in a liquid dream.
Giggity
Did you know that-
💀
There was a Professor Oak before this and a Professor Oak after this. He will never be the same.
I still can't believe the Twitch admins banned him live on air and then made him do a public apology. Good thing Jerma and Strippin were there to help him through it. He was a wreck from crying so much.
Dark times indeed, friend
Real Twitch moment.
What happened?
Wait, when did this happen?
Dude. fuck twitch
In this liquid dream
I will plant my seed
Vaporeon gracefully
NO NONONONO
Cease
And
Desist
@@OrificeHorus ey its worse in actual pokemon canon like the old woman who’s bf is a literal houndoom
@@racerdawg86 White woman moment.
@@racerdawg86Correct but that's the wrong pokemon. It's a Mightyena. It isn't better tho because in the next game in the series the woman is hanging out with a poocheyena which means she probably fucked it
Babe wake up
A new Vaporeon copypasta just dropped
In terms of making poems about eveelusions. Vaporeon is the most compatible with making a poem about.
I just wanna say holy shit, I'm so sorry that the TH-cam algorithm is screwing you over on your other Pokemon Fusion video. These are some of the funniest ones you've ever made, I'd hate to see your editing have to change out of necessity.
Professor Oak be like:
Part 1: don't worry young trainer, humans don't become pokemon after death...
Part 2: I'll tell you a short story about Phantumps...
2:40 I like that the guy literally just turned himself into Rhino from Spider-Man
totally forgot about that thank you
Criken made oak talk like a kid trying to reach the word count on his science paper while throwing in random vocab from the textbook to make it seem like he actually read through it
Somehow I also received psychic damage from prof.oaks awful jokes lol
+ added damage when the jokes he said are told back and he hates them
Let him plant his seed
Griseed is already a new favorite chatacter.
God these streams are bonkers and I love how these encapulate the chaos so well XD
Professor Oak I don't think thats ethical
Demented Professor Oak is officially canon
Criken legit one of the best streamers out there now.
6:01 when he said "it's the Squirtle squad!" It triggered my PTSD from losing an open tournament registration in CSGO (3 to 16) against a semi pro team with that name
I cannot approve Ai Oak rhyming ease with ease in his poem.
Pure poetry
My favorite Oak answers are the ones where he’s being super passive aggressive for no reason
Never thought I'd see Professor Oak go full, "I NEED SCISSORS! 61!"
honestly professor oak sounds like ben shapiro
hypothetically if i were to fuse with a pokemon....
I need someone to make AI ben Shapiro read the new Vaporeon copypasta
Let's say, hypothetically, that Vaporeons were real...
You know what must be done. A Vaporeon Ferroseed fusion.
We found out why each Gen has a new Professor 😵💫
Professor Oak more like Professor WOKE cause that vaporeon poem will keep me the fuck up tonight. What an amazing age we live in.
12:20 I’ve been watching the VODs to go to sleep because I’ve been stressed recently, and I had finally dropped off and was in a dream when this segment started. At first it was incorporated into my dream, but hearing The Phrase woke me up laughing my head off and I had to check it was real. Cursed but it was nice to wake up laughing
Is that the liquid dream?
@@xXRickTrolledXx my dream was not liquid, but now that you’ve said that I’m so glad oak didn’t corrupt my subconscious
The range of emotions as soon as Vaporeon was said, lmfao.
I love how the Pokémon battle theme cues exactly when the terrifying poem mentions Vaporeon.
Professor Oak trying to prove that he's a professor by using important sounding words is one of the true highlights of this video. The voice sounding like Jordan Peterson definitely makes it a lot funnier.
“In the future all humor will he randomly generated.”
-Larry
timestamps of my favorites for personal use :)
1:41 - what the fuck is he saying
4:00 - can i join team rocket?
4:39 - Prof roleplays disapproval
5:04 - fucker looks badass
6:29 - yet another unfortunate fusion name feat. squirtle
12:17 - the poem incident
100% ethical.
AI Oak, the true chaotic neutral
Django evolving just to get killed by the same attack AGAIN really made my day xD
I feel like Zuown was the harbinger to warn us of Oak's deep, dark Vaporeon fantasies.
Kid you not I was searching to see if there was a new Criken video as this was notified to me
Watching the Oak AI talk in silence feels like that meme format of someone explaining vs gigachad
the night of this stream... I was watching while high af, laying in bed, nearly half asleep... when Oak said his poem, I yelled aloud similar to Criken, wondering if we misheard him or what. Absolutely legendary.
Holy shit that vaporeon poem killed me.
5:05 what fusion even made this???
i love the absolute straight face Prof oak has at 13:12, no shame in his eyes at all
Holy hell Oak got some bars
Please never stop making these vids for those of us who can't watch streams lol
10:20 LMAO
They need to include fusion accidents so we can see what happens when things _really_ go wrong.
Anything with Grimer evos is radioactive mistakes
Professor oak making a how i met your mother reference is golden
12:22 I think Criken found prof. Oak… XXX prom; 50 shades of blue. 😂😂😂
Someone's gonna animate the Griseed bits 😂
Griseed had me in tears. Jesus, I don't know why that got me so bad.
Bro they've basically made Oak into a Pokémon Ben Shapiro, at least that's what he sounds like to me.
😂 OMG this series is even funnier with Criken giving voices to some of his abominations--I mean, pokemon friends
I love how everyone always asks "wait what happened to Rhydon?"
AI Oak needs a Thirst Aid Kit
12:45 THAT CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can't believe Criken got fucking killed by the twitch cops.
I love Ben Shapiro Prof Oak
Professor Oak is thirsty for Vaporeon.
I will never be the same after Prof. Oak ruined our innocence
#plantMySeed
I cant wait to for the video where oak has the pidgey poem and gets assassinated
These were some of my favorite streams because Oak was just entirely out of pocket the whole time
That Krookodile/Typhosion was actually pretty good. I'm not a fan of Krookodile based on appearance and that made it much cooler.
someone please post the entire professor oak poem LMFAO
Bro is that a million subs? I've been here for 10 years I swear. Wtf good hustle.
Yo, i remember your criken fun house! Those would make me laugh bro. Oh how time flies.
This stream was sinful, I'm glad Criken included the vaporeon clip
Absolutely love Griseed
8:10 is Charborgs spirit pokemon
Now to upgrade Oak even more.
Now that's what I call content
We all knew it would happen sooner or later.
That’s so griseed
professor oak is fr out of pocket with the Vaporeon poem
The fact that the "What does a Legendary Pokémon say when it fuses with another Legendary?" joke took me out really tells me how broken my humour is now.
Damned AI going back on itself. NOW who's inconsistent and makes zero logical sense? Effin AI, man.
Oak wants to hydro PUMPING that Vaporeon
NO
the griseed got me howling, lmao
I love how first time In my life Seeing Criken Getting demonitised by this Vaporien xD
legion wait for it dairy
I feel like Griseed is going to become a new emote.
i cant believe criken fucking died, those twitch mods are going too far
Literally just one of the flying skull enemies from the game DOOM
Oak really needs his tablets
BIG Griseed fan
AI Oak made a How I Met Your Mother reference WHAT?!
Zuown is a Zubat and Unown xD
So, uh... How long... is Professor Oak alone in that lab of his again?...
Zuown is a Terraria throwing weapon.
I need more of this lol
no sleep
PLEASE W
i missed when neo edited ur vids no cap
griseed totally sounds like that
Professor oak sounds like ben shapiro
Wouldnt make sense for twitch to ban criken since all that twitch cares about is money.