In waters deep, where ripples play. A shimmering marvel finds its way. Vaporeon emerges, enchanting the scene. Elegant and sleek, a waterborne queen. To Cortana, precious company, a seamless unity. A bond of compatibility, a remarkable harmony.
if i told my 8 yr old self back when HALO:CE first came out that 20 years in the future i would be watching a video of a guy playing HALO:CE except its mario kart halo and cortana is reading out a chocolate chip cookie recipe while you race i think my mind would have just shat itself. what a time to be alive!
Not like it's been a built in feature in millions of phones and computers for over a decade now. Edit: on that note, just found out the Cortana assistant was discontinued on phones 2 years ago, weird.
this was the coolest thing i have ever seen on a stream, i just went and watched the entire thing and this video sums up really well what happened, the only thing it's missing is the part where they are on the flood level and find the marine with PTSD and criken asks cortana how to talk him down from killing himself and she comes up with this really long compassionate and thoughtful message to say to him and while she is saying it charborg just straight up murders the marine with a diamond minecraft sword LMAO. I implore you to go watch the full stream if you liked this video, it's wild, cortana slowly goes nuts and starts saying made up words and unhinged things
Honestly, like with the Pokemon game, the AI is just kind of in the way. Like, I watch Criken's stuff because HES funny and I want to see HIM do stuff, not an AI.
The chatgpt stuff makes this less entertaining to me. I watch this channel for your comedy, not for IP theftbot to regurgitate the same thing it regurgitates to anyone elses inputs
"Hey Cortana - can you read me a poem based on your favorite eevee-lution?"
Cortana's Favorite Eevee is probably Espeon if I had to guess, so uuh, have a feild day with that.
In waters deep, where ripples play.
A shimmering marvel finds its way.
Vaporeon emerges, enchanting the scene.
Elegant and sleek, a waterborne queen.
To Cortana, precious company, a seamless unity.
A bond of compatibility, a remarkable harmony.
@@Leadvest “a bond of compatibility” WHAT.
@@dfprod. 😈
if i told my 8 yr old self back when HALO:CE first came out that 20 years in the future i would be watching a video of a guy playing HALO:CE except its mario kart halo and cortana is reading out a chocolate chip cookie recipe while you race i think my mind would have just shat itself. what a time to be alive!
your younger self would've thought you were vaporbluffing 100%, no way you could've known the kind of healthy timebounds you'd be in today
@@MonkeGeorge lucky guess
It’s really is crazy to think about. This was my childhood and to see it more than what it is, is mind boggling.
Those Cortana jokes were actually pretty good ngl.
Her roast of Spark was surprisingly accurate lol
She said about Sgt Johnson "The only thing faster than his trigger finger is his receding hairline"
Yo that cortana ai is like SCARILY good.
I actually want it and I'm still scared of AI
Only a matter of time until we build God out of AI, my friend.
Only a matter of time.
someone said she sounded like AOC and now i cant unhear it.
It helps that they released the Cortana Voice, so they could actually use that for the AI
Not like it's been a built in feature in millions of phones and computers for over a decade now.
Edit: on that note, just found out the Cortana assistant was discontinued on phones 2 years ago, weird.
Cortana: "I'm secretly a traitor. Just kidding."
People who know:
"I'm secretly a traitor. Just kidding! Unless..."
Every Halo after 3 isn't part of my head canon.
Personally, I love getting drenched into healthier timebounds.
sorry, I have no idea what that means, I was just vaporbluffing.....
Vaporbluffing about timebounds are we?
Getting drenched in Cortana's timebound vaporbluffs 🤤
These AI co-hosts streams are like, the only few VODs i've ever watched in their entirety, they are so painfully funny.
These Cursed halo VODs are amazing
"Painfully funny" is the perfect description for this experience. Lol
Cortana invents gaslighting
char cutting off on "oh the flood? you mean like *the thing* ?" is fucking hilarious
Criken and Charborg gotta be one of my favourite couples.
Do you mean Kraken and Charborg ?
I think you mean Kraken and Charborg and Cortana are your favorite throuple.
@@tippytops5032 but what are they?
Do you mean Chief and Charborg?
Criken and Oats were my fav back in the day
I love that somehow the Cortana ai had better jokes than Prof Oak
Man I hate it when I get drenched into healthier timebounds.
Ah yes my favorite part of Mario kart when Mario and yoshi get hit by a bob-omb and Mario quickly punches yoshi in the face before continuing the race
this was the coolest thing i have ever seen on a stream, i just went and watched the entire thing and this video sums up really well what happened, the only thing it's missing is the part where they are on the flood level and find the marine with PTSD and criken asks cortana how to talk him down from killing himself and she comes up with this really long compassionate and thoughtful message to say to him and while she is saying it charborg just straight up murders the marine with a diamond minecraft sword LMAO. I implore you to go watch the full stream if you liked this video, it's wild, cortana slowly goes nuts and starts saying made up words and unhinged things
And Criken is even redder then the first time, he had way too much again.
Too much of the legal dank?
Or is it alcohol?
@@Arashi257 too much red
@@clonegoat I see.
His timebounds were clearly not very healthy, otherwise he would've been drenched and not reddened
the clip @ 12:00 had me absolutely **reeling**
that's THE funniest turnabout i've ever seen from an AI
5:47 fell into the freakin backrooms lol,
I also really like the “what happening!?!”
hey im not startin' anything but if AI Cortana and AI Oak threw down in the ring... i know Cortana's clearing
Dude, the fact that InfernoPlus made a gun that literally crashes your game is hilarious. Highest stakes gameplay of all time.
Omg the addition of the ai to these videos is so good 😂
I want to see Cortana speak with Professor Oak
LMAO vaporbluff is just BLUFF That is fucking hilarious
AI Cortana is way more likable than AI Professor Oak lmao
Man that AI is scary good.
Them looking at flood and having her responding correct was dope
1:20 that was cute
What a sweetheart she is omg
No joke I vaporbluff all the time
Where can we go to learn or to access our own Cortana/talking bot version
9:56 damn! Now that’s a Easter egg
I think im going to incorporate Vaporbluff in my daily vocabulary
a yes anything with charborg and criken is GURANTEED to be magically great so HERE WE GO.
How do you get that Cortana AI?
Tell me if you ever find out.
What did Icarus say when he flew too close to the sun?
--- 6:07 ---
12:00 was unexpected
"What are we?" Lmfaooo
YOU KILLED HER!
1:23
Is it me or did the TTS sample the 'Char' from Zoey's "Charger!" callout?
How does one access this ai? I would love to do some research on it!
it's just chatGPT put through a text-to-speech + an animated avatar. It's explained in Charborgs RE4 AI video.
@@entityknownevil0 Oh awesome, thanks for the reply!
6:10 Banished to the Backrooms
"DELETES HER PROMPT" hahahahah
Lore of Cursed Halo Again: Halo Kart Grand Prix (ft. Charborg and AI Cortana) Momentum 100
How do I get the Cortana AI, I need it
This is my favorite kind of content 😂🧡
Jesus crust I remember watching you when God death run JUST became a thing.
HOW COULD YOU!
cortana looks into crikens porn folder oh god no
Ive missed Criken's videos
wish i knew the voice option in jibberjabbey to get it to sound like her
Man where can I get this
Love it
“I’ll only have fun if I win!” is one of the truest lines I’ve ever heard.
5:42 haha xD
Mr. Halo!
Looks fun ngl
You vaporbluffing me bro?
Need me a Cortana unit, best friend for life!
He is still red
Been with your channel since Left 4 dead fuuny moments
You look like jack black 😃
Why does every AI model have some Halo Elite hand?!
Comedy Gold
how are they using te AI?
Why do neither this or CHRBRGs videos mention where the AI actually came from? Is it a secret?
I want this how do I get this program!!!!
How do I get this Cortana AI?
If you ever find out tell me too
Does anyone know how to get cortana ai for our own playthrough?
Need more of this and AI companions, so funny 😂
what ai are they using
How can I get an ai like this?
Simp for Cortana
how can i do this, this would be so funny
Damn not even ai wemen want him or me
I can't wait to get an desktop computer
Hey criken been a while, saw someone play the new outlast trials game and it made me think of you and the crew. You should check it out.
Not enough spin kicks
I'm so glad I got to be there for this. 😂
Or am I just vaporbluffing?
Elde?
oorah
He got redder
I think cortana's alive 😢
Honestly, like with the Pokemon game, the AI is just kind of in the way. Like, I watch Criken's stuff because HES funny and I want to see HIM do stuff, not an AI.
Why do all the A.i models do all those stupid hand motions
V
Haven't seen Criken2 for a loong time. Back in 2013 Criken2 look like the average Netflix Teen, now he look like a sex offender.
im kinda getting sick of the AI co-pilot videos...
The chatgpt stuff makes this less entertaining to me. I watch this channel for your comedy, not for IP theftbot to regurgitate the same thing it regurgitates to anyone elses inputs
Who asked?
@@FPClarks Me >:)
@@FPClarks It's the comment section, I can say whatever I damn well please.
@@potatosordfighter666based
@@potatosordfighter666 Who asked?