One night before a big sandlot baseball game the ghost Babe Ruth came out of my bedroom closet and gave me a pep talk. He also told me not to listen to my teachers and parents when it came to booze, hookers and tobacco. Great guy.
One time I was making some pottery in the basement and my nephew comes down, points and says "uncle there's a hot bar bouncer putting his arms around you!"
I don't remember this, but both my Mom and my Aunt have told me this on separate occasions. Apparently when I was two or three years old and couldn't really speak well, both my Mom and my Aunt were sitting on the couch in our living room and I was playing with blocks on the floor. Apparently I just turned to them and spoke in perfectly clear English "My wife died on the Titanic." And then continued playing with my blocks as if it was nothing.
When my brother and I were kids, my brother had a friend at school who he was supposed to go to their house for a Sleepover after school one day. The friend didn't go to School that day because he was feeling sick, so his parents let him stay home alone while they worked. The friend was Chummy with a homeless Egyptian man with 1 arm, and the Egyptian man came over while the parents weren't home and the kid was. They wound up finding the remains of my brother's friend in poured concrete blocks in the homeless man's dwelling he was squatting at. It happened in 1998 in La Habra, CA. Some news outlets had the story around 2001.
The "Snake Neck" story sent me into a fucking panic attack. Jesus goddamn shit-balls. At the time, I was alone and my cat started staring off into the ceiling and acting weird even though nothing was up there. Talk about fucking chills.
My little brother used to always tell me that there was a black man with a white face hyperventilating six inches above his face while he tries to sleep......almost as creep as snake neck lol
i used to see a little girl in my room most nights while I was in bed tryna sleep and it terrified me until I was about 11 and then I never saw her again. I was still scared of the dark but I never saw her again. You know when you're a kid tryna sleep and you see a scary looking person in the room but then your mother comes, turns the light on and says its a jacket or something? what if kids really do see shit for real and it's not fake? but that sense goes away at a certain age?
when I was little (before kindergarten) , I used to tell my mom "I wanna go home" while we were sitting in our living room. I knew we were home I just thought it was funny to say it.
When I was maybe 4 or 5 my brothers tell me we were watching a commercial with clips of an old movie with Romans marching and I said to them “ I remember that, that’s my old life” then i told them later that war is hell. I remember saying that but I remember not knowing what it meant until I was older.
I don't know if I was imagining it or dreaming it but I used to remember chatting with my great grandmother who I remember but died when I was fairly young. I was in bed and half asleep but it happened a few times. When I told my parents they kind of shrugged it off and changed the subject pretty quickly, it seemed to bother them.
I was an early talker. I told my mom and sister that I liked my dad so much “because I was supposed to die, but he did instead”. My dad was a jerk too so there was significance to me liking him.
Here's where some of the stories Anthony was reading came from: www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing?sort=confidence
He couldn't keep a babysitter cuz the HOUSE was creepy...or his kid scared the shit outta any babysitter they got, always talking about dead people in the closet....
I remember as a kid around 4/5 I had vaughly remember a friend (imaginary I hope) in the mirror I called Mr. Smiley he was my reflection that looked like me but eyes always shut and smiling, for some reason I still don't like to look at mirrors in the dark
They say young kids can connect with things. Not gonna lie I'm laying here in the dark. That snake neck one creeped me my dad rest his soul was never a ghost believer. He was a religious man but never thought ghost where real. We use to live in an old farm house his family built back in the early 30's. One night my mom was at work and I was a toddler asleep. He said he heard the screen door slam and feet walk through the kitchen he turned to see if it was mom. He heard the feet RUN loudly back through the kitchen out the door and the screen door slamming. Mom told me the next day when she got home he was in the bed room with me and the lights on freaking out. People had died in that house. Young kids. Fucking ugh.
When I was between 5 and 10, my parents said I was having a screaming nightmare where I was speaking in full sentences and talking about how the bad people were stabbing me or something to that effect. Yeaaaa happy times 😃
When I was a kid, a little girl in my neighborhood drowned in the bathtub. Later, a kid moved into the house and I became friends with him. He said his baby sister would point at the bathroom and ceiling and say "girl."
I assume the person who was sleeping on the ceiling was just the kid re-envisioning what they saw from a clip of A Nightmare On Elm St 1, when Tina is killed in her sleep while her boyfriend Rod was sleeping in the bed roused from his sleep in terror cowering in the corner of the room on the floor, Tina is dragged up onto the ceiling by Freddy and slashed apart and blood fills the ceiling as if it were pooling on the ground. That kid is fucking creepy. I am too, but the name fits.
I don't know why, but I'm so angry at the fact that Jim thinks that audio of him splattering shit in a toilet bowl is funny, and that he felt compelled to play it for the audience.
You don’t know why? Dude I have been sick for two days and was finally eating a breakfast taco and that shot came in and then again after I skipped it. For every time he makes me laugh he pisses me off
A lot of the stories aren’t creepy. They’re kind of sweet in a morbid way because the ghosts of their dead relatives aren’t really tormenting the children they’re just playing with them.
I agree, I hate when they take callers, they never add anything. This is the ONLY time I didn't mind. Why can't people just listen and enjoy. I'm sick of this self obsessed era we live in.
That is one Twilight Zone episode I've been trying to watch for a while. It's one of the only ones not on TH-cam and I don't have Netflix to binge watch it
Aaaannndddd... they're all still atheists. Nothing wrong with that, but they deny the "other side" so vehemently it's surprising they would even review this topic. Thanks for uploading.
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One night before a big sandlot baseball game the ghost Babe Ruth came out of my bedroom closet and gave me a pep talk. He also told me not to listen to my teachers and parents when it came to booze, hookers and tobacco. Great guy.
The great bambino
The great hambino
My mom always told me when I was a baby I would always ask "is this life real?"
Jim’s laugh is therapeutic at the beginning
This is one of my all time favorite o&a breaks
The scariest thing in this video was Jim's fucken loose shit hitting the bowl! Fuck, that's terrifying!
“IM THE FUCKIN DEVIL, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS CLOSET” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fucking dying
One time I was making some pottery in the basement and my nephew comes down, points and says "uncle there's a hot bar bouncer putting his arms around you!"
I don't remember this, but both my Mom and my Aunt have told me this on separate occasions. Apparently when I was two or three years old and couldn't really speak well, both my Mom and my Aunt were sitting on the couch in our living room and I was playing with blocks on the floor. Apparently I just turned to them and spoke in perfectly clear English "My wife died on the Titanic." And then continued playing with my blocks as if it was nothing.
Is that legitimate, or is it a scene from some abstract film I've never seen?
Nope, ur lying. Ur aunt was in the kitchen at the time in question.
@@ListenToBigFace ......now I am picturing a toddler with Billy Zane's head, playing with blocks. Thank you.
@@yourdashingheroidol7909 "I have a child!"
@@MrTitneyI'M ALL SHE HAS!
Who needs that? WHO NEEDS THAT?!?
19:27 just a timestamp for me for later use
He deserved it. That guy’s story sucked
21:55 Best call
Groundhog Day joke made me smile
JIMMY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! 19:28
Funniest shit ever!
The beginning needs to be added to a Jim Norton laugh compilation
It's almost like kids make shit up.
Half of this shit they couldn't of known. That is the point
17:45 I swear at first I thought it was just Jimmy in one of his characters calling from outside the studio. Greatest mindfuck ever.
Hahaha that's insane
It was all creepy until the callers started calling in, you can tell their stories were bullshit.
When my brother and I were kids, my brother had a friend at school who he was supposed to go to their house for a Sleepover after school one day. The friend didn't go to School that day because he was feeling sick, so his parents let him stay home alone while they worked. The friend was Chummy with a homeless Egyptian man with 1 arm, and the Egyptian man came over while the parents weren't home and the kid was. They wound up finding the remains of my brother's friend in poured concrete blocks in the homeless man's dwelling he was squatting at.
It happened in 1998 in La Habra, CA.
Some news outlets had the story around 2001.
@@cinemacynic980 Sounds like it was a good time.
Stuff sounds more legit when it's read too
Dad: how do you get a girlfriend?
Kid: tell her to be my girlfriend or she won’t see her parents again
Anthony: that’s what I say
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
alright im just scared now
WHO NEEDS THAT? WHO NEEDS THAT?!?! Hahahaha fucking Ant!
The "Snake Neck" story sent me into a fucking panic attack. Jesus goddamn shit-balls. At the time, I was alone and my cat started staring off into the ceiling and acting weird even though nothing was up there. Talk about fucking chills.
Jonathan Malec Cats love doing that shit. creepy shits.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is great.
scary children, children that tell tall tales.
Sad Ketchup Gaming Gawd damn tatt-le tales!
My little brother used to always tell me that there was a black man with a white face hyperventilating six inches above his face while he tries to sleep......almost as creep as snake neck lol
That was just uncle paul.
Sleep paralysis, shit scary
i used to see a little girl in my room most nights while I was in bed tryna sleep and it terrified me until I was about 11 and then I never saw her again. I was still scared of the dark but I never saw her again. You know when you're a kid tryna sleep and you see a scary looking person in the room but then your mother comes, turns the light on and says its a jacket or something? what if kids really do see shit for real and it's not fake? but that sense goes away at a certain age?
Dogg Williams I've heard that theory before. I've also heard it's the same for dogs and cats.
The little girl in my room always winds up needing a diaper for the blood 😢
ListenToBigFace - oh, Uncle Paul!
When I was a young boy I was sleeping on the floor next to my mom and I woke up to see a gigantic bug with a human head crawling up the wall.
when I was little (before kindergarten) , I used to tell my mom "I wanna go home" while we were sitting in our living room. I knew we were home I just thought it was funny to say it.
One of their top ten bittz
Picture Norton with that sound clip of him forcing out his mud slide poopie and match it with the picture above LOL
beer shits to the untrained ear
Chippah calling out those fake callers
When I was a kid sometimes I'd wake up with the smell of sardine url and onions lingering in my nose.
All of this silliness.
well does he know the old bag is in the closet? .....god i love you jimmy
None of those stories is as unsettling as the fact that Jimmy is now married to a man.
That YYZ intro was the first riff I heard on Jan 7th. RIP Neil Peart
can't get enough of these creepy breaks
Chuck Fildren.
"SICK SICK SICK, sick fufcken puppies.
as soon as I heard "I'm playing with my friend GG" i did a spit take because i knew ant and jim were about to jump on it
Opie got A laugh..spooky
When I was maybe 4 or 5 my brothers tell me we were watching a commercial with clips of an old movie with Romans marching and I said to them “ I remember that, that’s my old life” then i told them later that war is hell. I remember saying that but I remember not knowing what it meant until I was older.
I don't know if I was imagining it or dreaming it but I used to remember chatting with my great grandmother who I remember but died when I was fairly young. I was in bed and half asleep but it happened a few times. When I told my parents they kind of shrugged it off and changed the subject pretty quickly, it seemed to bother them.
4:02 . Uncle Paul. Holy shit Jimmy 😂😂😂
The bit was great until the attention-seeking callers started telling their bullshit stories. Has a caller ever added anything to a show?
***** Especially when Ope sets up the call as being a great line and it just falls flat.
I fucking hate ever caller 99% are total Fucktards
I agree. Can't people just enjoy the show? Its not about you, worthless caller
The only ones that added anything was when ant was doing the Don West organ blow out. That was fucking funny.
I was an early talker. I told my mom and sister that I liked my dad so much “because I was supposed to die, but he did instead”. My dad was a jerk too so there was significance to me liking him.
As a child, I somehow knew I had a dead sister without being told.
Here's where some of the stories Anthony was reading came from:
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing?sort=confidence
You know when Ant is defending a dead mom and calling you a prick it's bad lol
Jim has the soupie poopies
17:43 Did anyone else think that was supposed to be uncle Paul for a minute? Sounded exactly like him and had the same name too!
Lol yeah I thought they would say something about it
19:20 gets me everytime
Opie is too cool to eat carrots. He drinks em.
My daughter once whispered in my ear “There was a zebra who died yesterday” out of nowhere when she was only 3.
>Honey & Thyme
>Honey & Thyme
>Honey & Thyme
I'm having the opposite issue as Jimmy in the beginning right now
Love the music
The guy lost his money clip then showed up 2 years later in his pillow ? Sounds like a Hebrew horror movie
Lol "snake neck"
I don't wanna name my channel that's what I call my penis
Earthworm neck you mean?
That ones great
“He’s got an apparition in his pants”
7:28 LMAO ant
21:53 the chippah call omg WTF haha
He couldn't keep a babysitter cuz the HOUSE was creepy...or his kid scared the shit outta any babysitter they got, always talking about dead people in the closet....
what did the demon thing look like? thats some cool shit man
4:02 That is why Norton is the best!!
Now this is ANOTHER reason I'm not having any kids.
Start playing at the 3 minute mark, thank me later.
I like listening to Jimmy shit, thank you very much
@@MrEvanNoyes 'mo
@@buhshmuh Nothing gay about a man appreciating another man of similar ilk’s bowel movements.
This was fun until they started taking phone calls. Boy did the listeners suck
I remember as a kid around 4/5 I had vaughly remember a friend (imaginary I hope) in the mirror I called Mr. Smiley he was my reflection that looked like me but eyes always shut and smiling, for some reason I still don't like to look at mirrors in the dark
They say young kids can connect with things. Not gonna lie I'm laying here in the dark. That snake neck one creeped me my dad rest his soul was never a ghost believer. He was a religious man but never thought ghost where real. We use to live in an old farm house his family built back in the early 30's. One night my mom was at work and I was a toddler asleep. He said he heard the screen door slam and feet walk through the kitchen he turned to see if it was mom. He heard the feet RUN loudly back through the kitchen out the door and the screen door slamming. Mom told me the next day when she got home he was in the bed room with me and the lights on freaking out. People had died in that house. Young kids. Fucking ugh.
When I was between 5 and 10, my parents said I was having a screaming nightmare where I was speaking in full sentences and talking about how the bad people were stabbing me or something to that effect. Yeaaaa happy times 😃
Maybe your parents molested you. Maybe your dad was stabbing you with his rancid sausage
Chip’s story was the scariest.
Never told his kid about his dead dad but had a photo of his dead dad on the mantle? Sure.
Damn, how can it not be a good show when you open with fuckin Toronto international.
Anthony is hilarious, you're like in a drunken blackout for a few years lol
When kids talk about seeing shit it’s in their imagination... they’re playing. Adults take things literally because they’re anxious and stupid.
She's right behind you Chippah 22:42
This will be another "legit" reason why Ant never had kids.
When I was a kid, a little girl in my neighborhood drowned in the bathtub. Later, a kid moved into the house and I became friends with him. He said his baby sister would point at the bathroom and ceiling and say "girl."
google this : honey and thyme carrots new york restaurant - look at the 3rd link down
jimmies carrot side dish lol. yuk
.....um....why exactly should anyone give even half a fuck about this?
Phil Connor’s? Lol!
10:48: aww didee see liek sum FUCKiin, creepy s c a r y SHIT??
shouldn't have gotten high😨
The snake necked person must've been a citizen of Kayan.
Or 50% likely a transgender. YES it’s a suicide joke
I assume the person who was sleeping on the ceiling was just the kid re-envisioning what they saw from a clip of A Nightmare On Elm St 1, when Tina is killed in her sleep while her boyfriend Rod was sleeping in the bed roused from his sleep in terror cowering in the corner of the room on the floor, Tina is dragged up onto the ceiling by Freddy and slashed apart and blood fills the ceiling as if it were pooling on the ground.
That kid is fucking creepy.
I am too, but the name fits.
Im from...the future...
...Apal fuuls...
I really hope the cat's name is Billy Kane.
Yeah but that's not being creepy. That's just you being wigged out at consciousness. Ya know cuz its so new to you as a baby.
GHOOOOOOSSSTTSSSS!
I don't know why, but I'm so angry at the fact that Jim thinks that audio of him splattering shit in a toilet bowl is funny, and that he felt compelled to play it for the audience.
Your post is 2 years old....I hope you are still pissed about it!
@Gabriel Godina You seem really smart...
He should of played it throughout the bit
You don’t know why? Dude I have been sick for two days and was finally eating a breakfast taco and that shot came in and then again after I skipped it. For every time he makes me laugh he pisses me off
It’s just not fucking funny. Especially for people with weak stomachs or with a bad hangover
2:26
A lot of the stories aren’t creepy. They’re kind of sweet in a morbid way because the ghosts of their dead relatives aren’t really tormenting the children they’re just playing with them.
Has your shadow ever walked off on you?
No, but my reflection has.
Lay off the dope
This bit was great until the attention-seeking callers started with their bullshit stories. Has a caller ever added anything to a show?
I agree, I hate when they take callers, they never add anything. This is the ONLY time I didn't mind. Why can't people just listen and enjoy. I'm sick of this self obsessed era we live in.
That is one Twilight Zone episode I've been trying to watch for a while. It's one of the only ones not on TH-cam and I don't have Netflix to binge watch it
Support your local planned parenthood.
Aaaannndddd... they're all still atheists. Nothing wrong with that, but they deny the "other side" so vehemently it's surprising they would even review this topic. Thanks for uploading.
No fucking way :0
8:16 I dislike Opie as much as the next guy but I always laugh at "Phil? Phil Connors?"
I had to stop watching this.
84th
BOO
fuck you scared me
Not cool man , c’mon
Bro I just busted a load wtf im so so scared
Booooooooo! Spoookyyyytt